Portal 2, the "Cooperative" Way to Ruin Friendships

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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  6 років тому +1568

    I honestly think this might be the finest video I've ever made. For me, at least. I'm Biased.

    • @jgn
      @jgn 6 років тому +3

      But Can It Run Crysis?

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 6 років тому

      I completely forgot why I was subbed to you
      I don't regret it and I'm sticking around

    • @thegovernment6799
      @thegovernment6799 6 років тому +2

      You're so bad with the fucking ball...

    • @lentoturmahub8214
      @lentoturmahub8214 6 років тому +1

      Valefisk
      VALEFISK IS FAKE NEWS!?

    • @jackdeller2212
      @jackdeller2212 6 років тому

      I was waiting the whole time for you to enable cheats and bind a key to shoot a rocket.

  • @alexanderinoa7850
    @alexanderinoa7850 6 років тому +2173

    “No, you’re wrong.”
    “Well, I’m going to commit suicide.”
    *OUTSTANDING MOVE*

    • @ImReign
      @ImReign 6 років тому +11

      👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • @toba6919
      @toba6919 6 років тому +8

      Three Squared I read ‘I’m going to kermit suicide’ and I also read it in de Kermit voice and it just made it a 100 times better

    • @pandorascrow
      @pandorascrow 6 років тому +6

      SPEECH 100

    • @thriquinox
      @thriquinox 6 років тому +4

      And at this position...
      ...Novelpond resigned the game.

  • @flockenlp1
    @flockenlp1 6 років тому +898

    If you can play Portal 2 with someone, have fun and still have a functioning friendship afterwards, then you truly found a good friend. It's the ultimate test.

    • @kallimarii1509
      @kallimarii1509 6 років тому +25

      Lol true! me and my BF just had the ultimate troll off in Portal to see who could troll each other the most.
      So far we're at a tie. 😂

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 6 років тому +23

      If you've ever played Portal 2 with someone and not literally ragequit you've found a true friend

    • @ZacharyJClark
      @ZacharyJClark 5 років тому +8

      I was on Portal 2, this was 3 years ago. That made me 23. I played the multiplayer with a 12 year old who randomed into my game. Together, blind; we beat the cooperative, zero problems and carried on our way.
      Whoever has problems keeping friendships on this game after playing Portal 2? Narcasists from what I can tell.

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 5 років тому +21

      @@ZacharyJClark I also beat it with zero problems playing with my sister.
      The problems start when your buddy starts playing harmless little pranks on you like throwing away the cube you just spent half the level trying to get. Three times in a row.

    • @Sick-cada
      @Sick-cada 2 роки тому +6

      @@ZacharyJClark you see, when you have a friend, they are more apt to troll you, im and it very easily gets annoying when you are trying to cooperatively beat a test and your partner won't help you and actively harms your progress

  • @peace-th7ze
    @peace-th7ze 6 років тому +1071

    "Do you know why humans abandoned this course?" *Novel falls into Water and dies* "Too deadly."

  • @NovelPond
    @NovelPond 6 років тому +1048

    Doing Science < Enslaving the rest of humanity
    Novelpond says "why not do both"

    • @michaelgray9112
      @michaelgray9112 6 років тому +20

      Doing Science = Enslaving the rest of humanity

  • @LynxHylix
    @LynxHylix 6 років тому +1994

    Novel is a true gamer, I'm suprised he didn't say the gamer word in a heated gamer moment

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 6 років тому +57

      what, like pewdiepie?

    • @cigbhungus3359
      @cigbhungus3359 6 років тому +103

      I’M GONNA SAY THE N-WORD

    • @yourfavwonch
      @yourfavwonch 6 років тому +95

      @@cigbhungus3359 *THAT'S RACIST, YOU CAN'T SAY THE NWORD!!*

    • @wheel4155
      @wheel4155 6 років тому +26

      *NUUUUUUUUUU-*

    • @IamJenJen101
      @IamJenJen101 6 років тому +18

      This is now my favorite thread in all the internet. Thank you

  • @derpy3507
    @derpy3507 6 років тому +166

    Screaming/Arguing for the whole Video? Now this is the entertainment I subbed for.

  • @cyanideinabox
    @cyanideinabox 6 років тому +248

    This rival's "Golf with Friends" for most friends murdered annually on my pie chart, only surpassed by Civ V, Connect 4, and Settlers of Catan

    • @generalred4107
      @generalred4107 6 років тому +12

      Play new super mario bros wii

    • @jeremymclynch2074
      @jeremymclynch2074 6 років тому +8

      don't forget uno... or monopoly

    • @fawwazn.1244
      @fawwazn.1244 5 років тому +2

      Don't forget The Granddaddy of them all; Monopoly, fckin Monopoly and the Corrupt financial bankers

  • @betteradversary1606
    @betteradversary1606 2 роки тому +26

    when Novel started laughing at 12:02, I thought he had genuinely gone insane until I saw his pov, simply because of his unceasing, manic laughter

  • @aleckushmerek1757
    @aleckushmerek1757 6 років тому +166

    I can't believe you guys made it that far, the one time I played portal 2 Co-op was the last time and my friend and I just ended up screaming at each other for 30 full minutes. We didn't talk for a week.

  • @jose2226
    @jose2226 6 років тому +65

    You both seem so genuine, none of that over the top screaming or fake reactions.

  • @GoodLuck-eh4sk
    @GoodLuck-eh4sk 6 років тому +167

    "No, no, no, no you're doing it wrong!" is my whole life in a couple of words

  • @TheLOL_11
    @TheLOL_11 6 років тому +716

    Alright so who is this you're playing with? I know it's not Novel because I didn't hear the gamer word used in the video.

  • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
    @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 6 років тому +236

    Is it more sad that I once played through and beat Portal 2 coop mode by myself using 2 controllers.... or that I'm kinda proud of that?

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому +35

      Are you kidding me? I play using the [Z] key to toggle between ATLAS and P-Body.

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 2 роки тому +19

      When you can trust no one, trust yourself.

    • @skyefarnan2311
      @skyefarnan2311 Рік тому +3

      I mean there's an entire speedrunning category for solo co-op

    • @goofy-ahh101.
      @goofy-ahh101. Місяць тому

      @@skyefarnan2311*story mode co-op*

  • @dimasbaskoro8150
    @dimasbaskoro8150 6 років тому +43

    Even in Portal, you still find a way to commit a mass murder
    Well done!

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 6 років тому +1

      Even though there are only two people they still committed mass murder on each other

  • @CaptainPrincess
    @CaptainPrincess 2 роки тому +11

    portal 2 was a social experiment that proved the theory that gamers are physically incapable of any form of teamwork or social behaviour
    it causes physical pain to do anything other than screw eachother over

  • @sauce5321
    @sauce5321 6 років тому +47

    I remember playing this with my friend, we ended up ending the friendship later and I think it was 90% because of this

  • @trixie2558
    @trixie2558 6 років тому +282

    You are actually supposed to get the least points
    So, getting 17 is awful

  • @bananacabana2817
    @bananacabana2817 6 років тому +82

    you just pulled a soviet womble at around 2:00 i expect nothing less

    • @jose2226
      @jose2226 6 років тому +2

      Novel watches his vids, so maybe they both like him idk

  • @sake5140
    @sake5140 6 років тому +375

    They did better than SovietWomble & Cyanide

    • @agentwashington2821
      @agentwashington2821 6 років тому +2

      They did portal?

    • @ladrok97
      @ladrok97 6 років тому

      @@agentwashington2821 Yeah ua-cam.com/video/5viXaIJ7S5U/v-deo.html

    • @giacomociogli7631
      @giacomociogli7631 6 років тому +10

      True. Woble and Cy didn't even reach the end.

    • @ladrok97
      @ladrok97 6 років тому +1

      @@giacomociogli7631 Oh srsly they stoped on this doors? Haha

    • @benjaminjones8782
      @benjaminjones8782 5 років тому

      They both took a piss when someone was stuck

  • @stefanusbayu1426
    @stefanusbayu1426 6 років тому +9

    3:01 i love how you got the idea of using timer. While SovietWomble got stuck there forever

  • @SuspiciousGrapeSoda
    @SuspiciousGrapeSoda 6 років тому +40

    Your lack of cooperation is entertaining and slightly frustrating

  • @NoahGrievous
    @NoahGrievous 6 років тому +35

    This is every single one of my "cooperative" games.

  • @Intrestare5O6
    @Intrestare5O6 6 років тому +12

    I remember when I first got this game and me and my friend no lifed it over the weekend, we beat it too.
    Man portal is such a great game.

  • @pieguy5323
    @pieguy5323 6 років тому +23

    I like how half of this video is them saying no. Lol. Great vid

  • @xtiebone55x2
    @xtiebone55x2 6 років тому +2

    This is relatable on so many levels. Brings back hilarious memories especially the fucking level with the blocks going up and down at 0:38

  • @kentuckyfryedstalin
    @kentuckyfryedstalin 6 років тому +6

    3:03 this reminds me of the one time sovietwomble and cyanide played portal 2 and got to here

  • @BuenButter6211
    @BuenButter6211 6 років тому +12

    Nah man, Monopoly is the real friendship destroyer.

    • @CURSEisabastard
      @CURSEisabastard 6 років тому

      Zarathustra Dynamite more like time waster

  • @ApertureLabs
    @ApertureLabs 6 років тому +52

    7:13 To be fair, the last time you ran through this course it was 45 minutes of incessant arguing, suicide, and murdering each other.
    Hopefully this time you'll do better.
    P.S.
    11:50 those chairs are expensive, please don't destroy them.

  • @vaultence1346
    @vaultence1346 6 років тому +14

    Not lasers, Thermal Discouragement Beams.

  • @digital045
    @digital045 6 років тому +10

    12:00 That's a broken man

    • @KDA21
      @KDA21 5 років тому

      Nothin is better than cyanide

  • @Imilmano
    @Imilmano 6 років тому +4

    Robots give us six extra seconds of cooperation.

  • @lukakrog
    @lukakrog 6 років тому +3

    9:59 You'll see that Atlas (a.k.a. Blue) did a reference to Terminator with the thumb when going down. x3

    • @omystar
      @omystar 6 років тому

      XD yes, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  • @CamBosma
    @CamBosma 6 років тому +32

    Isnt there another set of levels after this? Where glados reveals that all those test subjects only lasted a week?

    • @Valefisk
      @Valefisk  6 років тому +16

      probably, but we clearly weren't intelligent enough to find it.
      thank goodness too, I had 3.5 hours of footage, it was hard enough to cut things :p

    • @g-saviour6581
      @g-saviour6581 6 років тому +2

      Seriously? I was hoping those test subjects would be the new mc of a possible third game

    • @LeeSpork
      @LeeSpork 6 років тому +3

      I think that's a DLC

  • @hartbeet4138
    @hartbeet4138 6 років тому +9

    This is basically a discount soviet womble and cyanide... except they're not discount they're actually a lot better

  • @sailor5898
    @sailor5898 6 років тому +4

    Honestly I’m just happy that people still play portal2 !,I love your videos!

  • @serubyne57
    @serubyne57 6 років тому +5

    2:53
    _SovietWomble and Cyanide flashbacks_

  • @illumnigd8649
    @illumnigd8649 6 років тому +3

    GLaDOS: Blue, you are the most advances model of robot Aperture. Science has ever discontinued.

  • @RalseiGaming
    @RalseiGaming 2 роки тому +2

    i played portal coop with a random person and i didn’t have a mic at the time he didn’t too and somehow we both new what each other was gonna do and it ended being the fastest coop run of my life

  • @physical_insanity
    @physical_insanity 6 років тому +26

    Actually, according to psychology 101, what we see in the video actually strengthens your friendship and brings you closer together as people.
    I won't ask when the wedding is, though.

  • @olorinmagus4479
    @olorinmagus4479 6 років тому +2

    10:13 vale is getting infected by the robot persona

  • @Apollo-mn9wq
    @Apollo-mn9wq 6 років тому +3

    I haven't had this good of a laugh in a long while, this is great

  • @MillyBays
    @MillyBays 6 років тому +2

    I've been listening to Portal OSTs again, and then this graced upon me. Amazing.

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 6 років тому

      I'm sorry but I can't look at anything besides that profile picture
      seriously what even

    • @Zorgot.
      @Zorgot. 6 років тому

      Lmao same here

  • @pandora8940
    @pandora8940 6 років тому +3

    The moving box level will always be a true test of trust

  • @krimson8317
    @krimson8317 2 роки тому +1

    I like to think that this video is what planted the seed for all his torture video ideas

  • @Punykirby
    @Punykirby 6 років тому +8

    As someone who did this all in one play through with one of my closest friend, and worked together well, this hurts me. Still funny

  • @sonicm4959
    @sonicm4959 6 років тому

    Honestly, one of the better videos the algorithm recommended me, you found another sub

  • @spacecate70
    @spacecate70 6 років тому +1

    I’ve played portal 2 coop with friends. I trolled him a lot, I pissed him off a lot, but I gotta say we both had the time of our lives playing it. A lot of good memories and probably the most fun I’ve ever had in a videogame.

  • @eve13acatty
    @eve13acatty 3 роки тому +5

    Seeing this made me want to play this too, so now me and my friend are going to give it a try! Neither of us have played Portal Co-op before, his controls tend to break and I have zero experience in these types of games... this can only end well XD

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 2 роки тому +1

    The Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Initiative working as intended.

  • @neptune_main4049
    @neptune_main4049 6 років тому +1

    6:00 realizes the next Esport was Farming simulater

  • @ohwhen7814
    @ohwhen7814 5 років тому +2

    Me to my parents:
    I “genuinely” hate you.

  • @theastrogamer710
    @theastrogamer710 6 років тому +13

    Ha! Jokes on you! I dont have friends!

  • @kassen2000
    @kassen2000 6 років тому +2

    I went to school with Novel and i can confirm, he is like this out of games too

  • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername
    @icantcomeupwithagoodusername 6 років тому +7

    Can’t have a ruined friendship if you don’t have friends am i right guys

  • @gexxx43
    @gexxx43 6 років тому +1

    Appeared in my recommended videos. Liked, subbed, and joined the discord

  • @Domanator179
    @Domanator179 6 років тому

    God its like watching a 10 car pile up on the free way, it horrifying but you cant look away.

  • @gipiriusgnugfur7509
    @gipiriusgnugfur7509 2 роки тому +1

    I played portal co-op with a friend and the amount of pain and suffering I want through was immeasurable

  • @pandora8940
    @pandora8940 6 років тому +2

    I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who made the mistake of using cooperative mode (btw I was always the one to intentionally fuck things up...)

  • @Krash2o
    @Krash2o 5 років тому +6

    "Please not the fan level!"
    Sounds like you don't like fans very much.
    Wait that came out wrong...

  • @OssyFlawol
    @OssyFlawol 6 років тому +1

    amazing cooperation

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 6 років тому

    I love how they fight over the ball like dogs and a tennis ball

  • @keycrafter7471
    @keycrafter7471 6 років тому +1

    Valefisk + RTgame = total insanity

  • @Viisuri
    @Viisuri 6 років тому +4

    now this is what i call science

  • @lostandalive8981
    @lostandalive8981 6 років тому +2

    12:40 There's only my way, we're doing this my way. 15:54 GLaDOS mocks him

  • @thatguy_0069
    @thatguy_0069 6 років тому +1

    When I played it with my friend and I made it my mission to mess with him in every single level

  • @Lobotomygirlhasnofriends
    @Lobotomygirlhasnofriends 2 роки тому

    I have had that exact argument over who got to put the ball in

  • @iamtherainbow3997
    @iamtherainbow3997 6 років тому +1

    Used to play this with my elder brother. It most certainly caused a lot of fights, as well as a lot of laughter xD

  • @MrSnuffian
    @MrSnuffian 5 років тому +2

    Oh my god, I made my best friend play this with me for all the achievements and when we’re jokingly yelling st eachother I still bring up that puzzle where one person controls the switch to move the gravity wells and for some reason I let him do it.

  • @maxjones503
    @maxjones503 6 років тому +3

    Believe me, you got off easy with the level at 0:40

  • @xxDianaxx33441
    @xxDianaxx33441 6 років тому +1

    "no youre wrong youre doing it wrong"

  • @shinypie1111
    @shinypie1111 5 років тому +1

    Now officially what I think Atlas and P-body sound like.

  • @PlushySquare
    @PlushySquare 6 років тому

    This here is not only subscribeable content but it's very relatable! Ah the joy's of pissing off your friends.

  • @hoi5225
    @hoi5225 5 років тому +1

    He's deffinetly smarting

  • @jonesy6962
    @jonesy6962 6 років тому

    This video title is accurate. Me and my friend played for 14 hours straight and hated each other by the end.

  • @zinkpieco
    @zinkpieco 6 років тому +4

    Its simple shit like this I can relate to.
    Thanks for helping out us gamers

  • @saladmancer4802
    @saladmancer4802 2 роки тому

    The video didn't load right for me so I just watched 3 minutes of uncomfortable silence

  • @froggy8277
    @froggy8277 6 років тому

    2 robots fight for a portal and a ball,
    That’s how human works

  • @Matt-wc7bl
    @Matt-wc7bl 5 років тому +1

    9:58 is that a T-2 reference

  • @roflyanskiy
    @roflyanskiy 6 років тому +1

    This brings me back sweet memories when I was playing this game with my friend, I hated him so much, but it still was the best time I had in this game :'D

  • @orthellion2347
    @orthellion2347 6 років тому +1

    Oh it's been to long since I've seen a portal 2 co-op vid. Its a risk free strategy

  • @KoaFidCZ
    @KoaFidCZ 6 років тому +3

    you were screaming much more than him :D

  • @yeah42069
    @yeah42069 6 років тому

    As someone who has played portal 2 co-op. I can confirm this is how to lose all your friends.

  • @fourohefour
    @fourohefour 6 років тому

    I really liked your video about SCREAMING, it was really nice to watch.

  • @chickenpotbiebro202
    @chickenpotbiebro202 6 років тому

    I thought that this was a really old video like 2012 or 13 it feels like I saw this vid awhile

  • @dadeee7776
    @dadeee7776 6 років тому +1

    2 years back played it with a mate, I kept destroying my portals, end up hearing keys flying throughout his room we played again start of last year and his mouse breaks in the 3rd level we played best game ever

  • @abunchofss7523
    @abunchofss7523 6 років тому +5

    This isn’t March of the eagles

  • @aldrickjensen1459
    @aldrickjensen1459 6 років тому +1

    Miss this game, it still stands up well as a game.

  • @MrSheep-uv7up
    @MrSheep-uv7up 4 роки тому +1

    Me and my friends call it simply "uncooperative mode"

  • @Zorgot.
    @Zorgot. 6 років тому +3

    God damn I love these, I wish I had a friend who likes Portal to play this with, not nearly as fun and funny with a random person

  • @pebble6087
    @pebble6087 6 років тому

    Portal 2 is the best experience ever conceived

  • @Dieaconus
    @Dieaconus 6 років тому

    Oh please do more portal! This really reminded me of the channel coop crowd that made portal videos ages ago! You should play some of the community levels!

  • @McGammming
    @McGammming 6 років тому +1

    2:54 getting Soviet Womble vibes

  • @FishSnackems
    @FishSnackems 2 роки тому

    Fun fact: ent_create airboat is not a sv_cheats protected command. You can spawn in airboats and still be 100%in the games engine

  • @jasonpratt5126
    @jasonpratt5126 6 років тому

    "Co-operation" achieved.

  • @chaoschaos234
    @chaoschaos234 5 років тому

    12:13 freaking sounds like a chicken lmao

  • @Total_DuDe
    @Total_DuDe 5 років тому +2

    Valuable lesson in trust: don't

  • @dullicecream
    @dullicecream 6 років тому

    3:10 I CHOKED ON MY FOOD

  • @MrDanTheCreative10Z9
    @MrDanTheCreative10Z9 Рік тому

    12:43 did Vale just start floating despite the lack of an active funnel?

  • @hexanneeeeee
    @hexanneeeeee 6 років тому +1

    as someone who's had 4 other runs with other people, this is extremely accurrate