Gaming Wildlife You would think that but apparently most players don't like to "waste" their time tinkering or building a deck and rather just copy a top list and never bother think about it unless a new top tier version of the list comes out.
I just realised… this is the best marketing I’ve seen in my entire life. This is a comfort series for me and it always makes me want to get back into magic.
I still think abilities should be: Flunge: Whenever you attack with all creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This creature may block while tapped as long as it has one or more +1/+1 counters on it. Inpoopulate: When a creature with Inpoopulate dies, create a red-green 0/1 poop creature token, it has "whenever a creature is blocked by this creature, that creature does not untap during that opponent's next untap step" Trombopoline: At the beginning of each of your end steps, if this creature does not posess flying, it gains flying, if it posesses flying, it loses flying. Wivelink: Whenever this creature deals combat damage, create a X/X creature token of this creature's colors where X is the amount of damage dealt, then band that creature to this creature. Islandflock: Whenever this creature attacks, create X creature tokens that are copies of this creature tapped and attacking the same player, where X is the number of islands defending player controls. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step. Corpsebreathing: Exile a creature card from your graveyard: This creature gains +X/+0 until end of turn where X is the exiled creature's power. Sadness: This creature does not untap during your next untap step, if another creature you control died last turn. Mentalcraft: Either needs three Wizards, or you having at least three cards in hand. chunnel: Whenever this creature would become blocked by a creature, you may pay X life where X is the potential blocker's CMC, if you do, that creature cannot block this creature this turn. Cannot be blocked by blue creatures.
Aidan Dao I honestly don't see what the big deal is about banding. It was a cool concept, it wasn't as complicated as people make it out to be, and it had some really good combos that I really miss if only for flavor reasons (blocking with Wall of Glare and a bunch of smaller creatures with banding to protect them and still have them deal their damage made a lot of sense in-universe). Is it a joke that's supposed to be an exaggeration, or have I been missing something?
"When this creature attacks, exile it, then return it to the battlefield." That sounds pretty good. If you've got some ETB enchants or artifacts, a blink attack ability would be nice.
@@dannydevito4338 Norin is definitely a bad card on its own, but hilarious with Purphoros or Confusion in the Ranks. And LRR also wishes they could make more Friday Nights, but they're trying to be safe and responsible too. Meanwhile they did a couple Sick Rips (Magic-themed Crapshots) for their pre-preleases last year?
This episode clearly has the keyword Punulate: when you watch this episode, you notice a new pun that you didn't notice last time. Also, Missy is really working that triple-belt look. Damn.
DivineChronometer Those glasses seem very Chandra and Jaya Ballard to me. Have you seen the spoiler of the 5 mana artifact goggles? it taps for a single red and if you use that red to play a red instant or sorcery, you twin cast that spell. It references Jaya and Chandra.
Paul Gaither the goggles are chandra goggles, LRR was giving them away at a con, however im pretty sure she wasnt going for chandra or jaya because, for the most part, those 2 are not villians
Kathleen totally screwed up how "My genius knows no bounds". 1) you don't have to choose the amount till it resolves so by the time you declare that you're choosing 10, it's too late to respond with notion thief. 2) even if we say she was playing too fast and that she locked in her decision, any action declared to be before said decision would be made is grounds for the controller to change her mind. Casting notion thief would just mean choosing to pay 0 instead.
But Kaitlyn played Doomsday (which exiles all but 5 cards) after that girl stole her draw 10, so preventing her from drawing cards didn't actually slow down her mill
Metalcruft: Whenever another Artifact comes into play, put a charge counter on (this permanent). Artifact spells cost x more to cast, where x is the number of charge counters on (this permanent).
Polo (If the defending player controls an island, this creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Marco) Marco (This creature can block creatures with Polo, even if the defending player controls an island)
“Flush” would actually be a cool keyword ability for a card lol. It would have to be on something worth reanimating/casting but it’s a cool concept Edit: no I don’t care that this video is 6+ years old, it was new to ME
My Idea for Trombopoline: At the beginning of your upkeep, i there are no bounce counters on this creature put a bounce counter on it. Otherwise remove all bounce counters from it. As long as there is a bounce counter on this creature it has flying. If there are no bounce counters on it it has trample.
Just realised the sorcery that can be cast from Exile would be great in a storm deck just to add to the storm count. As long as you have a way to exile it like an underworld breech deck. Where you can actually take turn exiling other copies of the card to cast them.
Spoliers for the video, don't read if you don't want to know quite yet or haven't watched it all yet. 13:35 Ahhhh, Banding! No banding, no LLRcrew, just no. *flashbacks incoming*
Being a spike isn't about being competitive! It's about *winning*! XD There also wasn't a 3/3 with trample in Origins, but considering one of the other cards had a mechanic called "Texmex".... Yeeeeah
That sound you hear in the background is Wizards R&D, frantically scribbling down new keyword inspiration. BTW, was the background dude a deliberate inclusion at 0:32?
I've also won a Conspiracy draft with a U/B control deck that was playing Reya Dawnbringer and Pelakka Wurm thanks to multiple Extract from Darkness and a red splash for Grenzo, Dungeon Warden. It was the sweetest. We never drafted Conspiracy again.
I think that the card that can be cast from exile can be built around in a storm deck... It will probably look like graveyard hate package, goblin electromancers, the rituals and grapeshot.
Islandflock: Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap any number of untapped islands you control. Put x copies of this creature onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, where x is the number of islands tapped this way. Exile those copies at the end of the Combat step.
Paul was 8 years too early for AI Magic.
The thing that makes this even better is that there isn’t even a 3/3 with trample in Origins.
Yes, now we can put Sadness on the stack.
bioweapon0073 it finds no target, it fizzles, and now you have to be happy!
"But I did learn my deck's weaknesses, so next time, we can be perfect."
I mean, isn't that how you're supposed to play magic?
Yeah, it is!
Gaming Wildlife You would think that but apparently most players don't like to "waste" their time tinkering or building a deck and rather just copy a top list and never bother think about it unless a new top tier version of the list comes out.
michaelkeha wow rly I'm new to magic so I didnt know that I don't copy I mean I well get odeas from other and copy but not fully
i don't care if there are flagrant weaknesses there's no way I'm changing the perfect flavor of my green red hydra ramp
I don't care what the best deck is!
I will always play izzet!
I will one day prefect izzet!
Izzet reigns supreme!
Clearly RoboRosewater has stolen Paul's code.
WIFELINK!!!! "When this creature attacks, gain wives equal to the damage it dealt!"
gninamah5 that seems.... illegal most places? curious though
feltyone Most places? You mean like... Modern and vintage, right?
Liam Walters in Vintage it's only restricted
Exactly what I meant. It is legal in pauper though. Most people don't realize that. Pauper is weird sometimes
Ohhhhhh. I thought you was on about bigamy. Easy mistake to make =)
I would watch an entire series of the "Ladies Night" group's shenanigans.
NarishmaReborn Seconded, MORE Ladies Night episodes, or sister series (pun accidentally intended).
2hg archenemy?
Not going to lie, the bad algorithm cards make this one of my favorite episodes to this day.
I just realised… this is the best marketing I’ve seen in my entire life. This is a comfort series for me and it always makes me want to get back into magic.
Storm Of Crows 3UU
Instant
Put a 1/2 blue bird creature token into play with flying named Storm Crow.
Storm
Ian Moldovan In all seriousness that could make a decent common. I could see including it in a draft deck if I didn't have a strong pool.
And now it actually exists! Great prediction! Any ideas on what we'll get in another 2 years?
Time traveler
Hacks
BionicKing but it would be broken in constructed
I still think abilities should be:
Flunge: Whenever you attack with all creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This creature may block while tapped as long as it has one or more +1/+1 counters on it.
Inpoopulate: When a creature with Inpoopulate dies, create a red-green 0/1 poop creature token, it has "whenever a creature is blocked by this creature, that creature does not untap during that opponent's next untap step"
Trombopoline: At the beginning of each of your end steps, if this creature does not posess flying, it gains flying, if it posesses flying, it loses flying.
Wivelink: Whenever this creature deals combat damage, create a X/X creature token of this creature's colors where X is the amount of damage dealt, then band that creature to this creature.
Islandflock: Whenever this creature attacks, create X creature tokens that are copies of this creature tapped and attacking the same player, where X is the number of islands defending player controls. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.
Corpsebreathing: Exile a creature card from your graveyard: This creature gains +X/+0 until end of turn where X is the exiled creature's power.
Sadness: This creature does not untap during your next untap step, if another creature you control died last turn.
Mentalcraft: Either needs three Wizards, or you having at least three cards in hand.
chunnel: Whenever this creature would become blocked by a creature, you may pay X life where X is the potential blocker's CMC, if you do, that creature cannot block this creature this turn. Cannot be blocked by blue creatures.
Yes but what about Banding?
corpsebreathing would be a fun archetype. golgari bloodrush!
I think the punch line here is "Banding?"
Noooo its not.
Mara K MESA PEGASUS REPRINT CONFIRMED.
Aidan Dao I honestly don't see what the big deal is about banding. It was a cool concept, it wasn't as complicated as people make it out to be, and it had some really good combos that I really miss if only for flavor reasons (blocking with Wall of Glare and a bunch of smaller creatures with banding to protect them and still have them deal their damage made a lot of sense in-universe). Is it a joke that's supposed to be an exaggeration, or have I been missing something?
+Mara K oh god... the camels
Kuru -chan tcc? So tap concede concede
I think Paul will be the one to laugh when Flush, Marco and Polo are in Magic Origins. And don't forget Wifelink.
MasterQuestMaster naw its gonna be in the next Un set Unorigins
MasterQuestMaster If a creature your spouse controls would deal damage you gain that much life. Seems pretty good
Lord Sigler Wifelink is going to break the kitchen table spouse meta.
Lord Sigler Does it work for unmarried couples? Can I use Wifelink to gain life off my boyfriend's deck?
JUDGE!
"When this creature attacks, exile it, then return it to the battlefield."
That sounds pretty good. If you've got some ETB enchants or artifacts, a blink attack ability would be nice.
Gaming Wildlife You should check out the card "Norin The Wary". His ability essentially includes that one.
Wifelink?
@@WhiteWizard42 I just looked that card up, it’s trash. No I don’t care that this video came out a decade ago. Wish they’d make more :(
@@dannydevito4338 Norin is definitely a bad card on its own, but hilarious with Purphoros or Confusion in the Ranks.
And LRR also wishes they could make more Friday Nights, but they're trying to be safe and responsible too. Meanwhile they did a couple Sick Rips (Magic-themed Crapshots) for their pre-preleases last year?
Anyone notice the guy in the background at 0:33 actually punch when Alex said 'Punchy'?
lol ya
That was graham right?!
Looks like it
+Delusional Sloth nope! it was an LRR fan who donated a lot of money to their Patreon, pretty sure
yep
I was rolling on floor laughing at "Can Block as though it had Flunge." LMAO!
Paul almost spoiled spell mastery with "mispelled mastery"
Kathleen's makeup and the card generator were the best things ever. Also, I always lol at Cameron and Alex. Such screen chemistry.
Paul has created RoboRosewater.
kathleen works so damn well with missy that i died they need to work together more often
This episode clearly has the keyword Punulate: when you watch this episode, you notice a new pun that you didn't notice last time.
Also, Missy is really working that triple-belt look. Damn.
Missy has that Mad Max game going. I approve.
Seriously, I dig the Nike cheese grater she had on her wrist. Kinda want one of those myself now.
@@TheAwakeOrangutang it's a shin guard - equipped player has protection from shin strikes!
Man, casting pelakka wurm for free sounds amazing in UB control.
syl schinco Well you still have to pay 7, you just also get a 6/4 body as well.
BardicLasher Uh, not with Aether Searcher you don't. (Edit: Oh, right, Aether Searcher)
I love this series so much, something about the 8th grade school play over-acting from basically everyone but Graham is so enrapturing.
Did LoadingReadyRun just spoil the next Unglued set?
Mike Smith I certainly hope so
Oh god...Please no
They should get LRR to MAKE the next Un-Set.
That sounds like fun to draft bring it on
+Tom Magennis YEESSSSS WIZARDS PLEASE
Lol, did Missy use a football shinguard as her steampunk arm guard?
Daban Yes, yes she did. An attempt at Chandra, I presume.
DeviltoGeorgia34 Given the eye shadow war paint I think she was doing more of a Mad Max Furiosa.
DivineChronometer Those glasses seem very Chandra and Jaya Ballard to me. Have you seen the spoiler of the 5 mana artifact goggles? it taps for a single red and if you use that red to play a red instant or sorcery, you twin cast that spell. It references Jaya and Chandra.
Paul Gaither the goggles are chandra goggles, LRR was giving them away at a con, however im pretty sure she wasnt going for chandra or jaya because, for the most part, those 2 are not villians
Missy totally looked like Evil Chandra.
Huzzah for dumb mill-decks!
Woodthorn YES! Now I want to rebuild mine again.
Mill for the win!!!! Go House Dimir!!!!
Rewatching this episode in current year... Holy shit, that's Cori!
Corpesbreathing, became a thing in War of the spark.
Edit:Some call it Meatbreathing.
this episode makes me laugh out loud (like actually). even after watching it again many months later
Did anyone else wince when he threw the deck in the garbage?
(I know it was probably an empty box, and an empty bin...but still.)
A little bit, yup
yup.
Oh yes :(
That hurt
All of you are sad.
Lol, love the supporting roles of all the lady planeswalkers here. Baste seemes legit
It's good to see Missy again ^_^ fantastic episode guys.
Kathleen totally screwed up how "My genius knows no bounds". 1) you don't have to choose the amount till it resolves so by the time you declare that you're choosing 10, it's too late to respond with notion thief. 2) even if we say she was playing too fast and that she locked in her decision, any action declared to be before said decision would be made is grounds for the controller to change her mind. Casting notion thief would just mean choosing to pay 0 instead.
Flush wouldnt even be a that bad
Yes it would
It's Magic! Tell me why it would be bad? Filling up your graveyard for free isactually pretty good
Yung Venuz It'd hose red borrowing spells
"Act of Treason your Wheezing Sphinx."
"In response, flush it."
Yung Venuz actually, on second thought you can always enable delve. And Tarmogoyf. And... Oh god, you're right
It's Magic! I said so man!
Its pretty good, it also works with pyromancers ascension and locket of yesterdays
Does anybody realize the girl who milled kaitlyn also stopped kaitlyn from drawing 10 cards??? Lol
Thats true
But Kaitlyn played Doomsday (which exiles all but 5 cards) after that girl stole her draw 10, so preventing her from drawing cards didn't actually slow down her mill
Poor Kathleen xD her own nasty mill tactics used against her xD
"Lotus Bloom and Ancestral Vision come off Suspend. Storm Count is 2..."
"I concede"
If everybody on the team plays infect there is no way for the archenemy to win.
Archenemy or just commander when you have bad friends.
This is my absolute most favorite episode of Friday Nights. It's incredible!
Metalcruft: Whenever another Artifact comes into play, put a charge counter on (this permanent). Artifact spells cost x more to cast, where x is the number of charge counters on (this permanent).
Banding - HAHAHAHA What a ridiculous idea!
5 Years since this glorious piece of content was created!
"Enchant meal you control." If only they knew how delicious the ards would be come late 2019
Don't eat the delicious cards!
One of the more fun episodes lrr has made! Love it! Also more Missy please!
0:30 James is preparing for the prerelease I. The background.
'creatures with ranch may block as though they had flunge' fucking brilliant
"Banding?" is still one of my favorite of their magic jokes
"Banding?!" Oh god, that mechanic...
Polo (If the defending player controls an island, this creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Marco)
Marco (This creature can block creatures with Polo, even if the defending player controls an island)
I am so glad that Tromple made it in from the neural networks thread.
Yes finaly another one of these make more please
I love how similar all the AI cars are to real AI cards, years later
I could just watch the crew reading bullshit magic abilities all day.
“Flush” would actually be a cool keyword ability for a card lol. It would have to be on something worth reanimating/casting but it’s a cool concept
Edit: no I don’t care that this video is 6+ years old, it was new to ME
My Idea for Trombopoline: At the beginning of your upkeep, i there are no bounce counters on this creature put a bounce counter on it. Otherwise remove all bounce counters from it. As long as there is a bounce counter on this creature it has flying.
If there are no bounce counters on it it has trample.
Grahams shirt of space ghost with the coffee mug is so sweet!
When they were reading off the algorithmic keywords i swear i've never fucking laughed harder.
Nivix Elemental/unnamed red mana sorcery from 13:36
Misspelled mastery makes so much sense in this praticular scene.
31 video's until i finish binging this show again
I will never not laugh hysterically at Paul and his predictions.
Great episode, one of the best ones yet!
Missie and Kathleen are my spirit animals
Missy plz you killed it XD
i laughed way too hard at 'Horsemanship? Eugh...' 7:50
that red card
(r)
you may cast this from exile
would be insane in storm.
Not if you cant cast t from your graveyard
One red sorcery you may cast from exile might legitimately make it into storm decks.
This just became my favorite Friday Nights
one red to cast this spell from exile and do nothing else? beautiful
according to a later episode's intro card featuring future cast member Adam, Texmexproof actually gives u protection from all spicy foods.
Just realised the sorcery that can be cast from Exile would be great in a storm deck just to add to the storm count. As long as you have a way to exile it like an underworld breech deck. Where you can actually take turn exiling other copies of the card to cast them.
Spoliers for the video, don't read if you don't want to know quite yet or haven't watched it all yet.
13:35 Ahhhh, Banding! No banding, no LLRcrew, just no. *flashbacks incoming*
Corpsebreathing sounds like an actual mechanic.
"Lotus Bloom and Ancestral Recall come off suspend - Storm count is 2."
*CONCEDE*
Corpse-breathing sounds suspiciously like Meat-breathing. Like that card from War of the Spark.
Being a spike isn't about being competitive! It's about *winning*! XD
There also wasn't a 3/3 with trample in Origins, but considering one of the other cards had a mechanic called "Texmex".... Yeeeeah
Texmexproof :p
"for each red card you mill i will get yet another faerie rogue token"
*mills 4 cards
*oof you got 7*
ITS HAPPENING!!!
FRIDAY NIGHTS IS HERE!!
"It's so hot out here" ...my stereotypes of Canada have proven false
I love Graham's shirt! Robocup. I have never seen that before.
That sound you hear in the background is Wizards R&D, frantically scribbling down new keyword inspiration.
BTW, was the background dude a deliberate inclusion at 0:32?
Suicidal Zebra Yes!
Fantastic timing then!
Lol thanks for pointing that out, I lost it when I went back and watched it! Good work as always LRR crew!
Suicidal Zebra Pretty sure that was Graham.
It was I think
HAHA! This is what it feels like whenever I duel with my brother! My carefully rehearsed Golgari deck gets smooshed by his casual Azorius...
you may cast this from exile for 1r storm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul just casually predicts Robo Rosewater.
I've also won a Conspiracy draft with a U/B control deck that was playing Reya Dawnbringer and Pelakka Wurm thanks to multiple Extract from Darkness and a red splash for Grenzo, Dungeon Warden. It was the sweetest. We never drafted Conspiracy again.
Because you're feeling punchy? That visual gag.
When everyone gets your joke 8:16
I think that the card that can be cast from exile can be built around in a storm deck... It will probably look like graveyard hate package, goblin electromancers, the rituals and grapeshot.
6:48 "This guy has BASED"
Holy cow this is Chatgpt/generative api to a T
9:48 would have had to counter the ability before the reveal, but tbf missy was kind of hand-waving the priority a bit too fast
We need a loop of "Eyy, Trumbopoline!"
Archenemy looks fun, especially since I have the most fun in multiplayer formats when everyone on the table has to deal with my stuff.
Hullo! I am four years too late, but I would love to know what that print is on the wall at 1:33. Thank you in advance.
"you may place this card into your graveyard"
Ok. That was a carriage feed printer noise. Bum Bum Bum
"Banding?" made me laugh the hardest.
Islandflock: Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap any number of untapped islands you control. Put x copies of this creature onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, where x is the number of islands tapped this way. Exile those copies at the end of the Combat step.
“Dumb mill deck” has fetches and aether vial