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  • @Justanobody8472
    @Justanobody8472 Рік тому +390

    Nick calling every martial art "Karate" is hilarious

    • @ugm5kjl
      @ugm5kjl Рік тому +29

      And sometimes ‘Adult Karate’ for Brazilian JiuJitsu

    • @Cinerary
      @Cinerary 10 місяців тому +4

      It is all karate.
      The most advanced martial art in all of Asia is the art of pronouncing the letter L

    • @Oblio1942
      @Oblio1942 5 місяців тому +1

      Arent they?

    • @deathrides4756
      @deathrides4756 2 місяці тому

      @@Cinerary Errl

    • @Cinerary
      @Cinerary 2 місяці тому

      @@deathrides4756legend has it, that the 37th level dan grandmaster of the Flying lotus temple achieved martial arts nirvana when he flawlessly pronounced the word “dillydally” but nobody has ever been able to pronounce it since

  • @mishimastan1084
    @mishimastan1084 Рік тому +486

    nick is only capable of revealing his true inner thoughts when he’s doing a racist accent. also im gay

    • @oogabooga9100
      @oogabooga9100 Рік тому +26

      wrong mimicking an accent is not racist, but it is gay.

    • @Cinerary
      @Cinerary 10 місяців тому

      How many times do I have to repeat myself.
      It’s not racist if it’s true, even if it’s only true of 1 person of the entire race. Lol. In this case it’s true of most of them

    • @stevent2180
      @stevent2180 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@oogabooga9100it's 'racist' when you're not trying to be accurate with it, and so you rely on stereotypes (ex: the classic r/l substitution that's wrongly attributed to the chinese). When you don't get the accent right, you come off as ignorant and thus 'racist' (quotes because I don't think he's racist)

    • @BalsamicJeebs
      @BalsamicJeebs 19 днів тому

      ​@@stevent2180you said all that when you could've just said you're gay

  • @Sashimiburger
    @Sashimiburger 7 місяців тому +92

    I wonder if there's a group of Chinese podcaster somewhere making fun of "western" accents randomly switching between over-the-top English and French inflections.

    • @lordbelvin3266
      @lordbelvin3266 2 місяці тому +2

      You’re stealing a bit from south park. 🤡

  • @andybobby5294
    @andybobby5294 Рік тому +284

    Go ahead Derek speak a little bit of that Chinese

    • @wyattasspenis
      @wyattasspenis 21 день тому

      Say all that general tsao’s shit you was sayin

  • @bigpompano1659
    @bigpompano1659 Рік тому +78

    I busted out laughing at work as soon as I heard ‘brink peepo’

    • @Justanobody8472
      @Justanobody8472 Рік тому +4

      I bust when I laugh sometimes it's okay

    • @chrislevack405
      @chrislevack405 5 місяців тому

      ​@Justanobody8472 other times it's gay. I'm gay.

  • @williamwardell8731
    @williamwardell8731 Рік тому +79

    Huge missed opportunity on ethnically han Blink 182

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 11 місяців тому +44

    Nick saying 'Billy Quizboy' threw me for a loop. Go Team Venture

  • @alpine7313
    @alpine7313 Рік тому +496

    Adam just refusing to participate in bits on his own show makes me so mad.

    • @melo1890
      @melo1890 Рік тому +76

      this one was particularly bug like

    • @Justanobody8472
      @Justanobody8472 Рік тому

      Yea tafs isn't psychotic like cumtown was

    • @honorablegent1201
      @honorablegent1201 Рік тому +72

      yea that always makes gay guys angry

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Рік тому +13

      That's what makes it funny.

    • @johnsy1eleven
      @johnsy1eleven Рік тому +8

      Nah the worst part of this whole thing is that ordinary people is considered good by anybody… It’s trash. At best it’s borderline network tv drama now. And it won academy awards….. let that sink in…..Shows how far writing has come, or maybe it’s an indictment on how fucked society was at that time with processing grief or any kind of emotion? Either way it’s pathetic

  • @ja3482
    @ja3482 Рік тому +45

    Trivia Corner: the *original* Chinese Choice was throwing their infant daughters into a river.

  • @abramwalker882
    @abramwalker882 3 місяці тому +7

    I cannot get over stav's Japanese accent. Whether he knows it's Japanese or thinks of Chinese it's still hilarious

  • @gixch
    @gixch Рік тому +247

    How can nick Mullen consistently make me laugh out loud every 30 seconds when I never laugh to anything I ever fucking watch online. And doing so he is so miserable that he is LITERALLY contemplating suicide while delivering all of these golden bits.

  • @Djhuty
    @Djhuty 10 місяців тому +26

    A “Shrink” being called Chinese Shrek made me absolutely lose my fucking mind laughing lmao

  • @BPchadlite
    @BPchadlite Рік тому +155

    heaps gay segz

  • @Abysssmo
    @Abysssmo Рік тому +45

    Is the Year of the Dragon is not 4 hours of this I am going to be disappointed.

  • @Saggit420
    @Saggit420 Рік тому +60

    Adam rook rike resbian 🤓

  • @FrankCudi
    @FrankCudi Рік тому +30

    As a chiness a person i am offended.
    also i'm gay at the same time.

  • @caderlocke8869
    @caderlocke8869 Рік тому +22

    Let's get cool adam and Chinese adam in the same room together. But in a gay way. For me. I'm gay.

  • @ghostgate82
    @ghostgate82 Рік тому +26

    Male on male happiness.

  • @ertg-2
    @ertg-2 Рік тому +28

    Audio-gay
    Video-extraordinarily gay

  • @nothankyou7604
    @nothankyou7604 11 місяців тому +4

    Thanks for uploading this

  • @ThePsychicTrainer
    @ThePsychicTrainer 11 місяців тому +10

    need a cumpilation of nick opening up in racist accents

  • @TheBurgerkrieg
    @TheBurgerkrieg Рік тому +38

    this is a perfect encapsulation of masculinity

  • @TheeCapN
    @TheeCapN 3 місяці тому

    The angle of Adams face looking back at tiny nick is very flattering. He looks like the thumbnail of the cool Adam video

  • @bigtay522
    @bigtay522 3 місяці тому +5

    Stav is terrified of comedy.

  • @Nythingelse
    @Nythingelse Рік тому +26

    Dudes rock

  • @blackeddotcom220
    @blackeddotcom220 Рік тому +4

    venture bros reference 💀

  • @theamazingmarlbito6293
    @theamazingmarlbito6293 4 місяці тому +2

    I heard this during the pandemic and it made me better knowing I wasnt the onry one

  • @JaSetsmokecheck
    @JaSetsmokecheck 6 місяців тому +2

    The Shrink, Dr Pink Freud will see you, Lao Ping.

  • @ArthurFeitosa-s5p
    @ArthurFeitosa-s5p 3 місяці тому +2

    Where's the video from?

  • @Dorf274
    @Dorf274 6 місяців тому +4

    Pipo's Choi' Awahds

  • @krashdummiez007
    @krashdummiez007 3 місяці тому +3

    Going back to watch these clips and seeing how Stav sold out to be on Netflix is just depressing😮‍💨

    • @lmackenzie9198
      @lmackenzie9198 Місяць тому

      Sold out on what, exactly? Great profile pic btw

    • @almightysosa3007
      @almightysosa3007 27 днів тому

      @@lmackenzie9198not wanting to be complicit with nick saying the word that got Shane Gillis “canceled”

  • @PapaHeavy1
    @PapaHeavy1 Рік тому +60

    Damn, Stav really did hold back on a lot of the edgy jokes

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 Рік тому +88

      Yeah, he did but I think it helped punctuate Nick’s humor by contrast.

    • @ausinasmith96
      @ausinasmith96 Рік тому +26

      Adam and Stav didn't want to get flack
      Nick never gave a fuck because he's a true comedian lol

    • @ryanwood6006
      @ryanwood6006 Рік тому

      Yeah but now he's gone and with nick able to go carte blanche, he doesn't even really do good bits like this anymore because the real hindrance was adam all along. Its always the yews causing problems 🤷‍♂️

    • @haiperbus
      @haiperbus Рік тому +33

      Stav tries to play safe because he's a ladder climber. ironically enough for him

    • @olivercoulter260
      @olivercoulter260 11 місяців тому +8

      @@haiperbusdude how u gonna hold that against him? Very few people can commit comedy hari kiri while totally hard in a kimono. Nick got that “special” kind of death drive

  • @Thunderin54
    @Thunderin54 Рік тому +3

    Does anyone know what episode this is?

  • @KydraExhale
    @KydraExhale 11 місяців тому +11

    Comprain about it

  • @TheOl4x4
    @TheOl4x4 Рік тому +83

    Listening to Adam drain the energy from this segment helps me realize why Stav ditched him.

    • @nowhere_dan
      @nowhere_dan Рік тому +72

      stav is by far the least funny

    • @julius333333
      @julius333333 Рік тому +34

      @@nowhere_dan not at all, the show is a super snooze without stav, & he's a hugely successful comic on his own

    • @darianzielinsky96
      @darianzielinsky96 Рік тому +46

      ​@@julius333333nick carried the whole show. Stav is great on his own OR with Nick and Adam is an interesting leech.

    • @jammerx2074
      @jammerx2074 Рік тому +25

      Stav saying "no" every 5 seconds while interrupting some of Nick's best bits was the real energy drainer

    • @lawrence4301
      @lawrence4301 Рік тому

      @@jammerx2074 name 30 bits where that happened

  • @ongogablogian3178
    @ongogablogian3178 11 місяців тому +4

    Ordinary peepurr

  • @zion897
    @zion897 5 місяців тому

    Whats that beat at the beginning??

  • @getupinit2585
    @getupinit2585 10 місяців тому +3

    Shrink for life!!! 🇨🇳 🐉 🥡🍶🪭🎊

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 2 місяці тому +1

    Good ruck Chinese Adam!

  • @thomasslate53
    @thomasslate53 Рік тому

    More dudes rock mane

  • @shayZero
    @shayZero Рік тому +16

    I miss this show in a gay way

  • @SebastianDingleswitch
    @SebastianDingleswitch 6 місяців тому

    So, just Ronny Cheng basically?

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Рік тому +2

    I wish I had a Chinese Cook ; Profesionally known as Chook
    I'm sick of Chiker food

  • @stkittsdave1
    @stkittsdave1 Рік тому +1

    Stav at 2:09

  • @AmericanTybo
    @AmericanTybo Рік тому +2

    My nomination for the Chinese choice awards is special deal 2

  • @ecclesiaandune687
    @ecclesiaandune687 Місяць тому +1

    i really hate when stav entered his twitter era and wanted to be famous so started stepping on every racist bit

  • @grimace4257
    @grimace4257 Рік тому +1

    sinks choice award

  • @DiabandoBastardo
    @DiabandoBastardo Рік тому

    Hello my fellow gay man, what is the song at the opening? is it from something or is it just a riff you made for the channel? I need to listen to it while writing misogynistic fan fictions of HOUSE MD. And, as always. I'm gay.

    • @dudesr0ck
      @dudesr0ck  Рік тому

      Just a little riff I made for you ;)

    • @DiabandoBastardo
      @DiabandoBastardo Рік тому +1

      well make the goddamn rest of it then@@dudesr0ck

    • @DiabandoBastardo
      @DiabandoBastardo Рік тому +1

      i demand a full version or i'll be forced to start viewing cumtown clips from vietnamese coal workers instead. i'm gay btw@@dudesr0ck

    • @kushra
      @kushra 11 місяців тому

      @@DiabandoBastardoboy stop-Akavelle

  • @penguinjay
    @penguinjay 3 місяці тому

    YOU DO IT inchinesadm...iz just smellz. CMON.

  • @remotecontroll1
    @remotecontroll1 6 місяців тому

    Adams asian voice kills

  • @qs7610
    @qs7610 Рік тому +2

    SO HE FREEL GURITY!!!

  • @NoizuStudios
    @NoizuStudios 4 місяці тому

    I hate when I speak Chinese when I'm supposed to be speaking African

  • @MaxSnowDude
    @MaxSnowDude 17 днів тому

    Its ok kudai

  • @jordanfedele8247
    @jordanfedele8247 Рік тому

    VERY GOOD GAY ADAM!!!

  • @justinrogers746
    @justinrogers746 4 місяці тому

    I can’t comprain

  • @Serenitynowwwww
    @Serenitynowwwww 2 місяці тому

    speak a little Chinese to them Derek

  • @undeniablyfunk5497
    @undeniablyfunk5497 Рік тому

    Slavis instead of avis

  • @Poco64
    @Poco64 Рік тому +6

    Gay

  • @over9000andback
    @over9000andback Рік тому +2

    geh

  • @aprilcox871
    @aprilcox871 2 місяці тому

    I'm surprised Nick didn't say Monsters Ch!nk

  • @marsal2000
    @marsal2000 11 місяців тому +5

    3:35 >aryanating

  • @boogietunt6862
    @boogietunt6862 Рік тому +2

    Dudes rock ~

  • @jeremycorse8967
    @jeremycorse8967 Рік тому

    Classic

  • @lolwuttup420
    @lolwuttup420 Рік тому +3

    Gay