Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5 Is PROOF D&D Are The WORST WRITERS In History
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- Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5 Was An Absolute Disaster That Without A Doubt Destroyed Any Dignity That Remained In The Series Dan Weiss & David Benioff Are The WORST Writers In Television History
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Bran is so dead inside because he seen the ending of the show
REIGN L. M. F. A. O.
wait till he gets elected king in the last episode ;)
Yeah... He can't even STAND it :D
Now it all makes sense. That's why he lives in the past now.
@@Andrei2patrU If he becomes king, I just hope he doesn't keep on going on saving mode every time everything is going straight to hell. "BRB, folks".
The Mountain was harder to kill than the night king.
not saying much. Jaime was harder to kill than the Night KIng
Also, he looked like a bloated baby.
@@user-qn7ty8ig7s yeah yeah yeah, everything sucks and is terrible blah blah blah
Dude, I would be happy if the mountain appeard behind the night king instead of Arya, with no valerian steel, just straight up mortal kombat for a good 10 mins, now that would be a good subvert of expectations
Sam tarley was harder to kill than the night king
Notice how Arya has not used her face changing powers all season.
She is a super-powered meta human now, so no need for face changes.
God Must Die what da fuq are you talkin about lmao
She kinda forgot.
@@TheDelethar She's super hero dude she can survive anything and do anything as shown in this season
She didn't use since she murdered all the Freys.
Also her whole point was about being excellent assassin which doesn't necessarily means she must be good in open combat. Why D&D made her super warrior I dunno. She didn't had the training everyone else had, but she can be them with ez.
Jon Snow's lines all over season 8:
I love you
You are my Queen
I don't want it
indeed such a shame
@@anomalyinc3239 I dun wuntitt
I think you mean "I dun wont eet"
Harrington's drinking starting to make more sense ....
Tbh as a real fan he quoted maester aemon‘s „love is the end of duty“ phrase tho ...that’s ...something ? Lul
The woman with short hair and her child had more screen time in episode 5 than Jaime and Cersei 🤦♂️
that's what you get when unionized stars demand pay per seconds of footage LOL
Ikr and I was so confused I thought they were gonna be important for something no they just died and I guess we were suppose to care about them 🤦🏽♂️
Brunette Ellen DeGeneres
It's called subverting
@Min Ex and you don't think D&D are there for every second of filming? They don't just sit at home after writing it and say crack on lads see you for the premier
Dumb and Dumber: *”Euron just kinda forgot about the dragon”*
Welcome to Game of Alzheimer's season 8 episode .... ehm... what episode was it again?
In the last episode Daenerys forgot that Euron's fleet & dragon slaying weapons exist... And in this episode Euron forgot (even if he killed one) that dragons exist...
he’s somehow able to dome Rhaegal 3 times in a row without missing a single shot curving the bolts around a mountain, but then, with hundreds of ships with the those bolts on them, and they literally cannot land a single shot on the drogon, sure buddy, makes sense
While Daenerys kinda forgot about the innocent people
22BCMF use your brain, he hit a dragon that wasn’t paying attention, then he missed a dragon diving down with the sun behind it at speed, doesn’t take a genius to work it out
watching people trashing GOT has become my weekly ritual this season.
YiFang Wooh that's what your generation gets off on , hating on cool shir we all enjoy. You're a bunch of feminine soy boys who's only form 9f testosterone is hate
Covfefe Hamberder no buddy , you're the whining ass loser
@@TheJester39 I agree, I think this episode was great storytelling.
@@luciusleft-foot2386 But she wanted to be with him. They married remember and she made Ned Stark to promise to him. They loved each other there was no kidnapping in the first place both of them was consensual. But others got the wrong idea, this is why battle immerged. I won't say it wasn't his fault but I can at least say it wasn't his intention.
😂😂😂😂 literarly the reason I still tune in HAHA
D&D: that’s the end of the Dothrakis.
Dothrakis In episode 5: oooolululululululu!!
Lmao
lol, a hoard of them came back in episode 3 you blind fuck
Hahaha so true :D
@@dabulls1gAll i saw was black in ep 3..
Check out how many are there in episode 6, just ridiculous!
I now understand why Bran lost all emotions and cares...he's been seeing this episode looping in his mind since like season 5 and he's not okay anymore...
He can’t see the future, only past and present
@@TheDelethar he can see bits of the future.
@@TheDelethar he saw drogon flying over Kings landing
Lol so true!!!! That’s why he’s living in the past, during the good seasons...
Gonna roll our eyes and leave now.
GoTS08 logic:
What is stronger than two dragons?
One dragon .
...
1 really *big* dragon
Same logic, apparently.
What is stronger than 1000 Scorpion weapons?
One.
🤣🤣🤣
One drogon*
But drogon is waaaaay bigger than viserion & rhaegal
The whole episode is a metaphor. The city and its people represent previous seasons and character development, logic and common sense, while Dany and Drogon represent D&D.
Idniilzo best comment I’ve seen today
Omg the names mach
Hahahahahaha
😂😂😂
Thats so right
I'm gonna forget season 8 ever happened like Dany forgot about the Iron fleet.
And her dragons (children) that died
And the whole game of thrones show ever started
Acting: 10/10
Directing: 10/10
Filming: 10/10
Writing: 1/10
Editing: 5/10
Writing: 0/10
Acting is more like 8
10/10??? just 1 stark man died in this episode and he killed by jon. I guess all the stark men, dothraki and unsullied are in the berserker mode or all lannister soldiers forgot how to use sword.
D&D : "While LANNISTER FORCES KINDA FORGOT ABOUT USING SWORDS""
Rick Hagemeijer and that’s the problem!
Tyrion - "Varys is a traitor, needs burning to death"
Tyrion 5 minutes later releases Jaime in a massive act of betrayal.
Haha so goofy
Varys wasn’t his brother. Jaime was the only person that ever really cared about him. Of course he is going to help him.
@@Urlastnerve Varys literally saved his life.
@@Urlastnerve Don't even try to defend it. Varys's death was the dumbest death of all 8 seasons.
I would have preferred.... Jon rats out Varys. Dany is standing with Drogon behind her facing the ocean which Varys has his back to. Right when Dany gives the "dracarys" order for Drogon to burn Varys, a fuckin mermaid leaps out of the ocean and protects Varys with a magical water orb which carries him back to the ocean to rule over his merpeople. Still a dumb death, but I at least would've laughed for two days straight.
@@Urlastnerve Seriously, don't even try to defend the direction that Tyrion's character went in. In any previous season, Tyrion would have had Varys smuggled out instead of presenting him to be burned to death.
The Mountain was a HELL of a lot tougher to kill than the Night King.
Only good thing in that episode from what I seen. Two brothers duking it out until the end.
@@notavailable8201 yeah and then instead of bothdying after that stab to the head.. hound jumps to his death with mountain.. really. Both of them dying would have been better.
Good point
@@casselscustom8922 it would have finished that arch of hate beautifully. Both fighting until their death. But sure he can knock that huge man through a wall after being beaten.... And willingly commit suicide... Yeah... 🤦🤦🤦🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@ladydie1234 And Arya could of just like stayed long enough to kill Cersei I mean all that training with No one to become top assassin wasted. Sure she killed the white walker King but the way it was handled could of been better. I mean her and Jon could of teamed up. All that build up to the white walker battle *poof* out the window. It's like the last Jedi when they thought killing Snoke was a good idea. Ironic it's the same guys D&D even worked on Wolverine Origins the guys that sewed Deadpool's mouth shut. I'm off topic but D&D need to slow the hell down they are butchering a lot of franchises when they rush things.
Uncle Benjen rides in at the last minute and takes the throne.
Yaah that could possibly happen ,,with these dumb and dumber writer..and they'll say "it didn't seem right to make anyone else sit on the iron throne""😂😂
But Benjen = Dario = Syrio = Euron = Ned Stark..
Benjen has an epic battle against Ser Pounce and is felled brutally. Ser Pounce takes the throne
Best coment
this'd be funny if it wasn't so possible at this point
Bran: I'm the most useless character this season...
Golden Company: Hold our elephants.
😂 unrated comment
And they will end up sitting that useless fool on the throne because that literally makes no sense and that's exactly how D&D roll.
this season? Bran was always useless and just an all round bad character, he should have just died after falling from the window
That hold our elephant reply just made me spit
Its getting ready to get worse
Killed Rhaegal to even the battle odds: Still a one sided massacre.
Of course, there is a reason why Dragons are so mighty. Harrenhall had scorpions too and couldn't defend itself because the dragons attacked like Drogon: Straight down from the sky
There still one episode left so if dany is going to be killed they need to even the odds
@@Halbarad3019 thats not true tough, harrenhal was built when the drafons werent a thing and ti was made with th esole purpose of being indestructible for infantry, butmthen aegon came with balerion the black dread, the biggest dragon ever seen, and destroyed it. Harrenhal was not prepared for the dragons. But i understand your point 👍
Miguel mitch Balerion
@@ozzma287 you right sorry
Jon Snow season 8 script:
1. She is my queen.
2. I don't want it.
we should drink for Everytime Jon says "sHe'S mY QuEeN"
From badass Azor Ahai, King of the North with an awesome Direwolf and a Valyrian steel Sword... to Dany's bitch whose little sister has to do everything for him.
And cersi is to look outside of window or balcony and get paid millions of dollars.
3. I bent the knee
This season must be the easiest for Kit Harrington to memorize his script. I don't blame him for being disappointed.
I love how they have to do a commentary at the end of each episode to defend their own crappy writing.
Notice the finale did NOT have a commentary!? Lol they couldn't explain any of that bullshit!
Ye
@@kellyrene1028 hahahahaha
And they look so fucking proud and confident, Weiss' goddamn shit eating grin, Benioff looking like he thinks he's the smartest boi around
Didn't DnD f up Comicon too? Can't find worse """writers""" than DnD!
The Unsullied randomly regenerating every episode is so insulting as if they thought we wouldn’t notice
Cathy Bull did you count them?
Lol the dothraki. Who were all on rhe front lines. :") why?
i could give a pass that maybe they had a garrison of men at dragonstone while they went north
So the dothraki xD
Never played civilization? if you leave your troops in a friendly tile they will regenerate.
I hate it when David Benioff always looks down when explaining things as if he's so deep in some intellectual thoughts
He can't make eye contact because he thinks people will see though his soul and release its filled with crap
Kebaburrito it’s because he’s lying and he knows they fkd up royally
I for one hate it when Dan cannot pronounce Missandei. Like how the fuck can he give so little fucks about the show that he can't even pronounce the names properly.
he is trying to look pretty... I HATE HIS CHEEKBONES
His face irritates me lol Like eric bana if eric looked 70 and was hit in the face with a bat.. and constantly looks like hes constipated.
HBO offered D&D 10 seasons, 10 episodes each but they refused and rushed it so they can wreck Star Wars.
Star Wars is already wrecked. There's nothing that can save that besides wiping Solo, Last Jedi and the back half of The Force Awakens.
Really, fuckin idiots, imagine how much more money they could of made, even from a financial POV these people are fuckin retarded
@@harrisonsloan6036 they're probably making more money. Bad writers, but probably not stupid being where they are in life. Making that decision is definitely financially influenced.
No that option was revoked once ATT took over HBO, they demanded costs be cut and GoT if I'm not wrong was the most expensive TV show ever, so instead of 30 more episodes they only had 13 to fill up with everything they had planned.
@@sirredofx587 No, 13 episodes to close out the show was D&D idea.
"Every time D&D writes a script the gods flip a coin and the audience holds their breath"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤
Catchy but not quite reality. It isn't sheer luck that D&D managed to somehow make Game of Thrones a great show at the forefront of TV audience's consciousness (it GoT wasn't good at all we wouldn't be having this conversation). They specialize in adapting existing materiel and completely implode once they have to make scenes from scratch. They suffer the FMA syndrome, where they overshot the books and couldn't replicate the writing to the conclusion. It's actually predictable what D&D scripts succeeds and which fails.
@@jeweldotson5578 christ, calm down. It's just a comment. I dislike season 8, but I am willing to defend D&D script writing during the first few seasons (unless you admit that GoT seasons 1-5 were crap). These guys would not be directing a TV show if it were truly a coin flip down to dumb luck or a random act of god, that is what I'm objecting to. Nothing more or less.
@@konkonart7128 Thats my fucking problem im talking about season 8 u can try to say "well oh i didn't know u was talking about season 8" but u fucking did then u come out of know where and attack my joke like im just fucking rageing on the show as a whole im mad at what happened too season 8 it was a great show and it didnt have to end like tht now its over and everybody will remember it as a 1 hit wonder a show tht ppl are gonna go like "Yea Got is great!...well expect for last season last season throws everything tht was forshadowed in seasons 1-6 if i was u buddy i would watch up to seven and imagine the rest" thats how this show is they bascly pulled a fucking walking dead on Game of thrones and u have the fucking nerve to defend them they dont know how to write scripts they proved that this season they rushed game of thrones so they can work on a fucking star wars trilogy fucking star wars man and u wanna come in here talking about some "thats catchy but not accurate they can write" bitch no please miss me with that if that was true then why was they nicknamed dumb and dumber in like what 2016? and they kept being called tht honestly thats there fucking name now dumb and fucking dumber there mothers should add that shit too there fucking birth certifiacte. But this is the last time im going to reply to u because you are rideing there dick hard asf man u just takeing both of them at the same dam time through the ass bruh im done im done im done im fucking done, Do u know what they said they was doing when the final episode dropped they said they was going to an island with ther wifes turning off all devices and takeing time off because they know they fucked up hope u enjoy ther star wars trilogy u fucking cunt
@@jeweldotson5578 you seem irrationally angry, perhaps you need a break from all things mass media. Anyway, there's nothing of worth to take away from this discussion, so let's end it here. We can agree to disagree.
I was surprised a *piano* didn't fall on Cersei and Jamie... or an ACME anvil
LOL
ACME brick instead
Beep Beep!!!
😂
I would have been more entertained HAHAHA!
Be afraid Star Wars fans, be very afraid.
I think many gave up after TLJ.
SW is already ruined so no one gives a fuck
Hey, KOTOR is what got me into SW, well I've just seen ASOIAF get butchered now it's time for knights of the old republic :( yay
@@andyv4585 No, even when one assumes, that Star Wars is "dead" because of the shit show called episode 8, the franchise could always be revived with one good movie. But a terrible movie by dumb&dumber would not only destroy this chance of a revival it would also be like playing with a corpse and urinating on it. It's just disgusting.
So no, a terrible Star Wars movie by these two atrocious writers would be another catastrophe despite the damage that was already delt by "The last Jedi"
@@DerEuropaer you're assuming the SJWs at Disney will actually allow a good movie. the last 2 Marvel movies are proof Disney has gone all in with the SJW crap and fucking idiots will still eat it up and hand them billions
Bricks killed more main characters than the Night King :):)
Mats Krane lolololol TRUTH! The rocks are the real Heroes
What??? OMG, you’re right. 😭
Seen this same comment a thousand times. You can't come up with something clever on your own?
@@ballen205 i dont think he is trying to be clever, rather he is helping to spread the painful truth
@@ballen205 1000 times, still funny and true tho
Script for Jon : Say just "My Queen" and try to kill a dragon with the help of yelling.
Script for Daenerys : Get mad for 1 day, kinda forget about your enemies' fleet and try to use as much as possible fire for epicness.
Script for Tyrion : Stop being a smart.
Script for Bran : Be useless, don't have emotions and say just bullshit.
Script for Arya : Don't die and all time save ass of Westeros in the last moment.
Script for Cersei : Look at King's Landing from a window.
Script for White walkers : Don't kill main charachters.
Script for Night King : Lose your first battle against stupid humans and be killed by little girl.
Script for Golden Company : Be more useless than Bran.
Script for Dragons : Reduce your damage and invulnerability in Ep. 4 but in Ep. 5 increase it.
Script for D&D : Ruin this show as much as you can.
Script for sansa:
Wait where did she go?
Y’all are dumb all Jon ever cared about was stopping the night king. He even swore a vow and he was raised by Ned so he keeps his vows. On top of that he is in love with Daenerys and that is his last remaining family besides Sansa bran and Arya. Jon is trying to keep the peace, it’s not bad writing. He is stuck between honor, and love. All this stuff has been foreshadowed
Tyrion has been through a lot his logic, has turned into emotion which makes sense. It’s part of the character development. He is a Lannister at heart and kings landing has been his home for many years, he is in more pain then anyone
@@enkiigigi7647 how about dany? She lost 2 dragons, lost her most loyal follower, lost her best friend, lost half of her army, just to get hate and disbelief from everyone else
@@enkiigigi7647 So that also explain no logic in half of the scenes, dumb script and battle in 3rd episode where they should have been defending instead of attacking head on. After actually saying in previous episode "We can't beat them in a straight fight." It is a proof of brilliant writing indeed :D
Cersei's death was so anticlimactic we didn't even get a damn interaction between Cersei and Dany after she killed her best friend and dragon, all this just to get crushed by rocks. Maybe the rocks were azor ahai
Agreed I was really hoping we would get a scene with Daenerys executing Cersei. Also felt Varys execution lacked any sort of emotional impact. There was a lot of potential there for him to speak truly to Daenerys about why he did what he did and how he's seen Daenerys changing since he met her. He could have had some prophetic last words but nope he just dies in silence. I've realized at this point that D&D are avoiding powerful dialogue scenes because they don't know what to make the characters say, so they just resolve things with anti-climactic deaths that leave the viewer ultimately unsatisfied.
Why would Azor ahai kill Cersei? I'm annoyed that either Jaime or Tryion didnt strangle her to death. Like its prophesied.
it makes sense that cersei died like this. daenerys doesnt deserve a confrontation. she decided against one, when she started burning innocent ppl instead to go directly to cersei ...
Exactly, Cersei's death was so stupid she should of went out fearless while being executed, her death was anticlimactic.
This got me good
Every time D&D write a story the script flips a coin....
Too bad that coin is a double sided coin that calls shit everytime.
@@gahmivolka jajaja
And if it lands on 'good writing', they flip again!
Savage 🤣🤣
@@gahmivolka hahaha that's gold (all pun intended)
D&D must be immortalized as the ones that ruined the Legacy of Game of Thrones.
A cultural phenomenon to be talked about for ages is destroyed by mediocre work of those two.
Bunch of greedy sellouts.
youre a fucking moron
Shawn T found the alt...
Bonnie Archie what exactly are you talking about because sopranos was phenomenal.
And now they're going to destory star wars even more....if thats even possible
the fact that they’re doing star wars next... the last jedi will be a fan favorite as far as writing goes once D&D is done with their version of star wars. they’re gonna butcher it just like they did with GOT. i mean for fucks sake they copy and pasted most of the books for the first 5 seasons, and then they were given the rest of the story. i mean it would have taken effort to fuck this up. this just shows that without a fully formed source material, these guys can’t write for shit.
Fun Fact: Walder Frey has more significant kills then the night king. 👉🏻🤔
The Night King himself only killed Theon and the Three-Eyed Raven in the entire series if I remember correctly
A boar has more significant kills than the night king.
@@megamovieman101 The night king also killed one of Dany's dragons
@@megamovieman101 Theon was harder to kill than the Night King.
Jon: we're northerns, we have honor!
Greyworm: *Y E E T*
Northerns: COWABUNGA IT IS
iHPanda yeah idk how they didn’t listen to him if he’s apparently more respected than dany. She’s so worried that the westerosi will abandon her for him bc they adore him yet his words and values mean nothing to them???
@@possiblymaybe6711
one northerner: "rapey time!! YEET YEET!"
Jon: DO NOT RAPE!
one northerner: "FUCK YOU KING OF THE NORTH! ITS RAPEY TIME!! YEEEET!!"
LMAO
Greyworm is by far the most badass war criminal in the show. That dude whips and naenaes those troops with 0 trouble.
nope
Guys, give the writers a break. They only had tons of good will, millions of dollars, and multiple years to create the final season.
They are getring paid. And they should do the best.
You forgot drugs. They truly must've been smacked off their tits to think they could continue GRRMs work.
hellatze lol
Frank Possible yeah you cant give them all the shit, it was a terrible episode but grrm has been trying to wrap up the story for 9 years.
They're literally skipped one year for us to wait for the final season and this is what we get. I'm surprise that people said that we have movie length episodes, only to realize the thirty minutes are just for the writers to explain their bullshit.
...I've never signed a petition to remake a season before today.
Joshuahuk or to get them kicked off star wars
Shit have them start a go fund me to reshoot the whole season.
@@kbarriosrox i would be down for that. i wish someone would!!!
good luck with that lol. HBO allowed D&D to continue with the show even tho they wanted to finish the show with fewer episodes. If that doesn't say you're burned out I don't know what does. Futhermore, Why would u seemingly give showrunners so much power when the property isn't even theirs? So my question is, if HBO passed on giving the show to a different showrunner when they had the chance, what makes you or anyone think that a petition would matter now? lol
@@chuckandimeforeve It gives GRRM a morale boost after seeing his work decimated. HBO are concentrating on the prequels now so they don't care. Of course they won't remake it... But I hope it sends the message quite decisively that rushing the finale of popular TV shows leads to career suicide.
D&D: we thought about Jon killing the NK but it just didn't feel right....
Yea it's called making sense...
I wouldn't even say it was Jon not killing the Night King. Although his ENTIRE story has been stopping him, I would say it's more the fact he literally contributed nothing towards it actually happening, instead he is left to cower as a Dragon hurls flames at him. It's a huge insult, that he doesn't get to even touch sword with NK.
It could have been written in a way where Jon actually fights NK but is getting overpowered and THAT's when Arya makes her move. That would have given Jon his epic fight, made NK seem formidable, enforced the Stark bond and still gave Arya the prophecy.
Let's also remeber that he was brought back by the lord of light for this purpose, supposedly...
@@yoruageha according to who?
He was brought back for SOMETHING. That could have been killing the Night King, it could have been forming the alliance with Daenerys and her armies, without which they would have lost. It could have been him stopping Dany going murderragekillmessiahconquest...
I like the idea that Jon should have had a direct one on one fight with the Night King, maybe getting his ass handed to him a bit, THEN Arya comes in out of nowhere saving Jon and ending the Night King.
Meh.
@@FrayAdjacentTX or Jon immune to the fire slaying a zombie dragon would've been sick as hell to see with proper lighting.
When I die, I want D&D to lower me into my grave, just so they can let me down one more time.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Demmmm
And your coffin lands on its side. F*cken d&d.
And they will probably just fumble you like a ball...
Kit Harington: “disappointing.”
Yes Kit, disappointing. Disappointing indeed.
That wasn't Kit, right? I think that was the guy who played Robb.
@@Arphemius it was kit
@@aaronb2334 Oh, you're right. Well that's even worse, he's still involved in the production! You usually wouldn't be able to get an actor to criticize a project they're working on or have worked on very recently if their life depended on it.
P.S. I'm not crazy though, right? He does look a bit like Richard Madden in that interview, doesn't he? For the sake of my sanity, lie if you don't think so.
@@Arphemius uhhhhhhhhh.... YEAH! Lol. The haircut definitely throws one off
Epically disappointing
Emilia Clarke sounds like D&D are holding her family hostage when she declares, "Best season ever!"
susie red LMFAO she was reading a cue card with a gun to her head 🤣🤣🤣
She cant bash the show cuz of her contract unfortunately
Did you ever see The Act of Killing? Her expression reminds me of that guy who is telling the story of his stepdad being murdered to members of the same death squads who killed him
True that. In her latest Vanity Fair interview though she did say that this whole turn fucked her up knowing that this is how people would remember Dany, implied 'as a crazy mad queen villain'. I honestly feel so bad for her. They did you dirty, Em, you deserved better.
Check the Dinklage clips. They're even better
Actors were great, Directors were awesome. And I really liked Djawadi's music this season. Too bad the writing is so terrible.
Shut up
Djawadi never disappoints and the actors did good with the garbage script given to them, but absolutely every other aspect was garbage.
@@adamsmith5171 stfu
Dany kinda forgot that she didn't come to be the queen of the ashes
Well when she arrive she saw cheaters everywere. Burn them all.
She's making sure Jon will be King of the ashes
Same way she kinda forgot about the iron fleet.
GSS holy shit this is way better than what they did good job mate 👏🏻
Dany kinda forgot what bells were
*While Daenerys kinda forgot about the innocent people*
"... they certainly won't forget about her." What hacks for writers these guys! LOL
Fuck them people 😂 she did good 💯
@@236kbomb I hope ya joking
Daenerys might just have early onset dementia.
@@jordanintheflesh2589 I hated episode 3 and 4 but really loved that twist and I am nearly sure that Martin had it in mind too. If we didn't had that, it would have been good vs evil. It was so nice to see a "good" character turn into a mad one. And Daenerys had any right to get there. Everyone she loved dyed or turned against her
When Jaime said "I never cared about the innocents" I lost it
Yeah, another great example of another character whose development got fucked this season.
The Graduates ya in season 4 he said he saved half a million and reason for killing the mad king. but he changed from trying to kill bran. To be a honorable man who went north to his certain death to keep a promise. But for no reason changed his mind because subversion.
@@james-if8yi
I take zero issue with is Jaimies "ruined" redemption arch. GRRM said that the only thing worth writing about is the human heart in conflict with itself. Wheres the most conflict: a bad guy becomes a good guy, OR a guy realises that he has a monster inside of him and he loves another monster and he desperately tries to better himself because of this but in the end he can't because we dont choose who we love? Jaime isn't bad or good, he is a character who's heart is in conflict with itsel
Jakob Werme but he realized Cersei was a monster and walked out on her at end of season 7 which showed he was done with her. He still loved her but he knew that he couldn’t watch her kill millions of innocents to die with her for a final fuck you to Danny.
@@theoutsider8745 Because characters have to have redemption arks fulfilled. It's called tragedy. It's existed for quite awhile.
Mountain goes complete batshit and doesn't give a shit about Cersei when he sees the hound.
Mountain in S7 sees hound and is completely docile.
Wat
Maja Henriksen Yup.
The mountain survived thousands of pounds of rubble falling on him and was cutting clean through stone
Sandor put up a fight
Slowmo that’s stupid
D&D kinda forgot about that scene in season 7.
The mountain kinda forgot how much he hated the hound
If danny could destroy the whole iron fleet...
why did she allow misandei to be captured in episode 4?
well danny kinda forgot....
She developed a new attacking strategy. Attacking straight down from the sky is how she can't get shot by scorpions
Halbarad3019 very clever
She destroyed the fleet, but there were not that many scorpions... not even 5 with people to use them.
@@dch6144 Yeah but there's also like 20 or more of those things on the city wall and they fire maybe 1 time in all of episode 5?
phew, what a show.
@@Halbarad3019 but other ships were still able to shoot in her general direction though when she did that. Didn't make much sense to me how the plot armor turned on at that point.
Arya: I've been waiting my whole life to kill Cercei, traveled thousands of miles, and now she's in the same room.
Hound: Eh maybe you shouldn’t
Arya: Ok.
This show is ass lol
GSS If only they had the balls to have any kind of ending close to this
If she waited just 30 seconds, Cersei comes to her... whole thing is beyond stupid.
When you think about it, she really hadn't been waiting her whole life to kill Cercei. At most, a few years which is why the Hound was so desperate to try and stop her. He TRULY had been living his whole life in search of revenge for what his brother did to him and he's seen what it's done to him, not wanting that for a girl he started to care about. He was telling her that she's really too young to know what it's like to just give up your life for the sake of revenge. They could've done it better but yeah, that's what I got from it.
It's like they can't decide on a what Arya's character should be. Badass remorseless assassin or frightened little girl. It makes absolutely no sense that she would abandon her life's goal when she was so close to succeeding.
After that, let's watch 30 minutes of Arya stumbling through a Michael Bay disaster film with a plot armor maxed out. Cool.
HBO Offered D&D 10 episodes for this season and they chose to just do 6... Let that sink in
well they did do it. Just not very well
Well, fuck, 4 extra episodes just seems like work, to me.
They're clearing rushing things out to the finale.... The books aren't finished but if we were to Follow the books and write the Screenplay it'd take 10 more years and Actors don't live out forever.... Sure it's a burden for all the people involved but they're doing a shit job Like Crafting a Mug made of Gold but with holes in it.
This season has barely two episodes worth of story. Max three. Everything else is just fillers.
Well, D&D kinda forgot about it
I think even Twilight is a better love story than Jon&Dany
Never saw it and you might be right.
It felt it was just a forced relationship just to make fans happy. It wasn’t needed. They could’ve just simply be good friends.
It's a shity book but it took like 5 books to show us Twilights relationships & D&D expects us to believe Jon and Daenerys are in love after what? a season and a half?
@@hodzal5258 3 episodes.
Cersei tip toeing away from clegane bowl was the funniest thing ever.
This?
ua-cam.com/video/vn5wloyBHnA/v-deo.html
Meh.
This episode was such a meme it's like they were just trying to be funny.
it would be funny if she wasnt sure about whether hound would hurt her or not but thats not the case, so not that funny and definetely not the funniest thing ever
HILARIOUS!!
@@bornslippy9109 Lol! Ok, thanks for your humorless insight. Did you at least think the part was funny when Jaime waved his golden hand in the air like he was trying to get the bartender's attention in a crowded club? Or do you just have no sense of humor whatsoever?
Q: Where was Bran Stark during the penultimate show of the GOT series?
A: Warging into bricks to kill Cersei & Jamie Lannister 🧱
Or warging into the characters' minds as they either act crazy or act dumb all of a sudden.
He is being playing this video game in this entire series.
(Raven flight simulator)
SunnyD they are going to teleport him down to The capital so he can rebuild and take the Throne. 🤷🏻♂️
FINALLY! ANSWERED MY QUESTION
My previously favourite character, Jamie, died and I didn't give a shit
I celebrated when I thought Euron killed him.
He died to me in the moment he banged Brienne.
Douglas Sirk that’s so cynical and eye opening to what kind of people D&D are. I love dark stories but this is all seemingly turning into a complete waste of time
Idk if I see it as a “redemption arc” personally. Sure he was chased out by Cersei, but he did betray her and he wanted to keep his promise to fight for the living. Once that was over, there was no point of sticking around. Such it would’ve been nice to see a redemption arc but I sorta find him coming back to her more in character for him. He loved her his whole life, he fathered 4 kids with the woman, one still coming. It makes sense he came back.
@@MortenErCrazy In comparison to pretty much most of the characters Cercei is not that evil
I can't believe these two dudes made a lot of money writing the ending of the series. The made of game thrones LAME OF THRONES, and the worst ending ever
Watch King's Landing be totally fine next episode like nothing ever happened, and 50% of the people still alive.
I swear to fuck... if the Iron Throne and the throne room are still intact I will lose my mind.
totally. i would guess more than 50%..
"we kind of forgot we destroyed kings landing"
Can we just do season 8 again? Like nothing ever happened?
I know, right!? Based on the previews for the next show, the unsullied ranks are magically back up to strength and you see dothraki as if nothing happened so yeah, that's a fair assumption.
"We kinda forgot what Story Arcs are, so we drew circles.."
Oh jesus 😂😂😂
At least ramin djawadi is doing his job correctly
Lefa Fall yesssss! The music from the long night was perfect.
And the actors, and Miguel Sapochnik, and the cinematographers, and the directors (not D&D), basically everything that isn’t D&D.
and cameron stone
John Smith I saw his name at the beginning credits.
And yes Miguel Sapochnik is a great director! He did one of the True Detective episodes in season 2 that was one of the best ones.
The cinematography is phenomenal. D&D have all the makings and set up to do great things and instead they shit on us.
Except the writers everyone did a great job. Even Emilia i hope her career is not gone by the hatred she is going to get now.
I liked Daenerys as a character honestly, I thought she had her flaws and made some bad decisions, but could understand where those were coming from. She did things she believed were for the greater good, as well as her own benefit, which is also fine.But come on, the girl who spent most of her time and used up her resources to free half the continent, raising a solid council around her full of noble and great people, suddenly feels like killing innocent people for no fucking reason what so ever? What kind of backass plot twist is that, if she got power hungry (which wtf would she, she was 10x times powerful like a season ago when she had 3 dragons, all of her army etc) and wanted revenge on the Cersei, wouldn't she just focus everything into going for her? Destroying the keep, feeding her to her dragon or whatever. But nah, she puts her revenge on the side for a sec, while doing the more important thing to her- burning innocent people to a crisp.
I've never seen such bad writing in my entire life, this is a new low.
You forgot Euron can also hide his thousand ships behind a rock so well even someone on a dragon above him cant see them. :D
He was hiding behind the air
HE WAS UNPLOTTABLE
It actually only have been a few ships not all of them.
CREEEEEED!
@@yrQmem it was 11.
11 large ships, in open water, in broad daylight, with black sails. They're stick out like a sore thumb. Keep in mind, the balista fire straight, so for Euron to have hit the dragon, they would have HAD TO BE IN LINE OF SIGHT OF EACH OTHER.
Yet somehow, Euron was able to see and target the dragon, way up in the sky, before Dany and the two dragons could see his dozen large ships(each one bigger than a dragon), spread out in a huge group, right down directly in front of her, from the air.
Dumb and dumber are just awful writers.
D&D: Well we kinda forgot about respecting the characters developpement, the lore and also good writing.
And the functioning of Scorpions.... What tf was that....The teaser showed us Euron being shocked after looking into the sky.... Many speculated there'd be not one but Many dragons which made him shit his pants... And some theories were Drogon is pregnant.... Even if the Dragon was pregnant or has laid eggs It'd obviously take TIME for the small dragons to grow up... Anyways, I personally thought tho how ridiculius it'd be that Drogon had wore an Armor of something like Lost Valarian steel or Dragonstone but nah.... Drogon here got to Lvl. 100 Mafia Boss with Superb reflexes and Unlimited Ammo just doesn't make sense why couldn't he had done this shit already... Oh let me guess Consistent writing isn't known by Dumb and Dumber
Y'all might think "oh the ScOrpIoNs require time to reload" Explain me how Euron consecutively hit Rhaegal 3 frickin times
@@saumitjin5526 Cause the show has thrown all logic out the window and characters are dying strictly at the most convenient possible times for the show while meanwhile surviving all the other most ridiculous situations. One huge problem I had with certain of the battles we've seen this season is how they'll show a character like being pummeled by 10 enemies and in a hopeless situation, then it cuts away to another thing, and you're like "OK when we see them again we'll see how they get out of that I guess!" Nope. When we see the characters again they're just fine or are in a different predicament altogether. Characters do die, but only the ones who have no purpose to fulfill anymore. I think if Tormund was just gonna survive only to be sent North of the Wall again, along with Ghost FFS, IMO they should've killed them instead. In a heroic way that breaks your heart because it's Thrones goddamnit. It'd have given more weight to the whole thing.
Saumit Jin for that the fleet had multiple scorpions lined up
”Jamie kinda forgot about being a complete twat.” That felt like the entire reasoning for him leaving Winterfell and dying in Cersei’s arms.
So, you are a Game of Thrones fan?
No. I'm something else now.
The Expanse.
@@rcola6235 What are you talking about? That's Bran's line.
Mostly I live in the past
@@brendenm9392 Mostly
@@leonardshelby2878 Who fookin cares now.
David Benioff: "Hey Kit, here's the script for season 8"
Kit Harrington: "I don't want it."
Benioff: "Ah I see you have your lines memorized"
Harrington: "No I'm talking about your script. I don't want it. I never have".
20,000 troops in the Golden company. Oh, so that’s who the 50 men outside of Kings Landing were
Don’t forget there like super elite special forces
RIGHT! I thought the same thing, like cerci got ripped off if she paid for 20,000 men and got 50 wtf
and yeah Cerci just stood there doing nothing, no scout, no plan, nothing at all...
The CGI budget is for a ridiculous overabundance of dragon fire for no fucking reason. Not for troops or Ghost. "Stay there wolfy! It's more powerful if I stare at you and walk away! My love knows no bounds. It's why I'm going to let the woman I love have one emotionless kiss on the lips before I let her devolve into despair and poorly written madness."
Don't forget those 1000 ships of Eurons fleet.... looked about 30 to me
The Dragon fire made shit of the city, but back in episode 3 Jon hid behind a rock while the Dragon was attacking him
?????
That's some good writing right there
Dragon fire doesn't melt stone beams. The Burning of Kings Landing was an inside job.
Builder bran built winterfell with flex tape
Yep, an ice dragon didn't manage to break a rock when he was able to did it for the northen wall ^^
that is no simple rock Jon is behind... IT... IS... A... PLOT ARMOR ROCK!
@@TheAdamisgay This is brilliant. You are a wonderful human being for coming up with it.
Arya and Cercei were 1 room away from each other and then D&D are like "Arya kind of forgot what Cersei did to her familly"
Everyone complains but will still watch the finale episode 😂 no one apparently pays attention to detail. This isn't a Disney tv shows folks.
@harrythebarry I don't know about that, Disney is the pinnacle of dumb and predictable.
@ottens10000 "it's not about logic, it's about sending a message"
Everything burns
Cersei's death could not have been more poorly written, literally can't think of a more cop out, absolute bull shit way for them to do it. Everyone's death this season has been pretty underwhelming and poorly written, but my God every single game of thrones fan has been eagerly awaiting to see how Cersei is going die, who's gonna get to pull the trigger aka swing the sword or say the phrase "Dracarys", we're wondering if her death is going to be a big public event (which imo it ABSOLUTELY should have been, YES the most public execution game of thrones has ever done. It should have been Jon chopping her head off while Arya stabs her in the gut, and the Drogon breathes the biggest fire ball ever onto a headless corpse just for pure comedic purpose at that point.. FUCK THESE 2 hack writers this entire season has sucked ass, they've ruined characters that have taken multiple seasons to build up certain personalities, some that have taken turns for good or bad during that time, some with stories of great redemption, and just within a few episodes completely fucked them up their anus so far that whatever went up their anal cavity is now sticking 5 feet out their mouth
@@m310x If you think this has a happy ending . . .you haven't been paying attention . . .
7:39 Not only build 1000 ships in a week, he does it on an island chain known to have no trees...
Respawning trees just like the Dothraki and Unsullied
I completely agree it's all garbage, however why didn't they attribute Kings Landing desert to helping Euron's fleet? It's like they had some ideas and then just got too fucking cross faded to care about it and took as many shortcuts as possible. What the utter fuck
They had two goddamn years to write this.
@Knasterreal1 The fuck? He's right. They took an extra year to finish production. Without a doubt, they had more time to develop the script this time around yet still it's worse than season seven's script.
They had longer than that, HBO was willing to give them as much time and as many more seasons as they needed to wrap up the show but NO, D&D rushed the fuck out of it and ruined the show
Yup and bombed it
@@trendkill3333 were they just tired of writing for the show or something? Jesus
Nope
just simple and pure incompetence and disregard for the whole thing
Benioffs father used to work bush jr.....just saying....... *INCOMPETENCE* .... runs in the family.
Kit Harrington: “Disappointing”
LOL. Kit just couldn’t keep up the act any longer. He had to let it out. I don’t blame him!
Ok kit, for this season, you're gonna do that brooding thing you do and just say "She is my queen." "I don't want it." You're not gonna kill the Night King, you're not Azor Ahai, you were resurrected for no reason. You're gonna dismiss your Direwolf for no reason, your Dragon is gonna die without you even able to see it and Arya is gonna steal all your thunder. Enjoy!
The on line in the script for jon snow you are my queen
Stannis: "You've just now discovered these fools can't write well?"
D&D: "Who of us you think would make a better writer?"
Stannis: "Any of of you, even the cook."
@@prodigalsonofsuns Good one. lol
Ahh. I miss Stannis.
Showfags defended the show when they butchered Stannis, and started butchery in season 4. Now I laugh at them (especially Dany fans).
@@MisterHeroman Things started to fall apart after they started diverging from the books. They should have just made the show after the books were all done that way they could have just followed the real story.
And somehow, someone put these guys in charge of the next Star Wars trilogy? God help us.
now let's be fair, these guys are pretty good at adapting existing material to TV. Game of Thrones wouldn't be in it's current position if seasons 1-5 was trash, it's after they had to make up new material (using the bare bones outline provided by the original author) that the writing took a nosedive. This isn't a disagreement with you, a new Star Wars trilogy without any concrete source material to build off of is outside these guys expertise and by the looks of it will crash and burn. These guys do one thing and one thing well, trying to make them work outside that one thing will end in disaster.
Agreed yyuuukk !
@@konkonart7128 I heard they're going to -cover- destroy the Revan Arc.
I did not just wait 8 years to watch Cersei die from construction...
Lmao
Fam!!!
From construction? Or from dany literally bringing down the castle the symbol of Cersei's entire power down upon her?
@ChildishDanbino OMG shut up!! it was stupid just like the magic horse for Arya stupid or her not killing Cersei when she is literally around the corner, stupid!!! The hell she go through all that trouble gathering an army if one dragon can do all this damage, stupid!! Along with a whole other stupid shit so STFU!
@@worldlfree she went through gathering an army because even if she were to burn the army to claim the throne there could have always been additional troops and an army is helpful to rule. Second she probably already knew the damn power of her dragons. She had jorah and barris tan who likely told her stories of her homeland and of the dragons strength as well as her brother and illiryo. Third the placement of her leaving is stupid but for the girl consumed with grief leading to hate and anger partnering with the man filled with hate and revenge and they each finding peace through eachother and the hound truly helping arya is a great closure to both arcs. Yes I would have liked to see arya kill Cersei but it would have been too obvious.
Why is Arya getting so much screentime anyway? And in other episodes they cut the most interesting conversation ....
Hey we are going to make long episode!!
Lets just have Arya running around then
Nobody cares about the worthless mob in Kings landing while we care about Arya so it dramatized the sack of Kings landing more..
Because Game of thrones is about Arya. She is by now the only main character.
So much slow mo in that arya scene i thought i was watching a zack snyder movie.. 😂
Lord Amraphel dude get a fucking life. Even better, go get yourself some pussy. You won’t be so upset all the time
The one thing this season did well was make me not care about how it will end.
So true lol. I was imagining how heart broken i will be after season 8 before season 8 and now i am actually happy and don’t even care how it ends lol
It's like a car crash.
I think GRRM slowed down his writing just to prove the early success was due to his writing and not due to Douchebag and Douchepump.
anon mouse absolutely.
Honestly, this is more entertaining than the show.
+10 agreed
Lol I agree
Fuck no.
Fuck yes
It totally is nowadays.
Daenarys just kinda forgot about cersei. She was really mad at the innocent people
Bryce Long I had an opposing thought I'm not sure I agree with that none of those citizens are innocent because of the way they turn on their leaders and are so stupid. Kind of like how stupid society is today and sometimes it makes me think that they deserve what they get because they refuse to think. Yet there were children so no
omg, nailed it.
@@Oddbisket To be fair, they don't have much say in anything, and they don't exactly have a good source of news, just rumors and whatever their leaders tell them.
Bryce Long hahaha
@@Oddbisket populations being stupid is a given. Either you care for dumb populations or you don't care about any population.
I've watched more hours of UA-camrs dragging GOT than actual hours of Game of Thrones and it's been far, far more enjoyable.
Yes I told my friend the real got s8 episodes are the UA-cam videos & comments. I have 4/5 channels I always watch after ep for the next two days while driving or eating lunch. So cathartic. Got s8 is true blessing haha
My Friends: Seven Seasons: “You have to watch GoT, it’s so epic!”
Me: Seven Seasons:
Season Eight: Episode Three to Present
Me: “You have to watch the criticism of GoT on UA-cam, it’s so epic!
My Friends:
I didnt even bother watching after episode 3. I just wait for youtube massacre.
I find the rants and how they could write it way better funny as hell. If any of these experts could write these shows better they would and have there own TV show and writing them. I don't like all the decisions made but am not going to make a video bitching about it.
Same
Euron could not fast travel because jaime was nearby.
The writers took an arrow to the knee.
@@pagesinked more like a frying pan to the skull!
Correct! Can't fast travel during a mission.
@@sketchybehavi0r nonono, as elder scrolls clearly states since oblivion: "you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby" and since euron wasn't quite dead yet jamie couldn't rest and heal himself, or fast travel to cersei, it's all in the game logic... ,-)
XD
"Hi, I'm a faceless man. I'm going to walk in through the front gates looking like who I actually am- a prominent wanted figure of the enemy army."
"and tell my real name too and that I want to kill the queen"
Hadent even thought about it😂😂
Don't forget Jamie trying to walk through the lines with his goldenhand on and no glove. Or Jon Snow attacking a city without a helmet. Or Grey Worm, who like all unsullied wear helmets not wearing a helmet while sieging a city with defenders on the wall above him. Or Tyrion, with a huge bounty on his head and the most easily identified person in Westeros wandering the streets of kings landing with no sword, shield, escort or protection during a war. The utter stupidity is beyond comprehension.
The guy they spoke to was on their side. He looked like a knight of the Vale.. I think she gave her real name because they all know that Arya Stark is the hero of Winterfell... If the girl who killed the night King tells me she's going to kill the queen, I'd let her through.
@@walkertemple9694 Lmao And a lowly guard wouldn't try to turn her in for glory and money? She happens to come across the one guy who doesn't want money? That's even more stupid then.
Like one guy said: The bricks kill more important characters than the Night King.
Good.
@@mickeye6428 no it's not good. That's called bad writing. Not to mention the show means nothing now. They ruined the white walkers, jon snow, Daenerys, Jamie and bran.
@@SuperVoidBoyz You can add Tyrion, Varys, Arya, Bronn, and Ghost to that list hahaha.
@@byronsmith3152 yeah I can agree to that too. Especially Arya because of her plot armor. Like that shit is like minecraft modded obsidian armor at least.
@@byronsmith3152 Littlefinger, Greyworm and The Hound also come to mind. Not to mention their despicable waste of the Tyrells.
2 years. Only 6 episodes. And they give us these?
Merry Christmas
@Shadow9220 look at the quality of these 6 episodes can you imagine how terribly bad 10 episodes would have been plot and story wise?
gursimran sandhu and ethan j athunici worst writers ever.. remember these 2 script writers that destroyed GOT
lol...I expected garbage and they exceeded my expectations and served up flaming hot steaming piles of garbage!
Black Sails!!
Fire those guys.
Make a new season
"Season 8 was all a dream/Brans vision of a possible future"
"a vision if bad writers were in charge of the show"
Good idea man
The darkest timeline.
Hmmm... maybe instead of immediately executing Missandei in front of the Dragon Queen with the weapon-of-mass-destruction and a family history of madness, Cersei should've chained Missandei to the Red keep as a safe guard against an attack from Daenerys. 🤔
Unfortunately for us, you're much smarter than the actual writers of the show
Shit that's a good point.
Also...the group of people standing within ballista shot of the gate, Cersei could've just opened fire and killed them all. Why would she care what anyone else thought, after blowing up 1/4 of the city?
@@Hawkwinter01 Exactly what I was thinking,I feel like ppl don't talk enough about that
That would be making sense, we can't have none of that shit.
My hatred for Dumb and Dumber is so strong that I chose to spend my dinner time break watching a 40 min rant about how bad they are at writing.
I Couldnt Be More Proud
These rant videos are oddly therapeutic.
@@Hanfgurkenhasser Yep. The rant videos remind me that this shite is not the actors' fault in any way.
Same lol spent my lunch break at work watching these videos, so glad so many of us are angry and it's not just a few.
lol! I did the same thing! I stayed up past my bedtime for work tomorrow so I could hear him rant for me.....
The funniest thing about D&D is that they don't even understand how castles work. Everytime defenders choose to fight outside
LMAO
How would 7000 unsullied, lots of dothraki and northmen and 2 dragons, fight effectively inside the walls of Winterfell?
@@yeti9914
Easy... Using realistic tactics, not ridiculous, unbelievable and suicide ones.
There are videos in ytv explaining it... You only has to look for them. They are not hard to find.
I mean it makes sense for Ramsay because he is to proud to just wait inside his own castle but not for the other ones
@@arthurclement8656 It all has to do with location, structure and combat style. For the Greeks, stand in front of the wall with an impenetrable phalanx so the walls can do all the work with no fear of being overtaken with ladders. In Late Medieval Europe, shock troops designed to slaughter the fodder and fall back. When the enemy has a fool-proof siege weapon to one-shot the gate, sally-forth and break it or slow its advance... Castles are not perfect and SOMETIMES it makes sense to put men outside the wall... but not in GoT Season 8
They should have ended the show in season 6 with Dany sailing to Westeros and letting us use our imagination as to what happens next.
the show should’ve been cancelled by season 4. They fucked up a LOT. The Dorne plot was far better in the novels, the whole plot of fucking Lightbringer got completely abandoned, Jaime was fed up with Cersei long before the manufactured Sept Explosion (á la D&D) and Young Griff (aka Aegon VI) was NOWHERE to be seen despite him being the biggest plot twist of the entire series within the pages… so much potential was wasted.
This is one show where dragging it out would have been so much better. But clearly D&D had already signed the star wars deal. They just seem eager to end the show.
ITS FOR THE BEST
theres so much more to the story then they told in the show. the entire dorne section could have been done in 4 full episodes and if they actually followed the book it would have probably been my favourite 4 episodes
BASTARDS
Think of what they could do with SW now. Could it be, that they will make something even worse than SW Episode VIII? I mean, Ryan Johnson set a bar Really high. But again since i saw, how this season of Got goes, anything can be expected of D&D.
I'm literally crying, they are going to ruin even further more starwars.... Can some stop them.
a thousand ships each with a scorpion weapon could not kill drogon. how?
d&d: we subverted your expectations
100 ships actually
The plot armor is strong with this one
They couldn't even fire the scorpions, let alone hit or kill drogon lul
Danerys going nuts burning the city to the ground was just symbolism for what the writers wanted to do to the show this season.
They were depicting themselves writing this season.
That ballista turning into a machine gun got me rofling mad.
George said they had enough material for 13 seasons, and HBO were willing to buy those seasons. But Dumb and Dumber, as you would call them, rejected that offer. After which, George suggested to go for 10 seasons instead. But again... D and D decided otherwise, and settled on 8 seasons. Now... if it was done properly, it could have been fine. But that last season really made me wish that someone else would have taken over D and D and continued up until season 10 or 13. It would have given us more time and more material. And it would have spared us witnessing D and D’s trash writing and finale.
Maybe they could pretend this whole season was a dream just like Dallas and get new writers to redo this season and finish the extra 2 seasons
@@zneb67 was this done before. Would the cast agree to reshoot 2 seasons?
They should have fired them both, hired Vince Gilligan and Breaking Bad staff to finish it out. At least they would make it logically believable and true character progression for everyone. The most obvious being gradual turn of Daenerys which could have been spectacular if done correctly.
But this was done in less time than it takes to take a shit, wipe and flush.
D&D should have been fired the moment they refused to do as they were told. They clearly don't want to be there, and there's no shortage of good screenwriters out there willing to take their place (and probably for less salary!).
andromidius Word. Apparently they also screwed the first pilot episode along with about 10.5 millions in the process. But somehow they were still given another chance and ultimately the job lol.
Episode 5 patch includes
Drogon 2.0 increased speed and damage
Scorpion aimbot removed and nerfed
Golden company glitch completely removed
you forgot.
Euron Greyjoy's fleet nerf
health has gone from 100 to 10
predator cloaking technology has been removed
Plot armour increased against falling bricks, dragon fire.
Voodoo Rider not to mention rocket launcher fire breath
-Gold loot chest opened!
+1000 Dothraki riders
+ 1500 Unsulied Foot Soldiers
+ Dragon Dodge 90% Card
+ Explosive Dragon Fire Card
Arya's determination nerfed
Jaimes' health increased from 100 to 1000
David: "I know, let's shock the viewers"
D.B.: "But that doesn't make any sense"
David: "So?! It's *SHOCKING* "
D.B.: "Sounds good to me!!"
Their logic, as explained in this video:
D.B: Good guy was good guy, now not good guy anymore. Now bad guy!
David: Man, that's awesome!
Man I fucking hate these guys...why did a bunch of fratboys have to get the rights to produce Game of Thrones?
Yeah, viewers don’t expect the writers to completely destroy the whole “suspension of disbelief” concept that you need to maintain a fictional world. That is truly a meta subversion.
It’s like George RR Martin’s mentioning how aliens coming down and taking the iron throne would subvert the audience’s expectations, but wouldn’t be satisfying. Most of these characters act as if they actually were possessed by aliens.
Rían Johnson: You’ve learned well, my disciples.
ten years of the best build up to a flop ever ! watch your DVD sells flop over this one ! ten years wasted in one writing train wreak season. OMG !
Mr420wholesalers Seriously, who would ever buy it? Nobody watching til now would want it after this, and after this blows up into the mainstream no new people will want to watch it. I think they will sit on the shelf.
Who the fuck would buy a dvd of anything?
Im sorry
I still cant get over Drogon’s fire literally blowing up Kings Landing, Viserion’s fire literally blowing down the wall BUT NOT THE LITTLE WALL JON HID BEHIND IN EP3.
That was a plot wall. Unbreakable unless awful writing demands it ;P
Right??? Like that must’ve been a very magical fireproof Rock right in the middle of Winterfell.
I guess you could make the argument that with his neck all jacked up he wasn't able to get as much power in his flame as normal?
Who needs consistency when you have plot convenience 👍👍👍👍
Wanheda that was my thought, you could see clearly that the jacked up neck and jaw was having the fire come out in all sorts of direction and wasn’t at full powe
Without George R. R. Martin's source material, D & D are nothing.
Yh its like they read the books and completely pissed on it hoping that they can write better story than George RR Martin. D&D n00b writing at its best
Yeah at this point it's clear they did barely more than copy paste everything into teleplay format.
@@zombiesingularity While cutting out some of the best bits of the source material... D&D are idiots.
Well and without the extremely talented cast, directors, and composer too to be fair ;)
Tyrion is now the tallest Lannister
i got you humor :D
Nice!
Dark humor, I appreciate that
Exodus well next episode he will propably get shorter by a head
By 6+4 feet...
nah because Brienne's pregnant.
Season 8 Episode 5: D&D Are The WORST WRITERS In History
Season 8 Episode 6: Hold my beer
@@SpartanArmy117 they are GREEDY hacks that want to do disneywars does that spell it out?
Euron : I killed Jaime !
Jaime : runs from sea level to the Red Keep then to the caves to be crushed by bricks...
Ok...
Lol while two mortal are pumpin blood. Must be a slow bleeder lol
Well, in the cut scenes, Euron actually crawled to the crypt entrance to pile up the bricks so they can’t escape.
Ice dragon can barley touch a little wall the Jon snow was hiding behind. Fire dragon completely decimates an entire fortress and makes walls explode
@@samuelscalise9686 hot enough to make Harrenhall look like a half burned candle
The writers don't even give a fuck anymore. Ice Viserion blew a hole in the wall. And during the attack on winterfell, breathed ice and put a huge hole into a big structure made out of bricks. And then afterwards, ice Viserion's breath was stopped by Jon hiding behind some rubble. Lmfaooo
I guess you could argue that the Ice dragon had a busted neck and had flames leaking out the sides. And is smaller and weaker than Drogon.
This episode was like michel bay on lsd
Mete Berberoğlu it was shot and edited way better than anything michael bay has ever done.
This rage of deanerys would have been much more understandable if rhaegal had been killed in this episode during the battle.
I agree, the dragon and maybe also misandei, that way her crazy reaction would have made more sense.
max1311 Yeah, but even then, crazy mad people are still usually hyper-focused on the specific person or people who they think wronged them.
@@mcsoupy true, and yet instead going for Cersei, she attacked innocent ppl far away from the castle lmao
That would have been brilliant. That would have connected all the dots. Dany refuses to go full Targarian and capture King's Landing painfully trying to minimize casualties to the civilians. Dany's army is repulsed at King's Landing... where her dragon is killed and her adviser is captured... the the adviser is then executed to the cheers of the crowds while they cut trophies off the dragon with Dany observing high above obscured by sun and clouds. The weather suddenly turns and the water beneath the Iron Fleet begins to get very choppy and the cloud cover above the city doesn't give the Scorpions time enough as Drogon can practically swoop out of the cloud cover and burn Scorpions. The Scorpions on the ships are ineffective because of the horrible pitching and rolling under the enlarged waves. Dany has taken pains and losses and the entire city is mocking her... celebrating after she's saved them from the Night King and is trying to save them from Cersai... Dany snaps and goes fire and brimstone starting with all of those in the square where the execution happened and then just goes all Berzerker Bloodlust. This alternate needs plenty of refinement... but it's like 5 minutes of thought that Dumb and Dumber couldn't squeeze out of their fucktard heads.
@@mcsoupy If they chose to spread this season into more episodes, like HBO allowed them, we could have gotten a few more scenes that highlight Dany's paranoia. I mean, it would have been much better if we slowly understand that Dany is starting to see everyone, even the common folk, as potential threats. What if the little girl that Vary's is seen talking to tried to poison her and Missendei is killed instead? Wouldn't that make the scene of Dany's crazy eyes make more sense? Like She's there thinking, "anyone of these people could take a swing at me when i let my guard down and people I care about WILL DIE."