APPLE DECLARES THEY ARE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ON EARTHIN INSANE NEW VIDEO
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2023
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In the video they discussed how they wanted to remove all the carbon from the atmosphere in 10 years, which is a totally normal thing to say and wouldnt kill everything and everything on the planet, you understanders of photosynthesis just dont understand.
Oh and we discuss heelsvsbabyface starfield pronouns meltdown and hasanabi getting ripped off by mexicans because hes rich. - Розваги
Looks like Mother Nature is eating
more than just the bugs
Pizzas mainly
How about the dumbass who was saying all of "nature's" lines, but doesn't understand how mulching leaves works
Fucking gold. They found a planet to play mother nature lmfao
Very soon the narrative will shift to: "climate change IS man made, we MUST intensify weather manipulation programs!"
Normies will be like - whaaat, you were messing with the climate all along? And they'll be like - OF COURSE, FOR YOUR GOOD! 🤕
YUP clowd see ding
This is one of your best. I had to watch it twice.
I wish apple hadn't delayed it for a week and let me post it when it was a trending news story!
I couldnt depict a personification of Mother Nature as less sympathetic even if I try.
Why do they want me to hate Mother Nature?
Welp, at least now we know why we never heard anything about a "Father Nature" being in the picture! We need to cut her some slack, it couldn't be easy raising all those trees on her own.
did you just assume her gender?
@@presidentbenjaminfranklin7207 Damn, U got me! I must do better!!
He went out for milk and cigs a millennium ago.....
UA-cam is getting rusty if this don't get banned, it's Too honest and funny
They already delayed the video by a week with a false copyright claim!
@@CoolHandJamesI got to see it before it was banned 😂
Yeah, I've never understood how removing the thing that plants eat and produce CO2 is gonna save the planet. Maybe I'm just too poor to understand it.
I love when white collar people write bits like this and have no idea how any of this works.
Bro it's tough being a COOL HAND JAMES too yet some people don't complain- that's why I lubs yew
I mean...say what you want about Az, but his overt "passion" aside, he does make a point about escapism in entertainment being next to non-existent due to current year ideology mandating that somehow in any way, "the message" must be somehow preached or heard in any/all manner, whether in film, music, literature, games, etc., and it is just all so tiresome.
...Also, the fact Apple made this commercial without remotely thinking about not only how much greenery exists on Earth in comparison to 30/50 years ago, but also that "Mutha Naychuh" didn't need Photosynthesis explained to her when one of the dumbass Apple employees then said "we gunna remoof awwll carbon outta da atmosphurr" *WITHOUT EVEN FLINCHING* is so blatantly r'arded that I almost _ascended_ into Buddha-like enlightenment out of a combination of anger, horror, and confusion at that very moment in time.
Truly, Apple is "the company of all time", as mentally damaged people would put it. 😑
Excellent vid as always, man
OMG 🤮🤮🤮
I LOVE James. Witty bastard, lol
Every new iPhone is made from a meteor that passed through the rings of Saturn. I saw it on their TV commercial !
Mother nature looks like burnt jabba the Hutt? Huh
This had me 😂
....aaaaand it costs How Much Carbon Footprint Electricity to Air Condition your Apple Mothership that is bigger than a GayPentagon ?
Awesome!
Do the people who make this crap actually BELIEVE it? Or is this some sort of occult mockery ritual?
Also... 2:52 --- Two hands desperately reaching out for help.
Don't forget about the new ice age scare of the 70s.
No, Babyface's rant is well deserved. It gets very irritating to constantly see. And he is absolutely right.
Lol, rememner that guy who killed himself because ChatGPT told him it was the best way to mitigate climate change?
Chat GPT is based
Oh come on, AZ' "vidya gam" rants are spectacular and lead to hilarious memage.
Oh yeah he is a primo lolcow, no doubt!
Crapple 🚽
Kill me now.
Needs more... androgyny.
Yeah, they didn't do all the muh inclusion
Kind of a weird take on Heelvsbabyface rant (that he did after playing the game for couple of hours), but the rest of a video was pretty good.
Yeah he was so outraged about it all he made a multiple part playthrough for griftbux! Consooming the products you say you hate will really show them!
@@CoolHandJames Oh, don't get me wrong. I don't defend buying. I simply found it a little off. But if your argument is: "he can't bemoan what he bought and shows off for others to (potentially) buy" then I wholeheartedly agree with you.
My argument is what I said in the video, pronouns are cringe and ghey, but a huge soy meltdown over them is cringer and gheyer
@@CoolHandJames Thanks for clarifying. I simply found the rant funny and didn't think much more about it.
I found the rant very funny as well!
hey dude. Leave AZ alone. We watch him for the meltdowns and the insults just lke with batwoman. Thats what i pwould pay for if i did, But well....free entertainment.
No
So I got to see this video when you released it, but then it was taken down because of Apple's complaint. What happened? Did you appeal and win or did you have to change the video some? Screw crapple.
I won the appeal, because it was obvously fair use of their stupid commercial lol
@@CoolHandJames Good. Glad you fought and won. F apple and F keffals.
love the forced diversity.
Your takes are getting worse by the day. Looks like this is where I unsub.
Bye soy!
@@CoolHandJames Cya troon.
Sorry I don't tailor my videos to agree with everything you think for money, like certain fat grifters, I really am!
@@CoolHandJames What a tool bro, your content is so funny how could anyone complain about something you said, then disliked and pout about it in the comments. Maybe this commenting jagoff kettls mini-me clone can find himself a cruising queen down Soho in Hyde Park and choke out on the fellatio so he can't vomit stupid sh!t comments on your hilariously funny content.
The people sucked in by the right wing griftsphere are way more insane than leftists if you say something about their internet dads, Ive found lol