CS:GO moments that keep me alive

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  • @Fitz
    @Fitz  6 років тому +15009

    if this video gets 500K likes I will never post a Fortnite video again
    YOUR MOVE AUDIENCE!

  • @Grizzy
    @Grizzy 6 років тому +7245

    Now this... was EPIC!

    • @load7034
      @load7034 6 років тому +58

      This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?

    • @WavyOasis
      @WavyOasis 6 років тому +57

      Knee Gears

    • @nofilterlads7503
      @nofilterlads7503 6 років тому +11

      Grizzy this is so sad can we get 100k subscribers *oh wait*

    • @vivekkaushik9508
      @vivekkaushik9508 6 років тому +29

      Is that an affirmative chief?

    • @jamie0437
      @jamie0437 6 років тому +3

      When u have nothing to comment but comment because hardly anyone did

  • @nattiecraft
    @nattiecraft 6 років тому +3652

    I don’t think you guys appreciate swaggers knee gears joke that shit was comedy gold

    • @primozeroyt
      @primozeroyt 6 років тому +20

      Luxury I’m laughing trust 🥵

    • @scottishcookie8198
      @scottishcookie8198 6 років тому +4

      I don't get it?

    • @early20rager96
      @early20rager96 6 років тому +75

      More like comedy black.

    • @inestrix7377
      @inestrix7377 6 років тому +8

      The meme said the hard N word, then you understand where knee gears comes from...

    • @cory4964
      @cory4964 6 років тому +23

      Left me in tears from laughing so hard

  • @c0pyca113
    @c0pyca113 6 років тому +743

    Friend: "You aren't good with words."
    Me: *"Or Am He?"*

    • @woo5716
      @woo5716 5 років тому +1

      dude i just wheezed so hard holy fuck

  • @sladesimmons5488
    @sladesimmons5488 6 років тому +4077

    10:11 I do not associate with “knee gears”

  • @CSawant
    @CSawant 6 років тому +2071

    The Knee Gears had me crying

  • @Maxamillion126
    @Maxamillion126 6 років тому +3974

    So glad to have a youtuber that isnt going family friendly

  • @yosha101
    @yosha101 6 років тому +379

    That was the longest setup for the shittest payoff and you know what? I loved it.

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 років тому

      Hat Kid’s adventure in a nutshell

  • @navjotkehal1796
    @navjotkehal1796 5 років тому +2441

    Imagine these guys playing cards against humanity lmao 😂

    • @sodabodacoda4738
      @sodabodacoda4738 5 років тому +20

      They kind of do maybe not all of them but on minilad channel their is a few that I think swagger and grizzy were on

    • @ATF-sy3bq
      @ATF-sy3bq 5 років тому +26

      If they do that then we all need to demand it become an hour long video. It would be frikin Hilarious 🤣

    • @prairiefarmer5994
      @prairiefarmer5994 5 років тому +2

      @@ATF-sy3bq they have played it. Smiity, Mini Ladd, Swaggersouls, Grizzy, and Fitz have played together.

    • @uwuowo1510
      @uwuowo1510 5 років тому +15

      Okay but imagine these guys playing dnd and fucking up the DM’s campaign so bad it cant go back

    • @_amydor620
      @_amydor620 5 років тому +1

      midwest farmer do you have a link about that?

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 років тому +459

    This is the channel that keeps me alive tbh

  • @Finkelfunk
    @Finkelfunk 6 років тому +876

    Fitz: The only UA-camr where I genuinely have to laugh at every single joke in a video.

    • @breaktheroof2400
      @breaktheroof2400 6 років тому +9

      it only takes 3 weeks for him to upload:)

    • @hazardouz9935
      @hazardouz9935 6 років тому +9

      @@breaktheroof2400 but you gotta say its worth it

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 6 років тому +1

      aight we're sendin help

    • @breaktheroof2400
      @breaktheroof2400 6 років тому +2

      true

    • @briekdw3761
      @briekdw3761 6 років тому +4

      @@breaktheroof2400 look at his second channel he uploads alot more there

  • @felixthecat9460
    @felixthecat9460 6 років тому +400

    9:11 Crazy how the laugh actually sorta went with the song

  • @whiskeyhound9267
    @whiskeyhound9267 6 років тому +173

    "Knife only?" Is without question the most compelling argument I've ever heard for guns.

    • @bagofmoss4710
      @bagofmoss4710 2 роки тому

      This one might end up in the history books

  • @drummond9830
    @drummond9830 6 років тому +445

    It feels like Grizzy is 17 for the last 4 years now

    • @Niom_Music
      @Niom_Music 6 років тому +1

      JG Drummond
      I don’t think they’ve known him that long. When did he first appear in a Fitz video?
      All in all, When did any of the guys meat and how?

    • @drummond9830
      @drummond9830 6 років тому +4

      I dont know man, but ive been watching them for a while and theyve always said that hes 17. I just thought it was funny

    • @MsShufflemc
      @MsShufflemc 6 років тому +1

      @@Niom_Music you should check out the Misfits podcast (links in the description ^) they talk about how they all met in the pilot podcast, and a bunch of other crazy shit

    • @Hero-yx4nx
      @Hero-yx4nx 6 років тому

      Spike Gaming nice

    • @jeremy0828
      @jeremy0828 6 років тому +1

      @@Niom_Music I met him at the meat section

  • @guppytele
    @guppytele 6 років тому +854

    I hope the mainstream media never find this type of comedy because they’ll ruin it

    • @nathanhill9678
      @nathanhill9678 6 років тому +3

      Fucking to right

    • @fatbadboy329
      @fatbadboy329 6 років тому +10

      Fucking Vice, Verge, Buzzfeed and all the hippie shit cunts medias

    • @nathanhill9678
      @nathanhill9678 6 років тому +2

      Esa Nahka it isn’t tho In the UA-cam community everyone is family friendly this is comedy gold

    • @nathanhill9678
      @nathanhill9678 6 років тому +3

      Esa Nahka what I’m saying is this isn’t mainstream on UA-cam platform everyone on UA-cam have Gone family friendly and they’re boring as fuck you don’t get this type of comedy anymore that’s why it’s class to see it from these lot

    • @guppytele
      @guppytele 6 років тому +2

      nathan hill yeah I agree, this type of comedy is so far from mainstream... it’s like crude playground humour turned clever, hard to word it

  • @Slawt
    @Slawt 6 років тому +356

    “I’ve never been so demonetized in my life” *Ad plays*

    • @salc1n380
      @salc1n380 6 років тому

      Yh same

    • @absoluteunit9311
      @absoluteunit9311 6 років тому

      Hahaha this just happened to me!

    • @SuperTayten
      @SuperTayten 6 років тому

      Lol me too

    • @ggostage
      @ggostage 6 років тому

      Happend to me and I immediately came down to the comments and found this😂

    • @vincentbev3017
      @vincentbev3017 6 років тому

      But it's a TIK TOK add with TIK TOK furries

  • @TorvusBrinstar
    @TorvusBrinstar 5 років тому +69

    12:19 swagger laughed so hard there was major distortion

  • @BeachSalad
    @BeachSalad 6 років тому +958

    Please have more of Grizzy, SMii7Y and Kryoz on your videos/the podcast.

  • @33sandro
    @33sandro 6 років тому +1278

    CS:GO moments that you should upload more often

    • @Schytheron
      @Schytheron 6 років тому +1

      CSGOSugmaDick

    • @inkkles
      @inkkles 6 років тому +4

      UA-cam channel you might like: Also Fitz

    • @zawarudo2095
      @zawarudo2095 6 років тому

      XD

    • @zawarudo2095
      @zawarudo2095 6 років тому +1

      But rly check also fitz

    • @HybridB0i
      @HybridB0i 6 років тому +1

      CS:GO moments from Vietnam

  • @juhmez_5831
    @juhmez_5831 6 років тому +1004

    *When you don’t skip ads so Fitz doesn’t go hungry*

    • @tnydumy3046
      @tnydumy3046 6 років тому +42

      *GOD'S PLAN STARTS PLAYING*

    • @domicson4587
      @domicson4587 6 років тому +16

      Clorox Bleach *D r a k e a p p e a r s*

    • @rose-uq8zj
      @rose-uq8zj 6 років тому +3

      James S 69 likes m8 good job😎

    • @lootracoon5874
      @lootracoon5874 6 років тому +3

      What ads?

    • @un0ff1cal
      @un0ff1cal 5 років тому

      His only adds

  • @nzoththecorruptor3690
    @nzoththecorruptor3690 5 років тому +569

    Swaggersouls : *I GUESS SHE DIDN'T ASSOCIATE WITH KNEE GEARS*
    Grizzy : _THAT'S WHERE THAT WENT?!_

    • @SpaceTaco-wq6ub
      @SpaceTaco-wq6ub 5 років тому +58

      Smitty replied not grizzy, not shaming just pointing out m8

    • @poutineandsyrup7608
      @poutineandsyrup7608 4 роки тому +7

      Grizzy’s text is purple in the vid not orange

  • @arsipantsu
    @arsipantsu 6 років тому +345

    It's that time of year again when we are blessed with a fitz video

  • @RushLite
    @RushLite 6 років тому +438

    CS:GO moments that keep me from thinking about the inevitable heat death of the universe

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 років тому +484

    _“CSGO moments that make want to not die”_

    • @alphasalad4094
      @alphasalad4094 6 років тому +1

      Daniel Sambar i just don’t understand how we like all the same stuff and you get the comment

    • @upseter
      @upseter 6 років тому

      “Csgo moments that make me die”

    • @jdb3068
      @jdb3068 6 років тому +1

      Daniel your almost everywhere i go

    • @UltraTubess
      @UltraTubess 6 років тому +1

      Hello guy from every video i watch

    • @pwinda
      @pwinda 6 років тому

      “Csgo moments that me me not commit not alive”

  • @crystal-gl3oz
    @crystal-gl3oz 6 років тому +572

    OMG I GOT MENTIONED IN FITZ’S VIDEO I MEAN HE SAID IM A HOE BUT STILL GODDAMN

  • @jorgegurrola1196
    @jorgegurrola1196 6 років тому +1547

    You finally remembered the password for the main channel huh?

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 6 років тому +93

    "I've never been so demonetized in my life"
    I then immediately get an ad right after.

    • @qtcolbs
      @qtcolbs 6 років тому

      That Epic Face Dude i actually got the add at the very end

    • @goodnightj
      @goodnightj 6 років тому

      @@melon42301 what? When did he say he was special? What has being special got to do with his joke about the irony? Your comment makes no sense

  • @user-gz4nf2zs8k
    @user-gz4nf2zs8k 6 років тому +1969

    Why does bappo always spill his drinks
    Cuz bappo no use capo

    • @reductive5934
      @reductive5934 6 років тому +23

      No one commented for a month so I'm going to be the first one hahahahahhahaahahahah nice JOKE

    • @landrieyouso8561
      @landrieyouso8561 5 років тому +7

      Walker Witt bappo needs a napko

    • @wafflezthegreatt
      @wafflezthegreatt 5 років тому +24

      when bappo get cancer, bappo dies in roughly 8 months

    • @solodev4st4tion80
      @solodev4st4tion80 5 років тому +1

      Still at this, eh?

    • @DodgyKaede
      @DodgyKaede 5 років тому +3

      Capo is for Guitar tho

  • @Original_Andy
    @Original_Andy 6 років тому +188

    5:22 the guy dabbed when he died

  • @akshatw7866
    @akshatw7866 6 років тому +660

    "I guess she just didn't associate with KNEE GEARS" Im ded. Plz revive me...

    • @TZ_1035
      @TZ_1035 6 років тому +13

      Reviving
      *5 seconds left*

    • @furn8216
      @furn8216 6 років тому +5

      Do you have the ray gun?

    • @OFNDKing
      @OFNDKing 6 років тому +1

      Revive me I have the ray gun (fuck all me perks)

    • @thatmeme7077
      @thatmeme7077 6 років тому +2

      When you have the ray gun and they leave you to die

    • @brandonmous8369
      @brandonmous8369 6 років тому +1

      That's where that wen't? That actually finished me

  • @Joseph-gv8zz
    @Joseph-gv8zz 6 років тому +1099

    ive been watching since 500k and im glad to see u are still so fucking funny and u havent changed now ur about to be at 4 mil i am so happy for this channel keep it up man!

    • @ectorecto6502
      @ectorecto6502 6 років тому +21

      you sound like an old granny talking about how old her grandchild has grown

    • @seandowling5737
      @seandowling5737 6 років тому +13

      500k pfft ima real fan i been here since 499,999k subs

    • @uzaira9088
      @uzaira9088 6 років тому +1

      Nah tbh this video is shit Aff

    • @2deckdan
      @2deckdan 6 років тому +6

      na fuck you
      @@uzaira9088

    • @rebeck6651
      @rebeck6651 6 років тому +1

      Since like 600K...

  • @VinnieArtzAlot
    @VinnieArtzAlot 5 років тому +384

    I D O N O T A S S O C I A T E W I T H K N E E G E A R S

  • @mcmonkey3924
    @mcmonkey3924 6 років тому +388

    The greatest improv group of all time

    • @brandonfrolik7821
      @brandonfrolik7821 6 років тому +8

      They can write some mean scripts.

    • @riptidev10
      @riptidev10 6 років тому +3

      Brandon Frolik *(Dramatically fumbles through paper)*

    • @brandonfrolik7821
      @brandonfrolik7821 6 років тому +1

      @@riptidev10 When the script gets super meta.

  • @charleslma0
    @charleslma0 6 років тому +402

    I love Fitz videos because I never have to sit through ads

    • @Add8adamMC
      @Add8adamMC 6 років тому +9

      lol *demonetized*

    • @StepBroNate7516
      @StepBroNate7516 6 років тому +3

      This video has ads tho for me

    • @scent-bubbles
      @scent-bubbles 6 років тому

      Delirious Army Same lol, it has 2

    • @AppleGoose
      @AppleGoose 6 років тому +1

      Delirious army that’s a good thing cuz that means fits can eat

    • @StepBroNate7516
      @StepBroNate7516 6 років тому

      Apple Goose he can eat without ads, he’s probably rich, now on the other hand, I’ll gladly take those ads

  • @davidraviczki3780
    @davidraviczki3780 6 років тому +274

    Guys, I had the feeling i heard some of Fitz's Jokes before as well. Its all because of them appearing into other pal's videos. I have never seen Fitz use a joke twice and i truly believe thats something he keeps up. Thats one of fitz's standards, altough he usually has none. I very much respect that, and i think we all should.

    • @cerez-secondforgetfulson
      @cerez-secondforgetfulson 6 років тому +10

      Your words are very true sir. If I can recall, the first scene that appears in the video, and also the second and fifth ones were also presented in a video from Toby on the Tele.

    • @dino_bread4246
      @dino_bread4246 6 років тому +7

      And kryoz video yesterday

    • @yoboychilli8173
      @yoboychilli8173 6 років тому +3

      group hug

  • @SimonThePlayer1206
    @SimonThePlayer1206 6 років тому +192

    swagger's knee gears joke got me reeling the whole time :D

  • @odaki8458
    @odaki8458 6 років тому +1245

    Fitz please play cards against humanity

    • @jacobrichard3254
      @jacobrichard3254 6 років тому +9

      Hehehhahahah......I'm already dead from th8s don't encourage him to commit murder...

    • @leonkytes
      @leonkytes 6 років тому +1

      Agreed

    • @YoGottem
      @YoGottem 6 років тому

      Honestly

    • @wafflezthegreatt
      @wafflezthegreatt 6 років тому +7

      in case you haven’t seen it, mini ladd’s newest cards video has him playing and its hilarious

    • @odaki8458
      @odaki8458 6 років тому

      @@wafflezthegreatt thank you so much

  • @sugakookieswithacupoftae
    @sugakookieswithacupoftae 6 років тому +279

    *_uh main channel video_*

    • @ryansanchez9119
      @ryansanchez9119 6 років тому +1

      main chanel machine broke

    • @moxxi3338
      @moxxi3338 6 років тому +2

      yeah what is this last month or something?

  • @cintex5532
    @cintex5532 6 років тому +332

    wanna learn how to make lemon cake..? well its your lucky day
    Ingredients:
    1/2 pound (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
    2 1/2 cups granulated sugar, divided
    4 extra-large eggs, at room temperature
    1/3 cup grated lemon zest (6 to 8 large lemons)
    3 cups flour
    1/2 teaspoon baking powder
    1/2 teaspoon baking soda
    1 teaspoon kosher salt
    3/4 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice, divided
    3/4 cup buttermilk, at room temperature
    1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
    For the glaze:
    2 cups confectioners' sugar, sifted
    3 1/2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
    Instructions:
    Step 1: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease and flour 2 (8 1/2 by 4 1/4 by 2 1/2-inch) loaf pans. You may also line the bottom with parchment paper, if desired.
    Step 2: Cream the butter and 2 cups granulated sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, until light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. With the mixer on medium speed, add the eggs, 1 at a time, and the lemon zest.
    Step 3: Sift together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt in a bowl. In another bowl, combine 1/4 cup lemon juice, the buttermilk, and vanilla. Add the flour and buttermilk mixtures alternately to the batter, beginning and ending with the flour. Divide the batter evenly between the pans, smooth the tops, and bake for 45 minutes to 1 hour, until a cake tester comes out clean.
    Step 4: Combine 1/2 cup granulated sugar with 1/2 cup lemon juice in a small saucepan and cook over low heat until the sugar dissolves. When the cakes are done, allow to cool for 10 minutes. Remove the cakes from the pans and set them on a rack set over a tray or sheet pan; spoon the lemon syrup over them. Allow the cakes to cool completely.
    Step 5:For the glaze, combine the confectioners' sugar and the lemon juice in a bowl, mixing with a wire whisk until smooth. Pour over the tops of the cakes and allow the glaze to drizzle down the sides.

    • @sahibc6740
      @sahibc6740 6 років тому +2

      Ditto

    • @Azadeus
      @Azadeus 6 років тому +24

      Cintex instructions unclear was really short on knee gears

    • @monki.gaming8457
      @monki.gaming8457 6 років тому

      Thanks

    • @wav3618
      @wav3618 6 років тому +4

      Clintex thank you for this helpful information now my family won’t starve

    • @JAY-pd7rf
      @JAY-pd7rf 6 років тому +1

      Cintex thank you I'm going to give it to my mum now

  • @kota8394
    @kota8394 6 років тому +298

    "I do not associate with
    *KNEE GEARS* "

  • @lukaskejzlar5953
    @lukaskejzlar5953 6 років тому +593

    When november started, bapo no fapo

  • @ShadowWave209
    @ShadowWave209 6 років тому +62

    That Swagger knee gears joke was pure gold. I expected a better laugh tbh lmao

  • @CATZ129
    @CATZ129 6 років тому +209

    I'm here just listening to this video in the background while doing some work in my flat and when the knee gears joke came up I started laughing so hard I started wheezing. 10 seconds later my flatmate bursts in panicked because he heard a loud bang from my room. He found me crouched on the floor wheezing holding my stomach. He freaked and tried to call an ambulance, but I managed to calm down enough to stop him. I would have done it sooner but Fitz's follow up joke set me off again.

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 6 років тому +1

      sadly i did not get it - im missing the context

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 6 років тому +5

      wait... nevermind... i just listened to it again slowly....

    • @dubstepreality8641
      @dubstepreality8641 6 років тому +7

      @@-Big_Big LMAO THE 2 MINUTE REALISATION

    • @LyneFarmerne
      @LyneFarmerne 6 років тому +4

      But did that reeeeally happen tho?

    • @haku5461
      @haku5461 6 років тому +10

      r/ thathappened

  • @Littlemisssprinkles
    @Littlemisssprinkles 5 років тому +263

    I feel slightly attacked when he said my name as one of the hoes xd 5:42

  • @dulbgnuy4060
    @dulbgnuy4060 6 років тому +107

    CS:GO moments that really butter my egg roll

  • @llamalover5553
    @llamalover5553 6 років тому +102

    Swagger talks about demonetization *gets an ad*

    • @_ikoo
      @_ikoo 6 років тому +1

      Lol exactly i got an ad right after he said it

    • @eqeqeqe9547
      @eqeqeqe9547 6 років тому

      Same

    • @raqzl3075
      @raqzl3075 6 років тому

      Same

  • @ichi-bann
    @ichi-bann 6 років тому +79

    5:43 thats heyimbee then the pimp was swaggersouls cuz they went on a date together in vrchat?

  • @AdamTJN
    @AdamTJN 6 років тому +173

    This is now his 2nd channel.

  • @evanwang7361
    @evanwang7361 6 років тому +89

    No Nut November keeps getting harder with every fitz upload

  • @psychopaladin7163
    @psychopaladin7163 6 років тому +456

    *Where's pink gradient man?*

    • @_ChadThundercock_
      @_ChadThundercock_ 6 років тому +3

      Invite me to game. Invite Mr.Pink Gradient Man!

    • @ThatOneGentalmen
      @ThatOneGentalmen 6 років тому +3

      Man I really fucking miss Pink Gradient Man, wonder where he went

    • @Danyel2291
      @Danyel2291 6 років тому +2

      now here's someone who's asking the real questions

    • @ajzombified8277
      @ajzombified8277 6 років тому

      Where’s anisley

  • @sam22312
    @sam22312 5 років тому +71

    "I sniggered a little bit" actually had me crying, I thought I was gonna fucking I couldn't breath 😂😂😂

  • @njzgamingyt4143
    @njzgamingyt4143 6 років тому +209

    This must be the funniest people of the world. I mean, they laugh about everything! I want the same friends man.

    • @IcarusNadir
      @IcarusNadir 6 років тому +13

      You do have to put it into perspective. Fitz records for weeks to make 1 video of 13 minutes with content he finds funny. On the podcast he and the rest of the crew says there are quite a few days when there isn't any content being created because it isn't funny or not funny enough.

    • @return3116
      @return3116 6 років тому

      Samescriptbbbbb

    • @yoshij2000
      @yoshij2000 6 років тому +7

      NjzgamingYT It must be cool to have friends at all. :(

    • @trythrusting9980
      @trythrusting9980 6 років тому

      Two types of friends "convo starter" and "mood fucker"

    • @Guffy1990
      @Guffy1990 6 років тому +1

      You can't forget about the script that they all get together and write beforehand, that's the only reason this channel's done so well.

  • @yamcosoundproduction4651
    @yamcosoundproduction4651 6 років тому +244

    *Top 10 youtubers to cure depression*
    And as the only person we have *FITZ*

  • @fetters7094
    @fetters7094 6 років тому +120

    5 videos on main channel in 3 months.... 2nd channel has only been up for 3 months and it has half of the main channel vids.... much luv fitz :)

    • @jamesalduin7831
      @jamesalduin7831 6 років тому

      Pardon me but... How is 14 vids half of 141? Or am I not getting a joke?

    • @kylath2830
      @kylath2830 6 років тому

      @@jamesalduin7831 divide by ten lol

    • @nhyuke
      @nhyuke 6 років тому

      Fitz mentioned in one of his videos, that he is very picky with jokes, he puts on his main channel only the best ones. Other random stuff goes on his 2nd channel.

  • @doroz015
    @doroz015 6 років тому +46

    Bro legit im emotion less when im not watching ur vids but when i watch them i just laugh all along and im happy thx doggy much love

  • @ibby2591
    @ibby2591 6 років тому +107

    Day 4 of no nut November
    I can now begin to levitate a few feet of the ground and can my peripheral vision has increased to 360 degrees.

    • @ianpelkey9889
      @ianpelkey9889 6 років тому +3

      You have ascended to a higher plane of existence.

    • @spacecowboy740
      @spacecowboy740 6 років тому

      congrats

    • @jmess003
      @jmess003 6 років тому +2

      ITS ONLY DAYS 4?!?!?!?!
      Fuck.

    • @findlayrobertson4985
      @findlayrobertson4985 6 років тому

      Same

    • @keequaz
      @keequaz 6 років тому

      uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʇxǝʇ ʎɯ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ǝlqɐ ʎllɐuᴉɟ ɯɐ I ɹǝqɯǝʌoN ʇnu ou ɟo ㄣ ʎɐp

  • @AcedMiester
    @AcedMiester 6 років тому +73

    Fitz has gone and done it the absolute mad man he uploaded on his main channel

  • @paladinsrage4646
    @paladinsrage4646 6 років тому +22

    *I honestly got thrown through emotions because of swaggers’ knee joke... I didn’t expect that at all.*
    10:12

  • @TheSlimeBoyo
    @TheSlimeBoyo 6 років тому +21

    How to slip in the n-word with friends when telling a joke.
    “Yhea I sniggered a little bit.”

  • @angelbarrera6942
    @angelbarrera6942 6 років тому +14

    Fitz’s videos are the only thing that give a bit of happiness and keep me from ending it all

    • @rezracer6986
      @rezracer6986 6 років тому

      SAME

    • @StepBroNate7516
      @StepBroNate7516 6 років тому

      When the videos over you either rewatch it or go through a dark spiraling loop of depression and despair

  • @ItsSpeltChayce
    @ItsSpeltChayce 6 років тому +12

    I genuinely love your existence on this earth along with your other friends, I wake up every morning not wanting to get out of bed, but i go on UA-cam and look at your videos just to make me smile and get me through the day, thanks for making me smile dude.

  • @KM-ur3jo
    @KM-ur3jo 6 років тому +1162

    There is this black guy that had a horrible motorcycle accident.
    He was rushed to the hospital and he lost both of his knees.
    The doctor told him that the only way he can get his knees back it to go back to Africa...
    Because that is where the KNEE GROWS

    • @edo9737
      @edo9737 6 років тому +49

      Epic gamer moment

    • @itzlifegow4757
      @itzlifegow4757 6 років тому +39

      Ok, I'm triggered
      So it's not *EPIC*
      CUz I'm FrOm MoRroCco

    • @oscard.9705
      @oscard.9705 6 років тому +47

      I knew where this was going. But it was about the journey, not the destination

    • @yungblac8336
      @yungblac8336 6 років тому +6

      Fucc u racist fucc

    • @marcustheg.o.a.t2390
      @marcustheg.o.a.t2390 6 років тому +10

      @@yungblac8336 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @InkyWinkDink
    @InkyWinkDink 11 місяців тому +4

    0:08 smii7y always catches me off guard with that 😭

  • @xstarrio0118
    @xstarrio0118 6 років тому +241

    My Knee Gears aren't working well.

  • @samantha3509
    @samantha3509 6 років тому +5739

    I just found out my parents are getting a divorce😩

    • @Fitz
      @Fitz  6 років тому +2424

      Guys this is epic smash like

    • @jaronbarrett31
      @jaronbarrett31 6 років тому +271

      @@Fitz Okay, this is EPIC

    • @syvchjargxgn8058
      @syvchjargxgn8058 6 років тому +41

      Oh

    • @Xerract
      @Xerract 6 років тому +39

      @@Fitz Ok this is EPIC

    • @ロゼル-f2w
      @ロゼル-f2w 6 років тому +42

      Was waiting to see if fitz was going to like this before i did

  • @prodon_gaming
    @prodon_gaming 6 років тому +61

    6:19 “an indian sitcom”
    Im dead😂

  • @purifytv7922
    @purifytv7922 5 років тому +32

    9:11 why does his laugh match how the song goes

  • @gavin6070
    @gavin6070 6 років тому +151

    Aww.. Where is Pink Gradient Man

  • @Max-qb5ui
    @Max-qb5ui 6 років тому +313

    Don’t spend your diamonds on a hoe.
    That’s some nice Minecraft advice right there

    • @navillion
      @navillion 6 років тому

      always do

    • @_-ilyas-_5486
      @_-ilyas-_5486 6 років тому

      Ty

    • @brody2090
      @brody2090 6 років тому +7

      She should be content with the coal man

    • @Shaffan
      @Shaffan 6 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/OxS73Ggbhwk/v-deo.html

    • @return3116
      @return3116 6 років тому

      LOO L

  • @janfungusamon4926
    @janfungusamon4926 6 років тому +339

    this video should just be called "exploring the n-word"

  • @blindpig8673
    @blindpig8673 6 років тому +28

    “ive never been so demonotized in my life” immediately gets an ad

  • @j0sh_u_a892
    @j0sh_u_a892 6 років тому +48

    Knee gears Hahahahahahahaha OMGGG my stomach hurts

  • @randomguy2.083
    @randomguy2.083 6 років тому +80

    5:42 dont disrespect the queen heyimbee

  • @yourlocalcrusader3808
    @yourlocalcrusader3808 6 років тому +45

    Huh so that also fits guy has a second channel

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 6 років тому

      It's basically his main channel though.

    • @Ostar4415
      @Ostar4415 6 років тому +4

      @BLUE the joke went right over your head lol. Fitz has uploaded more on his second channel than he does on this one...

    • @Herweins
      @Herweins 6 років тому

      @@markhenley3097 Aaaand congratulation !!! You missed the joke.

  • @G3nd0_34
    @G3nd0_34 Рік тому +3

    1:30 sounded like Mario falling istg i can’t get it out of my head

  • @stefanmarinov2864
    @stefanmarinov2864 6 років тому +50

    Now I just need to see some random troll twitch donation and streamer saying "Thank you Knee_Gears for the donation I really appreciate it!"

  • @hevex
    @hevex 6 років тому +173

    Right after he said "this is getting demonetized" I got a video ad

  • @JaydenVsWorld
    @JaydenVsWorld 6 років тому +145

    Dud when you were naming hoes you named two of my cousins

    • @gtALIEN
      @gtALIEN 6 років тому

      LOL

    • @MegaEmmanuel09
      @MegaEmmanuel09 6 років тому +5

      Was he wrong?

    • @macdaddy1744
      @macdaddy1744 6 років тому +18

      Wow really ur cousins parents named one this Bitch?

    • @c0pyca113
      @c0pyca113 6 років тому

      Crystal and Ruby?

    • @jsm9078
      @jsm9078 6 років тому +1

      With names like that, it was inevitable.

  • @FerdinandArntzen
    @FerdinandArntzen 6 років тому +2

    going through all your videos as I do weekly
    this one makes me laugh the most
    you honestly bring happiness into my life fitz
    keep it up bro lots of love

  • @Greatfunnies
    @Greatfunnies 6 років тому +239

    dude are u sure u can post swagger's body reveal like that at 5:43?

    • @redneckstoner4202
      @redneckstoner4202 6 років тому +17

      @Alex Dawn its heyimbee

    • @RidingWithKC
      @RidingWithKC 6 років тому +1

      @@redneckstoner4202 fr thats heyimbee😂😂

    • @chuckyescamilla849
      @chuckyescamilla849 6 років тому

      Somegirl took the picture on twitter a couple days ago. It was her halloween costume I believe

    • @vishalj5047
      @vishalj5047 6 років тому +3

      Swagger probably smashed her.

    • @akila_fernando
      @akila_fernando 6 років тому +2

      Vapex_ _Gaming and that somegirl is Heyimbee lol

  • @LongXue
    @LongXue 6 років тому +142

    WHEN WILL YOU GUYS PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY ? WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAME MADE FOR YOU GUYS :3

  • @WholesomeLad
    @WholesomeLad 6 років тому +20

    CSGO moments that make my grandmother think im addicted

  • @archofreality
    @archofreality 4 роки тому +8

    POV: it's 2020 and your looking through old videos for nostalgia

  • @layme7315
    @layme7315 6 років тому +20

    CSGO moments that bring my grandpa back to life

  • @theoreticallydrew
    @theoreticallydrew 6 років тому +64

    Grizzy’s laugh synched with Africa

  • @jorgeaquino9862
    @jorgeaquino9862 6 років тому +139

    This video made me snigg- laugh, it made me laugh 😅

    • @kreze9696
      @kreze9696 6 років тому +3

      AQUiiNO it made me snigga

    • @jorgeaquino9862
      @jorgeaquino9862 6 років тому +1

      @@kreze9696 Sorry, but i don't associate with knee gears

    • @Donny_den_Ouden
      @Donny_den_Ouden 6 років тому +1

      @@jorgeaquino9862 You're litterly fucking up the jokes now

    • @jorgeaquino9862
      @jorgeaquino9862 6 років тому

      @@Donny_den_Ouden my bad, boss

  • @pvprat7022
    @pvprat7022 5 років тому +6

    6:11 that music in the background dude i love it!!!!

    • @TeeKay115
      @TeeKay115 5 років тому +1

      i wanna know too

    • @pvprat7022
      @pvprat7022 5 років тому

      @Red StarPossibilites i dont but i wanna know

    • @niinxzero2025
      @niinxzero2025 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/casN6K7tPaE/v-deo.html
      1:34

    • @pvprat7022
      @pvprat7022 5 років тому +1

      @@niinxzero2025 thanks a lot!!

    • @niinxzero2025
      @niinxzero2025 5 років тому +1

      @@pvprat7022 np

  • @2smithyyy652
    @2smithyyy652 6 років тому +21

    Cs:go moments that just butter my eggroll

  • @diellmehmedi
    @diellmehmedi 6 років тому +85

    CS:GO moments that stop me from comitting toaster bath

  • @weeb_boy6433
    @weeb_boy6433 6 років тому +116

    6:10 top 10 anime betrayals

    • @tarik3432
      @tarik3432 5 років тому +4

      Song?

    • @giselled1196
      @giselled1196 5 років тому

      Tarik I’m thinking about this song till this day I really want to find it

    • @tarik3432
      @tarik3432 5 років тому

      @@giselled1196 Like legit same

    • @giselled1196
      @giselled1196 5 років тому

      Tarik I fucking found it ua-cam.com/video/casN6K7tPaE/v-deo.html

    • @giselled1196
      @giselled1196 5 років тому

      Tarik it’s a sound track its a Indian sitcom and it’s called Music soundtrack 1 I think

  • @mista6971
    @mista6971 6 років тому +6

    HAPPY 4 MILLION FITZ, love ur vids and your videos make me laugh every time, keep it up :)

  • @CrisX101
    @CrisX101 6 років тому +31

    I see Ryan`s trick worked! Have fun in Bali my dude.

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 6 років тому +1

      Recently watched the podcast too.

  • @yamcosoundproduction4651
    @yamcosoundproduction4651 6 років тому +91

    We want more of *Grizzy* *Smii7y* *Kryzo *SwaggerSouls* and most importantly *YOU*

  • @MrJojoRoxx
    @MrJojoRoxx 6 років тому +22

    Fitz videos literally keep me from committing sewer sides

    • @audeeophile
      @audeeophile 6 років тому

      Fitz videos keep me from getting nüguns
      to chute myself

  • @wendigo6188
    @wendigo6188 5 років тому +3

    Bro the knee gears joke is like god level comedy, that’s the most evolved joke us humans will ever be able to accumulate

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 6 років тому +373

    Cs:go moments that makes me happy you didn’t post Fortnite again.

  • @Joymz
    @Joymz 6 років тому +52

    *commits not alive*

  • @alphasalad4094
    @alphasalad4094 6 років тому +17

    I’ve never been so demonized in my life, GETS AN AD

  • @kielathompson6265
    @kielathompson6265 5 років тому +1

    When they all laugh together it's so wholesome

  • @neppy7221
    @neppy7221 6 років тому +24

    I was so into Swagger's story but I was laughing so hard I pissed myself when he said "knee gears". It was the funnest pun ever!!