Cleaning My Balls for ASMR, Relaxation & Sleep
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- Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
- I perform the very mundane task of cleaning a dirty kickball (playground ball), football, baseball, tennis balls, Wiffle balls, pool balls, golf balls and table tennis (ping pong) balls in a calm and softly spoken manner to help folks relax, sleep, concentrate and/or trigger their ASMR. What is ASMR? Scroll to the bottom of this description to find out.
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What is ASMR?
To me, ASMR is 2 things: a sensation and a medium (like music for example).
The sensation itself (ASMR) stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos, the medium, are not only meant to help induce the sensation or "tingles" in the viewer, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. They often help those dealing with anxiety, stress, headaches, insomnia, mental health issues, concentrating, studying and more. It is quite therapeutic, for both the creator and recipient, which is not that much different than the mediums of music and painting, for example.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
![Your First Night on the Job at Santa's Workshop [ ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dD7PZwax-DE/mqdefault.jpg)
![Your First Night on the Job at Santa's Workshop [ ASMR ]](/img/tr.png)
it takes a lot of balls to upload a video like this
2:40 wow i guess i'm really not original
WinterFreSh00 fuck, I just commented the same thing
WinterFreSh00 it's still funny
WinterFreSh00 God damnit barb
Don't worry, there are more than enough in this video.
Was hoping he would say, "oh, you caught me playing with my balls" at the beginning
This comment needs more likes 😂
I would've closed the video right from the start
Oh, its you. I'm just... fondling my balls
@@parker-boy98 lol
the amount of ball jokes in this video are insane
Lmao
Za_ Ch it was a pretty ballsy move if you ask me. I don't think I would have the balls to make a video like this.
No. Not inside. Balls to walls Insane. I play with my balls so hard till the sweat drops down my balls. lol
Za_ Ch the whole video is a ball joke
woah what the fuck
Watching you clean your balls was very satisfying and I'm glad you decided not to dunk them in that stripper :)
ASMRMagic ✌️️😂👌
The Meme Crew Aj stop using emojis
ASMRMagic hol up
My balls were all dirty and wet I left them outside to long
PICKLE RICK I really want to make a Pickle Dick joke.
Wow that kickball was filthy! Take better care of your balls, man.
Tht picture scary af 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Prism Sage
Well said friend
Ananas
rschiela Tèlefrancais
In French class we're watching the show
And le supèr detective has ended...
Is there a season two?
Well this was just awkward to explain when someone asked why this was in my subscription feed...
Comedy 101 same same
I know right
"SHOUT,SHOUT,SHOUT, SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!!!"
Brian Blake I know it's sad, right? No one seems to give two hooptydoops about comedy anymore. Case and point.
how did you keep a straight face
Ean Vatcher he probably didnt at first i want to know how many retakes he did
Ean Vatcher he didn't, he photoshopped every frame of the entire video.
Its rift
I'm wondering the same thing
this is what youtube is all about
This is the meaning of it all. The critics talk about quantum physics and Vladimir's 3 inch nuke, BUT I SAY, THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR! Cheers to white male privilege and Honey G. It is a good time to be alive.
dude you got any hops?
Nah, he's got balls
HAHAHA OF ALL THE PLACES TO FIND EVAN MB
You are very, very, familiar. Did you collab with someone else?
You were a ninja right?
Either that or you had a shit ton of swords.
This man has a new video every day this is ridiculous I don't even sleep enough to watch all these!!!
MrFlyersfan28 ikr
MrFlyersfan28 I'm not complaining
lol
Flyers suck ass
Ashley Lewis he's fake
What came first: the idea or the title?
+21timberwolf what?
rand0mn33ss idea
rand0mn33ss Ephemeral came first
the balls did.
The dad.
The thumbnail didn't load, and I clicked this video with extreme fear, but its all good.
OMG 😂
I took like to live Dangerously
Oh no!
I've seen so many balls hit my face it wouldn't even bother me.
You are blessed, the like number is 333!
(Or cursed if you have watched the Mandela catalogue)
i never really thought about my life choices until i realizes i just watched a man clean his balls for 55 minutes
It’s 4 in the morning and now I hope your happy cause I’m doing the same 😂😂😂
this man deserves an award for not cracking a smile while saying balls so many times
Bruh how he says it is just funny as hell😂
Same with all the Manly asmr vids
A bleach bottle and ball jokes. That's 2016 in a nutshell
I don't see Amanda to--
Oh yeah
I dont clean balls, but being a car detailer I have do do a lot of rim jobs.....
haha
you said do do
Wacky Man dang it I wanted to say that
When you were talking about the tennis balls i half expected it to go "I don't play much, but ill take out my racket and smack my balls around every now and again."
I can't believe I came out in your video!!
Clorox Bleach He wants you to see his balls
Clorox Bleach So you came out of the closet? Or in this case, the cabinet?
Uzume Tennouboshi you, sir or madam, are a blessing to this planet
Julian Sanders Why thank you very much!
Clorox Bleach Helll yeah you are popular now I will be using you later
zenyatta would be so proud.
lol
if only he had Golden Balls
ASMR BE UPON YOU!
Golden balls? I'd rather Dragon balls. When's the last time anyone cleaned THOSE?
experience the tingles
the mom thing got me, I was Freakin crying laughing
Rumbaz Gaming 3:15
"Maybe your mom has more balls than your dad"
*I'm so glad there aren't Internet Censors in America cause this video is gold*
po781234 I thought: "waaaaaaiiit a minute"
I'm gonna show this to my blind friend
Cooper Walters How'd it go?
Jonathan Heitman well you can show someone a song. like introducing. i see your joke there but technically you can show them something without having to physically see it
Yeah... I don't think "show" is the best word
The Universal Mudkip what else is there to say lol
“i’m gonna listen this to my blind friend”
You and everyone who liked this comment is going to hell.
I love how innocently dirty these videos are.
Love the subtle humor hahahaha
VeganGround, I didn't like the video because he used non-vegan bleach.
T R I G G E R E D
Vincent Lucchetti lmao didn't even know there was non vegan bleach, thx m8
A E S T H E T I C
B A L L
C L E A N I N G
VeganGround 'subtle'
Oliver Denby wut
You can tell a lot about a man by how clean his balls are. It's so important to take care of them, no matter whether they're big or small, or smooth or fuzzy.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Beating My Meat for ASMR, Relaxation & Sleep"
Checkmate and he’s racing a steak
Now that's going too far. He already stroked his morning wood
Kaleb Schultz wtf THIS IS DANNY I FOUND U
Also, I don't know if the sound of slapping a piece of meat is relaxing.
Some balls you have, posting such a video to UA-cam.
yoda?
+hippy@heart mind=blown, and the correct term is "dad"
James Finch you like to copy comments XD
To be honest, I thought of this before I saw that someone else had posted something similar. I decided to go for it anyway.
nice balls
Hey how are ya
the DESIRES o
ty
yw :3
21timberwolf xD
My mom walked in on me watching this and said " what are u doing" and I said " watching a tutorial on how to clean my balls"
I never thought I would watch a video with a man whispering in my face while cleaning his balls
That was misleading. 😂
What would be misleading is calling this relaxing. It's way too funny to be that, my ribs hurt. XD
Meow Biatch how? He IS cleaning his balls xD
only to the dirty minded
Meow Biatch get ur mind out of the gutters
Erik Wolfe ikr
"Mehra, what are you doing so late at night?"
"Just watching an asmr video by rift, mum"
"What's he doing this time?"
"The usual, cleaning his balls"
Why isn't anyone talking about the most underrated joke in here? "Made in China. You don't see that often now a days"
How is E staying serious? How is he not laughing at this?😂😂
why would you waste all that bleach ?? children in Africa could've had it !
Psycho Corn and Color them self white?
TraffeN riggity wrecked
Psycho Corn true
Psycho Corn it's just bleach, now if it were a superior beverage like myself, yeah I would riot.
Go back to the prison, Corn.
Mmmmm that bleach looks tasty, can I have a glass?
The Analog Kid k
When the edgy one shows up
Edgy?
When the one using Internet terms without knowing what they mean
Xenotherus lol I'm not edgy, I just saw the bleach and thought of what an edgy person would say
That's actual edgy
was expecting different balls but okay
eccentricity-neko ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
eccentricity-neko ! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
eccentricity-neko ! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What's happening
eccentricity-neko ! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*reads title* Heyyyyy
*thumbnail loads in* Oh.
Dunking my balls in this Stripper :) I just laughed so hard I almost chocked on my wine!
do you mean you almost chocked on his balls?? ;)
Haha! Good one! ;)
go to bed mom
He's got all dem dick jokes.
and not a single person spelled choked correctly that day
i know balls, i approve this video
Tom Brady You're on the wrong video, I don't believe he has posted a video on inflating balls.
Barry Hewitt oh shit lmao
Barry Hewitt bruh you deserve an award
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
explaining asmr to my friends: No It's not erotic.
It's hard to sleep when you're laughing at the ball jokes
Every time he says..I'm cleaning my balls I start laughing cos I have a dirty mind :)
Susan Gloag same
Susan Gloag that was the point
Susan Gloag SAME XD
ajasent over hypotenuse have a dirty mind aswell
lmfao same
"I hope you are doing well". I absolutely love hearing this every single video. It has made my night almost every night since 2012. Thanks uncle ER
wow, it sure takes a lot of -balls- *COURAGE* to make this video.. :')
Nice one mate
Finally, I've been waiting for a video like this.
Yeah, I know ball cleaning videos aren't rare, but, it's been a while since I've seen some good balls, you know?
But this guy knows some good balls when he sees some.
Mad respect
#BallsOutForHarambe
ay
+Jenny ASMR ну и хде асмр на твоем канале
fuck harambe
You mean #BallsoutforBantu
Ok
it takes a lot of balls to upload a video like this.
Bean Man congrats! You can copy the top comment :)
Brody Harrelson I realized my unoriginality when I scrolled down and when I heard ER say it. not deleting though.
13 balls.. an odd medical condition..
the comments about the stripper made me choke on my coffee.
josiah peterson ***balls***
Please ER, make a Rorschach (Watchmen) Roleplay video! You'd be SO GOOD
+ToclafaneTwo I believe that ASMattR did one, you're gonna have to scroll pretty far down in his channel to find it though since it's pretty old.
The Royal Scientist or just search "Rorschach ASMR"? Lol
I second this suggestion.
You wouldn't believe the reaction I got when my friend glanced at my phone to see "Cleaning My Balls for Relaxation & Sleep".
I was trying to sleep and I heard at 3:41 "maybe your mom has more balls than your dad" I lost it
I love ASMR and all, but I'm laughing more than sleeping! 😂
Okay
I don't know why, but dry humor works extremely well with me... This and Iggy Manley shots me through the rough.
Thank you once again Eph, once I start working I'll one day give you a huge tip for all the help
your a real OG for wearing that suit next to that bleach..GOAT
Mom: So, what'd you do today?
Teen son: Just watch a man clean his balls for 50 minutes.
Mom: O_O
The innuendo is strong with this one 😂👏🏻
"Maybe you don't have any balls" "Maybe your mom has more balls than your dad", some great quotes here.
The innuendoes are relaxing af
I was expecting your actual balls but still nice video 👍
ER these jokes had me dying!
"cleaning my balls" well played rift....well played......
This video has to be one of your best yet, it has the perfect mix of ASMR and humor. Had me laughing so hard and then almost falling asleep right after eachother and I'm not even done the video yet. Yet another brilliant video Uncle E. Thank you for all your hard work with these videos, we appreciate them and you!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO YOU'VE DONE 💯
He's a crazy good actor, I couldn't say these lines without dying of laughter
Now I know how to properly clean my dirty balls. Thanks!
This morning when I woke up I read an alert in phone that it said "Cleaning my balls for ASMR" and I was "WTF!" hahahaha
I looked up how to clean balls and here I am
he has a strange condition of 13 balls
Aidan Titus an odd medical condition, to have an extra ball. but i will not complain because,I AM A WINNER.
Did you know that hitler, your online namesake, only had 1?
it's like markiplier's 3 ball syndrome gone wild
adolf hitler that’s normal, for my family it is
Daddy E your killing me. How do i relax when i can't stop laughing??
Ollie Williams youre*
massive props to you for keeping your composure through the balls jokes, because i lost it at the first time you said balls lol
either im dirty or this shit was meant to be dirty.
cleaning balls...... no joke in that
do a fall episode about seasonal nuts and what to do with them. store them in a sack for a nutsack joke. the rest you can figure out
I'm dying😂
rainbow_ _tissues same
I’m living, R.I.P. rainbow_ _tissues ????-2017
There's a ball washing station out on the golf course I go to, and every time I'm out there I always wash my balls. Sometimes my friends complain that I take too long to wash my balls and air them out, but it's a delicate process that shouldn't be rushed.
To this day, this happens to be the most entertaining asmr I’ve ever watched. I come back to this at least once a month. Part 2? Maybe
Upload something like this but on a different website please ;)
I laughed at the title for so long
0:55 i wonder how he didnt break character because im literally dying.
I'm very immature unapologetically for laughing at all the ball jokes early on in the video.
I was very disappointed that there weren't any blue ones.
I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SOMETHING ELSE GOD HELP ME
How many bursts of laughter did you have to edit out, how many smirks did you have to try and keep off?!
What a sense of humor lol. Its great how your worked that into the dialogue. I just can't imagine how you manage to keep a straight face while saying that stuff lol.
Why so many balls jokes and puns I cringed as much as I relaxed
Gavinwashere Because its Rift... He always does this kind of stuff... The reason why I enjoy this.
Gavinwashere have a sip of me, for extra relaxsation.
This is amazing, I couldn't decide if i should relax or laugh XD
I almost burst out laughing from the beginning "I'm going to clean my balls" 😂😂😂 how did you keep a straight face
There's not really a lot more you could ask for from this channel. It's got humour, creativity, good audio/video quality, it's relaxing, sometimes even informative... It's just great.
We want WWE ASMR next!
BossAman Barrage not really just you.
BossAman Barrage who is this "we" you speak of?
Sharp Shooter Waldo Aparently 16 other people agree so I'm not alone kid.
Oh trust me it'll happen someday. Mark my word.
BossAman Barrage lol just keep dreaming about your men in panties
"I don't know who used the stripper... I don't even know how old the stripper is." -Uncle ER
The combination of humor and relaxation is really unique, good work Rift.
At 1:27 when he said painting, I immediately thought of his Rob Ross video
Cleaning my balls. How can you not love this guy!? :D
do more Apocalypse asmr
Why? Are you not happy with ER cleaning his balls?
i know right
Snazzy Feathers XD
*Ashopalypse
An underrated classic.
How was this dude able to keep a straight face after he kept saying that he had to clean his balls? Hahaha
Long, hard......day at work lol
Outtakes pls :'D
you have tingled me. mission accomplished. one day i will learn to tingle people just as good as you.
You've outdone yourself Rift, by god you've outdone yourself.