For the record, the skeleton compressing bit is real. Cats can fit through any space as large as their head. I don’t know how… but I can say the same for the rest of the movie too
@@alisaurus4224 her skull is the only part of her skeleton that can shrink, but unfortunately cat law still applies so no matter how much she shrinks her head the rest of her body is logically obligated to fit, too
Its because of 2 things, 1) cats dont have fully attached collar bones (detached collarbones), and flexible hips, the only part of their body they cant manipulate is their skull, thats why their head is the determining factor for if it can get into a spot
I know it’s a bad movie. But It holds a special place in my heart because I loved it when I was a child. I probably shouldn’t have even seen it when I was a child because it’s oddly sexual, looking back.
i can’t believe they made a movie about a batman character and a company selling evil face cream and they didn’t somehow think to use the already existing evil face cream company from the animated series?? why is this not a clayface movie??
Let me ask the question: Did they actually license the character from DC comics to produce this movie, or does this atrocity count as legally reasonably distinct?
Either that or huge salaries. Bailey got $15 million, it sounds like Stone got $10 million, Wilson seemingly got $5 Million (he once called this movie the biggest payday he ever got), Bratt probably got a similar salary and Pitof surely got a big check. Plus, Pitof’s “trademark” was that he filmed his movies exclusively with then-expensive digital cameras. All in all, at least half of the budget up in smoke even before anything is on set.
Grumpy Oldman it gave him supernatural abilities like going upstairs really really quickly, and smiling at strange women, and being a shitty knock off of Bruce Wane.
@Jimmy Barker BvS has things you can enjoy (OST, Batmobile, warehouse, Batfleck). SS has things you can enjoy (Deadshot, Captain Boomerang). This movie has nothing.
this movie is a gem. I've watched it 6 times since I was a kid. and it never fails to be entertaining. also, because our tv station is broke and just puts on old movies every year...
i love how half the stuff you say are variations on 'i swear I'm not making this up' . it's like you're trying to convince yourself this is actually real and not some nightmare
Only marginally more crazy than Tim Burton’s take on it. In Batman Returns, Selina gets fed up with systemic misogyny, gets yeeted out a window, and then gets bitten back to life by a bunch of normal cats. Also, she literally has nine lives. Because she was bitten by cats.
YouWantMyPancake - Make no mistake, Batman Returns is a masterpiece; I love it, possibly the most Tim Burton Tim Burton there is when he was at the top of his game. Terrible Batman movie; brilliant Tim Burton movie. Selina played by the most iconic actor; gets her power from random alley cats and hatred of the patriarchy. Penguin is a literal mutant who has a clown posse and weaponized missile-launcher penguins. And then there’s just Christopher Walken, himself qualifying as a villain without needing any modifying features. The movie’s off the friggin’ chain.
SamWallace Art I thought I read that she was supposed to have survived the fall and just had a psychotic breakdown and only believed she had nine lives. Of course I can’t think of a reliable source for that but I always liked to believe it. Either way the movie is insane and I love it.
12:46 "She keeps confronting Sharon Stone in multiple scenes, but then at the end of each scene one of them just leaves." I was today years old when I realised that Catwoman passes the Bechdel Test with flying colors.
Which honestly pretty dumb because Catwoman is wearing gloves while if they discovered the fingerprints of the gun, they'll discovered it's Sharon Stone's fingerprints
@@aeronmeta nobody bashes the actress...hell most people love her, she's an award winning actress... But if a movie is bad, then its bad. Its not about racism..its about making a bad movie and acting in a bad movie
@@aeronmeta who the fuck feels guity about a movie.... its not a bad movie because it has a black actress...hell halle berry is loved by most people.... the movie is bad because its bad and thats all there is to it....and for the record "your icon is the epitome of my point' you the guy who ran in here cursing at me like I WAS THE RACIST for pointing out how obviously hostile the white guys were in this thread" im an indian, not a white guy... but hey lets shove race into everything even when unnecessary
The whole "the webs just come out of his arms" thing... honestly the reason I don't mind it and actually like it is that it makes more sense to me than the canon explanation. He sure always uses them in ways in the comics that feel like it would only be possible if it was some kind of mutant super-silk that his own body made tons of easily... all of it is a lot sillier if this one part of his basic set of powers is actually just something he macgyver'ed together somehow, despite it being a basic function of spiders that easily could have been part of the mutation. And Raimi knew all that, and made the decision consciously, probably for similar reasons. It isn't like it affects his character in any way, like a lot of the stuff in the DC movies have been real betrayals of the character... I really don't see why anyone should care, yet you act like it's the most egregious offense ever.
This is true, but even for the bar of quality being so low James Cameron would need to dive down to pull it up, people in 2004 were ripping it to shreds
When I was a kid I loved this movie. I never understood what it was about and at the time I hated cats (because they ate most of our baby chickens, it's a long story) but for some reason I loved it. When I discovered that catwoman is a villain of batman's, I immediately thought that this movie showed her origins D:
Fun fact: this movie has LITERALLY nothing to do with DC comics! The weird frenchie wanted to use Selena but DC took one look at the dumpster fire of a script and said "ah hell nah". So the frenchie, and I shit you not, just removed the space between Cat and Woman in DC's Cat Woman and gave her cat powers instead of gymnastics to slip past copyright. DC wants nothing to do with this shit show.
@@Smith-fg1qb I'm not? I literally just reported the facts of production. The movie is god awful and DC is left holding the bag despite not having anything to do with it.
@@322king i am not the type of guy that likes revealing clothes on a woman,i much the prefer the original thight jumpsuit Catgirl for that reason. The reason i liked this movies was the overrall "magical/etereal" feel it have,where the cringe parts give a kind of aftertaste. They are cringy,yeah,for that specific reason it feels weird and disconnected,and it helps to convey that she is infact possess by a nonhuman entity. Also,i really liked the brown philter of the camera,almost simulating the haze of a hot summer day.
@MC Gaming well,you can argue that this one of the main characteristics of Catwoman,be it in bikini or a tight skinsuit . She represent a very feminine concept, and so attractiveness is one of her main features. The concept is the same,it is the way that is different. Frankly i preferred the first costume she had in the movie,felt more simple,realistic, and cool.
More like, "call the COP..." Apparently, he's the only one on th force, since he's the beat cop, detective, interrogator, handwriting analysis, takes on robberies, murders, suicide watch, problems at your local theater - all at once! - saves kids at carnivals... the list is endless, bc he _is_ the force!
16-year-old me went to the theater to watch this movie for one reason alone: wardrobe. I knew it was going to be bad. My friends knew it was going to be bad. But we wanted to watch it anyway.
She also released videos recently showing she still knows how to use a whip, from back when she specifically trained to use it while wearing high heels, so she could accurately portray Catwoman Absolute legend
Catwoman isnt a rip off from Spiderman first catwoman waa eartha kitt on batman with adam west. They replaced eartha with junie newmar cause people weren't ready to see a interracial couple. It was clear that Adam west had feelings for Eartha. All while that show was on no spiderman. So how can catwoman be a rip off of spiderman. Stan lee did the same initials with lots of characters he laid claim to creating
@@number1kenyan Don't start name calling unless you want me to go there. Im not calling you names. Catwoman isnt a rip off of spiderman its two different people and different people.I've seen ALL SPIDERMAN FILMS! Catwoman is nothing like any of the them
Wow. I literally had to watch clips from the film to really see you weren’t altering those clips. DAAAAAAMN. Thank God my 8 yr old self had no idea how editing works.
I remember seeing this movie when I was 5 or so and being crazy confused. I didn’t get context for lots of movies at that age, so I just thought I too young to get it
I thought it was intriguing and cute ..I like how as a " superhero " to my recollection she went around stealing things like that's not a superhero Hun. I saw her more as a sexy badass villian with a good side. I mean don't we all at some point in life kinda wanna move away from mundane "professionally submissive " life to a sexy badass cat thief with the abilities of a cat with a lot more potential and ability than a human. okay maybe not a thief but just a cat lol. I mean the women is literally called catwomen. and I got what I came for and loved it for that. cos there's also a "bad romance " side to it. loved it as a kid and love it now
It wouldn't be as bad if it was new comedy based and not arousal based. Maybe instead of her purring and eating tuna out of a can in a sexy pose, she could have been sat on weird and uncomfortable areas, walking on thin areas, seriously miss-judging distances. Y'know, making a bit of fun of cat
The part i dont get with this movie is that, originally Selena Kyle is just like, a cat burgler whose just like...flexible? She wasn’t given cat powers by being burped on by radio active cats...
I like " radio active" cats as opposed to radioactive cats. Like cats who DJ your classic rock stations and they were eating some garlic nachos with onions and when heading home after a killer set they find Halle Berry's dead body and burp on her in passing. Much better orgin story actually
As a kid when this movie came out I was so hype about it, it didn't even bother me that the script was bad, the plot was worse and it wasn't comic canon. still a guilty love of mine and I low key hope someone can take it, reboot it and make it fit into the universe so it makes sense.
I was a really weird kid and was for some reason obsessed with this movie. Really had me questioning my sexuality when I was older and realized the only thing it had going for itself was Halle Berry being hot.
nafsii I still haven’t read it because when I was in element school, I was kind of an oblivious kid and would tell my bullies the book I wanted to read. So they’d make sure it was checked out. Every time. For months. Until I gave upon my hopes and dreams... so yeah, what’s it about? :)
@@chimedemon oh basically about forest cats who live in five clans and worship their ancient dead cats. they have clan tradition which divided them into five different clans, and even though they constantly fight each other, they will stand together when facing a common enemy. it's really fun, especially the newest arc (yes this cat book is still running). :) if you want to know more or interested what the fandom is like, give youtube a quick search.
I think the cat powers were suppose to have been inherited as there was a whole race of cat people. I think the skin cream had side effects but had nothing to do with their power.
Cosmo at 8:49: "Ah yes, beloved partner of mine, I requireth thine gilded fortunes to appease and satiate my curiosity. I must determine whether our feline companion is attracted to these golden ear-pieces."
This video is just an excuse for Marcus to say he's got a *nonbinary partner now Edited to support their identity. Sorry for not checking this comment for a month!
I've seen this movie about a million times because when I was younger I thought Catwoman's costume was hot and in my mind, I was getting away with watching porn.
I also loved this movie and was so sad when the internet told me the movie was bad Recently tried to rewatch it and it can be best described as anti-cinema. Some of the dumbest campiest things in the script could work if the movie didn't have some unexplainable cuts and shots!!!
@@vampire2318 holy shit, man, checking random comments hasn't killed me that bad in a while. Literally read yours confused, went back to check the previous, and the idea of air horn intestines has made me cry and nearly pass out from laughter. The fact that these are all several months apart with almost no interaction makes it just perfect. Thank you
Upcoming movie: Robin
A movie featuring a guy who is bitten by a robin and then starts robbin' people while singing like a bird
There's nothing I wouldn't give to see that.
underrated
Wonderfully executed comment
Don't robins, being birds, peck? Can robins even bite? *_See the film to find out!_*
i would pay top
dollar to see that lol
Imagine making famous actors/actresses act like cats. That's so dumb. It's good that they never made that mistake again.
Oh wait till you find out about “Cats 2019”
Edit: people do know im joking right?
Oh wait till you see last year
They were cats? I just thought most of them acted like shitbags.
Hmmmmmm…not really sure bout that
Okay, fine. Though you gotta admit, Jason Derulo makes up for most of that.
For the record, the skeleton compressing bit is real. Cats can fit through any space as large as their head. I don’t know how… but I can say the same for the rest of the movie too
Jail bars are purposely made to be smaller than a human skull though. So unless her skull shrank it’s still dumb
@@alisaurus4224 her skull is the only part of her skeleton that can shrink, but unfortunately cat law still applies so no matter how much she shrinks her head the rest of her body is logically obligated to fit, too
A cat burps on you and your whole bone structure changes?
It's because cats have a floating collar bone and they can easily fit their heads
Its because of 2 things, 1) cats dont have fully attached collar bones (detached collarbones), and flexible hips, the only part of their body they cant manipulate is their skull, thats why their head is the determining factor for if it can get into a spot
I know it’s a bad movie. But It holds a special place in my heart because I loved it when I was a child. I probably shouldn’t have even seen it when I was a child because it’s oddly sexual, looking back.
Well, if you don't have flashbacks about it, I guess it's okay, lol!
I liked this movie, people can f*** off
The sexuality in this movie is so corny that it's harmless imo. The cringe factor is much more likely to traumatize the children lol
@VentureAway Hmmm that's a good point, although I think by far the most influential film for furries is Disney's animated Robin Hood
@VentureAway Oh, no I don't think so.
I just think it’s hilarious that they tried to make Cat woman a strong independent female superhero and made the story plot about *MAKEUP*
You right LMAO
That's pretty much every girls cartoon focusing more on fashion and makeup.
Women wearing makeup doesn't make them not strong. Women associating with femininity doesn't make them weak.
Big oof
Should it have been about the fucking Superbowl? Lol
“She just kinda forgets about the evil plot for a while and does other stuff.”
Probably the only actual cat power.
😂
"THE POWER OF... DISTRACTI... oh shit, what's the shiny shit over there?!"
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Lmao, thats the best comment on here. Brilliant.
😂👍🏿
This movie is bad now, but for some reason I actually loved it as a kid.
For me it was alright but I understand why it's so hated
I loved it as a kid too but now this video made me wanna rewatch it
Halle Barry that’s why 🥵
It's Cool to say you hate Catwoman. Especially when everything Produced by the DCEU is Complete Garbage.
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i can’t believe they made a movie about a batman character and a company selling evil face cream and they didn’t somehow think to use the already existing evil face cream company from the animated series?? why is this not a clayface movie??
like it wouldn’t make the movie BETTER but come on it was RIGHT THERE
Let me ask the question: Did they actually license the character from DC comics to produce this movie, or does this atrocity count as legally reasonably distinct?
Cats 2019: “Ok, let me try the remix”
Fricking cats!
@@mazimadu always makin remixes n stuff
@@macka123grr7 yeah they fat cats
Boo to that movie!
This comment just made my fuckin Day XD
Gotta give Halle Berry props , she took her Razzie for this film with pride .
Now can she apologise for the "Struck by Lightning" line in X-men?
@@megashark1013 Iin her defense, that's a terribly written line that NO ACTOR could deliver well. The writer should apologize for that.
@@megashark1013 no
I see you in the comments of every video I watch
*Halle
"Where did the money go?"
I'd bet it went up someone's nose.
Sounds likely.
Either that or huge salaries. Bailey got $15 million, it sounds like Stone got $10 million, Wilson seemingly got $5 Million (he once called this movie the biggest payday he ever got), Bratt probably got a similar salary and Pitof surely got a big check. Plus, Pitof’s “trademark” was that he filmed his movies exclusively with then-expensive digital cameras. All in all, at least half of the budget up in smoke even before anything is on set.
Me, watching this movie when I was younger and seeing absolutely nothing wrong with it and loving it: oh boy I hope this doesnt awaken anything in me
Community reference?
This whole movie feels like a bunch of cameras constantly fighting
The cameramen were told that only the dude whose footage is used the most would get paid.
that is the most funniest comment we had
Fighting like children constantly saying it's my turn no it's my turn
I am your 1,000 like holy shit
Lol fuck you camera 2 this my angel *roars like lion*
Love how the main 2 characters are "cat-woman" and "cop-man"
When he was at High School he was bitten by a radioactive cop ;-)
Grumpy Oldman it gave him supernatural abilities like going upstairs really really quickly, and smiling at strange women, and being a shitty knock off of Bruce Wane.
The movie itself is shit but we all know why we watch it 🍆✊🥜
Haha James Gordon
Cop man? He’s my fav hero.
ok but we still wearing that catsuit on Halloween period.
Which one, the early suit or the skimpy one?
This version of Catwoman should’ve been in The CW’s Crisis on Infinite Earths.
Hope No Way Home gives us Dolph Lundgren Punisher and Ben Affleck Daredevil
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 and David Hasselhoff’s Nick Fury
@@biospark4758 Lots of jokes to be had there
Catwoman: A woman who dresses like a cat.
Catwoman movie: A woman who dies and is revived by a magic cat and has superpowers.
And acts like a cat too
Cats: the sonic fandom
@Black Ninja she doesn't even have powers in the Batman comics
Cosmo the blue peashooter So basically the Tim Burton cat woman, but somehow even sluttier
Burtons way of turning Selena Kyle into catwoman was more believable than the catwoman movie
"Only the second movie in this series."
Our boy is going to go insane by the end of it.
Hope he does ghost Rider
@Jimmy Barker BvS has things you can enjoy (OST, Batmobile, warehouse, Batfleck). SS has things you can enjoy (Deadshot, Captain Boomerang). This movie has nothing.
My dad yells at me.
CVH better take less time to upload the next part of the series than he did this time.
Three words: Batman and Robin
this movie is a gem. I've watched it 6 times since I was a kid. and it never fails to be entertaining. also, because our tv station is broke and just puts on old movies every year...
I must admit I enjoy this movie, it’s one of my guilty pleasures
This movie was a bad excuse to get Halle Berry into a tight leather suit
Jimmy Padilla no no he wasn’t
Theres no such thing as a bad excuse to get Halle Berry into a tight leather suit
Yeah so I'm very thankful this movie exists
@@sammycoats524 word
@@trewy5683 Darn Tootin.
"Lemmie try the remix"
how is this not the funniest movie in the world
I fucking love that line!!!
That line killed me XD
because it's boring half the time
That's the sort of thing my 57 year old father would say when failing go be modern
@@paperbackwriter1111 i'd say 35% of the time. the other 65% it's fucking insanity
You didn't mention the handwriting analysis subplot, that's my favorite part
The CGI shots of the city make this movie look like Killer Bean and I'm crying
“...smiling like an idiot at everything she says or does”
Marcus that’s just dating.
Was gonna scoff then realized you're right
Single people: "Unrelatable."
cop man was a simp
@@alphashitlord1446
edgelords are evolving, watch out
Alpha Shitlord Halle Berry fine bruh.
The 100 million was spent on drugs for the writers
*Apocalypse Now intensifies*
😭
Underated
So, basically, the behind the scenes version of the "The Black Eyed Peas" period.
I thought drugs make art better
i love how half the stuff you say are variations on 'i swear I'm not making this up' .
it's like you're trying to convince yourself this is actually real and not some nightmare
I imagine that that's how most felt when explaining the film to their friends.
"And they burp on her"😭😭🤣🤣this part always cracks me up.
"A magic teleporting ghost cat"
So like a normal cat huh
Facts
I misread this as "Sounds like a normal cat bruh" but I love how that doesn't change the meaning of the sentence at all lol
@@Zyborggian lol
@@Zyborggian For what ever reason something about that is super funny to me.
Selina: trained since childbirth to become catlike to steal stuff
Patience: magic cats
Only marginally more crazy than Tim Burton’s take on it. In Batman Returns, Selina gets fed up with systemic misogyny, gets yeeted out a window, and then gets bitten back to life by a bunch of normal cats. Also, she literally has nine lives. Because she was bitten by cats.
So Johan Liebert went to UA-cam after escaping from the hospital
@@samwallaceart288 i mean yeah but Tim Burton one was enjoyable ya know like that was cat woman to me ;) hehe
YouWantMyPancake - Make no mistake, Batman Returns is a masterpiece; I love it, possibly the most Tim Burton Tim Burton there is when he was at the top of his game. Terrible Batman movie; brilliant Tim Burton movie.
Selina played by the most iconic actor; gets her power from random alley cats and hatred of the patriarchy. Penguin is a literal mutant who has a clown posse and weaponized missile-launcher penguins. And then there’s just Christopher Walken, himself qualifying as a villain without needing any modifying features. The movie’s off the friggin’ chain.
SamWallace Art I thought I read that she was supposed to have survived the fall and just had a psychotic breakdown and only believed she had nine lives. Of course I can’t think of a reliable source for that but I always liked to believe it. Either way the movie is insane and I love it.
12:46 "She keeps confronting Sharon Stone in multiple scenes, but then at the end of each scene one of them just leaves."
I was today years old when I realised that Catwoman passes the Bechdel Test with flying colors.
5:06 i like the use of BFG Division from the doom sound track
This movie has the absolute worst basketball scene I've ever seen in a movie. That's how bad Catwoman (2004) is.
absolute best*
"oh fuck yeah i am so pro at basketball, look at how i can movETHE BALL BETWEEN MY HANDS SEMI-RAPIDLY"
I can understand her other catlike abilities, but what does being great at basketball have anything to do with being a cat?
And magic basketball scenes are always high art cinema
I found it to be adorable up until the slam dunk part that's were the lost me
Halle Berry's Catwoman outfit is something out of a porn parody.
LAUGHS IN BATMAN RETURNS PORNO PARODY
@malcolm watson Not at all. Just stating the facts.
malcolm watson it’s a bad thing when you compare female superhero outfits to men’s ones
I think that’s where they got it from.....
It looks ridiculous and is about to fall apart from all those flips
That intro is so Unintentionally Headbanging that it's awesome.
12:16
Catwoman murdered my husband! She scratched him to death with that pistol!
Scratch scratch scratch!
Which honestly pretty dumb because Catwoman is wearing gloves while if they discovered the fingerprints of the gun, they'll discovered it's Sharon Stone's fingerprints
I think Halle Berry took $15 million out of that $100million. To this day she doesnt regret starring in Catwoman.
Right? She got paid and got to dress up as a sexy cat lady and jump around. It was probably a blast to film.
@@aeronmeta Who are you talking to exactly? Not one of the comments in this particular thread mentioned race.
@@aeronmeta the fuck are you even talking about
@@aeronmeta nobody bashes the actress...hell most people love her, she's an award winning actress...
But if a movie is bad, then its bad. Its not about racism..its about making a bad movie and acting in a bad movie
@@aeronmeta who the fuck feels guity about a movie.... its not a bad movie because it has a black actress...hell halle berry is loved by most people....
the movie is bad because its bad and thats all there is to it....and for the record "your icon is the epitome of my point' you the guy who ran in here cursing at me like I WAS THE RACIST for pointing out how obviously hostile the white guys were in this thread"
im an indian, not a white guy... but hey lets shove race into everything even when unnecessary
That smiling compilation was legitimately terrifying
Hahahaha
"A magic teleporting ghost cat"
So like a normal cat huh
im cringing so hard it actually hurts to watch
i physically cringed while watching it, my body couldn't handle it
Glad to see the return of the anime girls
The whole "the webs just come out of his arms" thing... honestly the reason I don't mind it and actually like it is that it makes more sense to me than the canon explanation. He sure always uses them in ways in the comics that feel like it would only be possible if it was some kind of mutant super-silk that his own body made tons of easily... all of it is a lot sillier if this one part of his basic set of powers is actually just something he macgyver'ed together somehow, despite it being a basic function of spiders that easily could have been part of the mutation. And Raimi knew all that, and made the decision consciously, probably for similar reasons. It isn't like it affects his character in any way, like a lot of the stuff in the DC movies have been real betrayals of the character... I really don't see why anyone should care, yet you act like it's the most egregious offense ever.
I enjoyed it at the time, it’s definitely a product of the 00’s, and people seem to forget that comic book movies weren’t what they are nowadays
The rami spider man era
This is true, but even for the bar of quality being so low James Cameron would need to dive down to pull it up, people in 2004 were ripping it to shreds
This was just the Cats (2019) prequel. How innocent we were.
Joost van den Heuvel Uh Meow?
This is a masterpiece compared to that catshit movie
Somehow Halle Berry in black leather outfit which shows her 70% of her skins and shows her midriff still look good than CGI Taylor Swift in Cat Body
YOU FORGOT ONE MORE THING THAT IS SIMILAR TO THE COMICS.... SHE’S A WOMAN
Omg its tiny iroh! Can you give me a tea mr iroh?
@@johnmako3659 here you go
@@tinymouse. thank you
Did you just assume catwoman's gender?
Pyro04 it says woman in the name
I'm convinced that Pitof did some "The-Producers"-scheme....
When I was a kid I loved this movie. I never understood what it was about and at the time I hated cats (because they ate most of our baby chickens, it's a long story) but for some reason I loved it.
When I discovered that catwoman is a villain of batman's, I immediately thought that this movie showed her origins D:
Fun fact: this movie has LITERALLY nothing to do with DC comics! The weird frenchie wanted to use Selena but DC took one look at the dumpster fire of a script and said "ah hell nah". So the frenchie, and I shit you not, just removed the space between Cat and Woman in DC's Cat Woman and gave her cat powers instead of gymnastics to slip past copyright. DC wants nothing to do with this shit show.
Calm down. You don’t need to act like a jerk
@@lewiscoacher7781 bruh the actual fuck are you on about?
@@Smith-fg1qb I'm not? I literally just reported the facts of production. The movie is god awful and DC is left holding the bag despite not having anything to do with it.
samuel tschiderer Can’t believe these idiots are trying to defend this movie lol.
JoveeZeeus Airbiter must feel good to attack people behind your computer
"Let's try the remix." Was the corniest thing I've ever heard in a movie.
We need an Snider cut for this movie
I laughed so fucking hard
The whole EFFING thing is corny
@@mikielsahagun6054 more than Corny its cringe
Then you haven’t seen X-Men…. “Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s stuck bu lightning”???
I love how he used his Crazy Taxi from one of his old videos, Game of Spoilers.
11:40 Reminds me of "A for Asthma"
This whole movie is “Look at Halle Berry’s body”. You really missed the point of Pitof’s masterpiece.
Never viewed in that way,Halle Barry is not my type,but i really liked the movie overral.
@@junichiroyamashita I enjoy this movie as well, but based on the suit I couldn't think of any other reason it looks that way.
@@322king i am not the type of guy that likes revealing clothes on a woman,i much the prefer the original thight jumpsuit Catgirl for that reason. The reason i liked this movies was the overrall "magical/etereal" feel it have,where the cringe parts give a kind of aftertaste. They are cringy,yeah,for that specific reason it feels weird and disconnected,and it helps to convey that she is infact possess by a nonhuman entity. Also,i really liked the brown philter of the camera,almost simulating the haze of a hot summer day.
@MC Gaming well,you can argue that this one of the main characteristics of Catwoman,be it in bikini or a tight skinsuit . She represent a very feminine concept, and so attractiveness is one of her main features. The concept is the same,it is the way that is different. Frankly i preferred the first costume she had in the movie,felt more simple,realistic, and cool.
@MC Gaming you clearly care if you replied my guy cmon
"Call the cops you're not gonna believe this"
Someone approved that scene
Even worse, someone got paid to write those lines.
Yeah Pitof approved that scene... Are you questioning the judgment of Pitof?
You dare question the word of the mighty Petey?!?!
More like, "call the COP..." Apparently, he's the only one on th force, since he's the beat cop, detective, interrogator, handwriting analysis, takes on robberies, murders, suicide watch, problems at your local theater - all at once! - saves kids at carnivals... the list is endless, bc he _is_ the force!
And he's not even explaining why do they need to call the cops.
Meanwhile in a parallel universe Catwoman is a badass blockbuster that spawned a media franchise
Hahaha "Where did the money go, Pitof?!?" 🤣
Some guy named Phillips: So, did you find a good name for our Catwoman movie yet?
Writer: Patience, Phillips.
lmaoo
this is genius
😂😂😂😂
Pitof: Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!!
Plot twist: everyone but cat woman has superpowers and it’s teleportation
Exciting potato pitch meeting
@@doctorperkins124 nah
Didn't he show her teleporting too?
SecretlyThreeDucks InAManSuit idk I guess her too then lol
She use to be able to teleport until she got cat powers.
16-year-old me went to the theater to watch this movie for one reason alone: wardrobe. I knew it was going to be bad. My friends knew it was going to be bad. But we wanted to watch it anyway.
I wanted a Catwoman movie, starring Michelle Pfeiffer. She ATE that role up. I thought she was the sexiest woman possible in that movie.
Considering this one is ALSO killed to coverup a corporate plot, that was probably the original idea
She also released videos recently showing she still knows how to use a whip, from back when she specifically trained to use it while wearing high heels, so she could accurately portray Catwoman
Absolute legend
Halle berry when preparing to play the role of Catwoman ate catfood during months of filming and stole from 13 different jewelry stores
She also fell from her building repeatedly until she learned how to survive the fall
“...until she learned to survive the fall.”
Ah yes, I too jump off building until I no longer die
@@thatoneguymatt987 So you know how hard she had to work, such an underrated performance
Kishibe Rohan Yeah, death is quite the workout regiment
Congrats guys, this comments and it's replies made my fucking day.
I have a theory that the majority of the budget went to convincing Hallie Berry to wear that cat costume
Irish_Jedi 115 She got payed 14million 😬
Seems plausible
9:09 the DMC SSS rank took me tf out😭😭
Every cat I know is good at basketball
Things I like about this movie:
- Halle Berry
Things I don't like about this movie:
- everything else
the one doing the ass shaking during the basketball scene was an asian male stunt double.
@@murciadoxial8056 Ah yes! Niko very talented brazilian martial artist.
@@johnpalermo4466 she wasn't the only double though, and this wasn't a fight scene
@@murciadoxial8056 Didnt say it was sit-cho ass down shady pants
@@johnpalermo4466 Then why make the comment at all?, like, in that particular scene niko wasn't the one doing the stunt doubling.
This Catwoman and Spider-man have the same initials, PP. That’s when you know they tried so hard to rip of Spider-man.
Catwoman isnt a rip off from Spiderman first catwoman waa eartha kitt on batman with adam west. They replaced eartha with junie newmar cause people weren't ready to see a interracial couple. It was clear that Adam west had feelings for Eartha. All while that show was on no spiderman. So how can catwoman be a rip off of spiderman. Stan lee did the same initials with lots of characters he laid claim to creating
@@antoinettetaylor352 omg WE MEANT THE MOVIE IS TRYING TO RIPOFF SPIDER-MAN YOU DOLT
@@number1kenyan Don't start name calling unless you want me to go there. Im not calling you names. Catwoman isnt a rip off of spiderman its two different people and different people.I've seen ALL SPIDERMAN FILMS! Catwoman is nothing like any of the them
@@antoinettetaylor352 please learn how to spell you literally make no fucking sense
@@antoinettetaylor352 no one asked
Wow. I literally had to watch clips from the film to really see you weren’t altering those clips. DAAAAAAMN. Thank God my 8 yr old self had no idea how editing works.
I remember seeing this movie when I was 5 or so and being crazy confused. I didn’t get context for lots of movies at that age, so I just thought I too young to get it
Marcus: "I'm gonna be generous because it was entertaining."
Me: "Hoooo-boy he's gonna give it bonus points."
Marcus: "2 + 1 = 3"
Me: "Point."
this movie actually made me forget that catwoman doesn't even have powers in the first place.
"Catwomen and green lantern are my favourite movies " - said no one ever
Green Hornet erasure.
@14:45,
Batman and Robin: “Am I a joke to you.”
The “acting like a cat” scenes are really distracting, uncomfortable and cringeworthy for me.
Really? Only those scenes?
But she’s cat women. Cat women in injustice1 and 2 acts like a cat
Shizuku Murasaki in a video game it looks less ridiculous by a significant amount
I thought it was intriguing and cute ..I like how as a " superhero " to my recollection she went around stealing things like that's not a superhero Hun.
I saw her more as a sexy badass villian with a good side.
I mean don't we all at some point in life kinda wanna move away from mundane "professionally submissive " life to a sexy badass cat thief with the abilities of a cat with a lot more potential and ability than a human. okay maybe not a thief but just a cat lol.
I mean the women is literally called catwomen. and I got what I came for and loved it for that. cos there's also a "bad romance " side to it. loved it as a kid and love it now
It wouldn't be as bad if it was new comedy based and not arousal based. Maybe instead of her purring and eating tuna out of a can in a sexy pose, she could have been sat on weird and uncomfortable areas, walking on thin areas, seriously miss-judging distances. Y'know, making a bit of fun of cat
The part i dont get with this movie is that, originally Selena Kyle is just like, a cat burgler whose just like...flexible? She wasn’t given cat powers by being burped on by radio active cats...
@DejaVoodooDoll Well I mean, have you seen her
I like " radio active" cats as opposed to radioactive cats. Like cats who DJ your classic rock stations and they were eating some garlic nachos with onions and when heading home after a killer set they find Halle Berry's dead body and burp on her in passing.
Much better orgin story actually
Fullmetal Keyblade that is what i meant in fact
That's like taking Bruce Wayne and having him bitten by a bat, so he becomes BATMAN!
@@Anonymous-zd1ow or Bruce Wayne gets burped on by a radioactive baseball bat, so he becomes BATMAN and starts acting like a piece of wood.
As a kid when this movie came out I was so hype about it, it didn't even bother me that the script was bad, the plot was worse and it wasn't comic canon. still a guilty love of mine and I low key hope someone can take it, reboot it and make it fit into the universe so it makes sense.
I was a really weird kid and was for some reason obsessed with this movie. Really had me questioning my sexuality when I was older and realized the only thing it had going for itself was Halle Berry being hot.
Did u start wearing leather pants too
As of 2019, Hollywood still can't be trusted with any movie centered around cats
Apparently in one showing of Cats it was so bad someone in the cinema actually said "No no. Please stop."
this is why i'll hate for my favourite book series, warriors, to be turned into a movie
nafsii I still haven’t read it because when I was in element school, I was kind of an oblivious kid and would tell my bullies the book I wanted to read. So they’d make sure it was checked out. Every time. For months. Until I gave upon my hopes and dreams... so yeah, what’s it about? :)
@@chimedemon
oh basically about forest cats who live in five clans and worship their ancient dead cats. they have clan tradition which divided them into five different clans, and even though they constantly fight each other, they will stand together when facing a common enemy. it's really fun, especially the newest arc (yes this cat book is still running). :) if you want to know more or interested what the fandom is like, give youtube a quick search.
Not even Catwoman from Returns and Rises! Puss In Boots is great! Don't forget Garfield! And 1 more, a video game character, Blaze!
To me, the editing is the worst part of the movie. So many cuts, SO MANY CUTS, you never really get what is happening.
Not so much cuts. as slashes.
thats why the movie is called Cutwoman
I read those "cats" instead of "cuts" for some reason
That last bit with the cat was by far my favorite part of the movie. Pitof really stepped up his game and the shot quality was suddenly really clear
The beginning music made me go and look up Space Jam 2, and see the trailer only 18 hours after it came out
I'm pretty sure the skin cream made skin as hard as concrete that's why she could break the wine glass and why her face cracked.
I think it was hard like marble
no shit, and also she said "skin like living marble"
@@flymetocalihoe I just had to laugh 🤣🤣
Yeah, apparently her skins are not affected to Catwoman's diamond nails.
I guess diamonds are harder than marbles?
I think the cat powers were suppose to have been inherited as there was a whole race of cat people. I think the skin cream had side effects but had nothing to do with their power.
When your older and realize that you watched a terrible movie so many times as a kid. Ah, That's Nostalgia.
It hurts me that I used to love this movie
Yup. Tomb Rider, Spy Kids, and many more
Same, I'm glad I could find a relatable and specific comment
I watched this movie a lot as a kid. And the only scenes I actually remember was the cat burping scene and the rooftop scene.
I loved this movie as a kid, it was my favourite
Cosmo at 8:49: "Ah yes, beloved partner of mine, I requireth thine gilded fortunes to appease and satiate my curiosity. I must determine whether our feline companion is attracted to these golden ear-pieces."
When I look into my wallet after I spent my money on food: 9:05
"WHERE DID THE MONEY GO PETOF?" 💀
drugs
Yep. Same place half the money spent on Heaven’s Gate went.
Alcohol
Where's the money, Petof? We want that money, Petof. Barry said you were good for it. WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEAD?!
The money went to the camera (as in the actual camera, not the special effects), the props, and Catwoman's outfit.
“I’m Patience, but I’m not that.... Patient!”
-Cat Stranded
It harms me to know how that game can simultaneously have the best and worst writing at the same time
The scene where patience dies, and u hear snake’s scream is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
9:23 what is this from I love it
It's Saoirse Ronan in the movie 'Little Women'. Thank me later.
The budget went to an infamous mind altering substance starting with "C"
That's right....
Catnip
Catnip is one hell of a drug
You really had me there!
GGR Makes if it were crack, the budget would have been like 20$
Suicide Squad: *Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary*
*Justice Leagues:* [wheezes in J. Jonah Jameson]
*Iron Man 3: So... You Have Choosen Death?*
@@JohnDonovan1968 iron man 3 is not even close to being the worst superhero film of all time, not even the worst MCU film
John Donovan cosmonaut loves iron man 3 he talks about it in his MCU ranked video
John Donovan Iron Man 3 is one of the best and most underrated MCU films ever imo
loved it as a kid. i still like it as an adult and i wouldnt mind watching it if it was on.
If I were around Halle Berry, I would smile at anything she says and does too!
Batman & Robin: “I’m the worst comic book film ever made!”
Catwoman: “hold my milk.”
The Blogsman no fantastic four 2015 is the worst comic book movie ever
murunuu jargalsaihan that bad?
I actually liked Batman and Robin
At least she didn't say, "Hold my pussy"!
Idk catwoman is boring and has bad cgi but batman and robin has bad effects, bad dialogue, and bat nipples so idk both r equally bad in my book
This video is just an excuse for Marcus to say he's got a *nonbinary partner now
Edited to support their identity. Sorry for not checking this comment for a month!
And she's cute as hell! WTG Marcus!
ua-cam.com/video/OllDyM4gViw/v-deo.html 9/10
What do you call a non-binary person? A theyfriend?
*parter. They're nonbinary.
@@flufflepants362 Theyfriend
That smiling compilation made me never want to smile ever again
I love how Pitof decided to give fans of catwoman a giant middle finger by adding a picture of Michelle Pfeiffer's catwoman in to a scene 9:38
I found the budget:
Director: 99 million
Actors: $999,997
Extras: $1
CGI: $1
Editing: $1
Halle berry got paid 14 million
Don't question Pitof
@@josiahdavistv1216 yikes
I've seen this movie about a million times because when I was younger I thought Catwoman's costume was hot and in my mind, I was getting away with watching porn.
Xd
There’s no good way to express how much I identify with this value system.
@@samwallaceart288 I am so sorry.
Timothy McQueen young me loved this movie but now when I watch it it’s kinda cringe
@@princeszdd9828 I think that's a given, considering the video you clicked on.
"Catwoman" my guilty pleasure the ps2 game was tight also
The money went to crack for the writers
I can't lie I loved this growing up and I was inspired by her strength so I refused to re watch it as I know it will look different now lool
I also loved this movie and was so sad when the internet told me the movie was bad
Recently tried to rewatch it and it can be best described as anti-cinema. Some of the dumbest campiest things in the script could work if the movie didn't have some unexplainable cuts and shots!!!
@Hrtr Pms bruh
@Hrtr Pms Uh I don't think that's true at all
Same here. I remember watching it and being so blown away by it that I would never want to tarnish my love for it by watching it again 😂
SAME
4:00 by naming him "Cop Man" you already wasted one of your ten thousand. Check mate, nerd.
Air horn intestines
_Intestines_
@@vampire2318 holy shit, man, checking random comments hasn't killed me that bad in a while.
Literally read yours confused, went back to check the previous, and the idea of air horn intestines has made me cry and nearly pass out from laughter. The fact that these are all several months apart with almost no interaction makes it just perfect. Thank you
“Patience may have forgotten about the face cream, but the face cream certainly hasn’t forgotten about her.”
I should not have watched this at 1am... Soooo many scene cuts!! ... However, your commentary was worth the stay. Subscribed!