@@stewpiddewd Yeah they download it together with the game. I got upwards to 5 different ads without having any internet connection when I was trying out weird games
@Charizard X I haven't spent a single cent on Choices. I get enough diamonds to get stuff eventually. The only ads are to get diamonds which I don't mind.
Kevin: I want to be the cool one in this relationship, so I’m going to give him a 1 in everything. Kevin 10 seconds later: Why are all these guys so boring?
5:35 "Dislikes: World Hunger and GMO's" That's actually very funny, because Genetically Modified crops distributed to poor farmers are a good solution for world hunger
Oh i am LIVING for this. Also welcome to “girl games”, which is honestly the most insultingly depressing collection of interactive media (“game” is a very incorrect classification). Dressup games, “kiss without getting caught” games, and the most unsettling collection of hospital style clickers. GIRL GAMES, YOU ANGER ME GIRL GAMES
@@Twinklethefox9022 It's totally safe depending on which websites you use, which does include Kevin's merch store. I bought the Drawn Apart jumper ages ago and a few days ago I bought the plushie, and one of the poster packs.
I'm surprised he hasn't played Episode or Choices yet, it just seems like it'd be up his alley in terms of creating chaos! Then again, I guess he wouldn't enjoy it if he hates text-based games. =/
I still genuinely adore the fact Kevin uses Sims 1 music, it's so nostalgic and almost makes me want to play it...but then.... *thinks back to Kevin's Sims 1 playthroughs...* Hmm...perhaps not ;)
Hey Kevin I just wanted to thank you. You have been a great influence to me and my UA-cam channel. And I also appreciate your content staying funny and becoming even better than the old content.
@@kadengillespie8894 we're here today to talk with you. We just want to help. You see, you have a problem. You might not want to admit it, but you do. I'm here to tell you there is a light at the end of the tunnel. You don't have to spam r/whooooosh at people just to feel alive. There is hope. I've been there too. I just want you to know you can feel on the sun on your skin after the darkness of this time. There is help available. All you have to do is admit you have a problem, and slowly back away from the keyboard. Look, I'll even do it with you. Just like thi--
Kevin: *about start dating girls and prove that he can socialize with people easily* Also kevin after a few moments: oh my god it already looks like trash
You know, if you wanted to play a dating game there's one game you've played before on this channel that went down really well the first time that you could play again... Super Seducer 2...
If you haven't already, I would love to see you try "animal simulator" mobile games, I remember downloading a ton when I first got my phone and looking back they were all pretty bad
Pay for the games and claim as expenses 😂 I feel your frustration with the ads! I’d rather pay upfront for a game than be annoyed with ads every five seconds.
Kevin, your videos really make my day right now... With the current crisis going on and being forced to stay home, your videos make me laugh and cheer up!!!
Watching on mobile atm. Looks like theirs about 3-4 ads in this video. So most of this video is kev watching ads, to play games that look like the ones from the ads, all the while being interrupted periodically by ads. I think my brain melted a little.
Id love to see kevin play one of those "you are the king/sultan/emperor of china" games. I played it for 10 minutes out of curiosity and its full of engrish weirdness and dating sim elements.
Just found this channel the other night with the barbershop/haircut simulator video. Entertaining guy ig. Feels similar to drew,kurtis, and danny so i like it. Ive watched all their vids like twice now so i guess i needed someone new.
“it already looks like trash and we just started” me during group projects
Me when I wake up to a new day
Me when I put the first line in a drawing
Me when I do a me when I do joke
“I don’t feel like I contributed there. But I succeeded, so that’s all that matters.”
I think my parents said that when I was born.
**Kevin plays horrible games**
Sophia: _I enjoyed our first date_
*shame I don't enjoy her*
:P
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS Du bist zu spät, der Zug für die besten Reaktionen ist schon abgefahren~
*_why the fuck is there 2 fucking autism youtube channels?_*
l o l
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS am I suppose to care?
3:28 even when he doesnt pay attention he still tries to kill someone
He's just that dangerous
The subconscious takes control
i have a feeling that kevin plays these kind of games daily on his phone.
triledink Kevin plays mystic messenger
@@el9250 where did he say that
The REAL person! it’s a joke
@@el9250 oh 🤦♂️
No we all know Kev plays Raid Shadow legends
Jim is a master at romance. He'd be good at this.
If he doesn't kill them first
No silly, that comes AFTER the victim has been romanced :)
Or if they're more famous than him 🤣
Fool, Jim is good at everything
Jim should play them on his channel!
Kevin: "If this is another text-based game, I'm gonna be pissed."
Visual Novels lovers: *angrily typing paragraphs*
Joke's on them, Kevin won't read the paragraphs
Lololol agreed
@@beep_beep_ true true
Text based games are the best. Like Choices.
Legened has it they are still writing their paragraphs
"I'm gonna hit on this Ethan guy" *hits him with a car*
*Seinfield theme plays*
"it already looks like trash"
-my parents after seeing me
RIP
Finally a comment I can relate to
Haha so quirky! Just kidding don't care
@@yurigagarin3014 "i don't care, which is why I cared enough to leave a comment telling you I don't care." See how little that makes sense?
@@yurigagarin3014 Looking at recent comments that you've posted, you just described yourself.
Taking Kevin’s credit card number to buy Jim Pickens merch from Kevin’s shop so Kevin gets his money back
*_stonks_*
mega stonks
Kevin doesn't gets the money Jim Pickens gets it that's why he is so rich
THAT'S WHY HE CHARGE THE PRICES THAT HE CHAAAAARGE
5:11 Now I'm going to buy stuff. Thanks Kevin!
Trey Walker
You’d need an expiration date and cvv
Yeah. Turning off the internet should help with the ads.
Not that I would play these games.
Hey stop looking at me. Just continue scrolling.
Samantha Bird rings the bell* SHAME
@@azradevami8468 bruh
*stare*
ive actually gotten ads on a game even when i had the internet off
@@stewpiddewd Yeah they download it together with the game. I got upwards to 5 different ads without having any internet connection when I was trying out weird games
"Let's play some dating sims."
"If this is another text-based game, I'm gonna be pissed."
Um, Kevin, I have some bad news for you ...
This hit me right in just above the heart, as I'm currently studying to become a game writer.
Text based games are the best. Like Choices.
@Charizard X I haven't spent a single cent on Choices. I get enough diamonds to get stuff eventually. The only ads are to get diamonds which I don't mind.
@Charizard X I know basic English. It's a typo
Charizard X identify*
Kevin: I want to be the cool one in this relationship, so I’m going to give him a 1 in everything.
Kevin 10 seconds later: Why are all these guys so boring?
Please play my horse Prince, heckin good game, 5/5 stars, would HIGHLY recommend
@Morning Song Stewart-Rabbit what's that about
I would pay to see this
@Morning Song Stewart-Rabbit well. That would definitely be something if Kevin played it
@Morning Song Stewart-Rabbit I've played that fucking game and it felt like I was tripping the entire time
I vaguely remember seeing a video on it like 4 years ago. Why... Why did you remind me that was a thing...
5:35 "Dislikes: World Hunger and GMO's"
That's actually very funny, because Genetically Modified crops distributed to poor farmers are a good solution for world hunger
I thought the exact same. But it is an usual cognitive dissonance sonI'd say that's realistic lol
5:10 WRITE THAT DOWN *WRITE THAT DOWN*
4 years ago lol 😂 but I feel the same today @Dylan-tv4fx
The lesson I took away from this is: "Bring your date to a place that softly plays the Sims 1 soundtrack as ambient background noise".
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS and that I DON'T DESERVE LIFE! INBREDS LIKE THEIR OWN COMMENTS
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS NO, THAT IS ME!!!
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS Yes, yes you are.
It worked on me
Oh i am LIVING for this. Also welcome to “girl games”, which is honestly the most insultingly depressing collection of interactive media (“game” is a very incorrect classification). Dressup games, “kiss without getting caught” games, and the most unsettling collection of hospital style clickers. GIRL GAMES, YOU ANGER ME GIRL GAMES
I mean….you can still classify them as games bro lol even if you personally don’t find them fun to play
"I wish this happened when cars actually hit people. That would've helped me a lot" lmao
That joke was wheely bad.
Say another car joke and I’ll *brake* your bones
@@mateopugliese2774 well I'm not stopping, I'm on a roll!
The REAL person! I’m getting real tire-d of this
Lil Boomer - S T O P with the car jokes, I can't a-Ford to keep seeing them in this comment thread
6:57 I love the text at the top of the screen.. "If you're ever caught sleeping on the job just raise your head and say Amen" Lmao
We should really appreciate the 6:36
He's so in the character, but still shy enough to not let this out whole
I APPRECIATE
how dare he be so adorable 😭
Nothing brings me more joy than Kevin's use of Sims 1 music in mobile game videos 💖
Day 8
I'm starting to hear the voice of Jim Pickens in my sleep. He tells me his plush is on the way.
🤨
😯 I'm ordering the CMK t-shirt! "fecking fashion" and hopefully the Jim Pickens plush or poster soon.
Stephanie Watkins if your confused, a few days ago Kevin made an announcement in one of his videos that he’s commissioned Jim Pickens plushes.
I want to buy it but I don't trust buying online. Plus, it would be hard to explain why I got it to my family
@@Twinklethefox9022 It's totally safe depending on which websites you use, which does include Kevin's merch store. I bought the Drawn Apart jumper ages ago and a few days ago I bought the plushie, and one of the poster packs.
1:28
"I wish this happened when cars hit people. That would've helped me a lot"
Person that got hit 3 seconds before: YEETED 420 METERS INTO THE AIR
All those dislikes reminded me of when job interviewers ask you your weakness and you say "I work TOO hard!" or "I care too much!"
Game: Your information is safe with us
Kevin: Seems legit (Enters credit card number)
why did you just? copy the joke in the comments?
@@astrofornaught why did you copy adventure time
@@juansnowgaming5819 that doesn't even make sense but okay
@@astrofornaught so you're telling me you didn't steal something from adventure time?
My question is, is that his actual Credit Card number cause I'm concern
Day one of asking Kevin to play Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines
Oooh, yes!
Yes! I can’t how many times kevin has said he wants to drink blood!
He probably said it.. as some point.
Yes!
Omg yes, I love this
I remember I asked him to play this a while ago. Thank you for committing yourself to this
Me : peacefully watches Kevin’s Irish news vid
* gets a notification *
Me : cLiCk
That vid was gold. Seriously.
@@MaiaMirabell agreed
clicky wicky
@@IamaPERSON Ex
I'd honestly love a series on it lol
I like how in kevin's fast mode he still knew to pick "I want him killed." very much his style.
I really want to see Kevin play Episode now or the Love Island game now 😂😂
Same! Especially with Love Island 😂
I'm surprised he hasn't played Episode or Choices yet, it just seems like it'd be up his alley in terms of creating chaos!
Then again, I guess he wouldn't enjoy it if he hates text-based games. =/
Both of your wishes were granted
This second one gives me flashbacks from the GTA mobile games😂😂
Literally just broke up with my boyfriend Ethan today and I hear this from Kevin at 3:10
It's like he knows 👀
The ALMIGHTY Jim Pickens strikes again!
Did you run him over with you car?
Lol
I still genuinely adore the fact Kevin uses Sims 1 music, it's so nostalgic and almost makes me want to play it...but then....
*thinks back to Kevin's Sims 1 playthroughs...*
Hmm...perhaps not ;)
i literally dropped a bowl of pasta for this. i hope you're happy, kev.
Can we get an F in chat bois? F
F
Hope it was worth it
I bet you he is
All that for a drop of bowl
Kevin: “why is it always cars”
Kevin: gets angry because there’s not a car
For some reason I really wanna watch Kevin play MysticMessenger😂
The music instantly took me to the old The sims days. Such nostalgia .
Hey Kevin I just wanted to thank you. You have been a great influence to me and my UA-cam channel. And I also appreciate your content staying funny and becoming even better than the old content.
but at 8:20 when Kevin said "that MUST be good" that game is actually pretty good, i have been entertained for hours
2:31 They finally caught Jim!
Petition for Kevin to bring back super seducer, the best game to fecking exist.
Not far In the past r/woooooshh
Yes
lance the xanny r/whoooosh
@@kadengillespie8894 we're here today to talk with you. We just want to help. You see, you have a problem. You might not want to admit it, but you do. I'm here to tell you there is a light at the end of the tunnel. You don't have to spam r/whooooosh at people just to feel alive. There is hope. I've been there too. I just want you to know you can feel on the sun on your skin after the darkness of this time. There is help available. All you have to do is admit you have a problem, and slowly back away from the keyboard. Look, I'll even do it with you. Just like thi--
Schoobydoo r/whooosh idiot😂😂😂
Kevin: Plays a game geared toward 12 year old girls
Also Kevin: *Why is it all about DRESSING?!*
Kevin: *about start dating girls and prove that he can socialize with people easily*
Also kevin after a few moments: oh my god it already looks like trash
TRUE INBREDS SELF PROMOTE
@@juansnowgaming5819 I wish I was a true inbred...
@@LisaD478 why are you so down on yourself?
As an indie game dev who works with Unity a lot, the game at 10:25 physically hurt me
I spy the Love Island game at 14:10... Kevin, please play it for us. You will not be disappointed.
"Yeah you can know my location"
The game is secretly ran by a serial killer
4:11 why did kevin just say to that flying angel baby that he doesn’t want to dress him?
I really want Kevin to play “metro sim hustle” I feel like that’s exactly his kind of game for some reason
Day one of asking Kevin to play Ace Attorney
I don't object to this
YES YES YES
We need to see his defense skills
The REAL person! Grognak The Destroyer is already playing that.
*yes* please
I love your commitment to awful mobile games.
This was really immersive watching on my phone and with all the ads 🤣
Just the content I wanted on the call me Kevin channel!
Why is it called Final Fantasy when there's so many of them?
@@ivanamarkotic5398 is that a joke, or a legitimate question?
@@IamaPERSON R/Wooosh
@@metaliris6404 you need help.
Someone should tell Kevin that disabling his internet connection disables ads
10:13 Huh. Makoto Naegi lookin' a bit different here.
Okay good I'm not the only one who saw it
I actually used to have the my virtual boyfriend and girlfriend apps when I was little and I beat both games lmaooooo
i used to play my virtual boyfriend when i was in middle school to convince myself i was straight
''oh my goooddd, it's so hot when you watch ads. you should watch more of them~"
that got me lmao.
6:37 - Kevin being camp is my new favourite thing
You know, if you wanted to play a dating game there's one game you've played before on this channel that went down really well the first time that you could play again...
Super Seducer 2...
Day 324 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
My god, 324. I feel so old.
Happy Birthday Kevin
@@IamaPERSON Just imagine how I feel.
@@herrforehead Happy birthday, trombone gal! :D
Been almost a year dang keep it up he'll notice eventually
6:37 - Kevin flutters his eyes.
Me: -dies-
I loved playing My Virtual Boyfriend and My Virtual Girlfriend as a kid
Might check it out again for nostalgia
OMG THE SIMS 1 MUSIC
8:28 - thats, what driver that hit you said...
If you haven't already, I would love to see you try "animal simulator" mobile games, I remember downloading a ton when I first got my phone and looking back they were all pretty bad
I love the sims soundtrack in the background 🤣🤣🤣
05:39 Kevin is so bad at lying, we all know he’s a bad person
1:18 “why is this upside down?”
you’re probably in Australia
Mornings are hard.
I'm just trying to take a shower and breakfast and I keep getting stuck in the ceiling.
You should play Love Island: The game!! I think that would be interesting
6:36 - I think that's how ads should be promoted 😂
Pay for the games and claim as expenses 😂 I feel your frustration with the ads! I’d rather pay upfront for a game than be annoyed with ads every five seconds.
Not going to lie. At 6:40 I swooned
*What the hell am I doing with my life?* - Me as I'm watching you ask yourself that same question, Kevin.
I really, really needed this break from my life right now. So much stress and worry, watching this video was very calming.
"I wanna be the cooler one in the relationship"... so, basically the opposite to real life, right ;)
lauren [N7] oof 😂
Kevin, your videos really make my day right now... With the current crisis going on and being forced to stay home, your videos make me laugh and cheer up!!!
5:11 Kevin it’s not letting me use it please I need clash of clans gems
I love watching Kevin's videos for speedrunning strats for First Kiss.
Kevin: "I thought I hit it off with Sophia?!"
Me: same Kevin, same
Alright guys we have to donate a lot of money to let him buy the apps without the ads so we can fully experience these beautiful art pieces
11:43 lmao poor, innocent Kevin 😂
“Are they actually blind?” IT’S ONE IN THE MORNING AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T BREATHE
Kevin: *Complains about ads*
Video: *Starts an ad*
Kevin has content just for me, I can find this no where else
That guy in the thumbnail is almost as pale as Kevin
Amazing!
*Almost*
I hate these type of MOBILE games
6:39 now that is a face I want my future partner to make when they hit me up. Gives the whole "hot but creepy" vibe, ya know?
Kevin should play more of this super addicting game which got him hooked once! Started with an 'I' I believe...
0:14 me every morning when i look in the mirror
There were so many ads in the video I didn't notice that an actual one was playing for nearly 30 seconds.... 😐
i’m surprised there’s no “but...” in this title 😂🖤
Here's one he could've went with....
Horrible Mobile Dating Games but I didn't get a date and one makes a heccin' JoJo reference.
(14:07)
@@b.parker1740 YES! YES! YES! YES!
Watching on mobile atm. Looks like theirs about 3-4 ads in this video. So most of this video is kev watching ads, to play games that look like the ones from the ads, all the while being interrupted periodically by ads. I think my brain melted a little.
Kevin: "That seems to good to be true".
Does that mean you are a simulation?
There is an Android ad blocker called Blokada. Worth taking a look.
8:13 I see that censor Kevin >->
Mobile games.
Mobilized from the trash to your phone
"no views" but yet it already has 1 dislike...
Damm Soupeaters(or soupdrinkers i don't know)
Because people don't like good content apparently
It's probably himself
Don't you love people who click on a video only to dislike it?
Some hater is really committed
Id love to see kevin play one of those "you are the king/sultan/emperor of china" games. I played it for 10 minutes out of curiosity and its full of engrish weirdness and dating sim elements.
Kevin wants to play dating sims but doesn't want to play anything related to dating sims lmao
Just found this channel the other night with the barbershop/haircut simulator video. Entertaining guy ig. Feels similar to drew,kurtis, and danny so i like it. Ive watched all their vids like twice now so i guess i needed someone new.