Relax with Paul - "Keeping Faith in Humanity" [ Binaural ASMR ]
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
- Meet Paul, a middle-aged married white guy with a kid that makes ASMR videos primarily in his basement to help people tingle, relax, sleep, study, work, concentrate, decompress, meditate, escape from the horrors of the real world, you know, stuff like that.
In this video (episode?) early on he talks about keeping one's faith in humanity while performing binaural (ear to ear) ASMR "techniques" throughout the entire video. He also wrote this description in the third-person.
00:02:40 A drink & a toast with fizzy root beer & ice,
00:09:09 Calming hand motions are oh so nice!
00:12:39 You look hungry, here have some rice,
00:14:16 Talking "Keeping Faith in Humanity" in paradise!
00:17:42 A rescued potato for some tuberific tapping,
00:22:00 A jar of bread & butter chips equals pickle jar rapping!
(Author's note: I also eat one single pickle, so if you don't like eating sounds you may have to skip that part. I did try to keep the overall volume down during the chewing sequence so it's not too loud. Okay, now back to the rest of this video description..)
00:29:18 How about a haircut, if you don't mind?
00:33:27 Mac & cheese box tapping is so divine!
00:35:15 The leather of this wallet may just be faux,
00:36:32 Talking debit cards, it's "Financial ASMR", yo!
(Author's note: Hi, it's me again. The rhyming in this description stops here because we now move on to the part of the video where I share some of our son's books, so it's very difficult to rhyme titles. Sorry about that!)
00:39:36 Took amzn.to/2g4Xzc2
00:41:16 Diary of Wimpy Kid amzn.to/2felxDS
00:41:40 Talking the amount of kids' books in today's world
00:42:06 The Enemy Above amzn.to/2g8bRtW
00:42:24 Captain Underpants amzn.to/2g6akGN
00:42:59 The Last Kids on Earth amzn.to/2frlKkT
00:44:44 Magic Tree House amzn.to/2faJ9G9
00:45:10 Frog and Toad amzn.to/2fFBGTL
00:45:45 One Fish, Two Fish amzn.to/2g4Zops
00:46:36 If You Give A Mouse A Cookie amzn.to/2frlEtH
00:47:08 My Friend Rabbit amzn.to/2g83VZI
00:48:32 The Night Before Xmas (there are better ones out there)
00:47:33 Talking book awards (ie. Caldecott Medal)
00:49:05 Hug amzn.to/2gutyav
00:49:18 Goodnight Gorilla amzn.to/2fFBJPp
00:49:34 Corduroy amzn.to/2eQT34M
00:49:50 Borreguita and the Coyote amzn.to/2guubky
00:50:06 The Day the Crayons Quit amzn.to/2g856Zg
00:50:45 Where the Wild Things Are amzn.to/2frtzad
00:51:02 Flotsam amzn.to/2fOXYju
00:52:12 Let's put a mystical lampshade on your head,
00:57:18 These buncha crinkly bags gonna chase away yo dread!
00:59:10 A pair of terrocotta bricks brings all the relaxes,
01:01:35 Digging around in a box full of wooden matches!
01:04:10 A mason jar bottle, 01:10:00 a roll of twine,
01:14:02 Latex gloves, 01:18:45 leather gloves,
01:24:08 Monster Hands so divine!
01:32:22 Tissue package with a slow fade-out,
that's the end of this video, and now I'm out.
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This guy is the most consistent and relaxing ASMRtist ever. The variety of stuff you do and the quality is outstanding.
He's absolutely the King of ASMR. I would say Heather Feather is Queen. There are none more dedicated.
I don't think anyone can keep up with the amount of content ER puts out, not only does he post every other day most of the time, but its actually very good content every single time..
Ty Rogers There are artists that upload just about as consistent as him, but are of lesser quality.
This is Professor Clemmon's most convincing disguise yet.
I love your profile pic
:D
Bwahaha!
He didn't say that he went to a seafood restaurant and was sick due to bad squid....
+The Relaxation Station what video is that referencing?
Almost 4 years of listening to ASMR and Uncle E still is the best of them all. Tbh even his first videos are better than 80% of todays ASMR videos
Hungry Lips is the best at ASMR!
Charlie Jupiter nice one dude!
Charlie Jupiter I mean i could beg to differ. You still get the same tingling sensation in your "head"
Charlie Jupiter I think, that particular post was made with a high amount of sarcasm.
His videos haven't been giving me many tingles lately. Right now it's Dr. Tingles and Obviously ASMR for me. I like ERs world building the most though.
That description is magnificent
Right? Quite impressive how much time and effort he must have put into it.
+Undead Sandvich I expect no less from him. 👑
What a legend you are, Uncle E.
MegaSnippezz nice witcher
sans4 president thank you
Truly the most fiendishly well-crafted character yet
Helps he is just playing himself.
tygonmaster I think the OP knew that
tygonmaster
I know
Uncle Bubbles
I do
i love the rhyming in the description. you spoil us, uncle e
Paul has now inserted himself into the Ephemeral world. He, himself, now exists in the world alongside Clemmons, Clemmons, Charlie Carl, Candyman, etc.
Skugg He needs the 'initiation' from Margaret. I'm sure he will rel-*axe* with her.
This is too meta
I must admit. Of all the characters uncle E has mastered over the years, Paul is without a doubt my favorite. 🙂
Thank you for posting positive videos like this rift, helping just one person is a success and you have helped more than that.
Rift's new character: himself
Best. Description. Ever.
trevin schenker for real
WOW! NEVER SEEN SOMEONE WITH THE SAME NAME AS ME BEFORE!!! Although mine is spelled Trevan...still pronounced trevin tho
Probably the best ASMRist on youtube or anywhere. Definitely the most creative and interesting. Sometime I watch the videos on this channel not only for the relaxation but the stories of each character and the world itself. Who is Professor Clemmons and Dr Corvus? are they elder gods? Why are they there? What is devils reef? the tin foil hat society and cardboard confederation where did it go wrong? will they ever find peace with one another? The candyman is he a god? how does he travel around the universe? where does he go and why? and so many other questions!!
Relaxed!
The description alone gave my faith in humanity back.
Robin Gilliver Wow. Someone doesn't like Freedom here.
Thank you for the positivity, we need more of that in our world.
The shortcut to getting over someone: a night of horror movies -> uncle E's videos -> shower -> honest work -> repeat
Love the description! Super helpful. Must've taken forever too, I appreciate that.
Thank you for reminding me to keep faith in humanity. With everything that's been happening including the rise in hate crimes it's hard to remember that humanity has a lot of good in it. ❤️
Zombies, deep ones, plague doctors, but now this? Your obsession with horror has gone too far.
Bacon Ecstasy sounds like a day in the souls-borne universe 😂
i love zombie's xD
The fact that a middle-aged man playing with a pickle jar and rambling about why people are generally good exists on the internet is what gives me hope in humanity.
that's the most scary and crazy character of this Channel.
Thanks for this, Paul. It's good to see you again. This came at a good time. :-)
YouFoundBen fraggle rock?
I remember watching an interview of Mr Rogers. He said his mum had once told him "Always look for the helpers." No matter how bad things get, there's always someone helping. That message gave me such faith in those around me, and your video reminded me of it. Keep up the good work Uncle E! :)
Only 16 seconds into the video, Paul's my new favorite
so you like the original flavor of this man? huh.
my exam week starts tomorrow and I'm trying to cram in human biology. I have just started this video, but I'm making notes with a smile on my face, because you're so professional and actually helpful, even if you're just tapping on a potato. whether you're talking about drinking pickle juice or actual relevant stuff, this relaxes me and keeps me calm while studying. just half an hour ago I felt like ripping my hair out but now I'm ok. thanks for making me feel ok, Paul.
So is E himself now a character in the rift universe too? Besides playing all the characters, is Paul now an official character himself?
Spark1383 he's always been a character
Spark1383 like when he does beer reviews or the talk podcasts
Spark1383 or when he had to clean up the masks and props and found us under the couch!
That was one of his best vids in my opinion
Liight well not all of his videos take place inside the rift, unless he's not telling us something about his universe ;)
10:59 Those hand movements triggered my ASMR so much
Thank you Paul, for the time and effort you put into your work. You do more for my well-being than my Doc, at a nano-fraction of the cost. :) I never underestimate the effectiveness of calming hand motions. I love to drink pickle juice too.
Is it me or does the house look upside down
Pinhead larry He has crown molding on his ceiling, that might be why
xxWinglessWolf True, but I also think it looks weird because the door frame meets the ceiling. I assume this is a finished basement with lower than average ceilings.
Pinhead larry I don't know about you but I don't have lights installed in my floor
Everyone says that when he records in this room lol!
Madison Martin Paul did mention recording in the basement in the description
Much love as always, Paul. And it's the vanilla that makes A&W the best of all time.
Oh your name is actually Paul? It took me a while to catch onto that whilst watching. At first I was sure this is ganna be a new character :D
HeySMR I wondered the same thing lol I've watching his vids for like 6 months and never knew his actual name
This was so relaxing, plus your demeanour is so caring and genuine, thanks a lot.
Dearest Uncle E, you really do put the time and effort into your videos. I personally appreciate it as a majority of ASMR artists tend to make spontaneous loud sounds which degrades the euphoric ASMR experience. Thank you!
Paul, thank you so much. I have been a fan of yours from when you very first started out, you're first videos ever, when I was in the whisper community on UA-cam. I even made my own version of your lampshade I'm such a fan and was so inspired haha. I keep meaning to take a photo and show you. I've watched you grow as a person and as a father and artist and i myself have been through a few personal hardships which your videos helped me through, like losing my wife and becoming severely disabled two years ago - your videos and knowing you're always there at a click of a button have helped me sleep through the most traumatic times in my life and kept me sane and not feel so lonely and lost. I wanted to thank you because I have been terrified of how the western world is turning into what could be a terrifying and dark new world so to have you (what always feels like a friend rather than just a UA-camr) discuss and help us through this means a lot. You've always had similar artist tastes to me and also political, open minded, big hearted, inclusive views like myself so I, and many others respect you a lot and as a community I'm so glad you made this video and gave us courage, hope and a big dose of beautiful calming ASMR. I'm not a religious person but in the spirit of thanks - Amen to you lovely - AMEN.
Sorry to hear about the hard times you've had in recent years. You sound like a good person :)
This was super sweet, from start to finish, even to the description. Thanks Paul :) x
Anyone else read the description? Made me chuckle.
Not too many Pauls around, always get a kick out of finding another one
Paul Ableman Makes two of us
Uncle E is like a mental mentor before every sleep for me, from role plays to simple talking, it's very cool
Over an hour of content but no ads....you truly are a man of the people ER
Great vid man, your vids have gotten me through many a rough day and sleepless night. Thank you
But is Paul a characterization of Paul? Will we ever know?
What a very mellow fellow. You add to the peace of the world and have a subtle effect on everyone you meet.
Peace and love.
[Finish watching some ASMR] [Clicks new video] {EarRape full blast shittty ass Google ad} [Rip me]
Anime Abuser why must you abuse the animus? Pls, let me help.
Why doesn't this masterpiece have more subscribers
Oh no. Rift himself is a patient at the Sanitarium.
Thats why he knows so much... What if, and hear me out on this one, that Ephemeral Rift is an SPC that changes its form randomly until it finds a satisfactory form, and then creates a personality out of that form. This creature may also have been used like SPC-999 was thought of being used as a sort of way to help people with depression, anxiety and so on, but instead this SCP was used for people who had anxiety, sleep depravity and so on. What if this creature had an original form. Let's say that it was who we know Ephemeral Rift as in real life. They developed the notion to become a writer and took those alternate personalities and made a story out of them. A story of a hospital that helped you sleep. Nurses and Doctors with different backgrounds like rhino doctors and plague doctors who help you sleep. He then developed this world where these characters existed within himself and was paired with an SCP that could morph reality or morph matter to their liking. These two SCPs were paired and helped others to sleep. Now think about that for a second. That would explain so much in why we don't see ANYTHING else in the Arkham Sanitarium. We hear about this world but we never see anything because it is not there. Our room is created around us, mentally or physically, and that is it. We are the people who are using this pair of SCPs to help us sleep. Like this comment if I just blew your mind. If I didn't, then try to come up with your own theories, or if you are feeling ambitious, you can try to prove me wrong. Which ever choice you pick, like this comment, unless you skipped over this comment. But then how would you be reading this if you skipped this comment? Anyway, I hope you have a wonderful day and have a Merry Ephemeral Riftmas!!!!
Thanks for all your great videos. Took me a while to get into your style, but since im used to watch your videos, i like them the most of all.
Best asmr channel ever, keep making great videos ER!
That description 👌👌👌 it's perfect
Haha best video description of every video you've ever done
Me: That's some nasty ass rice, stop forc- *chokes*
Rift: HAVE SOME MORE
shokwav3 lmao
This is exactly what is needed tonight. Thank you infinitely for being so giving and fantastic. And these wonderful sounds! You've broken my ASMR dry spell!
I only get asmr on my right side, all the way down but not on my left side! I'm left handed. Has anyone else experienced this?
If everyone practiced and experienced ASMR around the world it would be a much more peaceful place!
Hope everyone has a wonderful peace evening! 😌
Uncle E! Please do a 1hr matches/matchbox asmr and do a sequel to the video "inventory". Love love love your work and I hope you are doing well!
I think the work that this man puts into his descriptions is often unappreciated. 3 CHEERS FOR PAUL
Paul seems like a cool guy.
No. He is a cool guy.
Yes.
Damn it...
carpet carl is cooler
I was experiencing a new fetish with that video.
No. understandable
This was the first time I have experienced the tingles in quiet a while. Very relaxing whilst studying for my A-levels. Thank you Paul, keep up the great content.
*Quite
Zach Skittrall Good luck mate!
Zach Skittrall what A levels you doing?
Biology, Psychology, History and Sociology
Zach Skittrall Ah nice picks, I would love to do Psychology but there isnt a class for that in my school :/
This is my favorite video of yours ever.
E- Any particular straw ?
Me -Yes Orange pls
E- I'll just pick you an orange one
Me -Omfg this day is mine now
ASMR with 60 fps
that´s what the world needs
Remember watching this during what was the peak of my anxiety disorder 6 odf years ago. Still as relaxing now.
I lost mine in 2013 and can't find it again. This video has enlightened me. Thanks!
You're too underrated
never clicked on a vid so fast
The one UA-camr with a wife and kids who doesn't exploit them for views. ER, you're my new favourite UA-camr.
It is raining where I am. This makes this more relaxing
The 'Mystical Lampshade' gives me so many/much tingles > ~
please stop being such a cute dad with your dad sweater. To cute!
President Donald Trump I just got that I'm dying
Wolf Princess too*
Total DILF. Then he turns into creepy I'm bringing you to my basement shouldn't have came into my house..guy.
MushuSushiMan L I read it as a toast.
Right? I just want to cuddle with him and watch scary movies.
This is as long as movie! Relaxation = 100% guaranteed lol :)
Oh how I loved reading Magic Tree house As a kid. It was one of the most best books I read. Thanks Ephemeral Rift for uploading this video in general.
Dropping a like just for the poem of timestamps in the description.
Edit: Just so you know, this comment was made BEFORE I watched the video, but I'm sure it'll be great. I didn't want to give the impression that the video doesn't deserve a like on its own (because it does).
Good way to start the morning!
PanzerJuice This as a morning Breakfast and a Carton of PanzerJuice!
Might aswell through on some Toast-Truppen.
Need some Luftwaffles as well
Truly a Master of his craft. Thank you Mr. E!
You are one of the friendliest looking people ever. Thank you for always being there when I need sleep
the 4th wall has been broken
Oh, no, he's gone and made a self-insert OC do not steal.
I listen to his videos while playing League of Legends. It really helps me to focus and relax. And im quit sure I became a better player because of that. I really enjoy the videos :)
I love the description. :-)
monster hands and the NIGHTMARE before Christmas.... : ) i was a goosebumps and babysitter book club kid.
nice name man ;) even better videos
He's the hero UA-cam deserves, but not the one it needs rn.
I know a lot (if not most of) non-techie people do not understand this, but I'll try to explain it as simple as possible.
There are two opposing sides, security and ease of use. These can never be achieved at the same time.
Here's an example: If you always leave your door unlocked, you won't ever have to worry about a key. However at the same time anyone else could get in as well.
Now the reason they went from strip to chip is because it is a lot more secure. Before the information on your credit card was clear to read.
With the chip it's at least encrypted. This is so people cannot steal your credit card and just pay for whatever they feel like with it.
Hope this was easy to understand.
Bear Bristol Yes, yes. Very original.
This Paul guy is pretty good at ASMR. ER should collab with him
Well needed, thanks for this!
Thank you Paul :)
Honestly, I highly doubt my "faith" in human beings will ever be restored. I don't think it was ever really there. I will always be a misanthrope. People. Just. Suck. But in light of things, I always enjoy your videos, your creativity and compassion for a community.
xXx13cornholio13xXx Not everybody sucks, just sift through the bullshit and you'll find genuinely good people.
you must have the best darn internet to be able to upload a full 1080 video in 60fps lasting almost 2 hours long, without it taking longer than the lifetime of a Nokia!
The chips in debit cards are used to create a secure one time purchase rather than a swipe which just basically types your debit card numbers in. That way if the store was hacked like it has in the past, they can only get the one time expired purchase information which is different than your debit card number. More hassle I agree but just trying my best to explain why.
this was incredible to watch in 1080p with 60fps
I'd love a week of barber ASMR, it's where I get some of my best tingles!
Speaking of the rescued potato, I honestly haven't seen any of the potatoes in the comment section for a while now...
Do more videos with Paul, he is a very relaxing guy
Elliot Rodger is Paul his actual name or is it a character? I feel like I know this but I can't quite remember
Cameron Reyno I think it's his real name
Cameron Reyno It's his real name
Elliot Rodger but is he the ultimate gentleman?
Your description is on point
Never have I seen a more informed jar of pickles. Cheers Mr. Paul. 👍 👌 🙌
Love these character designs
Apparently red fish blue fish was one of my favorite books as a kid, at least I recall my father saying that. Along with the polar express and harold and the purple crayon. Ah, the memories
Amazing as always!
Thats why he knows so much... What if, and hear me out on this one, that Ephemeral Rift is an SPC that changes its form randomly until it finds a satisfactory form, and then creates a personality out of that form. This creature may also have been used like SPC-999 was thought of being used as a sort of way to help people with depression, anxiety and so on, but instead this SCP was used for people who had anxiety, sleep depravity and so on. What if this creature had an original form. Let's say that it was who we know Ephemeral Rift as in real life. They developed the notion to become a writer and took those alternate personalities and made a story out of them. A story of a hospital that helped you sleep. Nurses and Doctors with different backgrounds like rhino doctors and plague doctors who help you sleep. He then developed this world where these characters existed within himself and was paired with an SCP that could morph reality or morph matter to their liking. These two SCPs were paired and helped others to sleep. Now think about that for a second. That would explain so much in why we don't see ANYTHING else in the Arkham Sanitarium. We hear about this world but we never see anything because it is not there. Our room is created around us, mentally or physically, and that is it. We are the people who are using this pair of SCPs to help us sleep. Like this comment if I just blew your mind. If I didn't, then try to come up with your own theories, or if you are feeling ambitious, you can try to prove me wrong. Which ever choice you pick, like this comment, unless you skipped over this comment. But then how would you be reading this if you skipped this comment? Anyway, I hope you have a wonderful day and have a Merry Ephemeral Riftmas!!!!
this is so chill and normal.. it's almost terrifying😞
Shit, I was so like mesmerized I actually thought your name was Ephemeral Rift
Your video put me to sleep. I'll have to rewatch it
i love your discriptions xD