APPLE DECLARES THEY ARE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ON EARTHIN INSANE NEW VIDEO

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  • Опубліковано 19 вер 2023
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    In the video they discussed how they wanted to remove all the carbon from the atmosphere in 10 years, which is a totally normal thing to say and wouldnt kill everything and everything on the planet, you understanders of photosynthesis just dont understand.
    Oh and we discuss heelsvsbabyface starfield pronouns meltdown and hasanabi getting ripped off by mexicans because hes rich.
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  • @norwoodwildlife9849
    @norwoodwildlife9849 8 місяців тому +12

    Looks like Mother Nature is eating
    more than just the bugs

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  8 місяців тому +6

      Pizzas mainly

    • @jonathanryan2915
      @jonathanryan2915 8 місяців тому

      How about the dumbass who was saying all of "nature's" lines, but doesn't understand how mulching leaves works

  • @jelly-man3331
    @jelly-man3331 8 місяців тому +8

    Fucking gold. They found a planet to play mother nature lmfao

  • @Sannidor
    @Sannidor 8 місяців тому +9

    Very soon the narrative will shift to: "climate change IS man made, we MUST intensify weather manipulation programs!"
    Normies will be like - whaaat, you were messing with the climate all along? And they'll be like - OF COURSE, FOR YOUR GOOD! 🤕

  • @darkstar92772
    @darkstar92772 8 місяців тому +4

    This is one of your best. I had to watch it twice.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  8 місяців тому

      I wish apple hadn't delayed it for a week and let me post it when it was a trending news story!

  • @ottersirotten4290
    @ottersirotten4290 8 місяців тому +4

    I couldnt depict a personification of Mother Nature as less sympathetic even if I try.
    Why do they want me to hate Mother Nature?

  • @jimmyp410
    @jimmyp410 8 місяців тому +6

    Welp, at least now we know why we never heard anything about a "Father Nature" being in the picture! We need to cut her some slack, it couldn't be easy raising all those trees on her own.

    • @presidentbenjaminfranklin7207
      @presidentbenjaminfranklin7207 8 місяців тому +3

      did you just assume her gender?

    • @jimmyp410
      @jimmyp410 8 місяців тому +2

      @@presidentbenjaminfranklin7207 Damn, U got me! I must do better!!

    • @ungenerationed9022
      @ungenerationed9022 8 місяців тому +3

      He went out for milk and cigs a millennium ago.....

  • @ceegee3664
    @ceegee3664 8 місяців тому +6

    UA-cam is getting rusty if this don't get banned, it's Too honest and funny

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  8 місяців тому +5

      They already delayed the video by a week with a false copyright claim!

    • @jonathanryan2915
      @jonathanryan2915 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@CoolHandJamesI got to see it before it was banned 😂

  • @jbellflower83
    @jbellflower83 4 місяці тому +2

    Yeah, I've never understood how removing the thing that plants eat and produce CO2 is gonna save the planet. Maybe I'm just too poor to understand it.

  • @jonathanryan2915
    @jonathanryan2915 8 місяців тому +3

    I love when white collar people write bits like this and have no idea how any of this works.

  • @DSPHistoricalSociety
    @DSPHistoricalSociety 8 місяців тому +5

    Bro it's tough being a COOL HAND JAMES too yet some people don't complain- that's why I lubs yew

  • @TeamBelmont91
    @TeamBelmont91 8 місяців тому +4

    I mean...say what you want about Az, but his overt "passion" aside, he does make a point about escapism in entertainment being next to non-existent due to current year ideology mandating that somehow in any way, "the message" must be somehow preached or heard in any/all manner, whether in film, music, literature, games, etc., and it is just all so tiresome.
    ...Also, the fact Apple made this commercial without remotely thinking about not only how much greenery exists on Earth in comparison to 30/50 years ago, but also that "Mutha Naychuh" didn't need Photosynthesis explained to her when one of the dumbass Apple employees then said "we gunna remoof awwll carbon outta da atmosphurr" *WITHOUT EVEN FLINCHING* is so blatantly r'arded that I almost _ascended_ into Buddha-like enlightenment out of a combination of anger, horror, and confusion at that very moment in time.
    Truly, Apple is "the company of all time", as mentally damaged people would put it. 😑

  • @mathphysicsnerd
    @mathphysicsnerd 8 місяців тому +1

    Excellent vid as always, man

  • @johnnymidas5879
    @johnnymidas5879 8 місяців тому +4

    OMG 🤮🤮🤮

  • @mlm1088
    @mlm1088 8 місяців тому +1

    I LOVE James. Witty bastard, lol

  • @petergozinya6122
    @petergozinya6122 8 місяців тому

    Every new iPhone is made from a meteor that passed through the rings of Saturn. I saw it on their TV commercial !

  • @manwithaporpoiseYTsucksD
    @manwithaporpoiseYTsucksD 8 місяців тому +1

    Mother nature looks like burnt jabba the Hutt? Huh

  • @UserBeenBanned
    @UserBeenBanned 8 місяців тому +1

    This had me 😂

  • @truthveritas8730
    @truthveritas8730 8 місяців тому +2

    ....aaaaand it costs How Much Carbon Footprint Electricity to Air Condition your Apple Mothership that is bigger than a GayPentagon ?

  • @CaliAAA72
    @CaliAAA72 8 місяців тому

    Awesome!

  • @CommunityGuidelines
    @CommunityGuidelines 8 місяців тому +3

    Do the people who make this crap actually BELIEVE it? Or is this some sort of occult mockery ritual?
    Also... 2:52 --- Two hands desperately reaching out for help.

  • @powercage
    @powercage 8 місяців тому

    Don't forget about the new ice age scare of the 70s.

  • @huntergman8338
    @huntergman8338 3 місяці тому

    No, Babyface's rant is well deserved. It gets very irritating to constantly see. And he is absolutely right.

  • @wilfordgray1163
    @wilfordgray1163 8 місяців тому +2

    Lol, rememner that guy who killed himself because ChatGPT told him it was the best way to mitigate climate change?

  • @mikeforester3963
    @mikeforester3963 3 місяці тому

    Oh come on, AZ' "vidya gam" rants are spectacular and lead to hilarious memage.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  3 місяці тому

      Oh yeah he is a primo lolcow, no doubt!

  • @manu3281
    @manu3281 8 місяців тому

    Crapple 🚽

  • @kbear8293
    @kbear8293 8 місяців тому +3

    Kill me now.

  • @NOFX0890
    @NOFX0890 8 місяців тому +3

    Needs more... androgyny.

    • @jonathanryan2915
      @jonathanryan2915 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, they didn't do all the muh inclusion

  • @Matriarchator
    @Matriarchator 8 місяців тому +1

    Kind of a weird take on Heelvsbabyface rant (that he did after playing the game for couple of hours), but the rest of a video was pretty good.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  8 місяців тому

      Yeah he was so outraged about it all he made a multiple part playthrough for griftbux! Consooming the products you say you hate will really show them!

    • @Matriarchator
      @Matriarchator 8 місяців тому +1

      @@CoolHandJames Oh, don't get me wrong. I don't defend buying. I simply found it a little off. But if your argument is: "he can't bemoan what he bought and shows off for others to (potentially) buy" then I wholeheartedly agree with you.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  8 місяців тому +1

      My argument is what I said in the video, pronouns are cringe and ghey, but a huge soy meltdown over them is cringer and gheyer

    • @Matriarchator
      @Matriarchator 8 місяців тому

      @@CoolHandJames Thanks for clarifying. I simply found the rant funny and didn't think much more about it.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  8 місяців тому

      I found the rant very funny as well!

  • @diegokaqui60
    @diegokaqui60 8 місяців тому +1

    hey dude. Leave AZ alone. We watch him for the meltdowns and the insults just lke with batwoman. Thats what i pwould pay for if i did, But well....free entertainment.

  • @cakekomo
    @cakekomo 8 місяців тому

    So I got to see this video when you released it, but then it was taken down because of Apple's complaint. What happened? Did you appeal and win or did you have to change the video some? Screw crapple.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  8 місяців тому +1

      I won the appeal, because it was obvously fair use of their stupid commercial lol

    • @cakekomo
      @cakekomo 8 місяців тому +1

      @@CoolHandJames Good. Glad you fought and won. F apple and F keffals.

  • @jnever9768
    @jnever9768 8 місяців тому +1

    love the forced diversity.

  • @lIllIlllIlIllIlllIlIllIlllIl
    @lIllIlllIlIllIlllIlIllIlllIl 8 місяців тому +2

    Your takes are getting worse by the day. Looks like this is where I unsub.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  8 місяців тому +3

      Bye soy!

    • @lIllIlllIlIllIlllIlIllIlllIl
      @lIllIlllIlIllIlllIlIllIlllIl 8 місяців тому +1

      @@CoolHandJames Cya troon.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  8 місяців тому +1

      Sorry I don't tailor my videos to agree with everything you think for money, like certain fat grifters, I really am!

    • @bigslinking
      @bigslinking 8 місяців тому +1

      @@CoolHandJames What a tool bro, your content is so funny how could anyone complain about something you said, then disliked and pout about it in the comments. Maybe this commenting jagoff kettls mini-me clone can find himself a cruising queen down Soho in Hyde Park and choke out on the fellatio so he can't vomit stupid sh!t comments on your hilariously funny content.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  8 місяців тому +2

      The people sucked in by the right wing griftsphere are way more insane than leftists if you say something about their internet dads, Ive found lol