Daz Watches Ultimate Cringe
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- Опубліковано 19 січ 2019
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Yaaaas
Thank you daz I just got sent one so thanks for the heads up
ok
Thanks daz
I love u by the way
fun fact: the girl who interviewed steve actually asked what he thought about sex before marriage and his response had NOTHING to do with the question haha
😂😂😂 omg!!
Like Breanna’s comment so Daz can see it!
Seriously?!
I always do that when I haven’t studied for an interrogation but try to say something anyways
@@philipprsa7755 same HAHA
“And you can’t kill a person with no body”
*Murder rate goes down 100%*
Lmao
Corona decimated!
Yessssss
Lol
Kagu. good point
When he said “everybody give it up for Professor Snape!” I laughed harder than Daz did
Yup. Lemme just say, I might've hexed him...
HE CALLED TOM, MY *TWIN* ARROGANT.
Same here
I lost it before daz did
Steve has a fair point though “you can’t kill someone with no body”
That's cause they're already dead
@@kristinaalexander276 no shit sherlock
@@kristinaalexander276 How can you die when you're dead?
@@caitthecat nvm
*"im a nobody and you cant kill someone with no body"*
-Steve spearos
Um.. Arya Stark *Mic drop*
He is meeeeeeee
I need that on a shirt asap
@@kristie3238 Did you see my bag??
@@n994s7 huh? 😅
Roses are red,
Violets are lame,
Daz has no disk space,
And Linda's to blame.
Mi new favorite love saying
Perfect!!
@Apricot_bitch thanks
SkyGamer I’m offended my name is violet😑
@@bearthepearbearthepear7077 ...
“WHY becuase i have sunglasses and I’m weird”
-Steve from humberside
Underrated comment 👏 💀
(easygoing)
Edward Scissorhands: “ you dont know what it’s like to walk to class-” Daz: “pppttt” Edward Scissorhands: “ to be called professor Snape” Daz: “ AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH😂🤣”
You got the quote completely wrong
“I’m a nobody...and you can’t kill a person with no body”
Quote of the year 👏👏👏
Lol
How 2 Logic 101
YES STEVE ✨😭😭 SO INSPIRATIONAL 👏🏻👏🏻🤩🤩🥳🥳
The person on tic tok with no body:😔
LMAO
Quote of the year:
"I'm a nobody and you can't kill a person with no body."
@Ava Grisdale oml yes
Steve
"Why am I afraid"
"I'm not afraid"
"I'm afraid of the boogie man"
@@Aero--115 lol
That’s gonna be my senior quote
“I’m a nobody. And you can’t kill a person with no body.”
My new senior quote.
“Those who know me…I’m a nobody understand? And you can’t kill a person with no- body” Steve is an absolute legend!
THE DRAMATIC SCENE WITH THE GOLDEN BUZZER WAS PRICELESS
we need to get daz on x factor 🚫
🧢
Itz Ellaa daz factor
@@ellad4282 IKR HE'S FABULOUS!!!
Ikr!
@Vesible - DEVX wait doesnt he have a wife?-
"Everybody give it up for professor Snape." OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD LMFAOO
SAME PLS😭✋ THE FACT IM A POTTERHEAD MADE IT SM FUNNIER
Same😂😂😂😂😂
Same. I’m such a terrible person
Same
@@ronweasleysgf SAME LMAO
"Go skydive into a volcano."
I'm stealing that
Ranboo.
That's all I have to say, *Ranboo*
"IM A NOBODY, AND YOU CANT KILL SOMEONE WITH NO BODY"
"Whos the boogyman, FIGURE IT OUT"
A wise man once said
"I'm a nobody. And you can't kill a person with no body."
That man was none other than Steve Spiros.
And his wise words spread to the world of Daz Black
U P o o p o o O n M y F l o o r
I’m the 730th like
Daily_Ph0t0s_0f_B0mbp0p _ and we’re moving
I HyperKookie I noice
I’m a no body
And you can’t kill a person with no body😂😂😂
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Thanks Dazzzzzzzz you’re the best of the best❤️❤️✌️your channel has grown so big it’s amazing- keep being you🙏
But you can kill a no by making it into a yes
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
6,458,971 Views lol good one
@@angryduck48 yesn't body
“That’s not cringey that’s funny 😆” computer says low disk space “ that’s not funny 😐”
Daz: I tried not to laugh I tried
Me: **Wheezing in the corner**
*For all of those people that called me a sleep walker*
*I WOKE UP!!*
*And now I'm going back to sleep*
Mood 😂
Me. Just me
Famous words that I say every morning
Goodnight 👌👌👌
Mood. 😂😂
"I'M A NOBODY, YOU UNDERSTAND?
AND YOU CAN'T KILL A PERSON WITH NO BODY!"
Ashley Rinamon Hello Kingdom Hearts
If you don't get that reference, Kingdom Hearts has enemies and characters called Nobodies
Me : not laughing 😐
Daz : bursts out in laughter
Me: laughing so much I’m crying 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I'm honestly glad I'm not the only one who lost it when he laughs
its true as fuck tho
@@thelegendaryme Yea It Is
9:47 this is the epidemy of Portuguese comedy, you can even here her wisper "tá muito alto", meaning " it's too loud" 😂 i swear i love this lady
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Low disk space is bacc
wolfgang 0916 XDDD
wolfgang 0916 Love that 👌🏼
😂😂😂😂😂
"Go skydive into a volcano!"
- Edward Scissor Hands/ Kong Fu Panda/ Prof. Snape
He’s here to teach us about potions 🤣
Don't forget Joseph Joestar
I does at the Snape one
He reminds me of onion man
anthony padildo is havin one of those days
Daz: *Playing a rip off of candy crush and having a really fun time*
His brain: god I fucking hate my life
"He's our substitute teacher, he's here to teach us about POTIONS! he's from Hogwarts." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I HATE JOSH MAN!
😂😂😂
ROTFL ☠
Daz: That’s no cringy that’s funny-
exe.annoying low disc space
Daz: That’s not funny...
GachaGirl YT 😂😂😂
OMG 😂
I swear daz has the best laugh on UA-cam😂
Oh, yes! He should bottled it and sell it as merch. His bank account will burst!
He dose
FZ ANTONIO R His laugh makes me laugh and I don’t even find the video funny. It’s contagious. 😂
He is contesting with Cryaotic
Personally, I loved his laugh way more when he was impersonating Stampy 😂
"Everybody give it up for Professor Snape" I laughed for at least 5 minutes.
when the titanic music starts playing,
*you know it's serious*
“And you can’t kill a person with no body”
wHEN I TELL YOU I DIED-
But you can't kill a person with no body so.... how did you die
@@river4346 ...
@Tenley Bleu Dude it’s just a joke.
@Tenley Bleu are you a male?
@Tenley Bleu asking that for a reason.
Steve sparrow: *breathes*
Daz: *dies of laughter*
This was me too tbh
TheGlitchBell yeah same!
bruh its steve spiro
Laughing in unison with Daz feels so normal, it’s like I’m in a call with my friends and laughing at funny videos
Me: *doesn’t laugh at the cringe stuff*
Daz: *laughs hysterically at the video*
Me: *falls about laughing*
Anyone else relate or is it just me 😭😂
Yes the Edward scissor hands got me when he died i died bruh😭😭😂
I Relate
“You know me, Steve Spiros”
“sTeVe!”
I died.
"I am a nobody, and you can't kill someone with no body."
I spat out my cereal.
"Everyone give it up for professor snape."
I spat out my orange juice.
And i am still pissing myself laughing, help me 😂
Imogen Leng you have committed a crime.
WHO EATS CEREAL THEN DRINK ORANGE JUICE!?
@@quit.8900
WHAT IF HE EATS HIS CEREAL WITH ORANGE JUICE ??!!?!
@@averagecartoonfan3519 NO.
@@quit.8900 YES.
Honestly his laugh is all we need in this world 😂
daz is trying his hardest to make it look like he likes the sponsored game XD
omg ikr
*That's just how mafia works.*
That doesnt make any sense LOL
@@dianaschwerin9812 lol
@@zorls no
@@drmg735 yes
Shut
roses are red violets are blue the actual video starts at 3:02
Thank you!
Roses are red violets are blue this world needs more heros just like you.
Thank you my comrade
@@krackajackz lmao
Ben Lesczynski 😂😂😂
11:38 when there’s a serial killer in the parking lot next to me and I’m trying to get in my car.
7:32 🤣this poor girl's like.... "i asked you *one* question... and now im terrified"
"I'M NOT AFRAID"
*a second later*
"I'M AFRAID OF THE BOOGEYMAN"
WHOS THE BOOGEYMAN? YOU FIGURE IT OUT!
Eminem intensifies
Snap back to reality
My mum: you can't hear a picture
Me: *looks at Daz thumbnails*
Lmao 😂
K C yessss
Loool
AHA
This comment is underrated😂
me: doesn’t laugh or cringe at the video shown
also me: starts dying with laughter at daz as soon as he starts talking
13:05 next thing you know they are takeing off thare pants
me: *tries not to laugh*
daz: *laughs hysterically*
me: *starts laughing to*
WE WANT LOW DISK SPACE MERCH 🙏🙏😩💕
Omg wtf why so many likes jeenie mac 🤭❤️
Yaaaass
It’s coming out
Just get a messed computer
Ava Williams hell yeaa
I'd buy it, because I literally have the same problem Daz does. So it'd be like my own life merch, "because I'm weird!". lol
Something you could say, but shouldn't, to an emo:
"Everybody give it up for Professor Snape!"
Don't do it people.
Steve is amazing 😭😭
“ skydive into a volcano “
“ be called Edward Scissor Hands / Kung Fu Panda “
Most of the videos he reacted to I wouldn't even bother to chuckle at if it wasn't for Daz's laugh lol
Same, I used to always laugh at those videos, but after a while you've just seen most of them and they're not funny anymore, but when Daz laughs at them it's so contagious that I've got 10 minutes of good laughter.
@@lenac.4192 Right? 😂😂
Ikr??
We need to see more of Steve! We’re still waiting on that Daz and Steve collab!
I was struggling with a BPD manic episode recently, I watched this and laughed for the first time in around a week I can't thank you enough ❤
EvErYbOdY GiVe It Up FoR PrOfESsOr SnApE
I'd take that as a compliment ngl-
Rip 😓
Snape
Snape
Severus snape
@WatchDox Ron Ron Ron Weasley.
@@ellie_ibarra111 hermione
You can’t kill a person with nObOdy
7:35 that guy is my brain if I just opened my mouth and let it talk freely with no thought to it.
6:37 girl was just awkwardly holding the microphone and smiling 😂😭
Walks into class late
Hello Professor Snape
Daz: has a seizure
If i'm going to be like 100% honest, I NEVER laugh at the video. I always laugh when daz does.
Yeap that's about right
y e a p
Jooonah that's me man
true true
Ik his laugh gets me 😂
9:00 when your about to open your Christmas presents and you know you got a PS5
I have watched this so many times just for Steve, and to watch Daz laugh uncontrollably because of Steve
"Because you can't kill a person with no body!"
-Steve
"Professor Snape he's our substitute teacher" 😂😂😂 your laugh kills me every time 😂😂😂
"Everybody give it up for professor Snape." OMG I CANT HAHA
OMG IKKKKKK👁️👄👁️😂👍
This is the only youtube channel where I genuinely laugh😂😂 He's just awesome ✨
*TIME FOR A LOW DISC SPACE PARTYyYy-*
Yes let's go bro also bring some tea in that party dude
TIME FOR A TEA PARTtTtTYYYyYYYyy
Time for a tea party
@Beasly hello
I liked to make it 666 😏
Omg I pissed myself from laughing so hard from “professor snape”
Um 😐... Chile anyways
Same 🤣🤣 I tried not too but I couldn't
As a Potterhead I died💀
@@ellie_ibarra111 OML SAAMMEEEE
dxdddddd
i love how daz is famous for just being himself. god it’s amazing
from 8:10 onwards, I was crying with laughter, not at the videos, at daz's jokes
“Don’t answer...let it ring.” 😳
I know, right? Lmao
@@73_vincent i would've died lmfao
My new life moto:
"I'm a nobody, and you can't kill a person with no body"
lmaoo
As an overwatch player my eyes went directly to the soldier 76 hat DAZ is wearing at the beginning of the video
It’s not the people on the videos that make it funny it’s daz,these videos are amazing
8:52 GIVE IT UP FOR PROFESSOR SNAPE!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve never laughed harder
It gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂
*always*
If people called me Professor Snape I'd be grateful 😂😂
dude i feel bad that hes getting teased for being himself and stuff but i wheezed the whole time as soon as he said edward scissorhands and kung fu panda but that professor snape one got me good because i started to rewatch all the harry potter movies and it reminded me of that
who’s professor snape ?
Emma White a professor at Hogwarts. The school of Harry Potter.
I would be happy too until the snake got in his ass!
Ikr 😂😂😂 complement or what
I absolutely love that daz laughed at a Portuguese meme
Daz: I tried not to laugh I really did
Also him:AHHHAHHAHHHHAAAAAAAHAAAA
Daz: “that’s funny”
*low disk space*
Daz: that’s not funny
omg XD
daz - *does anything*
computer- LOW DISK SPACE
Somebody make a compilation of just Daz laughing
daz calls it “try not to laugh to the most cringiest videos” but then throughout mostly everyone of them hes laughing😭😭
Daz: *exists*
Computer: LoW diSk SpAcE
Blue Pengu im bout to end this man’s whole career
FxA
Daz's laugh makes everything a hundred times funnier
It really be like that
Gurpreet Singh Matharoo ikr
Honestly, if somebody called me Edward Scissorhands I would love that. Edward is a polite boi and we love him.
'' everyone give it up for professor snape! '' AS A POTTER HEAD I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF
WHERE IS THE LOW DISC SPACE MERCH
🗣
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
mitochondria and chickens IKR
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
There's not enough disk space for them
"I think that was the most awkward handshake of all time"
Pewdiepie: Hold my beer
"Hold my Gfuel"
Hold my bitch lasagne
nah, JackSepticEye
No its hold my n word
omnomdom 🤣🤣
Daz made this not cringe cause I was dying of laughter the WHOLE TIME 😭
I was eating when Steve said you can’t kill a person with no body and almost died LOL 😂
"ARE THEY PLAYING THE ORGAN WITH THEIR FACE" IT'S MIDNIGHT AND IM PISSING MYSELF GJJJJGHHFJGJGJGGG
As an emo I’m not sure if I should be laughing at that emo one 😂
You're telling me lmoa, I felt bad but equally found it funny. Emo's forever tho!!! I hope you're doing well though!!! :D
@@ryaneagle1201 imagine being emo
@@kiiwii4633 Imagine not liking someone based on how they dress or what they listen too.
@@ryaneagle1201 imagine being emo
Sure u can definitely Laugh,
There is a difference between mocking someones hideous makeup verses their body weight or shape of their nose,
U literally choose too wear that awful makeup in a public place every morning, u do that to urself, its intentional, so be a man, and own ur sh!t, why YOU can wear anything u want but the can't laugh at anything they want?!!!
Its not fair
*Me drinking while watching daz*
Daz: starts laughing
Me: starts wheezing while drinking
Me: almost choked
“Why?..because I have sunglasses and I’m weird” 😂I mean atleast he’s honest
Daz: I’m trying not to laugh
Daz 3 seconds later: throws head back and bursts into laughter
Yo I just thought of something
What if daz got a dog called Linda and every time he yelled LINDA!!! The dog would come running
Omg we need this
How do you call a dog a human name? "Yeah I'm just taking Linda out for a walk"
My cousins dogs name is the same name is me
It’s actually not as bad as it seems
We just come at the same times
@@austinator1387 What kind of parents call their child Austinator 13?
You’d be surprised lol
5:55 omg 🤣💀Steve! Yes omg I couldn’t breathe. Daz’s laugh gives me life!
“And you walk into class late..”
Daz: *PHHP*