The scene in the train has a guy playing a PSP even though it's supposed to be 2003 and that didn’t exist until 2005! This bothered me more than anything else that happened in the movie.
Reminds me of the guy playing Gears of War in The Hurt Locker, even though the movie is set in 2004. But the Xbox 360 came out in 2005 and the game came out in 2006. Otherwise, great movie.
I watched this video abt all the re writes and the original line was “New York is so crazy these days some guy was selling these on the street or something”
@@newjigsaw idk why they decided to randomly cut scenes out and re shoot a brand new film for example there was a whole final fight scene planned out where Dakota was in her super suit??
You guys forgot that in the movie, the fireworks warehouse was literally on fire a week before and was deemed unsafe. So someone decided it would be a good idea to reuse said building to store fireworks the week after.
It is absolutely crazy to me the reaction to her lime joke. Like are people really confused that she would make a sarcastic joke about a ludricous amount of limes? Why would Jimmy Fallon need to follow up about it?
I think Madame Web was the best cinematic experience I've had in years. Jaw was on the floor at how "so bad its good" it was. The villain's dubbing was possibly one of the worst things I've ever seen in a big budget film.
I think Madame Web works best opposite Black Adam. While The Rock was really polishing a dookie for the DCEU, Dakota Johnson put in the appropriate effort for her movie. Since you mentioned The Room, hopefully someone does a The Disaster Artist for Madame Web
The editing, the sudden Cricket Cricket, Avaryl's off screen "dialogue", Andrew's runaway train of laughter and emotis taking over. Perfect and so appropriate. And... I guess this means that Madame Webb will know that Peter Parker's parents will die soon enough, and in some 15ys her buddy Ben will be murdered... and she won't even suggest that he gets a good life insurance so her widow and adopted kid have an easier go at it after his untimely death? PS: I somehow made it thru all 50 Shades movies with Dakota Johnson's obnoxious flat baby voice, I don't think I can do it anymore, I don't think she can act beyond being a flat voiced asshole. But if you guys found entertaining in this performance, good for you, you watched some mad trash in the past year, you earned it.
this is totally irrelevant but, the calvin klein billboard guy wasn't David Beckham, it was a different footballer, a swedish guy called Freddie Ljungberg. I only bring this up because I was mildly obsessed with him in 2003 (of course) but I highly recommend you look him up!
I watched Madame Web in a two-man show. The other person that watched it left mid-film. I was laughing so loudly on the other hand. The CPR scene call back make holler so loud.
Your references are so good! I literally watched this episode of will and Grace (34:08) yesterday and I’ll never not think of maya Rudolph’s “too what end!” - I sing that all the time
theres so much to be said about this movie but watching it in an empty theater was an unparalleled experience. Don't regret it lol (idk if yall mention this but watching three girls, on the run from a murderous dude decide to start table dancing in a *diner* was SO odd like-- this was for the trailer right? who in their right mind is like "theres a murderer after me, I should grind to brittney spears"?)
I know it's not usually your thing, but any chance you guys would wanna do a special review of the newest Dr. Who episode? It stars Jinkx Monsoon as this week's villain, The Maestro! I think you'd guys love it!
I have never read Spider-Man comic but this IS Spiderverse. Madame Web literally sees ALL timelines she’s at the Web of Time. Sure it’s not part of the film series Spiderverse but it’s part of the Spider-Man cinematic multiverse like she’s co workers with Ben Parker Peters uncle. Did **no one** explain who she was playing to her?
When they say spiderverse they mean tomverse. Marvel isnt letting them join the tomverse so they cant officially say they arent part of the spiderverse
@@alexanderluna4598 ok but Madame Webb the character sees all timelines so you can say that without using the word spiderverse which are Sony animated pictures films
the spider people had the photos developed. like kodak or canon intl. or like the mystic cave pool also double as a one hr photo. and then they used her mom's journal as a hand writing sample to sign the back of the pictures cuz Las Aranas lol
OMG OMG Yes wishes come true! I had the best time with my mum laughing with this movie for 2 seconds & at everything else. Knew for a fact it would be a hot campy fire bomb like the incredible Hulk(08) ready for ya'll...as someone who reads the comics this movie is so off the wall its becomes a mock bad movie 😂😂
Anther connection guys: in one of the Power Rangers movie, the main villain says: "it's smells like teenagers" with a weird accent, and there is bad CGI.
FINALLY watched this and I'm SO glad you guys also copped that this movie just had Dakota Johnson playing herself, it was the first thing I wrote in my notes hahahaha
Dakota just tells it like it is. Her parents divorced when she was tiny, they both had drug problems, we act like she’s the daughter of Hollywood royalty but that’s hardly the case.
I think the issue is Sony has, the rights to spiderman as long as they keep making films otherwise it will revert back to Marvel and Disney so Sony will keep making movies even if they are terrible.
But they can literally make any Spider-Man related film with any character across the what 80 years of Spider-Man related characters but they just what their “villains” spin off cinematic universe
32:49 to be a sad nerd again Don’t worry about it because the MCU messed up Holland’s Spider-Man’s age. Rumour is Madame Webb was meant to tie into Andrew Garfield Spider-Man so late 90s but they bumped it forward for Holland’s Spider-Man even know *none of it matters*
I honestly find Dakota Johnson so annoying 😬. Like even if what she says is the truth it’s not refreshing. There’s no humour with it or said in jest it’s just mean. Like a bad read.
I was bored out of madame mind. This movie wasn’t even so bad it’s good, it was just bad and boring. You could feel that no one cared about this material, with poor dialogue and bland performances. The action was so weak and the villain was pathetic. One of the worst comic book movies ever and worst of this year. Great review 👍 Keep making videos!
She is on the run, steals a cab, eventually takes the plates off, but never does anything about the cab#, proudly displayed on top of the car... I yelled about that Goddamn cab# several times during my watch through
i liked it. saw it twice. not as bad as i thought it would be. worst i can say is maybe it was too long? but ignoring the "not comic accurate at all" of it all, i had fun and laughed. only film i liked dakota johnson in so far
I just watched this movie. Oh, boy. The "subtlety" of the window cracking shows webbing. Ooh. (eye roll) Sydney Sweeney's wig. Disastah pile with you. The movie was not awful. It was not good. It was fine. Did the creators think it would be a sequel with Spider Power Rangers Squad? What is happening?
Dakota Johnson seems like a Kristen Wiig character.
avaryl taking the life of that cricket..her web really connects us all.....
It's future retribution for the life she saved by CPR all those years ago
i do love how Madame Web's power seemed to only aid her in committing vehicular manslaughter
The cricket spider saga took me OUT. Great editing you guys!
It was probably more entertaining than the whole Madame web movie
I was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before I watched this review 🕸🕷
The funniest part of this film was the fact that Emma Roberts is supposed to be Peter parker's mom just what was that casting choice lmfao
Too many gays called her 'mother' and Sony took it the wrong way
The scene in the train has a guy playing a PSP even though it's supposed to be 2003 and that didn’t exist until 2005! This bothered me more than anything else that happened in the movie.
Its produced by sony but they couldnt find out when the sony psp was released to the public
Reminds me of the guy playing Gears of War in The Hurt Locker, even though the movie is set in 2004. But the Xbox 360 came out in 2005 and the game came out in 2006. Otherwise, great movie.
I watched this video abt all the re writes and the original line was “New York is so crazy these days some guy was selling these on the street or something”
I blame Sony’s synergy. They always do that in their movies.
@@newjigsaw idk why they decided to randomly cut scenes out and re shoot a brand new film for example there was a whole final fight scene planned out where Dakota was in her super suit??
You guys forgot that in the movie, the fireworks warehouse was literally on fire a week before and was deemed unsafe.
So someone decided it would be a good idea to reuse said building to store fireworks the week after.
At first I thought the cricket was just sound effects and then ... IT HAPPENED. And it made my Monday :)
Y'all calling out Dakota Johnson gives me so much life lmfao
You did it! You did itt
The Dean Martin spy spoofs are currently on Tubi in the US. Avaryl is right, they are delightful.
I’ve waited for this review since the day this was announced
[*audible crunch of Avaryl taking a life]
might be the most context specific hilarious pehonemon to occur to me this month
It is absolutely crazy to me the reaction to her lime joke. Like are people really confused that she would make a sarcastic joke about a ludricous amount of limes? Why would Jimmy Fallon need to follow up about it?
I think Madame Web was the best cinematic experience I've had in years. Jaw was on the floor at how "so bad its good" it was. The villain's dubbing was possibly one of the worst things I've ever seen in a big budget film.
I love how this film feels 5 years ago yet yesterday
the bit with the cricket was so FUCKING FUNNY... THIS IS ONE FOR THE BOOKS
The Madam Webb cameo on set was a lovely surprise
I think Madame Web works best opposite Black Adam. While The Rock was really polishing a dookie for the DCEU, Dakota Johnson put in the appropriate effort for her movie. Since you mentioned The Room, hopefully someone does a The Disaster Artist for Madame Web
The editing, the sudden Cricket Cricket, Avaryl's off screen "dialogue", Andrew's runaway train of laughter and emotis taking over.
Perfect and so appropriate.
And... I guess this means that Madame Webb will know that Peter Parker's parents will die soon enough, and in some 15ys her buddy Ben will be murdered... and she won't even suggest that he gets a good life insurance so her widow and adopted kid have an easier go at it after his untimely death?
PS: I somehow made it thru all 50 Shades movies with Dakota Johnson's obnoxious flat baby voice, I don't think I can do it anymore, I don't think she can act beyond being a flat voiced asshole. But if you guys found entertaining in this performance, good for you, you watched some mad trash in the past year, you earned it.
That was Freddie Ljungerg on the billboard, not David Beckham. I was 17 in 2003 I know that photo well. 😍😍😍
this is totally irrelevant but, the calvin klein billboard guy wasn't David Beckham, it was a different footballer, a swedish guy called Freddie Ljungberg. I only bring this up because I was mildly obsessed with him in 2003 (of course) but I highly recommend you look him up!
I saw “Campy Mess” in the thumbnail, so here I am! 😆
Omg that Kirsten Dunst lime clip. Lol.
5:17 good thing Avaryl didn’t research that spider or she could die instantly after
Watched this movie with a guy on our FIRST DATE
I assume there’s wedding bells
@@iain9757 Webbing bells
Seems like a great memory. Hopefully you both laughed at it 😅
You did the impossible, you located and terminated a cricket.
The crunching will stay with me for life
the whole spider/potato bug/cricket thing was already better than this whole madame web movie 😂
That was a juicy crunch from the Cricket 😂
That noise that turned out to be a spider(?) was giving me heavy Practical Magic death-cricket energy. Careful on the road! Dont fall in love!
I watched Madame Web in a two-man show. The other person that watched it left mid-film. I was laughing so loudly on the other hand. The CPR scene call back make holler so loud.
thank you for keeping the cricket in the edit🤣
WHERE'S MY SPIDER?!
That cricket-spider moment gave such Katya and the cockroach energy!!😂😂💀
That cricket bit…riveting, that editing…beautiful, that cricket commentary and scream…hilarious. A true masterpiece.
Averyl being a good Judy and saving the life of that pilled out mate of her’s we literally stan queen ❤
I fucking love you guys. That shit was hilarious
I nearly wet myself with the “is it under the carpet” thing.
Your references are so good! I literally watched this episode of will and Grace (34:08) yesterday and I’ll never not think of maya Rudolph’s “too what end!” - I sing that all the time
And the comeback too! We’d definitely be friends
Watch her try to open the Pepsi cans throughout the movie 😂
theres so much to be said about this movie but watching it in an empty theater was an unparalleled experience. Don't regret it lol
(idk if yall mention this but watching three girls, on the run from a murderous dude decide to start table dancing in a *diner* was SO odd like-- this was for the trailer right? who in their right mind is like "theres a murderer after me, I should grind to brittney spears"?)
Ok I'll say it. The way johnson no-sells talking heads reads so much like autism and it's amazing 👏
I thought the cricket sounds were an edit at first 😭
Thanks!
Thank you!! ❤️❤️
Challengers review incoming I hope
the great cricket fiasco of 2024, never forget
This movie made me never want to drink Pepsi again!
I know it's not usually your thing, but any chance you guys would wanna do a special review of the newest Dr. Who episode? It stars Jinkx Monsoon as this week's villain, The Maestro! I think you'd guys love it!
I have never read Spider-Man comic but this IS Spiderverse. Madame Web literally sees ALL timelines she’s at the Web of Time. Sure it’s not part of the film series Spiderverse but it’s part of the Spider-Man cinematic multiverse like she’s co workers with Ben Parker Peters uncle.
Did **no one** explain who she was playing to her?
When they say spiderverse they mean tomverse. Marvel isnt letting them join the tomverse so they cant officially say they arent part of the spiderverse
@@alexanderluna4598 ok but Madame Webb the character sees all timelines so you can say that without using the word spiderverse which are Sony animated pictures films
The review is worth watching for the whole cricket/spider section alone with you two. LOL!
the spider people had the photos developed. like kodak or canon intl. or like the mystic cave pool also double as a one hr photo. and then they used her mom's journal as a hand writing sample to sign the back of the pictures cuz Las Aranas lol
The cricket segment had me rolling on the floor laughing XD
Avaryl is a hero, that cpr story is amazing tbh
I've had the same jeans on for four days now
I'm gonna go to a disco in the middle of the town
Everybody's dressing up, I'm dressing down
OMG OMG Yes wishes come true! I had the best time with my mum laughing with this movie for 2 seconds & at everything else. Knew for a fact it would be a hot campy fire bomb like the incredible Hulk(08) ready for ya'll...as someone who reads the comics this movie is so off the wall its becomes a mock bad movie 😂😂
Anther connection guys: in one of the Power Rangers movie, the main villain says: "it's smells like teenagers" with a weird accent, and there is bad CGI.
FINALLY watched this and I'm SO glad you guys also copped that this movie just had Dakota Johnson playing herself, it was the first thing I wrote in my notes hahahaha
2003, what a year! 😂
Dakota just tells it like it is. Her parents divorced when she was tiny, they both had drug problems, we act like she’s the daughter of Hollywood royalty but that’s hardly the case.
Yessssssssssssssss. Ded.
Also is there a a Dune / Dune 2 review coming??
We need it! I think they mentioned Dune in another review but we deserve a full one!!
"i mean the size of the thing..." an iconique episode for the books!!!
Honestly I loved this movie so much. Is it good? No. But did I laugh and enjoy every campy absurd minute of it? Yes
43:29 what we do in the shadows review when?
The cricket fiasco was insane and i cried laughing
I think the issue is Sony has, the rights to spiderman as long as they keep making films otherwise it will revert back to Marvel and Disney so Sony will keep making movies even if they are terrible.
But they can literally make any Spider-Man related film with any character across the what 80 years of Spider-Man related characters but they just what their “villains” spin off cinematic universe
27:57 sold. i have to watch this now my god.
And HOW does he still have the spider in his house *30 years* later?
Omg, Amy Jo Johnson shoutout! ❤
I was scream laughing at the epic cricket/ spider saga. Oooooh, it's perfect thing to come home to after a long day at work! 😂
32:49 to be a sad nerd again
Don’t worry about it because the MCU messed up Holland’s Spider-Man’s age.
Rumour is Madame Webb was meant to tie into Andrew Garfield Spider-Man so late 90s but they bumped it forward for Holland’s Spider-Man even know *none of it matters*
Jiminy! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Please send help. My friends and I can’t stop pronouncing it “Ma Damn Web!”
When she pulls focus at that baby shower jeeeezzeee also I haven't seen the movie just a million clips 😂
i saw on letterbox you guys didn't like challengers, what happened?
You did it 🙂. You did it 🙂!
I just realized we dont have a moviebeaches review of devil wears prada???
Oh this is gonna be a good one
the cricket had thoughts too rip lil guy
I have a new found respect for Dakota!!
Andrew was just waiting the rest of the review to bring the cricket back. I command your restraint.
Your call backs/quotes to other films is insane.
Sony is not "hanging on" to the Spider-verse, Sony owns Spider-man permanently for the past 2 decades and for the time being unless Disney buy's Sony.
This episode is comedy 👏 gold 👏.
Avaryl saved a life because of Baywatch and took a (cricket) life because of Madame Web.
49:53 There's pee in Pepsi, you heard it here first
the cricket drama was too funny!!
Madame Web 2 and then…the MovieBitches reviewwwwwww!
Not avaryl killing madame cricket
I honestly find Dakota Johnson so annoying 😬. Like even if what she says is the truth it’s not refreshing. There’s no humour with it or said in jest it’s just mean. Like a bad read.
I was bored out of madame mind. This movie wasn’t even so bad it’s good, it was just bad and boring. You could feel that no one cared about this material, with poor dialogue and bland performances. The action was so weak and the villain was pathetic. One of the worst comic book movies ever and worst of this year. Great review 👍 Keep making videos!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Madame mind😂😂😂😂😂
She is on the run, steals a cab, eventually takes the plates off, but never does anything about the cab#, proudly displayed on top of the car... I yelled about that Goddamn cab# several times during my watch through
i liked it. saw it twice. not as bad as i thought it would be. worst i can say is maybe it was too long? but ignoring the "not comic accurate at all" of it all, i had fun and laughed. only film i liked dakota johnson in so far
That simply won't do at all @25:14
To what end!? 🎶To what end?🎶
31:28 😂😂😂
I fully thought that was a cricket sound effect because you both somehow forgot the word "spider-man" at first
I just watched this movie. Oh, boy. The "subtlety" of the window cracking shows webbing. Ooh. (eye roll) Sydney Sweeney's wig. Disastah pile with you. The movie was not awful. It was not good. It was fine. Did the creators think it would be a sequel with Spider Power Rangers Squad? What is happening?
Andrew didn't say palindrome! quelle suprise!