Clarkson is the original Sigma male. He went from being a door to door vacuum salesman to the biggest genius the world has ever been blessed to have been witness to.
'door to door vacuum salesman' makes it seem like he came from nothing when he went to a top boarding school and had tonnes of familial wealth behind him. pretty sure one of the people that got him on TV was an ex schoolmate too.
Flashbacks to the first Top Gear Sigma Grindset where he actually thought employing children was brilliant. This is even more brilliant, disguising labour as fun to charge a phone!
That was actually from the grand tour which makes it even more sigma (there is a backstory to why they have it as the grand tour which involves jeremy clarkson punching the producer in the face)
@@thehungazza2628 mate how was colonialism not based? It was basically a bunch of blokes in a boat going to some country they'd never heard of and didn't know existed, saying they were going to be part of their empire, and they were going to be fucking pleased about it then blowing up everyone who disagreed. I mean for sure, it's not a particularly politically correct thing to do, but you can't accuse them of not being based.
@@oliverrugg3732 The real based thing to do would be making them assimilate into your own kingdom without any complaints and then let them prosper to gain more profits. In the future they will be even more supportive of your kingdom if you support them, which means both more political power and man power. Look at how much India today despises the British because of what they did to Indians in the past.
@@turcopolo Yeah that would have been a far better approach in almost every conceivable way, however, as a counter argument, that's boring, shooting people with a big cannon is fun.
Funny enough my colleagues in the forest tree species multiplication industry use guns to cut off branches deemed desirable to be used as cuttings that will be planted and grown into a new individual. The method was used on hard to obtain or low population species.
@@Mean_Dartin an industry of mainly agriculturists and foresters dedicated to the production of seeds, seedlings, and vegetative material of certain economic and important tree species
I don’t see why you can’t just cut it off with a saw. What purpose does blowing it to shreds do? How could you possibly even be accurate unless you’re taking a chain gun to a tree?
@@milogosnell9605 1) Branch too high saw too short brain got better 2) They didn't "blow it to shreds", only the base of the branch. Even if it got shortened, tissue culture will have no problem with it. 3) What on earth is a darn "chaingun", just use .223 or .308
Jeremy rocks up a scythed chariot like he's taking on the Legions, love this man's little bits of history snuck in as an excuse to be cheeky as fuck haha XD.
I'm just saying, multiple uses of Clarkson's gardening technique would probably poison the soil and make sure that weeds would stop growing. He's truly thinking of the future, not the present.
How To Make Evil Extremely Positive 1. Invent time machine. 2. Travel to 22nd century. 3. Invent a machine that can change probability to make probability certain that Evil is Extremely Positive Forever.
as an american teenage girl with no brothers or male friends and *no* experience with the source material for this irony.. this lil corner of the internet is Fascinating
Clarkson has always been a sigma, the man defies all laws and societal conventions for his own gain.
Speed and power?
Yes Rico, speed and power
Legit LOL
Clarkson is just an alpha, we all know that the real sigma among them is James
@@giobby66_cnl43 If so, who is Richard?
Isn’t that what’s called a psychopath?
Sigma grindset. If your boss is annoying you, sock him in the face and get a new show with more 💸
**the grand tour jeremy clarkson grindset**
Didn't seem very sigma when he was apologising like a 5 year old later
@@theregalproletariat that's just part of the grind. Apologies get get you that bag 💰
@@theregalproletariat feign regret in order to fool them into a sense of security
Actually did that
Clarkson is the original Sigma male. He went from being a door to door vacuum salesman to the biggest genius the world has ever been blessed to have been witness to.
THE GRIND
His genius is terrifying
His genius, almost frightens me
The entire Milky Way is held together by the GRAVITY OF CLARKSON'S GENIUS
'door to door vacuum salesman' makes it seem like he came from nothing when he went to a top boarding school and had tonnes of familial wealth behind him. pretty sure one of the people that got him on TV was an ex schoolmate too.
For as much as Jeremy claims to hate us Americans he sure does appreciate our gardening technics
do you mean the enslaving ?
@@marty644 lol I meant the gun but that works as well
@@marty644 always one of yous
Well the british were using guns far before the American colonies.
@@joseydugo760 hey can you explain what's with this blue, black and white USA flag, I seen it many times but I don't know what it means?
"maim civilians
enslave children
fix every problem with a gun"
---- hmmmm noted
Meet the Clarkson
Honestly that’s the current GOP in a nutshell
@@Nick_J_ Nope
@@sdsd2e2321 people love bringing up politics for no reason lol
Jeremy looking mighty American right now.
Flashbacks to the first Top Gear Sigma Grindset where he actually thought employing children was brilliant.
This is even more brilliant, disguising labour as fun to charge a phone!
That was actually from the grand tour which makes it even more sigma (there is a backstory to why they have it as the grand tour which involves jeremy clarkson punching the producer in the face)
nah the sigma grindset is to call child labor brilliant to imply that you
1. are not yet using it
2. imply you can increase profit margins
@@generalyido Most, if not all people here, already know that
@@Pao234_ but the backstory makes it even better still
This is true character development
Jeremy Clarkson is the embodiment of British colonials
Except based
embodiment*
@@thehungazza2628 mate how was colonialism not based? It was basically a bunch of blokes in a boat going to some country they'd never heard of and didn't know existed, saying they were going to be part of their empire, and they were going to be fucking pleased about it then blowing up everyone who disagreed.
I mean for sure, it's not a particularly politically correct thing to do, but you can't accuse them of not being based.
@@oliverrugg3732 The real based thing to do would be making them assimilate into your own kingdom without any complaints and then let them prosper to gain more profits. In the future they will be even more supportive of your kingdom if you support them, which means both more political power and man power. Look at how much India today despises the British because of what they did to Indians in the past.
@@turcopolo Yeah that would have been a far better approach in almost every conceivable way, however, as a counter argument, that's boring, shooting people with a big cannon is fun.
*"Fix every problem with a gun"*
Ahh yes, the American solution
BULLYING? WE GOT YOU COVERED!
The best solution
@@x34plays34 early. and often.
How many times do we have to hear this fucking joke. It started to get old after the first 5 trillion times.
What episode is this?
Him shooting the tapemeasure after asking is the funniest shit😂
I know right 🤣
The mere fact that there's a video called "Top Gear Sigma Grindset 3 (Compilation)" 🤣
Clarkson blasting that tape measure with the shotgun never fails to make me laugh.
The way he aims the shotgun is exactly how it looks in video games where only the top half of your character moves down.
Boudica was a terrible general and got absolutely WRECKED by the Romans.
Came here for this. Boudicca didn’t conquer shit, she got absolutely curbstomped by the Romans (the true sigmas).
@@seymourbutts9595 👍
Yes, but what is this in relation to?
@@Ptaku93 It's in reference to 0:11
The beta celts then got defeated by the Chad anglos.
"I'm an engineer and I solve practical problems"
"With a gun"
“and if that don’t work, use more gun”
Everyone knows the true Sigma is James May. The man who calmly moves into kill Clarkson with a Machete without caring for any excuses.
Funny enough my colleagues in the forest tree species multiplication industry use guns to cut off branches deemed desirable to be used as cuttings that will be planted and grown into a new individual. The method was used on hard to obtain or low population species.
What kind of industry is that?
@@Mean_Dartin an industry of mainly agriculturists and foresters dedicated to the production of seeds, seedlings, and vegetative material of certain economic and important tree species
@@eyeballpapercut4400 Thank you for your answer, sounds like an interesting field. :)
I don’t see why you can’t just cut it off with a saw. What purpose does blowing it to shreds do? How could you possibly even be accurate unless you’re taking a chain gun to a tree?
@@milogosnell9605 1) Branch too high saw too short brain got better 2) They didn't "blow it to shreds", only the base of the branch. Even if it got shortened, tissue culture will have no problem with it. 3) What on earth is a darn "chaingun", just use .223 or .308
“Fix every problem with a gun” got me good
"Facts don't care about your feelings"
- A fellow man of the grindset
That's a good statement, but jews cannot be sigmas...
A quote from a boy that gets offended by facts
@@woefulfisher they make that money tho
Imagine if the HR department started using shotguns to fix their problems as well
Charger kids not working hard enough? Shotgun.
You mean on themselves?
"They have their legs cut off" in the absolute most casual voice i ever heard😂😂😂😂
Shotguns are tools for everything- sigma Clarkson set
"This is the work of a genius." Absolutely correct
*Fix every problem with a gun*
That's American grindset
As a wise man once said, "speed and power are the solution to anything"
This really is one of the funniest videos on the Internet today
The most dangerous 4 word sentence in the English language:
“Clarkson has a gun.”
I love how certain Jeremy sounded when he said " Yes, ya can."
i love these videos showings us the sigma mindset of the fine kings of the world.
"Use a Gun,
And if that don't work,
Use more gun."
-Engineer, TF2
I love the bit after the power station scene
Genuinely, one of the most hillarious things i've seen this year, that's brilliant!
"Come on Captain, Captain, Hurry up" 😂🤣
I already love this child labour utilizing gardening show
"fix every problem with a gun"
Absolutely true
These videos are actually pretty eerie.
Everyone’s a suspect kill them all-sigma grind set
I like what you did with the word sus from among us imposter "suspect" that's funny seems like a real word capa
Have you seen this man? He’s living the perfect lifestyle he’s like a cartel leader or something
Just the advice I needed in my life. Thank you kindly.
When the only tool you have is a shotgun, every problem looks like Piers Morgan.
SIGMA rule #3638 fire guns into the air in populated areas
The Italian police WISHES they were half as intimidating as Jeremy Clarkson
"Is this your tape measure "
"Might be"
*Bam*
Not caring about other civilians' safety?
Child labour?
Guns fix everything?
He's the ultimate libertarian right.
As a libertarian, I coundn't agree more. 😂
#upyourgrindset
@@unatco1148 you're just a puppet for a group called Majestic 12 beta bitch
The often i see this clips the more i realise hes just a maniac hosting a tv show
"You can't prune a tree with a shotgun."
'Yes you can."
-happy texas noises
Sometimes his genius frightens me.
Jeremy rocks up a scythed chariot like he's taking on the Legions, love this man's little bits of history snuck in as an excuse to be cheeky as fuck haha XD.
Become a feudal lord, dominate societal norms, conquer the earth then abandon it for a new planet
*Enslave Children* with the scene provided is probably the best laugh I've had from the Sigma Grindset meme.
Top Gear as a whole is the prime example of the sigma male grindset
I intend to follow all of the advice I see in sigma male grindset memes. I'll be unstoppable.
Beta: "You can't prune a tree with a shot"
Sigma: "Observe"
2:09 "Fix every problem with a gun" that means every American is 1 step closer to being a sigma
sygma balls
When he shot the tape measure I lost it lmao
Thanks for the triple dose
‘Feast upon my magnificence’ is a pearler of an introduction
i love how top gear just gave JEREMY CLARKSON a gun and no safety regulations
Keep these coming dude, I love em
agree, thats how you fix problems, which is how i fix myself
“You can’t prune a tree with a shotgun-“
Clarkson: “-yesyacan.”
*proceeds to fire into the canopy*
we’re mere mortals living in clarksons world
No one can comprehend the GENIUS that is Jeremy Clarkson
"A gun is just as important as a man's best friend."
Thanks for the video, I've learned a lot :)
briliant pls do more
*"Utilize child labor for personal gains"*
-ClarkSIGMA grindset
"They'll have their legs cut off"
"In jail no one can hear you scream"
Thanks man this really helped now I own 2 lifetime imprisonment ......
Aint life in 2021 just the best
Jeremy is a amazing man
jeremy is a hell of a sigma
"I can easily conquer 4 hoodies in a datsun." Ha ha ha ha
This man is a menace to society
Last one is just America in a nut shell
Some might say, his sigma grindset creates gravity
Jeez i got so much to learn
I'm just saying, multiple uses of Clarkson's gardening technique would probably poison the soil and make sure that weeds would stop growing. He's truly thinking of the future, not the present.
How To Make Evil Extremely Positive
1. Invent time machine.
2. Travel to 22nd century.
3. Invent a machine that can change probability to make probability certain that Evil is Extremely Positive Forever.
The children aren't working hard enough? Refer to the third rule of the Top Gear Sigma Grindset Volume 3.
"this is your tape measure?"
"might be"
Masterpiece
We all aspire to be Sigma Clarkson
His most sigma quote wld be the "my genius is terrifying " part
as an american teenage girl with no brothers or male friends and *no* experience with the source material for this irony..
this lil corner of the internet is Fascinating
Why u gotta be so specific about it tho🤣🤣
Speed is power and power is speed.
- Sigma male
"And when it don't work? Use more gun."
2:15 just sums it up *America*
1:08 I have never seen these levels of based with my own eyes
Normal people: Just plug your phone into a charger
Jeremy Clarkson: Yes, I can do that... Or.....
all the captions made me think of america
Clarkson embracing the true American spirit
Jeremy Clarkson is the personification of sigma
You made me like Clarkson
honestly right we need an amazon show called ‘clarkson’s planet’ where he’s basically in charge and see what happens
the kids pulling that cord footage would be a big NO no if this was released in 2021-22 on tv .
I like how it's all Jeremy Clarkson.
The last one is the best
This is why America is a free country 🤐😵
"he is tall, but that's ambitious"
Destroy the planet with human ingenuity...
Sigma Grindset: endgame.