You kno what makes ER a GOAT(Greatest Of All Time), consistency, his overwhelming consistency. I have yet to find a non-enjoyable Rift video. Phenomenal ASMRtist, simply phenomenal Uncle ER.
I don't think anyone cares, they're just commenting about it. You think they're here for his beard or hair? You're kinda looking at the 1% here. It's also nice to care about people. And their beard. Papa rift
I enjoy this thoroughly. I've been watching your videos pretty often for a couple of years now and this is a great video, not specifically what you've done with the sounds and visuals, because that is usually exemplary, but also just naming it as a Concerto. Something about going to a concerto feels relaxing. Same with the Asmr lounge series. Do press onward my friend.
Not only is this a masterpiece work of art, but it's also the greatest god damn ASMR video that I have ever seen in 2 years of watching ASMR. You're a fucking legend Uncle E!
A symphony perfectly orchestrated by the composer of all things great and wonderful performed by the conductor of all things marvelous and magnificent. Like music to my ears. ASMR heaven!!!
All these comments about his hair and I'm over here with my screen on minimum brightness so it just kinda disappeared into the background. I brightened the video for a moment to see what everyone was talking about, and I'm not disappointed.
oh man, wished I saw this video earlier! I've been up all night trying to get to sleep but couldn't find any good videos, thank you for helping me out. and have a good day/night!
Nah, you gotta get 100 Rift candies before he evolves again. Not easy, man. I keep coming across Pidgeys and Margarets. But the Margarets always pull a meat cleaver on you so I just flee. I ain't wasting the Pokéballs.
its great the landscape is endless for an asmr artist. great to keep the artists interested in it with the creative juices flowing like that. its a real way of life for the artists. thats the best way be totally imersed in what they are doing. the art becomes them. oh dear i ramble! :)
This reminded me of when Ross tries to find his sound. 😂😂 So great, though! My husband snagged my headphones for his game, and yet I still got tingles.
It's like being hypnotized by a mystery man with in his own little world. An Introspective, benevolent man who has gentle mannerisms and a calm demeanor.
Hey Mr.Rift, just a random fan here, hope all is going well in your life, thank you for a new asmr video, always in the mood for more from you, anyway man, have a great day and thanks for the video.
![1 Hour of Binaural Tissue Package Relaxation [ ASMR ]](/img/n.gif)
Great video as always ER. In the 3 minutes it's been out I've already seen all 1 hour and 17 minutes of it.
Wow me too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Nice memeio gotta go fast i guess
+Nice memeio Gotta go fast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Adumdboy 7 well shouldnt we be getiing.... *back on track* XD
+Anonymouse youtuber ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Barber: Hey man what you want
Rift: I need to defeat Frieza
Barber: Say no more.
lol
true
Lol
+Gob Nah.
+Grantism Good one.
Barber: "What would you like today, Paul?"
Rift: "Ever seen a porcupine?"
Barber: "Say no more."
ayyyy
I'm digging it!
one time I fucked a porcupine. my dick felt like it had been shredded with glass shards
Dude, Brian Brushwood.
Lol
You kno what makes ER a GOAT(Greatest Of All Time), consistency, his overwhelming consistency. I have yet to find a non-enjoyable Rift video. Phenomenal ASMRtist, simply phenomenal Uncle ER.
You should totally do more of these! This is one of your greatest videos.
"Diners, drive-in's and dives" - Rift
"TAKIN' YOUR BITCHASS DOWN TO TINGLE TOWN" -What I wish he said
+nachobunny If only I didn't waste all my Pokéballs on a goddamn Charmander
+nachobunny I'm surrounded by stupid ass weedles 24/7
I got a god damn Guy Fieri commercial before this...
+Andrew Rooksby Ha! That's a strange stroke of luck
Barber: Yo Rift, what cut do you want
Rift: Give me that Guy Fieri cut
Barber: ok
it's "say no more" plz fix
check your privilege
Damn you're never going to flavortown with that attitude son
I checked my privileged as an Main Battle tank, specifically an M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank.
+Reuben ASMR ROASTED
am i the only one who doesn't care about rifts beard or hair and just enjoys the asmr and roleplay ?
No
well where's the fun in that
+Im Batman Well put Sir, well put.
I don't think anyone cares, they're just commenting about it. You think they're here for his beard or hair? You're kinda looking at the 1% here.
It's also nice to care about people.
And their beard.
Papa rift
I like the guy, and appreciate all his roles. It's not like I care. Rather, I can't stop noticing.
So relaxing that the focus falls asleep at 32:02
I enjoy this thoroughly. I've been watching your videos pretty often for a couple of years now and this is a great video, not specifically what you've done with the sounds and visuals, because that is usually exemplary, but also just naming it as a Concerto. Something about going to a concerto feels relaxing. Same with the Asmr lounge series. Do press onward my friend.
I am outrageously interested in what a ASMR event in a public venue would be like.
i can't see much point in it...
*silent applause, possibly with rain sticks*
a bunch of people zonked out, because this stuff sends me right off
your comment just triggered me.
+ Madison Wilcox I imagine it would be hilarious
i still miss the beard.
RIP IN PEACE BEARD
+A Herd Of Bread Games "rip in piece" you do know what RIP stands for right?
+JonnyDrawsStuff are you familiar with popular internet jokes..?
+Undercover Dragon rip in piece is a joke? Aight need to update on my memeage
+JonnyDrawsStuff Your dankness is outdated, mate
Barber: Ayo Paul, whatchyu want fam
ER: I gotsta go fest
Barber: Say no more I gotchyu fam
Ayy lmao
Moran Paul ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
dude that's awesome
ITS NO USE
+Zhalo hey I'm grump
Uncle E taking me to flavortown with that haircut
oMg, favorite comment by far
I've had a terrible week. This is pretty much my salvation at this point. I appreciate all the clever comments but I really needed this. Thank you.
5 am in the morning here and I am so glad that there is something that I can listen to, while I'm trying to fall asleep.
you are so talented i love your videos way too much!
Not only is this a masterpiece work of art, but it's also the greatest god damn ASMR video that I have ever seen in 2 years of watching ASMR. You're a fucking legend Uncle E!
I swear to god I never can tell what this guy will upload next and I love it
thank you for not having a long, extremely loud intro on your videos!
As soon as the matches came out I was like 😱😍😍😍😴
No idea why... Guess that's good tingles!
I love how every move he does makes me tingle.
Evoking both the slightly mad piano soloist and the highly earnest conductor, it's genius Rift
As soon as I saw the rain stick, i was like "Dis gon' be a good fucking video." Was not disappointed.
A symphony perfectly orchestrated by the composer of all things great and wonderful performed by the conductor of all things marvelous and magnificent. Like music to my ears. ASMR heaven!!!
Barber: ey what it do Mr.E what can i do fo u?
Rift: im on a pussy hunt.
Barber: i gotchu fam.
yeet
XD
damn
and don't think I don't know how to weeeeed em out
it's working
All these comments about his hair and I'm over here with my screen on minimum brightness so it just kinda disappeared into the background. I brightened the video for a moment to see what everyone was talking about, and I'm not disappointed.
Great idea, very creative!
One of my favorite ideas from you so far
Keep up the great work ER
Can we look forward to an arrangement with wind ensemble/orchestra accompaniment?
Love the little set up with the candles
Best ER video ever made.
oh man, wished I saw this video earlier! I've been up all night trying to get to sleep but couldn't find any good videos, thank you for helping me out.
and have a good day/night!
Excellent video, all the sounds were very tingly.
Yoo! Fan of your content as well. Keep up the work!
You are killing it right now Rift. So damn good man.
So....he traded in his beard for super Saiyan hair?
......IS THIS EVEN RIFTS FINAL FORM?!
you fool
Nah, you gotta get 100 Rift candies before he evolves again. Not easy, man. I keep coming across Pidgeys and Margarets. But the Margarets always pull a meat cleaver on you so I just flee. I ain't wasting the Pokéballs.
Ephemeral Rift, how did you first get into making ASMR videos and what made you stay passionate about making them?
Excellent video lots if triggers. Keep up the great work Rift!
this is really nice
The hand movements at 30:20 are state of the art tingles lol
first rule of ephemeral rift club: you do not speak about ephemeral rift club.
what's the second rule lol
+Tyler French DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT EPHEMERAL RIFT CLUB
Dont forget the third rule... All ways make time for Twinkies
+Karkat Always. Not "All ways"
um well you are speaking about it by mentioning the rule
Love the new haircut! You look like you could be the drummer in my band
"sam and the night's watch." that sounds like an intriguing band name.
Shut your fucking mouth
This makes me want a Rift Phantom of the Opera
now THAT is an asmr i want to see!
hey there young fellow guess who did it already, good job!!!!!!!
Now that's he's got that synthesizer maybe a Concerto part 2??????
Liking the new hair do! Hahahaha it looks reminiscent of Guy Fieri
You sure this is a compliment, my man?
He's taking us to flavor town
+Johnny Loves You Comparison to Guy Fieri is the ultimate compliment.
You got the orchestra conductor look spot on XD
So confused on this vid but made me fall asleep real quick
Man, you even look like a conductor. I like it.
its great the landscape is endless for an asmr artist. great to keep the artists interested in it with the creative juices flowing like that. its a real way of life for the artists. thats the best way be totally imersed in what they are doing. the art becomes them.
oh dear i ramble! :)
🎶Ya miiiiiight as well be walkin' on the rift🎶
This reminded me of when Ross tries to find his sound. 😂😂
So great, though! My husband snagged my headphones for his game, and yet I still got tingles.
Maybe the best asmr video i have seen..
I have fight to dont sleep, asmr sensations are awesome
Very good job
ER...you continue to impress and help....thank you!
Barba: what do you want today
Rift: ever see that guy from scam school
Barba: say no more
yet again, i am left impressed. magnificent job
these comments on his hair have me rolling. probably the second best part of the whole video.
thanks so much rift I was having a pretty stressful night
It's like he absorbed all the intense sound and it all went into his hair.
I saw the yellow tissue package come out, and I immediately thought awwwww yiiiiissss! 😌😌😌
I like the hair Uncle E! Keeping it fresh!
thanks for making these videos man it helps alot of people👍
It's like being hypnotized by a mystery man with in his own little world. An Introspective, benevolent man who has gentle mannerisms and a calm demeanor.
I'll be ready for relaxation in a few hours, just stopping by to comment on that GLORIOUS hair!
Never thought I'd see Hybrid Theory Mike Shinoda making ASMR vids.
I love the cutting mat
When you started humming I thought someone was in my room behind me. Scared the shit out of me lol!
I haven't watched the video yet but I'm gonna like it I know it, it's you! all your videos are amazing
Hey Mr.Rift, just a random fan here, hope all is going well in your life, thank you for a new asmr video, always in the mood for more from you, anyway man, have a great day and thanks for the video.
Love the look man. Hair and outfit are A+ for a performance.
Great video! The hand movements remind me of massageASMR
Such beautiful music, Maestro!
Reminds me of avant garde music performances. Very nice!
barber: this is an overused and unoriginal joke
me: say no more fam
bae: come over
Thanks for the tingles Mr. McGrath
Just in time for me to go to sleep :) Thanks Uncle E
Great video, helps a lot at stressful times...
Can you do a video with mainly the blocks and the ancient speak please?
Wow. This was so creative.
Art, just Art 😍
What is Rift speaking and how can I learn how to speak it?? 😫
Your hair looks so awesome! What product did you use? Thank you for your videos.
So intense... idk what language he's using but i love it
Glosolalia. It's not really much a language as it is random vowels and words
Oh nice xD thx
love the hair man, looks great
Uncle E looks so...professional when he has glasses on and is clean shaven.
We love you so much man (: thank you for all that you do
thanks 💕 this helped me so much!
I felt like with the hand motions and stuff you kinda channeled some Baba The Cosmic Barber shit, I like it
I like the bit towards the beginning, reminds me of Chumak.
love the hair rift.. love the hair..
Is it ironic that I actually stay up late watching these videos?
There starting to ad asmr ads on asmr videos
What a time to be alive.
Can't wait to watch!!
Loved this one!
Frost those tips Eph!
Haircut level over 9000!!!
I wish this was on Spotify.
Great video! A cool idea for an asmr video, I feel like, would be like an Apple Press Conference or like a Steve Jobs performance
You are the best - from Italy.
ER your looking like the Domics video in my suggested feed
same
Yes
ayy
XDDDD
i have tingles even without using headphones
Thanks for the great vid like always