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  • @laurene988
    @laurene988 3 роки тому +4619

    "Lisa cried, and then I cried... then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trooper"
    Has me in stitches every single time

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 3 роки тому +49

      It makes you laugh? I think it's moving.

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 3 роки тому +122

      @@philbecker4676 it's both

    • @CrimsonHelldrake
      @CrimsonHelldrake 3 роки тому +28

      lol & nobody there reacts to a gun going off in the house AT ALL when it would be almost deafening

    • @BL-mf3jp
      @BL-mf3jp 3 роки тому +31

      @@laurene988 golden age simpsons in a nutshell

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 роки тому +2

      Lies again? Gamble Bet

  • @filipzawistowski4390
    @filipzawistowski4390 5 років тому +3354

    "You broke a promise to your child" gives me chills. It's so simple but so powerful.

    • @amf8648
      @amf8648 3 роки тому +220

      Specially when you remember homers mom

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 3 роки тому +178

      @@amf8648 to hear it from Homer as well makes it hit even harder. Fuck

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 3 роки тому +12

      Homer simpson : 4 derk four one hours
      Marge simpson : homer simpson wh@'s up?

    • @ktowniecity7269
      @ktowniecity7269 3 роки тому +61

      when the Simpsons was clever with heart

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 3 роки тому +8

      @@ktowniecity7269 Don't be that person.

  • @havingteawiththedevil
    @havingteawiththedevil 4 роки тому +4892

    Growing up i thought the costume was ugly, but as an adult i have to admit, Homer did try. Even put an orange on it.

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 4 роки тому +259

      Floreda

    • @havingteawiththedevil
      @havingteawiththedevil 4 роки тому +41

      @Harry Stotle what the hell are you going on about? I know it isn’t real, dumbass. Are you from Florida? 🤔

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 4 роки тому +81

      @@havingteawiththedevil don't mind him, he just forgot to take his meds

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 4 роки тому +13

      @Harry Stotle
      Certified no-pfp moment, he even censored “dumbass” like a bitch-ass prude

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 3 роки тому +10

      Ffs I thought it was a strawberry all my life 🤣

  • @milp00l
    @milp00l 7 років тому +4837

    "I call him Gamblor" is definitely one of my favorite Homer quotes

    • @striker2479
      @striker2479 7 років тому +49

      Brandon Pike still my favourite simpsons quote ever.

    • @Hero1922
      @Hero1922 5 років тому +84

      are we just ignoring
      "none of this would have happened if you had been here to keep me from acting stupid"
      that's good too
      i love gamblor though good line

    • @jackbrennan2208
      @jackbrennan2208 4 роки тому +2

      I'm with you all the way

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 4 роки тому

      Yup, one of his best.

    • @aaronbradley3232
      @aaronbradley3232 4 роки тому +2

      @@Hero1922 seems so

  • @carnibenz8217
    @carnibenz8217 2 роки тому +2689

    I like how Marge promised to stop gambling but relapsed. Much more realistic depiction of addiction than if they just had her immediately quit.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Рік тому +29

      Relapsing is a sign of weakness, or as the modern generation calls it, a “skill issue.”
      Real ones cold-turkey quit. If it’s making your life suck, stop it; period. ✋ 🛑

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 Рік тому +243

      ​@@hobomike6935 Everyone is "weak," including you. Stop acting so sanctimonious, not everyone can quit cold turkey for everything. Gambling is one thing, but quitting substances cold turkey can cause health problems. This isn't a black and white thing. And either way, we're not focused on what's "strong," we're focused on what's realistic, and the truth is that most people relapse from time to time.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Рік тому +2

      @@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 it’s always black and white brother

    • @kingofAwsomness
      @kingofAwsomness Рік тому +49

      @@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 God thank you for this

    • @ronaldinho4eva1
      @ronaldinho4eva1 Рік тому

      @@hobomike6935 Yeah, okay, idiot.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 6 років тому +6877

    That's the great thing about Homer, his IQ jumps up a few points when his heart kicks in.

    • @ScootyPuffJrSux
      @ScootyPuffJrSux 6 років тому +65

      Loudkush 420 You sound like you did an IQ test and got 83, and you refuse to believe IQ is a measurement of intelligence.

    • @314rft
      @314rft 5 років тому +469

      Remember, Homer is potentially intelligent, it's just he has that crayon in his brain.

    • @powerstuffup
      @powerstuffup 4 роки тому +57

      Homer is a beast of a cartoon (human) being

    • @m-w-y7325
      @m-w-y7325 4 роки тому +28

      @@Molderon wow, we have our savior here!
      everyone plead and beg for this guy knowing basic knowledge!

    • @brightwolfz
      @brightwolfz 4 роки тому +39

      @@Molderon Doing a quick google search and research, I have found nothing to back your claim? I mean, Albert Einstein probably had a completely different kind of IQ test as times change and knowledge change etc etc. I found absolutely nothing about him saying shit about IQ regardless.
      With Hawking, I did find him saying "people who boast about their IQ are losers" but that doesn't mean he says IQ is irrelevant. It just means that he thinks these so called smart people are losers for trying to act better than others based on their IQ.
      If you got sources that say otherwise though, I would love to see them.

  • @LiamFitch
    @LiamFitch 7 років тому +2883

    Lol the shotgun going off when Homer throws it on the ground always gets me

    • @IIGrayfoxII
      @IIGrayfoxII 4 роки тому +106

      Another thing that is comical is
      Marge complained about homer having a handgun, yet he had a shotgun before and still does and marge does not complain.

    • @SMFCNA
      @SMFCNA 4 роки тому +66

      Yeah the gun episode is kind of weird. It's pretty well established in the show that Homer has a shotgun and hunting rifles.
      Whatever it makes me laugh I'm not complaining I'm not a nerd.

    • @philipramirez5406
      @philipramirez5406 4 роки тому +80

      @@SMFCNA Are you kidding me? It's a horrible mistake. I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

    • @vengefulspirit99
      @vengefulspirit99 4 роки тому +9

      Did you guys notice how the door is suddenly fixed?

    • @brocksamson9737
      @brocksamson9737 4 роки тому +6

      @@IIGrayfoxII yeah a DOUBLE BARRELD SHOTGUN! lol

  • @HBICTiff
    @HBICTiff Рік тому +1092

    This is a tiny thing but i’m glad that Homer doesn’t just end up blaming Marge for her gambling addiction and instead blames the casino. It’s a touching thing to show his love and respect for his wife.

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 Рік тому +95

      Gamblor is always watching.

    • @MisterSingh.
      @MisterSingh. Рік тому +2

      MARGE, what if Mario hits the spin blade😢?

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 11 місяців тому +6

      Well to be fair, she deserves blame too. There’s a thing called self-control and rational decisionmaking

    • @AGuy-vq9qp
      @AGuy-vq9qp 11 місяців тому

      @@mark9294and casinos are specifically crafted to inhibit those.

    • @ekyanso4253
      @ekyanso4253 11 місяців тому

      ​@@mark9294saying that about a gambling addiction is very reductive.

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 4 роки тому +6195

    You missed the line just after the end:
    "Maybe I should get some professional help."
    "No, that costs money. Just don't do it any more."

    • @evil1143
      @evil1143 4 роки тому +206

      And it's true

    • @tommyortega7796
      @tommyortega7796 4 роки тому +44

      True

    • @jeanpierre4344
      @jeanpierre4344 4 роки тому +63

      America fuck yeah

    • @florencefortyseven
      @florencefortyseven 4 роки тому +99

      Nowhere near as much money as she's already lost anyway.. therapy is an investment.

    • @forgetfulfunctor1
      @forgetfulfunctor1 3 роки тому +18

      @Tela Mamo E D G Y teenboi alert 📢 lol don't cut yourself replying to him

  • @TorchQuilly
    @TorchQuilly 8 років тому +2078

    "Then Maggie laughed. She's such a trooper!"

    • @mightymigzlifestyle
      @mightymigzlifestyle 7 років тому +20

      TorchQuilly I want you to admit that you have a gambling problem!!

    • @acemace3618
      @acemace3618 5 років тому +28

      I think he meant trouper, someone who doesn't complain

    • @zufgh
      @zufgh 4 роки тому +13

      Ace, you really think Homer's that smart?

    • @electricgiblets
      @electricgiblets 4 роки тому +5

      this is the bit that always gets me. one of them quotes that pops into my head at the most random times and makes me smile.

    • @triccele
      @triccele 3 роки тому +3

      Wait, what? I prefer the Latin American dub: "Maggie rió, fue tan confuso" (then Maggie laught, it was so confusing). I will always say, the Lantin American dub is funnier than the original

  • @godstriker8
    @godstriker8 7 років тому +4709

    I always felt bad for Homer when Lisa calls herself a monster, because Homer really did do his best making the costume, he put himself through a lot of pain to make a costume the only way he knew how.

    • @soulsreaper7145
      @soulsreaper7145 6 років тому +262

      marges gambling compared to homers drinking and all the promises he broken to well everyone in the family makes marge look incredibly normal

    • @Themanwiththeplan1899
      @Themanwiththeplan1899 6 років тому +223

      Lisa is so fucking ungrateful

    • @dayzeereyes128
      @dayzeereyes128 6 років тому +440

      She's only 8

    • @bobbyshaddoe3004
      @bobbyshaddoe3004 6 років тому +170

      Reyes yeah, shes been 8 for over 20 years

    • @lizzydakid
      @lizzydakid 6 років тому +57

      Facts, us dad be getting bagged on

  • @LouisWilliamsStormblade
    @LouisWilliamsStormblade 7 років тому +2489

    "There may be a boogeyman, or boogeymen, in the house!"

    • @therealjcon
      @therealjcon 7 років тому +101

      Louis Williams ahhhhhh

    • @Chaingun
      @Chaingun 6 років тому +94

      imagine being 10 and waking up all of sudden confused and being told that lol

    • @Carbide195
      @Carbide195 6 років тому +16

      Somebody call John Wick.

    • @crappymeal
      @crappymeal 4 роки тому +40

      @@Chaingun by your dad of all people hahaha

    • @HAMID323467431
      @HAMID323467431 4 роки тому +12

      He has good psrent and survival instincts.

  • @homeyiommi1921
    @homeyiommi1921 6 років тому +1265

    3:23
    (Homer screaming unintelligibly)
    "Homer, what is it? Slow down!"
    "JER GEDDA FERDA REDDA ARA!"
    "Think before you say each word!"
    Definitely one of my favorite bits of Homer/Marge dialogue.

    • @stbrennan1
      @stbrennan1 4 роки тому +32

      Me when I ask a girl out

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 4 роки тому +9

      We need a translation on that, STAT!!

    • @paulawolanski3237
      @paulawolanski3237 4 роки тому +22

      When Homer gets too upset, he can only make noises. It could have something to do with his alcoholism or the crayon that's lodged in his brain.

    • @viralshortssport
      @viralshortssport 4 роки тому +7

      One of the best Simpsons scenes

    • @viralshortssport
      @viralshortssport 4 роки тому +1

      @@paulawolanski3237 hahahah

  • @arise5547
    @arise5547 7 років тому +1701

    the boogieman scene had me in tears

  • @skylar1751
    @skylar1751 7 років тому +747

    "You made her cry, then I cried, then Maggie laughed".

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 4 роки тому +1068

    I've been doing some maths on this one, because I was curious. Smithers said she'd been there for 75 hours. A rough timing on the clip shows she was pulling the lever on that bandit every two seconds. 75 hours is 270,000 seconds and, assuming she kept up that rate, that is 135,000 turns on the machine. Each turn costs a quarter, so she spent $33,750 in that time. And she only won sixty dollars.
    Gambling is a mugs game.

    • @JanAside
      @JanAside 4 роки тому +30

      Where'd she get that much money

    • @thomasb.5643
      @thomasb.5643 4 роки тому +143

      Well, since you win back some of the money, you don't actually spend $33,750, you need to take into account the difference between losses and winings. Tipically the slot machines have a return between 90 and 95% for 1 dollar. At the end it's quite impressive that she even won sixty dollars, with such an amount of turns it'd be almost a given that she'd be down by thousands of dollars.

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 4 роки тому +94

      Gambling is a tax on people who can't do math.

    • @legatelaurie
      @legatelaurie 4 роки тому +92

      @@timesnewlogan2032 I agree with statements like that to an extent, but I think it oversimplifies the fact that it is incredibly predatory and addictive. If you sat and asked people who were addicted to gambling if they knew about the House edge and the fact that they will only lose money over time, they'd almost certainly have already known and would agree. Louis Theroux did a really fantastic documentary on gambling and addiction, "Louis Theroux gambling in las vegas"

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant 4 роки тому +9

      @@legatelaurie Scary innit.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 Рік тому +79

    4:00 “No, no, that’s too expensive! Just don’t do it anymore!”

  • @channell11
    @channell11 4 роки тому +561

    Homer's eyes when Lisa says "Boogeyman" lol.

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing 3 роки тому +10

      He's like: "The boogeyman?!"

    • @aribrahim1898
      @aribrahim1898 3 роки тому +16

      "I don't want to alarm you... but there may be a boogyman or boogymen in the house!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @benchcomptons
      @benchcomptons 3 роки тому +4

      Tramapoline!

    • @randymarsh9556
      @randymarsh9556 Рік тому +1

      Lool gets me everytime

    • @noeymo
      @noeymo Рік тому

      Yes, insanely funny🤣

  • @rashadt.goldsborough6748
    @rashadt.goldsborough6748 4 роки тому +171

    "Of course none of this would have happened, if you had been here to keep me from acting stupid." Brilliant writing.

    • @someguybreaks
      @someguybreaks 3 роки тому +1

      Top 10 all time favorite Homerism.

  • @jimmyhu6014
    @jimmyhu6014 6 років тому +915

    It's actually touching the lengths Homer will go through for his family

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai 6 років тому +15

      Jimmy Hu what lengths? He’s selfish, lazy, and stupid. He’s always spending time at moe’s, ignores his family, never helps around the house unless he is forced to, always does something stupid that affects his family. Need I go on. He’s a terrible father and husband

    • @jimmyhu6014
      @jimmyhu6014 6 років тому +64

      Rōnin Samurai He has his moments

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai 6 років тому +9

      Jimmy Hu I don’t deny that, but he is still a horrible father and husband

    • @alfa01spotivo
      @alfa01spotivo 4 роки тому +28

      @@Ronin.Samurai hell no. Homer is a great father and husband, he has flaws but is still good

    • @tristenandtessaXD
      @tristenandtessaXD 4 роки тому +10

      Still better than Peter.

  • @saulthechicanootaku
    @saulthechicanootaku 2 роки тому +74

    Even though Lisa sounded ungrateful, seeing Homer tear up a little, to me, meant that he didn't feel offended but understood that Lisa said that because of how much she misses her and how she felt that her own mom broke a promise to her own daughter

  • @philipsadler1724
    @philipsadler1724 7 років тому +606

    YOU BROKE A PROMISE TO YOUR CHILD
    one of the saddest lines in the show for me =(

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 років тому +63

      Philip Sadler made even sadder when it’s coming from the character who is typically the idiotic comic relief, it’s like he gained a moment of awareness.

    • @cyclops8238
      @cyclops8238 4 роки тому +29

      Crimson Dynamo Don’t forget that he’s actually really smart but he has a crayon lodged in his brain.

    • @nevergivingup3434
      @nevergivingup3434 4 роки тому +6

      Fun fact about that episode:
      Homers actual IQ is only 105 (it said in the song)

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 3 роки тому +5

      @@nevergivingup3434 But that IS smart by Springfield's standards.

    • @ryanp849
      @ryanp849 2 роки тому +1

      Gerr Furdur Arah Gedda Rarrah!

  • @skingerskanger
    @skingerskanger 7 років тому +291

    Gamblor sounds like a kickass villain.

    • @captainfishhook4274
      @captainfishhook4274 6 років тому +8

      skinger skanger yeah put that name as a monster in Godzilla and it will talk of week.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 років тому +23

      His super power is making citizens have crippling gambling addictions and getting himself rich off of them, but since he owns the casino he’s technically not breaking the law so the hero can’t do shit

    • @iceman7757
      @iceman7757 3 роки тому +1

      @@crimsondynamo615 except drop a nuke on the casino

    • @greengeek562
      @greengeek562 3 роки тому +8

      He already has neon claws so that’s a plus

  • @andrewwest4254
    @andrewwest4254 4 роки тому +6740

    "I'm not a state. I'm a monster." Just like the real Florida.

  • @Gencoil
    @Gencoil 4 роки тому +496

    I love how even Lisa, the smart one, is in on the boogey man thing.

    • @mautesius
      @mautesius 3 роки тому +143

      yeah.
      thats because in the early episodes she also had childish characteristics. such as bart was a rowdy but sometimes choose to do good stuff. and homer was dumb but sometimes his heart tells him exactly what to do. and marge as you can see was not always perfect and boring.
      little bit more complex back then. thats what people miss about the simpson theese days.

    • @okubothecat
      @okubothecat 3 роки тому +104

      Back in the day when the writers actually remembered that Lisa is 8

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 роки тому +2

      Homer might have made her as a safety precaution

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 3 роки тому +14

      She IS still a young child...

    • @overlordelektro7940
      @overlordelektro7940 2 роки тому +12

      I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!!

  • @ChrisMolyneaux93
    @ChrisMolyneaux93 6 років тому +1564

    "Excuse me, ma'am, don't you think you've gambled enough?"
    "No!"
    "Okay. We're required by law to ask every 75 hours. Get her another free drink!"

    • @RookieFrnndz
      @RookieFrnndz 4 роки тому +16

      LMFAO🤣😂

    • @Kevin-689
      @Kevin-689 4 роки тому +35

      Every four days ? WTF

    • @kenhernandez8128
      @kenhernandez8128 4 роки тому +7

      Was Smithers working at casino?

    • @DarkMachine2501
      @DarkMachine2501 4 роки тому +53

      Ken Hernandez yeah, in this episode Mr. Burns gets bored and opens a casino after Springfield relaxes its gambling laws. It’s wildly successful but of course things happen and everything goes back to normal by the end.

    • @darwincity
      @darwincity 4 роки тому +6

      Quite considerate of them.

  • @1776Sledge
    @1776Sledge 5 років тому +599

    "No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 4 роки тому +23

      Sounds like a He-Man villain.

    • @kylegovender6211
      @kylegovender6211 4 роки тому +3

      Fuck off we all watched the video

    • @moist603
      @moist603 4 роки тому +23

      @@kylegovender6211 you're a loser dude

    • @keysersoze7034
      @keysersoze7034 4 роки тому +3

      @@moist603 I mean, he has a point. The guy didn't add anything to what Homer said, he just quoted it verbatim without any insight. Now, if OP had mentioned a funny memory or a story, or even that he found that part to be the funniest to him it would've been different.

    • @moist603
      @moist603 4 роки тому +15

      @@keysersoze7034 and what point is that? They went out of they're way to be a dick.

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 5 років тому +541

    Despite being lazy and dumb as an ox, Homer really does love his family.
    Moments like this are not only hysterical, but sweet at the same time.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 Рік тому

      Dumb meant silent.

    • @ElijahW2003
      @ElijahW2003 Рік тому +4

      ​@@pauljordan4452 Like, a century ago?

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur Рік тому

      I thought he was dumb as a mule and twice as ugly?

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 Рік тому

      ​@@ElijahW2003More than that. A 14th century genius was called the dumb ox because didn't say a lot and was obese.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 Рік тому

      ​@@ElijahW2003Struck dumb meant speechless.

  • @jeandomeniconagereitano7016
    @jeandomeniconagereitano7016 4 роки тому +166

    I just love what they did with Homer.
    A complicated mix of a loving father and husband but at the same time the worst father and husband a man could be.

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 Рік тому +24

      I wouldn't say "the worst", just "the dumbest".
      Old simpsons' homer was characterized as an angry and stupid but sympathetic father (minus the whole strangling bart bit), it's essentially what prevented homer from being all round evil or at least annoying to watch like he became later on.

  • @jackspedicy
    @jackspedicy 4 роки тому +176

    I never payed attention to Homers reaction when Lisa calls herself a monster. He did the best he could in the short time he had but he knew marge would have done a better job if she had kept her promise to Lisa.

    • @Roze_86
      @Roze_86 Рік тому +1

      ​@southern discomfort 😢❤

  • @314rft
    @314rft 6 років тому +81

    "We're required by law to ask every 75 hours."
    I love how they indirectly showed how long Marge was staying at the casino. And how non-nonchalantly Smithers said it.

  • @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral
    @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral 3 роки тому +1006

    Homer: "Marge, admit you have a problem"
    Marge: "I won 60 dollars last night"
    Homer: "WOHOO! Problem solved!"

    • @aaronsalentine7876
      @aaronsalentine7876 3 роки тому +3

      🤪🤣

    • @Bianchiboy
      @Bianchiboy 3 роки тому +8

      I’ll never understand why people type out in the comments what everyone who has watched the clip has just heard 🤪

    • @Urbansaucee
      @Urbansaucee 3 роки тому +23

      @@Bianchiboy believe it or not some people miss quotes and others like reading it

    • @brandonchan5387
      @brandonchan5387 3 роки тому +23

      @@Bianchiboy If you want to understand, part of the reason is that copying it in a comment is a way of saying that they like that scene and don't want to add anything else that would degrade the comment overall

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 3 роки тому +1

      Who gives a fuck

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 2 роки тому +68

    2:41
    Homer welling up after giving everything he had to help his daughter and hearing (and probably agreeing) that it was a monstrosity hits hard. And instead of taking it personally he quietly accepts he is worthless and vows to get back the one who isn't.😢
    He doesn't even blame Marge for being absent. Homer has his moments

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than Рік тому +4

      He tapped an orange to the front and it was spelled "Floreda", boy did that man try! 😂

    • @darthkahn45
      @darthkahn45 Рік тому +4

      @@Gumbier_Than That was Homer giving 110% 😂

  • @JusticeForPottsvilleMaroons
    @JusticeForPottsvilleMaroons 6 років тому +209

    I love how the gun goes off at 1:46 when Homer throws it down.
    It's the little touches that make classic Simpsons so great.

    • @SeanHiruki
      @SeanHiruki 2 роки тому +3

      I noticed that too. God damn hilarious

  • @dragondynastywarrior506
    @dragondynastywarrior506 4 роки тому +170

    "I call him Gamblor" lol i love this. It just goes to show how childish Homer is, and how we are all kind of childish when dealing with real adult problems

  • @Lull622
    @Lull622 7 років тому +272

    "If I don't show up in a rubber suit shaped like the state of Florida, I'll be the laughing stock of the whole school."

    • @Super_Mario128
      @Super_Mario128 6 років тому +13

      Lisa showed up instead as Gumby ;)

    • @MsCrashbandicoot95
      @MsCrashbandicoot95 3 роки тому +4

      2:23
      "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
      "OWOWOWOWOWOWWOW!!!"

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 2 роки тому +3

      It was Homer's attempt at Florida which failed and he ended up making it into California.

  • @henrylivingstone2971
    @henrylivingstone2971 4 роки тому +69

    This is one of the best episodes of the Simpsons, when Marge had character flaws and Homer was more competent, and Lisa was still a normal child.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster Рік тому +4

      I… take it you haven’t seen “Bart vs. Thanksgiving”? Or the episode where she brings up “deep theological questions”? Or the one where she says cartoons aren’t “100% realistic”?

  • @Noway-sg8md
    @Noway-sg8md 4 роки тому +125

    when Homer throws the shotgun on the ground and it fires, that kind of subtle humor is what really makes me laugh

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 3 роки тому +10

      The several blasts the front door has clearly already taken is great too.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 2 роки тому +5

      What makes it really great is how nobody reacts to it

  • @jamesdedonato5819
    @jamesdedonato5819 3 роки тому +68

    I love how he wakes Bart up just to scare the living hell out of him

    • @romangonzalez9488
      @romangonzalez9488 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah!

    • @willemverheij3412
      @willemverheij3412 6 місяців тому

      At least this time he didn't run in yelling with a knife in hand or a chainsaw. Or tell him at bedtime that he could wake up dead tomorrow.
      Or put tape over his eyes making him think he was blind when waking up.

  • @omcorc
    @omcorc 3 роки тому +42

    When Lisa has a bad dream is one of the best moments of the entire series. The fact that he already put a few rounds through the front door when Marge comes home.

  • @superbinks1
    @superbinks1 3 роки тому +25

    I always love it when homer is a caring parent

    • @lol0ajo
      @lol0ajo 3 роки тому +3

      homer is better parenting than marge

  • @DairunCates
    @DairunCates 4 роки тому +180

    When you realize later seasons Homer would've only have pulled Marge away by committing some heinous crime and forcing Marge to spend her Quarters to bail him out of jail...

  • @mightymigzlifestyle
    @mightymigzlifestyle 7 років тому +163

    Seasons 1-10 of the Simpsons will always be the best cartoon sitcoms ever in my opinion!!

    • @filipzawistowski4390
      @filipzawistowski4390 5 років тому +8

      Ew, 9 and 10 sucked. And 1 is unwatchable 😂

    • @AreosOriginal
      @AreosOriginal 4 роки тому +4

      Filip Zawistowski any pre Hd is fine with me

    • @IBagel2
      @IBagel2 4 роки тому +14

      @@filipzawistowski4390 season one had its moments

    • @jacobsaccount9353
      @jacobsaccount9353 4 роки тому +2

      @@filipzawistowski4390 oh i get it! Your just mad because everyone hates season 9 and 10 except you!
      Well thats just sad......😒😒😒😒

    • @filipzawistowski4390
      @filipzawistowski4390 4 роки тому +2

      @@jacobsaccount9353 *You're

  • @the88thloser
    @the88thloser 7 років тому +362

    Homer: Marge we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
    Marge: I won $60 last night!
    Homer: WOOHOO Problem Solved!!!
    That's classic Homer

    • @HybridPhoenix08
      @HybridPhoenix08 4 роки тому +6

      @@Molderon More like: Win $60 one night and come back the next night only to lose $600.

  • @jaredcook4414
    @jaredcook4414 4 роки тому +34

    "Yer getta ferta ratta aruh." Words of the wise.

  • @nickchambers3935
    @nickchambers3935 2 роки тому +18

    I love how Homer is self aware enough to know he’s acting stupid but still thinks it’s Marge’s fault

  • @SilverSpade92
    @SilverSpade92 7 років тому +47

    I love that Homer also pronunces it "Floreda".

  • @jordansmith7441
    @jordansmith7441 7 років тому +141

    "Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? WELL THAT'S NOTHING BECAUSE YOUUU HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM! And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house 'cause he was dressed like Santa Claus? WELL YOUUU HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM!"

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 7 років тому +13

      Bart: You mean that wasn't Santa?

    • @soulsreaper7145
      @soulsreaper7145 6 років тому +3

      marges gambling compared to homers drinking and all the promises he broken to well everyone in the family makes marge look incredibly normal

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 роки тому +3

      Homer! When you forgive someone, you don't keep reminding them of their faults!

    • @emjackson2289
      @emjackson2289 3 роки тому +1

      Remember when you told me off for making spurious misquotes on UA-cam comments?! WELLLLLLL THATS NOTHING BECAUSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM!

  • @bigtimetimmyjim6486
    @bigtimetimmyjim6486 7 років тому +205

    "I'm Idaho!"

    • @davedanmodesto904
      @davedanmodesto904 7 років тому +32

      "Yes, of course you are."

    • @motilalmotilal9693
      @motilalmotilal9693 7 років тому

      Have you even seen it? The first guy quoted Ralph, idiot.

    • @MegaBallPowerBall
      @MegaBallPowerBall 7 років тому +3

      Mc Lovin Ralph is the average Trump Voter after all.

    • @motilalmotilal9693
      @motilalmotilal9693 7 років тому +2

      Trump is King. ISIS won't touch Amerian soil with Trump around.

    • @motilalmotilal9693
      @motilalmotilal9693 7 років тому

      I happen to think America is more of a functional plce and has real sense of identity now with him incharge and I am British saying this.

  • @jackglossop4859
    @jackglossop4859 3 роки тому +23

    The fact that Homer already shot at the door at least once before Marge got home just kills me. Such great little details 😄😄😄😄

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 3 роки тому

      As well as the spent shell casings on the floor

  • @guillecarandini8208
    @guillecarandini8208 2 роки тому +27

    Homer refering to Maggie as "such a little trooper" must be one of the cutest things ever in the Simpsons.

  • @Featheon
    @Featheon 8 років тому +287

    homer vs gamblor

  • @seronymus
    @seronymus 3 роки тому +22

    I thought it was both a funny and very sweet touch bow Homer's freakout in the casino caused all those people to win their bets. A heartful old detail of the series.

  • @Heartnet
    @Heartnet 7 років тому +171

    i love the shotgun misfire

  • @mosesfosburgh3061
    @mosesfosburgh3061 Рік тому +51

    “JER GEDDA FERDA REDDA ARA!”
    True words of wisdom.

    • @SoaringDragon562
      @SoaringDragon562 Рік тому +2

      Love the option that Google gives to translate to English, but nothing changes as the algorithm just puts up its arms and shrugs in defeat

  • @baalfgames5318
    @baalfgames5318 2 роки тому +57

    Can we just take some time to appreciate how this show captured the surreal, dark atmosphere of a real casino to a T?

  • @fenrirsrage4609
    @fenrirsrage4609 4 роки тому +20

    This entire vid is filled to the brim with great moments. Even the "Bart I don't want to alarm you."

  • @Sou1defiler
    @Sou1defiler 4 роки тому +35

    When I first saw this episode I lived in Scotland. Never once did I think I would actually live in Florida. I have lived here in Florida now for 9 years. Lisa was right. It's a monster.

    • @gyozakeynsianism
      @gyozakeynsianism 3 роки тому +6

      I am sorry for your loss.

    • @_khaine
      @_khaine 2 роки тому +1

      Hey you are welcome to leave

    • @Sou1defiler
      @Sou1defiler 2 роки тому +4

      @@_khaine I did Colin. I don't regret it.

    • @lucask4377
      @lucask4377 Рік тому

      Why did you go from Scotland to Florida? Seems like a bit of a downgrade.

    • @ifoundthewords
      @ifoundthewords 5 місяців тому

      Why were you there for 9 years then lmao

  • @CocoRif-kv8tv
    @CocoRif-kv8tv Рік тому +14

    Homer is strong af. He lifts Marge with one arm and throws the slot machine on the floor with the other

  • @SouthJerseySam
    @SouthJerseySam Рік тому +49

    "I'm not a state, I'm a monster!"
    The Simpsons writers knew exactly what they were doing

  • @Derah_OG
    @Derah_OG 3 роки тому +44

    "I'm not a state, I'm a monster"
    So......... you're florida. Seems like the costume was accurate after all.

  • @hyenaholicproductions9033
    @hyenaholicproductions9033 4 роки тому +28

    This was back when Homer was a good father.

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 3 роки тому

      Don’t know if I’d go that far, but he mostly did try his best aside from strangling Bart.

  • @DucktheGWREngineFan9
    @DucktheGWREngineFan9 4 роки тому +63

    3:17, “He can’t talk now!” Can we all just point out how Homer stopped looking for Marge just to yank the phone out of the guy’s hand just to say that and hang up?! 🤣

    • @wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563
      @wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563 4 роки тому +3

      That always kills me 😂😂

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 роки тому +10

      He was fighting Gamblor!

    • @LazurBeemz
      @LazurBeemz 3 місяці тому

      I love that bit because it has nothing to do with smashing the establishment. Dude was probably calling his own family!

  • @Spectans1
    @Spectans1 7 років тому +326

    That's right, Florida is a monster!

    • @CarlMakesItEasy
      @CarlMakesItEasy 7 років тому +10

      lol your avatar makes it funnier cuz it's like the baby turtle is saying it

    • @JorgeMartinez-zg1wj
      @JorgeMartinez-zg1wj 6 років тому +1

      I was gonna ask if that was a shot at Florida, it had to have been right?

    • @fleecemanjenkins6648
      @fleecemanjenkins6648 6 років тому +2

      *floreda

    • @Hlhud
      @Hlhud 4 роки тому +1

      No, Illinois is. :P

    • @rasmus__3371
      @rasmus__3371 4 роки тому +2

      Fyck florida

  • @lusyhognaston3777
    @lusyhognaston3777 4 роки тому +78

    You have to give Homer points for at least trying, he doses his best but he found making a rubber costume really difficult.

    • @silentsmurf
      @silentsmurf 4 роки тому +11

      He did better than I would have. I wouldn’t even know where to start if I had to make that costume.

    • @lusyhognaston3777
      @lusyhognaston3777 4 роки тому +3

      @@silentsmurf Very true.

  • @trevorsanso32
    @trevorsanso32 4 роки тому +20

    i like how marge just easily opens the "barricaded" door

  • @homeyiommi1921
    @homeyiommi1921 6 років тому +22

    1:45 when Homer tosses the shotgun it goes off accidentally. That little joke has GOT to be a John Swartzwelder gag...the early episodes that he wrote are classics, and definitely my favorites, by far.

    • @johnmccarthy4134
      @johnmccarthy4134 7 місяців тому

      Swartzwelder was a great writer… but he didn’t write this one. It was written by Greg Daniels who developed the American version The Office and also co created King of the Hill with Mike Judge. So of course, a guy who helped make great shows was talented enough to write episodes like these. Other episodes that Greg Daniels wrote were Bart Sells His Soul , Homer Badman and also THOH horror segments Devil and Homer Simpson and Time and Punishing.

  • @Snigaty
    @Snigaty 3 роки тому +103

    As a kid, I thought this was funny. As an adult, I realise how sad this episode is. That's the genius of early Simpsons writing.

    • @wjb4578
      @wjb4578 11 місяців тому

      By adulthood, some of us have gone through our own rounds with addiction and can relate with Marge.

  • @crapadopalese
    @crapadopalese 7 років тому +320

    The most subtle joke is at 1:36 when the door actually opens to the outside and the barricade is useless.

    • @girandpiggy95
      @girandpiggy95 7 років тому +34

      all these years and i never realized...

    • @crapadopalese
      @crapadopalese 6 років тому +6

      Fast Forward Videos I don't see any shot showing something else. Perhaps you're seeing the close up shot of the door with a wrong perspective? Also, think about it - how does Marge open the door so easily if it's to the inside? Knowing the Simpsons' writers, they wouldn't gloss over such a detail, definitely when there's a low hanging practical joke they can insert

    • @ButThatsMuhFreeduhm
      @ButThatsMuhFreeduhm 6 років тому +25

      I think the door opening to the inside is only for visual effects.
      That joke with the barricade is intended, the chairs etc, are falling outside of the room.
      The door opening inside is the mistake.

    • @marks6663
      @marks6663 4 роки тому +5

      Door opens to the inside. Watch it again.

    • @crapadopalese
      @crapadopalese 4 роки тому

      @@marks6663 So how does marge open it so easily with all those items blocking it?

  • @Jurassic54Life
    @Jurassic54Life 7 років тому +46

    the fact homer wins the most money and doesn't care has me in tears

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla 6 років тому +14

    The way he kicks in Bart’s door! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hihowareyouthen
      @hihowareyouthen 6 років тому +7

      Always cracks me up, and when he gets right up in Bart's face when he's explaining the imminent threat of the Boogeyman/Boogeymen.

    • @MsCrashbandicoot95
      @MsCrashbandicoot95 3 роки тому +1

      @@hihowareyouthen *Bart screams*

  • @michaelrowand898
    @michaelrowand898 Рік тому +8

    I love that 60 dollars is enough to completely change Homer’s mind

  • @gradualdecay
    @gradualdecay 6 років тому +52

    1:46 I love how the gun goes off

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 3 роки тому +12

    Gamblor is basically mr burns with a dolphin tail and trident lol

  • @lupodelupis3672
    @lupodelupis3672 3 роки тому +19

    Homer scary face when Lisa tells him about the boogeyman is always so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 give to the man who animated that expression an Oscar, a Grammy and a Nobel prize!

  • @alexanderpalm6407
    @alexanderpalm6407 4 роки тому +24

    " If I don't show up in a rubber suit shaped like the state of Florida, I'll be the laughing stock of the whole school!" - A joke that went completely over my head as a kid. Classic Simpsons is brilliant!

    • @andieallison6792
      @andieallison6792 Рік тому +1

      I don't get that one??

    • @petergriscom3431
      @petergriscom3431 Рік тому

      @@andieallison6792 The joke is that wearing a rubber suit shaped like the state of Florida is ridiculous when you think about it.

  • @ShockerTopper
    @ShockerTopper 7 років тому +28

    I love that Homer knows it was stupid lol. The episodes I grew up watching like this made my childhood haha. We would you quote these episodes in elementary school haha

  • @lionelhutz5137
    @lionelhutz5137 7 років тому +108

    1:40 seven shotgun shells on the ground? LOL wtf was Homer shooting at?

    • @Destroyahweapon
      @Destroyahweapon 7 років тому +77

      Lionel Hutz boogeymen and possibly Flanders when he checked to see what was wrong

    • @gocanuckurself1
      @gocanuckurself1 7 років тому +10

      Destroyahweapon legit accurate

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 6 років тому +3

      The door, for some reason.

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 6 років тому +8

      Yeah Marge didn't notice the dead bogeyman laying by the door

    • @Paranormal718
      @Paranormal718 5 років тому +2

      @@Destroyahweapon lmao wow. Dead ass laughed my ass off with that comment

  • @joesyzslak494
    @joesyzslak494 4 роки тому +8

    I've counted at least three times now including this episode where homer has pointed a gun directly at Marge's face.

  • @adellethompson9615
    @adellethompson9615 3 роки тому +2

    I call him Gamblor!!! Has me in stitches ever time

  • @philasyr
    @philasyr 7 років тому +69

    I'm so glad there are other people who find this so funny. You are all wonderful individuals.

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 6 років тому +1

      When I first saw this I thought you said worthless
      I was pleasantly surprised when I double checked

    • @ugoewulonu4936
      @ugoewulonu4936 5 років тому +1

      @philastine Well right back at’cha!

  • @lbboardingb3356
    @lbboardingb3356 7 років тому +38

    so many amazing moments in just 4 minutes

  • @EtherForce
    @EtherForce 2 місяці тому +8

    0:39 lol nowadays they just plop some problem gambling pamphlets on a wall XD

  • @friedrichjunzt
    @friedrichjunzt Рік тому +10

    Now, after the term "Florida Man" has become a meme even here in Germany, I appreciate these Simpson Cartoons even more!

  • @MedicTF2-lx8ne
    @MedicTF2-lx8ne 6 місяців тому +4

    a really underrated joke in this episode is when homer grabs a phone from someone on a call and just says "cant talk now" and keeps running. had me in tears

  • @DivineAtheistWannabe
    @DivineAtheistWannabe 4 роки тому +18

    "I dreamed the boogeyman was after me...."
    "ARRRRGGGGHHHHH Boogeyman!!!"

  • @Delvirus84
    @Delvirus84 3 роки тому +5

    The shotgun going off when Homer throws it down, nice touch 🤣

  • @leonli844
    @leonli844 Рік тому +6

    It's interesting that they show Marge's vulnerabilities through addiction (alcohol in one episode and gambling here) since there's a huge genetic component to it and her sisters are addicted to smoking

  • @Logan-zp8bi
    @Logan-zp8bi 3 роки тому +14

    Lisa is ungrateful, that is the most accurate florida costume I've ever seen. He matched even the grayish brown color of the land due to the extreme heat and waste everywhere.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +8

    Well, Looks like Florida to me

  • @albert.escobar31
    @albert.escobar31 8 років тому +92

    nice edit, condensed episode with the jokes!

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 2 роки тому +5

    Since I was a kid I couldn't wait to have children of my own to recreate the boogeyman scene

  • @petterblakk
    @petterblakk 3 роки тому +3

    I love how the shotgun goes off when he throws it. Something about the timing of that joke is so perfect.

  • @veryinactiveukmapping
    @veryinactiveukmapping 4 роки тому +8

    this episode produced some of the Simpsons' best scenes

  • @pengwin_
    @pengwin_ 3 роки тому +4

    the Gamblor line is EASILY in the top 10 best simpson quotes.

  • @iyerviking
    @iyerviking 6 років тому +4

    The way he’s animated when he says I call him gamblor. Perfection.

  • @ma3mc3mu-X
    @ma3mc3mu-X 4 роки тому +15

    3:35 That _"What?!"_ Sounded like she did nothing wrong and remains guiltless as the modern seasons portrayed her.

  • @EfficientTrout
    @EfficientTrout Рік тому +2

    "No No! That's too expensive! Just promised me you quit gambling."

  • @Mauricekaip
    @Mauricekaip 5 років тому +10

    “We are required to ask every 75 hours.”

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 2 місяці тому +1

    So sweet of Homer to validate Lisa’s fears like that.