Germans Are Arrogant. David Crowe - Full Special

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  • @sislau
    @sislau 4 роки тому +122

    This whole set was just awesome. What a combination of imitation, physical comedy, sound effects, story, timing, and absolutely laugh out loud jokes! Get this guy back again!! :D

  • @jefflindeman
    @jefflindeman 5 років тому +1744

    Ok, this seems like the right place for this old joke:
    A German tourist arrives at customs in France. After handing over his passport, the French official asks, "Occupation?", to which he answers, "Nein, just visiting."

    • @patz470
      @patz470 5 років тому +75

      Ja, der ist gut! Dein Witz ist um längen besser als die vom Typen im Video.

    • @jefflindeman
      @jefflindeman 5 років тому +53

      Pat Wal ~ Vielen Dank! Schön, dass es dir gefallen hat. Ich spreche kein Deutsch, aber Google Translate hat Ihren Beitrag perfekt übersetzt, sodass ich nur hoffen kann, dass es anders funktioniert. Prost!

    • @patz470
      @patz470 5 років тому +36

      @@jefflindeman "Prost" best word i have heard today!

    • @thefloatedartist3563
      @thefloatedartist3563 5 років тому +16

      Can you explain it..? Please 😅

    • @jefflindeman
      @jefflindeman 5 років тому +25

      Floated artist ~The Nazis "occupied" France during the Second World War.

  • @marjamada
    @marjamada 4 роки тому +200

    This guy covers an amazing amount of material and is very good at creating mental images - he's hilarious and unique. This was great fun.

  • @rouxchat6033
    @rouxchat6033 4 роки тому +92

    This is the 3rd time in 2 weeks that I've rewatched this. He is hysterically funny. Love the German relative, the hobbit, and the ostrich best but the whole routine is so, so funny. David Crowe is extremely talented with a fabulous gift of imitation.

  • @barbaramullins4233
    @barbaramullins4233 3 роки тому +103

    "when you get half tired, turn around and go back" unless you are a hiker, you cannot appriciate just how funny that is. The times I went further than half tired I thought I was gonna need emergency rescue

  • @WiseManDude
    @WiseManDude 3 роки тому +51

    I can listen to his German accent all day. I just find it hilarious.

    • @injesusnamewepray46
      @injesusnamewepray46 Рік тому +3

      Your name is so cool! I sing a song to my dog called "dudemanguy" and he loves it! Dont know why thats relevant, save for your name being so similar.
      (Ohhhhh, hes a guymandude he's a dudemanguy, he's a manguydude, he's a dude.... 🎼🎶🎵 And the refrain is just "he's a dude" over and over)
      I hope you appreciate that as much as i do, after seeing your name.

  • @GearZpin
    @GearZpin 5 років тому +38

    😂😂My stomach's sore, my throat's sore.. The ostrich story killed me!! This guy's my new favorite! ☺️👍

  • @patsysmothermon7861
    @patsysmothermon7861 3 дні тому +1

    The Fish & Bear story !!😅😅😅 Is Hilarious!!😂😂😂

  • @ShawnHaning
    @ShawnHaning 3 роки тому +8

    This was outstanding! I've watched it 3 times now, once with the wife. She loved it too. The physical comedy, impressions/accents, everything was outstanding. David Crowe you have one more solid fan!

  • @HurricanesKing
    @HurricanesKing 4 роки тому +37

    Huh. I actually sat next to this guy on a flight years ago and he told me he did stand up, but I never remembered his name until I saw this video. Pretty funny guy

  • @shelbz2802
    @shelbz2802 3 роки тому +78

    How does this have an downvotes. I have watched him twice and about peed myself laughing each time.

    • @barbaramullins4233
      @barbaramullins4233 3 роки тому +9

      Snowflakes who are woke and can't laugh at the obvious

    • @MonarchsOfBrotherhood
      @MonarchsOfBrotherhood 3 роки тому +4

      Probably because of the slavery jokes.

    • @barbaramullins4233
      @barbaramullins4233 3 роки тому +3

      @@MonarchsOfBrotherhood you're right. Still, there is truth there. The laugh is from the irony of it

    • @mlucas7837
      @mlucas7837 3 роки тому +2

      Peed yourself at that? You need to get out more. The bread behind him was more interesting.

    • @barbaramullins4233
      @barbaramullins4233 3 роки тому +5

      @@mlucas7837 and you think your opinion matters to me because....? Have fun insulting people all day. You are clearly a miserable person.

  • @chloepeifly
    @chloepeifly 5 років тому +109

    the bbc bit was the best “we seem to have found ourselves in some kind of pit, out of which i do plan to climb! the moment i find my leg,”

    • @caroliner2029
      @caroliner2029 4 роки тому +4

      Hahaha!😂

    • @wmnoffaith1
      @wmnoffaith1 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, it really is; I wonder if some British people are genetically formal, lol. My family was. My grandmother didn't even believe in nicknames; everyone was called by their full name. Robert, Joseph, etc.

  • @kg3185
    @kg3185 4 роки тому +14

    I laughed so hard I cried and nearly peed my pants at the "ride an Ostrich" story. You are too funny!

  • @843292
    @843292 4 роки тому +6

    This was one of the best I've seen! David Crowe is awesome!

  • @kjo6256
    @kjo6256 4 роки тому +11

    Oh my god, the ostrich story.. I can't breath from laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexanotfromamazon
    @alexanotfromamazon 5 років тому +205

    LOL The jetta talking to itself cracked me up

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 5 років тому +12

      Alexa Not from Amazon yes, I felt quite sorry for her. However I then got a mental picture of him coming home, and her bursting out hysterically,”Where *have* you been for two weeks? TWO whole weeks? Do you have ANY idea how worried I’ve been?” etc

    • @alexanotfromamazon
      @alexanotfromamazon 4 роки тому +1

      @Jimmy Rustling one, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic and joking.
      Two... I'm Italian. Like actually from Italy, born and raised not the way people say they are " Italian" .... So..... I'm not sure what you are getting at...

    • @Mighty_Mini
      @Mighty_Mini 4 роки тому +2

      @Jimmy Rustling 2 things: firstly that indeed should not happen after 2 weeks or you have too much current still used in your car during standby, or an old battery.
      Secondly the Jetta had quite a few new models since the 80s and the most recent model is even being sold exclusively on the north American market since 2018.
      A lot of people outside of the US don't disconnect their batteries either for a few weeks, going on vacation.
      All the best
      A german engineer 😁

    • @anaderol5408
      @anaderol5408 4 роки тому +1

      @@alexanotfromamazon Calma calma Alexa - anch'io - nata in Italia ecc. What is interesting is that there is always one or two people who watch videos like this one but they don't have a sense of humour. I'll never understand why they waste their time. Humour, irony, wit and sarcasm are all beyond their intellectual capacity. Did you read Patequilla's comment above?? Another individual who needs an injection of humour. Hope you are keeping safe. Saluti.

    • @alexanotfromamazon
      @alexanotfromamazon 4 роки тому +1

      @Jimmy RustlingNo haha the point I'm trying to make is you're calling people "smug American" without really knowing who they are. It's the world wide web for a reason so your responses to me make no sense.

  • @markiahendrix60
    @markiahendrix60 3 роки тому +16

    That was a Great routine... I laughed A LOT 😁👍🏻 And it held my interest for all 49 min. Bravo... to David Crowe ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Canlyn62
    @Canlyn62 3 роки тому +36

    When we were "stationed" in Germany, in the 80's, we went to a "wildpark" and fed the animals. I got spit on by a llama and our eldest son... About 4-6 years old was bitten by an Ostrich! To this day, he hates those birds!! I could see him riding one, for spite! I laughed so hard, listening to this guy, I cried.....

  • @1erinjames
    @1erinjames 5 років тому +95

    Can a duh....you just broke the mold!! Brilliant!
    Very funny comedian!

    • @mylittleninjapony7147
      @mylittleninjapony7147 5 років тому +2

      A can is So-duh.

    • @1erinjames
      @1erinjames 5 років тому

      @Al Gee i was stuck trying to figure his shirt out too! Lol. Hilarious!!!

  • @stitchface008
    @stitchface008 Рік тому +2

    You were killing me with the ostrich bit!!

  • @wardharrah55
    @wardharrah55 5 років тому +38

    I hadn't heard of this guy until UA-cam made the suggestion...I'm so glad it did!!! He is hilarious!!!
    It was great to hear genuine self made material without the F bomb being dropped every minuet or two...GREAT set Mr. Crowe, can't wait to see and hear more of you in the future!

  • @lamontmelrose7640
    @lamontmelrose7640 3 роки тому +129

    27:40 - as a black man, I must confess, that was funny as hell!! You really need to loosen up and laugh at that joke! It was hilarious!!

    • @a3s1r1986
      @a3s1r1986 3 роки тому +19

      I love how he exhausts the entire list of things he could think of to lead into the joke. He did his best to make it awkward and disarm the audience at the same time.

    • @lamontmelrose7640
      @lamontmelrose7640 3 роки тому +17

      @@a3s1r1986 it was absolutely genius...I love it...disarming stereotypes and such is so refreshing, smart, and sarcastic too!

    • @wmnoffaith1
      @wmnoffaith1 3 роки тому +10

      thank God someone still has a sense of humor

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 3 роки тому +3

      Look the ceo of black ppl is talking

    • @mishak6175
      @mishak6175 3 роки тому

      @@jborrego2406 are you black?

  • @SummerSwan50
    @SummerSwan50 5 років тому +12

    This is one of the best Dry Bar Comedy specials I have seen.

  • @LoriDitchfield
    @LoriDitchfield 3 роки тому +22

    He had me crying over the ostrich ride. This guy is hilarious 🤣

  • @itgetter9
    @itgetter9 5 років тому +105

    That walk, representing the pick-up truck . . . perfect! LMAO

  • @richardhead2281
    @richardhead2281 5 років тому +17

    Uniquely, awesome comedian. Love the characters, the action told so well as he unfolds the events. I'll be watching this guy again and again. 🙃

  • @lyndahammond8883
    @lyndahammond8883 3 роки тому +5

    This guy is so funny!!! I love his humor! His voices add so much to his work! He also does physical humor extremely well. Very entertaining. Love to see more. Thanks for bringing him to us Dry Bar.

  • @egoshdarn
    @egoshdarn 5 років тому +265

    I first read the title as “Germs are arrogant” and I was extremely interested.

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 4 роки тому +22

      Smug Covid bastards.

    • @taminy2051
      @taminy2051 4 роки тому +6

      Of course we are arrogant - we do everything right! But please do me a favour and NEVER google the new Berlin airport BER!

    • @hanszimmer9224
      @hanszimmer9224 4 роки тому +2

      @@taminy2051 berlin is not even german

    • @mjulanegandee3656
      @mjulanegandee3656 4 роки тому +2

      I got a 3 day ban for hate speech on fb for the title of video

    • @AneGaarden
      @AneGaarden 4 роки тому

      @@mjulanegandee3656 THAT should've kind of warned you that the video is crap.. 😉😉

  • @tara_hysteria
    @tara_hysteria 4 роки тому +8

    He's fantastic wow thank you so much I laughed the entire time!!!

  • @rebeccariordan6391
    @rebeccariordan6391 5 років тому +15

    The truck & the hiking guide were my favorite images, lol

  • @googleedood9721
    @googleedood9721 4 роки тому +39

    7:53
    Shut up! i deserveses it.. I DESERVESES IT!... 😆😂

  • @CircleB-ig9mk
    @CircleB-ig9mk 3 роки тому +5

    I just found this and laughed the whole time!! This guy is hilarious!! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Melodic_Soul_87
    @Melodic_Soul_87 5 років тому +98

    Had to use my asthma inhaler because I was laughing so hard!

  • @samanthalarson7175
    @samanthalarson7175 2 роки тому

    Thanks!

  • @vzain3082
    @vzain3082 3 роки тому +11

    OMG I don’t know why I waited to watch him. He’s brilliant! All of his stories were spot on funny and his impersonations of everything were all hilarious! Great job and thank you for the laugh!

  • @draconariusking8328
    @draconariusking8328 3 роки тому +17

    6:19 The Gollum bit was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and so relatable!

  • @peterpan8147
    @peterpan8147 4 роки тому +80

    An American farmer happens to sit in a small German town pub. There he boasts: "When I drive around my property in my car, it takes me three day!" And a German farmer replies: "Oh, I know! I once had such a car, too!"

  • @bastesque
    @bastesque 4 роки тому +138

    We invented the Jetta to get rid of all the parts that didn‘t make it through Qualitätskontrolle 🤣.

    • @babygerman2800
      @babygerman2800 4 роки тому

      Ja das stimmt

    • @Uouttooo
      @Uouttooo 4 роки тому +3

      You meant couldn't cheat its way through Qualitätskontrolle?

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 4 роки тому +1

      American Jettas are Mexican!
      And Jetta realy is a pure American model of a car.

    • @kennethirgendwas4616
      @kennethirgendwas4616 4 роки тому

      @@Uouttooo only need to lie about the gases our machines eject.

    • @natebalcerak1659
      @natebalcerak1659 4 роки тому +1

      How is that Germans make parts that cannot pass quality control? HA!

  • @marcuslong24
    @marcuslong24 4 роки тому +42

    This guy is freaking hilarious I was crying laughing 😂

    • @Runescape.
      @Runescape. 3 роки тому +1

      yeah but the audience was not laughing tho at a lot of his jokes. i noted a bunch of them fell totally flat with no laugh. i was laughing tho.

  • @SuperZytoon
    @SuperZytoon 2 роки тому +2

    Such brilliant delivery of fantastic material!

  • @SuperStarDIY
    @SuperStarDIY 4 роки тому +17

    I have listened to this probably four times in the last month and it's still just as funny. He is fantastic!

  • @liezelyoung3817
    @liezelyoung3817 5 років тому +43

    I loved it, welcome to South Africa. Your spot on with the description.

    • @moganshanbeyond
      @moganshanbeyond 5 років тому +2

      Liezel Young he however sounded like a Durban Indian

  • @Charlie-sc4kl
    @Charlie-sc4kl 5 років тому +24

    He looks an awful lot like Ed O’Neill. (His facial mannerisms as well.)
    Oh, and his German accent is glorious!😂

  • @ItsMe-uf1st
    @ItsMe-uf1st 4 роки тому +2

    The Ostrich story killed me!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂 🤣🥴🤭❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @lopezelba1
    @lopezelba1 5 років тому +20

    OMG I was dying! He's hilarious. All the accents were perfect. I work for Germans and I never thought I would enjoy the accent this much! He's great.

  • @Steelhorsecowboy
    @Steelhorsecowboy 5 років тому +360

    He's got my German relatives down to a tee.

    • @Snipergoat1
      @Snipergoat1 4 роки тому +1

      Too bad the cant fight.

    • @Steelhorsecowboy
      @Steelhorsecowboy 4 роки тому +8

      @@Snipergoat1 On the contrary. They can fight very well. The problem is that they are the size of New Jersey and they take on adversaries that are exponentially larger. Maybe it's their arrogance.

    • @canadiansdoitbest2188
      @canadiansdoitbest2188 4 роки тому +4

      @@Steelhorsecowboy without a doubt it is arrogance haha I should know, thats my entire family haha

    • @Steelhorsecowboy
      @Steelhorsecowboy 4 роки тому +8

      @Mrssewhardtoplease I didn't know that there was such a thing. My German relatives may be arrogant but they are not poorly educated.

    • @hayati6374
      @hayati6374 4 роки тому +1

      Steelhorsecowboy what that person says is truer if they migrated a longer time ago

  • @lynnecorsi4100
    @lynnecorsi4100 3 роки тому +7

    Just saw him in Wasilla Alaska, very funny! Had me laughing out loud the whole time!! I would see him again

  • @MrHodoAstartes
    @MrHodoAstartes 4 роки тому +402

    I'm sorry, but calling a Jetta a German car is a reach.
    It's a Mexican-produced clanker for the American market that's all but unsellable in Europe.

    • @markrobson8747
      @markrobson8747 4 роки тому +10

      It's still a german car ya!

    • @axelboltz3077
      @axelboltz3077 4 роки тому +10

      And Converse resp. NIKE didn't produce one single shoe on american soil for almost 20 years. Still considered to be an american brand/shoe. Even worse, still considered a Basketball shoe (Chucks). And as a shoes they tend to be pretty shite, beside being a 'Style icon'.

    • @frenzyg.7010
      @frenzyg.7010 4 роки тому +21

      Axel Boltz, but that’s different because they’re still sold in the US and people there wear them. They‘re even part of American Pop-culture (which is why people still wear them regardless of quality issues). The Jetta is (pretty much) non-existent in Germany/Europe. Most Germans have never heard of it. Not saying I disagree with you but your example is just invalid.

    • @iknowwhy7896
      @iknowwhy7896 4 роки тому +5

      @@markrobson8747
      This reminds me of my; "Made in America... by Mexicans" joke.

    • @mart_en
      @mart_en 4 роки тому +9

      @@markrobson8747 No, that's the point, it's not a german car anymore.
      It's designed, engineered and produced in Mexico for the American market.
      The only german about it is its badge.

  • @windywind6110
    @windywind6110 5 років тому +13

    He is very skilled...can listen again and again : )

  • @flachzange1614
    @flachzange1614 4 роки тому +102

    The Problem with german cars in america ist, that they get produced with American standarts. So they are way worse than the european once.
    Also ford cars in Europe have a higher quality of production because they have to follow higher standarts.

    • @SparSchwabe
      @SparSchwabe 4 роки тому +3

      *ones

    • @haustierone
      @haustierone 4 роки тому +4

      *standards

    • @robertw.1499
      @robertw.1499 4 роки тому

      Not quite true. All the BMW X-Range of cars are made in Spartanburg, USA, and sold in Europe. I drive an X3 and the build quality is excellent. Oh yeh, I’m English but live in Germany.

    • @flachzange1614
      @flachzange1614 4 роки тому +6

      @@robertw.1499
      But when they wanna sold them in the EU the cars have to fit the EU standarts.

    • @FFM0594
      @FFM0594 4 роки тому +1

      @@robertw.1499 Ask Mercedes about their M series. A pile of junk built in the USA.

  • @andrewradloff1282
    @andrewradloff1282 5 років тому +130

    "Deserveses" is now a word in my vocabulary...

  • @GlamourJassi
    @GlamourJassi 4 роки тому +14

    His gollum impression is incredible!! 😳

  • @kailahelene7169
    @kailahelene7169 5 років тому +32

    This guy’s HILARIOUS. 🤣🤣🤣
    Laughed the whole freaking way through!! Very unique material too lol. Great stuff!

  • @yanifree114
    @yanifree114 5 років тому +23

    Cheers Dave! I'd pay the big bucks to see you Live & In-Person! You're definitely doin' what you were meant to..make people laugh and look oh so comfortable doing it. Thanks!

  • @abbicarlisle4229
    @abbicarlisle4229 5 років тому +13

    I've literally watched this five times. Man he's funny.

    • @rouxchat6033
      @rouxchat6033 4 роки тому

      Me too, Abbi. This is the 3rd time in 2 weeks for me and I'll be back for sure. 😄

  • @AndragonLea
    @AndragonLea 5 років тому +41

    Amazing performance, the ostrich story had me in stitches and as a German I can confirm that the ingrained belief in our engineering is present and accounted for! Why buy a dubious foreign product if precision German engineering is available? >_

    • @weizenobstmusli8232
      @weizenobstmusli8232 5 років тому +1

      Until cheap Chinese crap is availible at the supermarket Grabbeltisch.

    • @AndragonLea
      @AndragonLea 5 років тому +1

      @@weizenobstmusli8232 Indeed, but those are usually bought by the people that can't or won't afford better, at least where it counts. That and impulse buys.

    • @AndragonLea
      @AndragonLea 5 років тому

      No I don't, which is why that stuff usually breaks when you sneeze at it. ;)

    • @dnalord77
      @dnalord77 5 років тому +3

      @PiatequilaYou got incomplete information. Europe does contribute greatly to technology but it is not evident. When you open an iPhone or some other piece of technology, a lot of the design of the microprocessors as well as the machines used in the assembly and industrialisation of these devices are from European origin. Europe may not build high tech devices, but it makes high tech device industrialisation possible. Same as the US, CA, AU, CN, etc. Each has its own technological contribution.

    • @bort_1265
      @bort_1265 4 роки тому +4

      @Piatequila
      If you really start to take "produced in" as a measurement of technological advancement, there would be no "high tech country" other than china.
      Practically all of consumer electronics and high tech is made in China.
      I don't really get what you're trying to say

  • @gatekeeper65
    @gatekeeper65 5 років тому +125

    Awesome !
    You tube really needs to come with a better system so I can give this guy more than just one like.

  • @joannprivate8035
    @joannprivate8035 3 роки тому

    Delivery is Terrific, natural & funny, great job.

  • @nicolehubbard3536
    @nicolehubbard3536 5 років тому +26

    "Mommy has a toolbox." 😂

  • @jimbeam5560
    @jimbeam5560 5 років тому +237

    That 1989 Ford F-150 was built in CANADA!you're welcome.

    • @folou9199
      @folou9199 4 роки тому +13

      To the rest of the world, Canada is America's next door neighbor, just a little weird.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 4 роки тому +27

      And the Volkswagen Jetta was built in Mexico, so not our fault! 😉 I've left my German cars unattended for a month while I was on vacation, and none of them have ever refused to start!

    • @jimbeam5560
      @jimbeam5560 4 роки тому +3

      @@perpetualmori yes now,not in 1989.

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 роки тому +13

      Ayy free healthcare and maple syrup gang unite! Politely and without being a bother to others, of course.

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 4 роки тому +5

      @@senza4591 The American prime directive is pretty similar to yours.
      "Impolitely and without beeing a brother to others."

  • @harleenkour1215
    @harleenkour1215 5 років тому +9

    Laughed way too hard.. He's talented!

  • @beatriceveraille9666
    @beatriceveraille9666 4 роки тому +7

    the ostrich story was amazing..
    i laught so hard, i thought i´m gonna pee meself.. .;)

  • @jennys.8703
    @jennys.8703 3 роки тому +8

    OMG this guy is brilliant, the BBC part and the ostrich story were hilarious, I was laughing so hard all the time

  • @jaymontealegre143
    @jaymontealegre143 3 роки тому +8

    I was watching this alone in my apartment and I clapped at the "Can 'a duh" joke. Hilarious spacial.

  • @christinesamuels9998
    @christinesamuels9998 4 роки тому +3

    OMG! Don't watch the end while eating pizza...or anything for that matter. I almost choked to death, I was laughing so hard!!! 😂😂😂

  • @lmansur1000
    @lmansur1000 5 років тому +5

    Very very funny! Enjoyed every minute!

  • @mememo3764
    @mememo3764 5 років тому +8

    This is one of the best videos so far!

  • @misssoderini65
    @misssoderini65 3 роки тому +9

    I am sitting here, home alone, at 2 am watching this. Laughing hysterically, trying not to disturb the neighbors and holding on not to pee from how much I am laughing. This is the best comedian I ever watched.

  • @amd65ak47
    @amd65ak47 3 роки тому +12

    It's crazy you don't see more of this comedian he is hilarious he has me laughing the whole time

  • @seumasmacrae7049
    @seumasmacrae7049 4 роки тому

    Love his voices. Thanks, Dry Bar!!

  • @freeradicals4christ
    @freeradicals4christ 5 років тому +11

    Cat walking on a piano 🎹 🐈 😅🤣😂💯😭🤣 to funny

  • @MrTwinkieeater
    @MrTwinkieeater 6 місяців тому +2

    "Vigilance is tiresome." Underrated line.

  • @carnation_cat
    @carnation_cat 5 років тому +3

    Laughed so hard by the end that my stomach muscles hurt!! :D

  • @gaylestephenson9847
    @gaylestephenson9847 3 роки тому +1

    wowwww! YOU ARE SO AWESOME! Talented BEYOND ANYONE ON THIS PLATFORM, and FUNNIEST COMIC EVER. SO TALENTED TO HAVE SO MANY PERSONALITIES, VOICES, PHYSICAL MOVES ARE A SCREAM, YOU HAVE ERNED A VEGAS SHOW. MATERIAL IS HILARIOUS, YOU HAVE IT ALL! GREAT T-SHIRTS AND A SMART BUSINESSMAN! THANK YOU FOR SUCH A FANTASTIC TIME! YOU ARE A BLUR! WILL HAVE TO WATCH AGAIN! CAN'T WAIT TO BRAG ABOUT YOU!

  • @k.h.307
    @k.h.307 5 років тому +10

    Refreshingly authentic!

  • @sashaleman9270
    @sashaleman9270 5 років тому +12

    Car bit is hilarious ! Golum impression is brilliant!

  • @TheKatlnelson
    @TheKatlnelson 5 років тому +22

    I've lived in AK for most my life. I carry bear spray on hikes, but never had to use it so far. I laughed so hard about your bear/fish story.

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 4 роки тому

      You live in a Kalashnikov?

    • @TheKatlnelson
      @TheKatlnelson 4 роки тому

      @@kraanz AK is the abreviation for Alaska.

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 4 роки тому

      @@TheKatlnelson Yeah, I know, Katherine.

  • @charloud107
    @charloud107 4 роки тому +282

    actually the jetta is the car we make for Americans. It's not even sold in Germany. Never seen it in Europe

    • @arturkumissov2054
      @arturkumissov2054 4 роки тому +4

      Asian market has some jettas too )

    • @juliuslentz3026
      @juliuslentz3026 4 роки тому +13

      Doch klar wurde des in Deutschland verkauft is bloß paar Jährchen her

    • @robokopp
      @robokopp 4 роки тому +7

      My father drove a Jetta in the late 90s in Germany. Very nice car.

    • @gnutscha
      @gnutscha 4 роки тому +17

      wtf are you talking about, i owned one in the 90s in germany...

    • @xetinc5356
      @xetinc5356 4 роки тому +4

      @@juliuslentz3026 seit 2018 garnicht mehr und davor auch nicht wirklich. Keiner kauft ne Golf Limousin.

  • @eeL_rM
    @eeL_rM 4 роки тому +11

    "Bears don't like Cajun food." Too much.

  • @Ronel_RSA
    @Ronel_RSA 5 років тому +8

    Wow this was great!!!

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 5 років тому +5

    Excellent set! One of Dry Bar's best!👏👏👏

  • @johnnestor7386
    @johnnestor7386 4 роки тому +14

    That was so fun. He's incredibly animated in his story telling. I have no doubt he could be a great comedic actor. I'm sure he'll be getting calls. Wow that was great.
    Thank you sir, and all the best to you and yours!

  • @Max-cd8fm
    @Max-cd8fm 5 років тому +11

    Oh lord we laughed so hard at the ostrich story we had to pull over !!! So hilarious 😂

  • @christopherj3367
    @christopherj3367 5 років тому +16

    laughed all the way throughout

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 5 років тому +72

    That ostrich story is gold 😅😅😅

  • @purpleduck3494
    @purpleduck3494 2 роки тому

    From South Africa and your ostrich bit made us crack up. We know all about it yes. Ostriches are nuts. Rode one once and wish I could do it again. Great set. God bless.

  • @Imeyau03
    @Imeyau03 5 років тому +96

    I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time hahaha

    • @ShawnSavageTeachings
      @ShawnSavageTeachings 5 років тому +5

      Imogen Diefenbach you sound very German

    • @sinbeforegød
      @sinbeforegød 5 років тому +2

      Bachhhhhh.

    • @Imeyau03
      @Imeyau03 5 років тому +1

      @@ShawnSavageTeachings last name originates from Germany but am Australian

    • @Imeyau03
      @Imeyau03 5 років тому

      @@sinbeforegød Australian slang?

    • @sinbeforegød
      @sinbeforegød 5 років тому +1

      @@Imeyau03 No slang. American. Exaggerating the emphasis on (ch), mocking your German-like last name in an endearing/brotherly form:) ❤❤

  • @dadsfreetimeclassicgaming1220
    @dadsfreetimeclassicgaming1220 5 років тому +23

    Im married to a german and my last name is Crowe. I love this dude already.

  • @kevinmcneill7
    @kevinmcneill7 4 роки тому +13

    This guy has been one of the best I've heard so far, I laughed out loud.

  • @kayjonas8615
    @kayjonas8615 5 років тому +8

    this guy's impersonations--hilarious!

  • @chrisserrific
    @chrisserrific 5 років тому +29

    Lol! That's exactly why I love the BBC.

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 5 років тому +75

    So I discovered I like looking at bread while watching this. that's something I'll just have to incorporate into my life now.

    • @DHorse
      @DHorse 5 років тому +2

      Hmmmm. What kind of bread?

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 5 років тому +5

      @@DHorse All of it.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 5 років тому +3

      What is the deal with these bizarre backdrops? Lol. I feel for anyone watching this on a carb-restricted diet!

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 5 років тому +4

      @@carolyntalbot947 You hit the nail on the head. I went on a low carb diet years ago and it changed me completely. I never liked carbs before. I could care less about potatoes, rice, bread etc, even beer, but the diet changed all of that. After I could eat a bowl of plain rice and my brain just rewards me with bliss! And beer... never liked it, don't like alcohol, now I'm a beer connoisseur.
      It's really interesting (or scary) how a diet choice can make a permanent change in your brain chemistry/structure.

    • @cyoungledesma
      @cyoungledesma 4 роки тому +1

      Angry Applesauce haha that’s funny. I noticed the bread and decided I like the fat loaves on the shelf...that’s what I would eat with butter on it! Yummy 😋

  • @thatotherdebra1834
    @thatotherdebra1834 5 років тому +7

    How have I never seen him before? He is hilarious! 😂👍

  • @RedIndra
    @RedIndra 5 років тому +82

    That about those Gremans talking about their cars is so accurate hehe

    • @mildlyobesegoat7262
      @mildlyobesegoat7262 5 років тому +4

      Encrypted Love of course thats a stereotype which is spread mostly outside of Germany. I never thought of it until I was told others think we have the best cars, which matched with the 99% Volkswagen on the street. A german care isn‘t automatically better just because it‘s german, but his case is just a single one and can‘t be used to generally say german cars aren’t accurate

    • @benwildman578
      @benwildman578 5 років тому +6

      Well, Germans did make the first automobile and even if the cars like Volkswagen are either made in the US or China or other country but in Germany they are usually always made in Germany because of the smaller population also same with Mercedes and Porsche

    • @KoldingDenmark
      @KoldingDenmark 4 роки тому +1

      @Encrypted Love
      It is going to be interesting to see if the PSA Group (French Peugeot and Citroën), which bought German Opel, can handle to manufacture Opel cars which won't rust.
      I am amazed how rust resistent Peugeot cars are. Mercedes and VW have a lot to learn here too.

    • @techorix
      @techorix 4 роки тому +5

      Actually Germany is full of cars from all over the world and there has been a successfully run Ford factory near cologne for a very long time.

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 4 роки тому +3

      I have German cousins. They talk like this.

  • @scarletrose4517
    @scarletrose4517 5 років тому +2

    awesome standup. had to set down my paintbrush to clutch my gut while laughing. Top notch! thank you for sharing

  • @violetkatzloves1GodandKing
    @violetkatzloves1GodandKing 3 роки тому

    I love the guys fishing joke. SOOO funny! Everything 👏👏😂🙌

  • @TLGmuse
    @TLGmuse 4 роки тому +35

    As a South African listening to you your accent is off, but your discription of this madness was spot on 😂😂😂

  • @jwilkens5710
    @jwilkens5710 3 роки тому

    Oh my gosh. Just found this. Hilarious. You are so talented. Thank you!!!

  • @ellen_thekindtempest
    @ellen_thekindtempest 4 роки тому +6

    What a brilliant comedian! 🤩

  • @dianputra7336
    @dianputra7336 5 років тому +1

    That last bit about ostrich riding killed me! Good job!