You should do the one clip where James eats the fermented shark & says "You disappoint me Ramsey" when Gordon spits it out. 'Assert dominence over Alpha chef'
@@andreitabacaru8242 It's not poisoned it's just awful, you ferment some sharks because their flesh is so high in Urea that it's inedible however after you let it ferment in open air you can consume it, however it's still awful. Eskimos ferment greenland sharks and other deep cold water sharks, and it has been hailed as the most repulsive meal on the planet.
And the fact that Richard has a framed picture of a cow on his desk, or the stig making photocopies of his helmet in the background. Just pure chaos in that office
The sigma mythos just gets progressively more and more psychotic as the videos go on, I love this From "utilise child labour" to just "KILL JAMES MAY"... This is perfection
How To Make Chocolate A Extremely Good idea 1. Invent time machine. 2. Travel to 22nd century. 3. Invent a machine that can change probability to make probability certain that Chocolate is a Extremely Good idea Forever.
If you play the part where he gets into the car and gets smashed by a dumpster, and then use the skip backwards 15 seconds option, you get something really cursed. Just trust me.
You should do the one clip where James eats the fermented shark & says "You disappoint me Ramsey" when Gordon spits it out.
'Assert dominence over Alpha chef'
"Eat poisoned food"
@@andreitabacaru8242 It's not poisoned it's just awful, you ferment some sharks because their flesh is so high in Urea that it's inedible however after you let it ferment in open air you can consume it, however it's still awful.
Eskimos ferment greenland sharks and other deep cold water sharks, and it has been hailed as the most repulsive meal on the planet.
Didn't James win in a cook off against Ramsay?
@@zachburskey8868 surstromming
@@robert.mcdonald Yes, he did. Do not doubt the power of a stoner who's hungry.
Sigma James: walks off a tank shell with a light nap before asserting himself over clarkson with the machete
The music is so fitting to jeremys frightening genius that generates gravity if you listen very carefully
I love how Clarkson has a fucking MP5 on his desk
Damn I never caught that, thats hilarious!
Wow, good catch, my dude!
Or the pyramid of
Gold bars stacked on a bench
🤣 thank you for pointing that out
And the fact that Richard has a framed picture of a cow on his desk, or the stig making photocopies of his helmet in the background. Just pure chaos in that office
Please do a sigma grindset of the pinguins from madagascar
I read that as pingus of Madagascar. Idkw lol
pinguins
Does sigma mean anything anymore?
Odwin my G onto something
Yes
"kill James may"
Jeremy's just jealous to how much more superior of a sigma male James May is.
Don’t talk beta we all know Jeremy is the true sigma male
but they are both lions amongst mortals
All three of you are gay omegas
The stig in the background of the office staring at... things
Actually, he is photocopying himself
the pile of gold in 0:37, and the picture of a cow in hammond's desk at 0:50
@@longemen3000 don't forget about the submachine gun on the desk
*I just love how blunt and upfront the titles are* X'D
The real sigma is James- “ignore death”
These are fucking gold, oh my god
this channel is a hidden gem
The sequence at 1:00 is so fitting to the lesson. I bet the uploader surprised even himself with his genius.
Ive been waiting for this!
i actually love these edits man. they make my day please never stop
The sigma mythos just gets progressively more and more psychotic as the videos go on, I love this
From "utilise child labour" to just "KILL JAMES MAY"... This is perfection
one of these vids is randomly gonna end up in everyone’s recommended in like a year. feel it in my bones
In like 13 years
God I love these with a burning passion
ffs these are good. I haven't laughed like this in a while. Missed top gear. Keep doing this
the grand tour exists
@@ddgaxelnilsson7855 not as good
@@marinefart9082 first season is not great, but it gets way better from there
Perfection
FACT
Every time an accident occurs with James' car, he is inside it. There is no known way to permanently kill him.
I love these, they’re top tier content. You just got a new subscriber.
I love how this is evolving.
Endanger the eldery
I have never been so sure a series is going to get a million views. Pls keep going.
Sigma rule #86
Survive death
Endanger the elderly had me in tears for some reason
Do one with James saying you can smoke a joint while driving a bus 😭😂
im addicted to these
I was awaiting this
This Top Gear Sigma Grindsets are getting out of control, and I love it.
Sigma Clarkset
I don't know what a sigma grindset is, but I enjoy these very much
i'm obsessed with these
That last one got me, good content my man 😂
BRO, KEEP UP THE TOP GEAR SIGMA GRINDSET MEMES. PLEASE!
Jeremy punched the producer of top gear, a true Sigma
Keep doing more of this
these are truly pieces of art
The messages at the end of each segment feel like MK Ultra programming, lol.
That last title had me crying. I was really hoping that it was gonna be that
This is the best one yet
How To Make Chocolate A Extremely Good idea
1. Invent time machine.
2. Travel to 22nd century.
3. Invent a machine that can change probability to make probability certain that Chocolate is a Extremely Good idea Forever.
please keep these coming man
How do these not have millions of views
We need more Top Gear sigma material 😩😫
“Yes he’s dead so that’s 10 points off” 🤣
„oh hang on a minute“
*blows up*
I didn't know this were satire while I was just scrolling past them. These are beautiful.
Should've included the bit where James walked behind them and put "DON'T LET DEATH STOP YOUR GRIND"
Alpha Clarkson and beta hamster are always killing off sigma May
These are too good I simply had to subscribe lmao
RIP James May
I've seen the teenager car episode 1000 times and I only just noticed stig photocopying his head in the background 😭
Going MTF for that low insurance is a sigma moment
If you play the part where he gets into the car and gets smashed by a dumpster, and then use the skip backwards 15 seconds option, you get something really cursed. Just trust me.
“i’ll see you in spain lads”
all about The smegma grindset
I think "I see you in Spain" is the funniest one
James may is truly sigma he just ignores death
Fun fact: james may is the inspiration of Kenny from Southpark
These truly are unique compilations
James May is the South Park Kenny of the group
0:28 Aging like fine wine.
I never noticed the stig sticking his head in the photocopier before lmao
Incredible you absolutely adorable creator
1:14 wtf that synced perfectly with a discord ping wtf
jezza is the most american brit!
If the only way to live is in the fast lane you have to get rid of captain slow. It makes perfect sense
Clarcson is a gangster
best one yet
lol Stig using the photocopier
Work of a genius
inb4 this blows up by UA-cam recommendations
Ill do it right now
"I'm doing theventeen mileth an hour :)"
I watched the sigma male trio before it was cool!
"They won't get me alive"
Don't let yourself be imprisoned by the betas. Drive of the clif
#Sigma rule 506
Do the one where gordan ramsey and james may have a cooking competition, james gets drunk and still wins.
Canonically James died 3 times at least.
I strongly want a TopGear & GT lore lmao, stigs born with helmets.
Make 1,000 more of these please 😂😂😂
please make more!
Please do more of these!
We gonna sit on the fact that The Stig tried to photocopy his own head?
James May's grindset
These are the best
I see you saved the best scene for last 💀
0:52 stig 🤣🤣🤣
So good
I was here before 1k subs lmao
Hey, you know which clip we need. Heres a hint: "Start a global nuclear war"
0:48 is that the Stig next to Richard?
lol.. do the James may Albanian rozzers scene next please
NICE
0:52 rare Stig
YOU GOT A SUB
KEEP UP
Step one also works if you're trying to get custody of your kids or to get a stem job at a college.
He died so that is -10 points had me dying
This is the bottomest gear
Tohnigh on bo’m geer
>toradora pfp
>top gear
>sigma
nice