I Confused People on Facebook Marketplace
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- Опубліковано 3 бер 2020
- Everyone loves a couple goofs and gags. Except for Keri-Lynn. Keri-Lynn is all business.
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You know how Facebook has a marketplace? You know, where folks can buy and sell things? That thing? Yeah! Yeah so I went on there and tried to confuse some people! Yeah! Oh.. Oh my god no way when did that happen??! Oh dude I'm sorry to hear that, I hope it heals quickly.. No way man. Oh god dude yeah my uncle had something like that happen, his neighbours' dog latched onto it when he was like 6 and it just completely got ripped off. No! No no I didn't mean to one up you i'm sorry! I just thought you'd be glad to hear that other people have lost their dick! Ahhh no idiot his life wasn't normal after losing his dick are you kidding he lost his penis you moron. Yeah, his parents banished him to a filthy wine cellar right after the incident, they do a quarterly check on him because that's all he really deserves. I've honestly forgotten his real name, I just call him Uncle Dickless. Yeah really though why are you still talking to me get out of my face No Dick.
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Why not wait until you have a *good* idea for a video?
Damn
Keri-Lynn?
I love the fact the he pinned the comment 😂
Shit videos can be funny too.
Kent Andreas you did it bro. Thank you.
i really hope that all these people eventually see this video
I gotta send em the link
@@MattColbo Follow-up vid? Follow-up vid!
They probably wouldn’t get it, too confused...
I don't
that would be epic indeed!
Julien is so Canadian
hahaha could not have been more kind
Lol amen
As a Canadian named Julian, can confirm
always has a glass of coke and rum in his hand
@@lunarcowboy Hey, me too!
i rly hope someone buys julien’s phone :(
Oh goodness I'm sure they will
It was a wonderful black color so I bet they will
@@absolutelybagel2218 I thought it was grey...
It's an iPhone. They sell like hot cakes.
that man deserves to sell his phone
*nobody:*
*this classic canadian:*
_respectfully_ pranks people on facebook
Yupp
"You don't call people nicknames if you don't know them."
Literally two minutes earlier: "Hey Deb ol' gal"
“being tyler from now on” should be nominated to win a grammy, the acting was perfection 10/10 film
Should've followed up with Kerri-Lyn. Something like "This is not a joke. My dad is incontinent and alergic to diapers."
My go to would have bee, "I'm sorry but I need this, my dad has dementia and has to be re-potty trained."
Best response would've just been "you're*"
This video is so Canadian and I am a fan of it. For the angry lady, she claims that time was wasted, but all it took was the two seconds to read your message. After that she just ignores you and moves on with her day. I'm sure you could even say you gave her an outlet to vent some frustration, and that is a win as well.
that is such a nice way of looking at it hahaha thank you😂
Yeah she for sure spent more time writing and editing her reply than she did reading the question.
I wish I had your positivity! It is hard for me to not immediately believe I am the root cause of all evil in the world. But seeing kind videos like this makes me so happy. Thank you for your comments and thank you for the amazing video, Matt!!
@@abbeycat2543 Are you a dictator, if not, you're doing great!
@@yusufthegreat1232 I'm not a dictator that I know of! Thank you for the kind words!! I appreciate them.
No worries bro, you got a great chest
mate i just found your channel from the woodchuck video and subscribed halfway through, really enjoyed this too, thankyou
@@azzabouy8243 the tom scott one
@@appleslover yeah, im a fan of tom i sorta felt bad for laughing so much, the rant about imperial and metric is great too, really like his style
@@azzabouy8243 no I meant this guy impersonating tom scott in his latest video that went viral
@@appleslover okay, sorry, is that the one with the paddock everyone hated?
Hey Matt, good video just had ask, is that a real tree?
oh you goose
it's three omotive like the number 3, but good question
What?
No.
Dang, stole my idea
"We confused the living heck out of Asia"
That's a pretty huge accomplishment not gonna lie
"puffy nips" was not a term i thought i was gonna hear in this video, thanks matt!
hahaha I feel as though there weren't many expecting it;)
Ethical Trolling, good lad, do more, its funny :D
hahaha love "Ethical Trolling"
definitely, this is good wholesome fun
Is this the new-age version of prank calls? Serious question here though; Is your refrigerator running?
can I speak to Seymour Butts
MattColbo ...joe?
Yanos whats updog
Weathermanhjvk joe?
@@YanosProductions wHo's jOe?
I've never seen more perfect chaos in a single video
“Matt is me” I’m screaming
And he's Matt
👆and he/she/they are Thushar
your videos have the weirdest sense of humour and i love it. But still there’s something i don’t get and i hope you can answer honestly..... Matt, is that a real tree?
you almost had me there Malina... (thank you very much
@@MattColbo answer it
@@smoceany9478 it was not a real tree
@@MattColbo i cant believe it, you lied to us, i thought you were trustable but all this time it wasnt a real tree, omg unsubbed, disliked every one of your videos, took my views away, and hacked every subscriber you have to make them unsub, i thought you were trustworthy
This is the content I never knew I wanted but it’s the content I want to see more of
appreciate you Alf
MattColbo I appreciate you more, I don’t watch any other you tubers but you, you’ve set the standard of comedy on this website too high, can’t wait for you to be dope as famous and come to the UK
MattColbo I mean... ha you have human emotions, god what a nerd
@@alfdoubleu6996 hahaha you're too kind my friend, I'll venture overseas one of these days, and ALF will be the first to hear about it
Saame lmao
I’m so happy we get a longer video
I'm so happy we're sharing this moment (thank you spam spam i'm glad
Jacques and Julien are both icons, and I hope they get a good chunk of change for their sales.
I would say "So this is what Ottawa does when they don't have hockey."
But then I remember Ottawa's team is the Senators, so they never have hockey.
4:35
I am distraught that Breanyn was totally wrong about the shoe sizes. A men’s 12 is a 14 in women’s. Do people not have size charts plastered in there photographic memories? Know more about your trade, Gosh man.
I know absolutely nothing about shoe sizes, but your anger makes me angry too
Little Dreamer you being angry about his anger angers me
@@snakeoil7089
you being angry about him being angry about his anger angers me
@@hannahseul9500 you being angry about him being angry about him being angry about his anger angers me
Yeah that one got me to post lol
“Now Tyler’s confused-“
I don’t think Tyler’s the only confused person
Breanyn was wrong. A men’s 12 is a women’s 13-14, not a women’s 10!
Oh Matty-boy, sorry I don’t want to waste your time, but I just wanted to say you have such nice hair! Have a great day, friend!
dragonflash09 dude how did I not see this hahaha thank you❤️😁
dude i read your post you just wasted my time too, just man up
I feel like you are the one who got confused more than anyone else in the video and its great
Dude! I live in Ottawa! And this video definitely brought a smile to my face and laughter from my belly. So, mission accomplished!
But I also gotta ask...how was Sarah's mom?
Hahaha no way that's awesome! I'm glad! Sadly, she never got back to me:( we'll never know
@@MattColbo at least you didn't ask jacqouis how his mom was
I like how Canadians automatically switch to “apologize mode” when ever someone feel offended. Don’t worry bro, as you said before maybe she had a bad day. You’re not hurting anyone with those silly messages. In the worst scenario, they can just ignore it.
I really feel like you'd get along well with Gus Johnson
"I'm not interested as of now" ouch. That was painful to watch :D
The real prank is that mustache. It's like the little train that couldn't. It is like you drew it on with pencil, didn't like the way it turned out, and then erased it 98%. But please never shave it off; it makes 13 year old boys feel more grown up.
Signed, Julien
“if you have fun doing something and you don’t hurt- try not to hurt people’s feelings, 👍🏿then you’re doin a good job”
Your Tyler was a masterpiece, truly inspired work
2:30 this is the most canadian thing I‘ve ever seen 😂
This is easily the best channel I found in the last hour
I’m am 100% glad I saw one of your videos get played through media share ona UA-cam video of a twitch stream leading me to look it up for later and then eventually stumble upon this beauty
i love these laid back, yet hilarious videos
That tyler impression was very well executed
this is the most mildly entertaining video ive ever seen thanks i guess matt
I feel like your jokes is something like:
"I have a good joke for you, if you don't like the thumbs down on your videos, just flip your screen upside-down!"
You're a nice person, I like you.
this is so delightfully canadian. love your content.
Even I was confused, good job Matt.
Matt- you've got great hair and you made me smile today!
These are great, love the videos !
what a cutie!!! love your humor, you make me chuckle in my cross-legged posture
Aw, Matt. I just want to give you a hug after Kari-Lynns response. :( You're such a wholesome kind soul.
I just found this channel and I haven’t stopped laughing. Love some Canadian representation!
The most polite and respectful sh*t posts ever
Man we need more vids like this man!!!!😤😂
Bro you neeeed to keep making these. I normally don’t cry laugh this much. Also if you put “is that a real tree?” On a t-shirt I’d buy it
Absolutely love your videos mate. I’m so happy that I stumbled across your channel!
Make a part two!!!! This was hilarious
Glad we got a longer video. I couldn't stop laughing
some wholesome goofs and gaffs. im loving this channel, and it’s dope to see a Ryan Trahan shoutout in the wilderness of youtube. have an epic day Matt
This guy is so entertaining to just listen to, his facial expressions are hilarious too lmao.
this is my first video I have seen that you made, its so funny that in the first 2 minutes I subscribed!
I am quite thrilled to hear that, thank you my friend :)
I love it the framing the acting your voice, and references are all perfect keep it up man
I laughed so much whenever you said 'Is that a real tree?'. Thank you for this.
this is very pedestrian I love it
I could watch this guys videos relentlessly and never get bored, im a new subscriber to this channel and i love the originality of it and the humour, keep it up dude!
This made my day a bit brighter so it was all worth it in the end.
Just found your channel earlier today and I’ve been watching it nonstop. Your hilarious
This is it! This is how those prank videos should have been all along, with some fine good old humor where no one ends up crying. This is good
I love how nice you were in all of this
This made me laugh so much, keep up the good work man.
I just had to explain to my boss why I'm crying with laughter. . Thanks Matt.
You're a funny fella
And the end description of us watching your videos was so correct I'm unsure if you have cameras in my room or not.
The description is gold
i didnt know you were from ottawa until now and its crazy that you're from the same city as me! your sense of humour is goated brudda
My gosh darn golly whizz that's some quality tubey tubes content right there, cheers for the laughs matt
Plz do more of stuff like this! It’s hilarious 😂
I re-watch this video again and again, and I'm not ashamed.
This and the other one are pure gold 😂
I thoroughly enjoy your videos. Keep doin' what you're doin' bud
I love your content! I followed you on tiktok a few months ago and now I've subscribed to your youtube! :) Not many people make me laugh this consistently.
U deserve more subs man. You are so funny
I've seen quite a few Facebook Marketplace videos in the last few months and they lost their shine for me but I really enjoyed yours Matt! It was different to the others I've seen, great work!
I'm glad to hear that Matthew thank you!
that's the most canadian video I've ever seen and that's what I love about it
This is fantastic
Matt gives off such good energy
This man is a rising star
Ngl the interpretation at the end was pretty spot on 😂😂 Even the "nice hair" part.
You just gained a new subscriber my friend
Dude! You’re incredibly underrated, and deserve many more subs
I thought your video was way better than the one you were inspired by, cracked me up
This is the most Canadian prank video I've seen
Kerri-Lynn? More like Karen-Lynn. Eh?
Eh?
Kerr̶i̶-̶L̶ynn
lol i was just thinking how kerri-lynn sure sounds an awful lot like karen... 👀
i live for this and this alone
I can't watch your videos till the end cause you look SO MUCH like the guy I got a hertbreak, and yet I keep opening them because I can't help myself :p
I’m glad i found your channel
I've finally done it. I've watched every single MattColbo video.
you're doing god's work Eric, god's work
Bruh you deserve a million subs?!
Matt, your totally crazy, and I loved your video. Haven't laughed so hard all week, and I needed that. One thing, though, is that your real hair?
BTW, I'm in New Zealand, and your sense of humour fits right in here. We're all crazy too.
I love how you make yourself laugh 😆
you’re giving me confused Hugh Grant energy
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and I‘m here for it
You can tell he's Canadian. Even his pranks are kind hearted and uplifting
😂😂
This hilariously wholesome
good lord this was pretty funny
11:26
"if you're having fun and you don't hurt **remembers Jaquen** , try not to hurt people's feelings"
Love that
This man is the most canadian person I've ever seen