The worst dating simulator on steam made me uncomfortable
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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The worst dating simulator on steam made me feel so ashamed of myself
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HI KEVIN ILY (platonically) HI
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@@XSlimSxadyXi love kevin (sexually)
IM JOKING
So this the new sponsor that all the UA-camrs are doing now instead of raid huh
@@gamingandchess WOAH INAPPROPRIATE 😤😤😤😤🤬🤬
I feel so bad for Snoop for having to be the waiter for these dates
So nice that the Doggfather took the time to make a guest appearance in an indie title, a true gamer
Its Snoop model of def jam lol
Honestly knowing Snoop even as a NPC he was probably so high he didn’t notice their terrifying features 😂
I KNEW HE LOOKED LIKE SNOOP BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING
@@EvaIdk__Romania Well, you said it now, didn't you?
Kevin+badly reviewed steam games= good content
Amen!
Just like in math, two negatives equal a positive!
@@Elomentoplayzthis implies that kevin is a negative
Maths
13:21 ive watched kevin enough to know there should have been a flash-back here lmao
I've seen a bunch of games like this, but this one is honestly so bad it's amazing. When you showed the restaurant staff consisted of an anime maid and Snoop, I spit out my drink LMAO
It's probably the same dev as Thief Simulator...which has similar everything, literally the cc is copy and pasted.
@@Naruto200Man if it's the same Thief Sim i'm thinking of, that one wasn't actually a bad game. lot of unity assets but used well and a fair bit of polish in it. what the hell happened from that game to this?
Kevin doesn't need to play dating simulators to prove that he can seduce any one of us
DJ Kevi is the one and only Super Seducer
speak for yourself, i am immune to seduction.
@@Mini_Squatch says a guy on a dating video
Kevin! More play!
I mean, he already did that 😂😏
I love how the love interests are like if Kevin designed them but tamer, so his character fits right in 😂
Yes, that last one was like some sort of reanimated corpse, yeesh 😱
The guy in the overalls in the club hitting ballet moves broke me for some reason 😂
I've always wanted Snoop Dogg to serve me lasagne in a sundae glass
I don't know if this game is a passion project or it's a parody😂
Everything about this game makes me feel uncomfortable, especially the wording "you HAD a child".. sinister
4 hours played? Kevin is a "Proper testing of gameplay" genius!
I absolutely love any game that lets Kevin create abominations - I mean, characters. 😂
Why do ads in videos make brain happy knowing it supports Kevin, but when UA-cam tries to give me ads I am like "ADS?! THE "AD"ACITY!" and immediately spam the skip ad button.
Everybody is asking Kevin "when is gonna be next video" or "Will you play Idle Breakout again" or "Please let me out I did nothing to you please I have family" but nobody is asking how is Kevin
One minute in and I know I have to share this one with my whole family. The character generator alone is comedy gold.
Ah thank you for posting this Kevin I needed dating advice and this will be perfect
When I saw the Character Creation I knew it is from the same Dev like "Streamer life Simulator" and nice that you added more Kingdom Hearts Songs in the Background :D
The fact that a bunch of people took the time and effort to create this monstrosity of a game is just hilarious to me.
I cant believe this is possible, but this game may have the worst character creation screen ever.
Theres nothing wrong with the options. No, those are perfect, but the camera moving around the room, to follow the characters head is damn nauseating. I feel more like im having a panic attack, than about to enter a dating sim
Edit: actually the driving is horrible too. The weird sunray lines make me it feel like we're driving to meet God
Your waiter was from Def Jam Fight For NY. It's Crow, played by Snoop Dogg. How are they not sued yet?
in 10:06 , "Başarısız" means "failed". its in the language Turkish
20:18 I think it might be like that Twilight Zone episode with the pig faced people and in this alternate reality zombies and forced perspective are considered attractive and Snoop is seen as the unattractive one in this society
I'm crying.
This game feels like it was specifically made for Kevin.
I’m scared to watch if it makes Kevin uncomfortable
Idk, I think this game has a lot of bug
Even worse than that SHARK DATING SIMULATOR from years ago? Hard to believe that can be outdone as weird!
There's always that one blonde at the party that'll get down on the floor in a kennel.
I love how the one thing all of these shitty simulator games have in common is some way for Kevin to gamble all his money away
I thought the title said it made you so uncomfortable that you steamed on yourself and well here I am confused and ashamed myself lmao
17:05 vampire the masquerade dancing vibes
My favorite part is Snoop Dog as the waiter. Very special game.
6:33 Is that Snoop Dogg?
And did Rockstar make this game, cause the money counter toally look like GTA San Andreas 😂
I feel like Kevin did not realize Snoop Dogg was his waiter.
I want a full song of staying alive sung by Kevin except it's just normal man
Leaving in that universe might be worth it for the real-estate prices. They are a steal.
Normal man is clearly taking after SpongeBob’s prom outfit. Good choice. Long, tan, and handsome.
He is so good at dating I want to date him myself!
'royalty free' proceeds to play 009 soundsystem after haha nice
Wow when they said any given sundae they weren't kidding (it was in the menu's fine print take my word for it).
I’m so happy normal man found love and had a family
Cars in simulators are always Lada or some other soviet "pinnacle" of vehicle engineering.
Thank you for posting this on my birthday 🎉❤
Theres a series of games called "Im On Observation Duty" (1 through 5) and I think you would enjoy it! Its like a horror spot the difference type game and its also a little goofy, 2nd one and 5th one are really good. Would be fun watching you play it I think :3
House is kennel
assets: i see russian textures
origin language: it's turkish i suppose (judging from the glimpse of turkish localization failure "başarısız")
characters: busboy snoop dogg works in maid cafe
conclusion: kevin approved fever dream
I wish I could find a job that paid $10 to stare at something.
This is disturbingly accurate
Thank you Kevin, I have such a long list of bad games on steam I have to play
I don’t know why but the Pokémon song playing in the background at the beginning makes this even funnier.
This is how characters from imvu look… tall small bodies and big feet😭😂 1:07
This game would be sooo good if they improved the gameplay, worked on the bugs, and left the english exactly as it is
The shadow 4 minutes in looks like Bold And Brash.
Dating Simulator: Oblivion
All those hours studying English just for someone to get payed for this dialogue
10:04 okay but what about that random Turkish word for failure
Please play more Road 96the ending I got is heartbreaking but also amazing it was so good. Oh my gosh. You’re literally my favorite UA-camr, who plays that game
Are used voice to text and have some speaking problems so if this comes out weird that’s why
The stolen Def Jam Snoop Dogg killed me.
Lol I love how every game with gambling either makes or breaks him
Totally normal date with a zombie? Seems legit.
whoa call of dragons has breath taking environments well they shouldn't do that I need to breathe
10:06 it says unsuccessful
Around 18:30 I swear I heard Kingdom Hearts music...
I like the introduction clips.
8:38
ah shit here we go again
i wasnt expecting this reference lmao
Kevin by gamboling works every time do you mean like 50 percent of the time but you still do it because it’s funny
1:47 Man crashed his car into Matt Walsh
I hope he plays this again, it's so stupid that it's funny. I love it
Oh Kevin, We have a problem here. You see I'm one of those people sick in the head(Read Masochist) enough to want to play this game. I'm really tempted to buy it. 😂
Anyway great video as always Kevin!
These terrible simulator games make great content, but ONLY if Kevin is playing them😂
The Snoop Dogg game model 💀😭
Kevin proves to us that you can still pull women even if you look like a damn T-Rex
Kevin just doesnt understand the intricacies of this high end game.
Just some dude driving around, working construction, and dating with no pants or shoes on.
But enough about your life. 😆
Should have lent him your ghillie suit. Then Jess wouldn't know that he didn't have money. She would just mumble to herself then go home.
ah yes, another turkish game that perfectly represents the real living conditions in turkey
I wanna try this tbh
So do I lol
Complaining about graphics in what is clearly an asset flip is peak Kevin.
This is the most realistic dating game yet as far as I'm concerned
Steam is weird. sometimes it has masterpieces.And then this 😂
This game feels like a fever dream
The fact that he decided to play this game on a sponsored video is so funny to me.
*THRILLED AND ENTERTAINED*
Love your videos
Absolute class, made me laugh so much!
Kevin this video killed me 😂
heard a few kingdom hearts songs during this vid
Your character is literally a Dinosaur!😂😂😂
ah yes "breadtaking" locations
Başarısız means unsuccesful in turkish
literally crying with laughter😂
Oh Kevin, with your track record, you know there’s already nothing else for you to be ashamed of
Kevin have you never bought blackberries before? They're expensive as all hell
House like kennel.
I wish women paid ME when they wasted my time lol
i love kevin simulators games videos!!!
The soundtrack is… Kingdom Hearts??? At least at some points??
this had my dying
Didn't know Snoop Dogg worked in an anime restaurant
Just a *YEARLY REMINDER* for everyone to never forget the ultimate duo known to man
Lieutenant danny & kevin 🫡