Vegans Don't Have Friends. Collin Moulton - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 28 чер 2024
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I would definitely binge watch "Crazy Old Parents That Can't Remember Why They Hate Each Other"
😂
Collin Moulton is VERY clever and VERY funny. Loved it!
Gotten to the point where I enjoy clever humor vs the rough stuff. This guy is really clever
I agree. But if you can find someone who can combine both that is pure gold.
@@VestigialHead you've got a point 👉
@@beautiful80sladies22 I have been really impressed with the quality of comics on dry bar though. Top notch.
@@VestigialHead with age...good content is appreciated
They need to deliver clean jokes in Utah-so they have to write intelligent material. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
... most uncommitted home invasion robbery ever! Lol
Funniest dry bar stand up in my opinion, I laughed out loud more times than I can count. Very clever and funny
My other favorite so far is Kevin Erskine.
@@CinemaDemocratica I must watch it immediately! Always on the lookout for good stand up 😊
@Daniel Nunez Nope, but now I surely will! Thanks! 😃
Bengt is awesome too
Yeah and the impressions were spot on. That's rare.
It's always good when you randomly pick a comedian you haven't heard of and they turn out good.
Same Here
Love it
This guy is top ten in my opinion. Love to hear more from him.
Yeah dudes cool af
I hope he has some adult stuff
“Grandpa, what was paper..?”
“It was made from treEEEs!” 🤣🤣
"Grandpa, what's trees?" 🤣
Don't, nearly got tummy ache here 🤣
I’m actually crying laughing and my whole face hurts! Not even halfway through, this is a great core workout 😭😭😂
Out of all the Dry Bars I've seen this guy is the best. Laughed the whole 45 minutes and want MORE!
Try Regan! He's so low key that it feels like the you're being sideswiped from left field. This guy and Dennis Regan make me laugh no matter how many times I listen.
100% agree
@@ruthyk7083 I saw his Dry Bar special. Super funny stuff.
@@ruthyk7083 “Are you dense?!” “Uh, it’s Dennis.” 😂
@@heavnxbound yup! one of the best lines in the routine!
First I've ever heard of this guy ... most I've laughed at a comedy show in a long time. Will def be looking out for more Collin Moulton material.
The old man voice is absolutely gold
This guy is unbelievably funny, he should do another special, I was laughing so hard I woke my wife 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
Same here! She had to check up on me, wondering if I was okay!
I know!!
Totally just woke my husband the same way! Hahahaha 😂😂🤣
All the yeses!😂
Totally agree!
My husband told me to shush cuz i was bein so loud. Called it "gaffawing".😂
We get it you're all happily married. 🤫
I laughed so hard at the part where he's picking up his daughter from preschool, I almost threw up.🤣
This guy was killing it. He wasn't just telling jokes, he put on a whole performance.
Haven't cried this hard in a while! Holy cow this guy is funny
I like your comment but I don't want to ruin your like count. It's at 69 right now.
You can become a comedian too! Just win an argument and start saying what you think!
@@anhweinacht439 r
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Excellent stand up! Got funnier and funnier all the way through. The last bit about the cop with the stutter had me crying
Same here! 😂
The stuttering cop joke made ,e laugh so had that I snorted.
Me too! I fell out 😆😆
I have 2 friends with different stutters .... trust me YOU NEED that in your life !
One stutters like bu bu bu bu bbbb bikes and one cheek wobbles like its going out of style, the other stalls his whole words for a full on tongue out like (say blaaaahh) that's how he stutters,always has a wet chin.
It never stops being one of the funniest things I ever witnessed lol
True story
I was crying too. While i was driving. Lol
“I’m water boarding the squirrels to find out what time the deer come around to eat my carrots.”
“Bill Clinton is more than Hillary’s wife.” 😆
I know right lol too good
I wonder if Bill has stains on his neck and jacket lapel or did he get Hillary to clean up
"If I see a rabbit looking at my carrots I will punch his entire family."
His old man voice is priceless
Dry Bar Comedy has surprised me with the quality of the performers in what I imagine is an alcohol-free venue, This really seems to bring out the best in both the comedians like Collin Moulton and the audience. Highly recommend for everyone to check these videos
Sugar-free also. I've watched 20+ vids and not one cuss word. Love this channel
I dont have any issues with cussing but geez i been over women being called out of their name, the n-word in every sentence. I can go on and on. Cuss words dont bother me at all its how you use them. I do feel like Dry Bar sets the standard to really being a creative comedian and using life as comedy without the excessive cursing which pushes the comedian to be good. Cussing makes a comedian lazy not being tested to their potential as a comedian. I beinge watch these videos. Im very selective anyway in the comedians i watch even if they cuss but it refreshing with dry bar.
Got any other great dry-bar recommendations like him??
@@TristanSZ brad upton
@@TristanSZ Josh Blue is hilarious as well
I'm old enough to have logged so many years of seeing and enjoying (or sometimes not) the work of many comedians. When they are this good you are warmed, you actually feel the kind of radiance that glows after a night out to theater where you saw a great play. A work of art that you want to share and something that you will remember.
But this is rare.
I find this massive talent an absolute treasure, and myself fortunate to have been in his company.
Oh The the bonus of nonstop, sometimes tortuous laughter.
(I could only hope that Simon could see this).
Good heavens! I've watched a lot of the dry bar comedians, and this guy really takes the cake. Well done!
I don't think he'd take the cake he's vegan so there aren't many options for him :/
@@LordTenma ahh yes but he has 10 different options of milk to add to said cake
@@LordTenma Except ... vegan cake.
This guy almost beats Zoltan Kaszas. Definitely #2 and next in line for the King of DryBar Crown. And my opinion for 3rd place has to be Andy Woodhull. Watch him next if you haven't seen him yet! Step dad winner of everything hands down 💪😎👍 OMG I love you DryBar!
@@cbrinton71 Thanks for the tips! I'll check out Zoltan next. Can't believe I just discovered Dry Bar a couple days ago. I'm hooked!
This is, BY FAR, my FAVOURITE Dry Bar comedy show ever. I've watched this so many times now that I have memorized the entire special. I now repeat it to my friends at lunch hahaha. And yes, I credit Collin Moulton.
And here we have, an ESFP
I do this too. I’m an ENTJ. GO FIGURE! 😂
Stuttering Cop commmmmmmmmmmmmmmmited to every syllable. How am I not supposed to giggle and go to prison at the same time?😂🤣🙃
I couldn’t sleep due to anxiety. I’m so glad I found this, I haven’t laughed that hard in a really long time. This guy is a genius comedian, I completely agree with those who said it’s the funniest Dry Bar routine ever. Thank you Collin Moulton!
Genius? You are kind.
👍
@@hopemccubbin8661
The wording I chose conveys the overwhelmingly positive impact this comedian had on me during a very difficult time.
Comedy is wonderful for coping. My dog just passed and was the only true love I’ve ever had. Here I am mourning and trying to cope with drybar. Glad it helps you, too
"I'd have a whole herd of Daddy long dogs" had me rollin
dude.. doggy long legs...
i seriously lurched forward laughing, then looked up and the cameraman was showing 5 other people lurching forward laughing XD
That hurt i laughed so hard at that one!😂😂💀
Me too omg the mental picture!
Gold, absolute gold. Please post more of this man
I'm laying here with the flu laughing so hard at the last 15 minutes of this that my entire body hurts. But it's so hilarious I dont care.
Awwwwwwww Take care, dude👍
Flu? It's 2020 so that doesn't exist. You had covid19.
@@eternalreign2313 🤙🏼 be safe
I hope it’s the flu and not corona virus👍
@@tinawindham6958 nah it was flu. I'm good thanks for checking.
"What were trees, grandpa?" 😂😂
Sad future😪
Haha my roommate George seriously thought his dad invented all of these famous sayings, he was heartbroken and in shock when he found out his dad didn’t invent all of these famous phrases.
Poor George
The last 15 minutes had my stomach hurting.
I was sitting at my desk crying bc I trying not to laugh out loud 😂😂😂 Oh Lord, I was dying!
It was something you ate? Try not to eat from steet stands.
@@nayosilver1180 Those tacos man
probably because of the shitty vegan food
Someone please applaud that man's accents! Hilarious! The audience is slacking, man...
Ooo
@@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 They were laughing, yes, but not applauding. Also, I realized that I hadn't given any indicators that I was taking about the first 5-10 minutes. The whole "vegan" shtick and beyond.
👏👏👏👏👏👏 great actor
Ouching Tiger Limping Dragon some people honestly - it just goes right over their heads-
A comedian rarely makes me laugh out loud. But this guy did it multiple times. I couldn’t stop laughing 👏👏👏
I love that he looks so so purely happy when he makes the audience laugh
This guy definitely had me crying after the first few minutes of the show. Nonstop laughter
This is my favorite Drybar comedian, authentic and simple, a genius
When he called the Post Office a "dangerous uncomfortable place" I nearly choked to death lol
I agree. THAT was a hilarious bit!
“You’d wait around for hours in the body oder and lack of eye contact until you finally got to talk to an angry misshapen man”
In terms of knowing half a phrase you've heard "curiosity killed the cat" but that's not the whole quote the rest is "but satisfaction brought it back"
hahahah "quit sending me messages with human handwriting ... its creepy" hahahahaha
Omg I couldn't stop laughing.
@@WickedWestParanormal hahaha this guy is so awesome haha so are you!
That was probably my favorite line 🤣🤣
@@amandawilliams2266 haahhahaha
I love your and that
@@daneguitarist1 you love that and what?? Lol
Literally a top 10 stand up.
I cried so hard. 😂
Glad I “waltzed in” and saw this one. Good work.
Brilliant. A comic who knows his audience and celebrates people laughing out loud, together.
So so happy this came up as a suggestion, I was not prepared for how funny I found this whole routine
Most accurate chicken impression I've ever seen! When you make a short clip of this guy, use that!
Dude has been around a lot of chickens. I think they did use that section in one of the shorts.
I hate it when people doing a chicken impression just say, "Bok, bok, bok", like they're reading it out of a book.
My mom. She could di a perfect chicken dance!
Specifically looking for this joke to show my brother and I can’t flippi’n find it.
The best part was that he was 100% right. XD
Definitely the funniest Dry Bar Special I've seen in ages. Actually had me hooting with laughter rather than just chuckling.
"They run towards the sound of crying."
Marine Moms lol
That's funny, true AND a nice compliment for moms everywhere.
The last 30 seconds had me rolling on the floor. The rest is good, but that last bit was gold
The "Get on your knees" part killed me.
The Wolf Pack “ya had to be there” was never funnier! 😂😂😂
Peeps under 20 like why is this funny. I Laugh again
Gotta admit that joke took me longer than I would like.
Monica
@Laughing Gravy yeah, he was. Just like Ahab was Jezebel's wife and queen.
He's hilarious. When my 4 yr. old tells you to "GO TO BED" he's basically calling you a "stupid hate", LOL.
“I’d have a whole herd of Little Doggy long legs. “ The audience were in fits of stomach cramping belly laughter. Just like me
I want to play monopoly with this guy
The best part would be when he gets the Go to Jail card and has to sing “Bad Boys.” 🎶
I soaked them 3 days to get the farts out hahahahaha best line ever!!!
I loved the accent 🤣
exactly I was on the floor with that one..😂😂😂😂😂💀
really?
A woman got out of her car and started browsing through my son-in-law’s tools while he was cutting down a tree in my yard. She thought it was a garage sale. He had to ask her to leave.
☺️
so interesting, where I live we dont know garage sales. doesnt exist..
I know it's archaic now but aren't people suppose to read a "garage sale" sign first? I guess not!
@@veganessence5270 You would think so, wouldn't you? We definitely did not have a sign.
@@StartFromScratch1 Here in the USA, when people want to get rid of junk and make a few $$, they set it all out in the front yard on a Saturday and put up a sign, often an ad in the paper. Most people who drive by will stop, just in case there is something they might want at a cheap price. It becomes a social event to some extent. Bargaining is part of the fun.
This has to be one of the funniest specials out there. Pure genius
It took a few minutes, but he gets pretty funny.
Agreed. By the time he gets to mailing the envelope I was dying.
This comment got me to stick around longer than 0:30. Worth it.
PS. corn on the cob tastes better, i don't know why. I stopped getting KFC cuz they started taking it off the cob xD
When??
Thanks!
Takes a while is right.
Several whiles if you ask me. 45 show, and there's about 12 minutes of actual funny. But if you have the patience, there's at least 4 minutes of absolute hilarity, so that's okay
Collin is one of the funniest comedians I have ever heard...
Omg absolutely awesome. That email/mail bit was killer!
MASSIVE set man, highly apprecciated, cheers from Germany, more from him, really the top of what's on Dry Bar!
seh ich mir mindestens einmal pro Jahr an ... einfach zum schreien lustig , der Kerl!
His chicken impression is so priceless 😂😂
The dancing jokes slayed me!!! 123 your curtains are hideous...
I don't know how I haven't heard of this guy before. He's hilarious. Just love him.
He is a vegan, so give him that 😜
This guy is excellent funny. Haven't laughed so much in years. Would love to see him in person.
Omg this guy had me ROLLING! What a great set!
he was the best. omg i loved this video. wish i couldve been right there in the audience he was awesome. my family walking past stopped to get a few laughs cause they heard me cackling like a hyena. he held his funny the whole show. his quietest moment was when he drank water. I really hope he goes far and makes a lot of money.
Can't breathe... Tears streaming down my face... Please don't stop
This is not a joke, I have been WAITING for this! As soon as I first saw the individual clips, and then saw other Full Specials, I just started to hope/wait. Thank you, Dry Bar! 😅❤
Best old man voice ever!
"THAT IS A COW THAT WILL RUIN YOUR HAIR..... everybody knows that" - HAHAHHAHAH
The world needs more guys like Collin Moulton. Thanks, Man 😁🧡
I laughed through this entire thing, it's epic LOL totally relatable to me
37:32 "Daddy Long Dogs" I was laughing so hard that I had to pause it.
He got on such a roll, I couldn't catch my breath
I've never laughed so hard! Stopped it several times to catch my breath.😂🤣😆🤣😂
Dry Bar is king of clean comedy!
The day care thing was hilarious...saving lives! LOL!
He is better than 99.8% of stand-up's right now!
Get this man a special so he can get paid!
The stuttering part had me in stitches.
I'm Friggin Dyin'... "Bill Clinton is known for a lot more than just being Hillary’s wife...”
Oh. My. Stars. I have laughed so hard my entire drive to work (listening not watching!) that I can barely breathe and nearly wet my pants several times! Thank you!
The old man bit is award worthy 🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t laughed out loud this many times in a good while
Sift through lots of dry bar when bored.....This is one of the absolute golden comedians that rock!!!! Wishing an amazing future!!!!
I have been so stressed it's been making me sick and this video was a stress relief.. I'm crying laughing listening to it. Thank you 🤗
I give my highest complement: I peed a little.
Eww wtf
😂😂😂
I fell off a chair
Me too...
😂
OMG, I just died from the most delicious mixture of brain and belly stimulation. "I waterboard the squirrels to find out when the deer come around." Dead.
Best comic on dry bar yet.
Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time ! How come I’ve never heard of this comedian ! Great stuff 😂😂
Strange...while I was cooking my beans I started watching this :) Yes, I make my beans from scratch....because I am poor, not by choice ;)
I cook my own beans too, because I don't like the taste of preservatives. I'm poor too but I still did it when I was single and had money.
My favorite are black beans because they taste a bit like bacon when you fry and mash them.
You're lucky to stumble on a great platform to talk about cooking beans.
That's almost spooky...
Gosh I love homemade red beans!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmm!
Did ya' soak 'em 3 days to get the farts out?
@@roberthouston3824 Beans are only produce gas if you add sugar...or....your body is not accustomed to high fiber food. Soak them, yes I do; to reduce cooking time, otherwise the vegetables will over-cook.
This guy is really funny! He has that great mix of funny material combined with excellent physical and vocal expressiveness and range. Can't wait to see more!
This guy deserves WAY more views. I about passed out from laughing.
RE" You say bye to each other and then you are walking n the same direction" LMAO!!
Can't remember the last time I hurt myself from laughing.
Whole heard of daddy long dogs is the greatest thing i think I've ever heard in my life.
I was laughing so hard I was crying and hoarse! Hilariously!
Lots of laughs. Lots of range. Odd lot of impressions. Really understands chickens.
I suppose that substantiates the origins of at least one phrase: "running around like a chicken with its head cut off", tee hee. Very funny comedian. I enjoyed it
This is so funny that I had to stop what i was doing to finish watching it!
He’s been eating wrong for so many years. But I found this hilarious
9 kids, 42 grandkids, and 12 great grandchildren😳 dear lord!!
That Moon Fart was genius!
Let me see if there's anything in here worth going to prison for😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bill Clinton: Everyone on your knees...
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 ______________________
This guy had me in tears. This was PHENOMENAL!!!
Oh my God this guy is hilarious!!! I watched the whole thing two times back to back and laughed just as hard the second time. I especially liked what he said towards the end about people not being able to agree on anything anymore, but his audience had agreed to all come there and agree on something and to laugh together. That a was a beautiful moment. I'm really glad I took the time to watch him.
Forty-five minutes well spent. Thank you!!
I am from Africa ....that is funny! Hahahahaha
Do you speak... Kosha??? 😂😂😂😂
I havent laughed so hard in YEARS!! 😂LOL😂 Im watching for a second time and my side hurts so bad!! 😂😂😂😂
I dont know how many times ive had to re type this Lololoolol 😂😂
Amazing! Awesome! The cop and the perp that both stuttered was the funniest routine I saw this year.