Scottie Pippen vs. Kevin Durant, Tour de France Crash & Sex Doll Drowning | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 роки тому +270

    That Tour de France PSA was basically the best ad they've ever had for me to watch the Tour de France.

    • @TSTypeR
      @TSTypeR 3 роки тому +17

      As a cycling fan, those fans are the fucking worse. They endanger the riders for their own ego, which is especially bad when a crash like that can end someone's career or life. It's the worse thing to see as a fan watching on TV.
      For the sport itself though, it's a fun sport that is equal part sadomasochism and soap opera. It's full of team drama and there is a lot of romanticism in the journey of the race. Is the racing exciting always, no! If you think there's a lot of vamping in baseball, imagine a 250km bike race over 6 goddamn hours.
      But like baseball, when it hits. Oh my god, is it fantastic. To be a cycling fan, you really need to appreciate what those monsters are able to do on a daily basis.

    • @jbaby8255
      @jbaby8255 3 роки тому +7

      @@TSTypeR you description has now peaked my interest even more on TDF ! Whenever I’m able to catch it on tv I’ll watch about 30 minutes of it just to see the beautiful landscape of the country side of France. Now I’m going to now watch it for longer periods!
      Thx

    • @TSTypeR
      @TSTypeR 3 роки тому +7

      @@jbaby8255 honestly if you want to get into cyclist, I don’t think the TDF is a good entry point. Maybe the first two stage is a bit different. Try checking if you can watch last year UCI Cyclocross World Championship to see Wout Van Aert and Mathieu Van Der Poel duking it out. Literally the Ali v Frazier of cyclin, two all time greats duking it out.
      Or if you don’t have one hour twenty go check out EF Pro Cycling going racing series. Anything to do with Lachlan Morton or the Tour of Flanders episode is fantastic

    • @arthurb5194
      @arthurb5194 3 роки тому +4

      @@TSTypeR Wout Van Aert and Van Der Poel?????? Yall only have gourmet white people riding in this. Just playing I've always respected cycling

    • @Lovlee33161
      @Lovlee33161 3 роки тому +2

      Deadass

  • @dereklagrandwalker
    @dereklagrandwalker 3 роки тому +50

    i lost my dad in 2019, my grandma in 2020.and my mom last tuesday - this show is the only thing that makes me laugh - thank you boys

    • @arabchristraeger
      @arabchristraeger 3 роки тому +6

      my heart goes out to you. my condolences to you and your family. you are strong.

    • @makedramccan
      @makedramccan Рік тому

      Dammm..I cannot imagine what you going through ..I pray that your strength and mercy and spirit ..

  • @KennyGiron94
    @KennyGiron94 3 роки тому +37

    Bert Kreischer wildin in France 😂😂

    • @xxCD7xx
      @xxCD7xx 3 роки тому +3

      Serbia... France ... same thing

    • @theplourde
      @theplourde 3 роки тому

      Did you know he was a member of the a Russian mob? Lol

    • @LeaveAhNah
      @LeaveAhNah 3 роки тому

      all the mommies squeal

  • @christophermichael5764
    @christophermichael5764 3 роки тому +40

    "Trini makes better curry" lmao

  • @johntownsend7344
    @johntownsend7344 3 роки тому +349

    “Whatever dogs survive are up for adoption”
    Dark Desus has returned!!!🙅🏻‍♂️

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 3 роки тому +15

      No hesitantion!!!

    • @tombstonejones9581
      @tombstonejones9581 3 роки тому +19

      @@debbiedoodiedandi you combined hesitation and destination. I'm not sure wether or not I should roast you or be impressed.

    • @USMC1997
      @USMC1997 3 роки тому +8

      @@tombstonejones9581 He meant what he said? 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

    • @Kimmy_Beee
      @Kimmy_Beee 3 роки тому +8

      🎶Dark Desus, Dark....Dark Desus🎶 LOL

    • @clothsafe9778
      @clothsafe9778 3 роки тому +4

      That dog had it comin. It's real out here. #protectyaneck

  • @herFLYness79
    @herFLYness79 3 роки тому +202

    Scottie looking like an upscale big and tall catalog model.

  • @brockalbert5111
    @brockalbert5111 3 роки тому +239

    "Raps, and Things of That Nature" is a dope album title.

    • @sincereone5088
      @sincereone5088 3 роки тому +23

      New album title from A Tribe Called Quest…

    • @norm-fy5mo
      @norm-fy5mo 3 роки тому +9

      Something J Cole would come up

    • @chillsillego9599
      @chillsillego9599 3 роки тому +11

      Puts me in the mind of Stunts, Blunts and Hip-Hop- Diamond D

    • @riversider2506
      @riversider2506 3 роки тому +5

      Nah , that's a fire album title FrFr 💯

    • @jshaft807
      @jshaft807 3 роки тому +3

      Sounds like something from Devin The Dude

  • @SCSilk
    @SCSilk 3 роки тому +229

    Fun fact: defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.

    • @polocos8788
      @polocos8788 3 роки тому +43

      I'm gonna add that to my repertoire and just use it incorrectly lol

    • @Amaraaa23
      @Amaraaa23 3 роки тому +39

      So then, dejazzination is the act of throwing someone out of a door.

    • @mgvortex66
      @mgvortex66 3 роки тому +3

      My favorite fact I ever learn and it has been useful since 9th grade

    • @YashRamisetty
      @YashRamisetty 3 роки тому +1

      @@Amaraaa23 is this from fresh prince?

    • @Amaraaa23
      @Amaraaa23 3 роки тому +1

      @@YashRamisetty lol yeah I’m so silly

  • @violetedge83
    @violetedge83 3 роки тому +45

    When Mero saw the dog get run over 😂😂😂😂

  • @Beygent
    @Beygent 3 роки тому +48

    First it was the vuvuzelas, now this 😭

  • @phisiks
    @phisiks 3 роки тому +29

    that bicycle accident looked like a police car pile-up from the blues brothers movies

  • @youngguru8674
    @youngguru8674 3 роки тому +175

    I’m disappointed y’all didn’t put the sonic rings on the dog

  • @shpeftopolis
    @shpeftopolis 3 роки тому +73

    Shout out to OKJulia for the epic sports goss tonight

  • @polocos8788
    @polocos8788 3 роки тому +26

    Why Scottie Pippen looking like he got that high end perico for the low

  • @TheMikeEwick
    @TheMikeEwick 3 роки тому +23

    I keep expecting the “problematic light” to come on! Hahaha

  • @enzov9772
    @enzov9772 3 роки тому +28

    I like how the outtro showed the logo visually but D&M kept joking in the voiceover

  • @jordachejordan90
    @jordachejordan90 3 роки тому +81

    Did Desus say Bill Simmons!? The disrespect.

    • @CC-jw8cj
      @CC-jw8cj 3 роки тому +2

      😭😭🤣

    • @xxCD7xx
      @xxCD7xx 3 роки тому +9

      Probably has a better TS%

  • @beachypeacefulvibes8599
    @beachypeacefulvibes8599 3 роки тому +19

    Scottie Pippen is the 2021 version of Quincy Jones... stop it gossip girl!

  • @jalapenohiway
    @jalapenohiway 3 роки тому +41

    Desus: "Oh. Yea. I was illegally dumping in her before..."
    Mero: "Yeaaaaaaa..."
    😆😂😂🤣🤣😭😭 Lmao! Yooo W T F !

  • @sincereone5088
    @sincereone5088 3 роки тому +59

    What’s up with Meros small hat? He looks like a grown Dominican Dennis the menace!

    • @rontam06
      @rontam06 3 роки тому +8

      🗣️Ohhhhh Señorrrrrrr Wilsonnnnnn 😆

    • @riversider2506
      @riversider2506 3 роки тому +4

      Lmaooooo 😂 💀 😭

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade 3 роки тому +17

    If what they call "spilling tea," then Scottie is dropping matcha! 🤣

  • @hinazuke
    @hinazuke 3 роки тому +9

    The dog from duck hunt was a mad deep cut Nintendo reference tho…

  • @lolohernandez4724
    @lolohernandez4724 3 роки тому +8

    Desus was on point in this one 🤣😅 my boi going dark bringing back the Vice Energy. 😈

  • @denisejohnson7965
    @denisejohnson7965 3 роки тому +21

    White guys through Windows.... Name of my first book

  • @djchayan
    @djchayan 3 роки тому +13

    Desus & Mero go to Japan. Do it!

  • @dragorocky
    @dragorocky 3 роки тому +5

    MG! I never seen Mero react so hysterically! I I almost shit myself watching him go fkn nuts watching that dog get flattened. And his buildup to that moment was perfect. Y’all doing the mostttttt !!😂😂😂😂

  • @foxycinnamon7307
    @foxycinnamon7307 3 роки тому +12

    I've seen crashes at the TDF on ESPN, but that was some craziness.

  • @lolohernandez4724
    @lolohernandez4724 3 роки тому +29

    " the game was better before they let the homosexuals in." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they did Dwight Howard's dirty.

    • @havok5538
      @havok5538 3 роки тому +1

      You were on top of your game

  • @oktyrant8953
    @oktyrant8953 3 роки тому +42

    Trinis have curry, Yardies have jerk. Story done

    • @techmic2854
      @techmic2854 3 роки тому +2

      ☝🏾

    • @traceypee8047
      @traceypee8047 3 роки тому +13

      Best curry goat I ever had was Jamaican. Trinis got the bully beef on smash tho

  • @allgemini05
    @allgemini05 3 роки тому +22

    Bruh… the TDF looks wild!!

  • @smashboogietheilladelic5740
    @smashboogietheilladelic5740 3 роки тому +16

    He got free time huh! Great segment

  • @niknitro419
    @niknitro419 3 роки тому +5

    "Trini makes better curry" is hilarious

  • @acutierolls
    @acutierolls 3 роки тому +8

    NOT MERO W THE YIDDISH ZAFTIG LMAOOO shouts to heather lol

  • @seakc87
    @seakc87 3 роки тому +5

    Yo these two been on one this week! Between the new audio art and the TDF segment, they wildin!

  • @adamparlett8257
    @adamparlett8257 3 роки тому +4

    "You're gonna be part of my world."
    😅😅😅

  • @afterhourglo4834
    @afterhourglo4834 3 роки тому +13

    Kd not even mad hoop more about not having Scottie’s hair😭

  • @ritab5153
    @ritab5153 3 роки тому +2

    "You're gonna be a part of my world." Thank you, Jules!!!

  • @jpsinister01
    @jpsinister01 3 роки тому +3

    I was working at a club in Orlando checking IDs when I saw all the cops sprint down the alley to the bar when Barkley threw that dude out the window lol good times

  • @mariacarmelvalendez4687
    @mariacarmelvalendez4687 3 роки тому +2

    Not rubenesque and zoftig 🤣🤣🤣

  • @darylcarr8283
    @darylcarr8283 3 роки тому +10

    Japan ain't ready (seriously; they're barely ready for the Olympics post-COVID). Gonna find y'all in a Shinjuku back alley doing guest cameos in bukkake p-no's...

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 3 роки тому +2

    "this is my fault" 😂

  • @MotterPotter
    @MotterPotter 3 роки тому +11

    Future really fucked Pippen up.

  • @ichiban-iq7wt
    @ichiban-iq7wt 3 роки тому +21

    born in raised Houstonian, yea chuck was fat when he came to rockets

  • @rontam06
    @rontam06 3 роки тому

    Look at Dj Effin 🎤 9:38 with the 🧢 TDF 🚲 🤣

  • @rontam06
    @rontam06 3 роки тому +5

    Real Raps and Hippity Hops 💯 🎤🤣😆... -Scottie P 🏀

  • @4biz
    @4biz 3 роки тому

    LOVE YALL BODEGA BOYS

  • @asdesai-93
    @asdesai-93 3 роки тому +17

    Idk how I feel about making the same "illegal dumping" joke that Desus made

  • @ayeoner
    @ayeoner 3 роки тому

    "first it was the vuvuzelas..." 😂 😂 😂

  • @Kimmy_Beee
    @Kimmy_Beee 3 роки тому +12

    We need more Bodega Toons, you ball bags!!!😛 LOL

    • @kionnakelly2918
      @kionnakelly2918 3 роки тому +1

      Ik. My guts been hurtin!

    • @Kimmy_Beee
      @Kimmy_Beee 3 роки тому +2

      @@kionnakelly2918 that’s right! Put that shit right in my fuckin veins bro *Michael Anthony voice*😂 LOL

  • @HappyEarhole
    @HappyEarhole 3 роки тому +3

    Y'all are both growing in them Letterman beards. Props.

  • @GarbageMemesTBH
    @GarbageMemesTBH 3 роки тому

    0:59 “Bill Simmons”? Hello?

  • @dumezwenilawrencencube5735
    @dumezwenilawrencencube5735 3 роки тому +7

    Trini makes better curry is the foulest statement I've ever heard...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zackconley5642
    @zackconley5642 3 роки тому +1

    I like that KDs whole comeback was from The Last Dance doc

  • @fuegococoa
    @fuegococoa 3 роки тому +8

    Scottie Pippen got a lot of nerve getting on TV and talking about sports after Future & Beasley cracked his wife

    • @Treize132
      @Treize132 3 роки тому

      Larsa was always loose and Scottie married her anyway . Hard to feel bad for anyone in this situation

  • @defconlawless
    @defconlawless 3 роки тому +1

    Bill Simmons 😂

  • @bridgetbonds5169
    @bridgetbonds5169 3 роки тому +1

    When I saw the Tour de France bike race crashed wow that was so wild

  • @ZacharyJohnG
    @ZacharyJohnG 3 роки тому +2

    Yo, I’ve lived in Japan 8 years, would love to show the most brolic brand in tv around 💪

  • @MK-we9sw
    @MK-we9sw 3 роки тому

    Pleased by the vuvuzela reference 😂

  • @bridgetbonds5169
    @bridgetbonds5169 3 роки тому +1

    They are so amazing and hilarious

  • @yasisoufi
    @yasisoufi 3 роки тому

    Where is the washable toilet paper? It was in the show and I got stitches over their comments! Wash em on Lava heat Mero said! 🤣

  • @estela.z
    @estela.z 3 роки тому

    Love this

  • @xarkhamjokerx
    @xarkhamjokerx 3 роки тому

    Loving having the visual art 🎨back YKTFV #bodegaboys #bodegahive the brand is 100💪🏿

  • @christopherfortson-linton4721
    @christopherfortson-linton4721 3 роки тому

    "Bill Simmons" 0:55

  • @SuperRobertoClemente
    @SuperRobertoClemente 3 роки тому

    That Tour de France bit was fucking hilarious!

  • @NicklenDimeChicano
    @NicklenDimeChicano 3 роки тому

    Desus’s hoodie strings are giving me big trump long ass tie vibes 😂😂

  • @fakebrainclub
    @fakebrainclub 3 роки тому +1

    Mero really said "zaftig" like it was no big deal

  • @AnotherGenericUsername
    @AnotherGenericUsername 3 роки тому +2

    Gang gang!!!!

  • @ShaneGillis432HZ
    @ShaneGillis432HZ 3 роки тому

    Been a minute since I heard yall

  • @TeddyBremmer
    @TeddyBremmer 3 роки тому +7

    Burnt Chrysler👍🏿The brand needs to be on 2B1C and is brolic.

    • @kingzeros3963
      @kingzeros3963 3 роки тому +1

      That would be an insane episode haha

    • @fatmunch6318
      @fatmunch6318 3 роки тому +1

      Bigger crossover than endgame

  • @alienkid
    @alienkid 3 роки тому +3

    Yurrrrr

  • @therevolutionaryeseibiothe9269
    @therevolutionaryeseibiothe9269 3 роки тому

    That's that dude from vampires in the bronx movie..

  • @nlsnpgr1
    @nlsnpgr1 3 роки тому

    They should do a taping in Japan !!

  • @Heightz1734
    @Heightz1734 3 роки тому

    I need that hat Desus got on

  • @biggmonie
    @biggmonie 3 роки тому +1

    Damn these NBA players got time today!!🤣 They were wild back in the day! When old people discover social over Querentine vibes!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tastemyhammer2757
    @tastemyhammer2757 3 роки тому +3

    I'm watching the T.D.F. for now on.

  • @WhoThis558
    @WhoThis558 3 роки тому +2

    He said bill simmons instead of Ben Simmons

  • @davidedgar2818
    @davidedgar2818 3 роки тому

    Don't take my pause and run on your video the wrong way.. When I really wanted to focus in on your tube I kept getting interrupted by important work issues. I want to see your stuff uninterrupted. Hope that isn't influencing your tube stats. Luv ya always.✨👍👍👍👍🌟

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde 3 роки тому +5

    I’d pay good money to hear these two sports cast a Tour de France event. No 🧢

  • @afuahasante
    @afuahasante 3 роки тому

    I wish they did a whole police auction skit in full costume.

  • @KylaAolani
    @KylaAolani 3 роки тому +1

    He work at TD Bank he know about basketball 😭😭😭😭

  • @Kobain0
    @Kobain0 3 роки тому +1

    Don’t bring flares😳 .. put away your glock 👀

  • @rayazkhan9498
    @rayazkhan9498 3 роки тому

    Mero @10:42 😭😭😭

  • @chriskeough6778
    @chriskeough6778 3 роки тому

    "I was in Scottie Pippen's wedding" - Tracy Jordan

  • @miker.9138
    @miker.9138 3 роки тому +9

    Scottie makes time to talk trash by never stopping to leave a tip.

  • @40yearoldman
    @40yearoldman 3 роки тому +2

    Jamaican hate crime. 🤣

  • @brockalbert5111
    @brockalbert5111 3 роки тому

    Bill Simmons? Lol

  • @MinutesFromVegas
    @MinutesFromVegas 3 роки тому +60

    All the tour de France taught me was a whole generation skipped putting a baseball card on their bikes.

    • @rontam06
      @rontam06 3 роки тому +1

      We used quarter waters(25 cent hood juice 🧃) or soda cans if we didn't have cards 🃏 🤣😆

  • @lolohernandez4724
    @lolohernandez4724 3 роки тому +3

    11:26 bruh people so sensitive nowadays desus killed that damn joke 🤣💀 and you can tell he was worried after about repercussions. Imagine the sucio heat these boys can drop if they had a no holds bar type environment.

  • @nadinecampbell1930
    @nadinecampbell1930 3 роки тому

    Pure jokes on dek 🤣🤣🤣

  • @martinvera5962
    @martinvera5962 3 роки тому

    Wow big Rick Fox energy.

  • @Djizzle802
    @Djizzle802 3 роки тому +1

    Send Knicks legend Big Bully to the Tour de France 2022😭

  • @Twinklestar932
    @Twinklestar932 3 роки тому +1

    Big dad energy

  • @charro028
    @charro028 3 роки тому +2

    Yeah it’s a crime! Bikes cost up to $15k!

  • @xxCD7xx
    @xxCD7xx 3 роки тому

    The Machine got a shoutout

  • @phishtix452
    @phishtix452 3 роки тому +1

    I still think KD should've took Mero's deal

  • @maxichamberlain1021
    @maxichamberlain1021 3 роки тому

    No tippin Pippen. Real PoS

  • @raimywinter2309
    @raimywinter2309 3 роки тому +1

    🤘🏻🎨🤘🏻

  • @techmic2854
    @techmic2854 3 роки тому +1

    Yuuuuuuuur

  • @geekgirrrl
    @geekgirrrl 3 роки тому

    Dammin fans during TDF wildin' for REALz LOL

  • @ThrashPolice
    @ThrashPolice 3 роки тому

    big rick fox energy