Dpeezy, I've made this about 3-4 times since I originally saw you post it. These eggs on toast with butter, guac, and everything bagel seasoning is the best breakfast a guy could ask for. Thanks man!
Just tried this for the first time. I saved this video a while ago to try and I finally did. Worked PERFECTLY. Threw it in a bowl of ramen along with a sliced up buffalo chicken tender. SO good. In fact… it’s BUSSIN!
Apply a product off commissary called majic shave to your face. Let sit . Then scrape the hair off of your face using the card. We would use a plastic butter knife .
Bruh I live in a trailer and my stove is currently out, so I use a microwave for alot of stuff. And I enjoy good food. Like Ramen loaded with an egg. this is PERFECT FOR ME lol
Omg that's awesome. Thank you I learned something. I'd also microwave a scrambled egg for breakfast sandwiches, but you gotta be careful with eggs in microwaves.
Great job, but always be cautious when making poached eggs in the microwave. Sometimes the air builds up inside the egg and the pressure of it causes the egg to explode either while it’s cooking or after you poke into it. To try and minimize the chance of it exploding on me, I use a fork to puncture the egg whites as well as the egg yolk.
Yoo, if you put what ever your are heating up on the side of the plate instead of the middle it will could evenly and faster it all in the rotation I guess, just thought I tell you idk, love the videos tho!
Do you put vinegar in the water before you drop the egg in? If not,just put like a teaspoon at the most, it'll come out perfect..if you already know this,my bad just trying to help..✌️🙏
I did this but w no water. light pepper, salt. no water and microwave for 75 seconds. (I have a 700watts) open microwave every third of the way there so it doesn't explode, and/or put a cover over. the shape is like a cake, size is medium, and taste is brilliant
When I was 15-16 in juvie a lady came in and showed us how to do microwave cooking, I learned how to make scrambled eggs in a bag and a few other things, microwave cooking with dee dee!
@@ratuldeoun7228 got on probation when I was 14 for getting busted with pot lol, and that turned into a decade or so of constantly being in and out for misdemeanor bs
@@ryancarter5503 wow I’m glad they finally getting over that bullshit. Ruining kids lives over a lil weed, I mean unless you were white, weeds always been legal for white people ahaha
@@lookatthem3216 thank you! I'm 32 now and I got my life on track lol, can't help but think had I not gone to jail at a young age I'd have made different choices but it's all good now, you live and learn
Well you could just put egg in a bowl mix it up add a little milk at a little cheese throw it in the microwave for a minute and it is delicious Don’t forget your salt and pepper
(Facepalm) Omg it works. You can boil eggs in the microwave too. All you needed to do was put it in water and cover it this whole time. I feel like not realizing I could make eggs in the microwave this whole time - I feel stupid. Omg thanks man
I love that he's still using the inmate vending card to cut his food lmao
😂🤦🏾♂️
time to get a metal one instead of that plastic grime
I lost it 😂🤣😅😆
😂
I mean I would've wanna wash any dishes either fucc it 🤷🏿♂️
Damn, serving switch games as condiments 😂😂
Lmaoo frfr
probably hiding it from the kids 😭
@@garnita5460 bro frrrr
It has a nice crunch. I recommend trying it.👍
Hella bitter
Ay homie I gotta escape can you make me a spaceship?
Dpeezy: I gotchu fo sho!
how makin a spaceship goes down
first step: ramen packet
Second Step: Creamy Peanut Butter
Lots of creamer
crush them Cheetos add more creamer
Dpeezy, I've made this about 3-4 times since I originally saw you post it. These eggs on toast with butter, guac, and everything bagel seasoning is the best breakfast a guy could ask for. Thanks man!
That sounds too good, great idea. Now I know what to eat after logging off UA-cam
Yeahhhh
Hahhahah when he realised it was too hot 😅
Exactly 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Just tried this for the first time. I saved this video a while ago to try and I finally did. Worked PERFECTLY. Threw it in a bowl of ramen along with a sliced up buffalo chicken tender. SO good. In fact… it’s BUSSIN!
Oooo NOW WE THINKING. That sounds defuckinglecious. Might try that thanks.
Oh yes that's perfect, that's exactly what I was thinking when I saw it - it would be so good on ramen! I'm definitely trying this trick. 😋🍲🥚
Dude I never knew you can do this man. I'm not gonna lie I do learn alot on how to make stuff from you.
Can donthenswne for scrambled egg . Just do the same without water but whisk the egg before microwaving
Lol
Homie spit that egg out after the quickest “bussin” ever
Nah it was just hot
I’m sure it was just hot (like burning)
Pretty sure it was just hot
nahhh see that’s the famous “huahsuhshsuhasush” technique to prevent branding the roof of your mouth
@@tjboone Ah yes the pizza roll that just came out of the microwave noise
plz do a “how to shave” with the vending card video
amateur hour
Or "how to circumsicion with vending card"
Apply a product off commissary called majic shave to your face. Let sit . Then scrape the hair off of your face using the card. We would use a plastic butter knife .
@@Ukaronong "how to castrate with the vending card"
I LOVE poached eggs; imagine my excited dumbass once I finally saw this 🤩
@Jesicca Angelina wow look a Romanian bitch. dute dracu
Bruh I live in a trailer and my stove is currently out, so I use a microwave for alot of stuff. And I enjoy good food. Like Ramen loaded with an egg. this is PERFECT FOR ME lol
@@mikeyhenry7238 down cataclysmicly with no stove. Next hes gonna show us how to shower with just salt,pepper, coffee creamer.
Nobody cares
@@darkabyss4231 somebody has nothing better to do with there life.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was not expecting the cut with that prison card man. That was funny af
Bro just changed the microwaved ramen game forever🤯
Hahahah man 10 months later, Boutta try rn
Omg that's awesome. Thank you I learned something. I'd also microwave a scrambled egg for breakfast sandwiches, but you gotta be careful with eggs in microwaves.
“Ay bunkie I’m bout to whip up some tacos u want some”
“DUDE TF I HAVE A NAME”
Great job, but always be cautious when making poached eggs in the microwave. Sometimes the air builds up inside the egg and the pressure of it causes the egg to explode either while it’s cooking or after you poke into it. To try and minimize the chance of it exploding on me, I use a fork to puncture the egg whites as well as the egg yolk.
“What do you want on your eggs”
“Yeah I’ll take some Zelda: Links Awakening”
Underrated Zelda game. Probably delicious.
Lol Perfect “Pooched” Egg 🐶🍳
@Jesicca Angelina when is youtube going to do something about all of these bots...?
@@Mama_Promise just reported this spammer fool thrice
I dunno why I laughed too much at the "pooched" part
@Savage642 facts it's annoying af
Yeah i stuff my Switch games up in the cabinet with the condiments too
Lmao this dude
Coat a cup with butter and cover the top and you can make eggs like that too
He did make eggs like that
@@simplesbest3110 probs meant scrambled
@@UnboxGamingyour probs right, but he didn’t explain it right so now he probs getting ruined. And you probs getting ruined too
Bussin Gang 💪💪💪💪
Greetings from puerto Vallarta Jalisco México 🇲🇽✌️
This deserved a like big time man, bussin😛
Just used this for the first time last night.
Big ups for trick pimp
I used to not like this guy but the more I watch him the more I think he should try and go to culinary school. Food is definitely this guy's passion.
I tried this andddddd it worked rlly well
Thank you very much! Gonna make some when I get home!
Yessir! Worked at an old folks home and made this daily for them elderly folks. Used to make like 6 in a bowl at one time 🤣
I still can’t believe this. Going to save me so much time from now on... D Peezy 4 Prez!!
Trying this tomorrow morning. Thank you.
I tried Chamoy the other day on my home made fish tacos along with some Tajin and it wasn't bad
I wish I had more eggs they was so good
Damn Holmes that's a Bussin' 💡 Idea..💯 Thank You for All You Do Carnalito..
Yoo, if you put what ever your are heating up on the side of the plate instead of the middle it will could evenly and faster it all in the rotation I guess, just thought I tell you idk, love the videos tho!
Legit my favorite channel
You're a goddamn genius I like that
Yooo ima actually try this. I got a problem with breaking the yolks when I drop the egg in a pan. Good shit!
Do you put vinegar in the water before you drop the egg in? If not,just put like a teaspoon at the most, it'll come out perfect..if you already know this,my bad just trying to help..✌️🙏
Thanks bro that’s sick I love poached eggs!! Nice tip
Yoooo... too funny... I like your style...😅😅😅😅
Wow. That worked out 400 times better than I expected.
I'll be using this really soon much appreciated bro!!
Thanks bro just saved me about 20 minutes of cooking and cleaning up for breakfast haha
I just tried this a minute ago after watching this video. It works. 💯💯💯
Fastest BUSSIN I ever heard.
Shit was so fast that it time traveled to 2023.
I did this but w no water. light pepper, salt. no water and microwave for 75 seconds. (I have a 700watts) open microwave every third of the way there so it doesn't explode, and/or put a cover over. the shape is like a cake, size is medium, and taste is brilliant
Just did it. 1:45 on the dot. I put mine on bread with cheese for another 10 sec. Served with mustard. I have chorizo but I'm lazy
Your shorts always brighten up my days. Cheers 🍻
Damn bro these are fun to watch homie..!! I spent lots of time in La torcida..! Wish I knew more of these ways to make jalesitos while there..
When I was 15-16 in juvie a lady came in and showed us how to do microwave cooking, I learned how to make scrambled eggs in a bag and a few other things, microwave cooking with dee dee!
What were you in juvie for
@@ratuldeoun7228 got on probation when I was 14 for getting busted with pot lol, and that turned into a decade or so of constantly being in and out for misdemeanor bs
@@ryancarter5503 wow I’m glad they finally getting over that bullshit. Ruining kids lives over a lil weed, I mean unless you were white, weeds always been legal for white people ahaha
@@ryancarter5503 so sad that they threw you in the ringer for the failed war on drugs. Hope you are doing well stranger.
@@lookatthem3216 thank you! I'm 32 now and I got my life on track lol, can't help but think had I not gone to jail at a young age I'd have made different choices but it's all good now, you live and learn
The ending got me…. 😆😂🤣😂
Thank you!!! 😮🙏🏾❤️ gonna try it
Poached easy: egg whites partially cooked, runny yolk.
Poached medium: egg whites cooked, runny yolk.
Poached Hard: Rubber bouncy ball.
Just tried it and it's BUSSIN
Yo that cards been threw some recipes 😂
The inmate vending card 🤣🤣🤣
This trick actually works! I just did it and its pretty good
This actually looks like a pretty decent hack. I suggest adding a dash of vinegar to the water. Helps the white to stay together.
Does apple cider vinegar work?
@@taccac7190 yes, but you should use a neutral flavored vinegar.
Yo. This is perfect I love poached eggs. Great protein source and low calories for the summer cut.
Been doing this for years for my migoreng shits allways amazing
At last, someone who can poach an egg without vinegar.
This works better if you microwave the water first until it starts to boil, then drop the egg in and stick it back in the microwave.
Bro this is the best vid I wanted to know how make this and tried it and it worked conpleteylu
Damn that looks good and I tried to do it and it worked
I used to put egg in cup ramen lol it works, but I cook for longer time & more water.
I'm bout to make me one right now!!!
Nicely Done!
Burning himself was some Simpsons level joke
Well you could just put egg in a bowl mix it up add a little milk at a little cheese throw it in the microwave for a minute and it is delicious Don’t forget your salt and pepper
It’s the card that got me 😂😂
(Facepalm) Omg it works.
You can boil eggs in the microwave too. All you needed to do was put it in water and cover it this whole time. I feel like not realizing I could make eggs in the microwave this whole time - I feel stupid.
Omg thanks man
Awsome I'm going to try that now 😀
Amazed...again..luv the credit card knife
Use this on the daily😌
Look at this guy turning his life around and now making good content keep it up ☝
Okay but the fact this work and I struggle with the pot and having to turn the water around to get it perfect crazy. CRAZYYY . It took 1:45 crazyyyy.
Ay y'all stay careful, there's been many accidents due to the egg exploding and burning people. Just a heads up
I just tried this and it was pretty good on some toast
Well done, Mate 👏
Best video you got.
I use to make eggs like this when I was little but with out water
God bless man, keep up the great content !
“BUSSIN”😂😭
Bro said bussin so hard my phones speakers puckered
You blew my mind with that! You're the master of the 🥚 🐣
Yessss! Anytime I’ve tried to make eggs in the microwave (without water) it always explodes egg everywhere! Cool hack
Perfect! Thank you
This man's kitchen dirty af lmao 🤣
I microwave eggs all the time bro I’m gonna try it this way looks way good
Was cooking a hamburger and remembered this. Perfect for the hamburger hella yolk
Omg perfect. I felon love with this guy 😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘
Tried it and it worked😂
Never using a pan to poach eggs ever again.
The Nintendo switch games in the food storage, nice. Lol
I'm digging the Easter eggs
The the card bro hahaha reminds me this past weekend
Holmes, please clean that micro. I married a Filipina and she taught me all kinds of stuffs...cleaning my microwave was like dojo training sesh 2🤣
i tried it, it didn’t work
nevermind, forgot to cover it up
You’re a wizard!!!
Liked at the lid on cup!
Btw thx this is awesome now I know how to make ramen with egg
You should try it with the egg in the shell still. Definitely Bussin’ 💯
Mmm Huuuuunnnyyyy ❤️❤️❤️ Imma Have To Try That
Lol the lockpick set 😂