As a cycling fan, those fans are the fucking worse. They endanger the riders for their own ego, which is especially bad when a crash like that can end someone's career or life. It's the worse thing to see as a fan watching on TV. For the sport itself though, it's a fun sport that is equal part sadomasochism and soap opera. It's full of team drama and there is a lot of romanticism in the journey of the race. Is the racing exciting always, no! If you think there's a lot of vamping in baseball, imagine a 250km bike race over 6 goddamn hours. But like baseball, when it hits. Oh my god, is it fantastic. To be a cycling fan, you really need to appreciate what those monsters are able to do on a daily basis.
@@TSTypeR you description has now peaked my interest even more on TDF ! Whenever I’m able to catch it on tv I’ll watch about 30 minutes of it just to see the beautiful landscape of the country side of France. Now I’m going to now watch it for longer periods! Thx
@@jbaby8255 honestly if you want to get into cyclist, I don’t think the TDF is a good entry point. Maybe the first two stage is a bit different. Try checking if you can watch last year UCI Cyclocross World Championship to see Wout Van Aert and Mathieu Van Der Poel duking it out. Literally the Ali v Frazier of cyclin, two all time greats duking it out. Or if you don’t have one hour twenty go check out EF Pro Cycling going racing series. Anything to do with Lachlan Morton or the Tour of Flanders episode is fantastic
Japan ain't ready (seriously; they're barely ready for the Olympics post-COVID). Gonna find y'all in a Shinjuku back alley doing guest cameos in bukkake p-no's...
MG! I never seen Mero react so hysterically! I I almost shit myself watching him go fkn nuts watching that dog get flattened. And his buildup to that moment was perfect. Y’all doing the mostttttt !!😂😂😂😂
I was working at a club in Orlando checking IDs when I saw all the cops sprint down the alley to the bar when Barkley threw that dude out the window lol good times
He Got Time Today......Desus, Because Future Took His B*TCH!!!! Hey, I’m Getting Cable Installed , rolling “At That Part”, With Wireless Headphones, So It’s New York, He Thinks 🤔 I’m Crazy But Don’t Care, I Already Payed him.
Don't take my pause and run on your video the wrong way.. When I really wanted to focus in on your tube I kept getting interrupted by important work issues. I want to see your stuff uninterrupted. Hope that isn't influencing your tube stats. Luv ya always.✨👍👍👍👍🌟
“Whatever dogs survive are up for adoption”
Dark Desus has returned!!!🙅🏻♂️
No hesitantion!!!
@@debbiedoodiedandi you combined hesitation and destination. I'm not sure wether or not I should roast you or be impressed.
@@tombstonejones9581 He meant what he said? 🤷🏽♂️😂
🎶Dark Desus, Dark....Dark Desus🎶 LOL
That dog had it comin. It's real out here. #protectyaneck
Every Thursday now? Ok...
🤘🏻🎨🤘🏻
🔱 MY BX NIGGAS !!! 🔱
Fun fact: defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.
I'm gonna add that to my repertoire and just use it incorrectly lol
So then, dejazzination is the act of throwing someone out of a door.
My favorite fact I ever learn and it has been useful since 9th grade
@@Amaraaa23 is this from fresh prince?
@@YashRamisetty lol yeah I’m so silly
Scottie looking like an upscale big and tall catalog model.
Cuz he is big an tall
🤣🤣🤣How dare you.
@@Neenerella333 PM y
That Tour de France PSA was basically the best ad they've ever had for me to watch the Tour de France.
As a cycling fan, those fans are the fucking worse. They endanger the riders for their own ego, which is especially bad when a crash like that can end someone's career or life. It's the worse thing to see as a fan watching on TV.
For the sport itself though, it's a fun sport that is equal part sadomasochism and soap opera. It's full of team drama and there is a lot of romanticism in the journey of the race. Is the racing exciting always, no! If you think there's a lot of vamping in baseball, imagine a 250km bike race over 6 goddamn hours.
But like baseball, when it hits. Oh my god, is it fantastic. To be a cycling fan, you really need to appreciate what those monsters are able to do on a daily basis.
@@TSTypeR you description has now peaked my interest even more on TDF ! Whenever I’m able to catch it on tv I’ll watch about 30 minutes of it just to see the beautiful landscape of the country side of France. Now I’m going to now watch it for longer periods!
Thx
@@jbaby8255 honestly if you want to get into cyclist, I don’t think the TDF is a good entry point. Maybe the first two stage is a bit different. Try checking if you can watch last year UCI Cyclocross World Championship to see Wout Van Aert and Mathieu Van Der Poel duking it out. Literally the Ali v Frazier of cyclin, two all time greats duking it out.
Or if you don’t have one hour twenty go check out EF Pro Cycling going racing series. Anything to do with Lachlan Morton or the Tour of Flanders episode is fantastic
@@TSTypeR Wout Van Aert and Van Der Poel?????? Yall only have gourmet white people riding in this. Just playing I've always respected cycling
Deadass
i lost my dad in 2019, my grandma in 2020.and my mom last tuesday - this show is the only thing that makes me laugh - thank you boys
my heart goes out to you. my condolences to you and your family. you are strong.
Dammm..I cannot imagine what you going through ..I pray that your strength and mercy and spirit ..
"Raps, and Things of That Nature" is a dope album title.
New album title from A Tribe Called Quest…
Something J Cole would come up
Puts me in the mind of Stunts, Blunts and Hip-Hop- Diamond D
Nah , that's a fire album title FrFr 💯
Sounds like something from Devin The Dude
I’m disappointed y’all didn’t put the sonic rings on the dog
Yo Viceland would've had that on Deck
Oh, man, that would've been the icing on the cake.
Or any of the bikers
mighta been a showtime call
Did Desus say Bill Simmons!? The disrespect.
😭😭🤣
Probably has a better TS%
What’s up with Meros small hat? He looks like a grown Dominican Dennis the menace!
🗣️Ohhhhh Señorrrrrrr Wilsonnnnnn 😆
Lmaooooo 😂 💀 😭
Shout out to OKJulia for the epic sports goss tonight
"Trini makes better curry" lmao
First it was the vuvuzelas, now this 😭
White guys through Windows.... Name of my first book
I'd read it 🤣
Barkley used to do that back in late 80's, early 90's! He didn't give an F.
Desus: "Oh. Yea. I was illegally dumping in her before..."
Mero: "Yeaaaaaaa..."
😆😂😂🤣🤣😭😭 Lmao! Yooo W T F !
that bicycle accident looked like a police car pile-up from the blues brothers movies
When Mero saw the dog get run over 😂😂😂😂
Why Scottie Pippen looking like he got that high end perico for the low
Bert Kreischer wildin in France 😂😂
Serbia... France ... same thing
Did you know he was a member of the a Russian mob? Lol
all the mommies squeal
Scottie Pippen is the 2021 version of Quincy Jones... stop it gossip girl!
I keep expecting the “problematic light” to come on! Hahaha
Trinis have curry, Yardies have jerk. Story done
☝🏾
Best curry goat I ever had was Jamaican. Trinis got the bully beef on smash tho
I like how the outtro showed the logo visually but D&M kept joking in the voiceover
The dog from duck hunt was a mad deep cut Nintendo reference tho…
Future really fucked Pippen up.
If what they call "spilling tea," then Scottie is dropping matcha! 🤣
Japan ain't ready (seriously; they're barely ready for the Olympics post-COVID). Gonna find y'all in a Shinjuku back alley doing guest cameos in bukkake p-no's...
😧 Bruh
Bruh… the TDF looks wild!!
" the game was better before they let the homosexuals in." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they did Dwight Howard's dirty.
You were on top of your game
Desus & Mero go to Japan. Do it!
Trini makes better curry is the foulest statement I've ever heard...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Real Raps and Hippity Hops 💯 🎤🤣😆... -Scottie P 🏀
born in raised Houstonian, yea chuck was fat when he came to rockets
Scottie Pippen got a lot of nerve getting on TV and talking about sports after Future & Beasley cracked his wife
Larsa was always loose and Scottie married her anyway . Hard to feel bad for anyone in this situation
Desus was on point in this one 🤣😅 my boi going dark bringing back the Vice Energy. 😈
Kd not even mad hoop more about not having Scottie’s hair😭
He got free time huh! Great segment
I've seen crashes at the TDF on ESPN, but that was some craziness.
Jamaican hate crime. 🤣
"Trini makes better curry" is hilarious
MG! I never seen Mero react so hysterically! I I almost shit myself watching him go fkn nuts watching that dog get flattened. And his buildup to that moment was perfect. Y’all doing the mostttttt !!😂😂😂😂
Yo these two been on one this week! Between the new audio art and the TDF segment, they wildin!
Scottie makes time to talk trash by never stopping to leave a tip.
Y'all are both growing in them Letterman beards. Props.
Yo, I’ve lived in Japan 8 years, would love to show the most brolic brand in tv around 💪
I was working at a club in Orlando checking IDs when I saw all the cops sprint down the alley to the bar when Barkley threw that dude out the window lol good times
Idk how I feel about making the same "illegal dumping" joke that Desus made
"You're gonna be part of my world."
😅😅😅
Not rubenesque and zoftig 🤣🤣🤣
I'm watching the T.D.F. for now on.
Burnt Chrysler👍🏿The brand needs to be on 2B1C and is brolic.
That would be an insane episode haha
Bigger crossover than endgame
"You're gonna be a part of my world." Thank you, Jules!!!
NOT MERO W THE YIDDISH ZAFTIG LMAOOO shouts to heather lol
Mero with the peeno deep cut lmao.
You two are banned from all pet stores and dog shows and animal planet will not sponsor your show for the next three years.
Come on ya'll Bill Simmons is a better shooter!
"this is my fault" 😂
I like that KDs whole comeback was from The Last Dance doc
Mero really said "zaftig" like it was no big deal
He work at TD Bank he know about basketball 😭😭😭😭
Damn these NBA players got time today!!🤣 They were wild back in the day! When old people discover social over Querentine vibes!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah it’s a crime! Bikes cost up to $15k!
He said bill simmons instead of Ben Simmons
When I saw the Tour de France bike race crashed wow that was so wild
He Got Time Today......Desus, Because Future Took His B*TCH!!!! Hey, I’m Getting Cable Installed , rolling “At That Part”, With Wireless Headphones, So It’s New York, He Thinks 🤔 I’m Crazy But Don’t Care, I Already Payed him.
We need more Bodega Toons, you ball bags!!!😛 LOL
Ik. My guts been hurtin!
@@kionnakelly2918 that’s right! Put that shit right in my fuckin veins bro *Michael Anthony voice*😂 LOL
Yurrrrr
Mero looks Good thick
I still think KD should've took Mero's deal
hit the like if you googled 'rubenesque' and 'zaftig'
*Big rick fox energy* lmao
Damn this is what we're doing? Kwame brown needs to see this shit.
Don’t bring flares😳 .. put away your glock 👀
Imagine the got the dude w/ the blow up doll got caught for the dumping cuz of his dna inside
Send Knicks legend Big Bully to the Tour de France 2022😭
I really hope they cover that Danish reporter interviewing a man in a sex club.
I miss them doing sports they do a lot of gossip shit now I miss the nba nfl hockey and baseball drops
They should have watched the bikers beat the shit out of spectators that fucked with them, its hilarious
"I was in Scottie Pippen's wedding" - Tracy Jordan
That's that dude from vampires in the bronx movie..
you know in barcelona michael jordan once shot a man
Hot bag time
Big dad energy
“The raps” Nigga u talkin bout Future subs?
Fuckin' "zaftig." These dudes is the best.
No! The owner of the dog should be charged!
I’d pay good money to hear these two sports cast a Tour de France event. No 🧢
Bill Simmons 😂
Wow big Rick Fox energy.
They are so amazing and hilarious
Don't take my pause and run on your video the wrong way.. When I really wanted to focus in on your tube I kept getting interrupted by important work issues. I want to see your stuff uninterrupted. Hope that isn't influencing your tube stats. Luv ya always.✨👍👍👍👍🌟
Gang gang!!!!
All the tour de France taught me was a whole generation skipped putting a baseball card on their bikes.
We used quarter waters(25 cent hood juice 🧃) or soda cans if we didn't have cards 🃏 🤣😆
shoutout to Burnt Chrysler!
I miss the old format
0:59 “Bill Simmons”? Hello?
I need that hat Desus got on
Scottie got dragged!!
big rick fox energy