Hitman Gameplay: Japan - 3 Ways to Play (Poison Sushi, AI, Defibrillator)

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  • @jedihorjus
    @jedihorjus 8 років тому +872

    Jane: Collecting information.
    Andy: Hasn't left his hotel room yet.
    Mike: Has already been compromised.

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 6 років тому +69

      Or...
      Jane: Collecting information
      Andy: Making mental preparations
      Mike: Being Mike

    • @derwentalia
      @derwentalia 6 років тому +45

      or...
      Jane: Captain Kirk after Star Trek beyond
      Mike: Captain Kirk before he joined the federation and left earth
      Andy: Jar Jar Binks

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 6 років тому +7

      Derwan talia at least Mike is self aware of it
      I don't know much about Star Trek so I don't know what Spock or Kirk are like

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому +12

      derwen talia Andy: Woops! Me-sa not know sushi poisoned!
      *throws donor heart in bin* Woopsa-daisy!

    • @InsanityContainmentz
      @InsanityContainmentz 3 роки тому +3

      Or…
      Jane: Homer in the ending to that tree house of horror segment on the boat
      Mike: the main killer in scream
      Andy: classic sponge-bob Patric

  • @logancunningham9498
    @logancunningham9498 8 років тому +168

    Andy takes a moment to reflect, while Mike immediately starts a fight in the bathroom. About what I expected.

  • @domlocke3845
    @domlocke3845 8 років тому +256

    "My diagnosis is Cowboy Bust to the head, troubling prognosis, maybe you should sleep on it?" he said before choking out another guy. Well done Andy, well done, on a scale of 1-10 that is 80's action movie, which naturally is like a 50. I tip my metaphorical fedora to you, good sir.

  • @palthea6468
    @palthea6468 8 років тому +562

    "It's to die for! ". Agent 47 is as subtle as scar from the lion king

  • @nicholascross3557
    @nicholascross3557 8 років тому +308

    Jane went overboard on balconies.
    Andy's mission was almost a total bust.
    Mike managed a surgical strike.
    Don't know about anyone else, but I was impressed. :)

    • @elusivejet2846
      @elusivejet2846 8 років тому +7

      Nicholas Cross Total bust best pun ever

    • @invalidusername6809
      @invalidusername6809 8 років тому

      Nicholas Cross but Andys plan succeeded

    • @Justin-bd1dr
      @Justin-bd1dr 8 років тому +5

      +The Dynamic Kitten joke is that he used the cowboy bust

    • @Peertje304
      @Peertje304 8 років тому +3

      overboard, balconies. I see what you did there

    • @invalidusername6809
      @invalidusername6809 8 років тому +2

      Yeah but the joke doesn't work because he succeeded, it would work if he had failed. You're going to need a new joke for Andy sorry

  • @KazeNinja17
    @KazeNinja17 8 років тому +168

    Mike: Sad by not being allowed a gun.
    Andy: Obsessed with automatic toilet lid and toilet buttons.
    Jane: Mini-shampoos to steal.

  • @gundamheavyarms766
    @gundamheavyarms766 8 років тому +635

    Jane, the reason the extract blood method didn't work is because you didn't dress up as a vampire magician.

    • @src248
      @src248 8 років тому +107

      Or because she ignored the "select procedure" prompt.... but probably what you said :P

    • @Exevium
      @Exevium 8 років тому +3

      Ha! I got that reference...

    • @danielcampbell3178
      @danielcampbell3178 8 років тому

      Sander Kamp Reference to die for

    • @josephadkins4055
      @josephadkins4055 8 років тому +21

      It was actually because the hospital used inadequate vacuum systems. Adequate vacuum systems can empty the human body of blood in 11 seconds.

    • @rightwingofthenuthouse
      @rightwingofthenuthouse 8 років тому +1

      +Joseph Adkins I get it

  • @callmehanson9466
    @callmehanson9466 8 років тому +295

    Imagine if Mike found the Katana. I'm pretty sure everybody would just be dead from him chucking it at people's heads.

    • @Szceith
      @Szceith 8 років тому +14

      Nah, it would just bounce off their heads. Mike seems to have a problem with throwing in this game

    • @cloeshmoroz4512
      @cloeshmoroz4512 6 років тому +14

      I wonder if there's a cheeky Kill Bill related achivement if you're in the biker suit+helmet using the katana

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 5 років тому +14

      @@cloeshmoroz4512 there's an entire challenge section for the biker suit

    • @darkamora5123
      @darkamora5123 4 роки тому +6

      @@cloeshmoroz4512 believe it's called "Crazy 88s" for killing the masked bodyguards in the biker outfit.

    • @_._---.
      @_._---. 4 роки тому +9

      @@cloeshmoroz4512 ​ @Cloesh Moroz Yes! There's a challenge called 'The Groom' which consists of killing Yuki with a katana and the biker suit and completing the contract with Silent Assassin rating. Referencing The Bride from Kill Bill.

  • @samperryman167
    @samperryman167 8 років тому +470

    "This must be where they keep all the science"
    Yes Jane, I reckon that they have at least 7 science stored there.

    • @sanoboss3935
      @sanoboss3935 8 років тому +40

      Which gives you about +5 INT

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 7 років тому +32

      Or if you mix them all into a delicious smoothie and drink it, you get a +4 to Specific Knowledge: Science Stuff.

    • @coolkid760
      @coolkid760 6 років тому +1

      Sam Perryman k

  • @N0PainN0Strain
    @N0PainN0Strain 8 років тому +281

    Andy adding more to oxbox catchphrases
    "Can everything shut up?"
    "So many toilet options"
    "Good suggestion tv"
    And my favourite "looking out over this mountain I think to myself "is all the killing really worth it?" FIREWORKS"

    • @strangerdangrrr4052
      @strangerdangrrr4052 8 років тому +14

      lol that last one rolls off the tongue

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 8 років тому +14

      Er, just here's a little writing tip: a quotation within a quotation uses 's instead of "s. Makes it a little less confusing.

    • @joeychris3123
      @joeychris3123 5 років тому +7

      Hi health inspector this is for coughing in the soup.

    • @michaelpirrone
      @michaelpirrone 4 роки тому

      It's a shame we never got a "so many toilet options" official t-shirt.

  • @Ecofreak96
    @Ecofreak96 8 років тому +359

    As a Texan I take great offense at the depiction of my fellows in this mission. That guy didn't fire any shotguns, walked instead of riding a horse, or give a single "yee-haw." Honestly it's like they're not even trying!

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 4 роки тому +19

      And he should be eating steak at the restaurant

    • @pkoyote
      @pkoyote 2 роки тому +3

      Per Absolution, the Dexters are from South Dakota

    • @foxtrot-Luv
      @foxtrot-Luv Рік тому

      its ok bud. im pretty sure i saw a cowboy hat... ya got that going for ya right?

  • @totalcreativegaming6681
    @totalcreativegaming6681 3 роки тому +21

    Haha, loving Andy’s quips “Hi, Health Inspector, this is for coughing in the soup.” while choking out a chef.
    “My diagnosis is cowboy bust to the head. Troubling prognosis, maybe should sleep on it.” while choking out a doctor.

  • @TheRIsForRizzo
    @TheRIsForRizzo 7 років тому +61

    Andy and Jane: "Wow, this view and setting is amazing! How important is this assassination?"
    Mike: "Ugh, they wouldn't let me bring guns in here."

  • @kirausagni
    @kirausagni 7 років тому +92

    Jane and Mike : Trying to assassinate the targets
    Andy : On vacation

    • @patience1926
      @patience1926 5 років тому +5

      Kirausagni lol yet he’s the best assassin. He wasn’t even trying yet he got closest to silent assassin.

  • @elPominator
    @elPominator 8 років тому +129

    you know, as someone who works in the security industry, I never realised it was JANE who I should be most worried about, well, lesson learned!
    note to self, avoid Jane, and ledges

  • @AstartesGaming
    @AstartesGaming 8 років тому +245

    "This must be where they keep all the science"

  • @martinaromerov.1342
    @martinaromerov.1342 5 років тому +22

    If this was an assasin company, this is would be the Killing Trio members's positions:
    Mike: genocide guy, lethal, but unprofessional and always gets out of hand. Has fair knowledge on the matter.
    Jane: fairly new assasin intern who wants to get the job done but feels pretty bad when killing innocents. Pretty creative.
    Andy: the Main Assasin. That one who is so good it's surreal. The guy who's surprisingly the creepiest because he is so chill, murdering his target with a calm face and then going outside the balcony to admire the view. Making filosophic questions while pointing at thd back of someone's head. Leaving no witnesses, no evidence, nothing but a ghost's tracks.

  • @pixlpolrbear638
    @pixlpolrbear638 8 років тому +22

    Two minutes in Mike is already compromised and fighting people; and Andy is enjoying/being amazed by his room!

  • @aubrey_d
    @aubrey_d 8 років тому +256

    Do you get an achievement if you kill the targets in the motorcyclist outfit with a katana? Because the outfit is totally referencing Kill Bill

    • @MateusRizzo13
      @MateusRizzo13 8 років тому +14

      Woof Beagleton Only on contracts mode

    • @TheMonsterConsumingMe
      @TheMonsterConsumingMe 8 років тому

      Woof Beagleton yeah I noticed that too

    • @SuperDaniel354
      @SuperDaniel354 8 років тому +14

      Yeah it's even called Crazy 8, you get it for killing 8 of the masked bodyguards as targets.

    • @dann011rblx2
      @dann011rblx2 7 років тому +1

      Woof Beagleton there's another way for Yuki, shoot the gondola but first you shoot the glass of the gondola hallway from the suite then shoot the wires of the cable for the gondola like the gondolas z shaped connector

    • @wilddamon2
      @wilddamon2 7 років тому +5

      Late reply, but there's a set of challenges that reward you with a katana and all the names of the challenges as well as the actual challenges themselves in that category are all references to kill bill

  • @NathanWeeks
    @NathanWeeks 8 років тому +145

    How did Jane get "No Bodies Found" points? There is literally a ring of corpses surrounding that hotel!

    • @lisawife1970
      @lisawife1970 7 років тому +19

      Nathan Weeks if it's considered an accident the bodies don't get considered found, that's if there targets anyway

    • @dnatsrednUouYoD
      @dnatsrednUouYoD 7 років тому +4

      shadowplayer8 they're

    • @Exodiant
      @Exodiant 7 років тому +13

      Exactly. They weren't in the hotel

  • @code.name.sasquatch
    @code.name.sasquatch 8 років тому +22

    this is hilarious. Jane's exploring, Andy hasn't even left the room yet and Mike...has target lockdown already lol

  • @NightyKnight2
    @NightyKnight2 8 років тому +28

    2,5 min into the game:
    Jane - decides to get to work
    Andy - enjoys the view
    Mike - has already knocked out three people

  • @Exevium
    @Exevium 8 років тому +170

    Within 3 minutes Mike was already in combat. You're slacking dude. Could've easily done that in 2 minutes.

    • @personman2965
      @personman2965 7 років тому +4

      GameJunkie Andy is usually better at most games from what I've seen so far

  • @nicholasavasthi9879
    @nicholasavasthi9879 8 років тому +58

    "Some level designer put that balcony there for a reason. Seems a shame to waste it" Jane's gone Mike.

  • @thegrimm54321
    @thegrimm54321 8 років тому +94

    As a Texan, I can confirm that that is what we wear on a daily basis. We even have a hat that matches our long johns when we go to bed.

    • @Szceith
      @Szceith 8 років тому +8

      Is it a woollen hat?

    • @thegrimm54321
      @thegrimm54321 8 років тому +17

      Szceith
      10 gallon knit cap, actually

    • @aushina6360
      @aushina6360 7 років тому +4

      As another Texas, I can back this up.

  • @nemoku1071
    @nemoku1071 8 років тому +87

    It shouldn't be no surprise that men were just falling head over heals for Jane...over 20 story balconies...

  • @MaddRook
    @MaddRook 8 років тому +174

    Talk about dying of a broken heart.

    • @radusocol2613
      @radusocol2613 8 років тому +1

      Damien Turtlerma Best comment I've seen all day :D

    • @majorl2246
      @majorl2246 8 років тому +1

      +1, sir ;)

  • @jamesjames6422
    @jamesjames6422 8 років тому +51

    When Jane has more non target kills than mike, something has gone terribly wrong with the balance of the world.

    • @psixi2668
      @psixi2668 6 років тому +14

      Balconies. Balconies disrupt the balance of the world. Poor Jane

  • @jackkanoff9676
    @jackkanoff9676 8 років тому +165

    Wow two minutes into the vid and mikes already killed someone

    • @ConquerorofallZombie
      @ConquerorofallZombie 8 років тому +48

      I know! Took him long enough!

    • @gosportjamie
      @gosportjamie 8 років тому +26

      Not having a gun available right from the start really stifled his artistic spirit... To be honest, I'm surprised he hasn't found a way to kill Diana yet...

    • @AlphaOmega1237
      @AlphaOmega1237 8 років тому +15

      That was the only non-target he killed too! Man's losing his touch.

    • @Szceith
      @Szceith 8 років тому +34

      Yeah, but at least Jane covered for him by throwing all those people off balconies

    • @gosportjamie
      @gosportjamie 8 років тому +11

      Szceith True, Mike's clearly rubbing off on her...

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 8 років тому +164

    4th way: stab everyone with the sword. Stealth gameplay at its finest.

    • @leeworley6727
      @leeworley6727 8 років тому +3

      Lucas M dishonered was like that lol

    • @Titan-gs6cf
      @Titan-gs6cf 8 років тому +1

      Lee Worley every Bethesda game with a stealth option is like that.

    • @leeworley6727
      @leeworley6727 8 років тому

      gatorgaming11 in dishonered you never have to kill anybody you can just knock everyone out

    • @AlphaOmega1237
      @AlphaOmega1237 8 років тому +6

      Or you can hurl people into walls and feed them to your rat demons. :D

    • @lucasm.3864
      @lucasm.3864 8 років тому

      AlphaOmega1237 That's the DLC for this game... or modders are going crazy.

  • @josehhyeet5786
    @josehhyeet5786 7 років тому +43

    'Hi, health inspector. This is for coughing in the soup'
    *chokes chef*
    fucking Andy 😂😂😂

  • @jesskean207
    @jesskean207 8 років тому +38

    When Mike is asking why a machine has a function to brutally murder someone you really have to question the machine's designers.

  • @vladpintea440
    @vladpintea440 8 років тому +75

    Mike, seriously? 2 minutes and 30 seconds and we're already getting red-handed with tampering with bodies. is this a new record?

  • @avadridonovani4724
    @avadridonovani4724 8 років тому +7

    The ways you all killed that last dude was very indicative of your play styles. Mike turns the surgery machine into a murder robot, Jane finds the right combination to turn it into an electric table, and Andy kills him remotely by taking away his only hope of continued life... well done

  • @Chooch1080
    @Chooch1080 8 років тому +159

    I guess you could call Andy a "Heartbreaker"....eh......EH!!!

  • @idontknowwhatiknew4394
    @idontknowwhatiknew4394 8 років тому +84

    So to survive any assassination I just need to make my lair really nice and full of gadgets so the assassins decide to just have a break. Now, how do I interior design?

    • @zootingayer753
      @zootingayer753 8 років тому +40

      build you lair on the side of a mountain so assassins are distracted by an amazing view

    • @dednicat
      @dednicat 8 років тому +21

      Now, how do you billionaire?

    • @aidanedwards8931
      @aidanedwards8931 Рік тому

      Rob banks

  • @jktalaska2533
    @jktalaska2533 8 років тому +37

    Andy and Jane: spend the first ten minutes looking at the view.
    Mike: Kill his way into the morgue to get the Japanese movie referential motorcycle suit.
    Why am I not surprised?

  • @jackmoorin1983
    @jackmoorin1983 8 років тому +9

    Jane, the scientist: Ah, this must be where they keep the science! Shiny and clean!

  • @crocodilerock4662
    @crocodilerock4662 7 років тому +8

    I love it. Jane uses hacking skills to systematically overcharge the life support systems to fry the dude. Andy seeks out and finds the rare heart that would save the guys life and destroys it. What does Mike do?
    "Oh a computer room"
    *yanks out a bunch of wires and shit*
    "Oh a control panel"
    *mashes buttons*
    "Oh no it killed him! How unfortunate!"

  • @Haibing22
    @Haibing22 8 років тому +8

    Andy and Jane: Look at the view! It's amazing
    Mike: So, when do I start shooting?

  • @skippy7865
    @skippy7865 8 років тому +112

    The machine stabbing him to death was pretty gruesome to see.

    • @src248
      @src248 8 років тому +15

      The extract blood one that Jane completely failed to do is even worse

    • @skippy7865
      @skippy7865 8 років тому +3

      Steven Chabot oh no hahaha. I imagine she'd missed seeing the options button whilst extracting blood

    • @radusocol2613
      @radusocol2613 8 років тому +11

      Josh Stanton The extract blood one is a bit more subtle because you plunge one of the robotic needles/arms/whatever you wanna call them into his heart and then extract all the blood from it, it was great. The machine mangling him to death was more vicious though

    • @rileyrusso8518
      @rileyrusso8518 7 років тому +1

      agreed

    • @rileyrusso8518
      @rileyrusso8518 7 років тому +1

      that the drain all of the blood method is brutal

  • @declankennedy4379
    @declankennedy4379 8 років тому +16

    It must be hard to get to the balcony if you have a HAL 9000
    "Open the balcony doors, HAL"
    "I'm sorry Agent 47, I'm afraid I can't do that."

  • @blujade1278
    @blujade1278 8 років тому +20

    Jane: "yeah, is this where you keep the science?"

  • @ghostbl33d65
    @ghostbl33d65 8 років тому +46

    *Mike*:(pisses off everyone and gets compromised.)
    *Jane*:(gleefully pushes people off ledges.)
    *Andy*: How do we do this?(rips out heart.)
    *Andy*: oh OK that works.

  • @stormtrooper5965
    @stormtrooper5965 7 років тому +12

    "Okay. Just f*** it into a bin. That works." ._.

  • @jnovi86
    @jnovi86 8 років тому +4

    not being able to bring a gun in has certainly not stopped Mike from Miking the level. Love it!

  • @jamesglancey8785
    @jamesglancey8785 8 років тому +34

    There's NOR-WAY she could have survived that fall!

  • @Peertje304
    @Peertje304 8 років тому +25

    lol ''hi, health inspector. this is for coughing in the soup!''

  • @Add_Infinitum
    @Add_Infinitum 8 років тому +5

    I think Andy was in rare form today. Also, "This must be where they keep all the science," seems much more like a Mike line than a Jane line.

  • @calvincaesar6182
    @calvincaesar6182 7 років тому +4

    The first few minutes
    Andy : Relaxing and enjoying the views
    Jane : Taking a walk while planning which "sushi" shall she eat
    Mike : "punching a security in the face that just doing their job and go into combat"
    Brilliant!

  • @MatthewAshworth
    @MatthewAshworth 7 років тому

    I really love how these videos are edited and put together. Phenomenal timing, and perfectly shows so much contrast in each OXer's playstyle.

  • @TardisCoreST
    @TardisCoreST 8 років тому +8

    How comes from all the ways to kill the target Mike always chooses the most bloody, messy and horrible one? You just turned this episode into futuristic horror movie! :D

  • @totallynotapuffball9119
    @totallynotapuffball9119 8 років тому +6

    "This must be where they keep all the science, it's so shiny and clean." That disdain in the last word! She must hate the city of glass.

  • @BobbinandGuidoShow
    @BobbinandGuidoShow 8 років тому +11

    "are you proud of me, mum?" for some reason, that line above all others made me spit my earl grey everywhere!

  • @readysteadywhoa
    @readysteadywhoa 7 років тому +36

    So.... did 47 just have a wig handy or did he just scalp the hospital director?

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 5 років тому +10

      Nah the director was wearing the wig.

  • @shamrockboy21
    @shamrockboy21 8 років тому +3

    I think the gang gave us all their tag lines for the type of assassin they are Jane: That was painless...I mean...for me. Andy: Right, I think I'll go back to my suite. Mike: Hey! You over there! Don't look at me.

  • @bandersnatchbeauty9692
    @bandersnatchbeauty9692 2 роки тому +2

    Jane: Amazing shampoos to steal.
    Agent 47: 😐

  • @TheManOfManyNames373
    @TheManOfManyNames373 8 років тому +8

    That hospital is a better hotel than most of the hotels I've been to.

  • @tkdkid32
    @tkdkid32 7 років тому +26

    it would be cool if they add a difficulty where you have to play as a woman. meaning all of the disguises that you can use are the ones work by females. just an idea. obviously it's not agent 47. But they could figure something out. I don't think fans could get more pissed about the mythos since the movie

    • @gamesandglory1648
      @gamesandglory1648 4 роки тому +13

      reversed roles with 47 as handler

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 3 роки тому +8

      @@gamesandglory1648
      A perfect excuse to hear him talk more.

    • @tristanraine
      @tristanraine Рік тому +2

      @@Alizudo Diana Burnwood as an assassin is super interesting, it's not like she's never killed before.

  • @berlinoisette3532
    @berlinoisette3532 8 років тому +7

    I can't believe Andy was so much faster than Jane and Mike. There is a spectacular life lesson in this whole 3-Ways-to-Play: Enjoy the view, take your time, keep cool - and you'll do great!

  • @ethanlappin
    @ethanlappin 5 років тому +1

    Mike and Jane are orchestrating two murders, Andy is just enjoying a nice holiday

  • @charliesteele4774
    @charliesteele4774 8 років тому +10

    I've been patiently waiting for this all day.
    I'm not sure weather that means I have a sad life, or you people are very entertaining.
    Probably a bit of both.

  • @joeywild2011
    @joeywild2011 7 років тому +6

    10:00 I used to think people were joking about Jane's serial killer murder-loving tendencies, but damn...

  • @Commanderd2007
    @Commanderd2007 5 років тому +3

    Can’t stop laughing at 25:30 when Andy just yeets the heart into the bin!

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 6 років тому +5

    I love how, at the very beginning, Jane and Andy are totally distracted by how luxurious the suite is (Andy especially), while Mike gets straight to business! . . .The business of being compromised and having to knock people out everywhere, but still. What I find amusing is that JANE is the one who technically went "full Mike" in this episode when it comes to non-target kills (RIP, all those security guards standing on balconies), and yet she STILL scored better than he did. XD I also find it amusing that Andy never even got NEAR Eric -- his method of assassination was a simple "let's crush this heart with my bare hands and wang it into a bin." . . .Okay, maybe that's not so simple, but you get the point. I'm glad Mike's the one who did the AI out of control death, though -- it feels him.

  • @jedimaster2cool
    @jedimaster2cool 8 років тому +67

    Does a place like this really exist? I want to visit or go on vacation there?

    • @TheCavernwolf
      @TheCavernwolf 8 років тому +11

      NO WAY. really!?!

    • @xAssassin24
      @xAssassin24 8 років тому +40

      Alpha Morty what? I thought Japan was only in anime and video games

    • @blackrazer22
      @blackrazer22 8 років тому +4

      A place like this would cost an arm, leg, and your first born. If you can do without those, you can go.

    • @nexthewargamer1024
      @nexthewargamer1024 8 років тому +9

      does it have to be my arm and leg?

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 8 років тому +1

      Well what else you got?

  • @donmakaron
    @donmakaron 8 років тому

    Love how Andy and Jane are walking around enjoying the view and Mike is all about the guns and bodycount right from the beginning!

  • @ruzzyshuya4832
    @ruzzyshuya4832 6 років тому +1

    Mike gets seen in the motorcycle outfit as wanted. Sets to 'Arresting'. Cut.
    Cut back to Mike running away from another body in a different outfit going "okay".
    Gotta love the editing.

  • @Mrbones1102
    @Mrbones1102 8 років тому +3

    Andy Andy Andy. I love the way you play. "What? Time to kill someone? Nah I think I'll just have a lie down". Or "I managed to kill everyone and break the security footage all without getting caught? It's such a bummer I had to give up that swag drummer outfit. I must go back for it"

    • @Mrbones1102
      @Mrbones1102 8 років тому +2

      "Oh my god, I've got a HAL" 1:00 Made me get salted margarita up my nose!

    • @Mrbones1102
      @Mrbones1102 8 років тому +2

      "Oh my god. Look how many buttons. I have so many toilet options!" I can't anymore... Too good

    • @Mrbones1102
      @Mrbones1102 8 років тому +2

      "Good suggestion TV, I'm going to go do that" I'm such an Andy fanboy now

    • @Mrbones1102
      @Mrbones1102 8 років тому +2

      "Hi! Health inspector. This is for coughing in the soup"

    • @Mrbones1102
      @Mrbones1102 8 років тому +2

      "Right, I am on my way to poison the sushi but I'm just going to wait for this guy to get off DDR so I can have a go" It's like your just so good at the game that it just doesn't matter anymore

  • @DrkLrdVdr
    @DrkLrdVdr 8 років тому

    This series is the whole reason I started watching and subscribed to OX. I hope they continue to play any elusive targets and, when it releases, season two of hitman.

  • @belvederejehosophat173
    @belvederejehosophat173 8 років тому +1

    Christ, watching Mike play is always the best.

  • @TorilAzzalini-Machecler
    @TorilAzzalini-Machecler 8 років тому +6

    Jane is confirmed psychopath when she pushes these guys off the ledge though. 10/10, chilling commentary, just don't try to do it irl in the oxbox office

    • @combineadvisor572
      @combineadvisor572 Рік тому

      Or when she was clicking the "Extract Blood" button that didn't work and was confused

  • @djid10t95
    @djid10t95 8 років тому +2

    The view from the balcony was spectacular

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 8 років тому +3

    Wow, those balconies must be pretty enchanting. They got Jane to use near-Mikish tactics whenever they were around.

  • @Amiga-gq4xx
    @Amiga-gq4xx 4 роки тому +1

    Everybody: I wanna enjoy this place
    Mike: *amazed by toilet*

  • @Skywalker0-3
    @Skywalker0-3 8 років тому +29

    did you guys know that an oxbox video is used as college lecture material at the college I attend?! how awesome is that?

    • @CCartman69
      @CCartman69 8 років тому

      Which video? What topic was it for?

    • @Skywalker0-3
      @Skywalker0-3 8 років тому +11

      Core Brute it was the Mafia 3 gameplay one and it's for a transmedia course

    • @polkarrty
      @polkarrty 8 років тому +9

      Skywalker0-3 Fowl thats fucking incredible

    • @radusocol2613
      @radusocol2613 8 років тому +3

      Really? That's amazing!

  • @originallmoney9099
    @originallmoney9099 8 років тому

    I will say, of the Yuki Yamazaki kills, Mike gets a 10 for presentation. That shot of the sky and the mountain as Mike throws her over the railing is just beautiful.

  • @incognitoburrito6020
    @incognitoburrito6020 6 років тому

    The snaps back and forth between Andy and Jane's wandering around the hotel and enjoying the views and luxury to Mike's utter chaos as he gets into fistfights with the guards never fails to make me laugh.

  • @SonoBryce
    @SonoBryce 8 років тому

    My favorite series is back! I love 3 ways to Play. Its such a simple concept, but you guys do it so well.

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 8 років тому +3

    These Hitman videos have awesome editing.

  • @Alyssa-gw5sr
    @Alyssa-gw5sr 7 років тому

    My absolute favorite. Andy is an absolute gem in this, but really everyone is. Lovely.

  • @chaseryans4808
    @chaseryans4808 7 років тому +2

    "Hey. Health inspector." ^snaps neck^ "that's for coughing in the soup"

  • @alanjhonson2298
    @alanjhonson2298 7 років тому +2

    I love these 😂 Andy's such a ghost, Jane tries to be but occasionally messes up and mikes just a butcher

  • @MrJinzoJr
    @MrJinzoJr 8 років тому +4

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who enjoyed pissing around with the toilet... no pun intended.

  • @cordeliaseil
    @cordeliaseil 7 років тому +8

    What kind of hospital lets the CHIEF SURGEON suffer from trembling hands?

    • @gamesandglory1648
      @gamesandglory1648 4 роки тому +3

      the one that has the chief surgeon just select options on a robot

  • @KatieTP
    @KatieTP 8 років тому +7

    I'm sad this is the last mission solely because I love these let's plays!
    Maybe Jane can use some of her power to convince Square Enix to make more? 😏

    •  8 років тому

      Katie Penkert You're in luck.

    • @Lots43
      @Lots43 8 років тому

      There ARE other Hitman games. Please, Outside XBox guys and girls, play those!

    • @lisawife1970
      @lisawife1970 7 років тому +1

      Katie Penkert season two, nothings been confirmed, but square Enid have acknowledged it and I think it might be being produced

    • @tristanraine
      @tristanraine Рік тому

      This aged well.

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 8 років тому +3

    You know something's amiss when Mike marvels at the amount of blood and gore that spews from one of his murder victims.

  • @warblyzombie
    @warblyzombie 8 років тому +17

    Jane has become Mike 2.0

    • @populousclone7330
      @populousclone7330 6 років тому +1

      Warbly Zombie but she didn't blow anything up?

  • @draegur
    @draegur 4 роки тому

    I only recently found these and I really love them. Hitman is such a fun game and it gets all of you in it in different ways (kudos to the video editing!).

  • @Bennett_SL
    @Bennett_SL 8 років тому

    Major praise on the editing of this. Andy appreciating a tranquil view cut against Mike... well... just being Mike

  • @populousclone7330
    @populousclone7330 6 років тому +4

    Jane I am VERY disappointed that you didn't use the katana as EVEN a distraction!!!
    If Mike would have found it there would be blood dripping through the roof!!

  • @arlojukes9589
    @arlojukes9589 7 років тому +8

    this must be where they keep all the science
    -Jane 2016

  • @oldmaidplaysgames
    @oldmaidplaysgames 8 років тому +55

    Seriously a lack of puns.
    "It was a view to die for."

    • @oldmaidplaysgames
      @oldmaidplaysgames 8 років тому +12

      "What a killer view."
      "He died of a broken heart."
      "His death was shocking!"

    • @jasonnchuleft894
      @jasonnchuleft894 8 років тому +14

      Can't believe Andy missed the obvious: "I guess his heart just wasn't in it?"

    • @Peertje304
      @Peertje304 8 років тому +2

      srsly? not even ''a view for a kill''?

    • @Hhesu
      @Hhesu 7 років тому +1

      Yamazaki says that herself if you do a yoga lesson with her.

    • @maltainu3621
      @maltainu3621 6 років тому

      I'm dying of laughter

  • @SohiTheTinyKittenHuman
    @SohiTheTinyKittenHuman 5 років тому +2

    Honestly Mike did really well in this lol I shouldn’t be so surprised lol.

  • @Adoriaclub47
    @Adoriaclub47 5 років тому +1

    This is so fun...today was my first play through and I stumbled around this level like someone who has forgotten where his car is in a 5 level parking lot...really was lucky to complete the mission and at least some opportunities

  • @domlocke3845
    @domlocke3845 8 років тому +2

    Sweet 2001 reference starting at 21:49, it even did the thing where HAL starts talking about his make, model, and where he was manufactured. Hitman No Subtitle: Film Nerd approved.

  • @Ten80pete
    @Ten80pete 5 років тому

    Love it!
    Mike looks at corpse in pool of her own splattered blood: “Ooo... That’s magnific... horrible.”

  • @Ac0303
    @Ac0303 8 років тому +1

    mike coming to terms with his bloody murders was unexpected

  • @Exodiant
    @Exodiant 7 років тому +9

    Jane: *getting on with it*
    Andy: *on holiday*
    Mike: *has killed/subdued multiple people and is being hunted*
    Seems about right

  • @tsupertsunami4250
    @tsupertsunami4250 8 років тому

    Please don't stop this lets play! These are my favorite videos y'all do! Okay thanks.