You have a new fan! I can relate to the substitute teacher experience. "Picture it"....Middle school (that's a society you don't want to even touch with a ten foot pole) I'm teaching a class, passed out papers and was told by one student, "Don't give James a paper!" I ignored the student and said "Everyone gets a paper" I sit down at the desk, hear crinkly noises, look over and James is eating his assignment. Yes, I said EATING his paper. The young man who warned me not to give him a paper said... "I told you" 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@@itgetter9 thank you so much i’m getting ready to start my 20th year! The bonus is my school is two minutes from my house. But this will probably be my last. And I haven’t lost a child yet!😊
I taught school for 30 years. I taught disabilities and they are no better in behavior than so-called normal regular Ed children. The sub is the one I felt sorry for. No lesson plans, no idea what to do,. You are extremely funny and have captured it exactly right
True Story: (I SWEAR!) Man hijacks a bus full of small children. After travelling about 5 miles, he asked the bus driver to stop the bus because he couldn't put up with the kids!
Well yeah, have you ever been on a bus full of the little tyrants? I have. I’d never have gotten on the bus. I’ll bet that was the last time he hijacked anything. Probably scarred for life, and the children probably didn’t even notice him. Don’t get me wrong, I love other people’s kids.
@@JDBodine Oh, yes. I've been on many a field trip. No, the kids actually wouldn't leave him alone, asking him questions about what he was doing and why, etc. They were pretty much interrogating him. But yes, I do love kids, don't get me wrong! I'm just happy to put my feet up at the end of the day when I come home!
@@evaristoaguirre2544 No, I was a teacher who got to have fun teaching back then doing thematic units and product learning. That was before the clipboard nazis came in daily to ask me why I wasn't on page 32 like the teacher next door and writing me up for being 15 minutes too long on a lesson that required me to read a book that was in the curriculum along with the regular daily lesson.
Funny. But since it’s about teaching it’s sick funny. Reminds me of getting paid overtime to ride around up front in a Cleveland Police Department paddy wagon pointing out truants from our building so the cops could stuff them into the cage in back then drive them back to school to force them to go to class.
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"Wishing the building was on fire" lmfao
and I'm just like "bro me too" haha. and I'm the student, lol😅😂
Mr. Baxter was one of the best and influential teachers I ever had. Love to see him pursuing his comedy career full time.
Being a retired 20+ year teacher, this is spot on!!
You have a new fan! I can relate to the substitute teacher experience. "Picture it"....Middle school (that's a society you don't want to even touch with a ten foot pole) I'm teaching a class, passed out papers and was told by one student, "Don't give James a paper!"
I ignored the student and said "Everyone gets a paper"
I sit down at the desk, hear crinkly noises, look over and James is eating his assignment. Yes, I said EATING his paper.
The young man who warned me not to give him a paper said...
"I told you"
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Why are you eating your homework assignment?
We can't afford a dog.
You had one "interesting" class.
@@MichaelSHartman to say the least. He had a condition called Xylophagia. These things should be divulged to teachers before hand. lol
That was HILARIOUS!!
I am a substitute teacher that was hilarious!!
You rock - that is a tough job. Stay strong!
@@itgetter9 thank you so much i’m getting ready to start my 20th year! The bonus is my school is two minutes from my house. But this will probably be my last. And I haven’t lost a child yet!😊
@@newgrandma979 That is wonderful! I wish you an excellent school year!
@@itgetter9 Thank you so much I’m sure I’m gonna need that good luck!
I’m an ex teacher….this is more real than people understand 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I taught school for 30 years. I taught disabilities and they are no better in behavior than so-called normal regular Ed children. The sub is the one I felt sorry for. No lesson plans, no idea what to do,. You are extremely funny and have captured it exactly right
True Story: (I SWEAR!) Man hijacks a bus full of small children. After travelling about 5 miles, he asked the bus driver to stop the bus because he couldn't put up with the kids!
Well yeah, have you ever been on a bus full of the little tyrants? I have. I’d never have gotten on the bus. I’ll bet that was the last time he hijacked anything. Probably scarred for life, and the children probably didn’t even notice him. Don’t get me wrong, I love other people’s kids.
@@JDBodine Oh, yes. I've been on many a field trip. No, the kids actually wouldn't leave him alone, asking him questions about what he was doing and why, etc. They were pretty much interrogating him. But yes, I do love kids, don't get me wrong! I'm just happy to put my feet up at the end of the day when I come home!
I am the InSchool Suspension Teacher. That was great! Right on the mark! Hahaha
Being a teacher is just like John Denver said, " Some days are diamonds, Some days are stones."
I LOVE THAT QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've used it often!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What school do you go to, all days are coal.
@@evaristoaguirre2544
Well, honestly the diamond days were about 30 years ago, sadly enough.
Yep had more fun in elementary when I didn't have a care in the world had to grow up and find a way to get some money by middle school.😫😩
@@evaristoaguirre2544
No, I was a teacher who got to have fun teaching back then doing thematic units and product learning. That was before the clipboard nazis came in daily to ask me why I wasn't on page 32 like the teacher next door and writing me up for being 15 minutes too long on a lesson that required me to read a book that was in the curriculum along with the regular daily lesson.
Sooooo funny 'you ever been hissed at by a14yr old?' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious! 4:30 a.m. here, I may have just woken up my neighbors from laughing so loud! Love it!!!
Now this gent is funny! Thanks for the morning laughs.
😂😂😂😂 I absolutely like his funny bits😂😂😂!
This is why I taught college, not school. In Poland. Best students ever.
Great Standup Comedian as always. Good choice.
He hissed, but at least he didn't spray!
could been one of those crazy furrs that he met that does stuff like that.
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LOL He's funny! Good job Orlando. Keep em coming Drybar. :)
Loved this comedy! Thanks man! Had a good laugh!
Great set, love the energy!
I've seen this already, but I love it every time
Cat noises. Lol
He's hilarious 🤣
My favourite ❤
I'M a dog man anyway!!! Love it!!
Love you!!!😆♥️😆♥️
Great set! 🎤🎤
This had me dying when I first watched it on my tv
This is hilarious
There's a combo video of teachers from Drybar, all funny
Hilarious and so true
quality as always
So true!!!
I had a kid make cat noises as well.
I don't mind cats. Have a couple my own. But I am thankful we finally got rid of the alligator boy!
Finally! They got rid of the "Robbed Wendy's with an Alligator" closing.
Not sure if I like the new one better though 😒
It's worse a lot worse.
Can't say i enjoyed the alligator part after the first time though.
Yes, this is a rerun.
And?
You're going to watch it anyway?
Well, duh!
Just as funny the second time, and yes Jesus is definitely Lord.
Dont clap ..lol
3:54 for the least convincing fake laugh ever
I hated teaching
You were very brave for trying. lol
my parents are teachers my dad enjoys it
Funny. But since it’s about teaching it’s sick funny. Reminds me of getting paid overtime to ride around up front in a Cleveland Police Department paddy wagon pointing out truants from our building so the cops could stuff them into the cage in back then drive them back to school to force them to go to class.
Sign off ruined my laughter.
Repost.
Hey my name is Derrick
... and??? 🤔🤣
CoOm
What is with these horrible endings. Just toss up a title card. Alligator boys now thismdude fake laughing c'mon.