Welcome Back! Would y'all please stop kissing and licking on people when you're on hiatus? 🤢 Y'all are going to have to quarantine with Julia when you're off. She knows how to act. She doesn't come back with COVID. Thank you, Jesus 🙏🏽🙏🏽 Wait, are ATM fees in New York really $10? That 💩 is crazy 🤪
You kno what's sad and yet a moment I feel mad Proud...is that they been talking about this level of sellin out since 1st episode of desus and mero podcast. I aspire to speak thingz into existence like this.💯
Thought The Price is Right would get a mention. It was for school sick days, unemployment, rainy days during spring vacations, it was versatile like that. It covered everything like Christo.
I have a confession…. I’ve watched hours of these Desus & Mero videos but I have no idea what the show is about… I’ve seen the interviews and I watch these every time they post one and at the end they always say now let’s start the show and I have no idea what the show is 😂😂
when they said "for Kyrie Irving to play at home" my dumbass thought they meant "from home" as in from his house lmfao are you gonna shoot hoops over Zoom, my dude?
Desus was out there eating moose glizzy's with drunk blonde Scandinavian chicks. Yeah, fam, Covid paying a visit to check the temperature, pun intended.
Oh shii so this why it took so long for Ep 2… I was nervous af sweatin’ checkin’ up on the yt page for this warm up like Nahhh tell me my guys aint get canceled or sumn😅 but nope just Desus catchin’ residual covid
Wish they were strictly on Spotify or UA-cam, just sayin. I know everyone needs that paper but dealing with showtime is lame af imo. Speaks even louder to the zoomers that ignore this media b/c it’s expensive for the main show….quick edit, Goldman Sachs dude looks like Bruce Willis but even older imo.
...damn, bro homies with investment banking CEOs... we ain't never getting the art back... lol... and I fully understand. Keep climbing, good brothers.
This nigga said Maury is unemployment TV lmao st8 facts during quarantine I got laid off and I watch stuff I haven't seen in years cuz I'm not home in the day 😂😂😂😂
Congratulations Desus on beating COVID; next time listen to your mother and wear a jacket and you won't get sick, it's the Jamaican way
ayyyy and drink some WATER!
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YO WE NEED ANOTHER SKIT OF MERO AS KYRIE AND DESUS AS REPORTERS WHEN HE COMES BACK
100%
The original daddy Yankee lmao hahaja
Neverstop dudes!
Desus Hollywood
TOMMY DINNER
Welcome Back!
Would y'all please stop kissing and licking on people when you're on hiatus? 🤢 Y'all are going to have to quarantine with Julia when you're off. She knows how to act. She doesn't come back with COVID. Thank you, Jesus 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Wait, are ATM fees in New York really $10? That 💩 is crazy 🤪
DAD-DY YANK-EEY!!!! at 2am on a weeknight from a Dominican in a new car sittin at the light is a fact of life uptown. No 🧢
That shit is like life here lol regular shit lol
Ya tu sabe Tigre papiiiii DIMELOOO
This Hollywood Desus bit needs to be recurring. LMAO...homie really out here living that celebrity life. Go off Desus!
Please bring back the Podcast my fuckin guts hurt bro 😭🤢
Hell yes. Bro i need the nod out..
Damnit Michael Anthony!
NEED A HOT BAG OF AUDIO ART!!!!
I need that hot pack! Lol
Yeah I miss them fr
“he’ll be talking like the Dr. Bronners label”
That was for a niche crowd. 🎯
🏆🏆🏆
DILUTE DILUTE DILUTE!
😅iykyk
Ugh, the chokehold Daddy Yankee had on me in the early 2000s! Thank you for your service sir! 🙏
"I'm not selling out, I'm leveling up" - Desus Nice
The Hollywood Desus Saga continues
Hollywood Desus kicking it with CEO of Goldman Sachs is wild af lmaoo
Don’t let the conspiracy theorists in on this 🤣
That's the second Ziwe hat joke that Mero complete nailed lmao.
Not the Dr. Bronner's label LMAOOOO 🤣🤣
Bodega boys hosting a show like Maury would be ridiculous
You kno what's sad and yet a moment I feel mad Proud...is that they been talking about this level of sellin out since 1st episode of desus and mero podcast.
I aspire to speak thingz into existence like this.💯
My GUYS🤗. Glad all is well now for Covid Desus. The blessings have come in!
Merodamus predicted correct! Prosperity!
BRASHIKAIBABA!!!!
That 'athletic cameraman' joke was underappreciated.
Thought The Price is Right would get a mention. It was for school sick days, unemployment, rainy days during spring vacations, it was versatile like that. It covered everything like Christo.
Unemployed n*ggas don't get up by 10am. That's sick day shit for real. Matlock, Maury, Springer, the judge shows...that's the unemployment move lmao.
And you can’t forget “da stories.” Bold and Beautiful, Guiding Light, etc.
I have a confession…. I’ve watched hours of these Desus & Mero videos but I have no idea what the show is about… I’ve seen the interviews and I watch these every time they post one and at the end they always say now let’s start the show and I have no idea what the show is 😂😂
Exclusively! on Showtime®️
All you need to know is the show is about the brand and the brand is strong 💪yurrrrrrrr
Desus be in them gentrified bars sharing White Claws with strangers. #blackGoss
when they said "for Kyrie Irving to play at home" my dumbass thought they meant "from home" as in from his house lmfao are you gonna shoot hoops over Zoom, my dude?
Remote Basketball is the future lol
💀💀💀
Bruh playing from the metaverse
Dude, 2023 2k is lit
The Ice T impersonation 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Damn. TWO shots at Ziwe’s hat now.
but the audio art please
Except you can’t tell time via SVU.
IT’S ON ALL THE TIME!
Desus not knowing Daddy Yankee is boricua is not very uptown of him
“Last season feels like 5 years ago”
That’s how I feel about the podcast lol
Desus was out there eating moose glizzy's with drunk blonde Scandinavian chicks. Yeah, fam, Covid paying a visit to check the temperature, pun intended.
Desus out here eating shark fat in hot water springs in Iceland with 2520s, how you think you got COVID my g? 😂
“If you’re not vaxxed, what the fuck are you doing”
Crowd immediately went silent LMFAOOO
There's probably a vax requirement to be there, but everybody knows somebody that's antivax
its pandering. im sure they arent allowed to say how they really feel without fear of termination. sucks but its understandable
I'm pretty sure those aren't real cheers. I'm sure those are punched in cheers bruh
@@yobmo7179 it’s definitely not pandering if u follow them u know there stance
@@yobmo7179 you not a fan at all. they are both vaxxed and pro vax listen to Bodega Boys you BOZO.
These guys are the best purely for that hot Sim City reference at 3:06
Yo my guys, my guts are hurtin for a new podcast. I just need one hit bro
Regards officer prosciutto
“It’s Season 9 of COVID” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The ** disclaimer ** in the beginning ☠️... like if you think it’s part of the real show you’re probably not paying for the full episodes
Low key that O.G. Ice-T impersonation was #flawless
Mero got a fire ICE T Law and Order impression 😭😭😭😭
Desus will always be from the bronx but he is officially a rich new yorker and i looooove that for him. #hollywooddesus
열ㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹ (yerrrr in korean)
backwards F F F F
"Get off my porch, you...GOURD!" sounds really problematic 😐
Julia just boos Desus all the time now lmaoo
YERRRRRRR!!!!’ You know the vibes
Lmao 🤣 “ no mask no condoms 2022” I’m dead
Jajaja
Oh shii so this why it took so long for Ep 2… I was nervous af sweatin’ checkin’ up on the yt page for this warm up like Nahhh tell me my guys aint get canceled or sumn😅 but nope just Desus catchin’ residual covid
Worth the wait, love you guys! 😂
Shoutout to the throwback early season one makeup, Mero’s fading away like Sammy Sosa in that Fenty 150
Wish they were strictly on Spotify or UA-cam, just sayin. I know everyone needs that paper but dealing with showtime is lame af imo. Speaks even louder to the zoomers that ignore this media b/c it’s expensive for the main show….quick edit, Goldman Sachs dude looks like Bruce Willis but even older imo.
Feel bad for Desus but they made it so funny while promoting doing your part with the vaccine.
Da brand now has heard immunity...
Desus is back from Covid Yalll
...damn, bro homies with investment banking CEOs... we ain't never getting the art back... lol... and I fully understand. Keep climbing, good brothers.
Desus is to fucking Hollywood to still be in the Bronx bruh 😂😂
That Supreme Covid 😂😂
🍅🍅🍅🍅 Hollywood Desus 🍅🍅🍅🍅
Damn! I thought Desus Khrist DIDN'T avoid bookings! B❤
The holy trinity of unemployment. I’m so done. 😭😭😭
This nigga said Maury is unemployment TV lmao st8 facts during quarantine I got laid off and I watch stuff I haven't seen in years cuz I'm not home in the day 😂😂😂😂
Glad you are Better!!!!So missed DA BOYS!!!Lets do THIS!!!!My fave💨😮💨buds!!!!Pun intended😵💫😅
Wait. They didn't fire Irving for endangering everyone around him by refusing to vaccinate?!? I guess it's good to be rich in America.
Them Wallabies are MEAN!!! 😎
I wanna know the stats on Covid vs Latch Key Kids 😤
Damn, you guys have been so missed! Can't wait for the new season!
I miss their show and podcast!!!
SimCity lol Eric is such a clown!!
Desus has to get booed every ep now lol
What’s up all you ball bags…YEEER!!!!👌🏾😂
NORE is the arch bishop of reggaeton!
Nah it was Richard Bey, Ricki Lake and then Jerry Springer.
Miss these dudes 😢
cnat wait for these dudes to talk about will smith and chris rock lmao
Add Days of our lives to the unemployment trinity
So happy you are back!
Mero, that was a sleeper hold bruv not a full nelson lmao
Julia with that snipe at desus lol 10:07
Desus looks so skinny I hope he’s ok now
Hollywood Desus got Covid from the Goldman Sachs DJ CEO
Desus rocking the fresh Wallies
🔥🔥🔥
Best unemployment tv!! 😆😆😆 I'm done!!!
9:15 this one hit different 🥲
Damn David Solomons name was probably bigger on the flyer than Joyner's! One of the reasons he ain't doing that shit haha.
I fkn love these dudes with all my heart
HOLLYWOOD DEUSE!!! 👏🏾👏🏾,👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣
Where the Fook is the pod? Fook Twitter, I'll beach on here
Dam! 2 of the greatest pair of shoes ever made! Which ones yall think better? The wallys or Barkleys
Def there last year on SHOWTIME!! MEH!!
Desus is really a Yankee basically
I miss you gourds! 😂
Antibody Desus
I just realised, ya'll middle aged Bevis & Butt- head- Kidding😂
Desus with the clarks
THE BRAND IS STRONG 💪
The Brand has natural immunity.
They poor that shi* in my coffee and it doesnt bother me. Psychopaths exist. Then they cry its not fair. I know.
Athletes are part of the new aristocricy.
6:42-6:43
Shoutout to whoever did that big old yell lol
“Know what I mean” - Meros comedic input
Why noone ever mention the Godfather of Reggaeton. El General!!!