Honestly what we need to talk about is how at the beginning, I don’t understand how they had the Vote pop up “Vote for girl to take her Top Off”. Like wtf, all I remember seeing is a Vote to Timeout n Vote to Kick lmfao
Reminds me of a blooper from supernatural where misha Collins is on the ground in a heart wrenching scene of his character in near death like come on I'm dying over here pay attention to me while Jensen and Jared are looking up acting oblivious lol
this always happens to me!!! they always ask do i have a boyfriend. the one day my boyfriend was in the team i was in with a group of guys and he replied "yeah i'm right here." the guy that asked then left the game, haven't seen him since xD
hayley Schenk I don’t care if there is a girl playing if she/he is funny and makes good jokes or can act good in cringe and awkward situations than I am fine
It's perfect for an animation... Not saying you exactly should make an animation, but your comment have a lot of likes so someone will see this idea, right?
Wtf just happened in illiterate clip. -You planted bomb A for short -Were in a middel of a 1v1 situation(your enemy was connector just when you planted the bomb) propably saw you going ramp. -than you run in b apps. -and god knows how you won that round
+EpicLeadZ the ct was most likely expecting him to be ct or A main, probably spent 20-30 seconds walking there and clearing corners, after which he didn't have enough time to defuse, considering that the terrorist was still alive, choosing instead to save.
Kinda feelin down lately, came back to watch their old videos for the past hour And from this point I'm lowkey gainin back my self-esteem Edit 1: bout to take a bath since it's 7 in the morning here, and saw my comment from last year "we yoinked the girl". Edit 2: one day 'till my 2nd month with my girl, got somehow better ever since
Zuckleberg is a lizard man. It is a believe that the "Zuck" is a lizardman race that has mastered the art of disguise to enter big influence positions in human society. Theyr plan is to conquer the world and make the lizardman the dominant race once again. The only thing capable of tearing apart theyr disguise is from the long "ssssssss" which you can witness at 0:09 . It is now proven that Zuckles is a lizardman and that he is in search for power in the human society.
Meanwhile everyone is astonished with the last clip I admire the fact that Fitz planted the bomb, went B on walk for no reason and still won the round.
I couldn't help but notice that at 11:00 Fitz plants the bomb... Then proceeds to run across half the map... Then they somehow fucking win at 11:40. What a wonderous game filled with intelligent people!
I love how the acid joke kinda was like “haha he does drugs” and we kinda chuckled while everyone in the discoed was crying laughing. Until they came out with the podcast and now I understand it so much more
They just had a whole conversation about races, pedophiles, literate people and make the funniest hecccing jokes and you just talk about that 2 second clip about the smoke rolling? I like your style! 😂👌
Like the video if you missed me
Fitz :)
sh u
Fitz hey!
Sup.
Fitz gay baby
“She’s heads because that’s all their good for”
-Zuckles 2018
They're***************
They're
Lue 3099 Considering it's zuckles we're talking about, he probably said their
They*re
congratulations. I am the 900th like. I charge very nominal fee for this...
wow that bit at the end is the best content i've ever seen amazing 10/10 would watch it thrice
wow... I thought I was the only one
I love you
Kryoz cool.
Wow is that the real Kryoz?
I disagree with you on that Kryoz. You have the best content I've ever seen amazing 10/10 HMU and we can watch your vids thrice all the way through
swagger has such good comedic timing
I bought you a hair brush
Swagger and Racc sound so similar.
Julīan dickwad
999 likes
Why is your profile pic hollow
I really like grizzy because he doesn’t take those jokes personally and still gets a good laugh out of them
Good laugh!!!????? Grizzy, I am sure, will die laughing. He fucking wheezes.
Yeah exactly
@@piecesreesese5913 True
That's why I like the Fitz gang they joke about everything
Mehdi Saad misfits*
This is the first video he was in?
12:51 I'd like to point out how Swagger said "You can't be illiterate if your dead" and When he said "dead" Fitz dies. Lmao Perfect timing.
H
E
Y
was hoping i wasent the only one who noticed that
12:50*
You’re
i no rite
3:48 "Okay? She's heads cuz that's all they're good for"
Right in front of her as well...
Respect
made me choke on my beer and fallof my chair... no rhyme intended
its so good XD
I fucking died from laughter after hearing that XD
Zuckles is mad awesome!
Plus, did you forget; "Rape it is..." :D
"shes heads because thats all shes good for" im dead
same
Jordan Gentry so are you illiterate?
of course
she got younked
Can someone explain?
10:42 that is such a heartfelt laugh from smii7y
Live how he is laughing 😂
@@Evox-ec5ih High as fuck
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'She's Heads cause thats all there good for' - Zuckles 2018
Dying of laughter here😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
I am dead
7:00 my favorite part
7:06 " but you can be a pedophile cuz I'm 17"
7:09 swagger souls screams😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Its can not cant btw
@@RugerBoyGaming stupid ass auto correct or somethin but yeah ik
Instant mood
Lmao wtf is this comment? This shit gotta be ironic wtf
thats exactly what happened..?
6:07
Nah lesbians are pescatarians. They don’t eat sausage, but they do eat fish.
I approve
As a lesbian i can confirm that as true
@《》《》《》《》《》《》 ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ i mean that's the only way to live
As a lesbian, i guess i agree. As long as the sausage is fake its accepted in my book.
As a lesbian I can't be named a sausage vegan if my girls the vegan and she's my life line so
Where Fitz began yoinking girls that weren't his
So trueee
we should looked into our true enemy katerino she also cheated on him with two people
TheScrub Maniac yeah, Katerino is the hitler in this situation but fitz is a high ranking general.
@@remusvang3622 that is so smart never thought of it
@@remusvang3622 Fitz apologized, make him out of this now
Where’s Pink Gradient Man?
Dead
WE NEED PINK GRADIENT MAN
I sure miss him
I WANTA PINKA GRANDIANT MAN!
It just...rolls off the tongue, you know?
That moment at 7:11 with SwaggerSouls freaking out is one of my all time favorite moments.
You're all great, thanks for the laughs Fitz.
Alex Hodson I fuckin die every time🤣🤣🤣
11:38 can we just talk about how he planted bomb on a, went b apps and still won...
Righttt i was aware
That proves he was actually high while playing.
I try to find the comment section that have same thing with me , then i found you .
I cant imagine what the hell just silver rank thinking xD
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Honestly what we need to talk about is how at the beginning, I don’t understand how they had the Vote pop up “Vote for girl to take her Top Off”. Like wtf, all I remember seeing is a Vote to Timeout n Vote to Kick lmfao
"YOU CANT BE ILLITERATE IF YOU'RE DEAD" - SwaggerSouls 2018
5:41 he sounds like a text to speech bot
Holy shit.
Your pfp is deceiving
@@jamsheed9867 me?
@@rockmanbret9028 no sorry lol, i meant D martin
How dare you insult Swaggersouls like that
And FItz is back! FINALLY! Welcome back and I hope you had a good time during your break!
Dude he has been posting vids on his second channel
@@TheFMaster96 yeah I know, but he got an editor for that channel. I'm talking about a real Fitz video man
He's not black...
Etex CS this ain’t it chief
break? this is his upload frequency
13:07 “shut up I’m dying”
Dude I’m on the floor. XD
So is he
Reminds me of a blooper from supernatural where misha Collins is on the ground in a heart wrenching scene of his character in near death like come on I'm dying over here pay attention to me while Jensen and Jared are looking up acting oblivious lol
DUDE TF get up
this always happens to me!!! they always ask do i have a boyfriend. the one day my boyfriend was in the team i was in with a group of guys and he replied "yeah i'm right here." the guy that asked then left the game, haven't seen him since xD
Are u Hailley?! Omg
hayley Schenk I don’t care if there is a girl playing if she/he is funny and makes good jokes or can act good in cringe and awkward situations than I am fine
U wonna play?
That is so hilarious😂😂😂
thats why my ign in csgo is JohnCena so no one will ask me if i ever have a boyfriend lol 🤣
Why he sound like a basic google translate voice💀
IkR
Why do y’all both have basic profile pictures
ugandan knuckles why do you have small pp
ugandan knuckles spit on them non believer boyss
He drank glue when he was young
1:35,3:46 has me dying in class lmao I couldn’t hold my laugh in
I didn't get the second one :'(
English ain't my first language ^.^
Why the fuck were you watching fitz in class?
@@chomato blowjobs are also called head, so hes saying that blowjobs are all girls are good for
Sathu DUDEEEE I WAS WATCHING DURING ENGLISH 😂 I GOT DETENTION FOR WATCHING IT 😂 But now I’m home so I can watch it
Why the fuck haven't you graduated and moved on to a life of dept
3:10 When Mason can’t figure out who’s gonna tell who so he just simplifies it 😂😂 Can picture the gears turning in his head
"You miss 100% of the meth u don't snort" "I'm pretty sure u don't snort meth" "Not with that attitude" the best lines in this video
Dillon Hodge yes 😂
Dis is da reason my dad left
“Lines”
“She’s heads cos that’s all they’re good for” 🤣🤣🤣
I fucking died LOL
Yeah omg lol
"You can't be illiterate if you're dead"- SwaggerSouls
Rajveerhrl Lilloo lmao
7:15 "You miss 100% of the meth you don't snort" "I don't think you snort meth" "not with that attitude"
I love the term "yoink" that you have. I shall now be using that in my daily vocab. Thanks boys. Big thumbs up.
You just yoinked their term huh?
Pfft Homer said Yoink first haha
I’ve used that word for a year bruh
same literally
Zeushi Mane Yoink is just yeet on opposite day
"Hello my brother, I am ready to engage in *poverty* with everybody."
Communism.
Do you have a boyfriend
Zuckles: *Yes i do*
What the fuck I see you everywhere. I saw you in a clickbait fortnite channel.
Zuckles really is Bi.
The way he yelled when he said he was 17 🤣🤣🤣
For my senior quote I am going to write- *"Fitz...WHEN GIRLS PLAY CS:GO 3...Skip to **7:10**-**7:11**."*
HAHAHA
Riley Marie msp i personally like 7:15 to 7:18
@@HighLifeTGOD OH THATS MUCH BETTER LMAOOO
Riley Marie msp lmaoo
L I X I E iI'm
anyone gonna ignore the fact that he planted open on A site and went to B apts and still win the round in a 1v1 situation xD
Yeah wtf
Im so lost how he won that, I thought he was going cat since he planted for cat but then he went apps and i lost all faith
Maybe the ct was illiterate
how the freak did he win the round.. the CT so noooooobbbbbb omg...
10:55 are we just gonna ignore the fact that he planted and ran to b as the last player alive and won the round somehow???? wtf
man i've been scrolling down the comments for ages looking for someone who noticed it too. what the hell was that round
wait wtf, how did he manage that?
I think the guy saved his gun???
Phisuals yeah we are going to ignore it because we don’t watch for the gameplay
Most of the time, the enemies are trolling too.
7:10 *”AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH”*
I like how swagger said AK as futz picked up an Ak.... very good
EPIC
6:25
Thank you kanye, very good!
Lmaoo *futz*
Fitz*
Futz
‘She head because that all she good for’
Honestly crying 😭😂😂😂
RESPIKT
Came down here just for this
Couldn't even quote right
Last night a man nicknamed Zuckels was charged with attempted *rape.*
Sh4dow sight and a man called Swaggersouls was charged with pedophilia
Zuckles
*takes drink*
Zuckles: RaPe It Is!
*Me spitting my drink on my monitor and losing my shit*
I KNOW BRUH I FUCKING SPIT MY DRINK OUT
"She's heads, cause that's all they're good for"
That's not true, they're also good for giving tail.
shhhh, He doesn't know there's more than head. let him figure it out👌
Tony, The Stark just like all guys are good for is being dickheads
spooky lingerie
Nah bro. I'm a real homie. I don't let my bros not know what's good for'em.
so pigmented
y u gotta do us like dat
📁 Weird People
|__📁 Swaggersouls
|__📁 Swaggersouls Brain
|__📂 This folder is empty
📂My Life
YEET
📂Swaggersouls’ brain
l__📂Weed
it got auto deleted; it was too much
i'm soulless i was gonna put that
1 day later over 400 people have the same name as the girl
Itallian Stallion is a name of a porno lol
Or just the nickname of Sylvester Stallone.
Geez, Fitz has a history of yoinking girls...
Get out of here mate
SickoLex I mean, he has a point...
SickoLex how about no “mate”
Nah ur just wrong mate
Moti Jote nah he’s right lol
I can’t even this is the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen 😂 😂
True
ikr😂
I broke the 666
Get humor.
11:43 plants A, goes B, wins the round xD
he knew what he was doing
Geegle Gaming It was quite the risk, especially on silvers where they just go for the bomb no matter what happens next to them
I was sweating my ass off at that moment
Holy shit I spat out my sprite at the last clip
It's perfect for an animation... Not saying you exactly should make an animation, but your comment have a lot of likes so someone will see this idea, right?
Fuck I haven't drank sprite in like 12 years now ;o
God Of Madness1 it ain’t gay if he don’t swallow that shiiiiiit
Salt and vinegro chips
Probably because it was sprite.
"Salt and vinegro chips"
- Fitz 2018
Wtf just happened in illiterate clip.
-You planted bomb A for short
-Were in a middel of a 1v1 situation(your enemy was connector just when you planted the bomb) propably saw you going ramp.
-than you run in b apps.
-and god knows how you won that round
+EpicLeadZ
the ct was most likely expecting him to be ct or A main, probably spent 20-30 seconds walking there and clearing corners, after which he didn't have enough time to defuse, considering that the terrorist was still alive, choosing instead to save.
@@voltagedrop5899 the play was super dumb. Well its a silver 1-2 rank in NA. What you expect
thanks i'm not the only one who noticed it like wtf is the ct guy doing
think... how could he pay attention while their best bit in a long time was happening
7:17 is the best part lmao “not with that attitude”
I died at the Vietnam vet part. "GRENAAAAAAAADE"
Mine was
"You cant snort meth."
"Not with that attitude."
They’re in the fucking trees
Rest in pieces
“Well what does it say on my nametag?”
“I don’t know sir, I’m illiterate”
I’ve rewatched this part so many times😂
"Cant be illiterate, if you're dead" *fitz killed the instant swagger says dead*
Me:*DEAD*
best unplanned timing
Anyone realize at 9:18 the same clip repeats twice with a different commentary at 9:25
Yes it proves it is fake
Thank you for pointing that out and I'm not the only one
Yeah I was going to comment to the same thing thought I’d look for it first though. Not sure why he would do that
I came straight to the comments right after seeing it. FITZ WE GOT YOU
Get this comment to the top!
Yay. The monthly Fitz upload!
Kinda feelin down lately, came back to watch their old videos for the past hour
And from this point I'm lowkey gainin back my self-esteem
Edit 1: bout to take a bath since it's 7 in the morning here, and saw my comment from last year "we yoinked the girl".
Edit 2: one day 'till my 2nd month with my girl, got somehow better ever since
Edit 2 when?
@@Jacob-mh2ls right now
Happy like 3 months with her :)
6:53 and that whole thing is officially my favorite moment ever 💙
TheRealRemDog a
TheRealRemDog +
I have never once NOT laughed at a Fitz video. Unbelievable quality you can find no where else. Truly quality over quantity. Luv ya fitz.
_- why you shouldn't trust zuckles?_
*+ because his last name is zuckleberg*
*lol*
tutmuş knk
Damn dinkleberg
Zuckleberg is a lizard man. It is a believe that the "Zuck" is a lizardman race that has mastered the art of disguise to enter big influence positions in human society. Theyr plan is to conquer the world and make the lizardman the dominant race once again. The only thing capable of tearing apart theyr disguise is from the long "ssssssss" which you can witness at 0:09 . It is now proven that Zuckles is a lizardman and that he is in search for power in the human society.
*E*
3:47 "she's heads cos thats all they're good for" lmfao
Swagger souls can be the next male Siri
Haha he sounds so gay
Kemorine Pollock FINALLY A SIRI I CAN FANTASIZE WITH
Serie what time is it CHECK UR FUCKING WATCH
@@thomasderouin3072 Siri*
Don’t you hate it when you tryna sleep and your uncle keeps wanting to do the touch my body challenge
Yeah it really s u c k s
This shit got highlighted?? Bruh I’m the least funny person
I didn't get a notification for the video...
*_My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined._*
Same
This iisss running on empty, food review
Same
same
Same
1:21 this guy must be fun at parties
Meanwhile everyone is astonished with the last clip I admire the fact that Fitz planted the bomb, went B on walk for no reason and still won the round.
I feel like they would actually make good improv comedians
3:49 she's head cuz that all their good for😂😂😂😂
*they're
@Exploring with Callum go back to Fortnite kid, csgo ain't for you
"This is literally the only funny thing we got from the session."
*ad starts playing*
8:24 Awkward silence and then the character says "THROWING SMOKE!" lmfao.
Edit: I read the text in the chat my bad it wasn't "SMOKE OUT!"
"Throwing smoke"*
*”throwing off pants”*
The “salt and vinegro chips”... I’m dying
Did it take fitz this long to find another girl on csgo?
death bysalt A rare specimen
When 4 Grown men, playing Csgo yoinks my girl :
*jokes on you, I don't have a girl*
_i jumped right into it_
-swaggersouls 2018
That gay baby.
Grizzy has the best laugh when he laughs at a bit it makes it x1000 better.
I couldn't help but notice that at 11:00 Fitz plants the bomb...
Then proceeds to run across half the map...
Then they somehow fucking win at 11:40. What a wonderous game filled with intelligent people!
lol you beat me to it.
Doesn't the enemy team get 40 seconds to defuse before the bomb goes off?
Jackson Self Yes, and the other team didn't defuse for whatever reason
Sorry it's been like 3 years since I played CSGO, I wasnt trying to be a dick just incase you thought I was
i want to see that from the enemys POV probably faking 100 times and holding ramp expecting him to peak
0:22 How do you make vote for those things like that? I mean I knew you can do that but IDK how to do it.
*oml i missed these vids
Pokimane wants to play Fortnite with you
My name is Joey. Exactly Fitz hasn’t acknowledged this yet
He's yoinking Myths girl
She’s not with myth
Fuck that bitch she annoying as fuck
Yeah thing is Fitz doesn’t wanna play Fortnite with her
"Shut up I'm dying!"
MarufTIM I hate minorieie
I love how the acid joke kinda was like “haha he does drugs” and we kinda chuckled while everyone in the discoed was crying laughing. Until they came out with the podcast and now I understand it so much more
9:52 to the end of the video
Close your eyes and try to picture this happening at someone doorstep
Lmao
Its that time of the month again that Fitz uploads
*time of the year
*time of the millennia
Even Womble uploaded the other day. I bet Jesus will say hello next week
it really do be like that
Whoa whoa whoa. Too real bro, too real
“I’m going to report you all for griefing”😂😂
7:41 Carson and Lunch Club be like
When it’s been so long since the last upload you forgot you were subbed to him
Oh I could never forget.
SovietWomble's fans relate
I love the name
Amazing name dude.
I love your name
8:40 why is that smoke just rolling in there.?
They just had a whole conversation about races, pedophiles, literate people and make the funniest hecccing jokes and you just talk about that 2 second clip about the smoke rolling?
I like your style! 😂👌
“Sorry acid changed me” - Fitz 2k18
3:38 I'm dying 😂
Same bru 😂😂
Just dont
better tittle : Stealing Girls in CS:GO
yoinking girls in csgo
*Yoinking
9:15 When you repeat the same clip twice and still don't hit 14 minutes
_ Hibidorp _ saw that
Saw that
Still better then only playing the audio
Saw that
Saw tot
6:03 Lets ignore that he dodged that like nothing.
Why
I know!
@@johnnyferrer4068 wow i just realized it
Who else is rewatching because fitz doesnt upload
*Salt and vinegro chips* - Fitz 2018
I once got kicked out of a library for putting a women’s rights book in the fiction section
Damn dude you're so cool. You must cop as much ass as a toilet seat at an overcrowded music festival.
Well there's your problem. You should have put it in the trash.
Fnadidas ! r/wooosh sry bro
Wow I've never heard this joke before!
Fnadidas ! it was a joke
What?? Pulling off a rape joke in 2018? Now that's some big balls right there
Ain't the only thing he's pulling off...
This video is one of the only vids I come back to and love everytime, it’s just constantly amazint
Where is pink gradient man, general banana guy, and general speed bump.
Pro Pro Don’t forget the *yellow hermit.*
Don't forget...
*_WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA!_*
*_I'm 3o0% wIcCa_*
no need to fear i have a best of pink gradient man compilation on my channel haha
Admiral Speed Bump you uncultured fuckhead
Arsalan Hashmi it is actually general speed bump if you go to Battlegrounds uncensored at 5:46 you will see your wrong, you uncultured swine.
Im just gonna mentally prepare myself to laugh myself to death🤣🤣
YellowHammer u ded too?
Soooo,
FBI came to my house...
They watched this vid too
no way they did
Liza Davies he’s obviously lying lol
@@KaZeGamingOnYT bruh if he was lying he wouldn't be commenting on youtube B)
666th like for the 5th time
ya know, revisiting this video after 4 years and hearing that line "you're damaging more relationships than you're building" really hit hard