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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2015
  • Microsoft hit the big time when Bill Gates stole all the good ideas that Steve Jobs stole from actual talented people.
    feat. / oneyng
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  • @vansdan.
    @vansdan. 3 роки тому +6539

    ever notice how you never see ants and microsoft in the same room?

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 3 роки тому +146

      Except on the credits for antz

    • @kake2978
      @kake2978 3 роки тому +15

      🤯

    • @theamazingguy150
      @theamazingguy150 3 роки тому +74

      Also noticed how ants sometimes go inside your Xbox.

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 3 роки тому +29

      Simple. Microsoft is run by a DVD copy of Antz, just sitting in a chair.

    • @shrekt8386
      @shrekt8386 3 роки тому +3

      You do. Just look at the execs.

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii 6 років тому +39948

    Now Nintendo is charging money to play Online.
    Thank You Microsoft.

    • @Migot1993
      @Migot1993 5 років тому +503

      so if Nintendo want money for multip[layer so for me Nintendo is that same company what MS.

    • @suavepilled7647
      @suavepilled7647 5 років тому +788

      atleast it isn't fucking 50 months a nanosecond and their servers actually work

    • @geoleavitt10
      @geoleavitt10 5 років тому +1188

      It's only $20 a year, includes cloud saves, and a wide, growing selection of NES games with online multiplayer. Beats XBox's $20 a month that was in place last I checked.

    • @HolyPetRel
      @HolyPetRel 5 років тому +212

      @@geoleavitt10 oh and also snes games, and probably more console titles as well.

    • @germandragon8664
      @germandragon8664 5 років тому +244

      My Problem with Nintendo is that how they try to kill all traces of the Wii U with the "Switch".
      First of all: the ports from the wii u to the switch.
      Kid: Dad, why does every game has "deluxe edition" written all over it?
      Dad: Do you want the game now which is the same game of an console nobody wants talk about none reason, just with new content which could have been practical as an 10 Dollars DLC?
      Second: Why the hell are the newest Title so frking boring, still so overhyped?
      Odyssey and BotW were like so empty (dispite being open world level) and not really benefictial at all for the main story,
      Fifa? Underflail(got to admit, the music is cool)? FARTNITE?!!?!?!
      Third: minor things.
      Look at the Wii U, in the menu you are getting greeted by a frking Mii you have created,
      many other miis from other players rush in to fill the empty Menu, then the Options, Icons, Games, ETC
      pops in.(When you have your birthday set, the wii U even gratulates you with a rebate coupon)
      And the Switch?
      I felt like they copy/pasted the nintendo DS menu just enlarged HD texture.

  • @vidgamarr5126
    @vidgamarr5126 2 роки тому +487

    Gabe Newell: “We want to continue growing the community by releasing free updates”
    Microsoft: wait, that’s *illegal*

    • @iskolya4136
      @iskolya4136 10 місяців тому +2

      thats the reason why tf2 dont have updates

    • @sunnysidedown404
      @sunnysidedown404 5 місяців тому

      Don't worry they have people with gambling addictions funding them
      ...maybe it's good people aren't following in VALVe's direction

    • @miamor6460
      @miamor6460 4 місяці тому +2

      @@iskolya4136 Let it go dude, 17 years of throughout update.

    • @flamingo_with_tophat296
      @flamingo_with_tophat296 3 місяці тому

      @@miamor6460they could just put a little anti cheat in there wouldn’t be that hard tbh, I mean they’re still profiting and people are still playing

  • @johnnybaxter1953
    @johnnybaxter1953 Рік тому +1278

    It’s amazing how almost every issue you mentioned is still prevalent 6 years later... everything this shit company touch turns to dust

    • @-tweeomoz-1786
      @-tweeomoz-1786 Рік тому +45

      Just like EA, the shittier versions of King Midas

    • @jjthejetplane11
      @jjthejetplane11 Рік тому +4

      RIGHT?!?

    • @matthewmellott1856
      @matthewmellott1856 Рік тому +15

      I swear I watch this video once a year for a laugh and you’re not wrong buddy

    • @Cecil_Augus
      @Cecil_Augus Рік тому

      @@matthewmellott1856 Microsoft is the fucking worst company of all of them. It's just ridiculous. Everything sucks. *E v e r y l i t t l e f u c k i n g t h i n g s u c k s*

    • @stepladder3257
      @stepladder3257 Рік тому +4

      That’s why I laugh at the New Vegas fanboys that say they will make Obsidian make NV 2

  • @sasaki8765
    @sasaki8765 4 роки тому +24274

    This video has aged extremely well.

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 роки тому +89

      Sasaki Nah like my song says Fuck PlayStation🔫🔫🔫

    • @demogaming8895
      @demogaming8895 4 роки тому +181

      @@liltree8382 Yeah fuck playstation.

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 4 роки тому +1489

      @@liltree8382 Being an xbox fan is the same as being gay

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 роки тому +27

      TheMasterofGames 💯Facts

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 роки тому +186

      j 😡🤬PlayStation rhymes with Gaystation

  • @SkilletTom
    @SkilletTom 8 років тому +6148

    MICRO - SMALL
    ANTS ARE SMALL

    • @gardeningniceperson
      @gardeningniceperson 8 років тому +69

      +-T S- coincidence? I think not

    • @peacefulltoucan
      @peacefulltoucan 8 років тому +106

      +-T S- SOFT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *HARD*
      GETTING AN XBOX TO ACTUALLY WORK IS *HARD*
      *IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!*

    • @IrulewithLucas
      @IrulewithLucas 8 років тому +1

      +LunarKestrel Well, the guy who originally created it was rich.

    • @dbonerr
      @dbonerr 8 років тому +21

      +-T S- SOFT - SOFT
      ANT BITES ARE SOFT

    • @micnor14
      @micnor14 8 років тому +10

      +Dawn Smith Someone should make a competitor company called "Macrohard" or "Megaha..." never mind.

  • @poperat
    @poperat Рік тому +392

    these old dunkey videos never fail to get a laugh out of me even after seeing them so many times

  • @Skyace13
    @Skyace13 2 роки тому +265

    This is for all the people who are excited about Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard

    • @wspencerwatkins
      @wspencerwatkins 2 роки тому +8

      Thanks, I was trying to remember throughout the whole video what I had heard Microsoft was acquiring recently. Blizzard has been so insanely corruptly corporate already for the past 10 or 15 years maybe it’ll cancel out somehow

    • @brown-eyedcheese5440
      @brown-eyedcheese5440 2 роки тому +14

      Jaguarp80 No no no, this is capitalism, the problem will only compound

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 2 роки тому +3

      Yes, they changed CEO and got better than Sony.

    • @ivanayala3402
      @ivanayala3402 2 роки тому +9

      @@JohnRock.357 nah we still got better exclusive’s

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 2 роки тому +2

      @@ivanayala3402 70 dollars for a story mode vs 500 games with only 10 dollars

  • @s1ndrome117
    @s1ndrome117 4 роки тому +13873

    That's why i trust Soulja boy Console

  • @Paul-dh3cg
    @Paul-dh3cg 3 роки тому +2259

    I always forget that this was made in 2015 until he says
    “ but it’s 2015 now”

  • @zeitxgeist
    @zeitxgeist 2 роки тому +174

    I remember my first RROD call with support:
    "dont stand it vertically, it's not made for that"
    "it's literally like that in every commercial in use!"
    "yes"
    I shit you not

  • @reynaldoalvarez8457
    @reynaldoalvarez8457 8 місяців тому +19

    Microsoft would sell a dlc to a game you can’t even buy anymore

  • @cali7056
    @cali7056 4 роки тому +3452

    microsoft: yeah, just do what you normally do!
    microsoft after criticism: *D E A T H*

    • @Theultimatechef233
      @Theultimatechef233 3 роки тому +11

      Microsoft: YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR MINECOINS FOR MAPS
      ME: I will fucking kill you I would rather use mcpedl

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 3 роки тому +5

      yeah he did the right thing, if it was me, i rather be a homeless than getting 1 million dolar from microsoft

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 роки тому

      @@Theultimatechef233 boi we use brains

    • @richardo188
      @richardo188 3 роки тому

      I am your 1000th like you are welcome

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg 3 роки тому

      @@Theultimatechef233 Microsoft didn’t even do that it was Mojang and 4J Microsoft doesn’t do shit with Minecraft they just own Mojang which owns Minecraft

  • @ethanlozada4470
    @ethanlozada4470 7 років тому +6496

    Never had these problems with the Gameboy

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 7 років тому +232

      *GameCube

    • @Raikeran
      @Raikeran 7 років тому +81

      GameCube is life

    • @geico105
      @geico105 7 років тому +62

      +Cat Life
      You can play Malleo Kawrt Dubble Dish onlyne ya nigga

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 7 років тому +27

      +Cat Life It's a joke dude

    • @wozz7771
      @wozz7771 7 років тому +8

      +Ethan Lozada look at their channel, he/she is obvoously 11 and cant notice sarcasm

  • @Halonyr
    @Halonyr 3 місяці тому +28

    This video has aged even better.

  • @gooseking2780
    @gooseking2780 2 роки тому +486

    Dunky: "Microsoft has the worst live service." Nintendo: Hold my beer.

    • @wompastompa3692
      @wompastompa3692 Рік тому +38

      At least Nintendo lets you play your offline single player games if their servers shit the bed. It ain't much, but it's something.

    • @basilplushie2534
      @basilplushie2534 Рік тому +2

      @@ezanawright7971 temporary or permanent?

    • @willwunsche6940
      @willwunsche6940 Рік тому +7

      @@ezanawright7971 Fun fact way back in the day when internet was more expensive the Nintendo DS had voice chat natively in the console on Pokemon Diamond and Pearl when you met up with friends in game and it was free. Nintendo has regressed

    • @luminosity01
      @luminosity01 Рік тому +2

      @@ezanawright7971 That's a different arguments, also xbox offers gamepass which blows nso system out of the water again

    • @wubbers662
      @wubbers662 Рік тому +1

      @@luminosity01 Didn't they just raise Gamepass' price for some reason (or are planning on it)?
      Not saying its bad, but it is starting to reach a point where they've put all they've could put on Gamepass, and we are starting to get filler. If the FTC doesn't block the deal, then it might be fine.

  • @doomjuan
    @doomjuan 4 роки тому +9093

    5 years later..... everybody is doing paid online multiplayer, including Nintendo :( this is why Steam is better

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 4 роки тому +777

      heh not PC lol
      hybrid masterrace

    • @doomjuan
      @doomjuan 4 роки тому +38

      John Bread hehe

    • @willblaikie8130
      @willblaikie8130 4 роки тому +28

      Cuz its fucking Japan.

    • @pesterosa100
      @pesterosa100 4 роки тому +79

      i came here because I found ants living on my desktop lmao

    • @MrVectorMV
      @MrVectorMV 4 роки тому +156

      @@pesterosa100 members of Microsoft came to fuck you over.

  • @OddworldCrash
    @OddworldCrash 7 років тому +5148

    "just do your thing" and then they get mad about your kind of humor?
    Wow, just wow...

    • @okapi_q
      @okapi_q 7 років тому +512

      I mean, to be completely fair... The deal was, they were going to pay Dunkey to promote their game. Dunkey took the game and explicitly told people not to buy it.
      I'm not a Microsoft fan, but there is a difference between allowing your client to use their own style of humor to promote your product, and letting your client tell people that the product they're being paid to support is garbage.

    • @Witnessretire
      @Witnessretire 7 років тому +267

      +Crump I think they should have said that he couldn't make fun of the product instead of them assuming that the person promoting it just to say they enjoy the game but hey maybe I'm dumb

    • @StoneAgedQ
      @StoneAgedQ 7 років тому +276

      Not once in that video did he tell people to not buy it

    • @airzingis1169
      @airzingis1169 7 років тому +92

      Yeah, there's no way Dunkey legitimately though that Microsoft would be cool with him bashing their game.

    • @annoying5andy
      @annoying5andy 7 років тому +84

      "These people must have beaten this BORING ASS GAME". They were triggered and they cut off the deal.

  • @JMAR_GAMES
    @JMAR_GAMES 2 місяці тому +68

    It’s 2024 and Microsoft has only gotten worse

  • @miimonkii5852
    @miimonkii5852 Рік тому +26

    7 years later, it still holds up.

    • @parknplay8328
      @parknplay8328 Рік тому +7

      I still get shocked every time I rewatch it and he says "it's 2015 now"

  • @DankFrank899
    @DankFrank899 8 років тому +4403

    Bill Gates?
    Steve Jobs?
    *Psycho Mantis?*

    • @SamantherPanther
      @SamantherPanther 8 років тому +244

      You're that ninja...

    • @AKarloR
      @AKarloR 8 років тому +10

      +SaiyanGoku9001 WHAT?

    • @Eoinster
      @Eoinster 8 років тому +23

      you're that ninja

    • @realSpook
      @realSpook 8 років тому +36

      its shadow jesus

    • @personalejcr
      @personalejcr 8 років тому +40

      Huh? What was that noise? Huh? Who's footprints are these? Huh?...

  • @abruptfury9920
    @abruptfury9920 3 роки тому +3056

    But ants are more productive than Microsoft. This is an insult to ants.

    • @melodolic9908
      @melodolic9908 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 3 роки тому +12

      ur right, sony managed to make the stellar emoji and smurf films

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 3 роки тому +6

      microsoft just made fable, those guys are pretty gay

    • @boldizsarfekete7576
      @boldizsarfekete7576 3 роки тому +15

      Ants are fascinating. Despite their size, the more you look at them, the more amazed you'll get by them, because they are such a well functioning society, despite them being a group of bugs that aren't really evolutionarily advanced.
      Microsoft is the opposite of that. The more you look at them, the less you want to see

    • @kazzycovid6236
      @kazzycovid6236 3 роки тому +7

      @@ScamOne indeed they did they also managed to make into the spider-verse

  • @awesomo7777
    @awesomo7777 2 роки тому +92

    This is one of Dunkey's realest and most cutting videos. He calls out the corporate scam bullshit that Microsoft does on a daily basis. The soft people at Micro(dick)soft continue these practices in broad daylight without shame. Of course Dunko still includes his signature humor to lighten the mood, but his language gives away the fact that he really feels strongly about these subjects, and he doesn't pull any punches. Big respect for big Donk.

  • @ryanc5572
    @ryanc5572 2 роки тому +80

    5 years later and I still applaud you for being honest in your review about their game. Almost none of these influences now would dare.

  • @MadShenans
    @MadShenans 3 роки тому +10212

    5 years and 14M views later...I wonder if it was worth taking 2 months of donkley’s rent?!

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 роки тому +175

      u think michaelsoft cares?

    • @Chosenlawman
      @Chosenlawman 3 роки тому +196

      @@alazyman7283 I mean that’s not much money relatively speaking and this video has been seen by millions so they did this to themselves

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 роки тому +21

      @3rd Way does this video make less people to buy xbox?No!U still buy xbox because ur friends have them

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 роки тому +31

      @3rd Way this amount of damage means nothing to michalesoft

    • @Camustang
      @Camustang 3 роки тому +25

      @3rd Way You don't have to be crazy to think this video didn't hurt them. In absolute terms, maybe it hurt them. In relative terms, it really didn't.
      But even in absolute terms, people watch Dunkey's videos for a laugh. If you seriously think a significant amount of people watched this video and thought "Oh yeah, that's it, a company did something terrible to Dunkey, I'm going to boycott them on his behalf" then you have some interesting notions about human behaviour. Most people are familiar with the idea that big companies are simply shady. It doesn't mean they do anything about it. They watch, laugh, and move on. Especially if the video isn't a call to action, and it's not.
      Even if you wanted to do anything, what would it be? Unless you're a mac user, you're not going to boycott their OS (admittedly if you're a mac user, you were already boycotting their OS). Unless your friends don't have a Xbox, you're not going to boytcott that, either. So what are you going to boycott, really? Nothing, as I see it.
      Microsoft has stakes in so many things that even if you did want to boycott them, you'd probably be supporting them without realizing it.
      So no, really, you'd have to be crazy to think this hurt them, buddy.

  • @Abatteries
    @Abatteries 4 роки тому +5865

    Wrong! You are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye!
    -Microsoft

    • @empress_0
      @empress_0 4 роки тому +27

      What video that have this quote? I forgot

    • @agenericguy1014
      @agenericguy1014 4 роки тому +30

      Nobody Care “Game critics” or something

    • @Abatteries
      @Abatteries 4 роки тому +36

      Nobody Care game critics part 2

    • @zdzxyd8001
      @zdzxyd8001 4 роки тому

      Nobody cares to you we love microsoft lol u know microsoft owns x box lol ur noob

    • @geraldolshaker5535
      @geraldolshaker5535 4 роки тому +4

      Microsoft bot #0103040 likes this comment

  • @strawhateli23
    @strawhateli23 10 місяців тому +13

    Still love that Dunky didn’t fake his content with the Microsoft contract videos. Stayed true to himself

  • @daesonhow
    @daesonhow 2 роки тому +13

    damn the date on this video is so depressing because nothing has changed

  • @xTHIRDHORSEMANx
    @xTHIRDHORSEMANx 4 роки тому +2476

    They sent me a completely different 360 when I sent mine in.
    My Xbox had an HDMI port and the one they sent me back didn’t

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 4 роки тому +79

      Wow...

    • @derineka
      @derineka 4 роки тому +221

      How are you supposed to use the Xbox without an HDMI port? Why are consoles like that even made? Wth? Microsoft really just sent you a brick. Sorry to hear

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 4 роки тому +197

      @@derineka boi... AV exists..

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 4 роки тому +56

      @@derineka aka RCA

    • @derineka
      @derineka 4 роки тому +53

      @@spikefallyt3350 Oh yeah! I forgot about AC cords, my bad

  • @alfredosojr
    @alfredosojr 4 роки тому +4492

    that part around 2:20 when he said "thank you for inspiring your competitors to sink to your level". That was some deep shit right there. I felt that

    • @eveningrice
      @eveningrice 3 роки тому +19

      What does your comment even mean

    • @sweetmelon3365
      @sweetmelon3365 3 роки тому +196

      Kind of think Apple does. Remove basic accessories and make customers pay for them all

    • @alfredosojr
      @alfredosojr 3 роки тому +71

      @@eveningrice my comment was expressing the agreeableness of dunkeys statement

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 роки тому +43

      Also applies with Nintendo switch online ugh

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao faux deep commentary.

  • @nicolasestrem
    @nicolasestrem 11 місяців тому +20

    This video aged extremely well

  • @bigusfunnies1321
    @bigusfunnies1321 9 місяців тому +26

    After Microsoft winning the lawsuit, this video aged really well

    • @edoneill6138
      @edoneill6138 9 місяців тому +7

      “I get to pay 390 a year and actually get good games now!!!” Like PlayStation hadn’t had that forever and for cheaper

  • @jupiter9099
    @jupiter9099 8 років тому +881

    You forgot to mention Microsoft was also responsible for the death of Rare.

    • @Pikayumyums
      @Pikayumyums 8 років тому +113

      +Savage _Tv Rare used to make quality games back in the day, like N64 era. Donkey Kongs, Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Diddy Kong Racing, etc. They were a great studio and second party developer for Nintendo. Then Microsoft bought them off and they've been reduced to essentially a shovelware company that's nothing more than an empty shell of what they used to be. This is most likely because of Microsoft's management over them, which in turn lead to a lot of good talent leaving, which made Rare become even shittier.

    • @PublicEnemy04
      @PublicEnemy04 8 років тому

      +Jupiter9099 Microsoft is secretly run by Vidya-Daiz.

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 8 років тому +9

      +Jupiter9099 yes omg I'll NEVER forgive them for that! I mean, the old Donkey Kong games were life. I still have them and they meant so much to my childhood. How can the developer responsible for such masterpieces be condemned to making what...Kinect games? They must be satan...

    • @chenjacobs7074
      @chenjacobs7074 8 років тому +6

      +Jupiter9099 Actually, bad business decisions are mostly to blame for Rare's demise. To be perfectly frank, Conquers Bad Fur Day is quite possibly the most unsuccessful game Rare ever put out. And, that's saying a lot considering Donkey Kong 64 actually lost money for Rare as a result of designing the game the way they did, because of the whole Expansion Pack curfufle.
      So yeah, you cannot blame Microsoft for that at all. Microsoft cleaned up after Rare had basically gone completely out of business. Top it off, Rare's final projects were terrible. They made consistently bad decisions left and right for years.

    • @tendernuggetz6896
      @tendernuggetz6896 8 років тому +2

      +Jupiter9099 Rare was already losing their edge before Microsoft picked them up, you can't blame them for that. Starfox Adventures anyone? Plus, they did manage to put out a couple gems on the 360.

  • @gavinens4779
    @gavinens4779 4 роки тому +2011

    And now Nintendo has started charging money for online, great.

    • @connortheduke8132
      @connortheduke8132 3 роки тому +192

      @@0606k when you let people play a bunch of great exclusive games online for free, and then all the sudden make them pay, they get mad.
      That's just how it works

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 3 роки тому +151

      Kqaan it isn’t bad but it’s a million times worse when you consider that the Wii U had free online that worked way better for the most part

    • @gamerguy6990
      @gamerguy6990 3 роки тому +66

      Kqaan most people don’t want multiple subscription services on top of one that ultimately just gives publishers free money for restricting a feature everyone should have

    • @drabin7759
      @drabin7759 3 роки тому +147

      @@0606k it is worse from others, because
      1. Nintendo online doesn't get you any good games unlike other subscribtions, all it gets you is bunch of old ROMS you can play at any time on anything for free
      2. Nintendo doesn't have dedicated servers, which means you are paying for using your own internet.
      3. Online gaming is a joke itself. If one person on team has shitty internet, entire match will have lags.

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 3 роки тому +26

      yeah fuck you & thank you Microsoft you fucking shit now fucking Nintendo Subscription Online bullshit just to play Monster Hunter with friends cost fucking money!!

  • @juliovsilva
    @juliovsilva 3 місяці тому +8

    this video aged like wine while the video game industry aged like milk

  • @Deeznutsgote
    @Deeznutsgote Рік тому +10

    Sony having free online play was thee best time of my childhood

  • @OneTwoMark
    @OneTwoMark 4 роки тому +2600

    Best part about this is that someone at Microsoft will have had to officially watch this as it says Microsoft sucks and its viral, which means they need to know why.

    • @heyimlate5656
      @heyimlate5656 4 роки тому +222

      They probably will. But will they take any criticism from this? No.

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 3 роки тому +39

      dunkey is a legend, i would go homeless if he asked me to

    • @AcolytesOfHorror
      @AcolytesOfHorror 3 роки тому +32

      this assumes that they're interested in improving themselves

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 3 роки тому +47

      @@AcolytesOfHorror they want to know why so they can make it worse duh

    • @sntslilhlpr6601
      @sntslilhlpr6601 3 роки тому +17

      @@heyimlate5656 And why should they? There have been no consequences from their actions.

  • @mandycraft706
    @mandycraft706 8 років тому +1062

    Is it dunkeys goal to destroy all the shitty video game companies, first riot, now Microsoft

    • @MrDylan9023
      @MrDylan9023 8 років тому +104

      THEN KONAMI

    • @mandycraft706
      @mandycraft706 8 років тому +107

      Then EA

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 8 років тому +30

      Exactly how is riot shitty? I mean they aren't perfect but they really put forth to please the fanbase but you can't make them all happy so whatever.

    • @VoidSixx
      @VoidSixx 8 років тому +38

      +Mark Donkor I take it you didn't watch dunkeys quitting LoL video?

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 8 років тому +4

      +AirCommando12 I did watch it and while I agree that they could have handled it far better than they did, there is no doubt in my mind dunkey is also at fault.

  • @purp8057
    @purp8057 8 місяців тому +8

    It’s 2023 now things haven’t changed

  • @Cobalt8138
    @Cobalt8138 8 місяців тому +12

    This video aged like fine wine .

    • @bearpoop720
      @bearpoop720 4 місяці тому

      No it didn't, just stop acting like everything this guy says is true, he says a lot of bullshit which people love to believe.

  • @scroti2042
    @scroti2042 4 роки тому +3379

    To add on to exhibit Z: The Final Fuckening (5:24)
    When Castle Crashers was released, Playable characters such as the King, Open Faced Gray Knight, Evil Cultist, and the Necromancer were all unlocked by completing certain levels on the Insane Difficulty (For Example, you got the Necromancer once you finish the industrial castle)
    However, Microsoft decided that for the Xbox 360 version of the game, you had to purchase a Character Pack using the Microsoft Points (remember the 400 for 5$ bullshit?)
    The reason why this was stupid was because that meant all profits were going directly to Microsoft rather than the Behemoth; who had publicly stated that all their DLC revenue made from the Pink Knight and Blacksmith packs would have gone to a charity to stop Breast Cancer.
    So yeah, fuck Microsoft.

    • @rikovladimir8655
      @rikovladimir8655 4 роки тому +79

      damn

    • @wordcroutons
      @wordcroutons 4 роки тому +123

      Similar fuckery happened with Bastion's extra challenge "Stranger's Dream." They were forced to charge a dollar for DLC that was free for PC users.

    • @floater7082
      @floater7082 4 роки тому +52

      WTF???? When me and my brothers got our xbox(which was used by another guy) we didn't have to pay for character packs. Damn didn't know that people had to pay because I love that game :/

    • @scroti2042
      @scroti2042 4 роки тому +20

      Naval
      They did make pink knight free but that was about it, everyone else, including the blacksmith (which was an actual dlc character for all platforms), weren’t though, thankfully the remastered edition doesn’t pull this shit but it’s still unfortunate that the 360 did

    • @Raphsophomes
      @Raphsophomes 4 роки тому +41

      Jesus christ. That's like blatently evil.

  • @mynameachef8614
    @mynameachef8614 8 років тому +1394

    i like how pewdiepie has like 40 million subs but his vids get like 2 million viewes per vid but dunkey has 2mil subs and within 1 day his vid has 1.5 million views
    gg dunkey

    • @PearsAreOk
      @PearsAreOk 8 років тому +191

      +Slender Mam it's because pewdiepie shits them out everyday, nobody can catch up with him.

    • @friesguy5467
      @friesguy5467 8 років тому +13

      Matthew Patrick made a theory vid about it. Tl;dw when someone takes a break and you dont watch them for that time, they disappear in your sub box.

    • @theJohnOTD
      @theJohnOTD 8 років тому +79

      +friesguy5467
      it still means that more of dunk's subs are loyal to his dick.

    • @RoguSpanish
      @RoguSpanish 8 років тому +66

      +CheekyScrubinator2000 Exactly, especially when all his fans are so busy completing kindergarten.

    • @wyattf.3837
      @wyattf.3837 8 років тому

      Click bait title brought me I'm not subscribed:)

  • @rustygun1
    @rustygun1 6 місяців тому +19

    8 years later in 2023 and Microsoft still sucks

    • @yolimap
      @yolimap 5 місяців тому +10

      even more

  • @kanyeet5162
    @kanyeet5162 Рік тому +63

    This video aged like fine wine. Microsoft doesn't belong in gaming

    • @Harryshortsae
      @Harryshortsae 9 місяців тому

      Gamepass is top notch tho

    • @Eliassthepro
      @Eliassthepro 7 місяців тому

      @@The_Mexican_Dudewhy tho? I have an XSX and I’m kind of enjoying it (starfeild, payday 3, forza, lies of p, and banjo nuts and bolts are all in gamepass lol)

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 3 роки тому +16021

    Microsoft: just do your thing
    Dunkey: *does his thing*
    Microsoft: you weren’t supposed to do that

    • @SomeGuy-my7en
      @SomeGuy-my7en 3 роки тому +103

      *supposed, just saying :)

    • @Unfortunatelydead.
      @Unfortunatelydead. 3 роки тому +27

      @@SomeGuy-my7en cool name :)

    • @manalsaad2430
      @manalsaad2430 3 роки тому +6

      I'm you're 666th like

    • @TheObiareus
      @TheObiareus 3 роки тому +179

      TBF, if a company is paying you money to advertise their game, it’s probably good practice to not shit on it, despite whatever the company told you.
      Dunkey has made plenty of hilarious videos on terrible games in the past without shitting on them, it’s likely it wouldn’t have been too hard for him to do it when MS was literally paying him to do so.
      The rest of the arguments in this video are completely valid, and Microsoft deserves getting shit for lots of reasons, but in this case i think dunkey just made a mistake.

    • @trickyy5738
      @trickyy5738 3 роки тому +211

      TribuneAquila They should’ve known how he acts in his videos, he’s completely honest in his reviews and he’ll completely shit on a game if he wants to no matter if there is money in it or not, he’s not like IGN where they get a couple thousand dollars and give the game a 9/10

  • @meatman1889
    @meatman1889 5 років тому +1684

    Microsoft really makes you feel like ants

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 4 роки тому +3

      Someone had to start the trends of horror,bayBEE

    • @umu8912
      @umu8912 4 роки тому

      Microsoft makes you *feel* antman

    • @munin9530
      @munin9530 4 роки тому +1

      ants are a force to be reckoned with

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 4 роки тому +2

      ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS

  • @fuckthezuck
    @fuckthezuck 2 місяці тому +5

    This video is like a fine wine...

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 6 місяців тому +8

    8years later and it's only gotten worse outside of xbox game pass

  • @PFSVenom
    @PFSVenom 8 років тому +4456

    Looks like in this video Microsoft is... the main *ant* agonist!
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @gandalfthechill
    @gandalfthechill 6 років тому +2593

    Hey at least Nintendo would never do this to us!
    Aaaaaaand there they go

    • @lolo962
      @lolo962 6 років тому +115

      Brandon Peter bro it is only 20 dollars a year which is like 1/3 the price of Sony and Microsoft.

    • @gandalfthechill
      @gandalfthechill 6 років тому +422

      Yeah but now they’re charging for what used to be free and is likely the same quality. If they use the money to make their online services better like adding chat rooms or something then I’d be ok with it, but I doubt they will.

    • @scaryonline
      @scaryonline 6 років тому +9

      Link- Hero Of Hyrule what their game is overpriced too

    • @willphillips2522
      @willphillips2522 6 років тому +18

      Hey nintendo is a business they gotta make money to make good games

    • @jonahmordhaim2705
      @jonahmordhaim2705 6 років тому +176

      Will Phillips so they havent made good games in the past 26 years?

  • @PunmasterSTP
    @PunmasterSTP 2 роки тому +22

    This is one of the most honest, enlightening and phenomenal things I've ever seen.

  • @yowo123
    @yowo123 6 років тому +1048

    Every 360 I've ever had has died.. "naturally", but my Nintendo 64 still goes hard as fuck.

    • @nara5392
      @nara5392 6 років тому +1

      aY

    • @Hungarycloud
      @Hungarycloud 6 років тому +40

      My ps1 and ps2 are still doing great as well. And my Gameboy Colour :)

    • @raylakame4833
      @raylakame4833 6 років тому +10

      Aside from the PSP, every console I have is okay.

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 6 років тому +4

      If it weren't for their 3rd party, no way I would spend so much money on that piece of shit. In hindsight Sony screwed up big time with their expensive big fat black cube.

    • @memelawd_na6171
      @memelawd_na6171 6 років тому +13

      N64 beautiful console

  • @AvoytDesign
    @AvoytDesign 4 роки тому +1305

    "Hah, that's what you get for playing on consoles!"
    * turns to face my Microsoft Windows PC
    "...oh."

    • @tylerleeson1614
      @tylerleeson1614 4 роки тому +26

      @TheGameSleuth but WINE can be such a pain in the dick sometimes.

    • @twistedmetalyrock200
      @twistedmetalyrock200 4 роки тому +69

      @TheGameSleuth imagine using linux

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 4 роки тому +13

      @@twistedmetalyrock200 lol it's pretty simple nowadays. Download Linux mint, install it, realize it has more than twice less prompts than windows during install, open the settings to install drivers and install all the shit you need from the builtin Linux store.
      Its not perfect, but it's very usable nowadays. And it has all the things you need for steam games and basic operation.

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 4 роки тому +66

      @@lonttugamer2939 "more than twice less"
      "more than twice less"
      this is the mind of a Linux user
      "more than twice less"

    • @btcannon2274
      @btcannon2274 4 роки тому +12

      @@nathanlevesque7812 "this is the mind of a linux user"
      "this is the mind of a linux user"
      because a grammar error simply makes you dumb and untrustworthy
      "this is the mind of a linux user"

  • @ibrahimmteirek903
    @ibrahimmteirek903 8 місяців тому +5

    After 7 years, this video is still perfectly timed.

  • @frankthatfunks2428
    @frankthatfunks2428 3 місяці тому +6

    This aged extraordinary fuckin well

  • @hardtmannn8804
    @hardtmannn8804 8 років тому +3036

    OOOOOO!!!
    Rip on EA next, Dunkey!

    • @DclGamingPurple
      @DclGamingPurple 8 років тому +4

      +rmanami so true

    • @AFKAwesome
      @AFKAwesome 8 років тому +1

      Sony and nintendont are probably next

    • @realdomdom
      @realdomdom 8 років тому

      +maladr0id Rip her up, dunkey!

    • @Arbie812
      @Arbie812 8 років тому +9

      +maladr0id Shooting fish in a barrel.

    • @BERKAYWOOD
      @BERKAYWOOD 8 років тому +2

      +AFKAwesome nintendo is gonna be hard doe still i hope he pulls it off i just like his commentary.

  • @legend2533
    @legend2533 5 років тому +682

    *"IT'S 2015"*
    Me:Time flies bro... Time flies...

  • @ReiujiUtsuhoOkuu
    @ReiujiUtsuhoOkuu 8 місяців тому +4

    First song at 0:00 is Save Point - Kirby Super Star - Super Smash Bros Melee

  • @davemclover81
    @davemclover81 Рік тому +6

    7 years later and this still holds up. Microsoft sucks

  • @EuropeChannel
    @EuropeChannel 7 років тому +1311

    I literally had the XBOX 360 for a week and didn't even have any games yet, and I got the fucking ring of death. I was so fucking pissed.

    • @koyooko5160
      @koyooko5160 7 років тому +2

      Europe Channel I had my first xbox360 for 6 years (Since 2010). Wtf is going on.

    • @justinzhu5984
      @justinzhu5984 7 років тому +69

      You were part of the 46% of people who didn't get the ring.

    • @EuropeChannel
      @EuropeChannel 7 років тому +21

      Some guy named Paul lol if it had only been that easy for all of us

    • @MemberBerry-cu9qi
      @MemberBerry-cu9qi 7 років тому +37

      it had a 54% failure rate. It's no surprise. hands down one of the worst console to be released

    • @Xxh3lix2000xX
      @Xxh3lix2000xX 7 років тому

      You are aware they switched out those with red rings for free if you still had the receipt?

  • @Pvided
    @Pvided 8 років тому +896

    Keyori's next video "Sony Sucks" confirmed

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 8 років тому

      +Patrick true true 100% true

    • @ShayanAli999
      @ShayanAli999 8 років тому +5

      +Patrick Star But I like Keyori. I watched his videos and found way better LoL UA-camrs thanks to him. And then unsubscribed Keyori :D

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 8 років тому +1

      Aryze No

    • @boborton9989
      @boborton9989 8 років тому

      +Druxy Dz Nice. Subbing to him and unsubbing from donkey.

    • @Shotgunkjell
      @Shotgunkjell 8 років тому +1

      +Aryze good choice bud

  • @cjinworldofgaming511
    @cjinworldofgaming511 2 місяці тому +3

    As the time passes, the video continues to age very well

  • @SirGlacius1
    @SirGlacius1 2 роки тому +5

    It would be great to see an update to this study case.

  • @Hazo803
    @Hazo803 8 років тому +2584

    if anyone wants some of the music
    0:00 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - File Select
    0:23 Twisted Metal (PS3) Theme
    0:33 Blinx - Time Square
    1:32 Animal Crossing - Resetti
    2:28 Chibi Robo - Midday Majesty
    3:47 Face Raiders - Options
    3:53 Tomba 2 - Time Stopped
    4:05 Grow Home - Bud's Theme
    4:39 Donkey Kong 64 - Mad Maze Maul
    5:23 Final Fantasy 6 - Dancing Mad
    5:35 Final Fantasy 6 - Dark World
    6:15 Resistance 2 - Main Menu
    6:46 Blinx - Shop

    • @YobaHere
      @YobaHere 8 років тому +15

      +Hazo803 thank you

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 8 років тому +10

      +Hazo803 the Resistance 2 Main menu theme is in there too around 6:15

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 8 років тому +10

      +Dopamine Cloud Thank you!

    • @Bajlum13
      @Bajlum13 8 років тому +8

      +Hazo803 0:24 is the Twisted Metal (PS3) theme.

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 8 років тому +2

      +Bajlum13 Thank you!

  • @Dragonborn-dc4uj
    @Dragonborn-dc4uj 6 років тому +1335

    Their worst decision was buying Rare in 2002, and buying Ensemble earlier in 2001. They ended up not ruining Ensemble at first, but then Ensemble had a big idea for a Halo MMO because they were tired with RTS’s, then Microsoft turned it down and made Ensemble work on another RTS. That RTS was a Halo game which later ended up being Ensemble’s final game, that game was Halo Wars in 2009. They ruined Ensemble, but it’s far from what they did with Rare. Everybody from the N64 era left Rare, and after that they made subpar games that were just placeholders so Microsoft could at least have some exclusives to release that year before the big boys could release. I know Sea of Thieves was ok, but if they keep going and Rare is not showing any success, I honestly think Rare’s end is in sight.

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 років тому +9

      I guess that's why Sea of Thieves is highly anticipated. Why it topped number one on Twitches most viewed for multiple days and come launch will likely be a huge success and will likely top Twitch again when tournaments for CS and League aren't on.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 6 років тому +27

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй ugh people are still talking about sea of thieves? Lol that game will be irrelevant come 4/20 ayyyyy God of war baby!!!

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 років тому +2

      Killing Stars, You have no power here.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 6 років тому +14

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй I don't just bc sea of thieves got a little fame on twitch? Lol

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 років тому +3

      Killing Stars, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE.

  • @joehall9836
    @joehall9836 3 роки тому +8

    4:32 you can tell it's Oney by the Harry Potter typeface

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 5 років тому +8689

    Let's take a deeper dive into this though...
    Micro = Small
    Soft = Fragile
    Ants are small and fragile.
    Xbox goes from Xbox, to 360, to 1. Ants can't count.
    Why an x BOX? To trap humans inside a machine of games, similar to how humans trap ants in ant farms. Look at the design of an xbox. It has the same dimensions as an ant farm.

    • @kohnjfennedy4627
      @kohnjfennedy4627 5 років тому +159

      JCstock this deserves more likes

    • @zeppo2240
      @zeppo2240 5 років тому +111

      I really hope the Dunk has seen this comment

    • @SomeoneTookRallo
      @SomeoneTookRallo 5 років тому +30

      Underrated

    • @krowpan799
      @krowpan799 5 років тому +16

      r/i’m14andthisisdeep

    • @lordflako5324
      @lordflako5324 5 років тому +25

      so microsoft is run by peepeeheads!

  • @gtw7904
    @gtw7904 3 роки тому +1328

    Ironic that this is in my recommended right after that Microsoft presentation.

  • @lucianoliberati8925
    @lucianoliberati8925 2 роки тому +30

    Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard proving Dunkey right

    • @thelemoneater
      @thelemoneater 2 роки тому +3

      Yes but in this specific case actiblizz was already owned by the devil. Microsoft will at least not cut hundred of jobs for some short term profit like the old clowns running the show.
      Hopefully the IPs Activision ransacked will be given some justice, as in Microsoft's eyes it could only strengthen the game pass.

    • @D4nkB0t
      @D4nkB0t 2 роки тому

      @@thelemoneater hopefully we get a NEW call of duty game and peggle 3
      Edit: Ik that ea owns peggle

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 2 роки тому

      @@thelemoneater All I have to say is this:
      Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

    • @thelemoneater
      @thelemoneater 2 роки тому

      @@CloakofAuron ooof, on a second thought, they did royally screwed up their acquire of Mixer... I'm hoping they do something soon, but atm its looking a bit bleak.

  • @regmatshiya1437
    @regmatshiya1437 Рік тому +7

    They offer this man 2 months of rent to play their game and he proceeds to shit on the game.Legend💀🔥

  • @Toxisanidiot
    @Toxisanidiot 6 років тому +509

    "Games for windows live"
    This is why Steam exists for computers

    • @barodrinksbeer7484
      @barodrinksbeer7484 5 років тому +3

      cooley did you forget to switch accounts.

    • @Harv-E
      @Harv-E 5 років тому +1

      @@harisshakil2040 and they won't even work as they supposed to

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 5 років тому

      Steam isn't even that good anymore. It's run by asset flippers now. and Valve declares them good because they make the monies.

    • @shearman360
      @shearman360 5 років тому

      Mathew Perkins Don’t buy the asset flip games then?

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm6270 3 роки тому +3705

    Microsoft can't be ran by ants
    Ants are too smart to own Microsoft

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 3 роки тому +26

      sony made the greatest movie of all time, the smurfs 2

    • @laughingstar3945
      @laughingstar3945 3 роки тому +10

      Scam One emoji movie

    • @ultronferro
      @ultronferro 3 роки тому +13

      Plot twist: xbox fans are the ants and Microsoft is the queen

    • @abelsm6270
      @abelsm6270 3 роки тому +15

      @@ultronferro Xbox fans are simps and Microsoft is the simp queen

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg 3 роки тому +6

      @@abelsm6270 PS4 players are even whinier
      Example: You

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT 2 роки тому +8

    Microsoft have seriously corrupted the entire gaming industry through their shady business of extorting large amounts of cash from the players. And it's absolutely disgraceful! That really sickens me! 😤

  • @poprdog
    @poprdog 2 роки тому +5

    You can tell this is dunkeys greatest video since he has zero dislikes. What a master piece

  • @untilitookanarrow
    @untilitookanarrow 8 років тому +2608

    Im so happy that you stopped doing leauge videos. These are 1000x better.

    • @dashflasinton1697
      @dashflasinton1697 8 років тому +19

      I hate u

    • @themaxthejhon
      @themaxthejhon 8 років тому +82

      he always had a mix of both. but hes always made videos this good.

    • @vaderfan360
      @vaderfan360 8 років тому +75

      +Marty Mcfly Yeah tbh the space left by league of losers has really been filled by amazing content

    • @untilitookanarrow
      @untilitookanarrow 8 років тому +87

      Leauge was funny and all but to people who arent super into lt it isnt anything special

    • @ivancouisine7134
      @ivancouisine7134 8 років тому +2

      I also hate you

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid485 5 років тому +737

    It's makes me so happy to think that Dunkey made way more off this video than Microsoft initially fucked him out of. The irony.

    • @Wenyfile
      @Wenyfile 5 років тому +45

      @Bobcat This was back in 2015 when youtube didn't demonetize everything.

    • @bimasetyaputra8381
      @bimasetyaputra8381 5 років тому +1

      Can someone gave me the context about dunkey and Microsoft?

    • @venomsilverisawesome4766
      @venomsilverisawesome4766 5 років тому +8

      @@bimasetyaputra8381 I'm going to assume you're joking.

    • @fractic4423
      @fractic4423 5 років тому +6

      Bima Setyaputra Watch the video dude

    • @punani_slayer4209
      @punani_slayer4209 5 років тому +2

      @@Wenyfile the video still isn't 10 mins long so he wouldn't be making that much

  • @GarySiniseOfficial
    @GarySiniseOfficial Місяць тому +5

    You can't just make friends in videogames anymore. too much financial input and censorship...it's just not the same anymore.

  • @evilreanimation747
    @evilreanimation747 6 місяців тому +3

    I come back to this video every time Microsoft does "updates" on any of their products. It was mediocre before but now it just sucks. I now have to waste my space downloading an older version of the same app because "Oh we just felt like updating it". Groove music was fine, but it changed, effectively making the process of editing track info worse, and now Photos is locked behind some stupid "Legacy" app with the update removing all of my data not to mention that godawful clipchamp app replacing video editor. Why are changing for the sake of change rather than an actually useful update?

  • @Ronaldino150
    @Ronaldino150 6 років тому +1219

    Oh my God I just struck gold by finding this channel LOL

    • @whatsthepoint9992
      @whatsthepoint9992 6 років тому +31

      you only just found dunkey where the fuck have you been. school GHA

    • @goldghost3657
      @goldghost3657 6 років тому +17

      Andrew Jauregui KNACK 2 BABY

    • @bedivere6906
      @bedivere6906 6 років тому +2

      3 more days BABY

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 6 років тому

      Same.

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 6 років тому +6

      Found out about this guy a week ago. Its glorious.

  • @ethanlewis7635
    @ethanlewis7635 6 років тому +2830

    *Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants*

    • @tylerd80495
      @tylerd80495 6 років тому +15

      Mike Stoklasa I know it ain't the real Mike but it's funny cause I see Dunkey comment on RLM videos all the time

    • @Ulvis_B
      @Ulvis_B 6 років тому +4

      ants still better that Microsoft...

    • @Ed-tg2sp
      @Ed-tg2sp 6 років тому +1

      Ulvis ants are Microsoft

    • @ilmu011
      @ilmu011 6 років тому +3

      Mike Stoklasa Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 6 років тому +2

      Were those ants ripped off from an episode of Star Trek?

  • @trueblue1893
    @trueblue1893 2 роки тому +38

    You know, every time I come back to this video on shuffle, it reminds me how good of a choice I made to stick with Sony.

    • @Blearcord
      @Blearcord 2 роки тому +3

      Keep being a fanboy, they all suck including sony.

    • @kineticbongos
      @kineticbongos 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @cilllee2308
      @cilllee2308 2 роки тому +2

      @Blear Cord how is he a fanboy?

    • @abub-bj5vz
      @abub-bj5vz 2 роки тому +16

      @@Blearcord welp guess we can't play video games now, blear cord said they all suck

    • @hsalfesrever3554
      @hsalfesrever3554 2 роки тому +5

      I'm sticking with Nintendo but I do like Sony

  • @trithientran7146
    @trithientran7146 11 місяців тому +15

    Who’s here after Redfall

  • @DunkeyIsBlack
    @DunkeyIsBlack 7 років тому +899

    The dislikes are Microsoft employees

    • @anthonydesantis7862
      @anthonydesantis7862 7 років тому +1

      The pc has bugs and glitches too but they get fixed really quick

    • @renixmar3373
      @renixmar3373 7 років тому +72

      I think even Microsoft employees dislike their workplace

    • @HighSkiez
      @HighSkiez 7 років тому +9

      ReNixMaR
      I was about to say the same thing ha ha. I've heard plenty of horror stories from Microsoft employees. Like how their superiors are complete assholes and they get assigned tasks that are almost impossible, with the threat of termination if they don't finish.

    • @rotten1462
      @rotten1462 7 років тому +43

      do you mean the likes

  • @Kaidantonio333
    @Kaidantonio333 4 роки тому +4632

    Xbox is the first "strand"-type console.

    • @yassinedhouib319
      @yassinedhouib319 4 роки тому +56

      You're an absolute legend for this comment

    • @starbvuks7171
      @starbvuks7171 4 роки тому +16

      💀💀💀

    • @ohritz3939
      @ohritz3939 4 роки тому +28

      This is the single funniest comment I’ve ever seen on UA-cam in my entire life.

    • @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa
      @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa 4 роки тому +1

      explain strand

    • @timmyp6297
      @timmyp6297 4 роки тому +18

      @@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa He is clearly referring to the first "strand-type" game, Death Stranding.

  • @Will_Game_For_Silver
    @Will_Game_For_Silver 2 роки тому

    That lil Blink the Time Sweeper shop tune at the end. I'm happy I didn't need to think too hard. Revisited the game recently and it was a blast.

  • @a-damthemansixtynan4463
    @a-damthemansixtynan4463 2 роки тому +7

    My brother used to be a top tier GoW player back then and I remember him yelling “fucking HOST!” a lot. The second game was like that too.

    • @nikhilvishnoi100
      @nikhilvishnoi100 2 роки тому +7

      it took me a second to realise you were talking about gears of war

  • @Mraigcoogsley
    @Mraigcoogsley 4 роки тому +837

    That’s why I use my Chinese gas station console, the Bexbox

    • @shlop3667
      @shlop3667 4 роки тому +18

      Bexbox Bestbox

    • @shibe9794
      @shibe9794 3 роки тому +3

      boxbex

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 3 роки тому +2

      it seems you got too emotionally attached to this conversation. Leave, thanks.

    • @jasonchen4807
      @jasonchen4807 3 роки тому

      Lmaooo

    • @i_cry_havok__
      @i_cry_havok__ 3 роки тому +4

      What is Xbox's favorite thing to do?
      Beatbox
      Normally I suck at jokes and puns and trying to make people laugh but I tried my best with the little joke.

  • @CunningCondor
    @CunningCondor 7 років тому +626

    Gaming isn't dying. Game companies are.

    • @karigrandii
      @karigrandii 7 років тому +34

      And almost all gaming communitys are shit amd full of cancer. And youtube gamers are just making thigs more cancerous

    • @axela.9247
      @axela.9247 7 років тому +2

      who said anyone is dying?

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 7 років тому +6

      Which are made by companies.

    • @patrickbrennan4853
      @patrickbrennan4853 7 років тому +4

      +Friedrich Giftmacher Indie developers are taking the market tho. Smaller studios w/ bigger profits and better games? Game companies aren't dying, it's more like survival of the fittest.

    • @Tinr2d2
      @Tinr2d2 7 років тому +5

      I think companies are just getting really greedy. You get the new call of duty, for 60$, but, you want more maps or guns? That'll be another 60

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 2 роки тому +3

    4:26 I will never be able to stop associating that fog horn sound with anything but the horrible burger from the Burgina episode.
    Please, make my suffering have an end. It's been so many years of therapy, but I can't forget that burger, it won't make me stop feeling nauseous
    Please

  • @AussieBleuu
    @AussieBleuu Рік тому +14

    Xbox 360 really made you feel like you wish you had a PS3

    • @thelazyworkersandwich4169
      @thelazyworkersandwich4169 2 місяці тому

      Honestly. The 360 is the reason I completely avoid xbox,haven't looked back since. Getting a 360 over a ps3 is still one of my biggest regrets to this day.

  • @Busty2Dusty
    @Busty2Dusty 8 років тому +249

    Old school people are terrified to play video games on computers because they think it is complicated. Their stubbornness and inability to move away from a console is the reason why consoles can pull this garbage.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 8 років тому +5

      That something is maybe easy to understand for you does not mean it cant be really complicated for other people.

    • @Syndaz
      @Syndaz 8 років тому +14

      +CyberLance26 No they think it is difficult so they DON'T even try to attempt it not that its complicated, it's quite simple to be honest. Just look at jayz2cents daughter building a pc...

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 8 років тому +8

      sHir0 Well i dont understand anything about computers except for using the internet and every time i have tried to play a computer game i could not make it work for some reason so i strongly prefer consoles where all you need to do is to put the disc in and the game will work right away and you dont need to worry about specs and other similar stuff.

    • @zackpinkman4240
      @zackpinkman4240 8 років тому +4

      +CyberLance26 well of course it won't work without right software and hardware

    • @Helljumper7200
      @Helljumper7200 8 років тому +16

      I guess new school people are ignorant of the fact that console people have a life 😃

  • @KristyJean
    @KristyJean 8 років тому +726

    You forgot what they did to Banjo and Kazooie.. That.... I just.... why...?

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 8 років тому +21

      +Kristy Jean rare in general, but especially banjo kazooie, never played nuts and bolts but jontrons video covered just about everything wrong with it i assume

    • @savvysquid7482
      @savvysquid7482 8 років тому +3

      +Kristy Jean Please explain what Microsoft did to Banjo Kazooie.

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 8 років тому

      microsoft bought rare and they turned an awesome collecting game into a car game, and kept the landscape of a collecting game

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 8 років тому +4

      ***** guaranteed rare by itself wouldnt have made a car game

    • @potatopielord
      @potatopielord 8 років тому +2

      +Kristy Jean well all they did was release a shitty game. Atleast it's better than not releasing it at all, because I'm sure some people got enjoyment out of it and it's not like the game is doing anybody any harm

  • @insecureape
    @insecureape 8 місяців тому +3

    Yo, I think you could do a part two since the years that have passed lol

  • @nickelbutt
    @nickelbutt 2 роки тому +4

    A comedian, a critic, and a consumer advocate.

  • @vega_tech
    @vega_tech 4 роки тому +3486

    The 6.7k dislikes are from ants

  • @thomasdysart9464
    @thomasdysart9464 7 років тому +448

    The free dlc thing made e furious , yes nowadays we do have free dlc but we have FUCKING MICROTRANSACTIONS to fill in the FUCKING GAP

    • @astrobear345
      @astrobear345 6 років тому +11

      *cough* Bungie *cough*

    • @terrathelunatic
      @terrathelunatic 6 років тому +1

      Greg the Dreg those are purely cosmetic though

    • @R3in_Ch
      @R3in_Ch 6 років тому +2

      joseph crincoli we payed the game for full price, now why the fuck arent we can get the cosmetics in the game that we already payed and need to pay more? hillarious

    • @terrathelunatic
      @terrathelunatic 6 років тому

      Venom Art it's only if you want to..

    • @MiguelRodriguez-lp9et
      @MiguelRodriguez-lp9et 6 років тому

      Joseph Crincoli Yes, but unlocking stuff takes a long time, its like they want you to buy them.

  • @Davenzoid
    @Davenzoid 2 роки тому +6

    Looking back at this video, suddenly, valve's decision to try and do away with Windows altogether makes perfect sense. Everything is crystal clear now.

  • @thesmithchristian
    @thesmithchristian 9 місяців тому +6

    Unfortunately... This video may never age....

  • @arvidinator3184
    @arvidinator3184 6 років тому +415

    I'm just now recalling years ago when I was at a gamestop and I asked: "hey what's this games for windows live thing" and the guy literally responds with "don't buy the ones with that label on, they suck."

    • @cineseabass5145
      @cineseabass5145 6 років тому +81

      Dånald Dack Smart Guy

    • @mr.sleepyhead8401
      @mr.sleepyhead8401 6 років тому +38

      Dånald Dack I wish somebody would have told my family that.

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @Nick-chipz
      @Nick-chipz 6 років тому +1

      I had a guy at GameStop ask me "why would you want an Xbox one" He was tryin to sell me PS4
      I said for Halo
      And he said "oh yea...that's the only reason I should"
      And then halo 5 came out a few months later
      😤

  • @sheperinogaming1986
    @sheperinogaming1986 3 роки тому +612

    This is like dunkey telling us his war stories.

    • @ted9030
      @ted9030 3 роки тому +15

      This dunkey war story really makes you feel like Dunkey