My dad never even turned his head, let alone get out of his chair when the phone rang...he didn't have to, my sister would run from any part of the house to get it. 75% of the time it was for her anyway. My dad was half deaf anyway and couldn't hear people on the phone. He also was a WWII vet which is where he lost part of his hearing.
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Most comedians today do nothing for me. I can’t even manage a smile most of the time. I only stumbled onto Upton within the last week, and he is HILARIOUS! Sitting at my kitchen table laughing my head off.
This was great. Cheered me up when I needed it. Its nice he can make fun of himself. When he became the "big guy" trying to "sneak past". Good job sir! Good job!
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Damn, I guess I'm old. Not only do I remember the busy signal, it began with a rotary dial phone, only one in the house and it didn't move. You had to get up, walk however far it was and pick up the receiver. The cord gave you a reach of maybe 3 feet. We were on a party line which meant 8 homes shared the same phone line. My grandma loved to quietly pick up that receiver and listen for someone else's conversation. That was how gossip began back in the 70's. No caller ID either!
I remember all of that stuff as well. Fortunately, my dad was an electrician. The company he worked for did a lot of remodeling of hospitals and such...as well as new construction. His bosses would allow him to bring home used parts...which included telephones. So although there was only one phone line and number, we actually had 6 telephones throughout the house!
My brother is 15 years older than me he always gave out our phone number as a gag, two longs and a short. That was my parents phone number for a long time. two longs and a short, back in the 40's in Ozark, Ark. and the electric bill was always called the light bill, why? because we had one light that hung from the ceiling in the center of the room. My how things have changed and in a very very short time.
I like his comments on cameras. Many years ago, when I had the ability to travel overseas, I was in awe of that mountain or that lake, and I *had* to take time to carefully take that photo. Stop and "take it in". I don't want a selfie in front of the awesome mountain /waterfall /Stone henge, etc. I just want to remember the day I visited the thing!
Right!!!! I always feel so out of place when i take my camera somewhere, you just cant get the same quality with a phone. Although, the worry factor is out about someone stealing it when i ask someone to take my pic, noone wants to carry a camera anymore. Now i just get crazy looks when i ask, you can literally see it on their faces “why cant you take a selfie like a normal person?” 😂
@@rockytopchick8657 😁👍So true. How many comedy movies over the years have there been, where the tourist asked the 'local' passer by, "Excuse me, could you please take a photo of my family and I in front of the building/fountain, etc." and the 'local' said "Sure.. Just stand a little further back. No, a little further back.." "Hey, where are you going with my camera!" Ah, but there's something about selfies, especially when I'm on holidays, that I just don't like. I mean, I KNOW what I look like... I don't want to take up all the space in the picture and block some of the view, you know😄
@@jasonayres lol exactly!! I can see me everyday by looking in a mirror lol and im the kind of person that thinks every pic of me is bad, id waste more time worrying about me than actually appreciating what im there to actually see. Its takes away the value of the experience lol
Why didn't you tell your dad to get the phone? Wow, even the idea that millennials or gen Zers might think that wasn't a suicidal option shows that they're growing up in a different reality. Today's kids commit actual crimes and get less punishment than kids used to get for just being disrespectful to an adult.
This statement is factual. Story - My step-sister got a divorce. She had to move in, with her two young sons and daughter, into MY father's house. The children had been diagnosed with ADHD. After two weeks in MY father's house, they were cured. CURED. The cure is very old, and well known by me. The secret ingredient is a two inch wide cowboy belt. Liberally applied! AMAZING!!!
But they're products of the previous generation. Translation: their parents made them that way. I've seen today's young parents let their kids get away with a lot, a lot more than my parents let me get away with. Welcome to the woke and snowflake generation. And thanks to the parents who raised them wrong.
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Was supposed to see Brad with Zoltan Kasas in Everett, WA a few months ago. Heard he had a heart attack so glad to see he is still doing live comedy and killing it!
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 nope, his new special on Dry Bar. Saw interview with him; he said his heart attack was a few weeks after the taping but that he was feeling fine now after surgery.
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Brad definitely deserves a multiple special comedy show contract on Netflix. He'd also be awesome in a comedy duo. He could double his comedy by having a young foil to volley back.
Its funny bc its all so true!! I was training a new employee who was maybe 18-19 yes old, she was actually confused with the store phone. She had to make a call and when she dialed the number she just kept holding the phone and was almost studying the base and when i asked what was wrong she said “what button do i hit to make it call?” It definitely caught me off guard, ive never seen anyone who had never used a landline before 😂😂 i felt kinda bad bc i burst out laughing, there was no doubt in my mind that that was a serious question. It was hilariously scary lol
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He had me Cracking up the 1st. Time I stumbled upon him. A Name I cannot forget as one of my Former Co-workers shared the same Name. And yep he was just as funny in his own way! Hope he comes around my area sometime 👍
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@@instigatedeye5941 that's absolutely true. I'm Gen X, so we were pretty much the last generation that grew up with these things as more common than not. The big thing in the 80s were Bulletin Board Systems which predates the internet. A modem and landline allowed you to post messages in forums and download software. Took forever, but we didn't know what was coming. Plus loading a game on your 8 but computer took a long time. You could start the process, go out and play baseball and come back and it'd still be loading 😂. Of course I exaggerated that - it took a couple of minutes, though...just seemed longer.
@@honolulublues5548 we had one of those super ancient Mac computers(I was terrified of it, the noise was definitely a monster), if we wanted to use internet, we had to do a phone call, aka, dial-up. We could not use internet and talk on the phone at the same time, and heaven forbid we use the microwave. I remember us getting our first DVD player. I have a TV in my room from 1985, dials instead of buttons, if you touch the screen while it's on, you can feel the fuzzy static, can still get some channels if I put a metal coat hanger on top of it. Life used to be so much simpler...
He gave me a memory flash back. Five households on a party line telephone system. No answering machine. Closest thing to cell phones was a CB radio. Some people thought you had to talk like you had sustained a head injury to talk on one. I felt dumber just hearing them talk like that.
I was so hungry, I would listen on our "party line" and figure out whose house I would show up at. Lorena's kitchen was always the best and she fed me if I helped her do some chores, like fed the chickens and get the eggs, and throw hay to the horses. To save my pride everyone always let me pay them with child labor. At least I didn't have to eat onions and liver!!!
Just discovered this man. Thank you You Tube. And he could not be more spot on. If the cell services went down, there would be a choice bunch, collapsed in a fetal position, sucking their thumbs without a clue!!!!😁
Change?? My mom just passed away. Her and three sisters, were on the farm when. It was a sod house, with no electricity, and they ploughed with horses.
Better get out your desktop dictionary as you misspelled a word and left off some apostrophes and periods. If you'd had a cell phone, it would of autocorrected it and added in the apostrophes you neglected.
@@honolulublues5548 maybe. we didn't have to be that critical back then people still knew what you were saying. besides it was probably his finger not his brain. DUH!!
the truth is finally out. That's the real reason we lost the war in Vietnam. We made such big delightful targets and it was hard to hit those fast little Asian guys.
Not me I’ve still have my original gas operated flip phone and the braille attachment it only receives and makes calls and has messages in braille and it still on original contract of ten dollars a month for life ah the good old days
LMAO! You wanna talk about funny I worked in cellular before even texting started. I actually was able to learn texting before these kids learned I had to teach the parents how to text. I had one guy called me and said that his phone wasn’t working so stupid Me goes through and spends an hour troubleshooting his phone. After an hour spent troubleshooting and finding nothing wrong with his phone. Bewildered and exasperated I asked him what his phone not doing what’s wrong with it. Here’s what I felt like the real idiot… He said it doesn’t have a dial tone! Then I had to explain to him that his cell phone was more like a two way radio that wasn’t going to be a dial tone. I work for Verizon wireless for years but that one I never forgot! I believe I got that phone call around 2002. You wouldn’t believe some of the things I’ve seen and heard. L O L
This is so funny but when i talk about its absolute furry....i was getting really upset with young people about this....its getting fixed slowly....it was to long ago my grandfather warned peoole dont have common sense...well its hard for u to grasp that when u ve had it all the time...kids dint get the message 911 they have to talk to a person...something they cant do...or dont know how...thats what they get for saying bleep everyone whi doesnt text....honestly kids texting is too slow...have u not noticed..it has moment..but i live person is 15 times faster at correction...the worst thing about texting is an.impatient receiver...
How do you get to hell? Very simple: claim that you're innocent. How do you get to heaven? Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy. How to know if you're guilty or not? Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible. Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police. Do not lie. Do not steal. Do not commit adultery. Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word. There are six more but let's just leave it at that. How many lies have you told in your life? Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you? Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman. How many times a day do you do that? Do you use God's name as a cuss word? Would you do that with your own mother's name? If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty. God can justly punish you and send you to hell. Ask him for mercy. His name is Jesus. It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine. The fine is death. Ezekiel 18:20 - "The soul who sins shall die. That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy. Option A. You die for your own sins. Option B. Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you. ,,,
I don't know you and I've probably never met you, but you speak truth and words of wisdom! Thank you for speaking words of truth to a world that rejects truth!
The idiot-generation that thought helmets and seatbelts just weren't necessary in sports or cars or motorcycles thinks they're going to laugh at the rest of us!
He's just a naturally funny guy... like a member of the family who always has the funny stories.
This guy is a gem! Funny as hell and not one curse word!
Lol right! We didn’t tell our dad to get the phone because we wanted to LIVE!
My dad never even turned his head, let alone get out of his chair when the phone rang...he didn't have to, my sister would run from any part of the house to get it. 75% of the time it was for her anyway. My dad was half deaf anyway and couldn't hear people on the phone. He also was a WWII vet which is where he lost part of his hearing.
👍👍
Good and clean jokes.
Recently discovered the guy. So good.
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Funny how the truth can be so funny when presented just right.😂😂😂
I wish I found Brad sooner... he's been doing comedy for over 30 years, and I just found out about him like 3 years ago?
Just found him last week. I feel the same
Just found him today.
Hope I can find more of his stuff.
3 days for me 😂 he’s hilarious.
Most comedians today do nothing for me. I can’t even manage a smile most of the time. I only stumbled onto Upton within the last week, and he is HILARIOUS! Sitting at my kitchen table laughing my head off.
Could Be Worse...I Just Found Him 10 Minutes Ago 🤪
This was great. Cheered me up when I needed it.
Its nice he can make fun of himself. When he became the "big guy" trying to "sneak past".
Good job sir! Good job!
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Damn, I guess I'm old. Not only do I remember the busy signal, it began with a rotary dial phone, only one in the house and it didn't move. You had to get up, walk however far it was and pick up the receiver. The cord gave you a reach of maybe 3 feet. We were on a party line which meant 8 homes shared the same phone line. My grandma loved to quietly pick up that receiver and listen for someone else's conversation. That was how gossip began back in the 70's. No caller ID either!
I remember all of that stuff as well.
Fortunately, my dad was an electrician.
The company he worked for did a lot of remodeling of hospitals and such...as well as new construction.
His bosses would allow him to bring home used parts...which included telephones.
So although there was only one phone line and number, we actually had 6 telephones throughout the house!
And then there was the party line. Man if you could afford a PRIVATE phone line you were rich
@@jamesharrison6201 I explained what took place on our party line. My dad wasn't going to spend anything extra for a private line.
My brother is 15 years older than me he always gave out our phone number as a gag, two longs and a short. That was my parents phone number for a long time. two longs and a short, back in the 40's in Ozark, Ark. and the electric bill was always called the light bill, why? because we had one light that hung from the ceiling in the center of the room. My how things have changed and in a very very short time.
I like his comments on cameras.
Many years ago, when I had the ability to travel overseas, I was in awe of that mountain or that lake, and I *had* to take time to carefully take that photo.
Stop and "take it in".
I don't want a selfie in front of the awesome mountain /waterfall /Stone henge, etc.
I just want to remember the day I visited the thing!
Right!!!! I always feel so out of place when i take my camera somewhere, you just cant get the same quality with a phone. Although, the worry factor is out about someone stealing it when i ask someone to take my pic, noone wants to carry a camera anymore. Now i just get crazy looks when i ask, you can literally see it on their faces “why cant you take a selfie like a normal person?” 😂
@@rockytopchick8657 😁👍So true. How many comedy movies over the years have there been, where the tourist asked the 'local' passer by, "Excuse me, could you please take a photo of my family and I in front of the building/fountain, etc." and the 'local' said "Sure.. Just stand a little further back. No, a little further back.."
"Hey, where are you going with my camera!"
Ah, but there's something about selfies, especially when I'm on holidays, that I just don't like.
I mean, I KNOW what I look like... I don't want to take up all the space in the picture and block some of the view, you know😄
@@jasonayres lol exactly!! I can see me everyday by looking in a mirror lol and im the kind of person that thinks every pic of me is bad, id waste more time worrying about me than actually appreciating what im there to actually see. Its takes away the value of the experience lol
Why didn't you tell your dad to get the phone? Wow, even the idea that millennials or gen Zers might think that wasn't a suicidal option shows that they're growing up in a different reality. Today's kids commit actual crimes and get less punishment than kids used to get for just being disrespectful to an adult.
This statement is factual.
Story - My step-sister got a divorce. She had to move in, with her two young sons and daughter, into MY father's house.
The children had been diagnosed with ADHD.
After two weeks in MY father's house, they were cured. CURED. The cure is very old, and well known by me. The secret ingredient is a two inch wide cowboy belt. Liberally applied!
AMAZING!!!
So true!
But they're products of the previous generation. Translation: their parents made them that way.
I've seen today's young parents let their kids get away with a lot, a lot more than my parents let me get away with. Welcome to the woke and snowflake generation. And thanks to the parents who raised them wrong.
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So relatable. I am 47 years old, my teenagers ask me all the tine, mom, how did you manage to live without internet and cellphones? 2:45 same
Simple answer to that question is "we interacted with people in person". Hard to miss something you didn't have (or was hella expensive).
Love 💕 this guy ! Would love 💕 to hear a full set !!
You can! His full special is on the Dry Bar Comedy + App!
Love you too dear where are you from
Can't wait for his special to come out.
Worth paying to see his Comedy show, if I'm ever somewhere he's performing, I'm going to see him, reality comedy.
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Man I love Brad Upton! I have to make sure I don't fall out of my chair when I watch this guy
I had a Great time, Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii
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I love this guy
Love this guy🤣😂
This guys Great!!! First time seeing him👍🏻😍
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Great way to wake up! Cup of coffee and Brad Upton...
All so true! Brad Upton is hilarious!
Thanks dear I really appreciate you where are you from?
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Brad! He’s the best!
Very funny. I'm glad I clicked to watch.
OMG Brad you are so accurately hilarious 😂 😃 🤣🤣🤣
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Was supposed to see Brad with Zoltan Kasas in Everett, WA a few months ago. Heard he had a heart attack so glad to see he is still doing live comedy and killing it!
Or this is an old vid...?
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 nope, his new special on Dry Bar. Saw interview with him; he said his heart attack was a few weeks after the taping but that he was feeling fine now after surgery.
This is from his special filmed just 15 days before his heart attack. He's recovering well though it seems.
He's my favorite. Hilarious!
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He’s too funny!!!! 🤣😂😅
When he said "Why didn't you tell your dad to go get the phone?
My World War II Marine Corps dad?!?"
I did a spit take with my coffee. 😂🤣😂
Brad definitely deserves a multiple special comedy show contract on Netflix. He'd also be awesome in a comedy duo. He could double his comedy by having a young foil to volley back.
Its funny bc its all so true!! I was training a new employee who was maybe 18-19 yes old, she was actually confused with the store phone. She had to make a call and when she dialed the number she just kept holding the phone and was almost studying the base and when i asked what was wrong she said “what button do i hit to make it call?” It definitely caught me off guard, ive never seen anyone who had never used a landline before 😂😂 i felt kinda bad bc i burst out laughing, there was no doubt in my mind that that was a serious question. It was hilariously scary lol
Until 2 days ago I had never heard of BU.This one of the funniest men alive.
Petty cool. My favorite part... right from the start, very personable, Being smart never hurt either. Thanks for sharing.
Would love to see him live
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Great comedian.
Super cute and I relate to what he said.. times are a changing every moment of every day. Pura Vida....
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He had me Cracking up the 1st. Time I stumbled upon him. A Name I cannot forget as one of my Former Co-workers shared the same Name. And yep he was just as funny in his own way! Hope he comes around my area sometime 👍
Where I grew up our phone was on a party line. How many people these days would know or remember that?
Could I use the line now. You’ve been on the line for two hours.
Top notch 👌
Damn it, I watch this on my phone
How very, very true!
Your doing great!
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Wow , love your jokes
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You're so funny because it's all TRUE
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You mean to tell me, there's people my age... That don't know how a landline works?
What age group are you?
@@honolulublues5548 1996
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, there's also people my age who can't tell time on a clock.
@@instigatedeye5941 that's absolutely true. I'm Gen X, so we were pretty much the last generation that grew up with these things as more common than not. The big thing in the 80s were Bulletin Board Systems which predates the internet. A modem and landline allowed you to post messages in forums and download software. Took forever, but we didn't know what was coming. Plus loading a game on your 8 but computer took a long time. You could start the process, go out and play baseball and come back and it'd still be loading 😂. Of course I exaggerated that - it took a couple of minutes, though...just seemed longer.
@@honolulublues5548 we had one of those super ancient Mac computers(I was terrified of it, the noise was definitely a monster), if we wanted to use internet, we had to do a phone call, aka, dial-up. We could not use internet and talk on the phone at the same time, and heaven forbid we use the microwave.
I remember us getting our first DVD player.
I have a TV in my room from 1985, dials instead of buttons, if you touch the screen while it's on, you can feel the fuzzy static, can still get some channels if I put a metal coat hanger on top of it.
Life used to be so much simpler...
I’m the same era. I know how it works. My family still uses a landline because we’re in an internet dead zone where high speed internet isn’t a thing.
COMIC GENIUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He gave me a memory flash back. Five households on a party line telephone system. No answering machine. Closest thing to cell phones was a CB radio. Some people thought you had to talk like you had sustained a head injury to talk on one. I felt dumber just hearing them talk like that.
I was so hungry, I would listen on our "party line" and figure out whose house I would show up at.
Lorena's kitchen was always the best and she fed me if I helped her do some chores, like fed the chickens and get the eggs, and throw hay to the horses.
To save my pride everyone always let me pay them with child labor.
At least I didn't have to eat onions and liver!!!
He's spot on.... today's dating hahaha 😂😂😂
Just discovered this man. Thank you You Tube. And he could not be more spot on. If the cell services went down, there would be a choice bunch, collapsed in a fetal position, sucking their thumbs without a clue!!!!😁
Hilarious!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so hilarious
SADLY...
Ppl have NO VALUE for life.
PLZ PUT UR PHONE DOWN!
Also, the younger generation don't realize they can fit all the scenery in the picture if they turn the f*cking phone around to landscape mode.
What's "hang-up?"
Yeah, how can you be addicted to something you don't own?
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Change?? My mom just passed away. Her and three sisters, were on the farm when. It was a sod house, with no electricity, and they ploughed with horses.
Not me in fact, I do not even own one!
😂🤣🙃
I’m 16 and even I remember calling my dad when he was deployed using a phone attached to the wall when I was little
1:52
i never ever used a cell phone and never will im 77 yrs old and dont use email eather life is great
Better get out your desktop dictionary as you misspelled a word and left off some apostrophes and periods. If you'd had a cell phone, it would of autocorrected it and added in the apostrophes you neglected.
@@honolulublues5548 maybe. we didn't have to be that critical back then people still knew what you were saying. besides it was probably his finger not his brain. DUH!!
I wish hackers would.
the truth is finally out. That's the real reason we lost the war in Vietnam.
We made such big delightful targets and it was hard to hit those fast little Asian guys.
🤣😂🤣
It's like the titanic without life boats
Not me I’ve still have my original gas operated flip phone and the braille attachment it only receives and makes calls and has messages in braille and it still on original contract of ten dollars a month for life ah the good old days
Put the Phone down and Get to work.
go grab that paper atlas....
LMAO! You wanna talk about funny I worked in cellular before even texting started. I actually was able to learn texting before these kids learned I had to teach the parents how to text. I had one guy called me and said that his phone wasn’t working so stupid Me goes through and spends an hour troubleshooting his phone. After an hour spent troubleshooting and finding nothing wrong with his phone. Bewildered and exasperated I asked him what his phone not doing what’s wrong with it. Here’s what I felt like the real idiot… He said it doesn’t have a dial tone! Then I had to explain to him that his cell phone was more like a two way radio that wasn’t going to be a dial tone. I work for Verizon wireless for years but that one I never forgot! I believe I got that phone call around 2002. You wouldn’t believe some of the things I’ve seen and heard. L O L
A 22 year old co-worker lasted 3 weeks at work because she wouldn't get off her phone.
HahhahahahA
The world is moving waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too fast.
He sounds George carlin
This is so funny but when i talk about its absolute furry....i was getting really upset with young people about this....its getting fixed slowly....it was to long ago my grandfather warned peoole dont have common sense...well its hard for u to grasp that when u ve had it all the time...kids dint get the message 911 they have to talk to a person...something they cant do...or dont know how...thats what they get for saying bleep everyone whi doesnt text....honestly kids texting is too slow...have u not noticed..it has moment..but i live person is 15 times faster at correction...the worst thing about texting is an.impatient receiver...
It would be funny if it were not so true.
How do you get to hell?
Very simple: claim that you're innocent.
How do you get to heaven?
Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.
How to know if you're guilty or not?
Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.
Do not lie.
Do not steal.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
There are six more but let's just leave it at that.
How many lies have you told in your life?
Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?
Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
How many times a day do you do that?
Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
Would you do that with your own mother's name?
If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.
God can justly punish you and send you to hell.
Ask him for mercy.
His name is Jesus.
It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
The fine is death.
Ezekiel 18:20 -
"The soul who sins shall die.
That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.
Option A.
You die for your own sins.
Option B.
Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you.
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I don't know you and I've probably never met you, but you speak truth and words of wisdom! Thank you for speaking words of truth to a world that rejects truth!
Preach much ?
Jesus didn't die for my sins. He died because the leaders of his own religion were afraid of him.
The idiot-generation that thought helmets and seatbelts just weren't necessary in sports or cars or motorcycles thinks they're going to laugh at the rest of us!
COMIC GENIUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!