Aubrey Plaza's Opening Monologue at the 35th Film Independent Spirit Awards

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  • @mackenzie7517
    @mackenzie7517 5 років тому +9831

    "Welcome to my comfort zone" killed me immediately

    • @miketeabag6501
      @miketeabag6501 4 роки тому +50

      @@rupertmurdoch4750 excuse me?! What the hell? I mean I agree, but how does that have anything to do with the comment you were replying to?

    • @rupertmurdoch4750
      @rupertmurdoch4750 4 роки тому +20

      @@miketeabag6501 If you have a more suitable place for that comment, i'd happily write it there

    • @miketeabag6501
      @miketeabag6501 4 роки тому +1

      @@rupertmurdoch4750 😅😅😅

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel 4 роки тому +6

      That’s.....actually a really nice compliment, maybe not one that would have crossed my mind, but you’re probably right!

    • @rupertmurdoch4750
      @rupertmurdoch4750 4 роки тому

      @@Miss_Camel Ah I stand corrected. You look like you'd have the best.

  • @celestialclementine
    @celestialclementine 4 роки тому +8558

    whenever i feel awkward in public, i just remember that aubrey plaza exists

    • @VonRaito00
      @VonRaito00 4 роки тому +342

      But her awkwardness is attractive ;_;

    • @celestialclementine
      @celestialclementine 4 роки тому +30

      @Erick Vega and your point is? Have you even watched her in shows or her interviews? She plays the "awkward" kid very well, which was the whole point of my comment(: Maybe I should go cry over your comment in my 2.5million dollar home?

    • @celestialclementine
      @celestialclementine 4 роки тому +3

      @Erick Vega also her name is Aubrey you dumbs hit

    • @celestialclementine
      @celestialclementine 4 роки тому +13

      @Erick Vega why are you so angry? did she reject you or something? I was literally giving her a compliment. I'm pretty sure you're too incompetent to understand my comment but thats okay. hope your holidays are filled with joy cuz you need it (:

    • @celestialclementine
      @celestialclementine 4 роки тому

      Erick Vega and you the same!!

  • @justinb4299
    @justinb4299 5 років тому +2850

    i love how confused she makes literally every audience member

  • @laurabelacqua9064
    @laurabelacqua9064 4 роки тому +3881

    an aubrey plaza late night show is all i need

    • @ANonyMouse627
      @ANonyMouse627 4 роки тому +8

      yaaas

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 роки тому +7

      while i was being tortured in an Amerikkkan jail last year (for such fictional crimes as "insults which could cause a fight"!), i wrote a script that is just a 2-hour Dinner Date (FIRST date) tween Aubrey and.....SUPERMAN (because they're polar opposites) and it was a blast writing in her voice, all the crazy questions she'd ask him! (Supes is super-EARNEST and naive.)
      I always wanted to script a FAKE Late Nite Talk Show with the gimmick that ALL THE DRINKS BACKSTAGE ARE SPIKED with "Truth Serum"....so all these big stars SAY HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SHIT once on camera, but they are roofied etc and don't realize it!
      Now that you posted your comment, I think AUBREY should be the host of that talk show! Getting every A-list star to say SHOCKINGLY "honest" things, like insulting their directors or films they were in or claiming they had sex with all these other celebs, etc!
      I'll have to go back to WRITERS, er, Rikers Island to finish that one while they cook me three hot meals a day and do my laundry for me!

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому +27

      No need. Every talk show she attends automatically become The Aubrey Show with special guest Whoever the Actual Host Is.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому +10

      @@dumpygoodness4086 _Tonight on The Aubrey Show, we have..._
      Scarlett Johansson: No seriously, Aubrey, marry me!
      Charlene Yi: I killed a man... or ten...
      Armie Hammer: ME WANT HOOMAN FLESH RAHR NOMNOM
      Mumford and Sons: ... we're comin' Straight Outta Compton compton compton compton... AHWA AHWA AYYY!
      _... up next after the remake of Barnaby, right here on FOGNL!_

    • @camogrrl
      @camogrrl 3 роки тому +4

      I’d watch that

  • @emfilee147
    @emfilee147 4 роки тому +4035

    'You know what today isn't about Scarlett Johansson being with man who don't deserve her.' love it

    • @maliyahjackson4659
      @maliyahjackson4659 4 роки тому +121

      colin jost im looking at you...

    • @coin5207
      @coin5207 4 роки тому +7

      @@maliyahjackson4659 wait what did colin do?

    • @heresjohnny999
      @heresjohnny999 4 роки тому +40

      @@maliyahjackson4659 can't believe she went with that generic type dude, i mean he seems nice guy but boring

    • @vprice509
      @vprice509 4 роки тому +70

      @@coin5207 He married Scarlett Johansson. Only Neil Armstrong has topped that achievement.

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 4 роки тому

      Riiiiiight finally

  • @wubranch1
    @wubranch1 5 років тому +8578

    She has said that she hates singing, props to her for doing this.

    • @EsotericTherapy
      @EsotericTherapy 5 років тому +479

      "Welcome to my comfort zone."

    • @BirdaeBlue
      @BirdaeBlue 5 років тому +122

      5putput ok incel

    • @MyRockHoMama
      @MyRockHoMama 5 років тому +159

      She’s not singing
      She’s talking with style

    • @sratus
      @sratus 5 років тому +7

      so ruddy bloody brave

    • @bargeektraveller942
      @bargeektraveller942 5 років тому +6

      @5putput how have you some how managed to mess up air quotes.

  • @prathapkutty7407
    @prathapkutty7407 5 років тому +9183

    Let this woman host the Oscars

  • @smarina251
    @smarina251 5 років тому +5790

    Let Aubrey Plaza host everything

  • @phillconklin382
    @phillconklin382 4 роки тому +3320

    Hire her for the Oscars she would be a breath of fresh air. She is a true individual in her persona.

    • @paulmartin2499
      @paulmartin2499 3 роки тому +44

      Have her host the Oscars with an actor who's mega-hot, but does understand her jokes - and watch him pretend to understand them. Then she can make jokes that are over his head - but about him without him knowing they're about him... Everyone would be in on the joke except him. I love laughing the most when I'm getting away with something - like you have to hide it...

    • @Chilliam13
      @Chilliam13 3 роки тому +10

      @@paulmartin2499 I suggest Will Smith. He doesn't even get his own jokes.

    • @PeterPing
      @PeterPing 2 роки тому +6

      oscar is a joke

    • @mehrabhossain6369
      @mehrabhossain6369 2 роки тому +5

      @@Chilliam13 man you're so right

    • @tibob69
      @tibob69 2 роки тому

      I could totally see here goes rampage with Will Smith's nuts on stage right after he'd slap her.

  • @Aidentulvo
    @Aidentulvo 3 роки тому +858

    She should've won an Emmy for this

    • @brrapbrrap
      @brrapbrrap 3 роки тому +19

      She should have won a whole egot

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 3 роки тому

      You guys are so cringe

    • @raymuniz113
      @raymuniz113 2 роки тому +1

      Totally agree

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser 4 місяці тому

      If she serves as a producer of the Oscars aswell as the host, she might win an Emmy

  • @ElizabethT45
    @ElizabethT45 5 років тому +8848

    I feel like maybe 30 percent of the audience got Aubrey's humor lol

    • @gregpl9363
      @gregpl9363 4 роки тому +256

      Aubrey is on a whole n'other level... don't even blame em for being ignorant of her wit. she had me though ;P

    • @user-pc3xb4hd8i
      @user-pc3xb4hd8i 4 роки тому +196

      That's because only 30% of that crowd can laugh at themselves - the rest are Nicolas Cage.

    • @shar1ngthemusic
      @shar1ngthemusic 4 роки тому +56

      You're probably right! Most of them were more concerned about what she could say about them.

    • @shar1ngthemusic
      @shar1ngthemusic 4 роки тому

      @Rafaela Barberis hehehe 😄

    • @gamerjamson
      @gamerjamson 4 роки тому +8

      30 percent is pretty good for being not funny

  • @br3nd2Ca
    @br3nd2Ca 5 років тому +3770

    I love how she disses Renee for her movie about Judy Garland while singing a Judy Garland song

    • @revolveroshawott3582
      @revolveroshawott3582 5 років тому +354

      I mean, being fair, it wasn't a real diss - one of the reasons Aubrey picked this song is she's currently obsessed with the movie, she was just roasting everybody lol

    • @rayhanihsannasution4199
      @rayhanihsannasution4199 5 років тому +2

      what's the title of the song used in this monologue?

    • @MacIntoshMann
      @MacIntoshMann 5 років тому +13

      Rayhan Ihsan Nasution
      “get happy”

    • @maotsuka
      @maotsuka 5 років тому +12

      Pure comedy

    • @rayhanihsannasution4199
      @rayhanihsannasution4199 5 років тому +60

      @@MacIntoshMann thank you, now i understand why she said that to Renée😅

  • @nebulous8389
    @nebulous8389 5 років тому +3370

    You know your eccentric when even Nicholas Cage is slightly confused lol

    • @fabiancalderon6729
      @fabiancalderon6729 5 років тому +5

      You are

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars 5 років тому +84

      Nicolas Cage: "How'd I get burned? How'd I get burned? How'd I get burned?"

    • @SpuTalks
      @SpuTalks 5 років тому +12

      daAnder71 No, my eccentric! Mine! ALL MINE

    • @ulengrau6357
      @ulengrau6357 5 років тому +24

      Nebulous Nicholas Cage is always confused.... dude literally starred in a movie called “Knowing,” which was actually about doubting. Before that, he swapped faces with the other oddball... and also made a movie that is, itself, confusing as heck if you take a bathroom break (Adaptation).

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 роки тому +3

      @@revengefrommars Cage: No, not the burn! NOT THE BURN! AUAUAGUAUGAGUGHAHGAUGH!!!

  • @daviddorger5270
    @daviddorger5270 4 роки тому +1249

    Oh I get the whole Aubrey Plaza thing now. She's fucking brilliant.

    • @animegalc4
      @animegalc4 3 роки тому +33

      She is the moment

    • @idontevenhaveapla7224
      @idontevenhaveapla7224 3 роки тому +21

      @@animegalc4 she's honestly underrated as an actor too

    • @toddysurcharge771
      @toddysurcharge771 3 роки тому +26

      And she is super attractive to boot. But yeah she has more talent than people realize. She is more than just a deadpan goth like personality. Ingrid Goes West is a very good movie if you look past the inane criticisms.

    • @rukeyser
      @rukeyser 10 місяців тому +3

      Have you seen her on Criminal Minds? The movies were coming soon, but that shit thrilled me.

  • @thereforeiam2908
    @thereforeiam2908 4 роки тому +5234

    She legit looks like the only person who's having fun while literally everyone else are just so uncomfortable. But hey, if Aubrey is happy, I'm happy.

    • @meropedurwood5514
      @meropedurwood5514 3 роки тому +108

      @Peter Evans You don't get the kind of humor Aubrey has, do you? She is acting like this on purpose, it is her public image. Have you seen her in "Legion"? She is a good actress. Also the way she takes even her comedic roles very serious despite the ridiculous stuff she says proves she is definitely not bad.

    • @CorneliusCody
      @CorneliusCody 3 роки тому +1

      Pre covid 😂

    • @meropedurwood5514
      @meropedurwood5514 3 роки тому +30

      @Peter Evans Haha, you did bad research. It is a TV show, and its ratings are so low due to the writing that suffered after the first season, and due to it having a complicated topic (schizophrenia), not due to the acting. Watch something before you drag it.
      What is your problem with Aubrey? It's not like she is in every TV show ever.

    • @blueblarry6048
      @blueblarry6048 3 роки тому +16

      @Peter Evans I think maybe you should research your sources and pay attention to movies because Aubrey Plaza was very clearly not in that. Legion is a great TV show that has a 91% on rotten tomatoes.

    • @tanaiseverything9384
      @tanaiseverything9384 3 роки тому +17

      @Peter Evans Again, this person has told you multiple times it’s a tv show that has had 3 seasons. Not the shitty movie that this woman wasn’t in.

  • @MarkFilipAnthony
    @MarkFilipAnthony 5 років тому +3509

    I love how she sucks at fake-smiling, and it just becomes more real than most hosts

    • @carlosparra8976
      @carlosparra8976 5 років тому

      I know, she sucks as hostess

    • @rinmartell2678
      @rinmartell2678 5 років тому +93

      I don't think that she sucks at fake-smiling but it is part of her role to do the fake-smiling wrong.

    • @MarkFilipAnthony
      @MarkFilipAnthony 5 років тому +16

      @@rinmartell2678 if its a role shes nailing it on a daily basis

    • @killerghostmonkey
      @killerghostmonkey 5 років тому +13

      yeah... it made the song a bit more eerily apocalyptic

    • @adamw116
      @adamw116 5 років тому +8

      @@carlosparra8976 She's the best hostess they ever had!

  • @clemencec3790
    @clemencec3790 4 роки тому +6425

    "We recognize female directors... all two of them" I'm mad this joke didn't registered lol

    • @camabkamuvoba7467
      @camabkamuvoba7467 4 роки тому +73

      she should have paused before the punch line

    • @lindakaren1542
      @lindakaren1542 4 роки тому +6

      It did nobody wanted it to sound like it

    • @Xadoras
      @Xadoras 4 роки тому +32

      You mean... 2 female directors, one salary

    • @211teitake
      @211teitake 4 роки тому +16

      I think people cheered at the first part then realized that there was the second part but didn't know how to react at that point. I mean should I have booed or laugh or cheer even harder for the terrible state of the industry? I didn't know and I just went oops and that's how I reacted at least.

    • @Hollowdarling
      @Hollowdarling 4 роки тому +1

      It's because she made the same joke last yr. It's hard to laugh at the same joke twice. Can't blame the audience

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met 5 років тому +2825

    "Nicholas Cage you are a national treasure too - I'm sorry I said that wrong, you were in National Treasure 2." Haha.

    • @dimaltabuni4002
      @dimaltabuni4002 4 роки тому +12

      Hahah thats a good i love that

    • @jayshreepatil3799
      @jayshreepatil3799 4 роки тому +1

      I don't understand that

    • @Vishinho17
      @Vishinho17 4 роки тому +9

      @@jayshreepatil3799 Nicolas Cage was in the sequel of the movie "National Treasure"

    • @querywizard
      @querywizard 4 роки тому

      I'm salty about this.

    • @nickn7939
      @nickn7939 4 роки тому +26

      that was hilarious, but Cage's expression was like "oh you bitch."

  • @Toscalily
    @Toscalily 4 роки тому +2116

    I think 80% of why Audrey is so funny is because she is willing to let other people sink into the awkwardness about the zanny, dark thing shes just said. She will just stay silent and let a person/crowd descend into an awkward uncomfortable silence and give no reaction/ try to talk her way out of it. As someone who has her same sence of humor i find her hilarious and all of her jokes "hit"/make me laugh/i just get them. I would make these exact jokes but when I see peoples reactions will try to talk my way out of it. I need to be more like this Queen.

    • @dontaccoll
      @dontaccoll 3 роки тому +7

      Many can fool other people like her, but not many can fool top superstars and dont give a fuck about

    • @millennialhousewife5097
      @millennialhousewife5097 3 роки тому +1

      Totally see what you are saying. I agree, me too!

    • @SelectiveApathy82
      @SelectiveApathy82 2 роки тому

      Really hot girl deliberately acting awkward so everyone will think she's super quirky and always got picked last in high school. It's a shtick.

    • @SuperRobertoClemente
      @SuperRobertoClemente 2 роки тому +1

      Her delivery and timing are immaculate.

    • @ontheruntonowhere
      @ontheruntonowhere Рік тому +1

      @@SelectiveApathy82 It's a schtick that works. She's beloved.

  • @dogwoodlavance6667
    @dogwoodlavance6667 4 роки тому +805

    why are all the comments about how confused the audience was.... you can literally hear the crowd laughing the entire way through - they're not on a mic so its gonna sound disproportionately quieter. based on the comments i was expecting this to be super awkward but the crowd was with her the entire time and she killed it.

    • @jakesgenuineanarchy5955
      @jakesgenuineanarchy5955 3 роки тому +9

      I have bad headphones, and I can even hear it

    • @davidhammond7724
      @davidhammond7724 3 роки тому +96

      I know, right? I think a lot of Aubrey Plaza fans are invested in the idea that she's awkward and her humor goes over people's heads, but this clearly shows that she's a great performer who has a lot of respect in the industry.

    • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
      @Howitchewstofeel5gum 3 роки тому +28

      People are dumb and just cannot get their heads around the fact that an unmic'd crowd is not going to be as loud on a taping as if you had been there in person. You can find the same stupid comments a la "This audience sucks" or "This audience didn't deserve [insert artist]" under almost every live performance of any band, too.

    • @isntitabeautifulday1648
      @isntitabeautifulday1648 2 роки тому +7

      They get it. They just want to play a little "I'm not like other fans" game.

    • @turem8855
      @turem8855 2 роки тому +4

      @@Howitchewstofeel5gum I find her witty. She was brilliant in this one and I think people got her.

  • @simonjenkin
    @simonjenkin 5 років тому +4303

    "i'm the ricky gervais who actually drinks his drink" is a perfect and underrated line

    • @RuptimusPrime
      @RuptimusPrime 5 років тому +13

      It's the only line that actually made me laugh

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 5 років тому +5

      @@RuptimusPrime FUQ YEW!

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 5 років тому +29

      @@Mattsabih YEW ANTI-FEMINIST BYTCH!

    • @metalmugen
      @metalmugen 5 років тому +17

      @@InnerRise Fuck feminism tho

    • @paijwa
      @paijwa 5 років тому +146

      @@metalmugen Anyone who says this just outs themselves as a massive idiot

  • @PalmurcioWorld
    @PalmurcioWorld 5 років тому +1483

    I want her to present basically everything.

  • @jaylencalinaw1080
    @jaylencalinaw1080 4 роки тому +1626

    *people clapping after her number*
    Aubrey: "oh my god..... that......................... was weird"

  • @AshleyS60
    @AshleyS60 3 роки тому +445

    “You know what today isn’t about Scarlett Johansson being with men who don’t deserve her” spill that tea Aubrey SPILL

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 3 роки тому +8

      Remember how she just married and had a baby with Colin Jost….AND they names the baby Cosmo?

  • @nayannmartinelli300
    @nayannmartinelli300 4 роки тому +782

    Imagine being as cool as Aubrey Plaza... Now stop imagining it, because no one is cut out to be as cool as her but Aubrey herself.

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 роки тому +3

      actually many people have called ME the coolest person of all time. (I also get a lot of "you're the funniest person i've ever met!" and "you're the smartest person I've ever met!" and blah blah), partly b/c i'm the most fearless human of all time.
      ex: i never go out dressed in ordinary clothes. never! life is too LONG and BORING to dress in bland clothes!
      ex: my musical instruments are the coolest. (EX: I took my Jackson flying v guitar and added "Michael" to the headstock, ha ha!) (Then I put rainbow lightning bolts on the guitar!)
      blah blah.
      i'd LOVE to be in a band with Aubrey, but she won't return my calls!
      KILLLLL MEEEEEEEE!

    • @nayannmartinelli300
      @nayannmartinelli300 4 роки тому +1

      @@dumpygoodness4086 I see the problem: you are the coolest person of all time, but Aubrey, her coolness transcends time and space. All we can do is marvel at her and hope she returns our calls. (Good luck, though. I really hope she decides to take singing more seriously :-D )

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому

      Ha! I knew it was a trap! I NEVAH believe I'm as cool as Aubrey... OR COOL AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER! Joke's on you! 😁😄🙂😐😑😥😢😭😱💀

    • @adriangeh6414
      @adriangeh6414 3 роки тому +1

      Nobody would dare.

    • @פוליטיקטינסקיקליינר
      @פוליטיקטינסקיקליינר 2 роки тому

      @@dumpygoodness4086 omg so cool I'm literally dying
      That is incredible! Just by hearing all this I admire you. I'm sure she'll answer.

  • @BusyBeeStitchery
    @BusyBeeStitchery 5 років тому +2407

    The Renee joke was so funny, doing a Judy Garland number and saying Renee’s movie wasn’t her thing 😂 She even sat on the stage and crossed her legs like Judy and did the shoulder shimmy ❤️ Perfection.

    • @timehawk2874
      @timehawk2874 5 років тому +29

      Good eye

    • @heysatan8
      @heysatan8 4 роки тому +15

      @Fern I guess I'm a bad gay cuz I don't get it.

    • @brandonday2494
      @brandonday2494 4 роки тому +24

      Crushed that moment at 1:30 as well. God she's the best.

    • @rrrusty49
      @rrrusty49 4 роки тому +42

      I read a recent interview with Aubrey -- she has a shrine to Judy Garland in her home. Her opening number was probably a dream come true. :D

    • @zzzcocopepe
      @zzzcocopepe 4 роки тому +1

      @Fern yeah because we're watching Aubrey plaza

  • @TL-ws4ko
    @TL-ws4ko 5 років тому +965

    She’s literally an insane person... I love her!!

    •  5 років тому +11

      TL28 she is a fucking genius right?!

    • @jamesanderson6373
      @jamesanderson6373 5 років тому +10

      Not literally

    • @skilled-person
      @skilled-person 5 років тому +1

      she is taking character she play in Legion Series

    • @hellodavey1902
      @hellodavey1902 5 років тому +8

      ​@@jamesanderson6373 Yes, 'Literally'... it's a Park & Rec reference [not a grammar test]

    • @zomgwtfrank
      @zomgwtfrank 5 років тому +2

      she's like this cold distant friend i never had... i want to travel the world with her

  • @bxlxe5903
    @bxlxe5903 5 років тому +1833

    In an interview with Conan, she actually talks about the only thing she didnt really wanted to do for a role was a musical number bc she is not really good at it but she did it anyway.So i think her comment about her comfort zone at the beginning was about that. She is doing something thats out of her comfort zone while singing and dancing.

    • @JoseHernandez-zx7pi
      @JoseHernandez-zx7pi 5 років тому +21

      I love her... But she wasn't lying

    • @bretttowle9963
      @bretttowle9963 5 років тому +1

      What ever

    • @benjamintillema3572
      @benjamintillema3572 5 років тому +37

      @@JoseHernandez-zx7pi
      She did perfectly well. She didn't belt or flourish her performance, but she sang the song well and was entertaining. That's all we should hope.

    • @parimalpatel87
      @parimalpatel87 5 років тому +10

      I'm just happy she didn't trip as nerve wrecking as that may have been.

    • @blondie2998
      @blondie2998 5 років тому +7

      She did such an awesome job!

  • @joeyfitz9
    @joeyfitz9 3 роки тому +114

    That was Aubrey Plaza like I have never seen her. My jaw is on the floor. Stellar performance. Bravo!

  • @benasaykwee
    @benasaykwee 3 роки тому +173

    I love her so much. and that band is ON IT - when she accidentally comes in a little early they literally don't miss a beat with adjusting and following her.

  • @luluharshie3929
    @luluharshie3929 4 роки тому +5082

    I’m honestly so disappointed how many jokes went over these celebrity’s heads

    • @MechaJutaro
      @MechaJutaro 4 роки тому +40

      You're surprised that in the age of faux woeness, nobody gets jokes

    • @bradleyhanson9262
      @bradleyhanson9262 4 роки тому +60

      I think they didn’t have the audience Mics turned of when the band was playing, they laughed a lot more once she wasn’t singing. The reason the streamies seemed so awkward in past years was that UA-cam didn’t have the budget for audience mics, so they couldn’t hear the crowd laughter.

    • @TryMyMartini
      @TryMyMartini 4 роки тому +21

      It seemed like they were laughing to me.

    • @thereforeiam2908
      @thereforeiam2908 3 роки тому +1

      They were just tired 😂

    • @shanustheanus
      @shanustheanus 3 роки тому +4

      Which jokes went over their heads?

  • @kfw9257
    @kfw9257 5 років тому +2238

    "Willem Dafoe, I love you. I'm so glad after years of looking like a 19th century lighthouse keeper, you finally got to play one."

    • @osorineoguri
      @osorineoguri 5 років тому +47

      lmao that was a good one

    • @PrincessNine
      @PrincessNine 5 років тому +72

      As he proceeds to make a psychopath face

    • @kfw9257
      @kfw9257 5 років тому +38

      ​@@PrincessNine That's just Dafoe's neutral expression ;)

    • @TheDreadedZero
      @TheDreadedZero 5 років тому +1

      I don’t get it

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 5 років тому +4

      @@kfw9257 Hes actually super sweet. There is no default normal face.

  • @ryanmartin6429
    @ryanmartin6429 5 років тому +941

    Okay, but I actually love her singing voice? Didn't know I needed this today.

    • @leena7961
      @leena7961 4 роки тому +8

      same tbh

    • @zzzcocopepe
      @zzzcocopepe 4 роки тому +17

      Apparently she's doing an homage to Judy Garland. Broad city did this song too

    • @denapattison6363
      @denapattison6363 4 роки тому +9

      I love that she is not technical and she is soooo uncomfortable doing this, but I adore her and her efforts

    • @vitodoriacalcio
      @vitodoriacalcio 2 роки тому +2

      I don't think jazzy songs suit her. However, her voice surprisingly sounded good on Parks and Recreation when she once sang "The Pit." Rock songs might be a better fit if Plaza had to sing again.

  • @fionnaadeline7525
    @fionnaadeline7525 4 роки тому +201

    Her singing voice is actually incredible!

  • @larryscott3982
    @larryscott3982 8 місяців тому +6

    Omg, that’s an Aubrey I’ve not seen before. She should a similar take at the Oscars.
    Her material and delivery spot on.

  • @phillipbarlow9387
    @phillipbarlow9387 5 років тому +930

    Wow, there are so many UA-cam videos with titles like, "Aubrey Plaza is an awkward talk show guest for 20 minutes straight." So I had no idea she was such a confident, multitalented, and charismatic all-around performer. She's terrific! Hollywood needs to find more ways to showcase, and make use of her abilities.

    • @Dhhtyu4566
      @Dhhtyu4566 5 років тому +7

      Cast her as Harley Quinn...

    • @naomixyz718
      @naomixyz718 5 років тому +44

      The awkwardness is part of her humor. I find her hilarious

    • @lord_roque
      @lord_roque 5 років тому +11

      She was great in Legion.

    • @heaventje
      @heaventje 5 років тому +3

      It's been years in the making ;)

    • @juancpgo
      @juancpgo 5 років тому +9

      Awkwardness is her greatest talent. (not joking)

  • @RayatoTV
    @RayatoTV 5 років тому +1340

    That Puerto Rico joke was brilliant. And accurate. Puerto Rican here.

    • @findingnory
      @findingnory 5 років тому +50

      Jlo did not...I repeat, did NOT like that joke lmao

    • @edgargomez66
      @edgargomez66 5 років тому +36

      JLO is a joke

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 5 років тому +44

      @Mike Simmons Puerto Rico isn't a country dumb ass

    • @789edw456in
      @789edw456in 5 років тому +11

      Mike Simmons puerto rico isn’t even a country

    • @moflataker
      @moflataker 5 років тому +38

      Mike Simmons Puerto Rico has been a colony of the US since 1898...

  • @rickwigington2771
    @rickwigington2771 5 років тому +869

    Damn, Aubrey never looked more gorgeous.

    • @michaelrichardgreene9654
      @michaelrichardgreene9654 4 роки тому +2

      I beg to differ: i0.wp.com/78.media.tumblr.com/731c6e39e12a8735390c49a760484d27/tumblr_onc1g8Up2n1r485ibo1_r1_540.gif?w=605&ssl=1

    • @xefiroth
      @xefiroth 4 роки тому

      I also beg to differ ua-cam.com/video/iu_US8onmCU/v-deo.html#t=8m27s

    • @oodoodoopoopoo
      @oodoodoopoopoo 4 роки тому

      Then you haven't seen her playing basketball.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 роки тому

      Wait a few minutes. She'll top even this.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 роки тому +1

      @@michaelrichardgreene9654 Tim Burton's biopic.

  • @commandercaptain4664
    @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому +63

    Dear Aubrey...
    HOST. EVERYTHING. EVER.
    Sincerely,
    Seriously...

  • @roksi2210
    @roksi2210 3 роки тому +303

    I love how everyone in the audience is clapping and smiling, but at the same time are scared to be roasted by Aubrey.

    • @pppr24_
      @pppr24_ 2 роки тому +1

      Mehh she s not Rick Gervais, i like her acting in movies, here is boooring.

    • @zoe-janesutherland4359
      @zoe-janesutherland4359 2 роки тому

      @@pppr24_ Not being like Ricky Gervais is a compliment to Aubrey. Ricky "All I can do is that fucking dance from The Office and tell cheap transphobic jokes, and don't complain about it to me as I'm a thin-skinned shitty comedian who can dish it out but can't take it" Gervais is for incels who laugh at LGBTQ+ people to feel better about their crappy lives.

    • @spitsoutfeathers9990
      @spitsoutfeathers9990 Рік тому

      and Aubrey can roast . .ohmy

  • @langdonulgar2185
    @langdonulgar2185 4 роки тому +592

    I love how Aubrey likes to start all her sentences with "oh my god"

  • @markschillat4180
    @markschillat4180 5 років тому +612

    I have a feeling that 2020 will be Aubrey's year. She already started out strong on Ellen and you can tell, that she's in a good mood and very motivated.

    • @mazs1123
      @mazs1123 5 років тому

      on Ellen? That's somehow an harbinger?

    • @joeycameron4744
      @joeycameron4744 5 років тому

      Maybe....her IMDB says she only has 3 projects this year...2 of which are voices for animated movies.

  • @susantsumatirames
    @susantsumatirames 5 років тому +859

    Forget snubs, Aubrey should've hosted this year's Oscars.

    • @kevinkuryshev6958
      @kevinkuryshev6958 5 років тому +24

      @Mike Simmons shut up mike

    • @mambakennythegoat2934
      @mambakennythegoat2934 5 років тому

      Who hosted this year?

    • @carlosparra8976
      @carlosparra8976 5 років тому +1

      No she shouldnt have

    • @miguelastor7269
      @miguelastor7269 5 років тому +6

      @Mike Simmons shut up mike

    • @susantsumatirames
      @susantsumatirames 5 років тому +3

      @Mike Simmons Oh thank you Mike. You're so kind and you could forsee. Mike i've been a fan and a follower of American film Industry from my childhood and been watching award shows my whole life.

  • @skitledrome
    @skitledrome 5 місяців тому +7

    cant go a month without watching this video.

  • @earlgray7003
    @earlgray7003 4 роки тому +149

    I just get the feeling that the words "Aubrey Plaza" and "Murder-Suicide" will someday go together.

    • @tplay7876
      @tplay7876 4 роки тому +15

      I think Aubrey would be pleased by this comment. xD

    • @animegalc4
      @animegalc4 3 роки тому +9

      Aubrey I know this is just you under an alias

  • @petertahoe
    @petertahoe 5 років тому +270

    AUBREY is a national treasure. My cheeks hurt from smiling so much.

  • @365saturdays
    @365saturdays 5 років тому +228

    She absolutely nailed this

  • @edwarddejong8025
    @edwarddejong8025 3 роки тому +69

    she' seems like a genuinely funny person. I love her comedy roles.

  • @dagietto4
    @dagietto4 3 роки тому +35

    The way she says "you think this town would love to pay two women one salary" and then stares directly into the camera kills me

  • @masterkl16
    @masterkl16 5 років тому +3532

    The Oscars: This year let's hire 10 mediocre hosts to guarantee 1 laugh from everybody.
    Spirit Awards: Let's hire 1 damn good host like we always do.

    • @emwungarand
      @emwungarand 5 років тому +7

      tbf, they had 2 hosts in 2017 and they weren't funny.

    • @freddytheplatypus826
      @freddytheplatypus826 4 роки тому +2

      @@emwungarand tbf, they had 2 hosts in 2018 and they weren't funny.

    • @0FFICERPROBLEM
      @0FFICERPROBLEM 4 роки тому +47

      Tbf Mulaney and Kroll are funny af

    • @sarabhowe
      @sarabhowe 4 роки тому +26

      emwungarand you leave john and nick OUT of this

    • @sarabhowe
      @sarabhowe 4 роки тому +14

      Freddy The Platypus john and nick are funny as fuck wth

  • @1kallay
    @1kallay 4 роки тому +221

    This monologue from one end to the other is bordering on genius.

  • @ferodrigues811
    @ferodrigues811 5 років тому +219

    She killed AGAIN

  • @boi529
    @boi529 4 роки тому +46

    It's scary how powerful she is

  • @TDItaly98
    @TDItaly98 4 роки тому +157

    If I had to sing in front of Idina Menzel I’d actually melt

  • @DAR-ew6xc
    @DAR-ew6xc 5 років тому +509

    That Nicholas cage comment was so underrated 😅

  • @Ernie1978
    @Ernie1978 5 років тому +181

    Aubrey was bloody awesome as host for the second year. And she has been outspoken of how much she loved Renée in Judy.

  • @musicfilmhead9051
    @musicfilmhead9051 5 років тому +140

    Her shout out to uncut gems made me love her even more.

  • @mikaelkhan5879
    @mikaelkhan5879 3 роки тому +10

    She's soo AWKWARD I FUCKING LOVE HER SOO MUCH

  • @yasso2031
    @yasso2031 10 місяців тому +4

    this is still one of my favorite Opening Monologues so good

  • @inkevinsworld
    @inkevinsworld 5 років тому +2263

    She could totally be poison ivy

    • @blue-phoenix115
      @blue-phoenix115 5 років тому +106

      Her personality totally fits the new animated version one.

    • @theadhi3216
      @theadhi3216 5 років тому +64

      She was great as the villain in Legion so she could do it.

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 5 років тому +15

      Omg, didn’t think of that!

    • @paulniles5444
      @paulniles5444 5 років тому +28

      She told Colbert she wants to be the new Catwoman! (Great vid on youtube) I think she fits that role too. I would like her to do either one.

    • @DarrenSemotiuk
      @DarrenSemotiuk 5 років тому +3

      You should apologize to everybody for triggering memories of Batman & Robin

  • @yellowcrocs9000
    @yellowcrocs9000 5 років тому +815

    ‘Keep that money faucet running would ya, we’re all counting on it’ 😂😂

  • @bridgetmurray1792
    @bridgetmurray1792 4 роки тому +99

    This was the most iconic and under-appreciated awards show monologue

  • @raymuniz113
    @raymuniz113 2 роки тому +24

    I can watch Aubrey Plaza for hours non stop. She’s hilarious!

  • @DrkPacific
    @DrkPacific Місяць тому +5

    I’m watching this for the first time. Holy shit I love her so much

  • @vincewest8858
    @vincewest8858 5 років тому +162

    Aubrey somehow gets more beautiful and funny every week

  • @Big253Time
    @Big253Time 5 років тому +353

    “Welcome to my comfort zone”

  • @whywouldyousaythat1253
    @whywouldyousaythat1253 5 років тому +55

    I never wanted this to end. I love Her so much.

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met 3 роки тому +79

    "You know what, today isn't about Scarlett Johnasson being with men who don't deserve her." Ba dum tss.

  • @drmouton
    @drmouton 3 роки тому +6

    Aubrey Plaza is just awesome. I had missed her monologue in 2020 and I'm glad to see it on UA-cam. Her timing and willingness to say anything to anybody is great.

  • @yepthatsme7097
    @yepthatsme7097 4 роки тому +389

    She’s so funny, she always looks like she’s uncomfortable 😂😂

    • @zxcvbnm6012
      @zxcvbnm6012 2 роки тому

      Are we watching the same person? To me she looks *so* comfortable it's as if she's doing this in her sleep.

  • @scrambledmegs2272
    @scrambledmegs2272 5 років тому +120

    Killed it again!

  • @muzzaball
    @muzzaball 4 роки тому +42

    She is just an absolute delight - and I am so happy that she is getting the recognition that she so rightly deserves. Well done AP.

  • @brianstoner2799
    @brianstoner2799 3 роки тому +46

    She is the last person on Earth I'd expect to host this show. But she's totally true to herself, even while she's singing/insulting people her eyes still have that wide-eyed, slightly insane look. Love her.

  • @juanhinojosa4532
    @juanhinojosa4532 4 роки тому +24

    She definitely is something else and I love every minute of her.

  • @redhood2394
    @redhood2394 5 років тому +151

    My heart melted when Audrey said “Boricua”
    Pa’ Lante Boricuas!

  • @MrGMovieReviews
    @MrGMovieReviews 5 років тому +69

    Still in love with her

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met 5 років тому +702

    "You know what today isn't about Scarlett Johansson being with men who don't deserve her."

    • @user-km9bx3gf3z
      @user-km9bx3gf3z 5 років тому +47

      Damn, I lost it. And she handled it well, that's cool of her

    • @Danuta628
      @Danuta628 5 років тому +2

      LOL too funny

    • @bigbootyjudy5858
      @bigbootyjudy5858 5 років тому +1

      @Lillian Tebbe think so

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 5 років тому

      Lillian Tebbe Duh!

    • @beee6634
      @beee6634 5 років тому +4

      Colin is too good for her so the joke is odd

  • @MahlonEdwards
    @MahlonEdwards 3 роки тому +13

    Aubrey Plaza is a national treasure. Simply and uniquely awesome.

  • @jakobhawkdennis9627
    @jakobhawkdennis9627 3 роки тому +55

    Cant believe this kind of fun stuff was exactly one month before Covid changed everything

  • @hopekeeley2122
    @hopekeeley2122 5 років тому +288

    I lost it at that marriage story joke

    • @osorineoguri
      @osorineoguri 5 років тому +3

      was it? lol i get it now

    • @deliman7203
      @deliman7203 5 років тому +10

      So was this a dis to Ryan Reynolds?..lol

    • @Yanni75
      @Yanni75 5 років тому +8

      @@deliman7203 Colin Jost too

  • @scouser2010ify
    @scouser2010ify 5 років тому +77

    It’s like she was made for this she fits the host role so perfectly it’s crazy

  • @drjwww
    @drjwww 5 років тому +310

    It's like Billy Crystal has regenerated into Aubrey Plaza, Doctor-Who-Style.

  • @gisforhungry
    @gisforhungry 4 роки тому +10

    Aubrey plaza hosting and her intro I swear is like a dream I’ve had. But also can she just host everything forever.

  • @mauryrosenbergsmusicchanne743
    @mauryrosenbergsmusicchanne743 4 роки тому +18

    She thanks the drummer and the dancers. What a considerate and funny host!

  • @quehzac4554
    @quehzac4554 5 років тому +45

    She's perfectly awkward and awkwardly perfect. 😍👏👏👏😍

  • @arlo247
    @arlo247 3 роки тому +41

    She is an absolute baller for this. 100%

  • @McEvoyBulldawgs
    @McEvoyBulldawgs 4 роки тому +27

    Aubrey is a massively underrated National Treasure. I need more or her on my screens!

  • @mcgeek4781
    @mcgeek4781 4 роки тому +24

    I’d like to take this moment to express my appreciation for her dancing and smiles between jokes. “Herman!”

  • @garyordo5131
    @garyordo5131 3 роки тому +4

    Aubrey Plaza for president! She got my vote.

  • @john_avernia
    @john_avernia 5 років тому +57

    Wow, she did a really good job.

  • @filmxedits4266
    @filmxedits4266 5 років тому +323

    the oscars found dead in a ditch

  • @ghorse2000
    @ghorse2000 4 роки тому +9

    OMG, this is so brilliant! Aubrey is a genius! And looked like it was mostly improvisational - wow, really impressive!

  • @gtrguy76
    @gtrguy76 4 роки тому +7

    She's brilliant! Beautiful, hilarious, sharp, no filter-lets it fly! Will watch anything she does😍

  • @HollyHargreaves
    @HollyHargreaves 5 років тому +43

    'Welcome to my comfort zone' I LOVE her. x

  • @Forty2Times
    @Forty2Times 5 років тому +2046

    If drugs were a person

  • @cgmr_pr
    @cgmr_pr 5 років тому +11

    LOVE HER! Boricua😍 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

  • @DeanRamsay-v5z
    @DeanRamsay-v5z 10 місяців тому +2

    Did she knock this one out of the park or what?
    After watching this I realized that Aubrey Plaza is a real star ⭐ and now forever will be in my mind this is addictive and intoxicating

  • @kiwiviking175
    @kiwiviking175 3 роки тому +5

    This girl is gold dust! Brilliant!

  • @damaniqphillip2756
    @damaniqphillip2756 5 років тому +76

    Love this woman

  • @abcun17
    @abcun17 5 років тому +7

    Love Aubrey Plaza! She was soo freaking good in "Legion"! That was right up her alley. I really want to see her in more work projects with producers and directors who know howbtjbusr her wide ranging talent.