Hitman 2: Isle of Sgail 3 Ways to Play! (Knight Armor, Iron Maiden, Ancient Necklace) Ep. 1/2

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  • Hitman 2 gameplay from mission The Ark Society, set on the gloomy Isle of Sgail, where Agent 47 must assassinate twin targets Zoe and Sophia Washington at swanky party for a doomsday cult. Witness Andy, Jane and Mike whack the first target with a medieval iron maiden, an antique necklace and a bloody great broadsword in the first episode of this Hitman 2 mission.
    Episode two now available!
    Hitman 2: Isle of Sgail 3 Ways to Play! (Phoenix Burning, Silent Assassin, Suit of Armor) Ep. 2/2
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 642

  • @Thomaz0r
    @Thomaz0r 5 років тому +865

    Imagine being at a party for people who secretly run the world, talking about manipulating stocks and which of your pals you're gonna make PM, when suddenly you get blitz attacked by a medieval knight with a broad sword

    • @ethanlappin
      @ethanlappin 5 років тому +69

      Sounds like about half of all Scooby Doo episodes 😂

    • @RijaMo
      @RijaMo 5 років тому +26

      I wouldnt be mad tbh

    • @peanut5356
      @peanut5356 5 років тому +19

      @@ethanlappin Boi you better watch how you talk about scooby doo.

    • @JoelGetzhasauselessurl
      @JoelGetzhasauselessurl 5 років тому +70

      Especially one yelling "Dark Soooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllsssssssss!"
      "Praise the sun."

    • @hetalianotaku7103
      @hetalianotaku7103 3 роки тому +5

      Eh, standard procedure.

  • @AlphaOrion98
    @AlphaOrion98 5 років тому +878

    This is two ways to play hitman and then mike playing dark souls

    • @vietnam.4
      @vietnam.4 5 років тому +18

      Andy sounds like he has already played it so it’s kinda like it’s one person playing

    • @DevilboyScooby
      @DevilboyScooby 4 роки тому +22

      @@vietnam.4 typically Andy is the method player, Jane your average, and Mike very casual.

    • @gromaxe
      @gromaxe 4 роки тому +6

      @@DevilboyScooby Mike gits gud

    • @Wombatypvs
      @Wombatypvs 9 місяців тому +3

      @@gromaxe UA-cam is offering me an option to translate your comment to English, and what it apparently says is "Mike, god damn it!" Which is also appropriate.

    • @Alsebra
      @Alsebra 7 місяців тому

      ​@@DevilboyScooby, you're correct in your assessment...but so is the person to whom you responded. I think the only response of Andy's that was a genuine response is his assassination of Tamara Vidal in Mendoza...but that doesn't necessarily mean that he hadn't already played the level at least once (just that he'd never done that opportunity).

  • @samjamwich
    @samjamwich 5 років тому +243

    Mike: "What does that big circle mean? I have never seen that big circle before"
    Mike has literally never seen an icon that appears only when you're successfully blending in. That's so Mike.

  • @glenward2539
    @glenward2539 5 років тому +475

    Mike defeats Boss with Broadsword...
    "Praise the Sun!"

    • @Zoso14892
      @Zoso14892 5 років тому +8

      It was a zweihander, I only hope Andy developed the same twitch I did every time he said that.

    • @ethanhogan2463
      @ethanhogan2463 5 років тому +13

      @@Zoso14892 To be fair to Mike, it was literally labeled as a broadsword when he picked it up

    • @Zoso14892
      @Zoso14892 5 років тому

      @@ethanhogan2463 the pickup text said zweihander though?

    • @Zoso14892
      @Zoso14892 5 років тому +9

      @@ethanhogan2463 I've just seen it on the second video, you are correct. I guess I can't fault Mike for repeating what the game says eh?

  • @jeffreywells1832
    @jeffreywells1832 5 років тому +608

    Mike and Andy may differ wildly, but their identical opening moves show that they can at least agree on what's important: killer threads.
    Pun unintended.

    • @TheLeninTrain
      @TheLeninTrain 5 років тому +41

      Does the subduing make the wearer a fashion victim? 😋

    • @jeffreywells1832
      @jeffreywells1832 5 років тому +7

      SoyBatman - Absolutely! 🙂

    • @Storyman09
      @Storyman09 5 років тому +9

      SoyBatman And their murders are now fashion crimes.

  • @jeiillson
    @jeiillson 5 років тому +325

    Mike would be the guy who gets yelled at for not littering
    Security: "Hey pick that up!"
    Mike: "ITS IN THE BIN!!"

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 5 років тому +11

      +Ron A I don't think doomsday cults are big on recycling. Saving the environment isn't really their thing.

    • @wamblingwimblingwumblingwo3392
      @wamblingwimblingwumblingwo3392 5 років тому +27

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human But ... Andy's opportunity was literally about the cult going green.

  • @sirrichiofawesome9617
    @sirrichiofawesome9617 5 років тому +396

    Mike, you've never seen that large circle because you've never tried to blend before.

  • @mog-myownbestfriend
    @mog-myownbestfriend 5 років тому +360

    The amount of sass in 47's "Nay" was so toxic I'm shocked it didn't kill the target outright.

  • @sirrichiofawesome9617
    @sirrichiofawesome9617 5 років тому +590

    *watches as Andy plays this mission the same way I did... Ah yes, I did it the right way... *watches Mike murder half the level dressed as a Knight... Or did I?

    • @DanStaal
      @DanStaal 5 років тому +86

      I've come to realize, it takes a *lot* of skill to play the way Mike does...

    • @patience1926
      @patience1926 5 років тому +14

      Daniel Staal I agree to disagree. Chaos is a ladder after all. All you have to do is let it go and it would ascend on its own.

    • @d2factotum
      @d2factotum 5 років тому +50

      Clanking his way around the level in a suit of armour killing people with thrown swords has to be peak Mike...

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 років тому +8

      Doth thou doubt thy judgement?

    • @DanStaal
      @DanStaal 5 років тому +28

      @@patience1926 Yes - but Hitman is designed for that chaos to be at the detriment of the player, typically overwhelming them. It takes skill to guide and use the chaos and walk out the other side without failing the mission.
      It's far easier to complete the mission playing like Andy than it is playing like Mike.

  • @thecadaver
    @thecadaver 5 років тому +733

    How bad is your relationship when you can't tell your boyfriend has been replaced by an imposter, when he's the only person at a masked ball NOT wearing a mask?

    • @jhsand1515
      @jhsand1515 5 років тому +79

      Apparently every white man looks identical.

    • @azureskyblade1106
      @azureskyblade1106 5 років тому +60

      @@jhsand1515 And has the same exact voice.

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 5 років тому +133

      @@jhsand1515 I'm assuming 47 just has powers that enable him to blend perfectly into a disguise. Would explain why he could effortlessly play an Indian foreman, an Indian tailor and an Indian barber.

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 5 років тому +118

      @Hush The acting world lost it's greatest ever talent when 47 when into Hitman-ing.
      He has flawlessly played Indian tailors, a South American drug baron's bodyguards, world famous drummers, Japanese yoga teachers, doomsday cultists and hippies.
      His acting range is phenomenal.

    • @clownsoftheearth
      @clownsoftheearth 5 років тому +34

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human . . . So what you're telling me, is agent 47 is Ben Kingsley if he retired?

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 5 років тому +613

    A moment of silence for Andy's endless patience at editing together these monstrosities of videos.

    • @samjamwich
      @samjamwich 5 років тому +20

      F

    • @phylion6067
      @phylion6067 5 років тому +20

      After seeing the second part of this, I get why this one in particular was so hard

    • @jdudeman5043
      @jdudeman5043 4 роки тому +27

      Yes, I know they’re horrible to edit... but they are what drew me to the channel and I love them so VERY MUCH. This level truly was made for it with so many rich and amusing options they could do it all again without repeats. Great work, guys!

  • @Steve-YT383
    @Steve-YT383 5 років тому +255

    Announcer: Membership can only be earned.
    Mike: (disappointed) It's a sex thing isn't it.

  • @scottjohnson1483
    @scottjohnson1483 5 років тому +165

    Jane and Andy: stealthily use disguises and silent takedowns.
    Mike: Dark soooooooouuuuuulllllls!

    • @goosecubes
      @goosecubes 4 роки тому +5

      LEEEEEERRROOOOOOOYY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIINNNSSSS!!!!!

  • @evangel1460
    @evangel1460 5 років тому +218

    When Mike just ran in and killed her with a broadsword I actually lost it laughing. Did NOT expect that one.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому +12

      I did. Was no less funny and amazing lol

    • @Bombom1300
      @Bombom1300 5 років тому +7

      I'm just shocked it actually worked!

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому +16

      @@Bombom1300 Yeah, it was funny how Mike was "Hallelujah!! For the rising sun!!!" Chop!!
      And everyone just stared at him in confusion, slowly computing what was going on. They're not used to Mike the way we're used to lol
      In fact... I don't really think the developers themselves expected anyone to pull a stunt like this XD

    • @MSte21
      @MSte21 5 років тому +7

      @@mar_speedman I think they did. There's an achievement for killing the targets while wearing the armour, IIRC.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому +3

      @@MSte21 Oh really? Well that changes things lol

  • @juleshoket8330
    @juleshoket8330 5 років тому +363

    Andy- i am now a high ranking member of this society
    Mike- look at my cool coat everyone!
    Same action very different reasons why💜😂

  • @bradypermenter8761
    @bradypermenter8761 5 років тому +253

    I love the implication that Mike’s kill count in both Dark Souls where the goal is to kill everyone and Hitman where you aren’t suppose to kill most people is about the same

    • @boots_tx1582
      @boots_tx1582 5 років тому +5

      Because of the implication. 🚣‍♀️🤣

  • @johnsharplin
    @johnsharplin 5 років тому +196

    "Too close for scissors, switching to guns" is what I say when the barber messes up my haircut.

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 5 років тому +7

      That is one dangerous haircut and I respect you greatly for having the courage to have your hair cut by 7.62 NATO rounds.

    • @bareakon
      @bareakon 4 роки тому +10

      It's what I say when I can't commit to my lesbian relationship.

    • @ice_bead
      @ice_bead 4 роки тому +3

      Kimmerbelly I just let out an unholy chuckle at 1am.

    • @petesamways4590
      @petesamways4590 4 роки тому +1

      Unless your having some hair trimmed of the sides, you're going to have a real problem

    • @harlequinsnightmare8198
      @harlequinsnightmare8198 4 роки тому

      @@bareakon Take my like and go.

  • @hush-615
    @hush-615 5 років тому +194

    28:43 Mike: I've come up with a new plan, and it involves shooting both of them in the head.
    I don't think there's anything new about that plan, Mike.

    • @tyrannicpuppy
      @tyrannicpuppy 4 роки тому +6

      Classic Mike.

    • @rcb5432
      @rcb5432 4 роки тому +9

      It is new, his old plan was to blow them up

  • @lemminglobber1854
    @lemminglobber1854 5 років тому +173

    You've got to love the Hitman 3 ways to plays. Andy is sneaking around like a pro, Jane is leaving naked men on the master staircase and Mike is full blown LEEERRRROY JENNKINNS-ing his way around the place. 44.36 minutes of pure entertainment! :-)

    • @Zoso14892
      @Zoso14892 5 років тому +14

      I thought Mike using the zweihander was the best moment, right up until Jane chucked the carefully murderised corpse out the window. Don't they look?!? I was praying for an innocent death tbh, maybe for it to land on the other sister.

    • @rcb5432
      @rcb5432 4 роки тому +3

      And it's only part 1

  • @joeldfisher
    @joeldfisher 5 років тому +570

    *Mike steps into a castle*
    Mike: This is just like Dark Souls
    Me: No Mike, castles are a real thing that have been built hundreds of years ago
    *Jane steps into the castle*
    Jane: This is just like Game of Thrones
    Me: ... guys, we need to talk

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte 5 років тому +8

      :'D

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому +111

      Notice the lack of Andy going "this is just like *etc.* Because Andy, with his history knowledge, would know that castles are a real thing lol

    • @szbnahl
      @szbnahl 5 років тому +93

      Guys, I think we found Andy's private UA-cam account.

    • @coyoteartist
      @coyoteartist 5 років тому +21

      They don't have an excuse, they live in the UK. Heck we even have castles in the US. I could rightly look at that scene and say this is so Central Park.

    • @coyoteartist
      @coyoteartist 5 років тому +5

      @Marionette Loves Gaming Just enough for us to have video evidence?

  • @roguestarone2173
    @roguestarone2173 5 років тому +156

    Mike getting mad at that rolled up newspaper made my day

    • @M4RCEL8
      @M4RCEL8 5 років тому +2

      I cried a little. 😂

    • @mariehull8343
      @mariehull8343 5 років тому +2

      The only thing that can defeat hitman.....wonder if Mike went back to practice newspaper in bin shots?? 🤣

  • @mikewood8815
    @mikewood8815 5 років тому +135

    Jane dumping the body at the end
    "ohh noo, that wasn't the sea, it was just like, a courtyard or something"
    I laughed a lot during this video, but that actually made my eyes water. Love you all outsidexbox

  • @mattball8622
    @mattball8622 5 років тому +146

    "My insistence on playing this like Dark Souls is causing me a real problem"
    You know From have truly got their claws into you when you try and manually recreate Dark Souls difficultly in other games.

  • @kevinwallachy1173
    @kevinwallachy1173 5 років тому +36

    I love how Andy plays as if he was a hot shot trained agent and improvises, Jane is a veteran assassin who no longer cares to be one, and Mike is the Rookie who just got into the field and is excited to be included, I'd love to see how you three play a multiplayer stealth game

    • @wulfricr7635
      @wulfricr7635 4 роки тому +1

      I'd love to see them playing Splinter Cell Conviction or something similar (though sadly Conviction was only 2-player, maybe Blacklist's multiplayer)

  • @azarinevil
    @azarinevil 5 років тому +88

    Amazed Mike didn't notice he is bullet resistant in the armor.. it was literally made for his play style.

    • @Bombom1300
      @Bombom1300 5 років тому +4

      Wait, you are? That's awesome!

    • @azarinevil
      @azarinevil 5 років тому +14

      @@Bombom1300 yeah I noticed immediately at the part where Mike attacks the first target.. the whole room starts shooting with silenced SMGs and his health didn't go down. I doubt it is full bullet-proof but I could be wrong on that one.

    • @maccabs
      @maccabs 3 роки тому +3

      @@azarinevil I am so happy I have just found this out thank you so much you have just single handedly helped cause a massive murder spree and I couldn’t be more excited

  • @PDComicBookNetwork
    @PDComicBookNetwork 5 років тому +74

    A fun sub-series, I think, would just be Andy's reactions to Mike's footage as he edits these.

  • @kimballbelliston5925
    @kimballbelliston5925 5 років тому +28

    Mike: clanking around in full plate armor
    Game: "Silent Kill"

  • @sokesamurai
    @sokesamurai 5 років тому +66

    Mike learned how to play the level like Dark Souls. I think regardless of his score he should still get some brownie points.
    Or this is how the tale of Egbert began before being transformed and started looking for redemption.

  • @uncannymeerkat
    @uncannymeerkat 5 років тому +68

    As someone who got spotted often by a random guard on this level, I was gobsmacked that Andy got away with taking out that custodian.

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 5 років тому +9

      Same. I thought for sure he was gonna get spotted.

    • @jhsand1515
      @jhsand1515 5 років тому +8

      I love that he used Mike-level reasoning and it worked like it does for Mike.

  • @MegaShepardsPie
    @MegaShepardsPie 5 років тому +32

    Not sure encasing yourself in a suit of armor to prepare for the eventual breach of stealth is what Andy meant by learning from your mistakes, Mike.

  • @tonyrowe948
    @tonyrowe948 5 років тому +56

    So, just to be clear, the three ways to play are; carefully work your way to a one on one situation with the victim and then strike, 2) carefully work your way to a one on one situation with the victim and then strike (but more gruesome) OR...... run into a crowded room swinging a broadsword, while screaming “DARK SOULS”

    • @jamesherb4384
      @jamesherb4384 4 роки тому +5

      wrong. the second way is actually to clumsily work your way into a way one on one situation. jane is very much the middle between Mike and Andy. not as stealthy, but also not as chaotic

    • @wulfricr7635
      @wulfricr7635 4 роки тому +1

      Andy: Stealth
      Jane: Murder
      Mike: Overkill

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 5 років тому +37

    Andy plays this game methodically, thinks every move through and does his best to not kill anybody except the target.
    Mike sees a broad sword and starts to chuck it at people.
    Andy is how we need to play while Mike is how we want to play.

    • @jamesherb4384
      @jamesherb4384 4 роки тому +4

      and jane is how you usually end up playing

  • @SpydersByte
    @SpydersByte 5 років тому +76

    gotta admit Mike, that camera to guard1 to guard2 trickshot was pretty nice :D That snap from left guy to right with perfect headshots was unexpected.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому +6

      Our boy is growing up XD

    • @Artaimus
      @Artaimus 5 років тому +11

      The fact that it surprised him.

    • @michaeldavis4651
      @michaeldavis4651 5 років тому +1

      Have you SEEN how many people he shoots in these playthroughs? 😆

  • @psoma_brufd
    @psoma_brufd 5 років тому +64

    Jane Douglas - "Check it out. There's a, there's a Stargate? on stage?" - Yes Jane, all glowy round things are Stargates... also yes! Love the reference, go Science Fiction.

  • @fairyringdancer1234
    @fairyringdancer1234 5 років тому +28

    9:33 I love Mike's voice for the blending in art connoisseur.
    Oh and then Mike goes deep Dark Souls.

    • @sevensins3584
      @sevensins3584 5 років тому +1

      I was about to say the same. Idk why artsy Mike sounds a bit like squidward but i like it

    • @utility63
      @utility63 5 років тому

      He sounds like Mr. Bean to me.

  • @whiskersduoproductions3152
    @whiskersduoproductions3152 5 років тому +36

    Mike: What does that big circle mean? I never seen that big circle before in my life.
    Me: Jee... I wonder why... 🙄

    • @queenoffabulous2156
      @queenoffabulous2156 5 років тому +4

      What does the big circle mean

    • @whiskersduoproductions3152
      @whiskersduoproductions3152 5 років тому +15

      The big circle means that the person is a noticer but will not notice you since you are blending in. Once you stop blending in, the circle turns back to white.
      Mike's... err... "unique" playstyle often does not require 47 to be blending in, hence why he never seen the large circle before. You more often see it in Andy's playthrough.

    • @queenoffabulous2156
      @queenoffabulous2156 5 років тому +2

      @@whiskersduoproductions3152 thank you

  • @gloosey_
    @gloosey_ 5 років тому +21

    Everyone else: Right we gonna dress up as this dude and go eliminate the targets..
    Mike: DARK SOULSSSSSSSSS

  • @firstnamelastname7244
    @firstnamelastname7244 5 років тому +74

    Ah! Finally! Now I just need to wait for Bigmooney's kill everyone challenge for this map.

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 5 років тому +13

      I've tried that challenge on every map and it's by far the hardest on this one. Not the most annoying, because the people aren't as spread as say Mumbai. But there are so many guards I actually thought the game was spawning them into the map.

    • @themultiversalassociationo9746
      @themultiversalassociationo9746 5 років тому +3

      @@hush-615 *LAUGHS IN KNIGHT ARMOR*

  • @asianpersuasian3758
    @asianpersuasian3758 5 років тому +14

    I like how andy's in a meating
    Mikes playing darcksouls
    And janes working out some relationship problems

  • @tondotkats
    @tondotkats 5 років тому +87

    Mike: It's not a sex thing is it?
    Me: Just what kind of memberships have you been applying for that that was your first thought? 😂

    • @Butchcavalier
      @Butchcavalier 5 років тому +15

      that's how you get ahead in oxbox

    • @ryanaquino4884
      @ryanaquino4884 5 років тому +4

      @@Butchcavalier Gotta do what you gotta do.

    • @connorburton1009
      @connorburton1009 5 років тому +4

      Mensa.

    • @tondotkats
      @tondotkats 5 років тому +1

      @@simplydavemn Ahh, I see. Haven't seen it so that went straight over my head 😅Good to know he's not been trying to join any weird groups

  • @jgg75
    @jgg75 Рік тому +2

    “My insistence on playing this like Dark Souls is causing me some real trouble”. I love Mike.

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 2 роки тому +1

    I love that BOTH boys were like "SWAG COAT!! MUST NAB!" Then Jane finally gets robs and says "I'm heading up the ladder fast!"

  • @HeartlandHunny
    @HeartlandHunny 5 років тому +7

    Watching Mike run around Hitman dressed in a suit of armor giggling with glee is an absolute delight!

  • @jimsmith2163
    @jimsmith2163 3 роки тому +2

    I love that Jane was recording in the bottom of a well. It gives it that "inner thought" sound as opposed to speech.

  • @TjPhysicist
    @TjPhysicist 5 років тому +55

    YAY, more oxbox hitman. Also 1:06 that is a VERY interesting way to look at 47's missions - it's just clothes shopping with some bonus activities.

  • @davidortiz8705
    @davidortiz8705 3 роки тому +2

    12:05 so freakin funny, that’s why we keep coming back. “It’s in the bin!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @goofydragon8023
    @goofydragon8023 5 років тому +40

    Mike should play every hitman level as another video game.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому +6

      What do you mean? He always plays Hitman like it's demolition simulator 2019 lol

  • @danielglynn1422
    @danielglynn1422 5 років тому +11

    Andy's method of cunning devilry: Ruthlessly efficient
    Jane's method of sneaky silence: Ghostlike
    Mike's method of donning a suit of armour and stabbing everyone in the face Dark Souls-style with a sword as big as himself: Absolutely inexplicable.

  • @georginaherdman4998
    @georginaherdman4998 5 років тому +21

    Me: Wow burning someone alive that’s really grim.
    Also Me: LOL explosive duck in the face now that’s how you assassinate someone

  • @davidortiz8705
    @davidortiz8705 3 роки тому +1

    33:07 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Clank clank clank clank clank” oh this was the best. Mike in Dark Souls in Hitman, so freakin great 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @Marthe06
    @Marthe06 5 років тому +23

    Love how drastically different Jane and Andy's reasons for not wickermaning Zoe Washington goes from that's a bit extreme for agent 47 to impacting the final hitman star rating. Also I'm shocked Mike the Hitman pyro doesn't even consider it. (Finishes video, sees next time on trailer and edits comment.) Never mind.

  • @robinaraven3943
    @robinaraven3943 2 роки тому +1

    I just love how Andy and Mike go for the same guy, luring him into the same corner. But for Mike’s time, you hear the guy say “Not again!”
    Probably something about the bricks falling off the building, but the idea that this poor dude knows what happened in other versions of the game in that small moment from seeing the brick to realizing what’s coming to getting subdued… brilliant!

  • @jedihorjus
    @jedihorjus 5 років тому +7

    Mike out here going on a greatsword rampage in the same room where Andy is doing social steath. Iconic.

  • @TheRivieraKid
    @TheRivieraKid 5 років тому +7

    Does anyone else find these Hitman videos to be a form of video game based ASMR?

  • @punchysphinx1170
    @punchysphinx1170 4 роки тому +1

    Jane is being so tactful, “ok is any one looking, no so I am gonna take advantage and get him”. And then it cuts to mike “this is so dark souls..... *gasp* tell me I can have that broad sword”.

  • @philippegauvin-vallee9371
    @philippegauvin-vallee9371 3 роки тому +1

    41:32 "DARK SOOOOULS!" (bullets harmlessly bouncing off the armor)

  • @thecommonman9524
    @thecommonman9524 4 роки тому +1

    Mike and Jane: "Wicker man." Andy: "Giant metal tree."

  • @tzvikrasner6073
    @tzvikrasner6073 2 роки тому +2

    I love that Mike can't figure out how to put the paper in the bin because he's never hidden anything before in the game.

  • @mathsalot8099
    @mathsalot8099 3 роки тому +1

    "Clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank!" Mike gives me life.

  • @greggleblom
    @greggleblom 4 роки тому +4

    "hey, pick that up!" " It's in the bin!" Is genuinely the funniest thing I've heard all day

  • @rmw315
    @rmw315 5 років тому +15

    Mike re-enacting the opening of Half-Life 2, classic Mike

  • @charlier9962
    @charlier9962 5 років тому +6

    I've never heard anyone more joyful than Mike with a broadsword!

  • @rhynlock11
    @rhynlock11 5 років тому +6

    15:50 I think Andy has been spending too much time with Mike, that was a pure Leeroy Jenkins moment right there

  • @colbyjackson6500
    @colbyjackson6500 4 роки тому +1

    “Jenadiah Block say Nay” best quote ever

  • @annarrogance
    @annarrogance 5 років тому +16

    Me: “Wow, I think Mike might actually be doing better than Andy this time.”
    Mike: “Oooh, can I have a broadsword?”
    Me: “Nevermind.”

  • @iwannabluepartyhat
    @iwannabluepartyhat 5 років тому +4

    Mike: it's the cuuuube! I've made it into the cuuuuuuube!!
    *gasps
    *and there's the armor*

  • @TheRivieraKid
    @TheRivieraKid 5 років тому +3

    Mikes gleeful giggling when hiding after throwing his sword at that guard, was wonderful!

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 5 років тому +27

    "Dark Souls!!!! Praise the sun." Speaking of everyone's favourite murder hobo, I need to go watch the latest Oxventure...

  • @cmm07r
    @cmm07r 5 років тому +9

    Mike: "I got a plan, which is basically like..." sees all the noticing dots.
    Me: He's contemplating going total Leroy Jenkins and murder everyone, isn't he?

  • @rolstadt
    @rolstadt 2 роки тому +1

    "Praise the sun" is the harderst I've laughed in a long bloody time!!!! Thank you Mike!

  • @matthewfrfly
    @matthewfrfly 5 років тому +5

    i've never seen mike happier about something that wasn't an explosion or a car or a car driving through an explosion

  • @claytrimble4599
    @claytrimble4599 5 років тому +5

    Jane: wow, burning someone is too grim
    Andy: Where's the STYLE in burning someone alive?
    Mike: LET ME THROW AWAY THE NEWSPAPER

  • @hush-615
    @hush-615 5 років тому +18

    Oh my god, I've been wanting a new '3 Ways to Play' Hitman so much! Thanks for doing another one! Hope you can guys will do a '3 Ways' for the other Hitman 2 levels that hasn't been done (Hawke's Bay, Miami, Santa Fortuna, New York)!

  • @ryanaquino4884
    @ryanaquino4884 5 років тому +7

    I like that Jane refuses the burning man cause its a bit harsh, and Andy solely because he might lose points

  • @Sogeking79
    @Sogeking79 5 років тому +14

    Thank you Andy for the wonderful editing on this video. Your time is appreciated. I will now watch this 3 more times and not skip the commercials.

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 5 років тому +5

    Very much worth the wait. ^_^ As always, love seeing your different tactics.
    Jane: "I'll impersonate the ex-boyfriend to get her alone."
    Andy: "I'll impersonate a rival to get her alone."
    Mike: "DARK SOUUULSSSS JEEEEENKIIIIINS!"

  • @lennertvandyck5185
    @lennertvandyck5185 4 роки тому +1

    IOI: These are called enforcers.
    OutsideXbox: Noticers you said?

  • @PanAndScanBuddy
    @PanAndScanBuddy 4 роки тому +1

    Mike: "Blend in as Jebediah Block. Well I am 100% Jebediah Block."
    *Cut to Andy*
    Andy: "I'm Jebediah Block."

  • @Badgerfan4
    @Badgerfan4 5 років тому +7

    Wow Mike was really hitting the Dark Souls jar hard on this one. I did have his exact "switching to guns" thought though. Nicely done.

  • @doomiag
    @doomiag 5 років тому +2

    18:32 and the moment Mike finally gets some skills 🤣🤣 good job Andy is probly so proud

  • @LadySnowstorm
    @LadySnowstorm 5 років тому +11

    Jane: sounds a bit grim even for 47, burning someone alive.
    Me: *backs away slowly to hide in the shadows* Yes, dressing up as the master of ceremonies and sabotaging the safety escape is definitely not what any sane person would do....gotta go now and not do that....

  • @hufflepuffsith5465
    @hufflepuffsith5465 2 роки тому +1

    Mike: *kills one guard with the broadsword*
    Also Mike: "My kill count's getting close to Dark Souls."
    Me: "Your kill count's higher than mine in Dark Souls."

  • @chakitoooo
    @chakitoooo 5 років тому +1

    "Oh, not again"... I don't know why, but that made me laugh

  • @lordwolfdelux
    @lordwolfdelux 5 років тому +4

    Mike has invented a new Hitman challenge: Play Hitman as Dark Souls. nobody forget this around the christmas challenge time.

  • @JT_Lich
    @JT_Lich 2 роки тому +1

    Andy: let's expertly infiltrate...
    Jane: let's somewhat successfully infiltrate...
    Mike: *_LEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOYY JEEEEEENKIIIIINSSS!!!!!!!!!!_*

  • @firstlast822
    @firstlast822 5 років тому +3

    When Mike threw that newspaper over the edge of the castle and it cut to Andy, I was expecting to see it fall on Andy

  • @TheAmishJedi
    @TheAmishJedi 5 років тому +2

    I love how Mike just turned Hitman 2 into Dark Souls. Praise the Sun.🌞

  • @sgtraytango
    @sgtraytango 5 років тому +1

    I love these, mainly for the extra commentary going on. Couldn't stop laughing every time Andy ended a sentence with "Jebediah Block". When the real one wakes up, that should be his trademark. Because he's Jebediah Block.

  • @arashi86
    @arashi86 5 років тому +1

    In different ways, everyone's lines of thought were very in sync. Mike and Andy with luring the cool robe guy into the corner to grab it, Jane and Mike with the Wicker Man reference... This is why I enjoy you guys and these videos

  • @scaremang8000
    @scaremang8000 5 років тому +1

    Mike critiquing "The Scream" as 47 in character made me laugh way harder than it should have

  • @ChangelingLady
    @ChangelingLady 5 років тому +5

    Mike, no, how could you? You have to recycle that newspaper!

  • @WIMMine
    @WIMMine 5 років тому +5

    I love that the Constant saw an armored knight run through, killing a person and shout 'Praise the sun!'
    How is he gonna feel later when he finds out it was 47 who also captures him?

  • @AlistairP1993
    @AlistairP1993 5 років тому +13

    Knight armour? Well, we all know who that'll be (Mike)

  • @patdo777
    @patdo777 5 років тому +64

    Wait Jane had the opportunity to burn someone alive inside a weird effigy and chose not to do it? Is she okay?

    • @UndeadAngel1987
      @UndeadAngel1987 5 років тому +8

      I was thinking the same thing. This can't be the same Jane that we've seen in the past.

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 5 років тому +12

      @@UndeadAngel1987 the voice gives it away I think. It sounds off

    • @shotgunshells2
      @shotgunshells2 5 років тому +10

      I thought she sounded a little bit hoarse. Clearly we're dealing with a class 3 impostor situation.

    • @francisdolarhyde7286
      @francisdolarhyde7286 5 років тому +12

      Invasion of the body snatchers, people. The Jane that we all loved and feared has clearly been replaced by some unholy creature that is not into world domination any longer.

    • @shasshybear
      @shasshybear 5 років тому +9

      A Jane clone!
      Jane is too busy with some world domination or doomsday device this week.

  • @kallasantysanty6092
    @kallasantysanty6092 5 років тому +2

    Ox Hitmaning at its finest. Dark Souls Mike, Indiana Jane and Two Face Andy murder that fancy party in style :P

  • @NBEEALEX
    @NBEEALEX 5 років тому +1

    Jane's voice is on god mode and I for one welcome our new Over Lord

  • @drzooters733
    @drzooters733 5 років тому +9

    The suit of armour is bulletproof even though its noticed by every one it's worth it

  • @XWRL6
    @XWRL6 5 років тому

    I think this has been the most entertaining 3 Ways to Play yet. The kills. The commentary. Perfect.

  • @DevilboyScooby
    @DevilboyScooby 4 роки тому +2

    35:46 "Are we the bad guys?"

  • @Icam_here
    @Icam_here 5 років тому +21

    Andy met with the Iron lady
    Mike had a Knight to remember
    Jane showed us the dangers of Necklaces