Nasa Sends Nudes & Drake Steals Your Girl | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубліковано 4 тра 2022
  • Desus beats the COVID allegations, NASA plans to send naked photos of humans into space, and Drake sells candles (and DMs your girl) for Mother's Day, tonight on the DESUS & MERO Warmup.
    #DESUSandMERO
    #BodegaHive
    Subscribe to the DESUS & MERO UA-cam channel: goo.gl/MRjgEi
    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
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  • @cjrican5
    @cjrican5 2 роки тому +149

    "I don't want my mother smellin Drake." LOLOLOL

    • @HASHDEN2005
      @HASHDEN2005 2 роки тому +7

      "U come home n shes dressing up n going out more" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacquesmoise4613
      @jacquesmoise4613 2 роки тому +3

      “ I don’t want to see the Hotline bling mom” 😩😂😂

  • @RFProductions09
    @RFProductions09 2 роки тому +97

    “It’s Mero and Juuuudy” *singing voice*
    Sight I miss the podcast art 🎨

  • @Contrerasj1337
    @Contrerasj1337 2 роки тому +256

    The No Hat Confidence again from Desus. Gotta love it

    • @delinseurn
      @delinseurn 2 роки тому +17

      Only took him his whole life

    • @alexjoneslover2241
      @alexjoneslover2241 2 роки тому +2

      he looks good, now we just need mero

    • @Contrerasj1337
      @Contrerasj1337 2 роки тому +5

      @@delinseurn facts he’s just gotta maintain that confidence. Hollywood Desus mindset babyyyyyy

    • @Contrerasj1337
      @Contrerasj1337 2 роки тому +2

      @@alexjoneslover2241 word, we need the Bald Boys!!!!

    • @babyspicebitch
      @babyspicebitch 2 роки тому +1

      That's daddy ❤

  • @oddishhonor
    @oddishhonor 2 роки тому +46

    Mero hit that “RELAX” like Desus would on the pod

  • @ch3rri
    @ch3rri 2 роки тому +18

    mero got that staten island voice this week

  • @thegreatyate8832
    @thegreatyate8832 2 роки тому +23

    “OVO parenting” i’m picking up my jaw from laughing hold on

  • @tylertracey8207
    @tylertracey8207 2 роки тому +28

    In Canada, we just say “I gotta go to Shoppers” 😂

    • @Alexajpeak
      @Alexajpeak 2 роки тому +3

      In Quebec, we say: "I'm going to Pharmaprix" ("J'vais à Pharmaprix")😅

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 роки тому

      @@Alexajpeak Lol.

    • @mopanda81
      @mopanda81 2 роки тому +3

      at least you can fit pharmaprix in a tweet without running out of space…

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 роки тому

      @@mopanda81 Lol.

    • @Alexajpeak
      @Alexajpeak 2 роки тому

      @@mopanda81 facts

  • @gueits8586
    @gueits8586 2 роки тому +30

    Drake about to drop an aftershave next lol the commercials should have soulja boy walking into peoples houses after lighting the candles just to say "Draaakkkeee!?" Lol

    • @umad3592
      @umad3592 2 роки тому +9

      That’s actually a good pitch

    • @peterirungu4083
      @peterirungu4083 2 роки тому +3

      Drake aftershave is kinda wild.

    • @gueits8586
      @gueits8586 2 роки тому +4

      @@peterirungu4083 if he adds a moisturizer, its over lmao

    • @peterirungu4083
      @peterirungu4083 2 роки тому +1

      @@gueits8586 Whoaaa😂😂😂😂

    • @jacquesmoise4613
      @jacquesmoise4613 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂this comment is 🏆

  • @mphillips5366
    @mphillips5366 2 роки тому +79

    You guys are HILARIOUS. Fan since first watched on UA-cam. Keep up the content. Never fails good time.

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui 2 роки тому +61

    Shout-out to Mero for hanging with the mother in law as long as she wanted. Playing spades and chopping it up until early am on a work night. HBD Judy. Cheers to y'all

  • @jad937
    @jad937 2 роки тому +27

    They spelled NASA like it’s someone’s name

    • @ypdd91
      @ypdd91 2 роки тому +3

      I took that as part of the bit

  • @garnetnelson1419
    @garnetnelson1419 2 роки тому +30

    Humans are so cute. They think we aren’t already here 😂🖖🏽

  • @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon
    @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon 2 роки тому +31

    Nudes and a DNA reference? Just give the aliens our kill code...

  • @antgal9467
    @antgal9467 2 роки тому +12

    Mero and Judy cool now!? Damn, y'all really made it now

  • @4bd1f1q0
    @4bd1f1q0 2 роки тому +8

    Shoppers Drug Mart is known colloquially in Canada as, "Shoppers"

  • @DMVskaters21
    @DMVskaters21 2 роки тому +6

    Mero got the drunk uncle raspy voice

  • @kaluosu377
    @kaluosu377 2 роки тому +19

    These two are so naturally witty and humorous.

  • @terrehonbowden3472
    @terrehonbowden3472 2 роки тому +20

    Another reference from an oldster: sour milk made the aliens drunk.

  • @allistar34
    @allistar34 2 роки тому +4

    "shrapnel bronzer" LMAO

  • @aland7236
    @aland7236 2 роки тому +29

    Everyone knows that mistaking the movie "The Ring" for a transmission of "Pooty Tang" is what will bring the aliens here to earth not this thing.

  • @edgarohito4662
    @edgarohito4662 2 роки тому +11

    Shaft and Mero. I'm here for it

  • @dreamqueen317
    @dreamqueen317 2 роки тому +4

    That white lady knows how to play spades?!? I’m impressed.

  • @gueits8586
    @gueits8586 2 роки тому +7

    My man packing 3 pixels of meat lol

  • @sly.the.artist1935
    @sly.the.artist1935 2 роки тому +8

    "DONT FUCK MY KIDS, DRAKE!" - MERO

  • @berrybread7215
    @berrybread7215 2 роки тому +30

    their theme music is very underrated that beat is actually beautiful

  • @ericwilliams1046
    @ericwilliams1046 2 роки тому +2

    The kids with owl tats!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @wuhansam
    @wuhansam 2 роки тому +7

    Drake a proper sleezeball he really Thanos if you had the 14 seconds to think abt it

  • @qtbduo
    @qtbduo 2 роки тому +6

    Just send him some bills LMAO

  • @Cutty_Bronson
    @Cutty_Bronson 2 роки тому +10

    "Wiiliamsburg Sleepover" sounds like some kinda name for a deviant sex act.

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish 2 роки тому +2

    The dome is backkkkkkk 🤲🏽

  • @FDT222
    @FDT222 2 роки тому +11

    Drake is the lightskin end of boss of Dark Souls.

  • @JonConstruct
    @JonConstruct 2 роки тому +3

    Mero sounding like Doc Rivers

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 2 роки тому +12

    As a Canadian all those jokes were funny

  • @taraloker6045
    @taraloker6045 2 роки тому +4

    She got sleep apnea! 😭🤣

  • @UhOhBlahh
    @UhOhBlahh 2 роки тому +1

    Lol we just call it Shoppers.

  • @c.hobson6608
    @c.hobson6608 2 роки тому +7

    Love the show guys.

  • @Kxji
    @Kxji 2 роки тому +5

    Desus feeling too Hollywood to no wear a hat for 2 episodes. 🤣

  • @209karenbabe
    @209karenbabe 2 роки тому +4

    Treading real lightly on the Kim slander 🤣. They don’t want that legal trouble at ALL 💀💀. Please bring Pete on the show!!

  • @4biz
    @4biz 2 роки тому +2

    LOVE THE BODEGA BOYS

  • @estela.z
    @estela.z 2 роки тому +3

    Desus and Mero...loving your energy ✨️

  • @jordanfayne4912
    @jordanfayne4912 2 роки тому +20

    If the blunt ain’t behind the ear it’s trash. Works for Waffle House cooks and the number one show in Late Night

  • @gennydf95
    @gennydf95 2 роки тому +5

    As a Canadian I enjoyed the roasting of this episode lol

  • @That_guy_619
    @That_guy_619 2 роки тому +6

    Yo props to drake!!!! Haha

  • @quique7764
    @quique7764 2 роки тому +5

    In Alien Nation you karate chop them under the arms which was the equivalent to kicking someone in the nuts.

  • @My2cents.
    @My2cents. 2 роки тому +6

    One doesn’t experience self transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates 🎈

  • @rayannab2314
    @rayannab2314 2 роки тому +4

    I'm at work laughing my ass off.

  • @kristins4637
    @kristins4637 2 роки тому +1

    Going to “Shoppers” 😉

  • @captnIdiot
    @captnIdiot 2 роки тому +6

    Desus not wearing a lid. He's not the real Desus.

  • @kriskenard
    @kriskenard 2 роки тому +1

    We love you, Judy!

  • @user-hk5bj4yj9t
    @user-hk5bj4yj9t 2 роки тому +2

    OVO parenting 🤣

  • @isaaccervantes5955
    @isaaccervantes5955 Рік тому

    Yurrrrrr!! Da legends !!

  • @hanaj
    @hanaj 2 роки тому +3

    Alien Nation was my show!

  • @MSHNKTRL
    @MSHNKTRL 2 роки тому +1

    Yeah I remember Alien Nation, Monday nights on Fox 5.

  • @unruliilion
    @unruliilion 2 роки тому

    SALUDE & HAPPY B DAY MS JUDY🍾🥂🍾✊🏾🦁👑

  • @monisolaelliott9346
    @monisolaelliott9346 2 роки тому

    I had completely forgotten about Alien Nation!

  • @kcat200
    @kcat200 2 роки тому +8

    Love seeing Desus without a hat 😍

  • @janihatcher145
    @janihatcher145 2 роки тому +3

    Let’s get another body episode lmao that shit was gold

  • @angelinacisneros7831
    @angelinacisneros7831 2 роки тому

    Love these guys 🤣

  • @theputdown3329
    @theputdown3329 Місяць тому

    12:50 this clip is aging like the finest of wines right now

  • @cleobridges5561
    @cleobridges5561 2 роки тому +1

    Shout out to my Antibodies. Lol

  • @dextergray1670
    @dextergray1670 2 роки тому +1

    Whats the process to get your own labels on liquor like that?

  • @stonefacedmedusa5542
    @stonefacedmedusa5542 2 роки тому +2

    Pretty close.. it’s SDM or shoppers out here 😂

  • @boosteddaily1294
    @boosteddaily1294 2 роки тому +5

    GOT THAT YA YA ON DECK!

  • @deedancer57
    @deedancer57 2 роки тому

    lmaooo we call it shoppers

  • @kcat200
    @kcat200 2 роки тому

    Happy Birthday Judy 🎉🥳

  • @jacquesmoise4613
    @jacquesmoise4613 2 роки тому

    “You following my wife ?? , like YOOO you see this mortgage ? Better sell some of them birken 💼 bags” - Desus 😂😂😂

  • @juanalvarado3334
    @juanalvarado3334 2 роки тому +7

    Even if it's not the show I still tell people I watch the whole show. So when they bring up shit from the "real show" psshh
    I just commit to the yea yea then change the subject rq
    THE BRAND IS STRONG

  • @JoeMenjivar
    @JoeMenjivar 2 роки тому +2

    I fuck with Shoppers Drug Mart heavy.

  • @9Essence
    @9Essence 2 роки тому +3

    Yo I was asking someone if they remember the show Aliens 👾!! She didn’t 😒 Love Desus 🥰

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade 2 роки тому +8

    Going to space is going to be like the Hollywood Walk Of Fame in the future. It used to be a selected bunch and now it's going to be any celebrity with a name brand...

  • @LouieTina
    @LouieTina 2 роки тому

    Barehead Desus is like a brand new man, we love to see it

  • @samuelmojica9704
    @samuelmojica9704 2 роки тому +5

    I miss the hat desus

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 2 роки тому

    MERO, getting that COVID! Hay Coño!

  • @siabutterflyy
    @siabutterflyy 2 роки тому +1

    ovo parenting 😂

  • @NegValhalla
    @NegValhalla 2 роки тому +2

    "All you aliens can come if you're white"

  • @dornellflintroy8182
    @dornellflintroy8182 2 роки тому

    Where the podcast

  • @MiguelLopez-kc5ww
    @MiguelLopez-kc5ww 2 роки тому +1

    bring back the light music in the background to keep the vibes going like the VICE show, I AM NOT EVEN ASKING FOR PRODUCER CREDIT

  • @taraloker6045
    @taraloker6045 2 роки тому +13

    If it were possible, I love yous even more after Big Body's session. 🙏🏾

  • @jonathanstowers8929
    @jonathanstowers8929 2 роки тому +4

    Mero’s voice always catching L’s😮‍💨

  • @karamaswift5829
    @karamaswift5829 2 роки тому +1

    For some reason seeing NASA spelled with lower case letters makes me severely uncomfortable.

  • @rodettegross1598
    @rodettegross1598 2 роки тому +1

    LOL 🤣😆🤣😆

  • @davidzhou2553
    @davidzhou2553 2 роки тому +6

    the brand is polyamorous

  • @twoodbeats
    @twoodbeats 2 роки тому

    shout out Judy ahh ahh ahh

  • @greasy13
    @greasy13 2 роки тому +3

    Ehhh, Judy and I share the same birthday 🎉

  • @Channel02Ant
    @Channel02Ant 2 роки тому +2

    WHERE IS THE PODCAST?????

  • @keelanbarden3102
    @keelanbarden3102 2 роки тому

    YEEEEEER$day

  • @SpideySensei72
    @SpideySensei72 2 роки тому

    Still can't believe Mero farted on John Bernthal, this dude is a straight savage!!

  • @marcussherrill8383
    @marcussherrill8383 2 роки тому

    My man don’t have a slither of yellow on but got on them trash del sol’s 😬

  • @LAVISHING
    @LAVISHING 2 роки тому +1

    Haha 😂

  • @jaxokream
    @jaxokream 2 роки тому

    big body bes is the lighter skin mero but mero sounding like action bronson off an 86 dab rip all at once

  • @lza5735
    @lza5735 2 роки тому +2

    CO-VO Parenting

  • @TheJacyn313
    @TheJacyn313 2 роки тому

    Bruh what is going on, this shit keeps freezing, it's the only UA-cam video that won't play

  • @nedisahonkey
    @nedisahonkey 2 роки тому +1

    Bro that Voyager plaque (the nude humans in space) is from the 1970s, why the fuck was the article trying to make in sound new?

    • @PeacefulPariah
      @PeacefulPariah 2 роки тому

      Nah man, this is a new mission.

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 2 роки тому

      @@PeacefulPariah There may be a new mission reusing that image but that image is from the Voyager mission in the 1970s

  • @wakandaflockaflame932
    @wakandaflockaflame932 2 роки тому

    🎨

  • @timmanto1022
    @timmanto1022 2 роки тому

    3:34 elysium settings.

  • @Wavmagik
    @Wavmagik 2 роки тому

    Suggesting Brian pumper content to entice aliens AYOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexreichline
    @alexreichline 2 роки тому

    Why is it pointy?

  • @FrankWhite32nd
    @FrankWhite32nd 2 роки тому

    Yo NASA, pass dat shit 💨💨💨💨💨💨

  • @chameliol.salamander3186
    @chameliol.salamander3186 2 роки тому

    Why didn’t he do that when Fabolous took nervie f

  • @bhekumusadlamini9729
    @bhekumusadlamini9729 2 роки тому

    Mr Fun Fun said what the fuck bro!?