@@christophermichaels i bet that event itself you can make into fascinating story... I like All of your stories, ex-dea truck, 400$ air Guage, trespassing through weed, blue Ridge Parkway, vegas rental car with danage waiver....
Always the best stories when Chris is telling them, he's definitely had a interesting life, & been in some dodgy places, but he's incredibly relaxed when he tells his tales, Rj in Oz
Nah these are just that, stories. This dude is a liar out the wazoo. Body language and verbatim tell all. Why vinwiki continues to allow this is beyond me 🤷🏼♂️ this is definitely the guy multiple people were talking about when they have said that the stories are far stretched and not legitimate. Unless this guy lived in the wild Wild West way back in the day, these stories are horse shit.
The amount of detail this guy somehow remembers 20 years after the fact, that most people wouldn’t recall from a year ago, is enough proof. Considering this guys poor vocabulary and clear lack of education, there is no chance he has this kind of memory… this guy reminds me of the school kid constantly searching for validation, who is praying the cool kids will accept him one day
In my business, we call that first incident the “Lethal Weapon Affect”. Hollywood has trained a certain segment of the population, which can include LEO, to scream “GUN!” and go absolutely bonkers at the slightest interaction with a firearm. In LEO it’s usually rookies. But…sometimes in big cities, veteran officers can be prone to this psychosis. Glad you are well and handled it with such aplomb. Regards, Marky
I understand that there are also is a lot of police training that emphasizes the "warrior" narrative of policing with a "kill or be killed" mindset. Fear of being shot is not unjustified as a police officer, but the chances of police dying in a vehicle crash are almost as great, and in 2020 at least, death due to COVID-19 among police was about four times the shooting death rate. It doesn't seem that the "warrior" mindset is good for the public or the police.
@@jebeda The dude that does all the "warrior mindset" trainings is a nutjob. "You have the best sex after you kill someone". He also popularized this sheep-wolves-sheepdog bs. Basically the same philosphy that Denzel Washington's character in Training Day tries to convey on Ethan Hawke's rookie. For those with bad memory: DENZEL PLAYS THE BAD GUY!
@@superxDification In my business we call what you describe, “Fear Biting”. The Ancient Greek warrior ethos called it “possession”. It too is to be avoided through training and inoculation. Regards, Marky
Thank you for explaining an outstanding story and also talking through your thought process. It should help others learn to listen to officers even if they are the ones in the wrong. It helps people learn how to leave that experience unharmed!
*Sometimes I think Chris's stories are too good to not be made up, but the details and accuracy seem way too spot on to be fake. Crazy. Great storyteller.*
Letting this stuff slide (1st story) is why there's no paper trail for when things go wrong and an investigation turns up an 'exemplary record.' That said, I probably wouldn't have pressed it either, at least at the scene.
You’re right. I used to be a big police supporter. The past year has proven that they will enforce any unconstitutional law the higher ups tell them. Just a matter of time they’ll be trying to go door to door taking away peoples 2nd amendment rights. Especially in big democrat states.
A normal guy would be telling stories about late night drinking and partying meanwhile Chris is like “so when I stole the Apache helicopter so I could make it to the taco bell in the next county….”
I find it amazing that you never come out and say why all this shit happens to you. We all know that way too many people are going to take one look at you and decide you are a meth crazed killer. How you can be so calm about it is simply incredible.
I never comment on these videos, but this is an amazing story. I can't believe the things that happen to Chris all in one day at that. A lifetime of great stories. His stories are the best!
I needed to hear this today. Thank you! We had a very similar chevy 4x4, same setup but stepside. The dual tanks bit us in the butt several times. I know the walk all too well.
*SOME PPL MIGHT THINK CHRIS MAKES UP THESE CEAZY STORIES BUT....* for us who have had crazy experiences like these of our own, we know there true....love Chris's stories, keep em coming!!!!!!
For the record, a gallon of gas typically weighs 6.2 pounds so 5 gallons of it weighs about 31 pounds. Love your stories and your skill at telling them.
Dude, I have stories. But he has legendary stories. How so many things can happens in one persons life up to this point is nuts. I love it. Keep it coming!!!!
Every time I start one of these videos and see this man, I start laughing immediately because of course a story with that title is gonna come from Chris. God bless this man for intentionally and unintentionally leading a crazy life to share with all of us.
OMG. Hilarious. I just had one of those out loud laughs in a quiet space that caught a few people off guard. What a great finish. You landed that one like an Olympic gymnast
ZING! Wow, this man never ceases to amaze with his story telling abilities. Equally amazing is the talent of VinWiki to find these talented people & assemble thier stories into great videos. Cheers everyone, to greatness!
Lol that the cop didn't even give Chris a ride back to his truck for the trouble, resulting in him getting hit by a car.
And Christians binder. Can’t forget that part.
I'm walking through your hood and you hit me with an oldsmobile, that needs to be on a shirt somehow.
I asked him, but he said they weren’t allowed to give rides, plus I’ve ridden in police cars too many times already :)
@@christophermichaels i bet that event itself you can make into fascinating story...
I like All of your stories, ex-dea truck, 400$ air Guage, trespassing through weed, blue Ridge Parkway, vegas rental car with danage waiver....
Was thinking the same
Chris could talk about painting drywall and I would be fully invested… best storyteller on VinWiki by a long shot
Have you heard rabbits stories?
@@tylerloveless6716 rabbit don’t hold a candle to Chris
Yeah he doesn't hold a candle to my man Rabbit. He's too tryhard cool, but Rabbits effortlessly smooth.
He is an actor and his stories are written by vinwiki writers
"And then... I saw it. The smallest of bubbles. 'Dang it'. The tape didnt adhere correct. Well, I wasnt gonna let that stop me"
Always the best stories when Chris is telling them, he's definitely had a interesting life, & been in some dodgy places, but he's incredibly relaxed when he tells his tales, Rj in Oz
Saw the title and just had a gut feeling it was a Chris story
Nah these are just that, stories. This dude is a liar out the wazoo. Body language and verbatim tell all. Why vinwiki continues to allow this is beyond me 🤷🏼♂️ this is definitely the guy multiple people were talking about when they have said that the stories are far stretched and not legitimate. Unless this guy lived in the wild Wild West way back in the day, these stories are horse shit.
The amount of detail this guy somehow remembers 20 years after the fact, that most people wouldn’t recall from a year ago, is enough proof. Considering this guys poor vocabulary and clear lack of education, there is no chance he has this kind of memory… this guy reminds me of the school kid constantly searching for validation, who is praying the cool kids will accept him one day
Agreed!!
@@kirkc9593 even if there are embellishments for entertainment sake, just enjoy em instead of whining about it. ..
"I got hit in the head with the Christian Agenda."
I almost injured myself laughing as that sank in! Lol!
Me too, because it made SO MUCH SENSE !
It really seems like something that would be on My Name is Earl😂
Mans got crusaded
holy crap that's hilarious!! LOL
That line at the end made me laugh.
Chris is a better man than me, I have a temper that goes from 0 to 100 real quick.
Ahh, you have kids too?
"And oddly enough, this is when the day gets weird." Best quote ever after having a cop has you on the ground in zip ties.
I just love hearing Chris and his stories always make me laugh.
ED we need more of Chris‘s stories please 😂😂😂
The punchline at the end was freaking hilarious. I love it when Chris is telling his stories. He has some great ones.
As soon as I read the title and saw the thumbnail I thought: "This has to be a Christopher Michaels story"
Was not disappointed. 10/10
Sometimes things just don't go your way
Thats what me and my sister thought at our wedding, but 6 years later we are happier than ever!
@@MD-jg2dv Are you able to clarify that statement a little more?😂
Chris has lived a life most couldn't even dream of. By far one of the best storytellers of Vinwiki!
NGL, I thought Chris was going to guilt our overzealous officer into a ride back to his truck.
I tried Reid but he said they weren’t allowed to give rides. Plus I’ve ridden in police cars too many times already :)
Chris is the storyteller that keeps on giving. Can't wait for the next one.
Thank you Ed posting Chris telling another story has absolutely made my day. I love to hear any of Chris's stories.
That story had more twists than a Georgia mountain drive!
This man needs to make a movie of his life! Absolutely kills every story and it always keeps you entertained! Keep more of Chris stories coming!!!!
It's like listening to an episode of "My name is Earl".
Whenever I see a new story by Chris, Ed, or Rabbit… I know it’s going to be a good one
Rabbit is too arrogant.
Chris is my absolute fav teller of story’s. I love to have a beer with him.
In my business, we call that first incident the “Lethal Weapon Affect”. Hollywood has trained a certain segment of the population, which can include LEO, to scream “GUN!” and go absolutely bonkers at the slightest interaction with a firearm.
In LEO it’s usually rookies. But…sometimes in big cities, veteran officers can be prone to this psychosis.
Glad you are well and handled it with such aplomb.
Regards,
Marky
I understand that there are also is a lot of police training that emphasizes the "warrior" narrative of policing with a "kill or be killed" mindset. Fear of being shot is not unjustified as a police officer, but the chances of police dying in a vehicle crash are almost as great, and in 2020 at least, death due to COVID-19 among police was about four times the shooting death rate. It doesn't seem that the "warrior" mindset is good for the public or the police.
@@jebeda The dude that does all the "warrior mindset" trainings is a nutjob. "You have the best sex after you kill someone". He also popularized this sheep-wolves-sheepdog bs. Basically the same philosphy that Denzel Washington's character in Training Day tries to convey on Ethan Hawke's rookie. For those with bad memory: DENZEL PLAYS THE BAD GUY!
@@superxDification In my business we call what you describe, “Fear Biting”. The Ancient Greek warrior ethos called it “possession”. It too is to be avoided through training and inoculation.
Regards,
Marky
Cool word
@@MeatMachine212 I have my moments. ;-)
Always love to hear Chris's stories they are definitely more relatable to then some of the fancier guys on here.
I love this dude, the way he narrates his stories is very detailed and it makes you feel you were there too
Chris is an incredibly entertaining story teller, love this guys stories!!
“This spectacular spinning arc of English” Goddamn Chris😂😂😂😂😂😂
I buy a gallon of water. Cheapest gas can ever.
What a tremendous story. The guy is a hell of a storyteller too
This has to be up there with one of the craziest but most captivating stories this man has ever told. Keep bringing Chris back Ed!
I gotta lot of respect for Chris he just seems like a very humble understanding man...
Chris is one of the best story tellers . I wish i can sit back and have some beers with him and talk. We need more of chris stories !
Thank you for explaining an outstanding story and also talking through your thought process. It should help others learn to listen to officers even if they are the ones in the wrong. It helps people learn how to leave that experience unharmed!
Man that last part is freaking hilarious🤣 thanks Chris
Chris is my favorite Vinwiki guest, I listen to his stories at least once a day
This guy is my favorite on here he’s always has good stories
"I can only imagine some sort of spectacular spinning arch of English".
Most amazing quote ever. I laughed so hard at the end.
Love this guy . Best story's every time
*Sometimes I think Chris's stories are too good to not be made up, but the details and accuracy seem way too spot on to be fake. Crazy. Great storyteller.*
I love listening to this man's stories, has a great way of telling them, very enjoyable.
How is this guy even alive? He has the combined luck of Mr Magoo and Forest Gump.
His stories are just that, stories. He's full of shit.
Letting this stuff slide (1st story) is why there's no paper trail for when things go wrong and an investigation turns up an 'exemplary record.' That said, I probably wouldn't have pressed it either, at least at the scene.
You’re right. I used to be a big police supporter. The past year has proven that they will enforce any unconstitutional law the higher ups tell them.
Just a matter of time they’ll be trying to go door to door taking away peoples 2nd amendment rights. Especially in big democrat states.
What an absolute chill guy! Gotta listen to more of him
Chris by far has some of the most entertaining stories. Man you have one hell of a life brother!
My EDC (every day carry) is a .40 cal Glock 23 also.... bought it used 7+ years ago. Great firearm.
I read the title and knew it was the man, the myth, the legend: Chris!
Chris is an awesome story teller, with so many gr8 stories ... this guy is golden for this already great channel. Thank you for all the gr8 stories. 🙏
Love this guy's stories! Such an interesting life.
A normal guy would be telling stories about late night drinking and partying meanwhile Chris is like “so when I stole the Apache helicopter so I could make it to the taco bell in the next county….”
This is the best ending I've ever seen of all the interviews EVER!
Chris always has the best stories. Keep them coming.
Keep his wild stories coming. I’m sure there are more.
Best story teller I’ve heard in awhile. Mans lived through it all.
"Gas Station Heist..."
Yeah, it HAS been a while since Chris has been on.
I find it amazing that you never come out and say why all this shit happens to you. We all know that way too many people are going to take one look at you and decide you are a meth crazed killer. How you can be so calm about it is simply incredible.
You know you have to hit like before watching story it if you see Chris...
This is probably the best story i have heard in a while
Imagine that, a cop that overacts.
1up for Chris. Thanks for the lesson, wise man. Definitely a guy that can see the signs around him when others fail to read.
Hey Ed!! 🙂
Hey!
I can't count on either of my hands how many times this entire story has unraveled to me ever until this moment.
Like I say every time… Chris Michaels tells story = I click fast, like the video, share it, and unsubscribe just to subscribe again
Best.
Punchline.
It's a rare feat to have a great story end that perfectly with, of all things, a punchline. Nice!
I never comment on these videos, but this is an amazing story. I can't believe the things that happen to Chris all in one day at that. A lifetime of great stories. His stories are the best!
Love it Rabbit and Christopher are my favorites nobody tells story's like they do this just made my day.
You always know it’s gonna be a good story when it’s Chris telling it
Chris is the best. I'd love to have a friend so chill and relaxed like that.
Absolutely love listening to Chris's stories! We need to see him more on the channel!
This man never misses with his stories. He wraps us up every single time! Why is this man's life a movie?!?!
Love Chris, need more of his stories!
Man o man another fine piece from Chris!
Chris is one of those guys that I'd love to just sit down with and enjoy a beer. Such a humble and entertaining guy.
I needed to hear this today. Thank you! We had a very similar chevy 4x4, same setup but stepside. The dual tanks bit us in the butt several times. I know the walk all too well.
*SOME PPL MIGHT THINK CHRIS MAKES UP THESE CEAZY STORIES BUT....* for us who have had crazy experiences like these of our own, we know there true....love Chris's stories, keep em coming!!!!!!
Thanks for having my back Bill!
For the record, a gallon of gas typically weighs 6.2 pounds so 5 gallons of it weighs about 31 pounds. Love your stories and your skill at telling them.
Holy Cow!!! Chris tells great stories, but this is the BEST!!!
GA stories are always the best.
I’d love to sit with Chris and hear how much more ridiculous these stories get. Great story
Always the best content on this channel. Dude is pure gold.
I cannot get enough of Chris and his amazing life stories!
I would have asked the officer to drive me back to my car as a favor for all that!
I asked but he said they weren’t allowed to give rides, plus I’ve ridden in enough police cars already.
He had three legitimate scenarios for using his pistol and he refrained. Good job, Chris.
Thanks RJon. I save it for emergencies.
As soon as I see this guy I know it’s going to be a fantastic episode.
Christopher’s stories are some of my all time favorites.
Chris has the best stories and is so entertaining to listen to.
Hell yeah, I love Chris's stories!
Dude, I have stories. But he has legendary stories. How so many things can happens in one persons life up to this point is nuts. I love it. Keep it coming!!!!
Great story as usual from Chris. Kudos for the Pulp Fiction reference! 😉👍
Christopher is by far the best story teller on VinWiki. I would love to buy round after round just to hear him tell stories.
Dude you got the best stories
Every time I start one of these videos and see this man, I start laughing immediately because of course a story with that title is gonna come from Chris. God bless this man for intentionally and unintentionally leading a crazy life to share with all of us.
OMG. Hilarious. I just had one of those out loud laughs in a quiet space that caught a few people off guard. What a great finish. You landed that one like an Olympic gymnast
Always twist ,turns and unexpected endings...truly the best.
Chris definitely has the most interesting csr stories and definitely has a way of telling them that keeps you entertained. Keep them coming!
I mean, seriously, Is there ever a dull moment in this guys life? Looking forward do the next event!
This guy is very good at telling stories, they get better and better
What a great story I could listen to Chris' stories for ages
"No, I was walking through your hood. You hit me with an Oldsmobile" 🤣
One of the best stories I've heard.
ZING! Wow, this man never ceases to amaze with his story telling abilities. Equally amazing is the talent of VinWiki to find these talented people & assemble thier stories into great videos.
Cheers everyone, to greatness!
"and oddly enough, this is where the day gets... weird."
LOL!
"Laying face down in the greasiest spot of the gas station".. hilarious!
Hell yea Chris is the best storyteller on here.