BMW Drivers in a NUTSHELL (Best BMW Fails)
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- Опубліковано 22 січ 2020
- Today we are watching some bmw drivers in a nutshell and best of bmw fails, thats all part of bmw driving school. Also im giving you some tips how to be a bmw driver. ENJOY and Please Drive Safely :)
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I'm guessing the 111 dislikes are all from BMW drivers
Could be hahaha
Jokes on you, we can’t see the dislikes.
@@bimmerguy9274 a year ago you could
@@nic_the_aged_woodworker dislikes from people who doesn’t like authors commenting. Stoped watching after 1st minute.
lol so many angry bmw lovers replying haha
When you think your job is boring, repetitive, and pointless, remember there are people whose job is to fit indicators to BMWs!
Thats classic :D
BMW - Blinkers Mean What?
It’s not the car; it’s the entitlement that most BMW drivers feel driving a rich car 🚙
8:20 "There maybe 2 or 3 good BMW drivers out there" I think this is an over estimation by at least 2.
LMAO hahahahahaha I agree
Epic!
Lol
Don't worry, this is exactly who BMW is marketing to. Nothing out of the ordinary.
@@te8828 they are the German Mustang. Designed to hit crowds and other cars. Sometimes fences like the thumbnail. Saw an E36 M3 on the news last night. The driver hit a family mini van going 112. Killed both kids, crippled the father, and the mother will be forever scarred mentally.
@@te8828 Ha Ha
@@ziggy3237 They're so good at making them go fast and adding all kinds of bells and whistles but not avoid an accidents... Oh what's that? They have auto braking? Apparently that's not good enough because look at all the people still being killed by them.
4:08 "He decided to go full Mustang" :D
That was a bad decision :D
How to be a BMW driver
1. The road is yours not others
2. Crash into an tough Mercedes to embarrass yourself
3. Show off everyday
4. Rev your engine
5. Igorne everything on road
That's how you driv a BMW
That sums up bmw driving experience :D
@@AVCH
BMW: But More Wrenches (because you're going to need them 🤣)
BMW: Break My Wallet (Because they're overpriced)
BMW: Be More Wretched
@@Jorge01234 🤣🤣🤣
91% of men are happy with their manhood, the other 9% drive a bmw.
Hahahaha nice one
@@AVCH thanks
Brilliant 🤣
Yes!!!
😂
im still trying to figure out the odds of drifting around a corner and hitting the only pole around right dead center between the headlights
Nobody:
BMW Drivers: crashes into pole
Simple: BMWs suck in doing donuts or "drifts" as you call it.
If you turn left/right and smash the throttle you'll leave only one skidmark.
Most 3s out there don't utilize even the simplest LSD system, I'll take an American car for that 8 days out of the week, hell even a Mercedes (they are WAY more fun anyway).
You’re tellin’ me; honestly, you Humans sometimes… 🤨
I find the majority who drive those horrible X3/5 models tend to have extreme anger issues. I had one guy cut me off around a blind bend and I blasted the horn. He stopped the car and got out, I got out and he kind of backed off shouting what, what’s your problem. I politely said, your car is slow don’t try to drive like a bellend or you will get hurt, or hurt someone. He said he was going to “hurt” me… being a kick-boxer this ended quickly after I took his leg out and pinned him to the ground. His pride was crushed. The guys girlfriend said she was calling the police, I said sure I have a dash cam and you can see this was self defence and I can also show them your boy toys race car like driving right…. He apologised and then let me go past. Strange people!
Very strange indeed
It's funny how when wannabes get taken down it's time to call the police
well i had to look up "bellend", but it was worth it
I drive a bmw. I agree that the brand and luxury cars in general attract people that think theyre the center of the universe. Bmw makes car that handle well and most models have good power too, so many drivers feel overconfident with the cars abilities. Wont lie, ive been an idiot behind the wheel a few times my self butim young… EDIT: also i think people get more upset when they get cut off by a luxury car, because they think luxury drivers believe theyre “better” than them.
and then you woke up
The first one is absolutely class 😂👏
7:34 Epic! xD
1. Tailgating Check
2. Overtaking On Double Solid white lines Check
3. Overtaking Multiple Vehicles At Once Check
This vid substantiates my experience with BMW drivers, they appear to be under the premise that their brand of vehicle gives them rights on the road that are waaayyyy above normal human beings despite the fact that not one of them could drive a toothpick into a turd let alone drive ANY sort of vehicle.
Their ego is way too big.
When u drive a car with 500hp to the wheels, you can out pull anyone on the road, including cops! As long as you don’t poke around the passing lane, you won’t have to worry about us!
one thing I've learned especially riding my motorcycle is be super cautious riding anywhere near a BMW. For some reason those douche bags think they are entitled.
Yo I love how every one of these BMW drivers are in the wrong 🤣 bro your commentary is just hilarious you never know what people are thinking me first attitude I just ❤️ love the point scale system my guy 💪
Appreciate that :D
Funny thing is that even in developing nations as BMWs gain in popularity, the new owners over there drive them like idiots too. It's a brand that attracts idiots worldwide
True
It’s a douchebag car world wide!
In my country, most of the BMW drivers are well behaved. The asshole ones mostly drive offroad SUVs even though they never use them for offroading.
Brilliant once again and I love the commentary. Keep em coming. Much appreciated from New Zealand. 👍👍👍👍
Thank you, i will :)
The BMW I8 is a weird car because it’s supposed to be a supercar but actually it only has a 1.5 L 3 cylinder Engine with an electric motor.
The i8 just a garbage AMG GT or audi r8 wannabe
Well it only sparks a BMW drivers ego into believing they actually have a £90,000 supercar when it ain't. It's just a fancy looking turd.
@@markcaldwell2831 lmao
BMW driver's arrogance is beyond belief, commentary is tip top 🤣
Thanks mate :D
This commentary is awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the voice over lol suits the video well :)
Thanks 😆
I own a Bmw 🙆😂😂😂😂and this guy made me day I’m definitely watching more videos check 👍👍👍👍👍
Im glad to hear that, you know what the humor is 👍
@@AVCH i also drive a bimmer my first car, and I find these and you very funny. Humour is awesome.
These drivers one day will bankrupt BMW single handedly.
Luckily we still have a thing called repairs
Unfortunately they won't.
?????
They will make BMW rich!
how do you know your are talking to a BMW owner at a party ?? He tells you
Hahahahahahahah nice one
Did you know they now fit BMW with indicators!!! Worth the watch just for the commentary!! Brilliant 😂
Thank you a lot :D
@@AVCH no problem my friend
these videos bring me joy
Hehe
BMW driver: Plenty of horsepower, but the light in the head is off. 🤦🏻♂️
Great vid love it , makes you wonder how people got their license maybe from fruitloops box
Some people bought them.
what does a BMW owner use as a contraceptive , Their personality
I love how he hates BMW‘s😂
I dont, its just memes 😁
The commentary got me weak 🤣
They need to take the drivers test again. Love my x5
Put them in a car (radiocontrolled)and let them crash in to a big rock without fasten seatbelts and 150 km/h.And the other Idiot drivers can take a coooooool look what will happen.
Beautiful commentary btw
Thanks 😅
Dobre šale, pratile su fabulu. Samo si previše puta se pozvao na pravila... U svakom slučaju, postaješ sve bolji i bolji... 😊
Fun facts je dobra taktika tamo gde je promenljivo...
Hvala najlepse :)
@Cro Noob Bas tako :)
Kod nas se ne smije niko ovako kurcit i izlazit iz auta. Jer znaju da ce dobit batine 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ur comments are funny good job
Thanks :)
Your comments are hilarious
I love the part when you said "You need a BMW 318 from 2002" Hahahahaha that part just nailed it XD
I have a BWM from 2002 btw XD but mine is 330 not 318 XD
So you have the real one :D
@@AVCH Exactly XD
Very funny!
Actually, you can sub divide them. The worst _worst_ BMW drivers are the ones who drive SE spec cars like they're M-Sport spec.
There are a lot of those people.
BMW drivers have customised egos worn like wrist watches
Hahhaha
Quit hating on BMW bro, I've only crashed twice!
BMW means " Bowl Motivement on Wheels "
Oh I wish I could give you one million likes😂😂😂😂😂 This video totally made my day!!!!!
Thanks :D
I have 2 bmw but mi cars is not draiving lake this probabli som erors in the software thei draiv normali.
0:04 how the hell do you manage to hit the ONLY post in 300 meters
lol ...Tailgating - check, overtaking over the double solid white line - check , overtaking multiple ....- check, ....:))))
Fellow bmw owner. Can confirm this is 100% accurate
You are a good sport, love to see that :D
@@AVCH Always! People are taking the car guy thing wayyyy to seriously nowadays
@@JoshiesBeans A lot of people take jokes way to seriously in general. People dont know how to have fun anymore.
What happens when two BMW egomaniacs encounter each other on the same road?
The sad thing is I bet all these people think they’re living their best lives, even the crashes just become anecdotes to impress others.
That is probably true for some of these.
1:43
That camera should be pointed more upwards, I don't see enough sky.
I know some rich people use ambulance cars to get through the traffic, so some may have resentment toward those, but if you have no idea who's inside a car, don't block it, nobody wants to hear the alarm sound or to have somebody die because of you!
That is true.
1:02 why is that me as a driver :D I have the 2013 BMW X5 and everything
Guys driving X5's are supposed to CHASE ambulances not get in their way.
Toyota Prius......I pray that bmw drivers enjoy your sarcasm. 🤣🤣🤣
I hope so too :D
The ultimate dunce machine....oops!
5:08 a Tesla, the Tesla was probably recording that whole thing lol.
The one country in the world I would never drive in Russia
And India
Ive got A 328CI feeling cute today may cut someone off later 😂😂
I swear 9/10 accidents a bmw is involved
5:04 Literally the best possible outcome
this video is much better without sound
Q: Whats the difference between a BMW and a cactus?
A: The cactus has the pricks on the outside.
🤣
Makes a person wonder if some of these people ever actually took a driving course.
Thats a NO :D
Whats the difference between a BMW driver and God ? God doesnt think he a BMW owner
BMW is the luxury car your mom buys for you
Emergency vehicles should all have cameras to send massive tickets to drivers who act like that.
And ramming bars on the front bumper.
The ultimate driving machine. Pfffffff.... :)
@6:50 isn't so much a stupid move as this used to be a 2 lanes turn left and this happened very shortly after it was changed to one lane. Source: I live in the area.
2:43 which city is this?
6:30. BMW has the Authority to use Ambulance Siren to clear the way ahead FOR HIM...
But he was not trying to do that.
as a bmw driver i do not condine the actions of these fellow bmw drivers
7:22 that is the real m6 buddy
notice how a large portion of these are in the UK
Is this a synthetic voice programmed on “I sink I can speek English?”
You really must thank these Beemer driving Gods. Not only do they magnanimously let us mere mortals use the same roads as them, but, without them, who would we have to laugh at? YAY! 7:14, someone BMWed a BMW.
Hahaah nice one :D
You speak German? You have an amazing accent.
No unfortunately i dont. Thank you :)
I totally did not play a game and drived a BMW and crashed it.
I love BMW but no metter which car it is, its about the driver. Sry for my bad english
This video is only for entertaining. Of course its all about the driver. :)
BMW in a nutshell lol 😂
The mirrors are just for admiring themselves.
Something like that 😂
BMW drivers being BMW drivers
Yep :D
I have an E93 and i drive the hell out of it...
Hell yeah, just please dont end up in a ditch.
Wow .wow.wow
The i8 pushes 170 kw, hardly Prius territory.
The Car does not make you Good or Bad driver
The individual inside is the main problem
Mi a fenéért nem a tetejên feliratoztàl?
typical BMW drivers. but you know what works on them the best? The military KRaZ truck!!! No more problems with that driver, or at least with that car:-)) simply, get out of the way of some truck or something thats little bit( like 10 times) heavier than you:-)))
quick question did anyone in this video use their turn signals on their bmw????
We all know that only the fake BMW drivers would use the turn signal. 😂
@@AVCH 🤣
@@Underournorthernstar 😁😁😁
@@AVCH I love your videos man keep the good work up!
@@Underournorthernstar Will do, i appreciate it. :)
BMW driver here.
Got to admit - my kind really gives a lot to laugh at on the roads. Sadly, a lot to be angry at, too.
There`s just something about the way it feels and drives, and I don`t even own a top model. I slide now and then, let the rear end loose on corners. Knowing my limits, I do it only when alone, on empty roads, and not too much. I know from experience I don`t have as much control at all times, as I would want to. Videos like these are fun and a good reminder to behave on the road, so only my friends joke about their "prick bmw friend", instead of everyone in the city talking about that asswipe who crashed his ultimate driving machine into the ultimate machine-stopping brick wall.
BMW stands for Bloody
Moronic
Driver
FACT
Every time you see an accident it’s a BMW every time you say idiot BMW driver appears
but why do they seem to think they have the right to do what they want just because they own a bmw?
They like i am god of bmw
bmw moment
Nothing more to say !
What do you mean "fake M badge"?! Mine is as real as it gets, I borrowed my negihbour's printer and even spray-painted it. As real as it gets! Pawa!
:D
Quand j,avait une lada ou une traban je ne la pétais pas comme ça
Why are the white ones even more ... special? Its white vans, white SUV, white BMWs...
So much envying on this channel, specially on comments. I have had mainly BMW's cars and other brands too, if you think it's the brand, it's not. There is much idiots regardless what the brand is - ppl at here should know it with watching a mirror 😎
@Alex Ptc Maybe I would if the cars would have more power than that half of what same size BMW has. On the other hand no-one sees you driving with it anyway, maybe.
BMWs are not that expensive, especially in Europe. Even the more expensive models are often taken on lease.
@@truthseeker3536 Buy a car with own money and as a new and you surely notice the difference if you compare even a basic 3 series for Dacia Logan. But if you just regularly pay montly it and the interest, I guess it's the same will it take bit more or not the time you pay it. Or if you watch the price from perspective of millionnaire and buy then some basic model, it's not big difference. But if you need to pay it yourself and save the money for it, it's different. You can do the same with just a bicycle basically, it though might be a hell of a ride also :p
They were total idiots back in the 90s. However, I still love the design of some BMWs.
Yeah, i think BMW is a good looking car but some of these people are just a good joke material. :D
I add a few rules to the other ones already mentioned. Traffic lights and traffic jam’s are optional and the BMW is allowed to cut i wherever they please and run red lights must not be followed. I’m just trying to roast BMW’s I think the rules of the road need to be followed with some common sense.
I swear to god..those russians shouldnt ever got their driving licenses in the first place😂😂
That is true or maybe they don`t even have one. 😂
If there is pole a drifter will find it.