The hilarious realisation that this “film” must have been shot in Bulgaria because the clips feature an array of well-known Bulgarian actors... I guess that explains the dubbing?!
I think John Barrowman's probably more well-known in the UK than in the States because of Doctor Who and Torchwood, but I was totally waiting for Avaryl to be like 'he sings Springtime for Hitler in the remake of The Producers', just out of sheer Nathan Lane stannage.
It's funny that John Barrowman, who is gay, was found to be too straight to play Will in Will and Grace, and Eric McCormack, who is straight, got the part instead. 🙈😂
Glad you put up all those John Barrowman clips after admitting you didn't know who he was, or else all of Tumblr would have descended into the comments section to inform you.
John Barrowman is so gay that his only condition to playing the villain on Arrow was to have a scene with Stephen Amell chained up and shirtless. I love him.
@@DustyHams Yup! There's a comic con video somewhere on here where Jack Barrowman revealed really wanted to spend the whole day with a half-naked, tied up Stephen Amell.
Thank you for making the people laugh in 2020. I'm so happy I found this channel five years ago and I'm appreciating it even more this year. I'm really looking forward to your annual christmas reviews and hope you find the time to talk about the upcoming Dolly Parton christmas musical. You two are the best.
A friend and I went to John Barrowman's yard sale in Palm Springs a couple years back. He sold us coasters that, in his words, "had been through a lot of sexy parties".
Also every time Avaryl mispronounces John's last name, my brain mentally inserts the clip from Never Mind The Buzzcocks of David Tennant shaking his fist and growling, "BARROWMAN!" (that's your niche british reference of the day 😂)
Wait, did Avril just pitch the sequel to The Lighthouse, where an already insane Robert Pattinson tries to escape the lighthouse's...hentai monster? His own insanity?...but now there's a shark?
I was shocked that Scottish-american gay icon John Barrowman was in this movie (I'm a huge fan of his, check out Torchwood if you want to see him act in something good. His character in that which was his character in Doctor Who is pansexual and fun and campy but a serious hero) This movie was trip and half. Also, meg teeth are usually huge. Like the size of your hand. that tooth...I mean, I know size isn't supposed to matter but come on...size queen!
normal lobsters are trapped with lobster pots, but i know in the caribbean and gulf of mexico people do go diving to catch spiny lobsters, which are a different species, by hand. the most boston thing i can say about myself is that as a child on multiple occasions i got shanghaiied into helping my friend and his dad (who was a lobsterman) fix his lobster pots. those damn things are just a constant cycle of repairs that need to be made, it never ends.
also all the dog talk reminds me of the movie, sleepwalkers (which I just watched this weekend for the first time and yes, that needs to be a retro review) and the way the cats are in sleepwalkers, someone should do a shark movie like sleepwalkers (maybe not with animal people but maybe?) but with dogs as the unsung heroes. Like you know how people train their dogs to stay on surfboards. Instead it's a surfer with like 8 dogs and he and his dogs save the town from a big bad shark which is actually an ancient race of people who are mermaids but half shark (who are maybe vampires?) and his favorite dog is the reincarnation of his favorite dead relative. because they always say animals are the first to know when a tsunami hits.
So as many have commented, John Barrowman stars in the TV show Torchwood. In the 2nd ep there was an alien sex gas which lived off orgasms so maybe the Shark was infected with that.
I wonder if we see dogs survive in shark movies because the dog in Jaws was eaten? Maybe it was such a bummer that future filmmakers were like: Never again!
I genuinely resent that I can't be close proximity friends with you both, because this is precisely the type of movie I watch with people who appreciate the wonderful messy artistry of certain shitty movies. And Andrew's laugh is so contagious, it makes me grin widely every single time.
The Holy Grail of Bad Horror Sequels! The gift that keeps on giving. thank you guys so much for this year Sharktober! Wonderful content, and just wanted to say you guys are a joy to listen to and bring me so many smiles!
a.) John Barrowman is a very well-loved actor in the sci-fi community, particularly for being both flirty and campy and b.) I lived in San Diego in 2002, and can confirm, people did, in fact, hang pictures of George W. Bush in their homes like Jesus.
I watched this on Patreon but I’m still not over the fact you don’t know who John Barrowman is! He is such campy fun 😂 I’m still working my way through your back catalogue of reviews... it’s gonna take months... I’m so excited I found myself scrolling down the page when I searched MovieBitches and added loads of them to my watch later... then realised after how giddy I was getting about every single one of them, I might as well just watch through your whole playlist in one go 👏🏻 love you two ❤️
This was so fun! I know John Barrowman from Doctor Who and Torchwood and always thought he kinda looked like a young Mark Harmon. Now I’m realizing he looks like a million different handsome actors.
I love that you put an imagine for “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?” for John Barrowman, forget Doctor Who, Arrow and Torchwood those 3 Andrew Lloyd Webber shows there hot trash and no one talks about them
Okay, Barrowman plays an immortal pansexual in Doctor Who, then there’s a spin off called Torchwood which is pretty crap except they do two special seasons “Children of Earth” and “Miracle Day” and you must - MUST - watch them. Bill Pullman plays a psychopath in Miracle Day! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk 😅
4:22 There’s gotta be a mystical element where the it all comes back to the lighthouse. The sharks are attracted to the light and sexy loner lighthouse man has to choose between abandoning his beloved lighthouse and getting eaten.
watched this review, now I'm watching Electric Boogaloo 2 for HDTGM, and I recognized when some spanish girl uses the word 'culo' so thanks for the spanish lesson guys
years ago I rented Megaladon (the first) for a friday evening film for my three teens and me. after 15 minutes we all turned to each other and said this is absolute total crap with terrible acting. we turned it off and I returned it. compare and contrast all of us and their friends watching La Vie en Rose.... we were stunned at one scene with Cotillard. we watched in absolute silence. at the end of that, i said THAT just won the Academy Award. and she did.
I think the shark/dog relation could possibly be traced back to the 1916 New Jersey Shark Attacks (which inspired Jaws). The first victim, Charles Epting Vansant, was playing with his dog in the water at the time of the attack. Scientists and officials told the public that the shark wasn’t trying to hurt the man, but instead was trying to get the dog, and they used that excuse to keep the beaches open for the big 4th of July holiday🤦🏻♀️
Here in FL people dive for lobster but I do think most places and times it’s done with a cage Also, my uncle who dives for lobster ALSO has a portrait of George W Bush hanging in his house
Omg I had no idea it was John Barrowman in this movie or in Desperate Housewives. I know him from Doctor Who and Torchwood. It was one of my first celebrity crushes. I feel ashamed now.
JOHN BARROWMAN WAS IN THIS?! So, as many have pointed out, yeah his better stuff is in Doctor Who and Torchwood (don’t watch the end). He also sang Springtime for Hitler in the Producers remake. He’s pretty fabulous overall.
i looooooove john barrowman!! hes amazing in torchwood & doctor who. met him at a comic con & he’s so sweet & lovely! so funny to see him in a terrible film
Avaryl knows the name of an actor who was in a movie for 4 seconds in 1943 but she doesn’t know John Barrowman? She’s never watched Torchwood? Or Dr.who? I’m shocked.
Avryl you would really like Torchwood and Jack Harkness. He is very cheeky amd the show is sci-fi with just enough camp. It is a spinoff of Doctor Who which I am not sure if you would like but you might. He plays a pansexual rapscallion.
I wanna watch it only for John Barrowman! Captain Jack and Ianto Jones were one of my favorite same sex couples on tv when I was growing into my gayness. But since it was in the aughts of course it meant they had to meet a tragic demise ala Willow and Tara.
You didn't know how John Barrowman is?!!! Ufff. Lol. Also he has a husband... and an Instagram live video, a couple of years ago, accidently showed his husband's... well, let's just say John is very lucky. Lol.
I want the shark to get artist credit for Yello’s Oh Yeah! At one point I think it even said “Mmhhh, Good!” Plus the “acting” was barely one level above Sleepaway Camp. Everyone was so horny that it somehow made their actions look disgustingly unhorny. Honestly, I give this movie 5 sharks!!!!!
I am disappointed to see Captain Jack Harkness being worried about a shark. He has fought way worse with The Doctor. Poor John Barrowman he has made some real stinkers in his time.
All you had to say was John Barrowman was in this and I would have rushed to watch it. Torchwood was a major breakthrough for pansexuality on TV. I cannot believe you have not seen it. Also, you absolutely have to follow his social media. He's a sexy silver daddy.
I just love that the shark is never the same size in different shots. Ever. It's wildly different too, like, by huuuuuuge amounts.
2 people or an entire speed boat 🤣
The fact that you don't know who John Barrowman is shot me to my core. I felt that. ANYWAY, fabulous review I now love this terrible movie
It was truly surprising to hear Avaryl admit she didn't know who he was, like I get it from Andrew but AVARYL???
The hilarious realisation that this “film” must have been shot in Bulgaria because the clips feature an array of well-known Bulgarian actors... I guess that explains the dubbing?!
I think John Barrowman's probably more well-known in the UK than in the States because of Doctor Who and Torchwood, but I was totally waiting for Avaryl to be like 'he sings Springtime for Hitler in the remake of The Producers', just out of sheer Nathan Lane stannage.
I KNOW RIGHT? I was thing the EXACT same thing. Holy shit dude. Like wow Avaryl, he’s very prominently in something I KNOW you’ve watched.
It's funny that John Barrowman, who is gay, was found to be too straight to play Will in Will and Grace, and Eric McCormack, who is straight, got the part instead. 🙈😂
HOW ?? How the HELL was Barrowman found to be too straight ??
@@iain9757 Compared to Eric McCormack he was "too straight". 😂
@@iain9757 casting wanted more of a stereotype than barrowman could portray apparently lol
@@TommyStubbs Barrowman is the reason there are stereotypes
LOL I can see him being Will. Thx for sharing this
Glad you put up all those John Barrowman clips after admitting you didn't know who he was, or else all of Tumblr would have descended into the comments section to inform you.
John Barrowman is so gay that his only condition to playing the villain on Arrow was to have a scene with Stephen Amell chained up and shirtless. I love him.
Really?!
@@DustyHams Yup! There's a comic con video somewhere on here where Jack Barrowman revealed really wanted to spend the whole day with a half-naked, tied up Stephen Amell.
@@Veachie I mean same.
Thank you for making the people laugh in 2020. I'm so happy I found this channel five years ago and I'm appreciating it even more this year. I'm really looking forward to your annual christmas reviews and hope you find the time to talk about the upcoming Dolly Parton christmas musical. You two are the best.
A friend and I went to John Barrowman's yard sale in Palm Springs a couple years back. He sold us coasters that, in his words, "had been through a lot of sexy parties".
Also every time Avaryl mispronounces John's last name, my brain mentally inserts the clip from Never Mind The Buzzcocks of David Tennant shaking his fist and growling, "BARROWMAN!" (that's your niche british reference of the day 😂)
Aaaaaaaaand that's all I can hear now...
British entertainment is Avaryl's blind spot. She doesn't know so many good British actors. Haha
For those who've never seen it: ua-cam.com/video/SU11XEm-PNA/v-deo.html
and a Barrowman clip just for fun: ua-cam.com/video/4-YjTmqI7RU/v-deo.html
The in-sync OMG at 51:24 took me out! Thank you for this viewing party, which will be watched monthly now. And thanks for this wonderful review
Wait, did Avril just pitch the sequel to The Lighthouse, where an already insane Robert Pattinson tries to escape the lighthouse's...hentai monster? His own insanity?...but now there's a shark?
John Barrowman is also the blonde SS Trooper that sings "Springtime for Hitler " in The Producers.
He also sings "Night and Day" in Delovely and then he makes out with Kevin Klein in the park
I do approve of cousin Stu's one buttoned up overalls look... so cute!😊
I was shocked that Scottish-american gay icon John Barrowman was in this movie (I'm a huge fan of his, check out Torchwood if you want to see him act in something good. His character in that which was his character in Doctor Who is pansexual and fun and campy but a serious hero) This movie was trip and half. Also, meg teeth are usually huge. Like the size of your hand. that tooth...I mean, I know size isn't supposed to matter but come on...size queen!
Wait ... Torchwood is “something good” (this is mostly looking at series 1)
@@iain9757 I liked season 2 but mostly because of the ianto jack storyline if I’m honest
@@iain9757 Torchwood is like Doctor Who it can be very very campy and very serious but it is brilliant.
I just wrote the same thing about the show. Captain Jack is my fave.
@@carveylover but doctor who never tried to be adult and missed what being adult was
“First rule of putting pictures on the internet, you gotta give a Size comparison you know”
... yes sharks teeth ... not other things
Obsessed with IMDB’s list of factual errors starting -
‘Sharks do not roar’
😂😂😂
normal lobsters are trapped with lobster pots, but i know in the caribbean and gulf of mexico people do go diving to catch spiny lobsters, which are a different species, by hand.
the most boston thing i can say about myself is that as a child on multiple occasions i got shanghaiied into helping my friend and his dad (who was a lobsterman) fix his lobster pots. those damn things are just a constant cycle of repairs that need to be made, it never ends.
I want 52:23 on a loop forever, I am cackling! 🤣
Have the MB ever done "Coyote Ugly" ? If so, doesn't this NEED to happen? Could this happen realistically considering all the music in the movie?
You need to retro review that Whitney version of Cinderella you sample 🤣♥️
🦈 I got me a shark, it’s as big as a whale and it’s about to set saiiiiiiiillllll! 🦈
"Talk to the hand cause the wrist is pissed!" Oh my, you need to learn about John Barrowman. He has camp in his veins
Andrew and Stu’s faces for the big scene were just adorable!
Re: The Craft, and witch ones. We are nearing the end of October, but there’ are many witchy movies that need to be covered. Co-Venber?
28:53 my brain automatically went to “the Loooove Shark, soon will be making another run”
also all the dog talk reminds me of the movie, sleepwalkers (which I just watched this weekend for the first time and yes, that needs to be a retro review) and the way the cats are in sleepwalkers, someone should do a shark movie like sleepwalkers (maybe not with animal people but maybe?) but with dogs as the unsung heroes. Like you know how people train their dogs to stay on surfboards. Instead it's a surfer with like 8 dogs and he and his dogs save the town from a big bad shark which is actually an ancient race of people who are mermaids but half shark (who are maybe vampires?) and his favorite dog is the reincarnation of his favorite dead relative. because they always say animals are the first to know when a tsunami hits.
So as many have commented, John Barrowman stars in the TV show Torchwood. In the 2nd ep there was an alien sex gas which lived off orgasms so maybe the Shark was infected with that.
It's my headcanon that the 'Porter!' guy is the father of the 'Help the people!!!' girl from the beginning of Sleep away Camp.
I must admit, that even though this is a deep sea movie for review, I was not expecting “The Incredible Mr. Limpet” reference.
10:53 is the moment i screamed JOHN BARROWMAN????? ive seen him live omg
I wonder if we see dogs survive in shark movies because the dog in Jaws was eaten? Maybe it was such a bummer that future filmmakers were like: Never again!
theres a scene in torchwood where john barrowman's character makes out with the guy who played spike in buffy, and it awoke something in me
I genuinely resent that I can't be close proximity friends with you both, because this is precisely the type of movie I watch with people who appreciate the wonderful messy artistry of certain shitty movies. And Andrew's laugh is so contagious, it makes me grin widely every single time.
1:00:02 This part reminds me of that scene in Wet Hot American Summer where Victor drives right into that tree, lol
The Holy Grail of Bad Horror Sequels! The gift that keeps on giving. thank you guys so much for this year Sharktober! Wonderful content, and just wanted to say you guys are a joy to listen to and bring me so many smiles!
How dreamy is John barrowman?!?!?
a.) John Barrowman is a very well-loved actor in the sci-fi community, particularly for being both flirty and campy and b.) I lived in San Diego in 2002, and can confirm, people did, in fact, hang pictures of George W. Bush in their homes like Jesus.
...also, just go watch John Barrowman make out with Spike from Buffy in Torchwood. You'll be FINE.
Like Jesus 😂😂😂
I watched this on Patreon but I’m still not over the fact you don’t know who John Barrowman is! He is such campy fun 😂
I’m still working my way through your back catalogue of reviews... it’s gonna take months... I’m so excited
I found myself scrolling down the page when I searched MovieBitches and added loads of them to my watch later... then realised after how giddy I was getting about every single one of them, I might as well just watch through your whole playlist in one go 👏🏻 love you two ❤️
This was so fun! I know John Barrowman from Doctor Who and Torchwood and always thought he kinda looked like a young Mark Harmon. Now I’m realizing he looks like a million different handsome actors.
Waiting for practical magic
This movie views like one of those bad lip readings on UA-cam
So, I know I'm late, but I feel it's important to point out that fiber _optics_ cables don't transmit electricity..... but light....
I love that you put an imagine for “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?” for John Barrowman, forget Doctor Who, Arrow and Torchwood those 3 Andrew Lloyd Webber shows there hot trash and no one talks about them
The MST3K references make me so happy, lol
Okay, Barrowman plays an immortal pansexual in Doctor Who, then there’s a spin off called Torchwood which is pretty crap except they do two special seasons “Children of Earth” and “Miracle Day” and you must - MUST - watch them. Bill Pullman plays a psychopath in Miracle Day! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk 😅
The best shark effects ever as well as the most random "horny" movie quote ever!
I want a remix of Gaga's "Sour Candy" as "Shower Candle"
can we get a tammy and the t-rex retro review?
especially since vinegar syndrome went to the heroic effort of releasing an uncut 4K bluray edition
it's coming!
I have owned this movie on dvd for a looong time, and I have forced many, many people to sit through it.
4:22 There’s gotta be a mystical element where the it all comes back to the lighthouse. The sharks are attracted to the light and sexy loner lighthouse man has to choose between abandoning his beloved lighthouse and getting eaten.
I've seen this movie and I love it, I got all 3 movies.
Cousin Stew looks great! Also can you guys please do a mash up of all of your "omg" moments its so good!
This was like The Incredible Burping Shark! 🦈 😂😂😂
1:02:45 Greatest line in movie history...
If it hadn't been for Captain Jack, I would be now in someone else's digestion.
Love that its hot in California, but not even halfway through October in Minnesota and we have snow...I hate 2020.
watched this review, now I'm watching Electric Boogaloo 2 for HDTGM, and I recognized when some spanish girl uses the word 'culo' so thanks for the spanish lesson guys
I can picture Cynthia Lee Fontaine looking at the water and yells out "do you want to see my coo coo??"
I love that the maps are just Lite Brites.
Love Shark! Lol. I died!
years ago I rented Megaladon (the first) for a friday evening film for my three teens and me. after 15 minutes we all turned to each other and said this is absolute total crap with terrible acting. we turned it off and I returned it. compare and contrast all of us and their friends watching La Vie en Rose.... we were stunned at one scene with Cotillard. we watched in absolute silence. at the end of that, i said THAT just won the Academy Award. and she did.
I had to rewind around 5 times after he said *that*, just to make sure it actually happened and I wasn't actively hallucinating.
I think the shark/dog relation could possibly be traced back to the 1916 New Jersey Shark Attacks (which inspired Jaws). The first victim, Charles Epting Vansant, was playing with his dog in the water at the time of the attack. Scientists and officials told the public that the shark wasn’t trying to hurt the man, but instead was trying to get the dog, and they used that excuse to keep the beaches open for the big 4th of July holiday🤦🏻♀️
I died laughing so hard!!
Here in FL people dive for lobster but I do think most places and times it’s done with a cage
Also, my uncle who dives for lobster ALSO has a portrait of George W Bush hanging in his house
John Barrowman said this movie got him his house and it was a Bulgarian Film and he is a certified diver which helped him get this part.
This John barrowman slander shall not stand! 😂
Whats that quote in The Shallows? When she shouts at the shark thats following her? "WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME"
Why are you following me?!?!
Where are you taking me??!
@@MovieBitches Thats it!
Cracks me up XD
Omg I had no idea it was John Barrowman in this movie or in Desperate Housewives.
I know him from Doctor Who and Torchwood. It was one of my first celebrity crushes. I feel ashamed now.
JOHN BARROWMAN WAS IN THIS?!
So, as many have pointed out, yeah his better stuff is in Doctor Who and Torchwood (don’t watch the end). He also sang Springtime for Hitler in the Producers remake. He’s pretty fabulous overall.
Can’t get over the fact that the shark sounds like the Kool-Aid Man
A giant downward red arrow seems like the wrongest design choice a company called "Apex" would make.
i looooooove john barrowman!! hes amazing in torchwood & doctor who. met him at a comic con & he’s so sweet & lovely! so funny to see him in a terrible film
we definitely need a Soul Surfer review
Disappointed by the lack of a cut to "the amazing Harry Hole" when discussing the hole in the whole hull.
Avaryl knows the name of an actor who was in a movie for 4 seconds in 1943 but she doesn’t know John Barrowman? She’s never watched Torchwood? Or Dr.who? I’m shocked.
im pretty sure that champagne fountains dont work on boats, as they rock...
Avryl you would really like Torchwood and Jack Harkness. He is very cheeky amd the show is sci-fi with just enough camp. It is a spinoff of Doctor Who which I am not sure if you would like but you might. He plays a pansexual rapscallion.
Barrowman talked about this film and the 🐈 scene on Jonathan Ross
@4:21 that's just The Lighthouse but replacing Robert Pattinson with a shark
Captain Jack Sharkness?? 😂😂 Dr Who/Torchwood fans did I get it in one?!
I wanna watch it only for John Barrowman! Captain Jack and Ianto Jones were one of my favorite same sex couples on tv when I was growing into my gayness. But since it was in the aughts of course it meant they had to meet a tragic demise ala Willow and Tara.
Also pimping the Good Bad or Bad Bad review which is pretty thirsty and good - this movie rules - also REMEBER THE BIT WHERE THEY GO TO CHURCH>>????
Who is Stu? He’s gorgeous 😍
Well this is fabulous.
@Andrew if you’re ever back in La Jolla you need to get bobboi gelato!!!
My biggest shock was that you didn't know John Barrowman.
You didn't know how John Barrowman is?!!! Ufff. Lol. Also he has a husband... and an Instagram live video, a couple of years ago, accidently showed his husband's... well, let's just say John is very lucky. Lol.
Playa de Lay amirite?
I want the shark to get artist credit for Yello’s Oh Yeah! At one point I think it even said “Mmhhh, Good!” Plus the “acting” was barely one level above Sleepaway Camp. Everyone was so horny that it somehow made their actions look disgustingly unhorny. Honestly, I give this movie 5 sharks!!!!!
Don't watch Arrow, just watch the main guy's shirtless scenes
I'm eating some sushi while watching this, also. I'm gay
Is it just me or is the noise of traffic getting worse in the background =S
I am disappointed to see Captain Jack Harkness being worried about a shark. He has fought way worse with The Doctor.
Poor John Barrowman he has made some real stinkers in his time.
All you had to say was John Barrowman was in this and I would have rushed to watch it.
Torchwood was a major breakthrough for pansexuality on TV. I cannot believe you have not seen it.
Also, you absolutely have to follow his social media. He's a sexy silver daddy.
I'm crushed Avaryl has a man... please break up. You're the perfect woman.
The shark gets you wet! 🤣🤣🤣
A little more tibsy this ep
Who is Stu???