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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @vansdan.
    @vansdan. 4 роки тому +7241

    ever notice how you never see ants and microsoft in the same room?

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 4 роки тому +160

      Except on the credits for antz

    • @kake2978
      @kake2978 3 роки тому +17

      🤯

    • @theamazingguy150
      @theamazingguy150 3 роки тому +78

      Also noticed how ants sometimes go inside your Xbox.

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 3 роки тому +30

      Simple. Microsoft is run by a DVD copy of Antz, just sitting in a chair.

    • @shrekt8386
      @shrekt8386 3 роки тому +3

      You do. Just look at the execs.

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii 6 років тому +40631

    Now Nintendo is charging money to play Online.
    Thank You Microsoft.

    • @Migot1993
      @Migot1993 6 років тому +509

      so if Nintendo want money for multip[layer so for me Nintendo is that same company what MS.

    • @swaggirlgamer69
      @swaggirlgamer69 6 років тому +792

      atleast it isn't fucking 50 months a nanosecond and their servers actually work

    • @geoleavitt10
      @geoleavitt10 6 років тому +1200

      It's only $20 a year, includes cloud saves, and a wide, growing selection of NES games with online multiplayer. Beats XBox's $20 a month that was in place last I checked.

    • @HolyPetRel
      @HolyPetRel 6 років тому +216

      @@geoleavitt10 oh and also snes games, and probably more console titles as well.

    • @germandragon8664
      @germandragon8664 6 років тому +246

      My Problem with Nintendo is that how they try to kill all traces of the Wii U with the "Switch".
      First of all: the ports from the wii u to the switch.
      Kid: Dad, why does every game has "deluxe edition" written all over it?
      Dad: Do you want the game now which is the same game of an console nobody wants talk about none reason, just with new content which could have been practical as an 10 Dollars DLC?
      Second: Why the hell are the newest Title so frking boring, still so overhyped?
      Odyssey and BotW were like so empty (dispite being open world level) and not really benefictial at all for the main story,
      Fifa? Underflail(got to admit, the music is cool)? FARTNITE?!!?!?!
      Third: minor things.
      Look at the Wii U, in the menu you are getting greeted by a frking Mii you have created,
      many other miis from other players rush in to fill the empty Menu, then the Options, Icons, Games, ETC
      pops in.(When you have your birthday set, the wii U even gratulates you with a rebate coupon)
      And the Switch?
      I felt like they copy/pasted the nintendo DS menu just enlarged HD texture.

  • @Paul-dh3cg
    @Paul-dh3cg 4 роки тому +2625

    I always forget that this was made in 2015 until he says
    “ but it’s 2015 now”

  • @jacksonbell3458
    @jacksonbell3458 6 місяців тому +734

    This video continues to age like fine wine

    • @Dungeon00X
      @Dungeon00X 5 місяців тому +10

      It sure does 😂

    • @krazykatz97_1
      @krazykatz97_1 5 місяців тому +27

      i love being spied on by my operating system when im talking in the group chat 😁😄

    • @justicejuiced262
      @justicejuiced262 5 місяців тому +4

      @@krazykatz97_1my group calls it our ps5 guy, and we frequently catch ourselves saying some shit even the ps5 guy would be ashamed of. Not alerted, just ashamed😂😂😂

    • @krazykatz97_1
      @krazykatz97_1 5 місяців тому

      @@justicejuiced262 ☠☠💀😭

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 2 місяці тому

      512

  • @MadShenans
    @MadShenans 3 роки тому +10302

    5 years and 14M views later...I wonder if it was worth taking 2 months of donkley’s rent?!

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 роки тому +180

      u think michaelsoft cares?

    • @Surl9596
      @Surl9596 3 роки тому +199

      @@alazyman7283 I mean that’s not much money relatively speaking and this video has been seen by millions so they did this to themselves

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 роки тому +23

      @3rd Way does this video make less people to buy xbox?No!U still buy xbox because ur friends have them

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 роки тому +32

      @3rd Way this amount of damage means nothing to michalesoft

    • @Camustang
      @Camustang 3 роки тому +27

      @3rd Way You don't have to be crazy to think this video didn't hurt them. In absolute terms, maybe it hurt them. In relative terms, it really didn't.
      But even in absolute terms, people watch Dunkey's videos for a laugh. If you seriously think a significant amount of people watched this video and thought "Oh yeah, that's it, a company did something terrible to Dunkey, I'm going to boycott them on his behalf" then you have some interesting notions about human behaviour. Most people are familiar with the idea that big companies are simply shady. It doesn't mean they do anything about it. They watch, laugh, and move on. Especially if the video isn't a call to action, and it's not.
      Even if you wanted to do anything, what would it be? Unless you're a mac user, you're not going to boycott their OS (admittedly if you're a mac user, you were already boycotting their OS). Unless your friends don't have a Xbox, you're not going to boytcott that, either. So what are you going to boycott, really? Nothing, as I see it.
      Microsoft has stakes in so many things that even if you did want to boycott them, you'd probably be supporting them without realizing it.
      So no, really, you'd have to be crazy to think this hurt them, buddy.

  • @ethanlozada4470
    @ethanlozada4470 8 років тому +6630

    Never had these problems with the Gameboy

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 8 років тому +235

      *GameCube

    • @Raikeran
      @Raikeran 8 років тому +83

      GameCube is life

    • @geico105
      @geico105 8 років тому +62

      +Cat Life
      You can play Malleo Kawrt Dubble Dish onlyne ya nigga

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 8 років тому +27

      +Cat Life It's a joke dude

    • @wozz7771
      @wozz7771 8 років тому +8

      +Ethan Lozada look at their channel, he/she is obvoously 11 and cant notice sarcasm

  • @Abatteries
    @Abatteries 5 років тому +6060

    Wrong! You are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye!
    -Microsoft

    • @empress_0
      @empress_0 5 років тому +27

      What video that have this quote? I forgot

    • @agenericguy1014
      @agenericguy1014 5 років тому +31

      Nobody Care “Game critics” or something

    • @Abatteries
      @Abatteries 5 років тому +37

      Nobody Care game critics part 2

    • @zdzxyd8001
      @zdzxyd8001 4 роки тому

      Nobody cares to you we love microsoft lol u know microsoft owns x box lol ur noob

    • @geraldolshaker5535
      @geraldolshaker5535 4 роки тому +4

      Microsoft bot #0103040 likes this comment

  • @keoki101
    @keoki101 Місяць тому +117

    This video has aged so well indeed

    • @desoIate
      @desoIate 22 дні тому

      i think xbox is doing fine

    • @meekerzz
      @meekerzz 19 днів тому +11

      Like fine wine…

    • @mulamaster9
      @mulamaster9 8 днів тому +2

      ​@@desoIateif a decreasing player base and an overall mediocre quality of titles released is doing fine, then yea they should just stay the course ig lol

    • @RespectedSpice
      @RespectedSpice 5 днів тому +2

      Continues to age amazingly

    • @RedHornet980
      @RedHornet980 5 днів тому

      @@mulamaster9I’m having fun playing xbox

  • @s1ndrome117
    @s1ndrome117 5 років тому +14093

    That's why i trust Soulja boy Console

  • @xTHIRDHORSEMANx
    @xTHIRDHORSEMANx 5 років тому +2547

    They sent me a completely different 360 when I sent mine in.
    My Xbox had an HDMI port and the one they sent me back didn’t

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 5 років тому +81

      Wow...

    • @derineka
      @derineka 4 роки тому +227

      How are you supposed to use the Xbox without an HDMI port? Why are consoles like that even made? Wth? Microsoft really just sent you a brick. Sorry to hear

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 4 роки тому +204

      @@derineka boi... AV exists..

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 4 роки тому +57

      @@derineka aka RCA

    • @derineka
      @derineka 4 роки тому +55

      @@spikefallyt3350 Oh yeah! I forgot about AC cords, my bad

  • @sasaki8765
    @sasaki8765 4 роки тому +25042

    This video has aged extremely well.

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 роки тому +87

      Sasaki Nah like my song says Fuck PlayStation🔫🔫🔫

    • @demogaming8895
      @demogaming8895 4 роки тому +179

      @@liltree8382 Yeah fuck playstation.

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 4 роки тому +1479

      @@liltree8382 Being an xbox fan is the same as being gay

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 роки тому +29

      TheMasterofGames 💯Facts

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 роки тому +189

      j 😡🤬PlayStation rhymes with Gaystation

  • @johnnybaxter1953
    @johnnybaxter1953 2 роки тому +1465

    It’s amazing how almost every issue you mentioned is still prevalent 6 years later... everything this shit company touch turns to dust

    • @-tweeomoz-1786
      @-tweeomoz-1786 2 роки тому +52

      Just like EA, the shittier versions of King Midas

    • @jjthejetplane11
      @jjthejetplane11 2 роки тому +5

      RIGHT?!?

    • @matthewmellott1856
      @matthewmellott1856 2 роки тому +19

      I swear I watch this video once a year for a laugh and you’re not wrong buddy

    • @Cecil_Augus
      @Cecil_Augus 2 роки тому

      @@matthewmellott1856 Microsoft is the fucking worst company of all of them. It's just ridiculous. Everything sucks. *E v e r y l i t t l e f u c k i n g t h i n g s u c k s*

    • @stepladder3257
      @stepladder3257 2 роки тому +4

      That’s why I laugh at the New Vegas fanboys that say they will make Obsidian make NV 2

  • @doomjuan
    @doomjuan 5 років тому +9172

    5 years later..... everybody is doing paid online multiplayer, including Nintendo :( this is why Steam is better

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 5 років тому +777

      heh not PC lol
      hybrid masterrace

    • @doomjuan
      @doomjuan 5 років тому +38

      John Bread hehe

    • @willblaikie8130
      @willblaikie8130 5 років тому +28

      Cuz its fucking Japan.

    • @pesterosa100
      @pesterosa100 5 років тому +78

      i came here because I found ants living on my desktop lmao

    • @MrVectorMV
      @MrVectorMV 5 років тому +155

      @@pesterosa100 members of Microsoft came to fuck you over.

  • @cali7056
    @cali7056 4 роки тому +3514

    microsoft: yeah, just do what you normally do!
    microsoft after criticism: *D E A T H*

    • @TheRoundSkeleton0
      @TheRoundSkeleton0 4 роки тому +11

      Microsoft: YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR MINECOINS FOR MAPS
      ME: I will fucking kill you I would rather use mcpedl

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 4 роки тому +6

      yeah he did the right thing, if it was me, i rather be a homeless than getting 1 million dolar from microsoft

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 4 роки тому

      @@TheRoundSkeleton0 boi we use brains

    • @richardo188
      @richardo188 4 роки тому

      I am your 1000th like you are welcome

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg 4 роки тому

      @@TheRoundSkeleton0 Microsoft didn’t even do that it was Mojang and 4J Microsoft doesn’t do shit with Minecraft they just own Mojang which owns Minecraft

  • @gavinens4779
    @gavinens4779 4 роки тому +2039

    And now Nintendo has started charging money for online, great.

    • @connortheduke8132
      @connortheduke8132 4 роки тому +194

      @@0606k when you let people play a bunch of great exclusive games online for free, and then all the sudden make them pay, they get mad.
      That's just how it works

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 4 роки тому +152

      Kqaan it isn’t bad but it’s a million times worse when you consider that the Wii U had free online that worked way better for the most part

    • @gamerguy6990
      @gamerguy6990 4 роки тому +67

      Kqaan most people don’t want multiple subscription services on top of one that ultimately just gives publishers free money for restricting a feature everyone should have

    • @drabin7759
      @drabin7759 4 роки тому +149

      @@0606k it is worse from others, because
      1. Nintendo online doesn't get you any good games unlike other subscribtions, all it gets you is bunch of old ROMS you can play at any time on anything for free
      2. Nintendo doesn't have dedicated servers, which means you are paying for using your own internet.
      3. Online gaming is a joke itself. If one person on team has shitty internet, entire match will have lags.

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 4 роки тому +25

      yeah fuck you & thank you Microsoft you fucking shit now fucking Nintendo Subscription Online bullshit just to play Monster Hunter with friends cost fucking money!!

  • @greengoblin4391
    @greengoblin4391 6 місяців тому +109

    This is why animal well is not on Xbox lol

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 4 роки тому +16067

    Microsoft: just do your thing
    Dunkey: *does his thing*
    Microsoft: you weren’t supposed to do that

    • @SomeGuy-my7en
      @SomeGuy-my7en 4 роки тому +101

      *supposed, just saying :)

    • @Unfortunatelydead.
      @Unfortunatelydead. 4 роки тому +24

      @@SomeGuy-my7en cool name :)

    • @ImTheLagKing666
      @ImTheLagKing666 4 роки тому +5

      I'm you're 666th like

    • @TheObiareus
      @TheObiareus 4 роки тому +179

      TBF, if a company is paying you money to advertise their game, it’s probably good practice to not shit on it, despite whatever the company told you.
      Dunkey has made plenty of hilarious videos on terrible games in the past without shitting on them, it’s likely it wouldn’t have been too hard for him to do it when MS was literally paying him to do so.
      The rest of the arguments in this video are completely valid, and Microsoft deserves getting shit for lots of reasons, but in this case i think dunkey just made a mistake.

    • @trickyy5738
      @trickyy5738 4 роки тому +214

      TribuneAquila They should’ve known how he acts in his videos, he’s completely honest in his reviews and he’ll completely shit on a game if he wants to no matter if there is money in it or not, he’s not like IGN where they get a couple thousand dollars and give the game a 9/10

  • @alfredosojr
    @alfredosojr 4 роки тому +4512

    that part around 2:20 when he said "thank you for inspiring your competitors to sink to your level". That was some deep shit right there. I felt that

    • @eveningrice
      @eveningrice 3 роки тому +19

      What does your comment even mean

    • @sweetmelon3365
      @sweetmelon3365 3 роки тому +195

      Kind of think Apple does. Remove basic accessories and make customers pay for them all

    • @alfredosojr
      @alfredosojr 3 роки тому +71

      @@eveningrice my comment was expressing the agreeableness of dunkeys statement

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 роки тому +43

      Also applies with Nintendo switch online ugh

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao faux deep commentary.

  • @OneTwoMark
    @OneTwoMark 4 роки тому +2609

    Best part about this is that someone at Microsoft will have had to officially watch this as it says Microsoft sucks and its viral, which means they need to know why.

    • @heyimlate5656
      @heyimlate5656 4 роки тому +222

      They probably will. But will they take any criticism from this? No.

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 4 роки тому +39

      dunkey is a legend, i would go homeless if he asked me to

    • @AcolytesOfHorror
      @AcolytesOfHorror 4 роки тому +32

      this assumes that they're interested in improving themselves

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 4 роки тому +47

      @@AcolytesOfHorror they want to know why so they can make it worse duh

    • @sntslilhlpr6601
      @sntslilhlpr6601 4 роки тому +17

      @@heyimlate5656 And why should they? There have been no consequences from their actions.

  • @vidgamarr5126
    @vidgamarr5126 3 роки тому +677

    Gabe Newell: “We want to continue growing the community by releasing free updates”
    Microsoft: wait, that’s *illegal*

    • @Iskolya.
      @Iskolya. Рік тому +4

      thats the reason why tf2 dont have updates

    • @sunnysidedown404
      @sunnysidedown404 Рік тому

      Don't worry they have people with gambling addictions funding them
      ...maybe it's good people aren't following in VALVe's direction

    • @miamor6460
      @miamor6460 11 місяців тому +7

      @@Iskolya. Let it go dude, 17 years of throughout update.

    • @flamingo_with_Hat
      @flamingo_with_Hat 10 місяців тому

      @@miamor6460they could just put a little anti cheat in there wouldn’t be that hard tbh, I mean they’re still profiting and people are still playing

  • @Hazo803
    @Hazo803 9 років тому +2607

    if anyone wants some of the music
    0:00 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - File Select
    0:23 Twisted Metal (PS3) Theme
    0:33 Blinx - Time Square
    1:32 Animal Crossing - Resetti
    2:28 Chibi Robo - Midday Majesty
    3:47 Face Raiders - Options
    3:53 Tomba 2 - Time Stopped
    4:05 Grow Home - Bud's Theme
    4:39 Donkey Kong 64 - Mad Maze Maul
    5:23 Final Fantasy 6 - Dancing Mad
    5:35 Final Fantasy 6 - Dark World
    6:15 Resistance 2 - Main Menu
    6:46 Blinx - Shop

    • @YobaHere
      @YobaHere 9 років тому +15

      +Hazo803 thank you

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 9 років тому +10

      +Hazo803 the Resistance 2 Main menu theme is in there too around 6:15

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 9 років тому +10

      +Dopamine Cloud Thank you!

    • @Bajlum13
      @Bajlum13 9 років тому +8

      +Hazo803 0:24 is the Twisted Metal (PS3) theme.

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 9 років тому +2

      +Bajlum13 Thank you!

  • @OddworldCrash
    @OddworldCrash 8 років тому +5187

    "just do your thing" and then they get mad about your kind of humor?
    Wow, just wow...

    • @okapi_q
      @okapi_q 8 років тому +515

      I mean, to be completely fair... The deal was, they were going to pay Dunkey to promote their game. Dunkey took the game and explicitly told people not to buy it.
      I'm not a Microsoft fan, but there is a difference between allowing your client to use their own style of humor to promote your product, and letting your client tell people that the product they're being paid to support is garbage.

    • @Witnessretire
      @Witnessretire 8 років тому +273

      +Crump I think they should have said that he couldn't make fun of the product instead of them assuming that the person promoting it just to say they enjoy the game but hey maybe I'm dumb

    • @StoneAgedQ
      @StoneAgedQ 8 років тому +280

      Not once in that video did he tell people to not buy it

    • @airzingis1169
      @airzingis1169 8 років тому +92

      Yeah, there's no way Dunkey legitimately though that Microsoft would be cool with him bashing their game.

    • @annoying5andy
      @annoying5andy 8 років тому +84

      "These people must have beaten this BORING ASS GAME". They were triggered and they cut off the deal.

  • @SkilletTom
    @SkilletTom 9 років тому +6284

    MICRO - SMALL
    ANTS ARE SMALL

    • @gardeningniceperson
      @gardeningniceperson 9 років тому +69

      +-T S- coincidence? I think not

    • @peacefulltoucan
      @peacefulltoucan 9 років тому +106

      +-T S- SOFT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *HARD*
      GETTING AN XBOX TO ACTUALLY WORK IS *HARD*
      *IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!*

    • @IrulewithLucas
      @IrulewithLucas 9 років тому +1

      +LunarKestrel Well, the guy who originally created it was rich.

    • @dbonerr
      @dbonerr 9 років тому +22

      +-T S- SOFT - SOFT
      ANT BITES ARE SOFT

    • @micnor14
      @micnor14 9 років тому +10

      +Dawn Smith Someone should make a competitor company called "Macrohard" or "Megaha..." never mind.

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 6 місяців тому +162

    This video only gets better with age

    • @kevikiru
      @kevikiru 5 місяців тому +6

      I thought so too. This is my first time watching it and it does seem like a Microsoft habit to suck!

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 5 років тому +8691

    Let's take a deeper dive into this though...
    Micro = Small
    Soft = Fragile
    Ants are small and fragile.
    Xbox goes from Xbox, to 360, to 1. Ants can't count.
    Why an x BOX? To trap humans inside a machine of games, similar to how humans trap ants in ant farms. Look at the design of an xbox. It has the same dimensions as an ant farm.

    • @kohnjfennedy4627
      @kohnjfennedy4627 5 років тому +160

      JCstock this deserves more likes

    • @zeppo2240
      @zeppo2240 5 років тому +112

      I really hope the Dunk has seen this comment

    • @SomeoneTookRallo
      @SomeoneTookRallo 5 років тому +30

      Underrated

    • @krowpan799
      @krowpan799 5 років тому +16

      r/i’m14andthisisdeep

    • @lordflako5324
      @lordflako5324 5 років тому +25

      so microsoft is run by peepeeheads!

  • @yowo123
    @yowo123 7 років тому +1058

    Every 360 I've ever had has died.. "naturally", but my Nintendo 64 still goes hard as fuck.

    • @nara5392
      @nara5392 7 років тому +1

      aY

    • @Hungarycloud
      @Hungarycloud 7 років тому +40

      My ps1 and ps2 are still doing great as well. And my Gameboy Colour :)

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 7 років тому +4

      If it weren't for their 3rd party, no way I would spend so much money on that piece of shit. In hindsight Sony screwed up big time with their expensive big fat black cube.

    • @memelawd_na6171
      @memelawd_na6171 7 років тому +13

      N64 beautiful console

    • @tomo4977
      @tomo4977 7 років тому

      yowo123 did anyone even find out why it happens?

  • @abruptfury9920
    @abruptfury9920 4 роки тому +3132

    But ants are more productive than Microsoft. This is an insult to ants.

    • @melodolic9908
      @melodolic9908 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 4 роки тому +12

      ur right, sony managed to make the stellar emoji and smurf films

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 4 роки тому +6

      microsoft just made fable, those guys are pretty gay

    • @boldizsarfekete7576
      @boldizsarfekete7576 4 роки тому +16

      Ants are fascinating. Despite their size, the more you look at them, the more amazed you'll get by them, because they are such a well functioning society, despite them being a group of bugs that aren't really evolutionarily advanced.
      Microsoft is the opposite of that. The more you look at them, the less you want to see

    • @kazzycovid6236
      @kazzycovid6236 3 роки тому +7

      @@ScamOne indeed they did they also managed to make into the spider-verse

  • @poperat
    @poperat 2 роки тому +436

    these old dunkey videos never fail to get a laugh out of me even after seeing them so many times

  • @meatman1889
    @meatman1889 5 років тому +1694

    Microsoft really makes you feel like ants

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 5 років тому +3

      Someone had to start the trends of horror,bayBEE

    • @umu8912
      @umu8912 5 років тому

      Microsoft makes you *feel* antman

    • @munin9530
      @munin9530 5 років тому +1

      ants are a force to be reckoned with

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 5 років тому +2

      ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS

  • @Dragonborn-dc4uj
    @Dragonborn-dc4uj 7 років тому +1334

    Their worst decision was buying Rare in 2002, and buying Ensemble earlier in 2001. They ended up not ruining Ensemble at first, but then Ensemble had a big idea for a Halo MMO because they were tired with RTS’s, then Microsoft turned it down and made Ensemble work on another RTS. That RTS was a Halo game which later ended up being Ensemble’s final game, that game was Halo Wars in 2009. They ruined Ensemble, but it’s far from what they did with Rare. Everybody from the N64 era left Rare, and after that they made subpar games that were just placeholders so Microsoft could at least have some exclusives to release that year before the big boys could release. I know Sea of Thieves was ok, but if they keep going and Rare is not showing any success, I honestly think Rare’s end is in sight.

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 років тому +9

      I guess that's why Sea of Thieves is highly anticipated. Why it topped number one on Twitches most viewed for multiple days and come launch will likely be a huge success and will likely top Twitch again when tournaments for CS and League aren't on.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 6 років тому +27

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй ugh people are still talking about sea of thieves? Lol that game will be irrelevant come 4/20 ayyyyy God of war baby!!!

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 років тому +2

      Killing Stars, You have no power here.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 6 років тому +14

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй I don't just bc sea of thieves got a little fame on twitch? Lol

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 років тому +3

      Killing Stars, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE.

  • @gtw7904
    @gtw7904 4 роки тому +1325

    Ironic that this is in my recommended right after that Microsoft presentation.

  • @Skyace13
    @Skyace13 2 роки тому +335

    This is for all the people who are excited about Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard

    • @wspencerwatkins
      @wspencerwatkins 2 роки тому +9

      Thanks, I was trying to remember throughout the whole video what I had heard Microsoft was acquiring recently. Blizzard has been so insanely corruptly corporate already for the past 10 or 15 years maybe it’ll cancel out somehow

    • @brown-eyedcheese5440
      @brown-eyedcheese5440 2 роки тому +17

      Jaguarp80 No no no, this is capitalism, the problem will only compound

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 2 роки тому +3

      Yes, they changed CEO and got better than Sony.

    • @ivanayala3402
      @ivanayala3402 2 роки тому +8

      @@JohnRock.357 nah we still got better exclusive’s

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 2 роки тому +2

      @@ivanayala3402 70 dollars for a story mode vs 500 games with only 10 dollars

  • @gandalfthechill
    @gandalfthechill 6 років тому +2596

    Hey at least Nintendo would never do this to us!
    Aaaaaaand there they go

    • @lolo962
      @lolo962 6 років тому +113

      Brandon Peter bro it is only 20 dollars a year which is like 1/3 the price of Sony and Microsoft.

    • @gandalfthechill
      @gandalfthechill 6 років тому +422

      Yeah but now they’re charging for what used to be free and is likely the same quality. If they use the money to make their online services better like adding chat rooms or something then I’d be ok with it, but I doubt they will.

    • @scaryonline
      @scaryonline 6 років тому +9

      Link- Hero Of Hyrule what their game is overpriced too

    • @willphillips2522
      @willphillips2522 6 років тому +18

      Hey nintendo is a business they gotta make money to make good games

    • @jonahmordhaim2705
      @jonahmordhaim2705 6 років тому +176

      Will Phillips so they havent made good games in the past 26 years?

  • @mandycraft706
    @mandycraft706 9 років тому +1080

    Is it dunkeys goal to destroy all the shitty video game companies, first riot, now Microsoft

    • @MrDylan9023
      @MrDylan9023 9 років тому +104

      THEN KONAMI

    • @mandycraft706
      @mandycraft706 9 років тому +107

      Then EA

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 9 років тому +30

      Exactly how is riot shitty? I mean they aren't perfect but they really put forth to please the fanbase but you can't make them all happy so whatever.

    • @VoidSixx
      @VoidSixx 9 років тому +38

      +Mark Donkor I take it you didn't watch dunkeys quitting LoL video?

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 9 років тому +4

      +AirCommando12 I did watch it and while I agree that they could have handled it far better than they did, there is no doubt in my mind dunkey is also at fault.

  • @legend2533
    @legend2533 6 років тому +683

    *"IT'S 2015"*
    Me:Time flies bro... Time flies...

  • @dauntedcacti3713
    @dauntedcacti3713 6 місяців тому +52

    How does one video age better than wine?

  • @PFSVenom
    @PFSVenom 9 років тому +4454

    Looks like in this video Microsoft is... the main *ant* agonist!
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Kaidantonio333
    @Kaidantonio333 4 роки тому +4626

    Xbox is the first "strand"-type console.

    • @yassinedhouib319
      @yassinedhouib319 4 роки тому +56

      You're an absolute legend for this comment

    • @starbvuks7171
      @starbvuks7171 4 роки тому +16

      💀💀💀

    • @ohritz3939
      @ohritz3939 4 роки тому +28

      This is the single funniest comment I’ve ever seen on UA-cam in my entire life.

    • @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa
      @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa 4 роки тому +1

      explain strand

    • @timmyp6297
      @timmyp6297 4 роки тому +18

      @@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa He is clearly referring to the first "strand-type" game, Death Stranding.

  • @chesedwithacap
    @chesedwithacap 6 років тому +516

    "Games for windows live"
    This is why Steam exists for computers

    • @barodrinksbeer7484
      @barodrinksbeer7484 6 років тому +3

      cooley did you forget to switch accounts.

    • @Harv-E
      @Harv-E 6 років тому +1

      @@harisshakil2040 and they won't even work as they supposed to

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 6 років тому

      Steam isn't even that good anymore. It's run by asset flippers now. and Valve declares them good because they make the monies.

    • @shearman360
      @shearman360 5 років тому

      Mathew Perkins Don’t buy the asset flip games then?

  • @infinityheart_tm9270
    @infinityheart_tm9270 6 місяців тому +20

    They’ve also been weighing down Mojang with Bedrock Edition and recently killed the company who made Hi-Fi Rush.

  • @arvidinator3184
    @arvidinator3184 7 років тому +417

    I'm just now recalling years ago when I was at a gamestop and I asked: "hey what's this games for windows live thing" and the guy literally responds with "don't buy the ones with that label on, they suck."

    • @cineseabass5145
      @cineseabass5145 7 років тому +81

      Dånald Dack Smart Guy

    • @mr.sleepyhead8401
      @mr.sleepyhead8401 6 років тому +38

      Dånald Dack I wish somebody would have told my family that.

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @Nick-chipz
      @Nick-chipz 6 років тому +2

      I had a guy at GameStop ask me "why would you want an Xbox one" He was tryin to sell me PS4
      I said for Halo
      And he said "oh yea...that's the only reason I should"
      And then halo 5 came out a few months later
      😤

  • @Skrumgo
    @Skrumgo 8 років тому +313

    at the part where dunkey talks about microsoft making valve charge for maps right below one of the articles it says how valve will also have to charge for THE TF2 XBOX 360 DLC

    • @SuperMonocleMan
      @SuperMonocleMan 8 років тому +11

      the bombnoicam pretty sure there never was any dlc released on 360. maybe valve just decided to never release it

    • @Skrumgo
      @Skrumgo 8 років тому +47

      Collin B. Thats the point. At the time of typing the ps3 and 360 ports of tf2 have only gotten 1 patch. And it was just a bug fix.
      Tf2 360 is basically tf2 before the medic update (the first update that adds new items/maps)

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid485 6 років тому +738

    It's makes me so happy to think that Dunkey made way more off this video than Microsoft initially fucked him out of. The irony.

    • @Wenyfile
      @Wenyfile 6 років тому +45

      @Bobcat This was back in 2015 when youtube didn't demonetize everything.

    • @bimasetyaputra8381
      @bimasetyaputra8381 5 років тому +1

      Can someone gave me the context about dunkey and Microsoft?

    • @venomsilverisawesome4766
      @venomsilverisawesome4766 5 років тому +8

      @@bimasetyaputra8381 I'm going to assume you're joking.

    • @fractic4423
      @fractic4423 5 років тому +6

      Bima Setyaputra Watch the video dude

    • @punani_slayer4209
      @punani_slayer4209 5 років тому +2

      @@Wenyfile the video still isn't 10 mins long so he wouldn't be making that much

  • @JMAR_GAMES
    @JMAR_GAMES 9 місяців тому +85

    It’s 2024 and Microsoft has only gotten worse

  • @mercury7886
    @mercury7886 5 років тому +402

    2:56 Sony did the same thing with my PSP. I kept sending it in and getting it back still broken, until I was told my warranty expired. Still one of my most bitter memories to date. I loved that thing and they let me down.

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 5 років тому +27

      Jeez bro. That sucks. When mine broke I sent it in and they fixed it about a week later

    • @charliekelly7515
      @charliekelly7515 4 роки тому +21

      @@Manas_Choudhary it's ok, you can swear

    • @familygamingofficiel9849
      @familygamingofficiel9849 4 роки тому +1

      still, Nintendo has a lot to improve concerning Online. Switch is hardly arguable as a fine hardware, but it shows a lot of mistakes and limits that are no longer acceptable or bearable for this generation of consoles.

    • @burzarec
      @burzarec 4 роки тому +7

      Lenovo did the same with my broken PC

    • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
      @CallofDutyBlackOps28 4 роки тому

      i would have been "dude, do you understand i have money? can you just *Fix* the damn thing already?

  • @DankFrank899
    @DankFrank899 9 років тому +4407

    Bill Gates?
    Steve Jobs?
    *Psycho Mantis?*

    • @SamantherPanther
      @SamantherPanther 9 років тому +244

      You're that ninja...

    • @AKarloR
      @AKarloR 9 років тому +10

      +SaiyanGoku9001 WHAT?

    • @Eoinster
      @Eoinster 9 років тому +23

      you're that ninja

    • @realSpook
      @realSpook 9 років тому +36

      its shadow jesus

    • @personalejcr
      @personalejcr 9 років тому +40

      Huh? What was that noise? Huh? Who's footprints are these? Huh?...

  • @Wolfgang7990
    @Wolfgang7990 6 років тому +423

    The 360 was so lazily designed. There was hardly any ventilation to pull heat off the processors, so the systems would just overheat and melt solder connecting the processors to the motherboards.

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 6 років тому +3

      Thankfully the 360 S remedied these issues.

    • @mahballslmao
      @mahballslmao 6 років тому +10

      The sad thing tho was a lot of the games were good and then your Xbox would break and there wasn’t shit you could do about it

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 6 років тому +8

      For 2005 it was a very good console, they just rushed in the end to be ahead of Sony which worked very well... Just didn't have enough time to test it really

    • @thenurseinblack1810
      @thenurseinblack1810 6 років тому +31

      MrcabooseVG An untested product is a bad product lol.

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 6 років тому +1

      Not really, when it worked it was better than PC's at the time

  • @MurkyTy
    @MurkyTy 10 місяців тому +50

    This video has aged even better.

    • @LordXaedin_AltAccount
      @LordXaedin_AltAccount 9 місяців тому +8

      its so sad how true it is. 😔

    • @j0s3ph61
      @j0s3ph61 6 місяців тому +5

      Seems like it will continue to age. Doesn't help that these companies seems to be one-upping each other on who can make the worst decisions.

  • @jupiter9099
    @jupiter9099 9 років тому +915

    You forgot to mention Microsoft was also responsible for the death of Rare.

    • @Pikayumyums
      @Pikayumyums 8 років тому +115

      +Savage _Tv Rare used to make quality games back in the day, like N64 era. Donkey Kongs, Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Diddy Kong Racing, etc. They were a great studio and second party developer for Nintendo. Then Microsoft bought them off and they've been reduced to essentially a shovelware company that's nothing more than an empty shell of what they used to be. This is most likely because of Microsoft's management over them, which in turn lead to a lot of good talent leaving, which made Rare become even shittier.

    • @PublicEnemy04
      @PublicEnemy04 8 років тому

      +Jupiter9099 Microsoft is secretly run by Vidya-Daiz.

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 8 років тому +9

      +Jupiter9099 yes omg I'll NEVER forgive them for that! I mean, the old Donkey Kong games were life. I still have them and they meant so much to my childhood. How can the developer responsible for such masterpieces be condemned to making what...Kinect games? They must be satan...

    • @chenjacobs7074
      @chenjacobs7074 8 років тому +7

      +Jupiter9099 Actually, bad business decisions are mostly to blame for Rare's demise. To be perfectly frank, Conquers Bad Fur Day is quite possibly the most unsuccessful game Rare ever put out. And, that's saying a lot considering Donkey Kong 64 actually lost money for Rare as a result of designing the game the way they did, because of the whole Expansion Pack curfufle.
      So yeah, you cannot blame Microsoft for that at all. Microsoft cleaned up after Rare had basically gone completely out of business. Top it off, Rare's final projects were terrible. They made consistently bad decisions left and right for years.

    • @tendernuggetz6896
      @tendernuggetz6896 8 років тому +2

      +Jupiter9099 Rare was already losing their edge before Microsoft picked them up, you can't blame them for that. Starfox Adventures anyone? Plus, they did manage to put out a couple gems on the 360.

  • @TopDesu
    @TopDesu 9 років тому +415

    Oh damn i wonder how long this video is gonna stay up, glad you did it tho. Hopefully it's not gonna make too much trouble for you

    • @Owen-bd4bd
      @Owen-bd4bd 9 років тому +6

      Ugh he removed the lol vid not riot

    • @puddingbroodje3000
      @puddingbroodje3000 9 років тому +15

      +Kyuurix They can't take the video down, they don't have the rights to do it. Even if they were able to do it would just be plain stupid because they would get a massive backlash of ze internet.

    • @Mylok_
      @Mylok_ 9 років тому +2

      +Kyuurix Hello. I've just hear that Dunkey had already been found next his door. Dead. A window is near his corpse. We could do nothing. Sorry.

    • @dandelionflowerdestroyerof2006
      @dandelionflowerdestroyerof2006 9 років тому +1

      +Kyuurix I'm glad i saw it before it was too late.

    • @RapVerses
      @RapVerses 9 років тому +1

      +L'effaceur 0/10. try again

  • @mynameachef8614
    @mynameachef8614 9 років тому +1405

    i like how pewdiepie has like 40 million subs but his vids get like 2 million viewes per vid but dunkey has 2mil subs and within 1 day his vid has 1.5 million views
    gg dunkey

    • @PearsAreOk
      @PearsAreOk 9 років тому +191

      +Slender Mam it's because pewdiepie shits them out everyday, nobody can catch up with him.

    • @friesguy5467
      @friesguy5467 9 років тому +13

      Matthew Patrick made a theory vid about it. Tl;dw when someone takes a break and you dont watch them for that time, they disappear in your sub box.

    • @theJohnOTD
      @theJohnOTD 9 років тому +79

      +friesguy5467
      it still means that more of dunk's subs are loyal to his dick.

    • @RoguSpanish
      @RoguSpanish 9 років тому +68

      +CheekyScrubinator2000 Exactly, especially when all his fans are so busy completing kindergarten.

    • @wyattf.3837
      @wyattf.3837 9 років тому

      Click bait title brought me I'm not subscribed:)

  • @zeitxgeist
    @zeitxgeist 3 роки тому +186

    I remember my first RROD call with support:
    "dont stand it vertically, it's not made for that"
    "it's literally like that in every commercial in use!"
    "yes"
    I shit you not

    • @cowicial5674
      @cowicial5674 3 роки тому +6

      wtffff 😂😂😂😂

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 7 місяців тому

      10/10 Michaelsoft Support

  • @radiofrog
    @radiofrog 6 років тому +522

    Almost all of my friends had 360s and I was the only one with a PS3. They always gave me shit, but in the end I was the one with free online and a working console.

    • @dattos140
      @dattos140 6 років тому +32

      even when they made you pay on ps4 it was cheaper and gave you 2 free games and some trails and shit

    • @cowboyluigi5275
      @cowboyluigi5275 6 років тому +64

      TOFU Elemental someone's mad

    • @tofuelemental6920
      @tofuelemental6920 6 років тому +7

      The Great Bootleg of course I am! If you are a gamer then you should be too! Don’t you just hate console wars? Fanboys are what ruins gaming.

    • @cowboyluigi5275
      @cowboyluigi5275 6 років тому +14

      TOFU Elemental i don’t hate console wars, i just try to avoid them

    • @tofuelemental6920
      @tofuelemental6920 6 років тому +2

      The Great Bootleg everyone should avoid console wars

  • @EuropeChannel
    @EuropeChannel 8 років тому +1314

    I literally had the XBOX 360 for a week and didn't even have any games yet, and I got the fucking ring of death. I was so fucking pissed.

    • @koyooko5160
      @koyooko5160 8 років тому +2

      Europe Channel I had my first xbox360 for 6 years (Since 2010). Wtf is going on.

    • @justinzhu5984
      @justinzhu5984 8 років тому +69

      You were part of the 46% of people who didn't get the ring.

    • @EuropeChannel
      @EuropeChannel 8 років тому +21

      Some guy named Paul lol if it had only been that easy for all of us

    • @MemberBerry-cu9qi
      @MemberBerry-cu9qi 8 років тому +37

      it had a 54% failure rate. It's no surprise. hands down one of the worst console to be released

    • @Xxh3lix2000xX
      @Xxh3lix2000xX 8 років тому

      You are aware they switched out those with red rings for free if you still had the receipt?

  • @DoctorAlright
    @DoctorAlright 4 роки тому +832

    That’s why I use my Chinese gas station console, the Bexbox

    • @shlop3667
      @shlop3667 4 роки тому +17

      Bexbox Bestbox

    • @shibe9794
      @shibe9794 4 роки тому +3

      boxbex

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 4 роки тому +2

      it seems you got too emotionally attached to this conversation. Leave, thanks.

    • @jasonchen4807
      @jasonchen4807 4 роки тому

      Lmaooo

    • @i_cry_havok__
      @i_cry_havok__ 4 роки тому +3

      What is Xbox's favorite thing to do?
      Beatbox
      Normally I suck at jokes and puns and trying to make people laugh but I tried my best with the little joke.

  • @miimonkii5852
    @miimonkii5852 2 роки тому +31

    7 years later, it still holds up.

    • @parknplay8328
      @parknplay8328 2 роки тому +9

      I still get shocked every time I rewatch it and he says "it's 2015 now"

  • @sheperinogaming1986
    @sheperinogaming1986 4 роки тому +610

    This is like dunkey telling us his war stories.

    • @ted9030
      @ted9030 3 роки тому +15

      This dunkey war story really makes you feel like Dunkey

  • @dansu9144
    @dansu9144 6 років тому +461

    I had a white xbox 360: Red ring
    I had a black xbox 360: Doesnt take discs anymore
    Why do i even try anymore

    • @dansu9144
      @dansu9144 6 років тому +29

      I have a PC a PS3, a PS4, Nintendo switch and a 3ds (And by "Why do i even try anymore" I meant xbox)

    • @smudgerbug
      @smudgerbug 6 років тому +13

      *Subi_fan* We’re not made of gold!

    • @Mark-xw5yt
      @Mark-xw5yt 6 років тому

      Threshtaajat same but ps2 instead of ps3. I will always love my ps2

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 6 років тому

      I still have my 2008 model and it runs fine and i put so many hours into that thing. Disk Drive is dicked but it works with some gentle persuasion

    • @centurion6378
      @centurion6378 6 років тому

      because you're a fan boy and an idiot also

  • @downthrower7700
    @downthrower7700 7 років тому +408

    THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED WHEN MY XBOX RED RINGED,... seven times till they said it was no longer covered

    • @heckyes
      @heckyes 6 років тому +10

      Bet you went out and bought a new xbox right?

    • @NightWatch707
      @NightWatch707 6 років тому +12

      In my country, if you have four of the same malfunctions and seven of different types, they have to replace the product completely or refund the money depending on what you want.

    • @cuntraptor446
      @cuntraptor446 6 років тому +1

      Did you have 3 parts of the ring

    • @michaeldude2549
      @michaeldude2549 6 років тому

      Downthrower TwitchTV I had that happen to my Xbox, I opened it up, screwed in a loose bolt and tada it worked.

    • @kimhunter6733
      @kimhunter6733 6 років тому

      Yall know all you had to do was overheat it to make it hard reset

  • @reynaldoalvarez8457
    @reynaldoalvarez8457 Рік тому +39

    Microsoft would sell a dlc to a game you can’t even buy anymore

  • @PeeperSnail
    @PeeperSnail 8 років тому +296

    The WiiU is superior to the PS4 and Xbone when it comes to how they treat their customers. I don't give a shit about how the WiiU has crappier graphics, at least the games are fun and I don't get screwed over by a greedy corporation. Plus I can play online for free and the servers are almost always up and running.

    • @TheNyanCompany
      @TheNyanCompany 8 років тому +54

      Thats why I like nintendo

    • @OhioUltimate979
      @OhioUltimate979 8 років тому +6

      +Alma Martinez Guess what the number 1 all time selling gaming console is: Nintendo Wii. Projections: WiiU will beat Piss Poor and X Bone. Nintendo be like, who gives to shits about the triple A 3rd party game makers, we make the same shit over, and over, and over again, and we still beat everyone in the gaming industry.

    • @johnnytamale8676
      @johnnytamale8676 8 років тому +14

      +Vincent Rath the nest selling video game system are the ds and the ps2. The wii isn't even close to those two

    • @wilhelmschmidt3715
      @wilhelmschmidt3715 8 років тому +6

      +Vincent Rath The fuck are you talking about? While nintendo isnt doing bad in sales, the wii is far away from beeing the numver 1 all time seller oO PS2 sold more copys than that.
      And lets be honest... the Wii U Titles are pretty crappy atm. We got no metroid, no Zelda game, the new xenoblade was released WAY too late (the new console comes in 2017). There are only a hand full of good games you are able to play, and most of them require some friends to be really fun (and i dont always want to play with others, i love to mind my own business from time to time).
      Everyone knows that Nintendo done goofed with the Wii U, even they know it themselves. Stop whiteknighting... every gaming company fails from time to time.

    • @PeeperSnail
      @PeeperSnail 8 років тому +17

      Wilhelm Schmidt So Bayonetta 2, Super Smash Bros. 4, Splatoon, Mario Kart 8, Mario Party 10 and others never got released for thw WiiU? Lol OK then
      The WiiU has plenty of good games. The ones I listed you don't even need friends to have fun with. People like to pretend like Nintendo is lacking but they honestly just parrot the idiots who said that out of petty bias rather than actual proof.

  • @hardtmannn8804
    @hardtmannn8804 9 років тому +3029

    OOOOOO!!!
    Rip on EA next, Dunkey!

    • @DclGamingPurple
      @DclGamingPurple 9 років тому +4

      +rmanami so true

    • @AFKAwesome
      @AFKAwesome 9 років тому +1

      Sony and nintendont are probably next

    • @realdomdom
      @realdomdom 9 років тому

      +maladr0id Rip her up, dunkey!

    • @Arbie812
      @Arbie812 9 років тому +9

      +maladr0id Shooting fish in a barrel.

    • @BERKAYWOOD
      @BERKAYWOOD 9 років тому +2

      +AFKAwesome nintendo is gonna be hard doe still i hope he pulls it off i just like his commentary.

  • @mateosantiago953
    @mateosantiago953 5 років тому +1422

    When you're trying to defend Xbox on this video.
    Objective: SURVIVE

    • @piyush2173
      @piyush2173 5 років тому +11

      I was just playing this mission in Halo ce.

    • @riot9179
      @riot9179 5 років тому +14

      Sony fan are trash, like their console.

    • @alanbijoy6389
      @alanbijoy6389 5 років тому +84

      Riot y r u gae?

    • @zeromx6494
      @zeromx6494 5 років тому +53

      @@riot9179 jaja soooo salty men

    • @Ben-rt5jt
      @Ben-rt5jt 5 років тому +10

      Riot give me reasons why the PS4 is trash compared to x box I bet you won’t respond.

  • @ryanc5572
    @ryanc5572 3 роки тому +82

    5 years later and I still applaud you for being honest in your review about their game. Almost none of these influences now would dare.

  • @RoronoaZoro-xs8gw
    @RoronoaZoro-xs8gw 4 роки тому +590

    I switched to PS3 after my 4th 360

  • @CrazyBorisProduction
    @CrazyBorisProduction 9 років тому +4175

    Das watchu get for messin with networks man. I WARNED YOU BOUT THEM NETWORKS MAN.

    • @Bricktor
      @Bricktor 9 років тому +7

      +Crazy Boris Productions Oh hello man

    • @kosmos3718
      @kosmos3718 9 років тому +12

      +Solaire shut the fuck bitch

    • @Bricktor
      @Bricktor 9 років тому +117

      Memphis Osiris Ok who is this fuck and how do i shut them

    • @killer7eleven221
      @killer7eleven221 9 років тому +3

      +Crazy Boris Productions :y

    • @BadeWarrior
      @BadeWarrior 9 років тому +41

      +Crazy Boris Productions I TOLD YOU DOG. I TOLD YOU ABOUT NETWORKS

  • @yeetbomb2015
    @yeetbomb2015 6 років тому +259

    Never forget what they did to rare

    • @Vwemmy
      @Vwemmy 6 років тому +6

      CecilDaBomb1117 oh we won’t

    • @pinkdogroslyn8832
      @pinkdogroslyn8832 6 років тому

      Thank you, these acts shouldn’t go unnoticed!

    • @darthsidious6380
      @darthsidious6380 5 років тому +1

      RerunOtter Yeah, you don’t get it. When another company owns you, you don’t get to say shit about what you do. No more adult jokes in games, no more using other engines, none of that. The parent company tells you where to shit and eat and they can tell you to do both on dirt and you’d have no say, that’s what owning a company means.

    • @JeebYeeb
      @JeebYeeb 5 років тому

      Never forget banjo kazooie N&B, no matter how bad you may want to

    • @JeebYeeb
      @JeebYeeb 5 років тому

      RerunOtter there’s a reason destiny was complete trash, Activision owned bungie... but they’re free now

  • @gooseking2780
    @gooseking2780 3 роки тому +495

    Dunky: "Microsoft has the worst live service." Nintendo: Hold my beer.

    • @wompastompa3692
      @wompastompa3692 2 роки тому +39

      At least Nintendo lets you play your offline single player games if their servers shit the bed. It ain't much, but it's something.

    • @basilplushie2534
      @basilplushie2534 2 роки тому +2

      @@ezanawright7971 temporary or permanent?

    • @willwunsche6940
      @willwunsche6940 2 роки тому +7

      @@ezanawright7971 Fun fact way back in the day when internet was more expensive the Nintendo DS had voice chat natively in the console on Pokemon Diamond and Pearl when you met up with friends in game and it was free. Nintendo has regressed

    • @luminosity01
      @luminosity01 2 роки тому +2

      @@ezanawright7971 That's a different arguments, also xbox offers gamepass which blows nso system out of the water again

    • @wubbers662
      @wubbers662 Рік тому +1

      @@luminosity01 Didn't they just raise Gamepass' price for some reason (or are planning on it)?
      Not saying its bad, but it is starting to reach a point where they've put all they've could put on Gamepass, and we are starting to get filler. If the FTC doesn't block the deal, then it might be fine.

  • @jameswellington2362
    @jameswellington2362 5 років тому +1760

    Petition for dunkey to start a competitive business for Microsoft
    MACROHARD

    • @cessare2467
      @cessare2467 5 років тому +34

      @Mr Honkler The opposite of micro is macro.

    • @cessare2467
      @cessare2467 5 років тому +15

      @Mr Honkler m8, there's something called google. And it's quite clear...

    • @cessare2467
      @cessare2467 5 років тому +6

      @Mr Honkler I don't know if you're trolling. It's in google and it's obvious. M_cro, mAcro or mIcro.

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest 5 років тому +8

      @Mr Honkler when tf was mega 1 million times of something lmao

    • @Angrymonkey2489
      @Angrymonkey2489 5 років тому +3

      The new xCube 1080!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +2176

    This is Xbox in a nutshell:
    Friend: “I have to sleep let’s play tomorrow”
    Me: "Goodnight"
    _Last online 6 years ago_

    • @MachineFuckingHate
      @MachineFuckingHate 4 роки тому +64

      So he died in his sleep?

    • @saifsaif-kc9uy
      @saifsaif-kc9uy 4 роки тому +9

      bro i saw you in like 5 vids

    • @nicknazri5964
      @nicknazri5964 4 роки тому +6

      Still hurts

    • @jzx313
      @jzx313 4 роки тому +3

      Comment 21 I think

    • @Evocable0
      @Evocable0 4 роки тому +6

      No not quite, if they’re off for over a month it says offline, not when they were last seen

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm6270 4 роки тому +3700

    Microsoft can't be ran by ants
    Ants are too smart to own Microsoft

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 4 роки тому +26

      sony made the greatest movie of all time, the smurfs 2

    • @laughingstar3945
      @laughingstar3945 4 роки тому +10

      Scam One emoji movie

    • @pulsehiker
      @pulsehiker 4 роки тому +13

      Plot twist: xbox fans are the ants and Microsoft is the queen

    • @abelsm6270
      @abelsm6270 4 роки тому +15

      @@pulsehiker Xbox fans are simps and Microsoft is the simp queen

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg 4 роки тому +6

      @@abelsm6270 PS4 players are even whinier
      Example: You

  • @Elden_Lean
    @Elden_Lean 5 місяців тому +24

    in 2024, this video is aging like exceedingly fine wine

    • @ThorDude
      @ThorDude 5 місяців тому +1

      I'm out of the loop, what did they do now?

    • @aheenobarbushenocied9880
      @aheenobarbushenocied9880 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ThorDude The real question is: what DIDN'T a turbo-multi-trillion corp do?

  • @c7zr179
    @c7zr179 4 роки тому +209

    The bastards are damn lucky they didn't have a lawsuit on their hands for the way they handled the red ring of death.

    • @ratryox5667
      @ratryox5667 4 роки тому +15

      They are a trillion dollar company. Would they really care?

    • @connorp3764
      @connorp3764 4 роки тому +12

      Repeats with joy con drift, I think we're in the double digits in lawsuits now.

  • @AvoytDesign
    @AvoytDesign 5 років тому +1305

    "Hah, that's what you get for playing on consoles!"
    * turns to face my Microsoft Windows PC
    "...oh."

    • @tylerleeson1614
      @tylerleeson1614 5 років тому +26

      @TheGameSleuth but WINE can be such a pain in the dick sometimes.

    • @twistedmetalyrock200
      @twistedmetalyrock200 5 років тому +68

      @TheGameSleuth imagine using linux

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 5 років тому +13

      @@twistedmetalyrock200 lol it's pretty simple nowadays. Download Linux mint, install it, realize it has more than twice less prompts than windows during install, open the settings to install drivers and install all the shit you need from the builtin Linux store.
      Its not perfect, but it's very usable nowadays. And it has all the things you need for steam games and basic operation.

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 5 років тому +65

      @@lonttugamer2939 "more than twice less"
      "more than twice less"
      this is the mind of a Linux user
      "more than twice less"

    • @btcannon2274
      @btcannon2274 5 років тому +12

      @@nathanlevesque7812 "this is the mind of a linux user"
      "this is the mind of a linux user"
      because a grammar error simply makes you dumb and untrustworthy
      "this is the mind of a linux user"

  • @nickd8621
    @nickd8621 5 років тому +1762

    We need to start a petition to make playing online free again without charging 80$ a year!

    • @jsownbnj
      @jsownbnj 5 років тому +139

      Like petitions work

    • @nickd8621
      @nickd8621 5 років тому +33

      Jsownbnj we gotta do something!

    • @nickd8621
      @nickd8621 5 років тому

      Tucker Johnson tru

    • @thewhizkid3937
      @thewhizkid3937 5 років тому +16

      I thought it was $60

    • @Casanuda
      @Casanuda 5 років тому +83

      The only reason companies charge is idiots pay for the non-existent service of online. And they pay by the millions. If you had the option of doing nothing and being paid billions of dollars per month and the only downside is people whined about you on the internet (which will happen anyway) what would you do? Would you refuse billions of dollars coming in monthly?

  • @awesomo7777
    @awesomo7777 2 роки тому +95

    This is one of Dunkey's realest and most cutting videos. He calls out the corporate scam bullshit that Microsoft does on a daily basis. The soft people at Micro(dick)soft continue these practices in broad daylight without shame. Of course Dunko still includes his signature humor to lighten the mood, but his language gives away the fact that he really feels strongly about these subjects, and he doesn't pull any punches. Big respect for big Donk.

  • @allien.777
    @allien.777 5 років тому +1819

    *_Nintendo Switch Online™_*

    • @Soup_SSB
      @Soup_SSB 5 років тому +117

      Nintendo made it even worse by making every feature about the service half assed

    • @allien.777
      @allien.777 5 років тому +25

      @@Soup_SSB oh definitely

    • @vampragon4386
      @vampragon4386 5 років тому +52

      @@Soup_SSB Yeah but at least they only have a third of the cost. It's still worth more than Xbox Live.

    • @gaminglol1167
      @gaminglol1167 5 років тому +25

      @@vampragon4386 Listen, if nintendo sold a really crappy mario game but it only costed $10 dollars, would you buy it.

    • @vampragon4386
      @vampragon4386 5 років тому +74

      @@gaminglol1167 No, but having online mode isn't the same as "a crappy mario game"

  • @Ronaldino150
    @Ronaldino150 7 років тому +1217

    Oh my God I just struck gold by finding this channel LOL

    • @whatsthepoint9992
      @whatsthepoint9992 7 років тому +31

      you only just found dunkey where the fuck have you been. school GHA

    • @goldghost3657
      @goldghost3657 7 років тому +17

      Andrew Jauregui KNACK 2 BABY

    • @bedivere6906
      @bedivere6906 7 років тому +2

      3 more days BABY

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 7 років тому

      Same.

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 7 років тому +6

      Found out about this guy a week ago. Its glorious.

  • @ghostofhinawa
    @ghostofhinawa 6 років тому +255

    I ended up using this video for a project in my computer science class so Dunkey I’d like to thank you for the reference and information

  • @strawhateli23
    @strawhateli23 Рік тому +16

    Still love that Dunky didn’t fake his content with the Microsoft contract videos. Stayed true to himself

  • @Muad23d
    @Muad23d 5 років тому +581

    I released an anteater into Microsoft HQ and they called the cops on me

  • @Pvided
    @Pvided 9 років тому +895

    Keyori's next video "Sony Sucks" confirmed

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 9 років тому

      +Patrick true true 100% true

    • @ShayanAli999
      @ShayanAli999 9 років тому +5

      +Patrick Star But I like Keyori. I watched his videos and found way better LoL UA-camrs thanks to him. And then unsubscribed Keyori :D

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 9 років тому +1

      Aryze No

    • @boborton9989
      @boborton9989 9 років тому

      +Druxy Dz Nice. Subbing to him and unsubbing from donkey.

    • @Shotgunkjell
      @Shotgunkjell 9 років тому +1

      +Aryze good choice bud

  • @mr.bubaluba1065
    @mr.bubaluba1065 4 роки тому +1214

    I'm done with league of legends and Microsoft Sucks aged extremely well

    • @secondhandfreiza8838
      @secondhandfreiza8838 4 роки тому +9

      @xNDFA_ GHOSTx *ehm* halo infinite going back to its roots, and then they hit us with microtransaction.

    • @secondhandfreiza8838
      @secondhandfreiza8838 4 роки тому +1

      @xNDFA_ GHOSTx what are you talking about?

    • @mr.bubaluba1065
      @mr.bubaluba1065 4 роки тому +2

      But can you play war zone online for free

    • @_-ghostfps-_8651
      @_-ghostfps-_8651 4 роки тому +10

      @@secondhandfreiza8838 the game is free
      And most of the times you play red vs blue so does it really matter?
      Plus they said most of it can be earned in game

    • @secondhandfreiza8838
      @secondhandfreiza8838 4 роки тому +6

      @@_-ghostfps-_8651you are paying/grinding for a feature that was free to use on the previous titles.

  • @daesonhow
    @daesonhow 2 роки тому +14

    damn the date on this video is so depressing because nothing has changed

  • @KristyJean
    @KristyJean 9 років тому +724

    You forgot what they did to Banjo and Kazooie.. That.... I just.... why...?

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 9 років тому +21

      +Kristy Jean rare in general, but especially banjo kazooie, never played nuts and bolts but jontrons video covered just about everything wrong with it i assume

    • @savvysquid7482
      @savvysquid7482 9 років тому +3

      +Kristy Jean Please explain what Microsoft did to Banjo Kazooie.

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 9 років тому

      microsoft bought rare and they turned an awesome collecting game into a car game, and kept the landscape of a collecting game

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 9 років тому +4

      ***** guaranteed rare by itself wouldnt have made a car game

    • @potatopielord
      @potatopielord 9 років тому +2

      +Kristy Jean well all they did was release a shitty game. Atleast it's better than not releasing it at all, because I'm sure some people got enjoyment out of it and it's not like the game is doing anybody any harm

  • @ethanlewis7635
    @ethanlewis7635 6 років тому +2821

    *Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants*

    • @tylerd80495
      @tylerd80495 6 років тому +15

      Mike Stoklasa I know it ain't the real Mike but it's funny cause I see Dunkey comment on RLM videos all the time

    • @Ulvis_B
      @Ulvis_B 6 років тому +4

      ants still better that Microsoft...

    • @Ed-tg2sp
      @Ed-tg2sp 6 років тому +1

      Ulvis ants are Microsoft

    • @ilmu011
      @ilmu011 6 років тому +3

      Mike Stoklasa Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 6 років тому +2

      Were those ants ripped off from an episode of Star Trek?

  • @thomasdysart9464
    @thomasdysart9464 7 років тому +447

    The free dlc thing made e furious , yes nowadays we do have free dlc but we have FUCKING MICROTRANSACTIONS to fill in the FUCKING GAP

    • @astrobear345
      @astrobear345 7 років тому +11

      *cough* Bungie *cough*

    • @terrathelunatic
      @terrathelunatic 7 років тому +1

      Greg the Dreg those are purely cosmetic though

    • @R3in_Ch
      @R3in_Ch 7 років тому +2

      joseph crincoli we payed the game for full price, now why the fuck arent we can get the cosmetics in the game that we already payed and need to pay more? hillarious

    • @terrathelunatic
      @terrathelunatic 7 років тому

      Venom Art it's only if you want to..

    • @MiguelRodriguez-lp9et
      @MiguelRodriguez-lp9et 7 років тому

      Joseph Crincoli Yes, but unlocking stuff takes a long time, its like they want you to buy them.

  • @nicolasestrem
    @nicolasestrem Рік тому +23

    This video aged extremely well

  • @LPRD
    @LPRD 6 років тому +3445

    Microsoft is a peepeehead

    • @crashmania4685
      @crashmania4685 5 років тому +113

      This nigga here said, did this nigga just say pee pee bro?

    • @BobDoleStyle
      @BobDoleStyle 5 років тому +44

      Crashmania 468 With them big ass ears.

    • @buttcheekgod6424
      @buttcheekgod6424 5 років тому +33

      Abody Elbakry BIG ASS EARS NIGGA

    • @chubb3034
      @chubb3034 5 років тому +51

      @@buttcheekgod6424 THEY LIKE BAMBI

    • @troywebster3638
      @troywebster3638 5 років тому +1

      One nice thing was when they returned my red ring xbox it had a hard drive i didn't own on it which i promptly sold for a nice $50 cash

  • @sellers737
    @sellers737 6 років тому +469

    so Microsoft is run by ants and Nintendo is run by a DVD copy of Sharktale?
    I can only imagine who's steering the ship over at Sony

    • @AidanConway01
      @AidanConway01 5 років тому +16

      @@mattar8432 he might be a goofball but he gets shit done 😂

    • @biggie-cheese2
      @biggie-cheese2 5 років тому +5

      some random japanese guy probably

    • @sullivans2004
      @sullivans2004 5 років тому +37

      A bootleg chinese Winnie the Pooh runs Sony now.

    • @bebenegao1695
      @bebenegao1695 5 років тому +3

      Bees :|

    • @gckbowers411
      @gckbowers411 5 років тому +9

      Probably a used vibrator. That's why the PS Move looked the way it did: nepotism. The CEO just hired all his vibrator friends.

  • @arercon
    @arercon 7 років тому +737

    back then i was a full heart ps3-gamer, it was a great time. but when sony started that ps plus bullshit i switched to pc. no regrets, one of the best decision i made

    • @harleycow5551
      @harleycow5551 7 років тому +13

      arercon just wait. places like steam will follow suit one day

    • @Monojoe
      @Monojoe 7 років тому +81

      Harley Co Steam will never be a paid for service.

    • @Dourkan
      @Dourkan 7 років тому +44

      Technically it is, as 20% of every game you buy, every purchase in the market and every transaction you make goes to Valve. Still tho, i prefer this.
      Also, welcome to the club, I hope you enjoy your stay!

    • @JGar453
      @JGar453 7 років тому +29

      Harley Co Lord Gaben understands the cancers nor is he desperate for money. Lord Gaben will save us

    • @TookyMud
      @TookyMud 7 років тому +2

      Dourkan thats bot a paid service idiot

  • @Yarnooee
    @Yarnooee 6 місяців тому +8

    at this point this video is more than just a fine wine..

  • @eon993
    @eon993 9 років тому +1120

    Am I the only one who can barely tell when Dunkey is being sarcastic, due to his voice.

    • @AudienceMurderer
      @AudienceMurderer 9 років тому +85

      +Samuel King
      Yeah, he sounds like a dunkey.

    • @jonfindlay7838
      @jonfindlay7838 9 років тому +137

      +Samuel King I think it's safe to say that he isn't being sarcastic in this video. Even about the ants.

    • @eon993
      @eon993 9 років тому +16

      +xXx Fioletowy i długi banan który przemierza Redtu-, znaczy, UA-cam z Planety Teletubisiów xXx At no point did I say they were "good" I said that I can't tell when Dunkey is being sarcastic, I was wondering if he was sarcastic when he said that some of the "funniest, most original people he ever met" were on XBOX Live.

    • @SuperArppis
      @SuperArppis 9 років тому

      +Samuel King
      Even if he is.. he still makes good points.

    • @eon993
      @eon993 9 років тому +7

      SuperArppis Yeah, In no way am I saying Dunkey makes bad points, as silly as he can be, he does offer insight about a love of different forms of games and other gaming related media, case in point, how shitty Microsoft really is to the gaming community sometimes.

  • @untilitookanarrow
    @untilitookanarrow 9 років тому +2608

    Im so happy that you stopped doing leauge videos. These are 1000x better.

    • @dashflasinton1697
      @dashflasinton1697 9 років тому +19

      I hate u

    • @themaxthejhon
      @themaxthejhon 9 років тому +82

      he always had a mix of both. but hes always made videos this good.

    • @vaderfan360
      @vaderfan360 9 років тому +75

      +Marty Mcfly Yeah tbh the space left by league of losers has really been filled by amazing content

    • @untilitookanarrow
      @untilitookanarrow 9 років тому +87

      Leauge was funny and all but to people who arent super into lt it isnt anything special

    • @ivancouisine7134
      @ivancouisine7134 9 років тому +2

      I also hate you

  • @jimmyelkordy3752
    @jimmyelkordy3752 8 років тому +154

    I don't know how anyone can support machinima in this day and age when every UA-camr who ever worked with them talk shit about them

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 років тому +29

      unless those "anyone" you refer to as the ones who support them arent people, but are actually, you guessed it...
      Antz

    • @TheSUPERPOTATO2000
      @TheSUPERPOTATO2000 7 років тому

      Gamal Elkordy I think NerdCubed is the only one who hasn't talked shit about them.

  • @lopez94000
    @lopez94000 5 місяців тому +5

    Crazy how this video appeared on my feed today… it’s still aging extremely well

  • @vega_tech
    @vega_tech 4 роки тому +3473

    The 6.7k dislikes are from ants

  • @kronillix2735
    @kronillix2735 5 років тому +2363

    whos here after the sequel he uploaded today

    • @gabesanzo4578
      @gabesanzo4578 5 років тому +8

      Haha has jevwi sober ode rod?

    • @ereynolds72
      @ereynolds72 5 років тому +30

      Gabe Sanzo wot

    • @gabesanzo4578
      @gabesanzo4578 5 років тому +9

      Lulu fae sorceress yeah try interpreting that you little arrow faced nunchuck-using price of used cardboard

    • @Armydillo62o
      @Armydillo62o 5 років тому +93

      Gabe Sanzo He’s speaking the language of the gods

    • @Cavadoro333
      @Cavadoro333 5 років тому

      Damn

  • @nickiannetta7675
    @nickiannetta7675 5 років тому +626

    Microsoft: you can’t have one free dlc SO PAY UP
    Me: Laughs in Hollow Knight

  • @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming
    @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming 2 місяці тому +13

    Let’s be honest, Microsoft never recovered from this video