+Kimberly Patton Poundland in the UK got in a load of fuss when they introduced "Manager's specials" which were a lot more than a pound, there was a documentary filming in the stores and had a lot of people moaning about things that were obviously a lot more than a pound. The stores do have lots of cheap tat but also sell stuff for more than a pound.
Damn it, Ashens, you've already reviewed the pirate figure ages ago! Now committed to this channel twice, you have summoned an ancient pirate curse and doomed us all! Repent, repent!
"He likes dinosaurs so much he WILLED ONE INTO EXISTENCE!" Do you grunt when you will something into existence? I imagine there would be grunting. Maybe a wince or two as well.
Pretty sure the mold for the "generic ninja figure" is from Power Rangers Ninja Storm/Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger, probably even from one of the cheap-o candy toys that frugal parents buy their children so that don't have to pay exorbitant amounts for the real thing
the boyfriend bird, the ass scratching ninja, and the pirate, the deformed dentures, the inconvienient coin pouch, chad the abused scuba diver, and the coffee making dinosaur. im literally crying laughing XD
That bottle opener reminded me of when I was hiking in the Lake District in England. I lost my map and got lost, so I just started walking straight forward until I found a house or something. That's how I discovered Langdale, where I stayed at a pub, who's owner had lost all his front teeth because he had used them to open bottles. Really nice man, though. I actually wasn't old enough to go into a pub alone, but he let me in because I was completely soaked by the rain and there was a fireplace inside, and all I asked for was hot chocolate and to use the phone.
+MrTurbowhitey From Wikipedia: "The show revolves around the adventures of Denver, the last dinosaur - a Corythosaurus - who was released from his egg by a group of multicultural modern California teens: Jeremy, Mario, Shades, Wally, and Casey, along with tag-along older sister, Heather." I swear, you can't make this crap up
Those sock coin purses are very popular where I'm from. Dollar tree always sold out of them as soon as they put them on shelves. Different colors and sizes. I finally got 5 of them finally after a month of trying over and over and asking when is the truck delivery day. Gave 4 away to people that was having a hard time getting one themselves at Christmas and they really did appreciate it. The one I kept is still in use to put my change in instead of having all over in the bottom of my bag. Very useful item even though he thinks it's stupid. I think they are also cute even though the novelty has worn out and can't hardly find them anymore. So sad.
Those Magical Friendships With Animals sets were honestly a nice change from the usual military themed fare of poundland. Pity about that diver's face though, it looked like he was trying to breathe through his wetsuit and slowly dying a horrible death by suffocation.
It's become a ritual of mind to look for an Ashens video whenever I smoke. Something about his soothing British voice and the occasional disgusted outburst just works.
Ah, it's been a while since I heard a Steve Irwin joke. RIP Steve. If only you had taken my warning about stingrays not liking being groped by strange men, you would still be here.
+uriituw dude read the history books its all in there . the battle with the dino king the alliance with the humans in the before times. you need to go back to school mate next you will ask why Germany had to build a wall to stop the other half of Berlin from falling to the zombie outbreak
Damn it, Stuart! I've just moved to the UK, and when the letting agent asked if I had any requirement I almost said it needed to be near a Poundland. By sheer luck, there's one 10 min away.
God damn it Stewart I was about to go to sleep but you have to come out with an entertaining video forcing me to spend time watching and enjoying it. Love you ashens.
I like how he specified that the diver was a figure, because it implies that the octopus is not a figure, and they have instead sent a real, freakishly small octopus that somehow managed to survive however long it spent in that plastic package.
Those sock coin purses were popular in my neck of the woods, especially with the teenagers. You can get them at the Dollar Tree, or the Dollar General. A bit silly but the kids like them alot.
I actually love the coin socks. Basically you use it for your loose change during the day. When you need to make change you dump some out into you hand.
I actually have a (baby) Sock change holder that my grandmother got me. It had little Penguins and snowflakes. I honestly loved it, thoug the edges of the opening did stab me a lot...
Gee Stewart, thanks for putting the bloody Denver the Last Dinosaur theme in my head. I can't possibly be more overjoyed by the fact I'll be humming the fucking thing until Februrary.
I feel like that is the most popular couch in youtube history. I really want to believe he never actually washes that couch, but its never ending and he's constantly moving to another position for every new video.
I actually find that desktop boyfriend thing quite sweet honestly. Reminds me of that "Do it for her" poster from the Simpsons, which made me crumble like a peach being kicked in the groin.
As an American, the store name "Poundland" catches me off guard every time.
Never knew you watched Ashens!
+Kimberly Patton I can't read lol nvm
+Kimberly Patton Poundland in the UK got in a load of fuss when they introduced "Manager's specials" which were a lot more than a pound, there was a documentary filming in the stores and had a lot of people moaning about things that were obviously a lot more than a pound. The stores do have lots of cheap tat but also sell stuff for more than a pound.
+Kimberly Patton Yeah... Now '99c ONLY' has items for $1.99 .
T€di in Germany. Same thing.
I really want to see that man stork with tiny googly eyes and a moving sky background
imagine how beautiful
+Alpha Gaming Man stork made me fuckin die laughing.
+Alpha Gaming I wanna see the man stork eat a bagel.
I wanna see the man stork go to space and activates the warp drive on his legs. Just like the Enterprise.
+Alpha Gaming Seconded. He sort of reminds me of the characters in the game/animated short Plug & Play, who all have electrical plugs for heads.
+Alpha Gaming LIKE THIS COMMENT (Alpah's not mine) SO ASHENS CAN SEE IT
Damn it, Ashens, you've already reviewed the pirate figure ages ago! Now committed to this channel twice, you have summoned an ancient pirate curse and doomed us all! Repent, repent!
Why no "cheapo" at the beginning?
I was wondering the same
+Alex “AlexAvenger” Smith Poundland isn't for cheapos anymore.
Looking for this comment. annoys me more than it should, he needs to get his fucking shit together.
+Alex “AlexAvenger” Smith Now that the Tories are in full power, Poundland is the new Waitrose standard for the people of Britain.
+Josh Taylor Hope this comment is in the realm of sarcasm.
"He likes dinosaurs so much he WILLED ONE INTO EXISTENCE!"
Do you grunt when you will something into existence? I imagine there would be grunting. Maybe a wince or two as well.
That Ninja is scratching his ass...god bless america.
*National anthem intensifies*
+Obviously Him Speakers explode and sparks come out.
+cerberus144 While scratching his ass, he was thinking about doing two chicks at the same time.
Japass
+BigBobBeepers 2.0
While drinking booze in the other hand. Cause ya know, can't be an American without drinking Bud Light.
"Nobody wants to buy our patriotic childs socks"
"Just re-purpose them as purses, then everyone will want one because it's so stupid"
Anyone else wanting to see Ashen's try to put Desktop Boyfriend on the dinosaur?
There was a man who was stabbed to death in Poundland, I thought Ashens finally lost it from all the cheap tat.
Alternatively the manager of Norwich Poundland had lost it
that eco set is inaccurate....you're missing the japanese school girl for the octopus and steve irwin for the stingray
Someone got a sock and stuck a purse thingy on it.
Sold it for a pound.
PROFIT.
* sold it for a loonie
+Mr Grape Butter *sold it for 1.25 loonies.
+YamiShadow Kitty thats why i hate dollar stores here, nothings a dollar and its all crap
+Tarzthegreat
Hah, our currency is so shit we get 5[localmonies] stores.
+Viuxo
I actually bought a sock coin purse from Dollarama, though mine has peace signs on it and is black.
Pretty sure the mold for the "generic ninja figure" is from Power Rangers Ninja Storm/Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger, probably even from one of the cheap-o candy toys that frugal parents buy their children so that don't have to pay exorbitant amounts for the real thing
+tripdefect87 Yes. It's a Power Ranger knockoff. I've seen those kinds of figures at my local dollar store.
+tripdefect87 lol,i just commented this didnt realize your comment thanks for also noticing
+tripdefect87 True frugal parents buy no toys for their kids.
+tripdefect87 I thought this same thing as soon as I saw the helmet. It's clearly a mould of the Ninja Storm helmet
+tripdefect87 Wow, I didn't notice the helmet. Maybe it's because the figure wasn't light blue or red.
I was hoping there would be some sort of after-credits scene with the teeth on top of the boyfriend thing, just staring into the camera.
Ashens needs to cut the dinosaurs head off and glue it to the boyfriend thing
Or glue something else to it.
the boyfriend bird, the ass scratching ninja, and the pirate, the deformed dentures, the inconvienient coin pouch, chad the abused scuba diver, and the coffee making dinosaur. im literally crying laughing XD
You know it's a quality ashens video when it's Ninja Sock Boyfriend Team.
Is it just me or does the Pirate figure look kind of like a worried Dan Aykroyd?
+thunderstudent Cannot unsee.
+thunderstudent
"WHAT DID YOU DO RAY?!"
"I couldn't help it, it just popped in there!"
+thunderstudent It looks more like a worried Josh Brolin.
+luketfer "Listen, do you smell something?"
+thunderstudent Looks a bit like John Cena.
Denver, The Last Dinosaur! He's my friend and a whole lot more!
Now I'm just thinking of Doug Walker's analysis of that show's intro. Not sure it was ever shown over here though.
Hey thanks for the flashback bruh
The boyfriend thing seems like some kind of unused Silent Hill monster.
Too late to save the dinosaurs, you say?
That ship has sailed, you say?
Dinosaurs? Ship? Sounds like Dinosaurs on a Spaceship. Jeronimoooo.
As a Canadian I am left wondering why the sock-purse keychain is not a huge hit.
White people aren't Canadian or American, you're all illegal European immigrants.
Sora Song I'm actually from Mars.
+Otacun The vegan
You could just say you're a citizen of Canada, that's more correct.
As a canadian, i too wonder why the sock purse wasnt a bigger hit. It seemed to be a winner, its even an insulated sock.
rest in peace cheapo intro :(
a real human bean
and a real an hero
Hello darkness my old friend...
I've come to talk to you again...
That sock coin purse thing is super adorable. I'd never pay money for it, mind, but it's nonetheless adorable.
That bottle opener reminded me of when I was hiking in the Lake District in England. I lost my map and got lost, so I just started walking straight forward until I found a house or something. That's how I discovered Langdale, where I stayed at a pub, who's owner had lost all his front teeth because he had used them to open bottles. Really nice man, though. I actually wasn't old enough to go into a pub alone, but he let me in because I was completely soaked by the rain and there was a fireplace inside, and all I asked for was hot chocolate and to use the phone.
Ashens should do an episode with really bad tat, and try to review it as if he were paid to promote/sell them.
I'd like to see that
So basically every other unboxing video on UA-cam?
i always test my action figures to see if they are any good by making them scratch their ass
If I was someone's boyfreind, I wouldn't have to be a Sock Ninja...
+Brill Bill at least get a Canada sock purse and make home made maple syrup
Denver, the last DinosaurHe's my friend and a whole lot more
+MrTurbowhitey well shit, thats going to be in my head for the next week.
+MrTurbowhitey "I'm not Denver, my name is Jeff"
I think you know what I mean
+MrTurbowhitey From Wikipedia: "The show revolves around the adventures of Denver, the last dinosaur - a Corythosaurus - who was released from his egg by a group of multicultural modern California teens: Jeremy, Mario, Shades, Wally, and Casey, along with tag-along older sister, Heather." I swear, you can't make this crap up
+Izzy Allen I remember discussing that line in a high school journalism class when we were trying to figure out his sexual orientation:
Worth it for The Stork alone.
AWW Denver the last Dinosaur was one of my favourite series's ever when I was a child, thank you for reminding me of it :)
Jurassic World was really quite good... don't know what you're talking about, Ashens!
The "boyfriend" looks positioned to ... receive ...
"Come on! It's me birthday!"
Ashens really needs to find out what commas are, because Jesus Christ, that title.
idk it looks like he phrased it like that on purpose for maximum tat intensity
FUCKING, INFLATABLE, FUCKING, CROWN
Those sock coin purses are very popular where I'm from. Dollar tree always sold out of them as soon as they put them on shelves. Different colors and sizes. I finally got 5 of them finally after a month of trying over and over and asking when is the truck delivery day. Gave 4 away to people that was having a hard time getting one themselves at Christmas and they really did appreciate it. The one I kept is still in use to put my change in instead of having all over in the bottom of my bag. Very useful item even though he thinks it's stupid. I think they are also cute even though the novelty has worn out and can't hardly find them anymore. So sad.
I watched till the end hoping there would be a return of boyfriend duck man with additional eyes. Never been so disappointed.
'Harrowed' expression on the pirate figure made my day. Only Ashens could come up with that.
I live in Canada and I own approximately 456000789 sock purses.
Aidan Clarke I wear sock purses, mine match my converse mid tops~
You come up with creative names for the P.Land specials, and this is by far the best!
scones just finished, so did the tea sat at the computer and ashens just uploaded.
noice.
I love the backstory you made for Chaddington, the dinosaur man, it almost sounds like the story someone who plays with those toys would make up.
The whole "fun that sticks" thing is because the company is called "Jam", and jam is sticky
Those Magical Friendships With Animals sets were honestly a nice change from the usual military themed fare of poundland. Pity about that diver's face though, it looked like he was trying to breathe through his wetsuit and slowly dying a horrible death by suffocation.
Can someone please tell me who the guy at 2:35 is?
I've been watching ashes for awhile and I don't know who it is
Mentski
Doc Sigma Thank the anal gods!
Mentski another UA-camr
+SlothGiraffe Its a UA-camr called menski which Stuart has a very unhealthy obsession with.
It's become a ritual of mind to look for an Ashens video whenever I smoke. Something about his soothing British voice and the occasional disgusted outburst just works.
I just hope you do more electronic tat reviews
+Quote Mark More than what? Or do you think there's a risk of him stopping them altogether? Why would you think that?
+Paul Dennett He just hasn't done any recently.
+Quote Mark nice Avatar, where'd you find it?
+OmegaEdge It's from Cave Story.
I know quote is from cave story, but this "evil quote" is not from the original game, so i asked where he found it.
Ah, it's been a while since I heard a Steve Irwin joke. RIP Steve. If only you had taken my warning about stingrays not liking being groped by strange men, you would still be here.
NOO STUART! YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THE DESKTOP BOYFRIEND ON THE DINOSAUR!!
Ninja Sock Boyfriend Team sounds like a vigilante group.
Dat CRT Monitor and the D:// prompt for that desktop boyfriend.
*that
Zander Adams
someone doesn't understand low level memes.
+Kurisu Yamato he's too young for the memes, give him some time
*****
Soon the young one will learn.
For some reason when he brought up the dinosaur one I immediately thought "Why have they put John Cena in a package with a triceratops?"
3:39 for the theme song of disappointment.
dudidid-oh.
I'm always happy when I realize more people know Denver the Last Dinosaur and it just wasn't a figment of my childhood imagination.
Chef excellence would look better in the photo holder
+Waya`s Vlogs "An Excellent Boyfriend"
+mrsilikeeggs lol
Those rescue guys are so good at their job that they managed to rescue even dinosaurs.
Not gonna lie 0:22 scared the sh!t out of me.
Ahh Denver the last dinosaur.. First time I have ever heard that referenced and instantly know the theme tune! Thanks for the memory's Ashens ;)
NEEW VIDEO YESSSSSSSSSSS
+Joshua Nicoll WHY IT IS 320p
+Joshua Nicoll It takes a while for HD to be enabled.
+Joshua Nicoll it takes a while to render
THAT'S SO FUCKING SHIT, WHY ARE EARLY ADOPTERS ALWAYS PUNISHED
+Joshua Nicoll POOO VIDEO YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I love these Poundland videos, it's what started me watching Ashen
Trigger warning! That desktop boyfriend is manspreading! :D
Trigger warning: comfortably sitting.
I'm the type to rant about sjw folk and tumblr, but you lost me
I hate them too, and I meant that they think someone sitting down is oppressive, hence what I said.
In a career of beautiful schtick, the boyfriend-stork bit maybe the all time greatest piece of Ashens schtick. IN HISTORY.
Why are dinosaurs packaged with human-like figures?
Manufactured by Christians?
+uriituw dude read the history books its all in there . the battle with the dino king the alliance with the humans in the before times. you need to go back to school mate next you will ask why Germany had to build a wall to stop the other half of Berlin from falling to the zombie outbreak
acid3129 Makes perfect sense!
+uriituw Dinosaurs eat humen.
Sc0pee Not if they don't live at the same time.
Damn it, Stuart! I've just moved to the UK, and when the letting agent asked if I had any requirement I almost said it needed to be near a Poundland.
By sheer luck, there's one 10 min away.
Didn't he do the pirate thing before?
Desktop boyfriend looks like a headless Wii Fit trainer.
wut...360p?! ...Actually no, i don't give a shit. It's ashens.
God damn it Stewart I was about to go to sleep but you have to come out with an entertaining video forcing me to spend time watching and enjoying it. Love you ashens.
#stopmanspreading
"He liked dinosaurs so much he willed one into existence!" I literally spat my drink out laughing
Ashens saying "Go Chad" is something I never expected to happen.
80s gijoes had exposed screws cause when i hit double digit age and stopd playing with toys i started taking them apart and going the sid route.
I like how he specified that the diver was a figure, because it implies that the octopus is not a figure, and they have instead sent a real, freakishly small octopus that somehow managed to survive however long it spent in that plastic package.
Those sock coin purses were popular in my neck of the woods, especially with the teenagers. You can get them at the Dollar Tree, or the Dollar General. A bit silly but the kids like them alot.
I actually love the coin socks. Basically you use it for your loose change during the day. When you need to make change you dump some out into you hand.
"Beaten brutally his parents for giving the ducks his last crumb of bread"...I am still crying from laughing so hard!..😅..Classic mate.
MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS HAHAHAHAHAHA. Had a major flashback for a second there
Oh Ashens, you always know how to make me smile.
I actually have a (baby) Sock change holder that my grandmother got me. It had little Penguins and snowflakes. I honestly loved it, thoug the edges of the opening did stab me a lot...
I love the random Monty Python reference with the Desktop Boyfriend.
I still love your violins video. I watched both and laughed for hours
Does anyone else just sit and laugh his ass off at Ashens videos?
Steve Irwin's last words: "stingrays love foreplay!"
Witnessing Ashens start flying around the headless boyfriend figure like some goose = instant like!
Gee Stewart, thanks for putting the bloody Denver the Last Dinosaur theme in my head. I can't possibly be more overjoyed by the fact I'll be humming the fucking thing until Februrary.
I feel like that is the most popular couch in youtube history. I really want to believe he never actually washes that couch, but its never ending and he's constantly moving to another position for every new video.
A ninja sock boyfriend sounds like something straight out of Spencer's.
As a current resident of Georgia who was born in Ontario, I would absolutely LOVE to carry that sock purse around like a wacko.
You must have been so embarrassed buying that "desktop boyfriend". The looks the cashier would pull.
Well done on 1 million and I've been watching since 10,000 congrats ashes xxx
I had a toy with that exact octopus mold when I was little. Got it from an aquarium. Good times
Oh man, remember early 2016?
Such innocent times.
I swear Wild Republic seems familiar to me. I think they made a bunch of toys that were sold in zoos in the San Diego area about a decade ago.
Damn it, Ashens! Now I have the theme song to "Denver the Last Dinosaur" stuck in my head!
I actually find that desktop boyfriend thing quite sweet honestly.
Reminds me of that "Do it for her" poster from the Simpsons, which made me crumble like a peach being kicked in the groin.
The American ninja and the disgruntled, muscular pirate.
Epic.
"Ninja Sock Boyfriend Team" sounds like a spinoff of Princess Robot Bubblegum.
Samniss Arandeen It would be a crap flash cartoon animated in Vancouver.
"One came in the P.O. Box" - I hope you've at least cleaned it.
That Desktop Friend™ would be a perfect use for the Gameboy Camera and Printer.
i LIKE twisty ties, as i used to pretend the action figure had to BREAK OUT from the box, and the twisty ties! :)
This is classic Ashens humour right here.
The helmet of the Ninja Warrior figure looks like a recast of the Power Rangers Ninja Storm figures.