Madame Web | Movie Review | Ep 292

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @kelfincher5232
    @kelfincher5232 7 місяців тому +82

    Dakota Johnson seems like a Kristen Wiig character.

  • @fincherest391
    @fincherest391 7 місяців тому +146

    avaryl taking the life of that cricket..her web really connects us all.....

    • @shakirakurosawa1740
      @shakirakurosawa1740 7 місяців тому +10

      It's future retribution for the life she saved by CPR all those years ago

  • @FloraAnneFauna
    @FloraAnneFauna 7 місяців тому +91

    i do love how Madame Web's power seemed to only aid her in committing vehicular manslaughter

  • @ByronAndOnAndOn
    @ByronAndOnAndOn 7 місяців тому +120

    The cricket spider saga took me OUT. Great editing you guys!

    • @19Levsko19
      @19Levsko19 7 місяців тому +7

      It was probably more entertaining than the whole Madame web movie

  • @SpectreSaunders
    @SpectreSaunders 7 місяців тому +85

    I was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before I watched this review 🕸🕷

  • @queenb7013
    @queenb7013 7 місяців тому +48

    The funniest part of this film was the fact that Emma Roberts is supposed to be Peter parker's mom just what was that casting choice lmfao

    • @rocksgio
      @rocksgio 3 місяці тому +2

      Too many gays called her 'mother' and Sony took it the wrong way

  • @Kriseiri
    @Kriseiri 7 місяців тому +134

    The scene in the train has a guy playing a PSP even though it's supposed to be 2003 and that didn’t exist until 2005! This bothered me more than anything else that happened in the movie.

    • @alexanderluna4598
      @alexanderluna4598 7 місяців тому +18

      Its produced by sony but they couldnt find out when the sony psp was released to the public

    • @MrRobcastle18
      @MrRobcastle18 7 місяців тому +1

      Reminds me of the guy playing Gears of War in The Hurt Locker, even though the movie is set in 2004. But the Xbox 360 came out in 2005 and the game came out in 2006. Otherwise, great movie.

    • @back2thebase
      @back2thebase 7 місяців тому

      I watched this video abt all the re writes and the original line was “New York is so crazy these days some guy was selling these on the street or something”

    • @newjigsaw
      @newjigsaw 7 місяців тому +1

      I blame Sony’s synergy. They always do that in their movies.

    • @back2thebase
      @back2thebase 7 місяців тому +1

      @@newjigsaw idk why they decided to randomly cut scenes out and re shoot a brand new film for example there was a whole final fight scene planned out where Dakota was in her super suit??

  • @labradude
    @labradude 6 місяців тому +9

    You guys forgot that in the movie, the fireworks warehouse was literally on fire a week before and was deemed unsafe.
    So someone decided it would be a good idea to reuse said building to store fireworks the week after.

  • @seanphillips9523
    @seanphillips9523 7 місяців тому +53

    At first I thought the cricket was just sound effects and then ... IT HAPPENED. And it made my Monday :)

  • @queenb7013
    @queenb7013 7 місяців тому +18

    Y'all calling out Dakota Johnson gives me so much life lmfao

  • @rody73
    @rody73 7 місяців тому +20

    You did it! You did itt

  • @Val.Killmonger
    @Val.Killmonger 7 місяців тому +7

    The Dean Martin spy spoofs are currently on Tubi in the US. Avaryl is right, they are delightful.

  • @EJMoreno
    @EJMoreno 7 місяців тому +41

    I’ve waited for this review since the day this was announced

  • @paulilorenz3039
    @paulilorenz3039 7 місяців тому +7

    [*audible crunch of Avaryl taking a life]
    might be the most context specific hilarious pehonemon to occur to me this month

  • @aine.no23
    @aine.no23 7 місяців тому +14

    It is absolutely crazy to me the reaction to her lime joke. Like are people really confused that she would make a sarcastic joke about a ludricous amount of limes? Why would Jimmy Fallon need to follow up about it?

  • @Alex-n5z8p
    @Alex-n5z8p 7 місяців тому +10

    I think Madame Web was the best cinematic experience I've had in years. Jaw was on the floor at how "so bad its good" it was. The villain's dubbing was possibly one of the worst things I've ever seen in a big budget film.

  • @iain9757
    @iain9757 7 місяців тому +35

    I love how this film feels 5 years ago yet yesterday

  • @boylemansion
    @boylemansion 7 місяців тому +17

    the bit with the cricket was so FUCKING FUNNY... THIS IS ONE FOR THE BOOKS

  • @angelkaiju
    @angelkaiju 6 місяців тому +4

    The Madam Webb cameo on set was a lovely surprise

  • @dbagette
    @dbagette 7 місяців тому +18

    I think Madame Web works best opposite Black Adam. While The Rock was really polishing a dookie for the DCEU, Dakota Johnson put in the appropriate effort for her movie. Since you mentioned The Room, hopefully someone does a The Disaster Artist for Madame Web

  • @OffKiraDeux
    @OffKiraDeux 7 місяців тому +21

    The editing, the sudden Cricket Cricket, Avaryl's off screen "dialogue", Andrew's runaway train of laughter and emotis taking over.
    Perfect and so appropriate.
    And... I guess this means that Madame Webb will know that Peter Parker's parents will die soon enough, and in some 15ys her buddy Ben will be murdered... and she won't even suggest that he gets a good life insurance so her widow and adopted kid have an easier go at it after his untimely death?
    PS: I somehow made it thru all 50 Shades movies with Dakota Johnson's obnoxious flat baby voice, I don't think I can do it anymore, I don't think she can act beyond being a flat voiced asshole. But if you guys found entertaining in this performance, good for you, you watched some mad trash in the past year, you earned it.

  • @Buckaroo_Baldwin
    @Buckaroo_Baldwin 7 місяців тому +16

    That was Freddie Ljungerg on the billboard, not David Beckham. I was 17 in 2003 I know that photo well. 😍😍😍

  • @gracob
    @gracob 7 місяців тому +7

    this is totally irrelevant but, the calvin klein billboard guy wasn't David Beckham, it was a different footballer, a swedish guy called Freddie Ljungberg. I only bring this up because I was mildly obsessed with him in 2003 (of course) but I highly recommend you look him up!

  • @BriarRouge
    @BriarRouge 7 місяців тому +7

    I saw “Campy Mess” in the thumbnail, so here I am! 😆

  • @BrianSmithNow
    @BrianSmithNow 6 місяців тому +3

    Omg that Kirsten Dunst lime clip. Lol.

  • @ekvilist
    @ekvilist 7 місяців тому +11

    5:17 good thing Avaryl didn’t research that spider or she could die instantly after

  • @JulianDN
    @JulianDN 7 місяців тому +22

    Watched this movie with a guy on our FIRST DATE

    • @iain9757
      @iain9757 7 місяців тому +12

      I assume there’s wedding bells

    • @kauhiahauki
      @kauhiahauki 7 місяців тому

      @@iain9757 Webbing bells

    • @Yfighter2
      @Yfighter2 7 місяців тому +5

      Seems like a great memory. Hopefully you both laughed at it 😅

  • @Light-Rock97
    @Light-Rock97 7 місяців тому +8

    You did the impossible, you located and terminated a cricket.

  • @reentee
    @reentee 7 місяців тому +5

    The crunching will stay with me for life

  • @s.hiessl149
    @s.hiessl149 7 місяців тому +7

    the whole spider/potato bug/cricket thing was already better than this whole madame web movie 😂

  • @VelvetTeacake
    @VelvetTeacake 7 місяців тому +7

    That was a juicy crunch from the Cricket 😂

  • @Starmongoose
    @Starmongoose 7 місяців тому +7

    That noise that turned out to be a spider(?) was giving me heavy Practical Magic death-cricket energy. Careful on the road! Dont fall in love!

  • @litothemanlapid
    @litothemanlapid 7 місяців тому +5

    I watched Madame Web in a two-man show. The other person that watched it left mid-film. I was laughing so loudly on the other hand. The CPR scene call back make holler so loud.

  • @zarastevens6614
    @zarastevens6614 7 місяців тому +4

    thank you for keeping the cricket in the edit🤣

  • @dropkgirl7157
    @dropkgirl7157 7 місяців тому +10

    WHERE'S MY SPIDER?!

  • @jacobandrew8696
    @jacobandrew8696 7 місяців тому +3

    That cricket-spider moment gave such Katya and the cockroach energy!!😂😂💀

  • @beccabattalio
    @beccabattalio 7 місяців тому

    That cricket bit…riveting, that editing…beautiful, that cricket commentary and scream…hilarious. A true masterpiece.

  • @R92-q4b
    @R92-q4b 7 місяців тому +3

    Averyl being a good Judy and saving the life of that pilled out mate of her’s we literally stan queen ❤

  • @m.alexanderfields677
    @m.alexanderfields677 7 місяців тому +13

    I fucking love you guys. That shit was hilarious

  • @airs1234
    @airs1234 7 місяців тому +7

    I nearly wet myself with the “is it under the carpet” thing.

  • @Ggxbgdryvxd
    @Ggxbgdryvxd 7 місяців тому +1

    Your references are so good! I literally watched this episode of will and Grace (34:08) yesterday and I’ll never not think of maya Rudolph’s “too what end!” - I sing that all the time

    • @Ggxbgdryvxd
      @Ggxbgdryvxd 7 місяців тому +1

      And the comeback too! We’d definitely be friends

  • @anntastic100
    @anntastic100 7 місяців тому +3

    Watch her try to open the Pepsi cans throughout the movie 😂

  • @a-go-go19
    @a-go-go19 7 місяців тому +3

    theres so much to be said about this movie but watching it in an empty theater was an unparalleled experience. Don't regret it lol
    (idk if yall mention this but watching three girls, on the run from a murderous dude decide to start table dancing in a *diner* was SO odd like-- this was for the trailer right? who in their right mind is like "theres a murderer after me, I should grind to brittney spears"?)

  • @bigoistin9125
    @bigoistin9125 7 місяців тому +2

    Ok I'll say it. The way johnson no-sells talking heads reads so much like autism and it's amazing 👏

  • @geoffwestbrook4932
    @geoffwestbrook4932 7 місяців тому +7

    I thought the cricket sounds were an edit at first 😭

  • @tj1der630
    @tj1der630 3 місяці тому

    Thanks!

  • @ianbrundige9069
    @ianbrundige9069 7 місяців тому +8

    Challengers review incoming I hope

  • @kt2725
    @kt2725 7 місяців тому +5

    the great cricket fiasco of 2024, never forget

  • @freddiegrace3770
    @freddiegrace3770 7 місяців тому +2

    This movie made me never want to drink Pepsi again!

  • @darkmask5933
    @darkmask5933 7 місяців тому +2

    I know it's not usually your thing, but any chance you guys would wanna do a special review of the newest Dr. Who episode? It stars Jinkx Monsoon as this week's villain, The Maestro! I think you'd guys love it!

  • @iain9757
    @iain9757 7 місяців тому +7

    I have never read Spider-Man comic but this IS Spiderverse. Madame Web literally sees ALL timelines she’s at the Web of Time. Sure it’s not part of the film series Spiderverse but it’s part of the Spider-Man cinematic multiverse like she’s co workers with Ben Parker Peters uncle.
    Did **no one** explain who she was playing to her?

    • @alexanderluna4598
      @alexanderluna4598 7 місяців тому +1

      When they say spiderverse they mean tomverse. Marvel isnt letting them join the tomverse so they cant officially say they arent part of the spiderverse

    • @iain9757
      @iain9757 7 місяців тому

      @@alexanderluna4598 ok but Madame Webb the character sees all timelines so you can say that without using the word spiderverse which are Sony animated pictures films

  • @MattHawes
    @MattHawes 7 місяців тому +1

    The review is worth watching for the whole cricket/spider section alone with you two. LOL!

  • @NOWTHATSWHATICALLANGST
    @NOWTHATSWHATICALLANGST 7 місяців тому +2

    the spider people had the photos developed. like kodak or canon intl. or like the mystic cave pool also double as a one hr photo. and then they used her mom's journal as a hand writing sample to sign the back of the pictures cuz Las Aranas lol

  • @patrickbraue4644
    @patrickbraue4644 7 місяців тому

    The cricket segment had me rolling on the floor laughing XD

  • @eddiejimenez6098
    @eddiejimenez6098 7 місяців тому +1

    Avaryl is a hero, that cpr story is amazing tbh

  • @pspence9569
    @pspence9569 Місяць тому

    I've had the same jeans on for four days now
    I'm gonna go to a disco in the middle of the town
    Everybody's dressing up, I'm dressing down

  • @lemoncherry2092
    @lemoncherry2092 7 місяців тому +4

    OMG OMG Yes wishes come true! I had the best time with my mum laughing with this movie for 2 seconds & at everything else. Knew for a fact it would be a hot campy fire bomb like the incredible Hulk(08) ready for ya'll...as someone who reads the comics this movie is so off the wall its becomes a mock bad movie 😂😂

  • @bloggerblogg5878
    @bloggerblogg5878 7 місяців тому +2

    Anther connection guys: in one of the Power Rangers movie, the main villain says: "it's smells like teenagers" with a weird accent, and there is bad CGI.

  • @lukeyxcx
    @lukeyxcx 7 місяців тому +1

    FINALLY watched this and I'm SO glad you guys also copped that this movie just had Dakota Johnson playing herself, it was the first thing I wrote in my notes hahahaha

  • @stephaniefrost4910
    @stephaniefrost4910 7 місяців тому +3

    2003, what a year! 😂

  • @cpcathy
    @cpcathy 7 місяців тому +1

    Dakota just tells it like it is. Her parents divorced when she was tiny, they both had drug problems, we act like she’s the daughter of Hollywood royalty but that’s hardly the case.

  • @amaeheartscoffeeeee
    @amaeheartscoffeeeee 7 місяців тому +4

    Yessssssssssssssss. Ded.
    Also is there a a Dune / Dune 2 review coming??

    • @LauraMariaOsorioArenas
      @LauraMariaOsorioArenas 7 місяців тому

      We need it! I think they mentioned Dune in another review but we deserve a full one!!

  • @ughwhymustthisoccur
    @ughwhymustthisoccur 7 місяців тому +1

    "i mean the size of the thing..." an iconique episode for the books!!!

  • @Harryfeay
    @Harryfeay 7 місяців тому +7

    Honestly I loved this movie so much. Is it good? No. But did I laugh and enjoy every campy absurd minute of it? Yes

  • @GustavoFernandesKing
    @GustavoFernandesKing 7 місяців тому +2

    43:29 what we do in the shadows review when?

  • @bruja2591
    @bruja2591 7 місяців тому +1

    The cricket fiasco was insane and i cried laughing

  • @GAZMAN2002
    @GAZMAN2002 7 місяців тому +3

    I think the issue is Sony has, the rights to spiderman as long as they keep making films otherwise it will revert back to Marvel and Disney so Sony will keep making movies even if they are terrible.

    • @iain9757
      @iain9757 7 місяців тому

      But they can literally make any Spider-Man related film with any character across the what 80 years of Spider-Man related characters but they just what their “villains” spin off cinematic universe

  • @Purplebeamer
    @Purplebeamer 7 місяців тому +1

    27:57 sold. i have to watch this now my god.

  • @MiqelDotCom
    @MiqelDotCom 7 місяців тому +1

    And HOW does he still have the spider in his house *30 years* later?

  • @TamB89
    @TamB89 7 місяців тому +1

    Omg, Amy Jo Johnson shoutout! ❤

  • @tatianamelendez490
    @tatianamelendez490 7 місяців тому +3

    I was scream laughing at the epic cricket/ spider saga. Oooooh, it's perfect thing to come home to after a long day at work! 😂

  • @iain9757
    @iain9757 7 місяців тому +1

    32:49 to be a sad nerd again
    Don’t worry about it because the MCU messed up Holland’s Spider-Man’s age.
    Rumour is Madame Webb was meant to tie into Andrew Garfield Spider-Man so late 90s but they bumped it forward for Holland’s Spider-Man even know *none of it matters*

  • @deeconstruction8163
    @deeconstruction8163 7 місяців тому +2

    Jiminy! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • @JoeCharlesKaye
    @JoeCharlesKaye 7 місяців тому +4

    Please send help. My friends and I can’t stop pronouncing it “Ma Damn Web!”

  • @anntastic100
    @anntastic100 7 місяців тому +1

    When she pulls focus at that baby shower jeeeezzeee also I haven't seen the movie just a million clips 😂

  • @bafbaas1210
    @bafbaas1210 6 місяців тому +1

    i saw on letterbox you guys didn't like challengers, what happened?

  • @johnsmith2875
    @johnsmith2875 7 місяців тому +1

    You did it 🙂. You did it 🙂!

  • @martingomezmarinich7059
    @martingomezmarinich7059 6 місяців тому +1

    I just realized we dont have a moviebeaches review of devil wears prada???

  • @lukeyxcx
    @lukeyxcx 7 місяців тому +2

    Oh this is gonna be a good one

  • @huntertainment2
    @huntertainment2 7 місяців тому +1

    the cricket had thoughts too rip lil guy

  • @elizabetha.188
    @elizabetha.188 7 місяців тому +1

    I have a new found respect for Dakota!!

  • @yesthisislevi.
    @yesthisislevi. 7 місяців тому

    Andrew was just waiting the rest of the review to bring the cricket back. I command your restraint.

  • @danielklemens1416
    @danielklemens1416 7 місяців тому +2

    Your call backs/quotes to other films is insane.

  • @RichardApperition
    @RichardApperition 6 місяців тому +1

    Sony is not "hanging on" to the Spider-verse, Sony owns Spider-man permanently for the past 2 decades and for the time being unless Disney buy's Sony.

  • @JacobBroderickBacon
    @JacobBroderickBacon 7 місяців тому

    This episode is comedy 👏 gold 👏.

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat 7 місяців тому +2

    Avaryl saved a life because of Baywatch and took a (cricket) life because of Madame Web.

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st 7 місяців тому

    49:53 There's pee in Pepsi, you heard it here first

  • @gordo.motion
    @gordo.motion 7 місяців тому

    the cricket drama was too funny!!

  • @JuanHernandez-ys6wl
    @JuanHernandez-ys6wl 7 місяців тому +1

    Madame Web 2 and then…the MovieBitches reviewwwwwww!

  • @martingomezmarinich7059
    @martingomezmarinich7059 7 місяців тому +1

    Not avaryl killing madame cricket

  • @gavinneedham2013
    @gavinneedham2013 7 місяців тому +8

    I honestly find Dakota Johnson so annoying 😬. Like even if what she says is the truth it’s not refreshing. There’s no humour with it or said in jest it’s just mean. Like a bad read.

  • @ZachMilneTalksMovies
    @ZachMilneTalksMovies 7 місяців тому +2

    I was bored out of madame mind. This movie wasn’t even so bad it’s good, it was just bad and boring. You could feel that no one cared about this material, with poor dialogue and bland performances. The action was so weak and the villain was pathetic. One of the worst comic book movies ever and worst of this year. Great review 👍 Keep making videos!

    • @smashthehype
      @smashthehype 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Madame mind😂😂😂😂😂

  • @willthompson197
    @willthompson197 6 місяців тому

    She is on the run, steals a cab, eventually takes the plates off, but never does anything about the cab#, proudly displayed on top of the car... I yelled about that Goddamn cab# several times during my watch through

  • @serenityq26
    @serenityq26 7 місяців тому

    i liked it. saw it twice. not as bad as i thought it would be. worst i can say is maybe it was too long? but ignoring the "not comic accurate at all" of it all, i had fun and laughed. only film i liked dakota johnson in so far

  • @sagsag9630
    @sagsag9630 7 місяців тому

    That simply won't do at all @25:14

  • @leothar
    @leothar 7 місяців тому

    To what end!? 🎶To what end?🎶

  • @Cristina-jb2bc
    @Cristina-jb2bc 3 дні тому

    31:28 😂😂😂

  • @msr760
    @msr760 7 місяців тому

    I fully thought that was a cricket sound effect because you both somehow forgot the word "spider-man" at first

  • @AngryMoor
    @AngryMoor 6 місяців тому

    I just watched this movie. Oh, boy. The "subtlety" of the window cracking shows webbing. Ooh. (eye roll) Sydney Sweeney's wig. Disastah pile with you. The movie was not awful. It was not good. It was fine. Did the creators think it would be a sequel with Spider Power Rangers Squad? What is happening?

  • @YellowishTV
    @YellowishTV 7 місяців тому +1

    Andrew didn't say palindrome! quelle suprise!