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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Hello,
    Ok. let's be honest...my handwriting is so awful and hard to read that it could easily be used by NSA as a new and highly innovative encryption method. Probably even better than quantum encryption.
    The skills that I presented in this video show only half of what I'm actually capable of.
    Straight lines... yes I can write with straight lines. When I was a student, I tended to be an outsider. Most of the time alone, an introvert hidden in the shade of his own thoughts. Everyone seemed to look at me with confusion because I was always clutching my notebooks really hard to my chest, and looking around with fear in my eyes. One day a nice girl who must have thought that I can't be as weird as everybody thinks approched me, and asked to borrow some of my notes. Without saying a word I gave her one of my notebooks enthusiastically. Unfortunately it was the one with straight lines...
    Well... to put it mildly, borrowing the notebook with straight lines in it didn't help me to socialise with the rest of the students. Next morning everyone was afraid of me.
    In a fit of pique I developed a new writing technique which involved vigorous blowing on a piece of paper. Next day I was expelled from university.
    OK. Now seriously. This video was created thanks to my Patrons (all of them listed in the closing credits).
    If you want to help me create more cool videos like this one, please visit my Patreon page: www.patreon.co...
    I hope you will like the video. If you do please don't forget to hit that a thumbs up button. Thanks!
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    It should be noted that this video was made with the intention of creating a nice relaxing feeling called ASMR. It's not that kind of video where someone wants to present calligraphy skills etc. I have no idea how to write in calligraphy, and actually I barely use a fountain pen.The most important thing here was to create a video in which the quality of sound is decent enough to trigger ASMR sensation.
    If you like the video please don't forget to hit that a thumbs up button.
    Audio: asmrsurgeaudio...
    Calligraphy sets:
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    Audio: asmrsurgeaudio...
    My equipment:
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @ASMRSURGE
    @ASMRSURGE  7 років тому +10359

    Hello,
    Ok. let's be honest...my handwriting is so awful and hard to read that it could easily be used by NSA as a new and highly innovative encryption method. Probably even better than quantum encryption.
    The skills that I presented in this video show only half of what I'm actually capable of.
    Straight lines... yes I can write with straight lines. When I was a student, I tended to be an outsider. Most of the time alone, an introvert hidden in the shade of his own thoughts. Everyone seemed to look at me with confusion because I was always clutching my notebooks really hard to my chest, and looking around with fear in my eyes. One day a nice girl who must have thought that I can't be as weird as everybody thinks approched me, and asked to borrow some of my notes. Without saying a word I gave her one of my notebooks enthusiastically. Unfortunately it was the one with straight lines...
    Well... to put it mildly, borrowing the notebook with straight lines in it didn't help me to socialise with the rest of the students. Next morning everyone was afraid of me.
    In a fit of pique I developed a new writing technique which involved vigorous blowing on a piece of paper. Next day I was expelled from university.
    OK. Now seriously. This video was created thank to my Patrons (all of them listed in the closing credits).
    If you want to help me create more cool videos like this one, please visit my Patreon page: www.patreon.com/user?u=2355964
    I hope you will like the video. If you do please don't forget to hit that a thumbs up button. Thanks!
    Audio: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/releases
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Calligraphy sets:
    amzn.to/2roixcx
    amzn.to/2rtDlS2
    amzn.to/2qEEX8d
    amzn.to/2qEEWkB
    amzn.to/2qEOYCD
    amzn.to/2qEHXS4
    Audio: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/releases
    My equipment:
    Mic 1: binauralenthusiast.com/
    Mic 2: amzn.to/1NQIdSi
    Pair of mics 3: amzn.to/1U8Quou
    XLR cables: amzn.to/1U8QrsT
    Audio Interface: amzn.to/1U8QkgH
    Laptop with passive cooling for sound recording: amzn.to/1NQIrZD
    Recorder 1: amzn.to/1Xdth66
    Recorder 2: amzn.to/1NHq4IR
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    • @zorburgor
      @zorburgor 7 років тому +1220

      nah u good fam

    • @Cornville
      @Cornville 7 років тому +499

      U tried and u failed

    • @CEPHALOMOSH
      @CEPHALOMOSH 7 років тому +451

      haha well it is certainly better than mine

    • @Franguetaun
      @Franguetaun 7 років тому +296

      ASMRSurge The most fun description XD 😂

    • @lukab8407
      @lukab8407 7 років тому +194

      ASMRSurge I like your writing btw

  • @system1912
    @system1912 5 років тому +16293

    It's like they're drawing on a pringle

  • @あんじ-l1f
    @あんじ-l1f 5 років тому +5178

    Oh now i know why prisoners write lines on the wall, they're doing asmr

    • @tough5125
      @tough5125 4 роки тому +52

      icewithramen Wow this is underrated.

    • @polastankova
      @polastankova 4 роки тому +56

      _nO iTs nOT!!!!!_

    • @itstorr_
      @itstorr_ 3 роки тому +18

      Hey were counting how many days they have been in prison xd

    • @melon4804
      @melon4804 3 роки тому +10

      yea they totally need some relaxation

    • @CerbeRawr
      @CerbeRawr 3 роки тому +22

      @@itstorr_ it wasn't Sayed in a Serious way, it was a joke.

  • @ghostpanther6855
    @ghostpanther6855 5 років тому +4495

    Me: TURNS VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP
    Ad: DO YOU HAVE BACKPAIN
    Me: FALLS OFF BED now i do

    • @boluayeni2886
      @boluayeni2886 5 років тому +42

      Ghost Panther
      Well, they use the all new..

    • @me-mf5bl
      @me-mf5bl 5 років тому +14

      AHAHAHA

    • @LRJH
      @LRJH 5 років тому +16

      Ghost Panther I’m subscribeing to you just for that comment

    • @kirysmi6999
      @kirysmi6999 5 років тому +6

      haha so funny

    • @Waseemmmm
      @Waseemmmm 5 років тому +19

      stolen comment

  • @anigroeg9008
    @anigroeg9008 5 років тому +587

    3:52 PLOT TWIST: its all on the same paper

    • @jihaahsm7751
      @jihaahsm7751 5 років тому +84

      PLOT TWIST: it's not even a paper

    • @anigroeg9008
      @anigroeg9008 5 років тому +4

      Jihaahsm hater

    • @jihaahsm7751
      @jihaahsm7751 5 років тому +24

      @@anigroeg9008 alright then?

    • @yoonixue
      @yoonixue 5 років тому +1

      @@jihaahsm7751 lmao, imaginee

    • @yoonixue
      @yoonixue 5 років тому +5

      @@anigroeg9008 not really :l

  • @olive9978
    @olive9978 7 років тому +964

    3:43 - 3:47 reminds me of the sound the lamp that jumps on the Pixar logo makes

  • @adamhindmarch247
    @adamhindmarch247 7 років тому +105

    Never noticed how detailed paper is

    • @Angela-ou5wb
      @Angela-ou5wb 7 років тому +41

      Adam Hindmarch pretty sure that is a thicker and more textured paper

    • @constantinioana5087
      @constantinioana5087 7 років тому +32

      It's thicc

    • @randomperson6262
      @randomperson6262 6 років тому

      Adam Hindmarch i believe its a special paper.

  • @wavystars5075
    @wavystars5075 4 роки тому +288

    This video is everyone who finishes the test early

    • @prism_of_selves
      @prism_of_selves 3 роки тому

      what

    • @ArmpitMiko.
      @ArmpitMiko. 3 роки тому +1

      thats me lmfao, i always draw random shit on the test paper when i finished early.

  • @AustinChurch95
    @AustinChurch95 4 роки тому +58

    This video has been recommended to me for the past 2 years... I guess I’ll give it a try

  • @paigek.5736
    @paigek.5736 5 років тому +64

    This is exactly what I’ve been wanting! Writing asmr, no talking, and clear sounds (so I don’t need to turn the volume all the way up and break my eardrums when a random ad appears) thank you! 😊

    • @paintedpainters7222
      @paintedpainters7222 5 років тому +1

      AD: are you lonely
      Me: umm.. yeah
      AD: get an antidepressant it will totally help your deppresion
      Me: umm I never I said I was depresse-
      AD: we know you are 🙃

  • @momoko9458
    @momoko9458 5 років тому +374

    10:06 😍😍😍

  • @CieraAndDanielle
    @CieraAndDanielle 7 років тому +127

    You should do the "my asmr story" thing and tell it in pictures in this format. I'd love to hear about your life and how you got into this, not to mention I think it would establish a deeper connection amongst you and your subscribers. Maybe even a voice reveal with it.... (I dream big I know). Much love, and stunning quality as usual. ❤️

    • @runawayfromtoads674
      @runawayfromtoads674 7 років тому +3

      In some of his older videos, he speaks. You might want to check that out :)

    • @CieraAndDanielle
      @CieraAndDanielle 7 років тому +2

      Run Away From Toads OMG yes I will! Thank you :)

    • @DaMonkas556
      @DaMonkas556 7 років тому

      CieraRose H. He doesn't really like doing talking videos apparently

  • @nyjah2300
    @nyjah2300 4 роки тому +119

    Nobody:
    Queen we will rock you: 0:45

  • @zzz6737
    @zzz6737 4 роки тому +40

    7:25 書いちゃうこれ

    • @the_idiot_one9570
      @the_idiot_one9570 4 роки тому +3

      Ah yes the forbidden language

    • @hani4336
      @hani4336 4 роки тому +1

      @@the_idiot_one9570 wdym..

    • @Hinata-xj2gg
      @Hinata-xj2gg 4 роки тому

      Yo that’s like the ancient language of Christmas hinge

  • @sittmin670
    @sittmin670 3 роки тому +4

    7:57 squid game idea was started here 4 years ago

  • @call_me_rhee6866
    @call_me_rhee6866 7 років тому +10

    Description's fire like always.

  • @sophiaw9899
    @sophiaw9899 4 роки тому +2

    I like ASMRs. But it was the vibe of your video that drew me to click on it. The pen and paper setting, the lighting of the room, the black and white and grey colours... I am being hit with a bit of nostalgia, for some reason. Just wanted to say I love this video

  • @simplychencoruppted9437
    @simplychencoruppted9437 6 років тому +4

    "My hand writing is awful"
    *but still better than mine.*

  • @beedykh2235
    @beedykh2235 3 роки тому +1

    Those beautiful beatiful frames per second!!

  • @twilightwolfpiano
    @twilightwolfpiano 5 років тому +9

    Me: wow I'm getting tingles!
    *or am i just cold?*

  • @TheWaken
    @TheWaken 10 місяців тому

    It’s been 4 years and I still come back to this every now and then.

  • @gito4037
    @gito4037 7 років тому +31

    One word... Quality!

  • @ゴママ
    @ゴママ 6 років тому +15

    トントンするのなんかよくね。(語彙力の崩壊)

  • @abk5828
    @abk5828 3 роки тому +3

    6:45 when I didn't study to my exam but don't wanna leave the paper empty

  • @voldemort9128
    @voldemort9128 3 роки тому +3

    The camera quality is better than my eyesight anytime of the damn day ✌😭

    • @James2005.
      @James2005. 3 роки тому

      You need to sleep better, your eyesight should work better with better sleep.

  • @chickenundercover6359
    @chickenundercover6359 3 роки тому

    When this video BARLEY started I got tingles 🥲

  • @nicolasnavea6212
    @nicolasnavea6212 4 роки тому +1

    this video quality is better than real life itself

  • @explodingbomb2673
    @explodingbomb2673 2 роки тому +5

    8:26 squid game lol

  • @つーちゃん-q2e
    @つーちゃん-q2e 4 роки тому +1

    この動画を以前1回見つけて
    気になってたから見つけれて嬉しい😃

  • @sadlyapotato2473
    @sadlyapotato2473 7 років тому +7

    I'm pretty sure this guy is a English teacher and live in Germany.

    • @M1jol
      @M1jol 7 років тому +3

      Sadly apotato he's Polish :)

  • @alan-nova363
    @alan-nova363 4 роки тому +1

    That’s basically me in physics class

  • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
    @JayAshBranAudioScripts 4 роки тому +1

    I suddenly want an ink pen.

  • @yodef6828
    @yodef6828 3 роки тому +1

    I love this new texture of toilet paper

  • @saghar4831
    @saghar4831 4 роки тому

    This looks like it’s straight out of a movie.

  • @avocadobitch6569
    @avocadobitch6569 4 роки тому +4

    8:42 Why am I hearing my father's snore sounds

    • @starflower4788
      @starflower4788 3 роки тому

      *Me when I saw your comment:* What?
      *Me three seconds later* Oh my god it really does sound like snoring!

  • @madisynshade4966
    @madisynshade4966 3 роки тому +1

    Omg this is killing me inside

  • @domna7963
    @domna7963 3 роки тому

    just a tip to reduce the times u have to dip in ink: dip the nib all the way until the holes in the middle are filled btw love this video

  • @YT-uk5ie
    @YT-uk5ie 5 років тому +14923

    5:18 : Leaked iPhone 12 camera design

  • @AutumnsNoise
    @AutumnsNoise 4 роки тому +6051

    Nobody:
    Kids in the 1600s bored asf, not wanting to learn about Shakespeare in English class:

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 4 роки тому +377

      they wouldn’t be learning abt shakespeare lol his work didn’t get recognised until much later

    • @neonsamus
      @neonsamus 4 роки тому +131

      it's funny how recent public compulsory schooling is like 70 to 100 years old only

    • @zeyna4
      @zeyna4 4 роки тому +44

      inaccurate

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 4 роки тому +19

      Giancarlos Benitez well,,yeah??? its rlly unhealthy to skip meals

    • @zeyna4
      @zeyna4 4 роки тому +14

      @no homo whats the point of making a joke if its not even right

  • @meriewanderer
    @meriewanderer 5 років тому +7558

    15:02 - 17:04 Good idea
    "I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect'. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me : 'your password is incorrect' "

    • @WarriorWolf-jh7ys
      @WarriorWolf-jh7ys 5 років тому +401

      But now everyone knows 😂🤔

    • @owo72px59
      @owo72px59 5 років тому +60

      Merie Freecss lol i did that trick years ago and it always work like a charm xD

    • @ethanisaach4450
      @ethanisaach4450 5 років тому +34

      O l d m e m e s.

    • @meriewanderer
      @meriewanderer 5 років тому +40

      @@ethanisaach4450 so? W E L I K E I T.

    • @Worstnite
      @Worstnite 5 років тому +8

      GENIUS

  • @rxzon1209
    @rxzon1209 5 років тому +3118

    Him: my handwritting is bad
    Me: u haven’t seen mine

  • @p.atrick.
    @p.atrick. 5 років тому +5151

    I legit watched one ASMR video and now there's like 1029838 of then in my recommended

  • @levelmake7758
    @levelmake7758 4 роки тому +3093

    2:43
    *D E M O N I T I Z E D*

  • @punki2081
    @punki2081 4 роки тому +1871

    I guess I never realized how blessed I’ve been to have access to modern day pens. God that would be so frustrating to have to dip it every 5 seconds.

    • @sgt_08x
      @sgt_08x 4 роки тому +107

      I prefer a fancy pen.. than a modern one.

    • @thedemoman88
      @thedemoman88 4 роки тому +219

      Actually, it's more frustrating to make sure the pen isn't dipped too much or too little. Having it too much will make a small explosion of ink happen with even a slight tap. Too little will make the pen barely write. Personally, I've never written Calligraphy on Parchment, or even a quality sketchbook. So, whenever I write with too little ink; It scratches the paper and Ruins the heading.

    • @lincolnjones273
      @lincolnjones273 4 роки тому +7

      Nah it ok well in art class i only brake 4 pens

    • @maxipali2577
      @maxipali2577 4 роки тому +50

      @@sgt_08x Look, he's special!!!
      Now seriously, I want one of that pens just becouse they're cool

    • @sgt_08x
      @sgt_08x 4 роки тому +7

      @@maxipali2577 Hahah just found out your comment! Thanks

  • @dudi3949
    @dudi3949 5 років тому +7588

    This video is basically everyone in their least favourite class.

    • @Wdycit
      @Wdycit 5 років тому +97

      duld duds
      It took me awhile to get it.

    • @lindamedrano3313
      @lindamedrano3313 5 років тому +21

      lol how did so many ppl watch this

    • @groceree
      @groceree 5 років тому +22

      Waiting for someone to correct favourite to favorite

    • @opalhuskat5364
      @opalhuskat5364 5 років тому +14

      Joeboiyoi found the grammar nazi!

    • @dudi3949
      @dudi3949 4 роки тому +12

      @@groceree Sorry english is not my first language.

  • @katdop3664
    @katdop3664 5 років тому +3630

    Ad:are you tired of being alone
    Me:...........yes.

    • @kimjong-un1277
      @kimjong-un1277 5 років тому +26

      Kat Dop36 so relatable brother

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 років тому +75

      Nope.
      I love being alone.
      Very peacefull. Plus i have learned to live with myself. Which is the key.

    • @rippinridley7876
      @rippinridley7876 5 років тому +21

      A mix of both- two be alone is aa to be with nature; ones inner core. Full of Trinquility. But to be with another can possess good qualities as well. Like the feeling of belonging. However, I'm happy with either or. Mainly just with nature.

    • @viriginnie6471
      @viriginnie6471 5 років тому

      @@rippinridley7876 Yeah..

    • @rippinridley7876
      @rippinridley7876 5 років тому +2

      @@viriginnie6471 Sorry if my comment brought forth sadness

  • @CipherVoheim
    @CipherVoheim 5 років тому +877

    When you be writing that letter to king George III to get them sweet sweet tax cuts

  • @plutomanny
    @plutomanny 4 роки тому +3079

    When his camera is better then your eyesight 👁 👅 👁

    • @kimjong-un1277
      @kimjong-un1277 4 роки тому +25

      Dont be so racist

    • @KORONEVIRUS
      @KORONEVIRUS 4 роки тому +139

      Kim Jong-un
      how is that racist?

    • @kimjong-un1277
      @kimjong-un1277 4 роки тому +16

      Robo Studios Idk Ask yourself mam

    • @purpple2271
      @purpple2271 4 роки тому +51

      Kim Jong-un the hell does that even mean

    • @adamyusuf1805
      @adamyusuf1805 3 роки тому +19

      Me with 20/20 vision: I have no such weaknesses

  • @send2810
    @send2810 7 років тому +3103

    Description as always is a masterpiece.

    • @tsb427
      @tsb427 7 років тому +130

      IKR, it looks like a fanfiction. They always turn a crappy description into a masterpiece 😂

  • @juld-ck4ps
    @juld-ck4ps 5 років тому +2229

    31:50
    "Minecraft Zombie has joined the chat"

    • @holius1
      @holius1 5 років тому +223

      It legit sounds like an endermen when you look at them.

    • @antoniolewis1318
      @antoniolewis1318 5 років тому +90

      It doesn't sound like either

    • @demetrisgillis2146
      @demetrisgillis2146 5 років тому +131

      When you kill the ender dragon

    • @trickster8318
      @trickster8318 5 років тому +8

      @@demetrisgillis2146 yep

    • @aannggee
      @aannggee 5 років тому +52

      nah its sounds more like a blaze from minecraft if you actually listen

  • @uMaud
    @uMaud 5 років тому +446

    "At the funeral, I poked them and said : You are next. Smiley face :)"
    *FBI open up*

  • @Sunami3619
    @Sunami3619 4 роки тому +837

    When the Paper said "Chuchu chu chi cha Chuchu" i felt that

  • @nefariousjim
    @nefariousjim 5 років тому +997

    I was waiting for Tom Riddle to reply

  • @rodricbr
    @rodricbr 4 роки тому +395

    "You are next"

  • @SeafoamKitten
    @SeafoamKitten 7 років тому +1956

    this is amazing and the texture of the paper is so satisfying to me :3

    • @jiminjams7542
      @jiminjams7542 7 років тому +3

      Seafoam Kitten's ASMR hi

    • @emberd-l795
      @emberd-l795 7 років тому +6

      Seafoam Kitten's ASMR totally agree. I usually don't like non talking videos but this ones great

    • @kknight5150
      @kknight5150 7 років тому

      Seafoam Kitten's ASMR Papa Seaboam!

    • @kriszenn1125
      @kriszenn1125 6 років тому

      parchment you mean?

    • @jodinha4225
      @jodinha4225 6 років тому +7

      xx this is just a large pringle

  • @christianlee3068
    @christianlee3068 5 років тому +621

    September 12th 1886
    Dear Elizabeth,
    I have yet to see combat but General Müller has placed me in the 87th Grenadier division stationed outside of Münatouß. Our Commander Weißmarn told us we will be attacking the enemy at first light. I do not know if I will survive the first charge or if I will be lucky as to be killed in a artillery barrage as I have heard rumors that no man has survived but two steps from the safety of our trench. I was promised a medal not a unmarked grave. leaving home for this war is a fools mistake.
    Love, Henri
    87th grenadier division

  • @ArkaniumGaming
    @ArkaniumGaming 5 років тому +413

    13:45 HA! GUESSED IT!
    14:59 oh.. You're going to hell for that.

    • @CIA907Nitro
      @CIA907Nitro 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha UA-cam police, lol in the name😂

    • @ArkaniumGaming
      @ArkaniumGaming 4 роки тому

      @@CIA907Nitro Not what the YT stands for.

    • @aklato7258
      @aklato7258 4 роки тому

      @@ArkaniumGaming yeah it is..

    • @melon4804
      @melon4804 3 роки тому

      same here 😂

  • @sbbbsb
    @sbbbsb 5 років тому +456

    Man I wasn't expecting you to write dad jokes in the letter at all

  • @beaunation
    @beaunation 4 роки тому +542

    Teacher: its ok if your notes are messy. They're your notes.
    Me:

    • @naomigwolfe8112
      @naomigwolfe8112 3 роки тому +30

      That one guy's notes: 3:05

    • @realanimegirl777
      @realanimegirl777 3 роки тому +18

      and then you look back at your notes a month later and you're like: Fuuuuuuck.

    • @gabe1052
      @gabe1052 3 роки тому +3

      @@realanimegirl777 lol fr when I write it it looks so nice but when I go back to look at it it sucks

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 3 роки тому +2

      “It’s okay if your notes are messy” *proceeds to get a bad grade because they’re messy* (especially if you have to turn in your notes)

    • @darkprinssss
      @darkprinssss Рік тому

      Sounds like a cool teacher

  • @booboothefiend
    @booboothefiend 7 років тому +140

    Lol I'm surprised people actually read descriptions, I thought I was the only one

  • @ellatellsit1426
    @ellatellsit1426 5 років тому +499

    Me: *Turns sound all the way up*
    Ad: Are you having problem hearing?
    Me: No but now I do

    • @LijE945
      @LijE945 5 років тому +13

      That's their plan

    • @dying6260
      @dying6260 5 років тому +1

      Now that I think about it IS their plan *an Illuminati confirmed*

    • @aannggee
      @aannggee 5 років тому +4

      u missed ur chance to say "WHAT??!!". smh 🤦‍♀️

    • @meowmeow20371
      @meowmeow20371 4 роки тому +4

      Unoriginal

    • @thedunkle3045
      @thedunkle3045 4 роки тому

      DrxgonFlxmes
      ey can you not point out people’s pride?

  • @leptuned
    @leptuned 4 роки тому +346

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    7 years old's notebook:

    • @adamyusuf1805
      @adamyusuf1805 3 роки тому +22

      U know what sucks? When u try ur hardest on a realistic face and the teacher compliments it as “abstract art”

    • @annabelle_44
      @annabelle_44 3 роки тому +9

      My notebook still looks like this-

    • @odessawales
      @odessawales 3 роки тому +1

      So I'm a 7 year old. Smh

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 3 роки тому +1

      @@odessawales we’re all 7 year olds at heart

  • @spicybowlofcurri
    @spicybowlofcurri 7 років тому +610

    I'm the girl from the story, I can confirm

    • @ASMRSURGE
      @ASMRSURGE  7 років тому +182

      Would you be kind enough to give me back the notebook I borrowed you?

    • @spicybowlofcurri
      @spicybowlofcurri 7 років тому +150

      Have you forgotten about the restraining order?

    • @ASMRSURGE
      @ASMRSURGE  7 років тому +169

      No I haven't. I was going to send my dog to pick it up for me...

    • @spicybowlofcurri
      @spicybowlofcurri 7 років тому +127

      Oh you've got a new one? Your neighbour mentioned that you cut the previous one in half with a thermal knife at night the other week?

    • @cthklh1458
      @cthklh1458 7 років тому +67

      Irae WHAT THE HELL

  • @noahs.3634
    @noahs.3634 7 років тому +191

    Is the description true stroy? From my p.o.v. (The cameras actually) u r super cool dude dont worry what anyone thinks about you

    • @ASMRSURGE
      @ASMRSURGE  7 років тому +126

      Of course it is not true. This time I made it up just for fun.

    • @sidance
      @sidance 7 років тому +28

      Your descriptions are always pure gold.

    • @digital107-_-
      @digital107-_- 7 років тому +5

      Black Light his description actually explained my school years. no joke

    • @TheLMango
      @TheLMango 7 років тому +3

      @Digital107 Embarrassing...

    • @digital107-_-
      @digital107-_- 7 років тому

      TheLMango ?

  • @fly_highhigh5518
    @fly_highhigh5518 5 років тому +258

    Me: *going to fall asleep*
    Ad: Have you ever been to the sea?
    Me: Wut-
    Ad: Have you ever been to a restaurant?
    Me: What the f-
    Ad: Have you ever slept?
    Me: Oh MaN cLeArLY nOT

  • @dexterious35
    @dexterious35 4 роки тому +211

    I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say: “You are next”.
    So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said: “You are next”.
    12:22 - 15:01
    xD

  • @osirismerck4778
    @osirismerck4778 5 років тому +79

    0:09, i thought my old ass laptop was catching on fire

    • @soda_crackerr
      @soda_crackerr 3 роки тому +2

      underrated BUT LSBDKSDBBD AHAHAHS 💀✋

  • @EnzoJP
    @EnzoJP 4 роки тому +173

    Everyone: this is so relaxing.
    Me: I NEED THAT PEN

  • @nolanoster3660
    @nolanoster3660 7 років тому +644

    @3:42 just me or does that sound like the baby Pixar lamp hopping?

    • @starlord7027
      @starlord7027 7 років тому +35

      Nolan Oster OH MAH GAD YEESS mister u are a legend!

    • @NycedX
      @NycedX 6 років тому +5

      Wtf ahahah

    • @thegamer5367
      @thegamer5367 6 років тому +10

      Nope it realy is a pixar lamp hopping

    • @nothing-k528
      @nothing-k528 6 років тому +1

      Nolan Oster
      Just you

    • @mavicvictoria8523
      @mavicvictoria8523 6 років тому +6

      IT DOOOOOEEEEESSSSS

  • @deepfriednerdplaysgames4294
    @deepfriednerdplaysgames4294 7 років тому +673

    I really don't care what he wrote I just love the sound it makes when he writes

    • @enuskosinua2133
      @enuskosinua2133 6 років тому +1

      yeah lol

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 2 роки тому +1

      That's what we're all here for.

    • @zimtak6418
      @zimtak6418 Рік тому +9

      Initially yes, but the frosting on the cake is that what they wrote was actually pretty amusing too. Such as at 14:55

  • @citlalivillegas9298
    @citlalivillegas9298 7 років тому +321

    Dang the quality of of this video is beyond perfection.

    • @ThMthGd
      @ThMthGd 6 років тому

      citlali villegas It's like a movie.

  • @ST4R_V3IL
    @ST4R_V3IL 3 роки тому +82

    Me: *trying to sleep*
    Also me: *keeps opening eyes to see what they’re writing/drawing*

  • @thezuma391
    @thezuma391 4 роки тому +185

    Nobody:
    The small intestine: 2:19

    • @avo11
      @avo11 3 роки тому

      i dont even

    • @naomigwolfe8112
      @naomigwolfe8112 3 роки тому +2

      No

    • @NoobAllert
      @NoobAllert 3 роки тому +1

      how do you call the other intestine in english ?

    • @thezuma391
      @thezuma391 3 роки тому +2

      @@NoobAllert Colon or the large intenstine - English isn't my first language neither though :)

  • @rrrrrr-484
    @rrrrrr-484 7 років тому +65

    10:08 "How to make crack"

    • @Kalashimi
      @Kalashimi 7 років тому +17

      How to make an artistic crack*

    • @rrrrrr-484
      @rrrrrr-484 7 років тому

      Poma (Pomaranczova) yah lmao

    • @skunk9768
      @skunk9768 7 років тому +1

      smoke*

  • @-isaac
    @-isaac 7 років тому +991

    "I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and tell you "you are next". So the next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you are next" !"
    Truly a masterpiece...

    • @Johnemt11
      @Johnemt11 7 років тому +4

      ZaK LaK me too haha

    • @carsonwalker6424
      @carsonwalker6424 7 років тому +20

      but you didnt come up with that joke its like every joke video and picture

    • @-isaac
      @-isaac 7 років тому +49

      Carson Walker ... it was in the vid at 15:00 that’s why I quoted it

    • @eddie2191
      @eddie2191 7 років тому +1

      ZaK LaK truly*

    • @johnf.kennedy5517
      @johnf.kennedy5517 6 років тому +6

      That’s a meme

  • @SparkShock
    @SparkShock 4 роки тому +84

    Plot twist: He’s trying to get Help.

  • @ajanguyen5745
    @ajanguyen5745 7 років тому +670

    "when I forget my password, it reminds me saying; Your password is incorrect.
    *GENIUS*

  • @awfrick2118
    @awfrick2118 7 років тому +201

    Well, shit this is fancy.

  • @jedlars9085
    @jedlars9085 6 років тому +77

    This kinda reminds me of when SpongeBob tried to write his paper for boating school.
    But, like, the extended version.
    A+.

    • @nate1141
      @nate1141 5 років тому +5

      Jed Lars “thé”

  • @butterboi218
    @butterboi218 6 років тому +322

    Me: "Oooh, he's going to start writing, what's he going to write?"
    Him(Writing): "Good sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health and in a prosperous enough position to put wealth in the pockets of people like me down on their luck, you see, that was my wife you decided to-"
    Me: *"what."*
    Hamilton reference sorry

    • @eggothyleggo1352
      @eggothyleggo1352 5 років тому +8

      “-fuuuuuuc”

    • @strawbunnee2547
      @strawbunnee2547 5 років тому +15

      Well he never gonna be President now

    • @cask3u
      @cask3u 5 років тому +9

      Always down for a Hamilton ref

    • @150zishankhan4
      @150zishankhan4 5 років тому +2

      Lol ur name

    • @rellowx5532
      @rellowx5532 5 років тому +4

      He's never going to be president now thats one less thing to worry about

  • @jade-san362
    @jade-san362 7 років тому +63

    Your description is gold💰💰💰💰

  • @MrSamusdark
    @MrSamusdark 7 років тому +2010

    Hello, handsome.

    • @TG0896
      @TG0896 7 років тому +134

      Cory is in the houseeee boiiiiiii

    • @abandonedaccount4749
      @abandonedaccount4749 7 років тому +140

      Joanne The Scammer best anime

    • @mlgesuschrist5518
      @mlgesuschrist5518 7 років тому +20

      have you guys seen that Cory in the House, Sonic X, Mackelmore Thrift Shop song? It's the absolute greatest thing to ever exist. It's called Gotta Thrift Fast or something like that

    • @RatFilth
      @RatFilth 7 років тому +10

      MLGesus Christ You say that like we're old friends of yours who you're just suggesting a video to. Don't be weird.

    • @mlgesuschrist5518
      @mlgesuschrist5518 7 років тому +30

      Dudemonkey731 maybe i want to be your friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @吾輩は猫である-m6u
    @吾輩は猫である-m6u 4 роки тому +5

    こういう魔女が使いそうな紙とペンめっちゃ好き 後日本人いないの...?

    • @ただの暇人-f7t
      @ただの暇人-f7t 4 роки тому +1

      います✋
      分かります……西洋って感じでいいですよね

  • @arifsyah46
    @arifsyah46 5 років тому +80

    "i haven't spoken to my wife for years" 👌

    • @StarlingASMR
      @StarlingASMR 4 роки тому +1

      Burger Deluxe 😂😂😂😂

    • @rileyboyd1674
      @rileyboyd1674 4 роки тому +3

      I don’t need sleep I need answers
      Q no.1Why

  • @fortie6902
    @fortie6902 6 років тому +409

    4:20 Pixar lamp. I know someone commented this before me but the link they posted didn’t sound as accurate as this did in my opinion. The original poster is called Nolan Oster.

  • @SirDothal
    @SirDothal 7 років тому +494

    10:06 Heroin Roleplay ASMR

  • @Michal.Zielinski
    @Michal.Zielinski 4 роки тому +60

    7:29 oh its a tedybear! [two seconds later] oh wtf

  • @ああ-h3w3p
    @ああ-h3w3p 4 роки тому +33

    これを聞きながら勉強したんだが最後らへんで眠くてしょうがなかったから結局10分昼寝した。

  • @emilyfield6163
    @emilyfield6163 5 років тому +195

    i
    dont
    mean
    to
    assume
    *but by your videos, like literally everything you do, i sense that you’re European*
    idk why i pick that up, i’m usually right tho
    ARE YOU EUROPEAN?

    • @Proxya
      @Proxya 5 років тому +14

      He's Polish I think

    • @jairvandersterre1002
      @jairvandersterre1002 5 років тому

      @@Proxya why do you think so?

    • @Proxya
      @Proxya 5 років тому +16

      @@jairvandersterre1002 His bandcamp page locates him in Poland

    • @pollenzx
      @pollenzx 4 роки тому +10

      @@Proxya salute noises

    • @jimothy2361
      @jimothy2361 4 роки тому +12

      Proxy in his earlier videos he speaks and he has a polish accent

  • @vexan_twitch
    @vexan_twitch 4 роки тому +36

    "Wait wtf are you watching?!" Friend asked. "Oh it's a movie trailer mate don't worry." I replied.

  • @hene1_hn
    @hene1_hn 6 років тому +180

    なるほど、テストの時に眠くなるのはこういう事か

  • @mariaasmrr
    @mariaasmrr 5 років тому +337

    it’s always so strange but satisfying watching right handed people write (i’m a lefty)

    • @byrdsayahh
      @byrdsayahh 5 років тому +18

      @Maria A That I find interesting as I also write left handed (technically I’m ambidextrous but I still write with my left hand) but I find it more satisfying when I watch people writing left handed. I wonder why that is. 😂

    • @mariaasmrr
      @mariaasmrr 5 років тому +14

      KittyKatGirl27 i think all or at least most people who are left handed are ambidextrous! because i cut stuff at work and do sports n stuff with my right hand but write with my left lol

    • @byrdsayahh
      @byrdsayahh 5 років тому +15

      Same here! I think of my right arm/hand as my strong arm/hand and my left arm/hand as my control arm/hand

    • @maccychee3858
      @maccychee3858 5 років тому +2

      I like left handed people's writing a d I'm right

    • @DrogothTheDragonLord
      @DrogothTheDragonLord 5 років тому +13

      Everyone has a dominant hand. Ambidextrous means you can use either hand perfectly and equally for any task

  • @WilliamKoh96
    @WilliamKoh96 4 роки тому +30

    The person receiving this letter will be so confused

  • @끙깡-f7p
    @끙깡-f7p 4 роки тому +23

    이거 분명 쓸데없이 열일하는 알고리즘 땜에 한국인 존나 많이 왔는데 댓글보다가 다 외국인이어서 나간 사람 있을거야.맞지?

  • @rmejiarosales
    @rmejiarosales 5 років тому +189

    My friends keep asking me to get in my comfort zone
    I think I found it

    • @aannggee
      @aannggee 5 років тому +3

      it wont be comfortable for too long(im waiting til I realise im responding to a comment from 5 months ago but hey no shame no game)

    • @victorpennino5476
      @victorpennino5476 5 років тому +1

      @@aannggee lol

    • @StarlingASMR
      @StarlingASMR 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @rmejiarosales
      @rmejiarosales 2 роки тому

      @@aannggee I'm responding back to a comment from 2 years ago, lol

    • @rmejiarosales
      @rmejiarosales 2 роки тому

      @@aannggee in reality, I was into ASMR when I was like 5 at a doctor's exam because that's the earliest time I've had that tingle. And only 3 years ago, I was getting introduced to it when I saw a couple of Gibi's old videos and noticed they were all called "ASMR" so I searched for this specific video and that's when I made that comment, because not only did I find a comfort zone but something that would help me keep my sanity for the next 3 years. Don't ruin it for me, lol

  • @KOKO-cy8zd
    @KOKO-cy8zd 5 років тому +119

    私)ふっ、画質はいいが…こんなので私が寝ると思うなよ?
    ペン&紙)テンッテンッテンッ
    私)( ˇωˇ )( ゚д゚)ハッ!
    ペン&紙)クルクルクルーゥw
    私)_(ˇωˇ」∠)_ スヤァ…
    ペン&紙)弱っ、
    こんな感じでしたね

  • @yuuka11
    @yuuka11 4 роки тому +15

    “I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say :’You are next’. So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said: “you are next’! :)
    I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’,That way,when I forget it, it always reminds me:’Your password is incorrect’.
    “If I won the award for laziness,I would send somebody to pick it up for me”.
    “I haven’t spoken to my Wife for years.I didn’t want to interrupt her”.
    R.Dangerfield
    “Self-education is, I firmly believe the only kind of education there is.”
    I. Asimov.
    “If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days”.
    R. Williams.
    “For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love”.
    C.Sagon.
    “Correction does much, but encouragement does more.”
    J.W. Goethe.
    “Pick a flower on Earth and you move the farthest star.”
    P.Diracle.

  • @exploringwithasmr
    @exploringwithasmr 6 років тому +993

    Still one of my favorite asmr videos

  • @はやみ-h6u
    @はやみ-h6u 5 років тому +132

    電話してる時とかに無意識に書いてる落書きみたい

  • @gojoubabee
    @gojoubabee 7 років тому +41

    The lighting is beautiful. The video quality is superb. Love it :)