Honestly, the fact that Bobby Kotick can't get a date because looking up his image gets devil horns is possibly the only enjoyable thing about his existence
@@Poever you already know he's too cheap, believing in thrift ideology he's got himself a fl___light its cheap, and you can throw it away when you're done with it without paying child support.
He had dated a woman who had connection who used her influence to kill a tabloid story about Kotick's ex filing for a temporary restraining order against him.
It’s almost crazy that days ago, while the smoke from the Canadian wild fires were over our town, I mentioned that I guess my playing of Diablo 4 today could be seen as “Performance art?”
I know many Americans today are sadly undereducated and brainwashed into believing some pretty ridiculous things, but I think the vast majority do not actually want unions by default. Generally if you give a person a decent wage, benefits and proper treatment, they have no need for a union. Never forget the original reasons for the creation of unions were because of horrible treatment and gross underpayment by huge corporations, which *gasp!* Acti-zard is repeatedly accused of doing.
The beagle one is just SOOOOO disturbing to me. Anyone who harms dogs, man's best friend, can go dig themselves a grave, and lay down in it until they starve, and the wind blows the sand over them.
When dating a normal person: watch how they treat wait staff, and you'll know if they are a good person or not. When dating a CEO: watch how they treat their own staff, and you'll know if they are a good person. The fact that Bobby Kotick regularly makes sure that staff is laid off just before yearly reports in order to reduce their on-books expenses, which in turns artificially drives up revenue and increases dividends and/or other payouts... The fact that he actually, for real, said he'd have someone killed (and has the means to have it done)... The fact that he screwed part of his staff so badly that some workers couldn't afford a meal in the company's cafeteria, lest they didn't want to make rent... That should tell you all you need to know about this man. And anyone who dates him should expect to be replaced at a moment's notice for someone younger, better-looking and/or cheaper. Like his employees that he's in charge of and responsible for as CEO.
There was a time in my life where I had never once thought of Bobby Kotick dating. Those days are gone now. My life is immeasurably worse for having opened that Pandora's box.
Yeah, well, one of Sterling's old partners did say what we would get if we stopped expecting much, and he said it a year before it ended up actually happening. "You know what we get if we all stop expecting much? Two words: President Trump." - Ben Croshaw, Zero Punctuation, Nom Nom Galaxy and Freedom Planet (2015)
I think he reproduces by laying eggs that hatch into little Bobby clones, which he usually eats by the handful whenever he wants a quick snack. *disclaimer: may not actually be true*
There is a silver lining though. His experience dating has been made measurably worse by the people whose ire he has rightfully earned. We can bask in the knowledge that he is maidenless
If we're getting rid of Bobby's devil horns for perfectly good reason, then the best alternative is to just photoshop his face on a piece of shit and signal boost that. I think that's equally as effective.
Let's not slander feces here, because a piece of shit was actually a benefit something other than itself at one point before it became shit. That's more than what can be said about Bobby Kotick.
The difference between a spider and Bobby Kotick is that one of them are a nightmarish ghoul that makes everything worse by simply existing and the other is the spider 🕷️
Actually, I'm _not_ thinking about dating Bobby Kotick - but I _am_ thinking about "a murder basement full of dead spiders". Are the spiders the ones who got murdered, and that's why they're dead? Or is it the dead spiders who are _committing_ the murders, thus adding some spicy zombie action and arachnophobia to the humdrum, everyday murder? Or are they completely unrelated happenstances that just bumped into each other and-in a "You got your chocolate in my peanut butter" kind of way-found that they work great together?
I see Kotick suffers the same ailment that many other horrible people suffer. He is butthurt that he is called scum by everyone, but can't figure out that if everyone is calling him that, it's a sign that he is scum and not that everyone is being mean to him. I mean, a ton of us have better things to do with our time than go out of our way to be mean to someone. Granted, it is a feat that he has managed to become so loathed, that no bootlickers will come to his defense. It's actually a little surreal because I've gotten so use to always seeing some idiot come to the defense of a wealthy entity, unsolicited and guaranteed to go unrewarded for their efforts.
Eventually, you just become that bad. I would imagine that people like Jeffrey Bezos have that same issue: We’ll grudgingly admit that we still use Amazon, but none of us will shed a tear if Jeff suddenly gets shot dead one day. EDIT: Of fuckin’ course I get owned later in the video by the simple statement of “Jeff Bezos has fans.” Damn it, Sterling!
"One gratifying aspect of our rise to some prominence is that, for the first time in my memory, we, ‘our side,’ had captured a crucial word from the enemy . . . ‘Libertarians’ . . . had long been simply a polite word for left-wing anarchists, that is for anti-private property anarchists, either of the communist or syndicalist variety. But now we had taken it over..." -Murray Rothbard, advocate for child slavery
@@umbralupus6488 Of course now they're trying to poach the word anarchist (itself an inherently left-wing ideal) to describe a horrific hypercapitalist view.
@@benedictrogers1478 They've been trying to do that since they co-opted "libertarian" back in the 1950's. Then they try to ignore the actual history of the broader anarchist movement going back to the early 1800's that was always entirely anti-capitalist, even with the pro-market economy anarchists.
@@StrazdasLT anarchy presumes that the consensus will generally lead to functional rules of society and disincentives for being an arsehole. It can be pretty neatly summed up as 'order without leaders', with a few asterisks*. Anarcho-capitalism (more accurately referred to as hyper-capitalism) is a desire to throw out rules and create an environment that encourages arseholish behaviour, and can more accurately be described as 'leaders without order'. * Legitimate authority can be held, but only via group consensus.
"Think about what it's like for my dating life" Now... I'm sure there are people with weird enough tastes and low enough standards that they'd be willing to date Bobby Kotick, but still, this guy only has himself to blame for the perception most people have about him.
@@jonbodhi Oh no, they just know he's not the kind of guy that would share his money. They are smart enough to know better than date a man who would leave them poorer than when they were single.
He may well have the same reputation amongst prospective gold-diggers for short-changing his partners as he does amongst us for short-changing his staff and shareholders.
Even Donald Trump, who has had multiple bankruptcies, and looks like an expired pear with stale cotton candy stuck on top, has managed to find women willing to date, sleep with, and even marry him, and yet Bobbers can't even find a Tinder date.
If you're digging for gold, don't date Bobby Kotick. He is the kind of guy that runs around his farm to beat all his chickens to death when the doctor tells him he's terminal.
In fairness, it is easy to think about dating Bobby Kotick. It is also easy to suddenly vomit up your last three meals because for that eighth of a moment, you thought about dating Bobby Kotick.
I do not doubt that Bobby Kotick is a libertarian in the American sense of the term. You know, the kind where the FBI really needs access to his search history.
Yeah, I expect the problem with Bobby's dating life isn't that people photoshop devil horns onto him so much as that fact that he has the sort of personality that makes people want to photoshop devil horns onto him. Also, "I've not seen such softballs since I started taking estrogen" got a pretty big laugh out of me, so thanks for that, lol.
A reminder to anyone dealing whit a spider infestation: -You do not have a spider infestation! -You have a infestation of what ever the spiders are eating!
Bobby Kotick ran 4Kids for only a year or so before the still questionable but less heinous Mr Alfred Kahn took it over. If he still didn’t leave the company, it would have been much worse.
I'm pretty sure that if I had devil horns photoshopped on my face by thousans of people, I would be swimming in pussy and dicks. And I'm a 26 year-old virgin.
Screw having dead spiders. I have live basement spiders. Way better dating material and they keep it bug free. I still don’t believe people are photoshopping horns on his head. I believe he actually has 8 horns and people keep using FX to remove them.
6:09 “I’ve not seen such soft balls since I’ve started taking estrogen” is one of JSS’s all time greatest burns! It proudly announces their identity, roasts a despicable CEO, AND shames a complacent media outlet! Gurl…you’re so damn talented! ❤
6:11 "I've not seen such softballs since I've started taking estrogen" Proof positive that actual trans jokes made by actual trans people are empirically funnier than any joke *about* trans people made by literally anyone else.
The fact that gamers will continue to ignore his pure greed-influenced business decisions while simultaneously ignoring the financially and mentally strained developers who make the games they claim to love reminds me that gamer culture STILL needs work.
I love what you do with your lipliner at 2:21 I do mine the opposite on top - my lips naturally upturn and I don't want people to think I'm smiling at them, because I'm not. 😒
I hate that he's tryna to pull the antisemitism card. I don't think that man has entered a synagogue, thought about Judaism, or remembered that, in fact, he's Jewish until his ghoul lawyer and PR team made up of goblins told him it could deflect how evil he truly is before he laughed maniacally, turned into a cloud of bats, and flew off to stare at folks sleeping and devour their dreams.
I don't know, drawing Bobby Kotick with Horns seems nice when the alternative is putting his head on a pike. Bobby Kotick's head on a pike is also a better dating prospect than Bobby Kotick, actually.
The saying really is true: 'Money can't buy happiness.' It warms my heart to see that wealthy narcissists can't get a date. It is just nature taking its proper course.
These days I've had my libido soar very high up and my thisrty being unquenchable so its nice to see news about Bobby Kotick to freeze all of my hormones to a negative degree
Basically what the villains of Redfall did, and they turned into vampires because of it. The one and only good part about Redfall is the fact that the villains are just one massive dump in the lap of rich fuckwads.
It is weird to think of a billionaire having problems dating, like is he purposefully trying not to date within the ultra-rich circles he travels in? Which is fascinating. But I also don’t care, because Bobby Kotick sucks.
it really feels like it should be laughably easy to land a sugar baby. To be a level of vile that even someone desperate for money would turn up their nose because their reputation would be ruined for being tied to dating you... it's impressive
The irony is that a lot of wealthy men actually have a hard time with relationships, because they're obsessed with their work. That's why they're wealthy. They never put any energy into being an actual decent human being. Could you imagine trying to have a conversation with Bobby Kuntlick? It would be so boring, and if you told him he was boring he'd threaten to assassinate you
I honestly didn't know Kotick was Jewish until a couple of weeks ago, but he is still a literal monster regardless of the lack of horns, much like all other CEOs.
@Zero Bullet's what does it even mean to BE jewish. Call me class-reductionist, but he's a capitalist first, disgusting second and other identities maybe third.
I can't get over that variety photo of him attempting to make him look innocent. It reminds me of that simpsons epidode when mr burns is trying to become mayor
I knew its coming, Bobby hasnt heard this in forever. Still think that this wasnt harsh enough, the man is pure evil and I am 100% sure that he will NEVER ever understand why people dont like him, he is so far reality that such thoughts are utter alien to him. In his mind he is the victim and everyone is just hating him for no reason.
My steam profile pic for the past 13 years of so has been Bobby Kotick with red eyes, devil horns, and an evil mustache. Thought about getting rid of it after the horrid things at Acti-Blizz came out, but then I remembered Kotick hates those images, so I kept it!
While the topic is definitely worthy of serious discussion, I have to say that this was also one of the funniest videos you've made in awhile. I can't remember the last time I burst out laughing so much!
So what's left to say about Cockdick? Most likely a literal hell of a lot more. But hopefully among that hell will someday come the glorious call of "Adios.". Speaking of, your singing is ANGELIC. Do me a favor and thank God for it.
Anybody here seen John Oliver's Last Week Tonight "SLAAP suites"? Remember the song? Lowkey wanna do a parody of that song but instead of Bob Murray it's Bobby Kotick.
Nice. I missed having his Photoshops around in the Jimquisition. Understandable reasoning though. Gotta say, the new Photoshops certainly ridicule him even more - I love that. Good job!
I didn’t realize that Bobby Kotick was Jewish and that putting Devil horns on him was bordering on antisemitic imagery. I know that this is all done based on the person and his actions, but there’s honestly more that enough antisemitism floating around the Internet (which is to say, more than zero), so trying to cut back on it is always a good thing in my book. Bobby Kotick still sucks, though.
Yeah Kotick shouldn't be drawn be horns. He should be drawn with the eyes of Sauran.. he should be drawn with a clown nose. Rainbow hair and him being thrown into space. Nobody should be near that kind of man regardless of his background.
Honestly, the fact that Bobby Kotick can't get a date because looking up his image gets devil horns is possibly the only enjoyable thing about his existence
You’d think he would BUY a woman’s companionship
I'm sure the devil horns are the problem... Not, y'know, his personality or anything.
Well, there's also JSS' videos about him.
@@Poever you already know he's too cheap, believing in thrift ideology he's got himself a fl___light its cheap, and you can throw it away when you're done with it without paying child support.
He had dated a woman who had connection who used her influence to kill a tabloid story about Kotick's ex filing for a temporary restraining order against him.
I like when billionaires expose that they don't understand why or how they are hated so much
Same. It gives me enjoyment over the fact
"all i did was allow ab**e so horrific that even the goverment had to stand up to a corporation.......AND NOW I'M THE BAD GUY!"
I'm not saying Bobby Kotick set Canada on fire as a marketing ploy for Diablo 4. I'm saying he has yet to deny it.
You are probably onto something. Not sure what, but you made me laugh.
I wouldn't put it past him.
I am not saying chutulu refused bobbys soul because he was too repulsed by him. But we dont know it didnt happen. :P
It’s almost crazy that days ago, while the smoke from the Canadian wild fires were over our town, I mentioned that I guess my playing of Diablo 4 today could be seen as “Performance art?”
I mean, we're just asking questions here. Why won't Robert A. Kotick deny that he set the Canadian wilderness on fire?
"I've not seen such softballs since I started taking estrogen" is a fantastic joke, no notes.
"Labor organizers are influencing federal investigators" - yeah, with *evidence*. That stuff's pretty influencing.
I know many Americans today are sadly undereducated and brainwashed into believing some pretty ridiculous things, but I think the vast majority do not actually want unions by default. Generally if you give a person a decent wage, benefits and proper treatment, they have no need for a union. Never forget the original reasons for the creation of unions were because of horrible treatment and gross underpayment by huge corporations, which *gasp!* Acti-zard is repeatedly accused of doing.
it is.. so its tots cheating only influence thats 'by the rules' is lobbyisting and bribes right ?
Except on federal investigators when used by labor organizers
This video is made even better by the fact that Bobby will probably hear about it, and it WILL piss him off.
In fact, we need a crowdfunding campaign to have this episode aired on those big screens in time square. It's practically a charity cause.
If we knew he would throw a temper tantrum, like that other dipshit from Gearbox, then I'd gladly support the cause.
I bet he tries to see if he can sue for defamation. But we all know the Stephanie has all the receipts for whatever she says x
@@Syurtpiutha Pmsl
He might even threaten to kill Sterling!
"Think about what it's like for my dating life when the first picture that comes up is me"
...Quote should have just ended there.
Fun fact: Dr. Evil is less evil than most CEOs.
Also less evil than Dr. Fauci, just google Fauci-AIDS epidemic, or Fauci-beagle research. OR you can read RFK jr.'s book about him.
The beagle one is just SOOOOO disturbing to me. Anyone who harms dogs, man's best friend, can go dig themselves a grave, and lay down in it until they starve, and the wind blows the sand over them.
When dating a normal person: watch how they treat wait staff, and you'll know if they are a good person or not.
When dating a CEO: watch how they treat their own staff, and you'll know if they are a good person.
The fact that Bobby Kotick regularly makes sure that staff is laid off just before yearly reports in order to reduce their on-books expenses, which in turns artificially drives up revenue and increases dividends and/or other payouts...
The fact that he actually, for real, said he'd have someone killed (and has the means to have it done)...
The fact that he screwed part of his staff so badly that some workers couldn't afford a meal in the company's cafeteria, lest they didn't want to make rent...
That should tell you all you need to know about this man. And anyone who dates him should expect to be replaced at a moment's notice for someone younger, better-looking and/or cheaper. Like his employees that he's in charge of and responsible for as CEO.
Given what lists his e-mail has been found on; much much much younger
The only reason why anyone would date him is his money. And they would never see a cent of it, so they don't even bother.
There was a time in my life where I had never once thought of Bobby Kotick dating. Those days are gone now. My life is immeasurably worse for having opened that Pandora's box.
And I thought thinking about Bobby Kotick, full stop, was as bad as it could get.
I was so wrong.
Yeah, well, one of Sterling's old partners did say what we would get if we stopped expecting much, and he said it a year before it ended up actually happening.
"You know what we get if we all stop expecting much? Two words: President Trump." - Ben Croshaw, Zero Punctuation, Nom Nom Galaxy and Freedom Planet (2015)
I think he reproduces by laying eggs that hatch into little Bobby clones, which he usually eats by the handful whenever he wants a quick snack. *disclaimer: may not actually be true*
There is a silver lining though. His experience dating has been made measurably worse by the people whose ire he has rightfully earned. We can bask in the knowledge that he is maidenless
@@NikkiLayne
Here's to Bibity-Bobity-Boofer Kockdick dying alone.
Bobby Kotick has earned the public distaste for his self. Bobby fucking EARNED it.
The only thing Bobby EVER earned lmao.
@@aerrae5608 Beat me to it by an hour.
Bobby Kotick? More like Bobby Cocktick. 🤮
He like a drunk guy.
If we're getting rid of Bobby's devil horns for perfectly good reason, then the best alternative is to just photoshop his face on a piece of shit and signal boost that. I think that's equally as effective.
I was thinking supervillain, but your approach has a simple elegance.
Let's not slander feces here, because a piece of shit was actually a benefit something other than itself at one point before it became shit. That's more than what can be said about Bobby Kotick.
@@nodansland303 Or give him turd hair :P
Or put his face on top of a pile of shit as a body, more recognizable that way.
Man, what did that piece of sh^t do in order to justify having Bobby's face photoshopped onto it?
Bobby Kotick was a mistake
A gross mistake
we literally don't deserve him
I reject the demon Kotick and all his works, especially what they did to Transformers: devastation
@@-........ We kinda do, actually.
... by his parents 😂. Use a condom next time!
Any time JSS wants to roast Bobby, I’m here for it.
I'd literally rather be eaten alive by spiders than date Bobby Kotick, sounds like a vastly more rewarding and pleasant experience
Posted by definetly a human and not a spider
At least tge spiders are honest, they are spiders, and they gonna eat you, way more we can say on Kotick
At least the spiders serve a niche in the ecosystem.
The difference between a spider and Bobby Kotick is that one of them are a nightmarish ghoul that makes everything worse by simply existing and the other is the spider 🕷️
Spiders got to eat.
Actually, I'm _not_ thinking about dating Bobby Kotick - but I _am_ thinking about "a murder basement full of dead spiders". Are the spiders the ones who got murdered, and that's why they're dead? Or is it the dead spiders who are _committing_ the murders, thus adding some spicy zombie action and arachnophobia to the humdrum, everyday murder? Or are they completely unrelated happenstances that just bumped into each other and-in a "You got your chocolate in my peanut butter" kind of way-found that they work great together?
I'd argue that slapping devil horns on Bobby Kotick is slanderous towards The Devil for being even remotely associated with Bobby Kotick.
That's a very good point. I bet he's a better boss too.
yeah, it''s just demonizing Satan.
Couldn't find Satan's email address in Epsteins black book but you could find Bobby Kotick's.
I can confirm that dating a spider (either dead or alive) would be better than dating Bobby Kotick. I have arachnophobia.
But would a spider date Bobby?
As an Australian, well versed in the ways of big ugly spiders, I think not!
I'm sure that making a spider dating Bobby qualifies as animal abuse.
I see Kotick suffers the same ailment that many other horrible people suffer. He is butthurt that he is called scum by everyone, but can't figure out that if everyone is calling him that, it's a sign that he is scum and not that everyone is being mean to him. I mean, a ton of us have better things to do with our time than go out of our way to be mean to someone. Granted, it is a feat that he has managed to become so loathed, that no bootlickers will come to his defense. It's actually a little surreal because I've gotten so use to always seeing some idiot come to the defense of a wealthy entity, unsolicited and guaranteed to go unrewarded for their efforts.
Eventually, you just become that bad.
I would imagine that people like Jeffrey Bezos have that same issue: We’ll grudgingly admit that we still use Amazon, but none of us will shed a tear if Jeff suddenly gets shot dead one day.
EDIT: Of fuckin’ course I get owned later in the video by the simple statement of “Jeff Bezos has fans.” Damn it, Sterling!
I like that he calls himself a Libertarian. It means I instantly know I don't have to take anything they say seriously.
"One gratifying aspect of our rise to some prominence is that, for the first time in my memory, we, ‘our side,’ had captured a crucial word from the enemy . . . ‘Libertarians’ . . . had long been simply a polite word for left-wing anarchists, that is for anti-private property anarchists, either of the communist or syndicalist variety. But now we had taken it over..." -Murray Rothbard, advocate for child slavery
@@umbralupus6488 Of course now they're trying to poach the word anarchist (itself an inherently left-wing ideal) to describe a horrific hypercapitalist view.
@@benedictrogers1478 They've been trying to do that since they co-opted "libertarian" back in the 1950's. Then they try to ignore the actual history of the broader anarchist movement going back to the early 1800's that was always entirely anti-capitalist, even with the pro-market economy anarchists.
@@benedictrogers1478 Anarchy isnt inherently left iwng or right wing. Anarchy is absence of order. Its a different axis.
@@StrazdasLT anarchy presumes that the consensus will generally lead to functional rules of society and disincentives for being an arsehole. It can be pretty neatly summed up as 'order without leaders', with a few asterisks*. Anarcho-capitalism (more accurately referred to as hyper-capitalism) is a desire to throw out rules and create an environment that encourages arseholish behaviour, and can more accurately be described as 'leaders without order'.
* Legitimate authority can be held, but only via group consensus.
This video has convinced me to not date Bobby Kotick.
You needed convincing?!
You were thinking about it?
@@Manlyman47 No, I just want Kotick to know that Sterling's video was effective.
@@templarthade just pulling your leg
"Think about what it's like for my dating life"
Now... I'm sure there are people with weird enough tastes and low enough standards that they'd be willing to date Bobby Kotick, but still, this guy only has himself to blame for the perception most people have about him.
I think even scat fetishist would find the idea of dating this thing to be revolting
That's what surprised me about the "can't get a date" complaint.
Given the number of gold-diggers in the world, it’s remarkable. He must project a remarkable aura of un-fuck-ability!
@@jonbodhi Oh no, they just know he's not the kind of guy that would share his money. They are smart enough to know better than date a man who would leave them poorer than when they were single.
the tasmanian devil horns was an excellent gag
The Lena Hornes were my favorite. Subtle.
Does anybody realize how terrible a person would have to be for a Gold-digger not to wanna date a billionaire?!
He may well have the same reputation amongst prospective gold-diggers for short-changing his partners as he does amongst us for short-changing his staff and shareholders.
Even Donald Trump, who has had multiple bankruptcies, and looks like an expired pear with stale cotton candy stuck on top, has managed to find women willing to date, sleep with, and even marry him, and yet Bobbers can't even find a Tinder date.
"thank you bobby.......i stopped dating men purely for money cause of the thought of possibly dating you than vomiting up several internal organs"
If you're digging for gold, don't date Bobby Kotick. He is the kind of guy that runs around his farm to beat all his chickens to death when the doctor tells him he's terminal.
Kotick threatened the life of a woman who reported SA, I'm genuinely fearful for anyone who dates him and doesn't "obey"
I must admit that while I was dating it really helped not being known to have made many death threats.
In fairness, it is easy to think about dating Bobby Kotick.
It is also easy to suddenly vomit up your last three meals because for that eighth of a moment, you thought about dating Bobby Kotick.
Thinking of dating Bobby kotick made me throw up so hard I turned myself inside out.
It's also easy to think about putting him on ice.
And the enjoyment of the well deserved justice it is.
@@FinallyAlone That too.
I thought you were going to make a joke about carbon dating him. The only acceptable form of dating Bobby Kotick.
@@scbtripwire unfortunately carbon dating wouldn't work, he's an arsenic based lifeform, he's both poisonous, and an arse.
The Keagen bit killed me. We both misheard the name. My husband turned to look at me and asked if there was something I neglected to tell him.
How’s Sara?
Understandable. He was probably jealous you didn't invite him. I know I would be. 😂
@@johnwrath3612 ?
@@tegandetermann3299there's a famous musical pair that go by Tegan and Sara. I'm assuming they were making a reference to them.
@@Acorn_Anomaly Ah. I get it now. Thank you. My cousin's name is Sara so it just kind of threw me.
I do not doubt that Bobby Kotick is a libertarian in the American sense of the term. You know, the kind where the FBI really needs access to his search history.
He is in Epstein's book.
@@shis1988 Indeedy he is.
Yeah, I expect the problem with Bobby's dating life isn't that people photoshop devil horns onto him so much as that fact that he has the sort of personality that makes people want to photoshop devil horns onto him.
Also, "I've not seen such softballs since I started taking estrogen" got a pretty big laugh out of me, so thanks for that, lol.
They said the internet is full of sick and disgusting things. I can handle it. But dating Bobby Kotick, what the f...
I had to go hunt down the goat***-man picture just to cleanse my mind!
I sometimes forget that these people actually exist and aren't just fictional villains in the Stirling Fuckomatic Universe.
A reminder to anyone dealing whit a spider infestation:
-You do not have a spider infestation!
-You have a infestation of what ever the spiders are eating!
What if they're eating other spiders?
Thank you for continuing to bring up how much of a monster Kotick is. Never forget.
Bobby Kotick ran 4Kids for only a year or so before the still questionable but less heinous Mr Alfred Kahn took it over. If he still didn’t leave the company, it would have been much worse.
I find it fitting that the Bobby Kotick dating episode came out on Brazilian Valentines' Day
I thought it was a thematic episode until I remembered Steph is a brit
“Think about what it's like for my dating life when the first picture that comes up is me as the Devil.” *Ladies and gentlemen we got him* 😎
"Think about what it's like for my dating life when the first picture that comes up is Bobby Kotick impersonating me 👿."
-The Devil, probably
@@luchotenks2310 Poor Satan, he’s done some bad shit in his life but this was an insult he didn’t deserve
I'm pretty sure that if I had devil horns photoshopped on my face by thousans of people, I would be swimming in pussy and dicks. And I'm a 26 year-old virgin.
I took psych damage from the title alone
A suck *and* a serenade! Truly spoiling us this week, Steph.
Screw having dead spiders. I have live basement spiders. Way better dating material and they keep it bug free. I still don’t believe people are photoshopping horns on his head. I believe he actually has 8 horns and people keep using FX to remove them.
A Zabrak?
@@autobotstarscream765 What an Incredibly good deduction there, but perhaps a somewhat different creature. Don't want to give the Zabraks a bad name.
@@akaimizu1 Indeed!
I once had a one way conversation with a spider while I was showering. I would rather date it than Bobby Kotick.
There are serial killers with more fans than Bobby Kotick!
The average convicted serial killer has more people wanting to date them, too, extrapolating from Bobby's complaint.
@@vikiai4241 Charles Manson straight up had a girlfriend while he was in prison, that’s still one more potential date than Bobby Kotick has ever had
holy shit, Steph performing a solo with an *operatic voice* is something I didn't know I need. so glad I lived this long.
6:09 “I’ve not seen such soft balls since I’ve started taking estrogen” is one of JSS’s all time greatest burns! It proudly announces their identity, roasts a despicable CEO, AND shames a complacent media outlet! Gurl…you’re so damn talented! ❤
I'm so glad I watched this video before my date with Bobby!
Bullet dodged, yeah!
The pic with Bobby on the cover of 'Devil May Cry' is GD _priceless_ 🤣
The "Kotick" stands for "tick" as he's a parasite.
And the Ko is short for cock
So he's a billionaire and/or landlord.
Point being, that doesn't narrow it down enough.
@@shis1988 Could you imagine having Kotick as a landlord?
I couldn’t move out of that house fast enough
6:11 "I've not seen such softballs since I've started taking estrogen"
Proof positive that actual trans jokes made by actual trans people are empirically funnier than any joke *about* trans people made by literally anyone else.
Non-trans people shouldn't laugh at trans jokes, though.
@@bingbongdingdong867 Why not? Shit's funny!
@@bingbongdingdong867 You don't get to tell me what I can and can't laugh at.
@@bingbongdingdong867 I laugh at people jokes. Trans people are people. I am a people. People all over.
@Ghin if only you knew how difficult it is for people to understand that.
"So, You're Thinking About Dating Bobby Kotick "
Ah, that's why I feel ill.
The fact that gamers will continue to ignore his pure greed-influenced business decisions while simultaneously ignoring the financially and mentally strained developers who make the games they claim to love reminds me that gamer culture STILL needs work.
I love what you do with your lipliner at 2:21 I do mine the opposite on top - my lips naturally upturn and I don't want people to think I'm smiling at them, because I'm not. 😒
I hate that he's tryna to pull the antisemitism card. I don't think that man has entered a synagogue, thought about Judaism, or remembered that, in fact, he's Jewish until his ghoul lawyer and PR team made up of goblins told him it could deflect how evil he truly is before he laughed maniacally, turned into a cloud of bats, and flew off to stare at folks sleeping and devour their dreams.
And then the goblin lawyers complained that calling them goblins is anti-Semitic against _them_ to boot!
@@autobotstarscream765 right? And they were all Catholic
I don't know, drawing Bobby Kotick with Horns seems nice when the alternative is putting his head on a pike.
Bobby Kotick's head on a pike is also a better dating prospect than Bobby Kotick, actually.
It'd be measurably better at both giving and receiving head.
That transition from giving Kotick the riot act, to belting out Eclipse... *chef's kiss*
This is such a blatant lie from him. Billionares don't have "normal" experiences like us, using dating apps and the like. That's not how the 1% lives
I thought they had this "billionaire-exclusive" dating app where you need to state your provable income to be able to join.
yeah there’s like raya and whatnot
The saying really is true: 'Money can't buy happiness.'
It warms my heart to see that wealthy narcissists can't get a date. It is just nature taking its proper course.
To be fair, m can indeed buy happiness, if you know where they sell it.
Of course, you need to actually spend it first...
I like the "comic-stylized" look in the thumbnail, it really fits you
The "I haven't seen such softballs since I started taking estrogen" line had me laughing my ass off.
same bc it’s so true 😭😂
These days I've had my libido soar very high up and my thisrty being unquenchable so its nice to see news about Bobby Kotick to freeze all of my hormones to a negative degree
Bobby Kotick is one of the reasons humanity should never create an immortality drug.
The fact this is basically Horizon FW's villains is... beyond nightmare fuel. And then there's the spoilers.
Basically what the villains of Redfall did, and they turned into vampires because of it.
The one and only good part about Redfall is the fact that the villains are just one massive dump in the lap of rich fuckwads.
If there ever is immortality in my lifetime, I'm going to dedicate my entire life to stopping that crap from ever happening.
It is weird to think of a billionaire having problems dating, like is he purposefully trying not to date within the ultra-rich circles he travels in? Which is fascinating.
But I also don’t care, because Bobby Kotick sucks.
it really feels like it should be laughably easy to land a sugar baby. To be a level of vile that even someone desperate for money would turn up their nose because their reputation would be ruined for being tied to dating you... it's impressive
The irony is that a lot of wealthy men actually have a hard time with relationships, because they're obsessed with their work. That's why they're wealthy. They never put any energy into being an actual decent human being. Could you imagine trying to have a conversation with Bobby Kuntlick? It would be so boring, and if you told him he was boring he'd threaten to assassinate you
6:08 "I've not seen such soft balls since I started taking estrogen."
Fair play. That one is brilliant.
This should be the top result for anyone googling Bobby Kotick.
The (literal) gags in this episode has pushed the bar to a new (waist heigh) level
Good job!
I'm a big fan of the Tasmanian devil with horns in his hands
I'm thinking about a parallel universe where I'd have to date Bobby Kotick and retching 🤢
Inventing multiverse travel to save you from this horror is my new quest
@@thatguyinthecorner4648 You the real MVP
I honestly didn't know Kotick was Jewish until a couple of weeks ago, but he is still a literal monster regardless of the lack of horns, much like all other CEOs.
@Zero Bullet's what does it even mean to BE jewish. Call me class-reductionist, but he's a capitalist first, disgusting second and other identities maybe third.
@Zero Bullet's it's probably a lie to try to get people to apologize to him
Nothing on his wikipedia page about it. I can neither confirm nor deny.
Claiming antisemitism is a common (albeit pathetic) defense for ultra wealthy people caught in unethical practices
I think people should still draw the horns on him. He deserves it.
If all it takes is photoshoped devil horns to ruin his lovelife, it wasnt so hot to begin with.
I can't get over that variety photo of him attempting to make him look innocent. It reminds me of that simpsons epidode when mr burns is trying to become mayor
Bobby tried to date a dead spider, it became alive again to just run away
Yooo, JSS can sing on pitch? Word! I literally just burst out into the harmony when you started singing Eclipse. More sing-alongs, please!
One of the best Jimquisitions this year. If not ever.
Yes, more Bobby Kottik dating profile slander
The best thing is that it's not slander if it's the truth.
It's not slander.
But it's not slander if it's the truth.
"I have a mother who was a teacher" instead of "my mother was a teacher", very normal and not at all inhuman way of forming a sentence
Most likely a coincidence, but it is hilarious that today is the date where we celebrate the equivalent of Valentine's Day here in Brazil
"I'll be the first to congratulate him and the comatose parrot he slapped a wig on" I fucking lost shit when you said that. 🤣🤣🤣
Thinking about dating Bobby Cocktick is like breathing manually while your lungs are outside your body. It don't happen.
I heard it on the grapevine that Bobby Kotick's blood type is "maggots"
I knew its coming, Bobby hasnt heard this in forever. Still think that this wasnt harsh enough, the man is pure evil and I am 100% sure that he will NEVER ever understand why people dont like him, he is so far reality that such thoughts are utter alien to him. In his mind he is the victim and everyone is just hating him for no reason.
12:42
“OMG Keagan, you’ve been stood there the whole time I’m so sor- I’m so- *family friendly noises* 😮
Don't compare Kotick to the Devil. Think about how that affects the dating life of the Devil.
"The only push back I've got is from those who thought I was not Harsh Enough."
Best line in the entire thing! Very true though.
Those piggies were so friggen cute. Buckin their front hooves and their ears did some little floppies ❤
Congratulations on defending your title! 🎉
And thank God for you Steph. 😃
My steam profile pic for the past 13 years of so has been Bobby Kotick with red eyes, devil horns, and an evil mustache. Thought about getting rid of it after the horrid things at Acti-Blizz came out, but then I remembered Kotick hates those images, so I kept it!
"whys that dude from warframe here" OH ITS DARVO, YOURE A FUCKING GENIUS
A big congratulations for the person that made the visuals for this one, it's specially good 🎉🎉🎉🎉
It took the 3rd iteration of horns to realize what was going on with the bobby photoshops. Excellent work Zmannzilla, hilarious!
Ah yes, Bobbo Kottick as Smegmatron.
12:48 You are magic, sterling. You popped that off in 8 seconds.
Pov: You're on a date with James Stephanie Sterling in an old basement filled with spiders.
I'd probably enjoy that an infinite amount more than just seeing Bobbert Kotick.
And, just as she gets into the romantic mood, she checks her emails and is halfway through the script whilst you’re just hanging there.
😳
He's not wrong that all the labor complaints come from outside sources, he fired anyone who tried to organize and made them outside sources.
While the topic is definitely worthy of serious discussion, I have to say that this was also one of the funniest videos you've made in awhile. I can't remember the last time I burst out laughing so much!
So what's left to say about Cockdick? Most likely a literal hell of a lot more. But hopefully among that hell will someday come the glorious call of "Adios.".
Speaking of, your singing is ANGELIC. Do me a favor and thank God for it.
Instant like for comparing Bobby Kotick to both Megatron and Darvo in the same video.
Anybody here seen John Oliver's Last Week Tonight "SLAAP suites"? Remember the song? Lowkey wanna do a parody of that song but instead of Bob Murray it's Bobby Kotick.
12:58 "Fucking ADHD" *STEPHANIE PLEASE* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was TWELVE YEARS AGO?! where does all the time fly
bobby pockets really said "i'm not like other ceos"
Nice. I missed having his Photoshops around in the Jimquisition. Understandable reasoning though. Gotta say, the new Photoshops certainly ridicule him even more - I love that. Good job!
I didn’t realize that Bobby Kotick was Jewish and that putting Devil horns on him was bordering on antisemitic imagery. I know that this is all done based on the person and his actions, but there’s honestly more that enough antisemitism floating around the Internet (which is to say, more than zero), so trying to cut back on it is always a good thing in my book.
Bobby Kotick still sucks, though.
Yeah Kotick shouldn't be drawn be horns.
He should be drawn with the eyes of Sauran.. he should be drawn with a clown nose. Rainbow hair and him being thrown into space. Nobody should be near that kind of man regardless of his background.
the wit is fire as always, and the graphics/artwork were next level. Perfect editing, perfect video. Thank god for you!
Keep up the good work Steph.