Hitman 3 - 3 Ways to Play! Chongqing: CORE CLEANSING! POISON ROOM! SCRAP SWORD? (Part 2 of 2)

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  • @gregmarcus6752
    @gregmarcus6752 3 роки тому +1033

    Best thing about Jane's score... she got a bonus 20k for no bodies found since everyone who found a body died instantly.

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 3 роки тому +165

      And the poison room she created was so lethal that it even instantly killed the guards at 50:03 even though they were wearing gas masks.

    • @LacroixboiMarx
      @LacroixboiMarx 3 роки тому +14

      It’s the best way to play

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 3 роки тому +26

      Actually, it doesn't count as a body being found if someone is killed with poison.

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 3 роки тому +25

      @@LacroixboiMarx I've watched all their 3 ways and I think this is by far their best. So full of jokes and action.

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 3 роки тому +18

      @@firstnamelastname7244 Yeah, you can kill Victor by putting lethal poison in the Bare Knuckle Boxer in front of the whole party. You’ll still get silent assassin, lol.

  • @existenz_1
    @existenz_1 3 роки тому +634

    "Leaving no trace behind is the only sensible MO"
    "Thank you 47, tell it to Mike"
    video switches to Mike leaving 2 unconscious guards on the ground

    • @gothmissstress
      @gothmissstress 3 роки тому +15

      2 out of...how many?

    • @Demonprincess666
      @Demonprincess666 2 роки тому +4

      @@gothmissstress you don’t really think we have enough personal to count those? 😵😂

    • @bwestacado9643
      @bwestacado9643 Рік тому +6

      I love his trail of bodies. The break room is the greatest scene so far

  • @firstnamelastname7244
    @firstnamelastname7244 3 роки тому +618

    Jane's poison incident is a lot funnier when you consider that she could have _turned off_ the ventallation system.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 3 роки тому +50

      I was yelling at my tablet... Jane didn't hear me.😅

    • @e-j
      @e-j 3 роки тому +29

      Yes and I was yelling at the screen to hack the windows before she used the poison haha

    • @oywiththewaywardtardis
      @oywiththewaywardtardis 3 роки тому +49

      I’m so very glad she didn’t realize it! Made the whole thing ten times better.

    • @KirbyCom
      @KirbyCom 3 роки тому +16

      Even funnier is that she should know that from this exact situation happening in the extinguisher escalation she did with Andy

    • @AthAthanasius
      @AthAthanasius 2 роки тому +27

      You also have to love how the poison cloud respected the boundary of the open door.

  • @Incoherent-excitement
    @Incoherent-excitement 3 роки тому +402

    “I am back, minus all my hair.” Is a sentence I feel Agent 47 has to casually drop into conversation a lot. 😂

    • @yeoldecrone5474
      @yeoldecrone5474 3 роки тому +26

      I am half suprised he doesn't feel the need to explain why he now reeks of shea butter and coconut oil with that shiny, glistening skull.

    • @AthAthanasius
      @AthAthanasius 2 роки тому +13

      "uh, yeah, that food really did a number on my hair."

  • @TekMerc
    @TekMerc 3 роки тому +272

    "They found the corpse pile in the poison room. I told them not to go in there." Classic Jane.

  • @SakraIgor0qNomoko
    @SakraIgor0qNomoko 3 роки тому +734

    Andy: *stealthy as a ninja*
    Jane: *lays dastardly traps like an archvillian*
    Mike: *uses an axe, an extinguisher, and is concerned about safety code*: I AM FIRE MAN.

    • @nowhereman6360
      @nowhereman6360 3 роки тому +14

      Was Andy/47 even there? ;)

    • @stingersplash
      @stingersplash 3 роки тому +2

      Andy had already played though. Sort of ruins it.

    • @Eadwulf_Skald
      @Eadwulf_Skald 3 роки тому +18

      @@stingersplash He runs through the level once like most people who play hitman that go for a silent assassin.

    • @Strigulino
      @Strigulino 3 роки тому +19

      Andy - technical skill.
      Jane - the clever answer.
      Mike - brute force approach.
      The Three Martial Arts styles of gaming.

    • @fwhagads
      @fwhagads 3 роки тому +11

      And even with that, Jane was still more lethal than Mike(who actually got a 1-star rating.

  • @Zenlore6499
    @Zenlore6499 3 роки тому +246

    Mike getting disconnected from the server RIGHT as he gets to the data core is perfection.

    • @gromaxe
      @gromaxe 3 роки тому +5

      Mike is the only true Hiyman, confirmed

    • @JasonZakrajsek
      @JasonZakrajsek 3 роки тому +9

      @@gromaxe Did you mean “Hitman”? Because “Hiyman” sounds like ... something else.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 місяці тому +1

      A similar thing happened to a friend of mine while he has speed running Arkham City, he got to the point about half way in where Hugo Strange declares "STOP RIGHT THERE, BATMAN" and the game crashed which killed a PB run, but was like the funniest thing to happen in 2021, so it balanced out.

  • @xynatkarn4187
    @xynatkarn4187 3 роки тому +333

    Andy: "Clean ICA Assassin"
    Also Andy: earns this rating on the mission where he destroys the ICA

    • @finngardiner5358
      @finngardiner5358 3 роки тому +66

      well he sure did assassinate the ica cleanly lol

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 3 роки тому +36

      Well yeah! Andy cleanly assasinated the ICA :D

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah. ICA Assassin. Assassin that kills ICA. :P ( We know it means that you work for the ICA in the game. Just a play on words. ... Saying that for the kids / adults that don't understand what sarcasm, or jokes are. )

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup 3 роки тому +4

      I REALLY felt Andy's pain, missing Silent Assassin after ALL OF THE diligent opportunity and sneaking and whatnot. He may have assassinated the ICA - but at what cost? WHAT COST??

  • @gamehunter88
    @gamehunter88 3 роки тому +340

    I cant believe poison has backfired on jane and caused that big point loss. And mike...actually that went exactly as I expected for Mike

    • @gamehunter88
      @gamehunter88 3 роки тому +31

      @The Gaming Meta no, he only gave them concussions with the fire extinguisher (normally he kills them). Unless all the neck snapping was edited out, we never see Mike's score breakdown

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 3 роки тому +39

      @The Gaming Meta he just knocks them out with the fire extinguisher. Idk how many non-targets Mike killed exactly, but Jane got at least 6 with the poison room. The NPCs of Chongqing are lucky Mike found the fire extinguisher before he found the scrap sword.

    • @CassBlackflame
      @CassBlackflame 3 роки тому +8

      She could just turn off the poison after using it (Yeah, you can turn off the ventilation system) or just use the emetic pills.

    • @gamehunter88
      @gamehunter88 3 роки тому +9

      @@CassBlackflame should've could've would've...not been as funny

    • @CassBlackflame
      @CassBlackflame 3 роки тому

      @@gamehunter88 Hard to say the contrary, mate.

  • @bingchua3958
    @bingchua3958 3 роки тому +256

    Andy: How a walkthrough does it
    Jane: How I see myself doing it
    Mike: How I actually do it

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 3 роки тому +8

      Well Mike got a higher score than Jane, so you would do better than expected, even though it doesn't look like it

    • @stingersplash
      @stingersplash 3 роки тому +14

      Andy uses saves too as you can see he doesn't get xp when finding areas or obtaining new disguises because he already got them before reloading.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 роки тому +11

      @@stingersplash Also Andy somehow has 8/20 location mastery while Mike and Jane only have 3. This was NOT his first play of the mission. :p

    • @paul-juniorblack6151
      @paul-juniorblack6151 3 роки тому +6

      @@marhawkman303 Maybe in between part 1 and 2 he saved and loaded in. Maybe thats something u can do in hitman idk I dont play just enjoy gameplay

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 3 роки тому +2

      I never actually do it like Mike. The answer to that is saving all the time.

  • @willbrolley262
    @willbrolley262 3 роки тому +209

    Mike: complaining about the lack of fire safety.
    Also Mike: steals the one fire extinguisher

    • @ulfjohnsen6203
      @ulfjohnsen6203 3 роки тому +15

      He is so worried about fires, that he goes nowhere without a fire extinguiser. (Edit : and considering what happens at the end, having a fire extinguisher was a great idea)

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 роки тому +18

      @@ulfjohnsen6203 yeah IO really missed the ball by not letting you USE the fire extinguisher :p

  • @NathanWeeks
    @NathanWeeks 3 роки тому +222

    Andy is going to go nuts when he finds out Mike finished the level a half an hour faster, and with only a fire extinguisher and a rusty sword!

    • @CorwinAlexander
      @CorwinAlexander 3 роки тому +8

      But for fewer stars and less points

    • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
      @LocalHeretic-ck1kd 3 роки тому +69

      I like to believe that Mike somehow managed to steal that fifth star from Andy.

    • @paul-juniorblack6151
      @paul-juniorblack6151 3 роки тому +17

      @@LocalHeretic-ck1kd I quite like that idea

    • @quincebielka8843
      @quincebielka8843 3 роки тому +13

      If only this had been the hitman 3 level Mike got Silent Assassin in

    • @Jake-db3kq
      @Jake-db3kq 2 роки тому

      AND a screwdriver

  • @mafddawg
    @mafddawg 3 роки тому +183

    "Mike, you're getting sloppy."
    Yeah, usually all the bodies are exploded into vapor.

  • @lizzywolcott98
    @lizzywolcott98 3 роки тому +170

    The fact that Mike literally HAD a fire extinguisher with him when the vents were on fire but couldn’t use it 😂

  • @Alex_vdR
    @Alex_vdR 3 роки тому +217

    Not going to lie, Jane's poison room has got to be the funniest thing I've seen the entire month

    • @Kwn92
      @Kwn92 3 роки тому +8

      Same here

    • @emberthefox4951
      @emberthefox4951 3 роки тому +10

      In all seriousness how does one have so little common sense to commit lemming and follow everyone into a poisoned room? Then again I guess it's more of a social commentary judging by what I've seen actual people do.

    • @SarimDeLaurec
      @SarimDeLaurec 3 роки тому +9

      @@emberthefox4951 They just wanted to give first aid. I mean, how many poison rooms do you encounter in your lifetime to consider that possibility?

    • @emberthefox4951
      @emberthefox4951 3 роки тому +5

      @@SarimDeLaurec If I hear no gunfire and somebody randomly dies I wouldn't just waltze in.

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 Рік тому +2

      @@emberthefox4951 I read the other day that at one point NASA had a problem with invisible fire. Some gas they had started leaking into the offices and burning in a color humans couldn't see.
      If someone in front of me collapses and I can't determine how, I'm waiting until it makes sense to try and administer aid. Never know if it's a deadly situation you just can't see.

  • @theapplewitch6379
    @theapplewitch6379 3 роки тому +122

    It's interesting how Jane was ultimately more fatal than Mike, but both still managed to keep the same energy as always. But it does remind me of the screwdriver run in an infected Hokkaido.

  • @Mortheous
    @Mortheous 3 роки тому +155

    Mike: "Can't stop, won't stop. Hitting people with a fire extinguisher."

    • @Strigulino
      @Strigulino 3 роки тому +5

      Next t-shirt needs to have a fire extinguisher on it.

    • @Strigulino
      @Strigulino 3 роки тому +4

      @The Gaming Meta Good old Extinguiy the Extinguisher.

    • @SnapGrapplePop
      @SnapGrapplePop 3 роки тому +4

      @@Strigulino need a petition for Extingui merch

    • @Mortheous
      @Mortheous 3 роки тому +1

      @The Gaming Meta fire extinguisher is Mike's trusty friend. 😂

    • @Strigulino
      @Strigulino 3 роки тому +1

      @The Gaming Meta Yup. Quoting the man himself. He needs to get a papoose for it. 😆

  • @purplemonkeydishwasher1168
    @purplemonkeydishwasher1168 3 роки тому +113

    “I’m not really sure what I’ve achieved here...” the Mike strategy in a nutshell

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 3 роки тому +5

      Mike is the ultimate embodiment of
      "Step 1: do thing
      Step 2: ???
      Step 3: profit"

  • @KatieTP
    @KatieTP 3 роки тому +108

    Jane and Andy: carefully explain their plans
    Mike: CLANG...CLANG

    • @gromaxe
      @gromaxe 3 роки тому +17

      Extingui the Extinguisher!

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz 3 роки тому +4

      I have a feeling if I was to play a Hitman game I'd aim to play it like Andy or Jane, but unwittingly end up playing it like Mike does.

    • @13jhow
      @13jhow 3 роки тому +1

      That IS Mike explaining his plan :)

    • @oxfanblink4115
      @oxfanblink4115 3 роки тому

      @@jazzygeofferz I’ve actually somehow played worse than him trying to complete the opening boat mission in the reboot trilogy 😂🤣😂🤣 which was frustrating 😤 since got killed before i even got chance to try and get back on track 🤬😠

  • @gwts1171
    @gwts1171 3 роки тому +105

    "The corpse pile in the poison room" is a very Jane Douglas thing.

  • @cognitivefailure
    @cognitivefailure 3 роки тому +124

    It's too bad the Poison Room ruined what would otherwise have been a pretty clean run with some nice kills for Jane -- but it was definitely the most hilarious thing in this video. Worth it!

    • @jaketheauroran
      @jaketheauroran 3 роки тому +20

      Jane: it's cool you can darken the windows - not immediately useful, though...
      Also Jane: oh no! They saw the bodies in the poison room!

    • @AthAthanasius
      @AthAthanasius 2 роки тому +2

      They all need to use Assassin Instinct/vision more. If Jane had done so pre-emptively she'd have realised she was in a bad disguise for going out that exit. Me? Sometimes I have both run and vision held down for half the map ....

  • @Em-fz6eb
    @Em-fz6eb 3 роки тому +58

    Andy silently fuming about not getting Silent Assassin while Mike and Jane sit with a combined 1 star is hilarious lol

  • @Kount_Kronic
    @Kount_Kronic 3 роки тому +50

    "Oh no another body found? Mike you're getting sloppy" **evil chuckle** best part of the entire video

    • @ts25679
      @ts25679 3 роки тому +11

      For me, it was the part when he found the level three dongle well after it would actually have been useful. Made me actually lol

  • @sjkenfield
    @sjkenfield 3 роки тому +19

    Every time Mike says "CLANG" as the extinguisher smashes in a face, an angel gets his wings 😇 (and it makes me chuckle every time)

  • @samwalker5112
    @samwalker5112 3 роки тому +65

    “Why am I in tier 3, like a mug”
    A lot of people were asking that question around Christmas.

  • @privatespoon77
    @privatespoon77 3 роки тому +156

    I can just imagine Andy furiously emailing IO to complain about his score.

    • @gromaxe
      @gromaxe 3 роки тому +35

      And then they make it even more harsh just to irritate him, just like with that cocktail

    • @pcu9284
      @pcu9284 3 роки тому +6

      And proceeds to assassinate all Io executives with silent assassin

    • @AthAthanasius
      @AthAthanasius 2 роки тому +1

      Also in that data core if you push Imogen over the railing (after getting her guard away) it only counts for the specific feat/assassination that requires that, not also a drowning, despite being into fluid.

    • @GeorgeN-ATX
      @GeorgeN-ATX 2 роки тому +3

      @@AthAthanasius Same thing happens in Haven island, or anywhere there is water. Annoyingly; when an NPC drowns anywhere but a toilet it does not count for the Drowning/"Versatile Assassin" feat.

    • @Alsebra
      @Alsebra Рік тому

      On a related tangent, why would only some cliff dumpings on Sgàil count for the objective to toss 47 folks into the sea? It seems to be a fairly fickle trigger where most (if not all) knocked out folks will count, but only one or two that went over the cliffs dead did so (three or four corpses did *not* trigger a body count).

  • @coldfusion230
    @coldfusion230 3 роки тому +56

    You know, when Agent 47 is scrolling through all his previous kills, I was expecting Mike to be there for a much MUCH longer cutscene.

    • @Tabbyclaw
      @Tabbyclaw 3 роки тому +25

      "Deleting all references to you... you know what, I'm just gonna go grab a sandwich while this finishes up."

    • @Demonprincess666
      @Demonprincess666 2 роки тому +6

      Imagine all non-target kills being part of that…😂😂😂 I‘d love to see it 🤗😎
      ( especially in Mike’s playthrough )

  • @kellyg31
    @kellyg31 3 роки тому +60

    Mike exposing inconsistencies in the game:
    - Civilians that run for help down into secret underground facilities
    - Fire extinguishers that can't be used on fires
    They should hire him for beta testing

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 3 роки тому +388

    “Scan complete, perfect score, you’re very fit to perform”
    “I have a killer routine.. 👁_👁”
    “... h-haha.. go on ahead though now..”
    “... it’s funny because I kill people.. 👁_👁”

  • @SolaScientia
    @SolaScientia 3 роки тому +136

    You could say that the dumplings are "to die for", even though it's emetic rat poison and Andy doesn't kill the guy.
    Edit: Even with Jane's poison room, I wasn't expecting Mike to outscore her like that. I kept talking at my laptop telling her to go turn off the air con so poison would stop flooding the room and killing everyone who walked in. I love Mike not even bothering trying to find the dongles (until the one at the very end) and him getting into the facility and doing everything anyway.
    An excellent 3 ways to play as usual.

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia 3 роки тому +8

      Also, "dongle" has lost all meaning now. It's sounds like a nonsense word because of how often all 3 have been saying "dongle".

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 3 роки тому +4

      You could say that the dumplings were just this disgustingly good :P

    • @rainbowmoon1461
      @rainbowmoon1461 3 роки тому +12

      I was hoping for it at the end. Mike deserves it for infiltrating a secret base by smashing everyone in his way with a fire extinguisher. 😂

    • @loganbuhain1559
      @loganbuhain1559 3 роки тому +2

      Mike went in with the only dongle he needed

    • @philelliott4431
      @philelliott4431 3 роки тому +1

      the poison may only be emetic but he's definitely going to choke on his own vomit in that box

  • @TheManOfManyNames373
    @TheManOfManyNames373 3 роки тому +172

    Gee, I wonder who kills Imogen Royce with the Scrap Sword....

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 3 роки тому +19

      Hey, it worked better than the poison room lol

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 3 роки тому +21

      @@mar_speedman she could've just turned it off too 🤣. I think she forgot about her playthrough with Andy on the Whittleton Creek level where they poison the fumigator.

    • @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299
      @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 3 роки тому +4

      It should be an achievement but for Mikey its a Monday :P

  • @roguemonitor
    @roguemonitor 3 роки тому +12

    I think this is the funniest three ways to play ever and has the most distinguished three 'styles'. absolute gold.

  • @juances
    @juances 3 роки тому +96

    Jane's train of death rivals Ellen's impalling machine.

    • @TheSchultinator
      @TheSchultinator 3 роки тому +31

      Ah yes, Merilwen's Meatgrinder!

    • @stryph42
      @stryph42 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheSchultinator Merilwen did nothing wrong.

    • @TheSchultinator
      @TheSchultinator 3 роки тому +2

      @@stryph42 I never said she did ;D

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor 3 роки тому

      @@stryph42 she had no clue how effective it was going to end up.

  • @davekelly2567
    @davekelly2567 3 роки тому +75

    "This is going very wrong, wheres the fire extinguisher?" In a normal situation there's a fire. In a situation with Mike, it means there's about to be a pile of unconscious bodies.

  • @Sgriffith610
    @Sgriffith610 3 роки тому +100

    Moral of the story, never go on breaks, the break room is dangerous.

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 3 роки тому +3

      Absolutely, you end up involuntarily taking a na--
      Wait no. Wrong script.
      They break you. There's the bad pun!

  • @robertwilsonjr.1384
    @robertwilsonjr.1384 3 роки тому +7

    Mike's trail of destruction went longer than I could have imagined. Outstanding work.

  • @tarnim80
    @tarnim80 3 роки тому +36

    I think I now have heard the word "dongle" more times in the last hour than ever before in my entire life

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia 3 роки тому +6

      It lost all meaning for me and sounds like a nonsense word now, lol.

  • @ArkaneStephanie
    @ArkaneStephanie 3 роки тому +28

    I honestly can't believe this level that took me nearly two hours in one of the most heavily secure areas in the game, was finished by Mike in under an hour with a fire extinguisher and a can do attitude.

    • @Demonprincess666
      @Demonprincess666 2 роки тому +2

      You weren’t miking it hard enough then 🧐😂

  • @99baking
    @99baking 3 роки тому +7

    "how are the dumplings? I think you'll find they make you... Sick"
    Beautiful one liner there

  • @killerwolle88
    @killerwolle88 3 роки тому +20

    "Thanks 47, tell that to Mike." just made my day :D 12:02

  • @davela79
    @davela79 3 роки тому +17

    between the 3 of them Jane, Andy and Mike were the perfect 5 star hitman

    • @patience1926
      @patience1926 3 роки тому +3

      This comment deserved more likes.

  • @tontsa77
    @tontsa77 3 роки тому +14

    That poison room accident was absolutely hilarious.

  • @KaraDennison
    @KaraDennison 3 роки тому +51

    "Mike, let me see what you have."
    "A SWORD!"
    "NO!!!"

    • @haydenmarshall2010
      @haydenmarshall2010 3 роки тому

      To sword or not to sword that is the question

    • @stryph42
      @stryph42 3 роки тому

      @@haydenmarshall2010 There was never any question.

  • @MunchKING
    @MunchKING 3 роки тому +37

    Jane, I can't believe you forgot the lesson from the bug-killing house. ALWAYS turn off your gas-murder after you get the target or everyone will run in the deadly room! :0

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia 3 роки тому +4

      I kept talking to my laptop telling her to go turn it off before she killed more people. I'm guessing that turning it off just didn't occur to her what with all the people showing up and then having to go to the data core to mess with that.

    • @darkamora5123
      @darkamora5123 3 роки тому +2

      If she'd grabbed the sedative poison from earlier in the level she could leave it on. Knockouts/kills from poison don't count as discovered bodies. Let everyone close get knocked out, turn it off kill her hide the body and none of the rest count against her unless she drags them.

  • @sudoDavid
    @sudoDavid 3 роки тому +15

    Mike: "I'm not really sure what I've accomplished here."
    Words I live by everyday

  • @laser8389
    @laser8389 3 роки тому +36

    New merch idea: shirt front: Think of the environment! shirt back: Jane's face saying "Aha! You shouldn't have thought of the environment!"

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 3 роки тому +7

      With a cartoon of her knocking a guy down!

    • @drymice500
      @drymice500 3 роки тому +3

      I‘ll take 10!

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 3 роки тому +21

    1. I'm astonished at Mike's level of concern with fire safety.
    2. I'm astonished that Mike's level of concern with fire safety is ENTIRELY WARRANTED, HOLY CRAP

  • @slimkt
    @slimkt 3 роки тому +41

    Agent 47: “Leaving no trace behind is the only sensible MO.”
    Andy: “Thank you, 47, why don’t you tell that to Mike?”
    Mike: “What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sweet, sweet clangs of my fire extinguisher!”

  • @Safiyahalishah
    @Safiyahalishah 3 роки тому +170

    I'm a simple woman. When I see Hitman 3 ways to play, I drop literally everything and click like.

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz 3 роки тому +7

    I love how Mike dragged that stupid rusty sword all the way down there just so he could fling it at Imogen's head.

  • @gruggerduggerhoose
    @gruggerduggerhoose 3 роки тому +43

    Jane laughing at the “definietly innocent not evil underground secret lab of a corporation” all the while thinking “man this place be tiny compared to my secret lab.” Lol

    • @finngardiner5358
      @finngardiner5358 3 роки тому +4

      tbf she doesn't need to be able to completely dismantle it in 12h

    • @gromaxe
      @gromaxe 3 роки тому +2

      This time Jane is more Mike-y

  • @duanegee7636
    @duanegee7636 3 роки тому +11

    That really went off the rails quickly for Jane, we expect that level of insanity from Mike

  • @adambicknell9185
    @adambicknell9185 3 роки тому +14

    The fact that Mike couldn't use the fire extinguisher as a fire extinguisher is so funny

  • @tmmw1975
    @tmmw1975 3 роки тому +35

    “The wheels are coming off, 47” Jane says as she escapes, having already killed at least a half dozen people accidentally. The wheels were fully gone at that point 😂

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 роки тому +3

      Also Jane's screwup at the end where she changed in front of the guy's co-workers.

    • @tmmw1975
      @tmmw1975 3 роки тому +4

      @@marhawkman303 yeah, the car was pretty much on fire by that point 😂

  • @thomascrawley5972
    @thomascrawley5972 3 роки тому +12

    Oh man, Jane’s poison break room was some serious Merilwen’s meat grinder stuff.

    • @CorwinAlexander
      @CorwinAlexander 3 роки тому +1

      Someone should definitely inform Ellen so she’s forearmed for when she gets guff about the meat grinder again

  • @kleinejanneman1
    @kleinejanneman1 3 роки тому +18

    After Merilwen’s Meatgrinder, we now witnessed Prudence’s Poisonroom

  • @jessicabooth1424
    @jessicabooth1424 3 роки тому +5

    Wow, Mike just walking into the facility is in my opinion the height of excellence.

  • @henry-ys8wp
    @henry-ys8wp 3 роки тому +9

    jane not realising she can use the same panel she used to turn the ventilation on to turn it off is amazing hahah

  • @joreck
    @joreck 3 роки тому +32

    29:37 I didn't even know this was possible. Mike is just handing out free brain damage in this mission huh
    33:39 for Jane's massacre

  • @weasel_in_a_tophat
    @weasel_in_a_tophat 3 роки тому +21

    I didn't think anything could be funnier then Mike's Break Room bit. But then came Jane's Break room bit

  • @goofydragon8023
    @goofydragon8023 3 роки тому +6

    "Don't go into the poison room" words to live by for sure Jane.

  • @captainkeytar6318
    @captainkeytar6318 3 роки тому +11

    My god, thank you for giving me an glimmer of happiness after my foot surgery. You guys are great

  • @AlternateTakeMovies
    @AlternateTakeMovies 3 роки тому +14

    These Hitman 3 Ways are the best bit about UA-cam.

  • @Pottsylird
    @Pottsylird 3 роки тому +4

    i can’t stop crying laughing at the chaos of jane’s run. usually it’s mike but it was both of them this time.

  • @SnapGrapplePop
    @SnapGrapplePop 3 роки тому +11

    Laughing so much while Mike’s on a spree and doesn’t notice that the target is 3 feet behind him, standing on the last person he ‘extinguished’

  • @abrhamchombe2611
    @abrhamchombe2611 3 роки тому +8

    “I have something to show you, a fire extinguisher”*clang*

  • @tyrannicpuppy
    @tyrannicpuppy 3 роки тому +2

    Mike taking a minute to decide on his outfit from the unconscious bodies is just peak why I love this series so damn much.

  • @ka-mai
    @ka-mai 3 роки тому +17

    Um, why did Imogen perfectly described how to kill her to Agent 47? Like, that was SUS.

  • @notoriousbmc1
    @notoriousbmc1 3 роки тому +25

    Literally the ONE time the extinguisher wasn't useful was when there was a fire.

  • @Mr_J_Ralph
    @Mr_J_Ralph 3 роки тому +45

    The poison room is exactly what happened with Merilwen's Meat Grinder in Tower Rangers you guys!

    • @gruggerduggerhoose
      @gruggerduggerhoose 3 роки тому +1

      Janes Jiant Murder Cloud? 😂

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 3 роки тому +1

      Except the meat grinder had a survivor.

    • @Hroubert
      @Hroubert 3 роки тому +1

      Quiet riot I think, but yeah, that escalated quickly

    • @Mr_J_Ralph
      @Mr_J_Ralph 3 роки тому +2

      @@Hroubert Quiet Riot was the original, go back and watch Tower Rangers, I couldn't do Johnny's description justice!

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 роки тому

      Tower Rangers? I know it debuted in Quiet Riot. I can't remember if there was a Merilwen's Meat Grinder 2, Grind Harder, in Tower Rangers.

  • @oywiththewaywardtardis
    @oywiththewaywardtardis 3 роки тому +4

    omg, mike’s “I’ve brought a fire extinguisher” just killed me. I so badly wish IOI had included a mechanism where you can put out the fire and sneak out, just so Mike could use his fire extinguisher.

  • @TheMMM2828
    @TheMMM2828 3 роки тому +26

    I thought the universe had aligned when Mike encountered the burning corridor, fire extinguisher in hand, but it wasn't to be...

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 3 роки тому +2

      Of all the things 47 knows how to perform expertly, handling a fire extinguisher ain't one of them

    • @ts25679
      @ts25679 3 роки тому +3

      @@mar_speedman Remember to P.A.S.S folks: Pull the pin, Aim the hose at the base of the fire, Squeeze the trigger and Sweep from side to side.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 3 роки тому

      @@ts25679 Useful information, thanks. I'm not 47, though lol

  • @Strigulino
    @Strigulino 3 роки тому +15

    “I don’t know what I’m doing but it feels AMAZING”. Mike Channell

    • @dzarsos
      @dzarsos 3 роки тому +3

      Looking like an absolute loon, cracking up at this at my desk. Whoops.

  • @annana6098
    @annana6098 3 роки тому +2

    These videos do a good job showcasing the variety of things you can do in hitman. It's a lot more freeform than I realized.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 роки тому

      yeah this time they REALLY did it three completely different ways :D

  • @jackhudson1260
    @jackhudson1260 3 роки тому +33

    Damn, last time I was this early, Mike hadn’t been compromised yet

    • @nickdejager8873
      @nickdejager8873 3 роки тому +4

      Mike had not been compromised... Does Not Compute.

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 3 роки тому +3

      @@nickdejager8873there's one bit where he isn't, I believe it is called the loading screen?

    • @omegaawakens6771
      @omegaawakens6771 3 роки тому +1

      Lol this joke is underrated

  • @bugwandis
    @bugwandis 3 роки тому +3

    Genuinely impressed at how Mike dealt with that. Much less death than expected.

  • @swiney6687
    @swiney6687 3 роки тому +4

    Love how Mike is filling the break room with so many employees taking a fire extinguisher induced "nap" ^^

  • @tsipporah7377
    @tsipporah7377 3 роки тому +44

    I've literally never been this early for anything. Has mike killed everything in sight yet? Oh he has? Cool.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 3 роки тому +12

      No, that was Jane this time.

  • @alexaaaar
    @alexaaaar 3 роки тому +5

    Part 2 of this is the birthday present I didn't know I needed. Loving this series, keep it up!

  • @HeidLander
    @HeidLander 3 роки тому +2

    3 Ways to Play is one of my fave diversions. Andy the Completionist with Mkke the Pragmatist and Jane "gotta finish fhis with flair" has been such a boon through the pandemic. Be blessed y'all and thank you.

  • @middleagedmutantninjaturtle18
    @middleagedmutantninjaturtle18 3 роки тому +41

    its been only a minute and someone is already carrying a body in mike's gameplay

  • @weasel_in_a_tophat
    @weasel_in_a_tophat 3 роки тому +23

    Merilwen's Meat Grinder
    Jane's Break Room

  • @Uniclonus
    @Uniclonus 3 роки тому +3

    Corpse pile in the poison room... I think we've found the newest and best t-shirt idea and a new band name.
    Jane continues to be the best. I need more of her playing anything

  • @brianwoodcox9878
    @brianwoodcox9878 3 роки тому +5

    The laugh at 17:41 will live in my head rent-free for the rest of my life.

    • @CorwinAlexander
      @CorwinAlexander 3 роки тому

      Especially with the “heh heh heh” build up. She started off sardonic and ended up in pure glee

  • @CorwinAlexander
    @CorwinAlexander 3 роки тому +1

    Very entertaining 3 Ways to Play. Jane’s panic about the poisoned break room was hilarious. I’ve never played but even I considered checking the air-con control panel. Panic does strange things to even hyper-intelligent people. Mike’s commitment to melee was wonderful; he honestly seemed the most adaptable and least brittle to the twists of this mission. Andy was cool and collected until it was “breach detected” and it felt like his thoughts went to “what? But I did everything right?” and it took him a bit to adapt.
    It was brilliant to watch. Looking forward to your team never giving up on 3 Ways to Play: it’s marvellous!

  • @arielpaez8959
    @arielpaez8959 3 роки тому +4

    Jane just improved on Merilwen's meat grinder!! Nicely done!

  • @kimkong1668
    @kimkong1668 3 роки тому +1

    Mike throwing the fire extinguisher at an already knocked-out (from a fire extinguisher, of course) witness had me in stitches :D

  • @raining3man
    @raining3man 3 роки тому +1

    Mike's lucky break in entering the lab is the stuff of legend

  • @MrHarryGray
    @MrHarryGray 3 роки тому +16

    The first part was 30 minutes long and went pretty smoothly, now this is an hour long so I think it’s safe to say something didn’t go according to plan *looks at Mike*

  • @XWRL6
    @XWRL6 3 роки тому +3

    I would never have imagined "'cause I'm the master of stealth" to come out of Mike's mouth.

  • @yuukicyan
    @yuukicyan 3 роки тому +4

    Andy: becomes the Clean-The-ICA assassin
    Mike: becomes a fireman
    Jane: becomes Mike
    I love this too much

  • @ZemosMacleod
    @ZemosMacleod 3 роки тому +18

    Jane, having her own underground laboratory, understandably had the easiest time entering the lab.

  • @antheathetiefling8581
    @antheathetiefling8581 3 роки тому +5

    So...
    Mike has gone from exploding everything to bashing everyone with a Fire extinguisher. .good job

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 2 роки тому +1

      Explosions are a fire safety hazard!

  • @Fennec333
    @Fennec333 3 роки тому +4

    Gonna require a supercut of every time Mike donks someone with a fire extinguisher set to appropriate music now

    • @brianschoner3350
      @brianschoner3350 3 роки тому

      I recommend "The Anvil Chorus" from Il Trovatore.

  • @bradleydoyle6752
    @bradleydoyle6752 3 роки тому

    This 3 are perfect for these videos because they all play so differently. Love watching Mike because he always gets the targets lol

  • @scorchik11
    @scorchik11 3 роки тому +4

    I like how when someone sees someone else keel over and die when they enter a room they think it’s a good idea to investigate the body even though it’s on top of many more

  • @revo1verrock
    @revo1verrock 3 роки тому +5

    50:00 - WOW.....those ICA masks sure are effective

    • @merepseu
      @merepseu 3 роки тому +1

      The ICA only does life _taking_ equipment.

  • @lewissnow7966
    @lewissnow7966 3 роки тому +4

    "Oh no they've found the corpse pile in the poison room!"
    New Tee?

  • @jaketheauroran
    @jaketheauroran 3 роки тому +4

    When everything went sideways for Andy, I was waiting for him to go "So this is what it's like being Mike?"

  • @LamasLeathercrafts
    @LamasLeathercrafts 3 роки тому +2

    @ 19:03 I laughed way more than I should’ve when Jane said “I have a dongle. Great.” 😂😂😂