A scam on my cursed ex-druglord BMW X5?

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  • @shig.bitz.3205
    @shig.bitz.3205 3 роки тому +497

    Yes honestly just pay this guy to do an entire series

    • @YouTubeHandlesAreStupid
      @YouTubeHandlesAreStupid 3 роки тому +2

      Of made up stories?

    • @shig.bitz.3205
      @shig.bitz.3205 3 роки тому +28

      @@UA-camHandlesAreStupid honestly idc if they're someone else's stories or completely made up he's just good at telling a story

  • @dwoodward931
    @dwoodward931 3 роки тому +1931

    "Ehhh, in Kazakhstan you have the car you own the car." lmao

  • @mingli1241
    @mingli1241 3 роки тому +697

    I love this guy stories.

    • @extec101
      @extec101 3 роки тому +8

      all the vinwiki stories is good.

    • @John-oo4ec
      @John-oo4ec 3 роки тому +15

      This guy, the best

    • @mingli1241
      @mingli1241 3 роки тому +3

      @@extec101 of course i have favorites like rabbit.

    • @extec101
      @extec101 3 роки тому +5

      @@mingli1241 rabbit is good too.
      i love this stories as they got so much feeling when told and it feels almost like you are there in the moment it happens.

    • @evilyoungpatches757
      @evilyoungpatches757 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah, this guy and the car vallet guy, tell good stories. " Cocaine nail ".

  • @Grumpycat95
    @Grumpycat95 3 роки тому +829

    I love how this story sums up bmw ownership 😂

    • @luvadougla
      @luvadougla 3 роки тому +36

      Complete with the obscene customer service 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arcadeuk
      @arcadeuk 3 роки тому +44

      For one day a year, my M5 is the best car in the world, for the other 364, it lives at the dealership 🤣😂

    • @kcamsdog1387
      @kcamsdog1387 3 роки тому +6

      My e46 has blown rear shock absorbers. Now it rides just like my wife’s Buick LeSabre from the same year!

    • @brendanlee5755
      @brendanlee5755 3 роки тому +4

      Knock on wood my e90 335i has only failed a thermostat and a o2 sensor w 6 months of owning it so I’m not seein the issue everyone says w these

    • @brianm.595
      @brianm.595 3 роки тому +4

      Lol thats only the used BMW story. New ones are generally solid. However it wasn't a smart thing to buy a new platform brand new model soon after release, those cars are the ones you chase gremlins on 3 years later.

  • @MrJoebiz24
    @MrJoebiz24 3 роки тому +360

    "I can't cut the wires, it'll freak out the ski package"...lol

    • @jalfrezi3602
      @jalfrezi3602 3 роки тому +3

      As soon as I saw this comment he said it

    • @thatmatty231guy
      @thatmatty231guy 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @srice8959
      @srice8959 2 роки тому

      @@jalfrezi3602
      Same

    • @thunaru
      @thunaru 2 роки тому +2

      On E53 NFL ...you can cut the wire to the heated.seats. Only an error will be stored. No check engine light will be displayed! 😎

  • @williamwilliams8145
    @williamwilliams8145 3 роки тому +292

    That X5 is now driving around Kazakhstan with a Lada engine fitted in it.

    • @bobmcl2406
      @bobmcl2406 3 роки тому +13

      ...and it's a diesel!

    • @DanDaMan2442
      @DanDaMan2442 3 роки тому +5

      Hahaha yes sirrr!

    • @ps1hagrid84
      @ps1hagrid84 3 роки тому

      yessir lol

    • @jakelewis8345
      @jakelewis8345 Рік тому

      probably because they had issues with parts or fixing it and said screw it we have this engine and all these parts to fix it

    • @protorandom9097
      @protorandom9097 5 місяців тому

      and its 10 times more reliable

  • @truckerguy1118
    @truckerguy1118 3 роки тому +236

    Any story with Christopher telling u know it's going to be good

    • @a1phamalestud
      @a1phamalestud 3 роки тому +2

      Ed and Chris have the best storys

  • @kesspm
    @kesspm 3 роки тому +193

    Christopher has to be one of my favorite VINwiki storytellers!

    • @jacobmills7824
      @jacobmills7824 3 роки тому +1

      Facts, for some reason I love the sound of his rings

    • @behindthen0thing
      @behindthen0thing 3 роки тому

      Needs to do something about his just rolled out of the dumpster appearance though

  • @oregonhighway
    @oregonhighway 3 роки тому +468

    Chris has the most entertaining, eye-opening, knee slapping hilarious stories. This made my shitty morning better 🤗👍

    • @Naturalchorus
      @Naturalchorus 3 роки тому +2

      Once Vinwiki got large, they realized they didn't have enough stories. So they hired writers to write stories and a good storyteller to tell them. The stories from this guy are fake, but still entertaining.

    • @desiinger5486
      @desiinger5486 3 роки тому +6

      @@Naturalchorus Yeah, no.

    • @admranger
      @admranger 3 роки тому

      Definitely must see storytelling. Part of me wants to hang with Chris but my adult half says "hell no, you'll end up in (insert one of his stories here) situation."

  • @chadvarnell1889
    @chadvarnell1889 3 роки тому +65

    Chris is my favorite. We need more of his stories.

  • @LilReaper1010
    @LilReaper1010 3 роки тому +115

    Borat: "I buy BMW, he cannot afford"
    *angry neighbor sneer*

  • @jmccoy96jm
    @jmccoy96jm 3 роки тому +37

    Please get this guy a dedicated channel. For sure one of the best on this channel.

  • @LEGIOXIIIG
    @LEGIOXIIIG 3 роки тому +63

    1:14 "You know, my wife at the time" - Lol...Christopher you rock man. I'm telling you - there should be a VinWiki shirt lineup that says "My wife at the time"

  • @thandonindie6570
    @thandonindie6570 3 роки тому +74

    “It’s not going to work that way”😂😂

    • @papagunit
      @papagunit 3 роки тому +3

      "Nahh, it doesn't work that way" 🤣

  • @adithyagunawardana8293
    @adithyagunawardana8293 3 роки тому +96

    Of course it's a Christopher story

  • @galil_6863
    @galil_6863 3 роки тому +24

    *In Scotty Kilmer's voice:*
    "ENDLESS MONEY PIT!"

  • @deadmansfire
    @deadmansfire 3 роки тому +71

    Never imagined Chris in a BMW

    • @BobbyGeneric145
      @BobbyGeneric145 3 роки тому

      Theres dirt poor artists, comfortable artists, and wealthy artists... Hes definitely not the first!

  • @heathj7794
    @heathj7794 3 роки тому +45

    My man Christopher is finally back!

  • @Anewbreed
    @Anewbreed 3 роки тому +12

    As someone thats owned an x5 saying “you can’t cut the wire or it will mess up the ski package” is one of the most accurate things I’ve ever heard.

  • @user-ov9bb8du9b
    @user-ov9bb8du9b 3 роки тому +27

    I heard the title and knew it has to be Christopher. I love this guy

  • @enyionyeobia5103
    @enyionyeobia5103 3 роки тому +25

    Oh Chris you kill bro! ‘Hooked up over there to a team of horses with check engine light on’🤣

    • @nateboozer
      @nateboozer 3 роки тому +2

      That last line had me rolling. 🤣🤣

  • @timothywest1183
    @timothywest1183 3 роки тому +3

    You never know when you’ll run across something that just makes you really laugh out loud. His ‘I just know that BMW is over in Kazakhstan hooked up to a team of horses with the engine light on’ was that thing for me today. Thank you for that.

  • @KennethWoodruff420
    @KennethWoodruff420 3 роки тому +25

    Chris's storys are just as good as Uncle Rabbits 🔥🔥

  • @fshalor738
    @fshalor738 3 роки тому +13

    The freaky part is... I remember saving a picture from THAT X5 on Ebay when I was looking for an SUV around the time of the story. ~ 15 years ago now ish? Wow..

  • @olveroliver52
    @olveroliver52 3 роки тому +16

    "Our mechanic has a lab coat and has been to germany but can't figure it out" LMAO

  • @fordman1776
    @fordman1776 3 роки тому +7

    This dude is definitely the best story teller on your channel. " hooked to a team of horses cause check engine light wont go out"😂😂😂😂

  • @johnh2349
    @johnh2349 3 роки тому +14

    BMW’s, hookers, 4x4’s, weed forests. Christopher’s stories have it all. I bet, by the time this story is over, the BMW will have probably had a topped off tank of blinker fluid.

  • @BrownStig95
    @BrownStig95 3 роки тому +3

    Saw the "BMW" and "Drug Lord" and immediately knew this is a Chris story. Love this guy!

  • @stephen3164
    @stephen3164 3 роки тому +2

    Another awesome story!
    Also, having played the “BMW whack a mole CEL game”, I know two things are certain: these cars will always have a new fault light on each time you start the car; and secondly, the moment you’ve had enough dropping cash in to fixing it and decide to sell will be the point the new buyer has zero issues for the next 3 years. Or you can just never get it fixed to the point someone will buy it. Had a trunk actuator and the sunroof fail on the same day the buyer of mine was coming to pay for and pick up the car. Needless to say, I had to renegotiate to an even lower price on the spot.

  • @Alystas
    @Alystas 3 роки тому +3

    Miata: Headlight go up, Headlight go down
    X5: Window won't go up, Window won't go down

  • @CudiFan224
    @CudiFan224 3 роки тому +2

    I love everyone that comes on to tell stories but this guy definitely one of my top favs he has alot of great stories

  • @apexseal2811
    @apexseal2811 3 роки тому +19

    Alternative title: *"A Druglord Sold me an X5."*

  • @tmanepic
    @tmanepic 3 роки тому +4

    I swear this man is the real most interesting man on the world, all his stories are wild!

  • @jaredlarson6769
    @jaredlarson6769 3 роки тому +1

    So I’m having a crappy day just getting outbid on a boat on eBay. Bumming over it and then I get the ding telling me VINwiki has a new video out. See Christopher’s telling a story today and instantly am having a better day. Love this guy!

  • @Finite-Tuning
    @Finite-Tuning 3 роки тому +8

    "You take my money, you deliver the service! If not, we've got a problem!"
    Damn Right, Sir! But try and tell that to USPS....

  • @Courtney1992
    @Courtney1992 3 роки тому +13

    When he said the van from the airport was at his house I died laughing

  • @raptor6365
    @raptor6365 3 роки тому +3

    I think, besides Ed, Chris has the best stories! Keep them coming!!

  • @qdesnik
    @qdesnik 3 роки тому +37

    That's exactly why I got a Lexus.

  • @jcboom6894
    @jcboom6894 3 роки тому +1

    When I read the title, I knew it was a Christopher Michael's
    story. I love his stories and he always has "my wife, at the time".

  • @RaulfromTREY5
    @RaulfromTREY5 3 роки тому

    I love this channel, haven’t missed one upload since I found this channel a year ago

  • @Thatguy55595
    @Thatguy55595 3 роки тому +67

    Ah yes the guy who says he doesn’t do drugs but definitely does drugs

    • @jpick3113
      @jpick3113 3 роки тому +15

      Don’t judge a book by it’s cover man

    • @BalkanBoyBiH
      @BalkanBoyBiH 3 роки тому +1

      @@jpick3113 true people that sell drugs sometimes will be the last kind of person you would think off that deal the most.

    • @RogerAlan
      @RogerAlan 3 роки тому

      Who needs drugs when you have Jesus 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @davonmulder8458
      @davonmulder8458 3 роки тому +1

      @@RogerAlan you need drugs to see jesus

    • @sarahdell4042
      @sarahdell4042 3 роки тому +4

      Davon Mulder 😂😂

  • @wrxzboost
    @wrxzboost 3 роки тому +3

    "heated seat won't turn off driving around with a beach towel" - LOL!!!

  • @Tehillousions
    @Tehillousions 3 роки тому

    By far one of the best story tellers you have had on the channel never fails to entertain me!!!

  • @06speedtriple
    @06speedtriple 3 роки тому +6

    For us Atlanta residents, "That shirt is the cherry on top."

  • @AKChryslertech
    @AKChryslertech 3 роки тому +2

    This guy needs a full blown documentary!

  • @ericmueser
    @ericmueser 3 роки тому +1

    This guy is in my top 3 storytellers for sure. I hope he continues to be on VinWiki for years to come.

  • @Sie84yv
    @Sie84yv 3 роки тому

    One of the best story tellers in this channel! Thanks for adding "drug Lord" in the title as it correctly hinted at who the video is about!

  • @TheRealMisterChopShop
    @TheRealMisterChopShop Рік тому +1

    I love this guy story. Cris always has good stories to tell.

  • @vandebogart
    @vandebogart 3 роки тому +1

    You know it's going to be a good day when there's a new Christopher story!

  • @LiamLC4
    @LiamLC4 3 роки тому +1

    Yo Chris I saw you at caffeine and octane on Sunday as you were driving away. So glad I got to meet you and see your truck. Thanks for another awesome story

  • @string2155
    @string2155 3 роки тому +3

    This dude makes me question if he’s a novelist sidelining as a musician. Always have the best stories 🤣

  • @jamescampbell4334
    @jamescampbell4334 3 роки тому +1

    This story reminds me of the Cuban "businessman" (from Miami) who purchased my '94 Viper back in '04.
    We met (on a Sunday) at a Hwy exit Subway sandwich shop in Naples Fl (midway between our locations) so his mechanic could inspect the Viper.
    After the car cleared the inspection, he removed his "fanny pack" and handed it to me.
    We proceeded to sit down at a table in the Subway, where I count and stack over $40k in non-sequencial 100s, 50s, and 20s, totaling my full asking price. The cash was packed so tight it was difficult to remove.
    He wanted his leather "fanny pack" back, so I loaded up the cash in the pockets of my cargo shorts.
    Currently, my favorite "road trip" vehicle owned is a TitanSilver on Blk '03 BMW X5 V8 Sport Pkg/Cold Pkg/Prem Sound Pkg (HRE staggered '19s/Vred Ultrac Vorti tires (summer), OE square 18s/Conti CrossContact tires (winter)). It has over 210,000 miles and EVERYTHING functions correctly, no check engine light, and still has original timing chain guides.
    Full disclosure........I spent OVER full book value of this X5 on repairs in 2019.
    Still can't bring myself to sell it, such a pleasure to drive. Like driving an E39 540 Sport while sitting 1' higher.

  • @jamergamer0076
    @jamergamer0076 3 роки тому +6

    Best guy on this channel!!! Love his stories. Bring him back for more!!!

  • @christopher6940
    @christopher6940 3 роки тому +1

    One of the best story tellers. I love his demeanor.

  • @STRGHTSXBNZ
    @STRGHTSXBNZ 3 роки тому +24

    If I had to profile a guy from Kazachstan, he'd be wearing a bright green mankini bathing suit 😂

  • @RyanRoadReaper
    @RyanRoadReaper 3 роки тому +4

    I knew that this was a story from Chris when I saw the title!

  • @thephonkking
    @thephonkking 3 роки тому +2

    whenever I see "drug" in the title of a VinWiki video, it's DEFINITELY Christopher XD

  • @CarlosSantos-di3cm
    @CarlosSantos-di3cm 3 роки тому +1

    We need more Christopher stories!!!

  • @810speedkings9
    @810speedkings9 3 роки тому +1

    This dudes always my favorite more stories from him please

  • @2dthoughts
    @2dthoughts 6 місяців тому

    I can’t believe these Chris stories I haven’t heard yet keep popping up for me
    He has lived a hell of a life

  • @NoBody-me5me
    @NoBody-me5me 2 роки тому +1

    "Hooked to a team of horses with the check engine light on" Had me in tears laughing.

  • @dizzy_foxx
    @dizzy_foxx 2 роки тому +1

    I love this guy. I wish I could sit for hours on end and just listen to his stories… he’s the best, Ed! We need so much more of him… best comparison would be like a crack addiction. We. Need. More. Lol 🤘🏻

  • @barrymckinner388
    @barrymckinner388 3 роки тому +7

    As soon as he said x5 I laughed uncontrollably because we know now how bad the x5 was

  • @bhunt919
    @bhunt919 3 місяці тому +1

    Thats crazy they flew from New york to georgia with no luggage, just a duffle bag with 28.5k in cash.

  • @JohnnyWishbone85
    @JohnnyWishbone85 3 роки тому

    My girlfriend had an '05 4.8 X5. I hated it at first, but I grew to love that thing. It had so much character and drove very well for what it was.

  • @wrestlmaniarocks
    @wrestlmaniarocks 3 роки тому +1

    The return of the king. Welcome back Christopher

  • @johnpauljansen9206
    @johnpauljansen9206 3 роки тому +1

    Honestly one of my favorites! Keep it up

  • @lorrainesimser446
    @lorrainesimser446 3 роки тому +5

    This guy has the greatest stories

  • @bigdogpete43
    @bigdogpete43 3 роки тому +1

    "Fidgety thing" explains some BMWs perfectly. I have had several, and most are great, but every now and then you get a "fidgety thing."

  • @robertperillo1799
    @robertperillo1799 3 роки тому +9

    Nothing like an Estoril X5

  • @autostory7125
    @autostory7125 3 роки тому +4

    The Gen1 X5 has one of the most classy body style ever.

  • @williamrogercummings9607
    @williamrogercummings9607 3 роки тому

    Christopher Michaels is a grass roots, everyman car enthusiast with some really cool, authentic quirky stories. Thanks, Ed.

  • @joeljeffrey9139
    @joeljeffrey9139 3 роки тому +4

    "Hooked up to team of Horses" lololol omg this guy is great

  • @morkovija
    @morkovija 3 роки тому

    Been a long time Christopher! Glad you're back

  • @bomt6259
    @bomt6259 3 роки тому +2

    love it! more of this man!!!

  • @szabib2144
    @szabib2144 3 роки тому

    Love this guy, his life growing up through the years makes him just awesome. Also he is so chill

  • @FastEddie123
    @FastEddie123 3 роки тому +2

    Watching from Macon GA!

  • @bmanclassics4350
    @bmanclassics4350 3 роки тому +1

    Why do I feel like hangin out with Chris is a hell of a ride!!!!

  • @DCfreerunner
    @DCfreerunner 3 роки тому +1

    Out of all the great storytellers on here, none are better than Christopher Michaels's

  • @flyingby3703
    @flyingby3703 3 роки тому

    I have an E53 X5 and it’s great. We’ve had it for 14 years since it was new and it never ever let us down (about 209,000km). It was never pampered. Yours must’ve really been a cursed car... Or mine is just blessed. ;)

  • @kipdiggs1827
    @kipdiggs1827 3 роки тому +3

    And OF COURSE he's wearing a Clermont Lounge t-shirt. ***Opens a can of PBR***

  • @TheRealMisterChopShop
    @TheRealMisterChopShop Рік тому +1

    Cris never disappoints great stories❤

  • @danmanstan9921
    @danmanstan9921 3 роки тому +2

    When he said “hooked to a team of horses” I could tell he was a fan of Borat

  • @MiamiMillionaire
    @MiamiMillionaire 3 роки тому +75

    I never had problems with the 1980's Lorinser Mercedes that I bought from a drug Lord , apart from that I regularly find new (unfortunately empty) secret compartments in it...

  • @BuckNastty
    @BuckNastty 3 роки тому

    I love Christopher his stories are always funny I hope he comes back with more.

  • @camroberts4169
    @camroberts4169 3 роки тому +1

    As soon as I see this guys hair I click the video, always has good stories.

  • @beardedweirdo88
    @beardedweirdo88 3 роки тому +1

    As soon as I see Chris, I hit like, you just know its going to be a great story!

  • @zomj14
    @zomj14 3 роки тому +1

    This guy is so good at telling stories

  • @endall39
    @endall39 3 роки тому

    Love the “tied to a team of horses” line! This guy always has a good yarn to tell.

  • @Carshorts864
    @Carshorts864 3 роки тому +3

    Christopher would have on a Clermont Lounge shirt!

  • @RyanBowie1
    @RyanBowie1 3 роки тому +25

    “I saw your mama dancin at the clemont lounge, atlanta, georgia”

  • @anukrw
    @anukrw 3 роки тому +1

    This guy is such an amazing story teller!!!

  • @justinlara6564
    @justinlara6564 3 роки тому +1

    Give him his own vinwiki I love this guy

  • @HightLink
    @HightLink Місяць тому

    In romania people love BMW, there is always some mechanic working at home that can fix anything that the dealership can figure it out, and he also charges a decent price for it.

  • @biggerbimster8726
    @biggerbimster8726 3 роки тому +2

    BMW X5.... this car, especially the older models are known to nickel and dime you to death, literally!
    On another note, this was my story with my 2014 650 Gran Coupe. I had it for 2 years, it felt like it spent 1.5 years at the dealer and on cue, I got a Nissan Altima as a loaner every time 😂

  • @Key_K92
    @Key_K92 3 роки тому +1

    Really enjoy this guy’s stories!

  • @OrangeCrushJL
    @OrangeCrushJL 3 роки тому

    I knew this was a Chris story just from the title, nobody else has crazy stories like him! Almost as good as ole uncle rabbit's stories.

  • @dougshaw2944
    @dougshaw2944 3 роки тому

    Years ago a buddy of mine got his mom's 'hand-me-down' first gen, 4.4l v8 X5 (it was even that same sort of blue). The thing was mint, always dealership maintained, super low miles, etc. etc. It basically became his wife's car, so still led a privileged life and was never beat or driven hard; all that said, I can't remember a time when the POS didn't have a problem (& as you point out 'it always ran.')
    I forget exactly what happened to that X5 but do remember that he said it was essentially totaled (no crash).

  • @elonhenry1072
    @elonhenry1072 3 роки тому +1

    "Title ...smitle who needs one , I'll take the car now please and thank u"....lmaoooo

  • @andrewk1831
    @andrewk1831 3 роки тому

    How did I immediately know this was a Christopher story without clicking on the video😂😂