HIGHLY ILLEGAL CSGO MOMENTS
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2018
- I'm still running from the police, if you're reading this I just want you to know that I think we should just be friends.
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Sorry about the wait, spent a good week and a half in Melbourne to attend MEO with the Misfits. This vid was edited by my boy Strubber during my break, so big thanks to that amazing ball of lard. chuck him a follow eh? twitter.com/strubber?lang=en
you pinged me for this
I wanna play csgo wif u
Play some rust ples and try to play it with holdacious look him up
Quality content4life (Swagger they took the drugs in storage b52 u might need more security)
Yay
I think the "Hitler hiding in Argentina" bit is the best improvised joke I've ever heard in my entire life
That or the early signs of dementia
I have always held that joke highly in my humor spank bank
@@KewP1D What the hell is a spank bank
Collection of material used for the specific activity of: "spanking", AKA Bussin a faht nut
They never improv a line
highly family friendly csgo moments
Dad?
I love you :)
Daddy!
PAPI
YOUR MAKING ME WET
5:10 when you’re in 1950s Argentina, and your Spanish teacher gets angry and speaks German
your art teacher*
im spanish and i laughed a lot lmfao
that went from spanish to portuguese to german
私に卵を吸う
I'm argentinian and that happen once, no joke
3:54 swagger sounded like he was genuinely scared
5:10 is one of the funniest moments in swaggersouls history in my opinion. Anytime someone mentions him, that's the first thing I think of. 😂😂
Right
Its my favorite bit of all time and always keep coming back to it
I was just about to come and comment that after coming back to it. So smooth and funny.
"Hitler hiding out in Argentina" impression
... Cheto
somos famosos
Chetardo
Ahuevo
Es esa
sape
The fucking scream when Grizzy tells Swagger he’s 17 always gets me 😂
3:40 this clip has gone down in history
Thank you for timestamping it
3:52 THE GENUINE SCREAM IS JUST *smooch* muy bueno
How am I the first reply
True fear.
Yes it was a "very good" scream.😂
3:54*
What fitz vid is that one from
3:40This is why I'm here, them perfectly cut screams, am I right?
Yup
YES
The only reason why I'm here Lol
When william go sprinlocked: 3:55
Yup
3:44 I DIED of WHEEZING laughter from the dead silence by Grizzy the first time I saw that clip and I must admit it still kills me today
*OH WE'RE TERRORISTS!*
I don't think he got the memo.
uh oh time for a weed comp
If you relpy to this I will give you a hug and if you don't want that I got some weed
@@delirinator3442 sure
You got 420 likes dude
Where is you video
Dang Minh let him make vids on his own pace.
2:59 Im sitting in a public hospital and I here this scream out my phone
3:32
Kyran Spees same
so umm hope that went well
*hear
U gud 2020
5:10
This roughly translates to:
“how are you call me librarians thank you very much in my love is epan uhken ook even when I stop playing”
Edit: lotto likes big thank and look people I shoved this into google translate and of course it’s not close to perfect
Dude this comment has no likes... wtf this comment deserves attention
Alive Meat what does it actually say?
BerlinWallNeverFall 1991 thank you
He went from Spanish to German
Well Spanish Swedish and German
3:39 Perfectly Cut Screams brought me here.
Same
5:09 yup that's what I've been looking for
Me to
😂😂😂
5:10 this made my entire week. I love how he starts talking German so aggressively😂
What say in germany? No entiendo nada
"hola como estas mucho gracias"🤣🤣🤣
Dude it’s hard not to speak German either aggressively or gay
He said "Auch wenn ich spielen aufhören" that basically means in bad German that "if he stops playing" and hochhieven isn't german or atleast i don't understood it :D
CihanGZ „hochhieven“ is probably hochheben
Como estas me llamo de biblioteques mucho gracias en mi por amor es epan ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhören hochieven
5:10
Everyone: OMG its Hitler!
Me: *M1 Garand loading intensifies*
Bruh
7:30 THAT WAS RIGHT ON BEAT LMAO THE TIMING
3:40 is when my favorite part starts
Same 😂
That's the one reason I'm here 😂
Grizzy is 17?? That caught me way off guard.
Grizzy is 17, but his lung has a beating of 31
Raccoon is 18 but sounds like 26ish!!
It caught Swagger off guard too
Esidro clearly
I had to pause the video and walk away I was laughing so hard
Damnit I got friendzoned by Swagger's description
The videos titled "Highly Illegal CS:GO moments"
What did you expect
I’ve had a lot on my mind lately and that guy going from Spanish to German made me laugh really hard for the first time in a while. Pure gold.
5:10 translation I think, “how are you my name is library thank you. I am in this for love even if I quit playing high”
Superboy 0909 THATS what I thought bc I’m Mexican
Alien Gacha go back to Mexico because it’s a very beautiful place and it deserves a lot more respect (I’m Mexican too)
DAMN! THAK YOOOUUUUUU!😁💖🔥👌
@@xenisfire fuck Mexico
@@ertren6 What about New Mexico?
That part when he switched from Spanish to German was hilarious
That wasn't even close to German
ihno m oh, well it sounded like German to me
Well I'm German. Trust me
@@Drakthaar123 i'm argentinian and he was so bad, but it was hilarious too
ihno m er hat so 2 Worte deutsch geredet
I love the fact how you get so ecstatic at the thought of another person trying drugs
5:10 when you cross a border line
5:10 I got extra credit for showing my Spanish teacher this clip
Wait, really?
@@smartmars603 Yeah. Anything we show her that's in Spanish earns us some extra credit points.
I failed
So fucking bueno
Jodidamente good
Translation of the Spanish part: "How are you, my name of library many thanks in me for love is..." and then proceeds to go full Hitler mode.
Hitler mode (it's just sicko mode in German)
German he says, "it would also make a difference if I stopped playing"
“Get off your soap box”
“How else am I gonna be 6 feet”
3:40 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SPECIFIC CLIP FOR MONTHS
5:10 I'm dead... literally not alive anymore
DeezMiZzY dude same woke up my brother 😂😂😂😂
Well if you are dead I'd imagine you wouldn't be alive anymore, unless you are implying about that extreme case where you can be dead and alive simultaneously?
You know that that isn’t how german sounds right
You know that... no one really fucking asked?
not rly funny when ur german
When some one says German is hard
Swagger-hold my bear
ÄHKEN OOK AUCH
Thats not even german lmao. Auch is german
3:45 I spit out my drink m8
*(Reads description)* That’s all I wanted to read.
Wait Swagger has friends?
I didn’t read the description before seeing this. I’m glad I did
I like how he says "I don't think that ADDS up".
I love how bad of an example swaggersouls sets for his viewers and yet he's always talking in such a cheerful upbeat tone
(War starts)
Switzerland:
Brown cow: (doesn’t make chocolate milk)
Switzerland: 6:24 chat
3:39 5:09 - mental note for me lmao
7:22 the only reason I came to this vid lol 😂
Lol YouWontFindMe I almost choked the first time I heard it.
7:22 - 7:46 is fucking hilarious
He sounds like he would be named "white chocolate" if he lived in the hood
2:59 Bin Ladens reaction when Seal Team 6 showed up to his house
Swagger: so you have corn on the cob and asparagus
Me: *slowly walking away from phone to get cross and water bottle in club mode*
5:10-5:19
just choked on my own spit and almost died while also being home alone😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:39 the best moment hahah
In mah opinion 5:10
You are both wrong, its 7:21
Swagger: My height is litteraly 4’20
Me: Oh so thats why u smoke so much weed.
5 years later and these videos will never be topped
the sheer amount of screaming after swagger discovers grizzy's age
GRIZZY IS 17?!?!
I think he's joking! 😂
and Raccoon is 18, who cares?
I'm 94 What of it?
They sound So Old lmao
He did sound like an adult
Well, Swagger now have a Mía Malkova fleshlight
But it's of her other hole.
Just came across this gem finally. Seen it in so many compilations, but first time in the original video.
So I’m laying in bed and watching this as night and I don’t have my glasses on and at 1:13 when the shrinking screen effect started happening I thought my phone was falling backwards and I tried to catch it but then I realized it was just the effect and that I’m just blind.
Big oof but same
Lenny Face
If you look at the script seconds before you can see what he is doing next
This is why we don’t do drugs
EricTCC Plays while I do smoke pot I was not high at the time 😂 I’m just blind without my glasses and have no depth perception
SwaggerSouls should have a facecam and wear Lord Tachanka's armor.
But if you look at the holy sight. You'll go blind
the lords armor?
THIS CHANNEL NO LONGER UPLOADS the lord himself
Hello fellow siege player
Only the Lord himself can wear the armour
"Climb off your soap box!"
"How else will I be six foot?"
Nice one.
3:41 I was drinking and when this came up i almost choked it was so funny XD
Yes officer, this video right here
Snitch
@@th3s3us45 your profile makes that comment so much more ironic.
@@zacharybray6200 I guess so, yeah
I can already smell the rubber of the FBI cars after i finished watching this illegal video
Remove the 'cars' bit and let me imagine what 'rubber' that is pls.
oml this is the first vid i have ever watched and after the intro i just had the undieing urge to hit subscribe X3 i can't even lol
3:55 he was legitimately panicking lol
Everything in CSGO is illegal but you can go on death row for screaming too much
Tru
Wholesome Lad josh
Swagger, I'm black and I'm above 18. What say?
be my slave
@howard the alien about youuuu
@@FuckUMike Nigga you got the big G
once i got fucked in the ass with a strapon! Was the worst exprnts of my life.
you want sum fuck
swagger you vids make me so motivated, i listen to them when i draw and it always helps jumpstart the creativity in me
2 years later and people yelling about being terrorists whilst talking to a soldier still makes me die of laughter
Swagger was so excited when he heard that Kugo had tried weed. it was so wholesome.
I laughed nonstop from 3:23 till about 7mins and then passed out due to lack of air...
r/thathappened
"5'8", DAMN, I NEVER KNEW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!"
I watch the same clips over and over and they are still hilarious 😂😂
Como estas me llamó de biblioteques mucho gracias en mi por amor es epan ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhören hochhieven
Thank you my kind sir
Como estas me llamó de biblioteques mucho gracias en mi por amor es epan ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhören hochhieven
RogueOregano193 gracias mi amigo
TI93RR-Redz X no im pretty sure it starts german at epan
Come estas me llamó de biblioteques mucho gracias rn mi Por amor we roam ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhören hochhieven
3:40
My favorite clip. The reaction is priceless
I love swaggers scream
When you said spicy tamales I laughed and I was like hell yeah boy
3:50 oml 😂
I love that part
"You learn something everyday"
after watching this video I learned to stay in school
I learned that grizzy is 17, that was a mindfuck cause I thought he would be way older
This was literally the best 10 minutes of my week
Love your vids and your podcast keep up the good work
5:10-5:20 my impression of hitler hiding in argentina 😂😂😂
WHO DID THIS??!?!?!?!?!?!!? LOL LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hitler has lots of followers here. Some of them are in the government too.
Armored Rooster my name is libraries
I didnt know swagger knew German.
Thanks i was looking for it xD
First reads the same script, next talks to a marine, next make fun of said marine, next turn into a racist pedaphile, lastly makes weed memes. Yep best channel on UA-cam thanks Swagger
Osiris Rewoke lol
“My height is literally 4 foot 20” a God among men
I was reading this and swagger said the same thing
3:54 COKE BLEW OUT OF MY NOSE IT BURNS
i hate when you snort coke and it comes back out
lmfao 6:27 in Seattle all we got is rain, weed and coffee
Sounds like the netherlands
true you just forgot the extremely high pricing on everythimg
Anecdotal Sharks that's true but i gotta good plug if you know what i mean 😉😉
Tru
see i'm from tacoma but i go to seattle a little and everytime i go there the pricin is so jacked on everything. especially houses.
como estas
me llamo de biblioteques
mucho gracias
en mi por amo
es
EPAN
AHKEN
OOK
AUCH
WENN
ICH
SPIELEN
AUFHOREN
HOCHHIEVEN
Yeah he said that ! Haha !!! What thats crazy!!! Omg!
this is so underrated
I'm so happy some actually typed this out
Ichspielenaufhorenhochhieven
@@Sharky-lu8ie OHHH, so THATS’s how it feels
Many of us frequently hear about sex where the man finishes, the woman doesn’t because the man doesn’t really try to help her, she says “it’s okay” (when it probably isn’t) and he just rolls over to sleep like it’s no big deal.
Last night, I received a small taste of what that must feel like for the millions (and probably billions) of women who have experienced that at some point in their life.
My girlfriend (F28) and I (M30) have been together for over a year. Sex has always been amazing where she used to finish regularly. However recently, she went on antidepressants which have made finding her orgasm a real challenge. We’ve gone weeks where we frequently have sex where I’m the only one that finishes (though we are in love, I would imagine that was probably irritating). When it does happen for her, we feel like popping a celebratory bottle of champagne. And fortunately, after a lot of experimentation of what works and what doesn’t in our new normal, she is starting to come more regularly.
Anyway, last night she turned to me and said she wanted to have sex. After a massage, and a mix of oral, fingering and using vibrators, she had an intense finish. We cuddled for a bit as she came down, and then she got up and said “I’m gonna go to the bathroom, I’ll be back” and winked at me.
Now here I was thinking “ah yes, my turn”, but then she comes back in the room, kisses me and says “goodnight darling”. The lights go off.
First thing that runs through my mind is “what the hell!” and felt myself becoming annoyed and resentful that I didn’t get to finish. I asked myself “should I bring this up?” “Why doesn’t she care about this?” and reams of other questions. I decided to shelve it and go to sleep.
Even though I’m a tad annoyed still, the morning has brought some helpful reflections, some of which I knew already and some which were new:
Particularly if you’re with a partner for awhile, finishing is not a scoreboard. You’re in the sack with them because you enjoy intimacy with them. Coming is not the final goal nor is it something you’re entitled to. This comment I’m aiming particularly at men and not at women since I’m pretty sure most women already get this. And also because...
Holy shit, so many women in the world must be frustrated. They really take the whole “not coming because your partner doesn’t try to help you” and it happening so regularly on the chin like champs. I wish I could collectively upvote all the women on reddit on that basis alone.
I realise I’m speaking from a position of privilege as a man on this one, so sorry if I get this wrong. I can’t know the dynamics of everyone’s relationships or sex lives. But if you’re having unsatisfying sex, you need to speak up. It’s not okay to act like it’s okay. If I sat here pissed off about not getting off one time, I can’t imagine having a sex life where my partner doesn’t make an effort and me not telling them about it. Most people want their partners to finish, some because they truly want their partners to enjoy it, others for their own ego. But most people are accepting of feedback, particularly if it’s to help you come.
That said...Guys, we gotta do better. I’m not speaking to all of us here, but there’s a reason why they’re so many articles online from women asking or advising the best way to broach conversations with their partners about being unsatisfied with sex. Don’t assume what works on one women will work on another. And though I’m probably guilty of this, always look for ways to keep things fresh in the bedroom. Routine is the harbinger of staleness and boredom. Finally, when it doubt, just ask her. The strongest thing you can do is get out of the way of your own ego, be a bit vulnerable, and ask her what works for her and what doesn’t.
Honestly what drew me into your channel was the Minecraft vr the burning forest bit got me
idk why but i keep watching this vid over and over again it gives me Dreams lol
That yellow is so bright lmao, I can almost read the text
is it me or at 0:54 when Grizzy yells doesn't he sound like king lemongrab from adventure time or is it just me? (like if you agree)
dank memes I heard it it sounds so similar, lol, I loved that show.🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
I dunno, almost sounds like wildcat raging in the background from fortnite
To me strangely it sounded like Ninja raging
dank memes kind of
A slightly deeper lemongrab voice yeah
Love the quick and neat title saying swagger than straight into the vid
I'm glad I found this, by far my favorite to laugh too 😂
33:8=25 Quick Maths
Gstaik Design No
*maffs
Maybe he prefers doing quick meths
It's Math not Maths because math is not Plural
5:10 "How are you, my name is of libraries [sic]. Many thanks in me for love [starts spazzing out in german]".
Swagger said “how are you? My name of library many thanks in my for love.” In Spanish
Probably the best video of his channel
17 is legal in texas
texas and alabama fucking rule
15 is legal in Denmark
Sweet home ala-texas
Oliver Marcussen 13 in japan
Joshua Dewitt It really isn’t though. The various prefectures can make their own laws about it and all of them have much saner AOC’s around 18 years...
But that’s like the White House saying you can fuck a 13 year old but your state says “What the fuck man?”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET FINNALY A VIDEO!
*fanboy* *incoming*
idc
I've listened to this so many times
left roblox for this
nice
Good job
SAME
pc longstaff *hell yeah boi !*
Was it worth it tho?
I wish I had a gaming squad to make videos like this.
I wish i had friends…
Same
i do were just to stupid to make videos
Yo, I'll be your gamer pal. Hit me up.
I wish I had a gamer squad
I friggin love you man 😂😂😂
WHEN KRYOZ SAID AW BOO I LOST IT😂😂
What Swagger said translated to English.
How are you calling me librarians thank you so much in my love? Epan ahken also even if I quit playing up!
Ahken could mean hooks
Epan could mean repeat
Ook means also
Second sentence possibly
Repeat hooks also even if I quit playing up!
First sentence definitely is
How are you calling me librarians thank you so much in my love?
Whole paragraph possibly
How are you calling me librarians thank you so much in my love? Repeat hooks also even if I quit playing up!
I'm Mexican and I'm like 80% sure its "how are you, my name is library, much thanks, and me for love" but idk
flamingacon221 yeah you’re correct
@@its_arisely thanks blood
Welp...... I just learned something. Thanks guys
Soy argentino y esto me represento xdxd