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The government, the UN and the National Guard are gonna turn on their answering machines tomorrow to find a barrage of increasingly distressed calls from Phil begging for help
The white hair looks oddly "normal" on Phil. Like, it suits him a lot in a "He should have done this sooner"-way. It just works. Literally the best it has ever looked.
18:57 “Aw, that’s nice what are we getting then?” “Something that isn’t a f*cking chocolate cake bc of u” Dying at Dan saying that with gritted teeth PLS
God, this episode is an instant classic. The gross drinks/candy (btw Dan is so right about licorice), the outfits, the laughter, Phil's lines "I'm going to call the __" and "he craves the monkey mineral," Dan's singing, the TEASER for a new project(!!)... It's all there, folks. I'm crying laughing and I really needed that today because this week is gonna be hella busy. Thanks, D&P ❤
*phil when dan has to "drink":* imagine you're a panda! embrace it! picture it's delicious! imagine you're in a lake filled with liquorice and there's a shiny dolphin 🥰🐬✨💞😸🏝 *dan when phil has to drink:* imagine cold rubbery mushroom bits :)
@@sophiekx9325 On one hand, Phil genuinely does make up stories to cope. On the other hand, I think he knows the positivity is infinitely more annoying to Dan, which is even better.
0:51 Phil saying that Dan looked like a mum on a bachelor party and Dan asking “are you calling me a cougar” was almost enough to distract me from the fact that Phil called that LEOPARD PRINT. ❓❓❓
Ever since two of my Dutch friends told me with a straight face, “Try this hard Dutch licorice. It’s SO GOOD.” And I proceeded to eat the WORST THING I have EVER tasted, I don’t trust your assessment of the licorice drink
@@ewitsjac Yeah, they discussed it one time, probably in the brothers co-op game??, that Dan is younger BUT he's an older child, so he he has big bro energy even with Phil, who in turn is older than Dan, but also is the younger sibling, so his lil brother vibes shine through.
I feel like I'm obligated as a Dutch person to mention that in the Netherlands we have an alcoholic liquorice drink. It's called Dropshot and it's honestly fucking good lmao
20:00 That is actually a word, albeit spelt differently! "Creole" (pronounced a bit like Dan does) refers to languages born out of mixing a native language with that of a colonial power (with the latter usually being French), i.e. Haitian Creole
Oh yeah, Dan needs to prepare for a day of muscle cramps, fatigue and constipation ;-; But hopefully he doesn't have any heart issues nor takes any medication that affects heart rhythm, because damn, this could be legit dangerous.
I laughed so hard :,) thanks for making such nice videos all these years. Even after 12 years of watching, really brings me a smile when I am feeling down.
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You 2 look dope as hell
phil WILL call :
- the king
- the government
- the united nations
- the national guard
don’t forget he DID call the navy
ghostbusters at this point
000 is getting a work out today
I like how literally the only guidelines was to pick drinks for each other and they ended up with soup (not a drink) and licorice (also not a drink)
If you can drink it it’s a drink
Phil’s first turn: turn your torch on
Dan’s first turn: remove your clothes
The board knows what the phandom wants 😭
Gojo profile pic!! 🤩😍
Can we appreciate Dan sacrificing chocolate birthday cake for Phil, what a martyr, I could not
!!!
Literally it was lowkey really cute
that's love for you, ladies and gentlemen
I don’t get why Phil couldn’t have chocolate, an allergy?
@@emilygriffith6702 exacerbates migraines, I believe
"I'll sip you" "ready for a tongue adventure" you guys have no excuse you're literally sober
they’re just Like That
i’ll put a strong word in for “the coco *nut* the licorice *nut* “ because what was that.
They give very strong Queer Platonic vibes
"The final rubbery suprise" 😷😷😷😷
@@riverstyx7251I can’t tell if you’re joking or not lol
“No chocolate though please as Phil can’t have chocolate” 🥹🥹🥹 why is that so adorable wtf
i was looking for this comment, so wholesome
Kinda has "He asked for no pickles" energy tbh
@@maidcupid7596 but in a “hes got migraines” way.
18:45 for our rewatch enjoyment 😊
@@khadijahflowers5566 i love you
I am actually pissing myself at Dan singing "sMeLLiT' then turning into a British child in the playground going, 'CHEATAR CHEATERR'
Definitely my favorite part lmao
and then his strange accent came out 😂 i definitely lost it
hehe 18:06
The government, the UN and the National Guard are gonna turn on their answering machines tomorrow to find a barrage of increasingly distressed calls from Phil begging for help
Alongside the king (doing good for once) (I’m not British)
i like the idea that they were all collectively asleep as entities while this was filmed
@@sidoniegabrielle269 they were sleepy af
I love the concept that this video destroyed Phil's phone Anxiety
phil staring down the barrel of that mug like damn maybe i should've just been a forensic linguist
LMAOOOO this is the funniest thing i've ever read i think
I JUST SIPT OUT MY DRINK ALSJDKKSF
STOP LMAO THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
Why does this remind me of Markiplier's "I could've been an engineer"?
17:43 no but the "smell it, savour the stench" to "CHEATER CHEATER" to " nonono drink, drink now" fucking SENT ME 💀💀
the bizarre accent lives in my head rent free since this video came out
phil’s energy in this video is so funny. “i’m gonna call the king” “i’m gonna call the un” “i’m gonna call the national guard” 😭
"im gonna throw you in a..... vat"
bro was gonna call EVERYONE
Poor Phil lmao
“i’m gonna call the government”
he also called the navy
the irony of dan being concerned about the flavor of cake phil can have, then making him drink that abomination
i love phil's threats getting increasingly drastic as he gets more and more distressed
I'M CALLING THE NATIONAL GUARD
like when dan was beating him at golf and he was like im gonna call the police the army AND MY MUM
IM CALLING THE U.N
IM CALLING THE KING
And Dan just being like "There is no God here... there is no government here..."
The white hair looks oddly "normal" on Phil. Like, it suits him a lot in a "He should have done this sooner"-way. It just works. Literally the best it has ever looked.
It's such a good look for him! Brings out his eyes and his Phil-ness 💜
Dan: "Phil, licorice is a food!"
Also Dan: *brings soup*
in dan’s defense, you at least CAN drink soup. i once named fish chowder as my favorite drink bc i couldn’t think of anything lmao
@@plushdragonteddywater
😂
At least soup is naturally a liquid
18:57
“Aw, that’s nice what are we getting then?”
“Something that isn’t a f*cking chocolate cake bc of u”
Dying at Dan saying that with gritted teeth PLS
So domestic 🥰
DAN’S TRUMP IMPRESSION LMAOO😭
It was too accurate 😭
Tchoyna
“Collusion”
I came here for this comment 😂
danold trump
I love that dan is making phil drink unpleasant soup, meanwhile phil has chosen something that i'm not entirely sure is safe for human consumption
5:23 "Delete the channel! Fuck everything!" killed me 😭
The "fuck everything" from Phil shocked me 😭 I was not ready.
Wow I didn't watch the video yet and look at the comments and thought it was Dan that said it
i CACKLED
Is it bad that I legitimately want to see them play a proper drinking game? Imagine the CHAOS
So do I! 😆
No. I would pay to see them play this with booze. Any drinking game would work, though. This is Dan and Phil all grown up, after all.
@@frances9975 Maybe they’ll do something like this for the tour? 🤷🏽♀️
I think most of their subscribers are adults by now, I think it should be fine
10:55 phil: imagine you're a panda...
dan **whispers**: wHy Am I sO bAd At SeX
method af
He was a theatre kid after all😹
God, this episode is an instant classic. The gross drinks/candy (btw Dan is so right about licorice), the outfits, the laughter, Phil's lines "I'm going to call the __" and "he craves the monkey mineral," Dan's singing, the TEASER for a new project(!!)... It's all there, folks. I'm crying laughing and I really needed that today because this week is gonna be hella busy. Thanks, D&P ❤
*phil when dan has to "drink":* imagine you're a panda! embrace it! picture it's delicious! imagine you're in a lake filled with liquorice and there's a shiny dolphin 🥰🐬✨💞😸🏝
*dan when phil has to drink:* imagine cold rubbery mushroom bits :)
prime example of phil making up silly little stories in his head to get through life
@@sophiekx9325he would be so good as sisyphus and he knows it
@@myralyra2404we must imagine phil happy
@@sophiekx9325 On one hand, Phil genuinely does make up stories to cope. On the other hand, I think he knows the positivity is infinitely more annoying to Dan, which is even better.
Phil maximizes Imagination while Dan maximizes Suffering
0:51 Phil saying that Dan looked like a mum on a bachelor party and Dan asking “are you calling me a cougar” was almost enough to distract me from the fact that Phil called that LEOPARD PRINT. ❓❓❓
“oh my god you’re so dramatic” - dan, the guy who is significantly more dramatic in every way possible
Dan, the reason I have to adjust my volume because he randomly screams 😂
dan “the theater kid” howell calling someone else dramatic is so funny.
15:34 why is dan's trump impression so accurate i'm dead
i just love how it’s a drinking game and they both chose to contribute food
Just drinks was not a high enough level of chaos
Creel is a word! It's a type of fishing using a basket made of wicker or other material, for holding fish, lobsters, etc!
The way my ancient ears heard Creole😭 but yes I’m glad someone else thought Dan won that!!
Ah, I was thinking creole since it’s pronounced the same in my accent
Phil threatening to call every figure of authority he can think of is sending me 😂
20:18 Fun fact! Dan actually said a valid word, a "creel" is a basket that is made to hold a fisherman's catch!
Also it sounded like Creole - also a valid word
the phlonde era is AMAZING
his hair matches his shirt it looks so good
he's so iconic
Phil finally matches the dumb blonde persona we all know and love him for
i was LOOKING for a comment talking about his hair !!! i cannot get over it, he looks so good with it
15:00 the way Dan says "olive, its olive" is sending me
the slight betrayal I feel that these weren't actual alcoholic drinks - give me tipsy dan and phil lmao
if they are like this sober, the world is not ready
ive truly never been more mad at the monetization restrictions
Bro they were definitely drinking off camera
Didn't even know drinking is a monetization issue. German youtubers are drinking alcohol in videos all the time lol.
bring back dan's helpline but it's on dnpg now and phil's also in it
Phil randomly offering sexual favours to the God of Dice was actually centre space on my bingo card
What a sentence this is!
The fact that tomato juice exists and Dan went with soup
I bet the chunks are a part of it, seems pretty texture based as well 🤣😅
Ever since two of my Dutch friends told me with a straight face, “Try this hard Dutch licorice. It’s SO GOOD.” And I proceeded to eat the WORST THING I have EVER tasted, I don’t trust your assessment of the licorice drink
“Thank you dads, have fun at the club,” we all say in unison
the whisker mug being the ultimate punishment 😭
What I expected: Dan and Phil getting slightly drunk
What I've got: Dan and Phil getting disgusted by liquorice and soups
Those drinks could've been a medieval torture method
the cold mushroom soup alone made me gag
“You better do proper gulps!”
‘’I’ll do it at the same speed that you do it.”
Dan with the ace big brother responses.
an emotionally unavailable man ruined my day so this video came at the most perfect time thank you dads
Love the pfp!
Wishing you the best queen
Hope your day gets better love 🩵
I hope he gets wet socks tbh
Go for a girl next
Can I just say…this look is REALLY working for Phil. That shirt and hair combo is absolutely perfect and I’m obsessed 😳
I love the twinkle in dans eyes in this episode I thought it was lost after being turned into a golden pig
Phil: I am going to take the tiniest possible sip of this tomato soup.
Also Phil: Chew and swallow this licorice for at least five seconds
“im going to call the king… the government… the UN… the national guard” phil is making a lot of phone calls today
Don't forget the Navy.
20:08 A CREEL IS A THING ITS A LOBSTER TRAP,, DAN WAS ROBBED THERE
“i’m deleting the channel! fuck everything!” - little sibling energy from the older one 😭
phil IS a younger sibling tho
@@eartheclipse8 PAUSE YOURE RIGHT
@@ewitsjac Yeah, they discussed it one time, probably in the brothers co-op game??, that Dan is younger BUT he's an older child, so he he has big bro energy even with Phil, who in turn is older than Dan, but also is the younger sibling, so his lil brother vibes shine through.
2:38 that ‘shut up’ was so northern i had such a giggle
I feel like I'm obligated as a Dutch person to mention that in the Netherlands we have an alcoholic liquorice drink. It's called Dropshot and it's honestly fucking good lmao
We have Sambuca and Jägermeister in the Uk
Salmiakki is not for everyone but I love it 🖤
Monster Energy Drink and Jäger in the US. We’re so classy. 😂
There's a bunch of anis flavoured drinks in Germany that always remind me of liquorice as well!
Can confirm Dutch people love their "drop" I also fit in nicely as I like licorice tea 😅
I need a dan and phil 18+ channel at this point where they drink alcohol and swear and just do all the uncensored shit
PLEASE
Phil is ready for the club now with his platinum hair 💅🏻
The edit to zoom in on Dan licking the rim of the cup is killing me 10:17
Dan and Phil drinking game era? Yes please
Fr!!
I'm ready for an OF where they actually do it 😘
@@ars-vitae This is why we can't have nice things
Phil being so whiny about the "drinks" dan got him and then immediately deciding that he is simply going to win is so fucking funny to me
18:04 CHEETAH! CHEETAH! CHEETAH. NO NO NO. dRink. dRink now >:)
17:20 that was such a pinof moment
Us: Dan and Phil you don’t have to suffer for our entertainment
UA-cam: if you want the video to be monetized yes you do
19:26 that was such a pleasing sound when the licorice candy dropped into the drink
phil you look incredible i can't even pay attention
lol, Phil tried to pray to the god of dice. But Lady Luck is a LADY, my dude
8:35 absolutely offended that the editor right there forgot about the legend that is Erika pancakes
Yeah wasn’t she a clone?
@@kf10147yeah, from when they cloned Eliza back in Dil’s mad scientist era.
isn't the editor just phil
@@inseongmingiin the description it says that they had some help from Kris (?)
i imagine they still get to review it when it's done? which makes that even funnier to me
Phil did Dan dirty on this one, delaying during dan's turn and taking tiny sips when dan had to chew the whole candy 😂
18:00 have we ever heard phil scream like this before LOOOOL
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
@@roseandmaple I kept replaying because I thought it was Dan’s scream but it didn’t make sense!!!
5:37 Dan's little sadistic smile 😂
Not the orange filter and kazoo Star Spangled Banner when Dan did his Trump impression 😂😂😂
19:50 "God of the Dice isn't gay."
Pretty sure God of the Dice is Disexual
phil calling the fucking king bc he don’t wanna drink soup 😭
the blonde hair DID SOMETHING to phil he is on one more than usual lmao
"someone on tumblr's getting off on this" DAN WTF I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY COOKIE
8:17 I love how Dan has gone from literally screaming when Phil says things that sound wrong to just this
I feel so blessed to live in this era of regular Dan and Phil content 🪬
I read that as Dan and Phil being regular, as in normal, and i was so confused
phil's "i'm calling the king/government/un/national guard" bit got me lmao
I like how Dan literally chewed and swallowed licorice candy and Phil took tiny ass sips lmao
4:08 😂😂😂😂 I don't know why, but that killed me
'A toddler's nose evacuation'
Prinks? Was I just hate-crimed?
Literally 💀
Lmfaoooooooo I actually rewatched this and it answered my question
and in pride month too??
17:24 is giving pinof when Phil was salsa and Dan was a chip who craved being dipped
Phils new hair with that shirt….breathtaking…no notes
4:44 as an Australian, Phil would blend right in with that accent. Especially in Rockhampton
Dan's Trump impression.. I'm crying dawg 😭 😭 😭
20:00 That is actually a word, albeit spelt differently! "Creole" (pronounced a bit like Dan does) refers to languages born out of mixing a native language with that of a colonial power (with the latter usually being French), i.e. Haitian Creole
21:45 "If we were doing this with *pure tequila* it would be easier." That's sayin something
ok but how sweet that dan’s mum is baking him a cake and that dan told her not to make it chocolate for phil 🥺
Prinks (pre-drinks) with the prinks (previous-twinks)
I have ARFID, was actually gagging at Phil's drink, his reactions were totally valid THAT'S ACTUALLY A NIGHTMARE. I laughed so hard love u guys
i have yet not grown accustomed to blonde phil, i had a near heart attack at the thumbnail
Me while on safari and spotting the fastest land animal 18:05
LMAO
phil’s blonde hair…welcome back gojo
LMAOOOO
Having Phil with that hair.... maybe it's not gojover
would pay watchers+ prices for the drunk version of this
they need a patreon
lmaoOOO
im sorry but phil with blond hair and such an ethereal button up.. feels like the world started spinning in a different direction
20:13 dan forgets that eels are in fact a thing
"If you like liquorice there's something fucking wrong with you" Dan just casually offending every finn watching the video
This 😂😂
Just the whole of Scandinavia and the Netherlands tbh
@@krixkhaos nordics since Scandinavia doesn’t include Finland or Iceland
Can we just appreciate how good they both look 😭 Glowinggggg
when Phil yelled "fuck everything!" I felt it in my soul lmao
4:56 DANS LAUGH????? IM CRYING
DAN AND PHIL GET LIT BOIS 😭😭😭
I can’t even fathom I’m now watching Dan and Phil play drinking games…what a decade it’s been 😭
It's been a ride truly
@@meghangrey9318 really has 😭
Things Phil called during this video:
- the king
- the government
- the UN
- the national guard
Havent finished the video but I think that ammount of Licorice Extract is gonna send Dan into the ER
Honestly he needs to up his potassium as this passes through his system. It zaps you of it in large amounts.
jesus christ im scared for dan's safety
Oh yeah, Dan needs to prepare for a day of muscle cramps, fatigue and constipation ;-;
But hopefully he doesn't have any heart issues nor takes any medication that affects heart rhythm, because damn, this could be legit dangerous.
I laughed so hard :,) thanks for making such nice videos all these years. Even after 12 years of watching, really brings me a smile when I am feeling down.
PHILS OUTFIT IS SO GOOD WHATT