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  • @alonzosmith1843
    @alonzosmith1843 3 роки тому +199

    Mero’s “Your vagina is exposed. Are you cold?” and “That’s not Fruity pebbles that’s my Colonapin” quotes both had me dying laughing lol.😂🤣

  • @greggatesjr1301
    @greggatesjr1301 3 роки тому +226

    Desus walking out in that shirt, and messing with Julia’s clothing right off the top. #confidence

    • @hobotechMASTER
      @hobotechMASTER 3 роки тому +6

      lol. that shit got me too

    • @techhead57
      @techhead57 3 роки тому +16

      30% confidence 70% audacity lol

    • @cnp8223
      @cnp8223 3 роки тому +5

      the nerve.... out here jingle jangling

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 роки тому +228

    The cold part is, old boy DOES look like Leo in a bloated, bought him on Wish and was messed up in shipping kinda way.

    • @kayjones3187
      @kayjones3187 3 роки тому +12

      He really do look like him 😂😂

    • @MiltonSMR
      @MiltonSMR 3 роки тому +7

      He looks like Frank Caliendo impersonating John Madden.

    • @Blancobytheway
      @Blancobytheway 3 роки тому

      @@MiltonSMR 😂

  • @lalaaaaaa08
    @lalaaaaaa08 3 роки тому +119

    y'all need to get pete davidson on the show!!! it's time to recreate that 2015 pic

  • @TeddyBremmer
    @TeddyBremmer 3 роки тому +201

    How you gonna mention Julia fit but not show it. Brand is strong but is doing us all a disservice.

    • @tchalla7828
      @tchalla7828 3 роки тому +5

      Showtime stay fucking up

  • @Yeah_Whocares
    @Yeah_Whocares 3 роки тому +67

    Pete is legit out here showing everybody that they got a chance to be with any level of celebrity.

  • @meghanmulder6619
    @meghanmulder6619 3 роки тому +66

    “Lady Gaga is the god to every art kid.” They’re not wrong.

  • @GeneBoogie
    @GeneBoogie 3 роки тому +35

    Never heard Julia gasps like that 😂

  • @TheMacbagito
    @TheMacbagito 3 роки тому +16

    I felt that "married to your kids! ", that's the troof.

  • @galedribble9535
    @galedribble9535 3 роки тому +15

    Desus’ shirt looks something a dancehall artist would wear in da 90s

  • @Naztheunicorn
    @Naztheunicorn 3 роки тому +48

    Desus shirt is doing alot, I can't stop looking at it.

    • @danielgray8504
      @danielgray8504 3 роки тому +7

      Thank god Somebody said it. Too much

    • @chocolateladycap2773
      @chocolateladycap2773 3 роки тому +1

      You right!!! There is a lot going on and none of it good!! Sorry

    • @chocolateladycap2773
      @chocolateladycap2773 3 роки тому +1

      You right!!! There is a lot going on and none of it good!! Sorry

  • @Kxji
    @Kxji 3 роки тому +46

    Desus is looking exactly like a cowboy from the Bronx.

    • @Peyote1312
      @Peyote1312 3 роки тому +4

      A Midnight Cowboy if you will?

    • @ralelunar
      @ralelunar 3 роки тому +3

      He just watched the trailer for The Harder They Fall

  • @DaArcaneNinja
    @DaArcaneNinja 3 роки тому +116

    I mean who really out here thinking Kim raising her kids she got nannies for that 😂

    • @Coldwallbar
      @Coldwallbar 3 роки тому +11

      Kanye was just talking about this on his interview. "Hired love"

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 3 роки тому +6

      I see no reason to believe that you're incorrect 😁

  • @mynameispiaivy8549
    @mynameispiaivy8549 3 роки тому +53

    “that’s not fruity pebbles, thats klonopin.” LMFAOOOO

    • @kayceecee-
      @kayceecee- 3 роки тому +4

      My personal favorite, drizzled with some E&J at 7am 🥵🥵

  • @carolynnbowen721
    @carolynnbowen721 3 роки тому +22

    The way desus pronounces kardashian 😂

  • @muviadict
    @muviadict 3 роки тому +8

    'Mi lady mi meet you by the ferry'.. 😂

  • @Kbanz198
    @Kbanz198 3 роки тому +13

    7:15 mero exposes his genuine disappointed dad face 😂

  • @LAVirgo67
    @LAVirgo67 3 роки тому +29

    It was Kanya's weekend w/ the kids, so Kim is out there living her best life w/ Pete. Also, she's not cold.

  • @eht12369
    @eht12369 3 роки тому +14

    “That’s not fruity pebbles that’s Klonopin!” is elite-tier comedy, let’s be honest

  • @kingdom7217
    @kingdom7217 3 роки тому +18

    The friendship is inspirational desus and Mero. And great update on what's happening . Definitely a good show.

  • @dutchesswb
    @dutchesswb 3 роки тому +62

    Real fax tho: pete is getting payback against ye for that one dinner with kid Cudi that one time..drake should take notes, for we have a new petty prince 🤴 🤣🤣

    • @chiefqueef1591
      @chiefqueef1591 3 роки тому +8

      What edition of hot white goss is this from?

    • @dutchesswb
      @dutchesswb 3 роки тому +3

      @@chiefqueef1591 I love your username 🤣🤣🤣
      ua-cam.com/video/QPcBED-82VE/v-deo.html

    • @increiblepelotudo
      @increiblepelotudo 3 роки тому +3

      As a Shaolin resident myself, we can be sooooo petty.

    • @cassyboo604
      @cassyboo604 3 роки тому

      What happened?

  • @wuhansam
    @wuhansam 3 роки тому +28

    The brand was VERY problematic for the warmup, great job guys 👏🤝

  • @sheltonalexander6785
    @sheltonalexander6785 3 роки тому +5

    Desus came straight from the '03 Hov Change Clothes video set. Express X Supreme

  • @shakie6074
    @shakie6074 3 роки тому +11

    the brand went hard on Gaga and Leo back to back goddamn 🤣🤣🤣

  • @QuiaNeHia
    @QuiaNeHia 3 роки тому +10

    7:14 Mero is giving BIG Disappointed West Indian Father right there lol

  • @dariusmcclain5584
    @dariusmcclain5584 3 роки тому +4

    7:14 I need this as a reaction gif yesterday, lol

  • @ouzi9122
    @ouzi9122 3 роки тому +3

    "This is not from eating ass" I am disappointed my guy lol

  • @NA-sq1pt
    @NA-sq1pt 3 роки тому +48

    Does their dating with 4 kids rule apply to Ye too, or...😂

    • @homenick93
      @homenick93 3 роки тому +4

      Homie not only shouldn’t be dating he should be committed at this point.

    • @marcofujimoto
      @marcofujimoto 3 роки тому +3

      A guy who shaves their eyebrows plays by their own rules

  • @Masterp100
    @Masterp100 3 роки тому +4

    The first 10 seconds was literally just them making noises lmao I missed these guys

  • @sunnyside9273
    @sunnyside9273 3 роки тому +9

    Desus shirt is busier than the 405

  • @opm1s6
    @opm1s6 3 роки тому +23

    How does Desus know this much about Staten Island!?!? Like for real that oddly specific info that only people from the north shore of Shaolin would know.

  • @virgilbrickonmybrick989
    @virgilbrickonmybrick989 3 роки тому +9

    I hope they do this show for another decade or two

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 3 роки тому +31

    My guy Desus… you don’t want to be wearing a shirt NYPD can use to tie your as* up with.

  • @tristanchuey
    @tristanchuey 3 роки тому +19

    Desus hasn’t made a spicy comment like that in a minute.

    • @kayjones3187
      @kayjones3187 3 роки тому +1

      He went for the jugular 😂😂

    • @mr.sandman7339
      @mr.sandman7339 3 роки тому +2

      Leonardo DiCaprio: "Apologize to my 23 year old girlfriend"

  • @missynemo1006
    @missynemo1006 3 роки тому +10

    Why Desus shirt looks like its trying to be a straight jacket and a prisoners jumpsuit from 1912?

  • @heidisorenson3775
    @heidisorenson3775 3 роки тому +8

    @Desus •0:35/10:31 Telly Monster was meant to be a representation of fear, anxiety, worry, concern, id, in addition to being played at a higher age to mimic adults yet still contain the needed component for commonality for us as humans by still keeping a guarded innocent transparence of adolescence. Or to compare/validate his character’s story architecture receipt; he’s a median with the ability to humble/frustrate SS Adults in an uncomfortable way to force an evolution as well as strengthen/frustrate SS Children. He’s an awkward, unilaterally relatable, lawful good Jean Grey male Muppet monster. And Mr. Snuffleupagus is a MF treasure like Mr. Looper GD! - and as you’re making your way through the rest of the museum of lost comments you’ll see what happens 🙂💋

  • @stephanodigiorgio1090
    @stephanodigiorgio1090 2 роки тому

    "I'm gonna propose on the old wu-wear store" lost it there!!!!

  • @FabulousKilljoy917
    @FabulousKilljoy917 3 роки тому +10

    Desus what is that shirt😳

  • @wagovan35
    @wagovan35 3 роки тому +1

    “Hoes don’t get cold” this is coming for a pnw resident that goes to many clubs and festivals, they will wear what ever in snowy weather haha 👯‍♀️

  • @bncain
    @bncain 3 роки тому +8

    Me being impressed that Mero could sleep in a daily contact for 3 nights 😂

  • @stevensedlak
    @stevensedlak 3 роки тому +283

    I Want to See Mero Wearing Glasses who's with me on that?

    • @KraknSkulls
      @KraknSkulls 3 роки тому +13

      On some E40 type shit

    • @oddishhonor
      @oddishhonor 3 роки тому +10

      He’s worn them before. During the viceland days there was an episode I believe

    • @ShutUpAlready444
      @ShutUpAlready444 3 роки тому +4

      👍🏾

    • @aland7236
      @aland7236 3 роки тому +5

      The brand uses frames.

    • @jbaby8255
      @jbaby8255 3 роки тому +1

      👋🏾

  • @goddollars
    @goddollars 3 роки тому +1

    Top tier warmup

  • @kenedi8371
    @kenedi8371 3 роки тому +5

    maybe the vodka commercial was to show that if you get drunk enough, he’ll look like leonardo dicaprio. idk i’m just trying to figure who lied and said he looked like leo because…😬

  • @tonysmith4702
    @tonysmith4702 2 роки тому +1

    Yeoooo, that DiCaprio if he dated his age had me dying!!!!

  • @HoodyCoob
    @HoodyCoob 3 роки тому +26

    Step dad Pete movie would be legendary

    • @dragorocky
      @dragorocky 3 роки тому +2

      Pete West?

    • @HoodyCoob
      @HoodyCoob 3 роки тому +1

      @@dragorocky Pete Kardashian

  • @lowkeybruja
    @lowkeybruja 3 роки тому +26

    bruh pete really got kim out on staten island, eating carbs, using her facial muscles on a roller coaster, surrounded by peasants.. but the absolute best part: prolly brought her back to the crib, to his blacklight basement apt, had her hitting a bong on a dusty beanbag chair lmfaoooooo 👏👏👏PETE THE GAWD

    • @liluhaas
      @liluhaas 3 роки тому +2

      he a wizard. I’m impressed

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 3 роки тому +4

      It's sad you have this much knowledge of staten

  • @reneesherman1385
    @reneesherman1385 3 роки тому

    I want to give this video multiple thumbs up!!!!

  • @Stardust414
    @Stardust414 3 роки тому +5

    I had LASIK 8yrs ago and can def confirm it's time for a reboot 👀 My vision gets worse every day 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @jujutaylor2186
    @jujutaylor2186 3 роки тому +1

    I'm feeling Desus's shirt and the Cardi B theory is hilarious and I'm honestly not surprised by the results.

  • @Danno1850
    @Danno1850 2 роки тому +4

    Desus looks like he left the tailor midway through. “I got a show to do, you’ve had enough time”

  • @vicvinegar7671
    @vicvinegar7671 3 роки тому +1

    All I can hear when they do their accent is Rocko's neighbor from Rocko's Modern Life lmao

  • @JB-pe2yn
    @JB-pe2yn 3 роки тому +1

    Eeekkk!! I LOVE the Artie Lange reference!

  • @shanesaunders6156
    @shanesaunders6156 3 роки тому +13

    Mero with the Aaron Rodgers dig, knows how to hurt me.

  • @aland7236
    @aland7236 3 роки тому +13

    Wait a sec, y'all asked women who are pretty much naked if they were cold while in Florida? I've lived in Florida for 32 years, it easy to begin developing a case of swamp ass at 3am, you have to be naked to be comfortable. In Florida you could end up with sweaty nuts walking from your front door to the car first thing in the morning. It's never cold here.
    The only cold places in Florida are the walk in freezers at Publix. I'm taking about back and forth, in and out, 100° temp swings, 9 hours a day.

    • @nicholelibra
      @nicholelibra 3 роки тому +1

      I've seen my coworkers come in with knee-high fur boots...the office is in Miami.
      Another time it dropped to 70° and a coworker had to leave early because she came down with a cold.

    • @makicabrera
      @makicabrera 3 роки тому +1

      I watched some of the video explanation, they did the survey during the Florida version of winter when temperatures can drop below 60 at night

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 3 роки тому +2

      Idk how you're comfortable announcing to the world that you're a sweaty swampass

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi 3 роки тому +3

      @@makicabrera that's not even cold lmao

    • @makicabrera
      @makicabrera 3 роки тому

      @@Khronogi Below 60? I live in a cold country and that's pretty chilly to me ToT I need a jacket

  • @eddiecruz9683
    @eddiecruz9683 3 роки тому +3

    Of course my Alma mater is part of that study lmao Go Bulls!!!

  • @GRACEABERDEAN01
    @GRACEABERDEAN01 3 роки тому +3

    Pete Davidson jokes😂😂🙌🏻

  • @tinyelvisbkwd
    @tinyelvisbkwd 3 роки тому +8

    Might be time to get some glasses, Money Mero lol

  • @raqueldeshow9678
    @raqueldeshow9678 2 роки тому +1

    Nobody clocking Desus for the weird bird noises (10 sec) he makes when they come out, is beyond to me

  • @slickwitdasticks4493
    @slickwitdasticks4493 3 роки тому +1

    Desus shirt is wild

  • @julioluna6499
    @julioluna6499 3 роки тому +2

    Damn Leo caught a stray for no reason Lmao!

  • @nerdyggg
    @nerdyggg 3 роки тому +2

    Why is desus wearing a business chic straight jacket? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mgiebus1869
    @mgiebus1869 3 роки тому

    Mero had some of that og d&m energy for lady Gaga's airbrushing. I miss those days

  • @terigiese1322
    @terigiese1322 3 роки тому +1

    That shirt drove me crazy!!I kept being distracted by those freakin ribbons!😝Then my edible kicked in and😵‍💫😅

  • @Obekant08
    @Obekant08 3 роки тому +1

    10:08 Desus being classy thou!

  • @MsJones-zm7vs
    @MsJones-zm7vs 2 роки тому +1

    There has been a lot of comments about Desus shirt…I think he wanted y’all to notice that it was a different color as I’m calling this
    “His Green Era”

  • @freebird3581
    @freebird3581 2 роки тому

    Desus get that, I escaped from the Diesel store's insane asylum shirt OUTTA HERE! Hahahaha!

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade 3 роки тому +1

    Desus' shirt... 🤣

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 роки тому +10

    That ain't what they mean by get the strap, Desus...what's up with that shirt?

  • @RingoLoadagain
    @RingoLoadagain 3 роки тому +1

    Two (almost) middle-age style ICONS.

  • @2ndteddy18
    @2ndteddy18 3 роки тому +1

    Ayo😅🤣😂😂😂 I’m 2 nice 4 this right now 😏😆🤣😅🤣 2 real n funny AF 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joyharper5448
    @joyharper5448 2 роки тому +1

    Karey at Lane Bryant would change the schedule and send the district manager a different schedule. And I was honest about my work schedule because I was a Stockton University student

  • @geekgirrrl
    @geekgirrrl 3 роки тому

    "Step-dad Pete" lol rated R

  • @joyharper5448
    @joyharper5448 2 роки тому +1

    Yes, I told Karey off once, but so did everyone at that store.

  • @mikegeastatl
    @mikegeastatl 3 роки тому +6

    As much as y’all talk about baseball you ain’t mention the braves winning the World Series once? Respect the brand💪💪💪💪

  • @judgenotlestyebejudge
    @judgenotlestyebejudge 3 роки тому

    😆🤣🤣Hot air rise’s, so that hot garbage air smell rising up to them!! Lol

  • @usernameaz602
    @usernameaz602 3 роки тому +1

    @3:18
    Lady Gaga and the House of Gucci.
    Is either...
    The greatest band name ever
    Or
    an Adult Swim Scoobyverse Crossover.

  • @brianthompson5168
    @brianthompson5168 3 роки тому

    7:06- 7:16 Mero's face tho' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tinyelvisbkwd
    @tinyelvisbkwd 3 роки тому +20

    Lol, I don't think you want psychologists working on the vaccine, my guys.

  • @DGreen-hq7jp
    @DGreen-hq7jp 3 роки тому

    The gasp with the airbrush gaga comment lol... followed by the Leo impersonator laugh 👀... then asking women in Miami night clubs if they are cold ... alcohol and coke might be some factors to acct for lol

  • @alexknight1829
    @alexknight1829 3 роки тому

    My guy impersonated Andy Milonakis maybe haha

  • @tmlocalone
    @tmlocalone 3 роки тому +1

    Bronx STRONG

  • @ddelo3441
    @ddelo3441 2 роки тому

    Dude, wait until your contact rolls to the back of your eye while you are sleeping... then let the panic at the disco begin!

  • @bathwaterbuffalo
    @bathwaterbuffalo 3 роки тому +1

    Gaga wins one b.s. Oscar and all of a sudden thinks she's Daniel Day-Lewis

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 3 роки тому

    I loved Telly

  • @katenkyokotsu4417
    @katenkyokotsu4417 3 роки тому

    I’m convinced the scientists got caught watching Pno and was like..”have you heard of Cardi B?”

  • @shockwavebboy
    @shockwavebboy 3 роки тому +1

    10 minutes in, these guy doin it.

  • @marloncru
    @marloncru 3 роки тому +1

    That shirt looks like covid with a relaxer in it.

  • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
    @WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 роки тому +1

    Are those tape measures?! 👀

  • @joshuaphillips755
    @joshuaphillips755 3 роки тому +1

    Oh no, I used to joke around saying hos don't get cold.... I mean, how else you survive the winter dressed like that....
    I'm cancelled

  • @Thecornerdojotv
    @Thecornerdojotv 3 роки тому +4

    Was Pete on SNL when Kanye said fuck the whole cast …well Che got next

  • @hollyecarroll659
    @hollyecarroll659 3 роки тому

    Ok lasik makes me nervous too tho lmao

  • @JonDoe-wy1sr
    @JonDoe-wy1sr 3 роки тому

    Shout out vannest and Morris park where I live lol

  • @joyharper5448
    @joyharper5448 2 роки тому

    I know riyy most likely knew Nathan Dexter Burnett Jr. He use to live in the landings in Pleasantville NJ

  • @jordachejordan90
    @jordachejordan90 3 роки тому +6

    Dam the anne rice pull from way bck

  • @stevensedlak
    @stevensedlak 3 роки тому +1

    5:21 Rimshot

  • @feliciamarable6062
    @feliciamarable6062 3 роки тому

    Desus I need that shirt ... Where did you get it from

  • @russellward4624
    @russellward4624 3 роки тому

    The Leo look alike looks 20 years older than Leo lol

  • @cdfaiscoolerthan
    @cdfaiscoolerthan 3 роки тому

    anyone know where to watch their episodes online? lol

  • @kjeezy2990
    @kjeezy2990 2 роки тому

    This man Pete Davidson can not miss. 💯👍🏽

  • @vw8192
    @vw8192 3 роки тому

    You missed the story on Roman Burtsev