That handpan drum is really nice, probably the best quality item you guys got which is crazy for a temu product. Darcy is keeping the hello kitty camera for sure.
@@NoodleVerse I don't remember seeing his name spelled, but it sounds like Dasi when Max says it but when Chad is sober it's closer to Darcy and falls off to Dasi the more he drinks so it probably is Darcy and Max just says it like that to mess with him because it's an old English gender neutral name 🤷
@@riccardodellorto4267 Temu launched in 2022 September, and the big Temu ad wave was last year. 2022/06 can't be the date, because Temu didn't even exist then, and that's AFTER the items arrived, not when they ordered them. I think that camera is just shit...
I really wanted them to show more of the bootleg consoles to see what was up with them, one of them was shown half a second of crash the bandicoot with the comment “that’s really crisp”, another was shown playing Mario, the final one literally only showed the emulator screen lmao
If you want an extra bit of fun, watch the first part of the vid where they order stuff then come back 3 months later after you've forgotten too! Then you will be surprised along side Max and Chad!
Mannn imma miss y’all. I leave for boot camp in February 21st when I get out I stggg I’m watching what I missed and if y’all only post 2 vids when I’m gone imma be pissed man😭😭 but all love 🫡💯
3:07 seeing chad actually nervous about displaying one of these signs out front of the office is an insane culture shock, i remember back in the mid 2010s you couldnt walk down the street in american suburbia without seeing one of these signs.
I literally get so excited every time I see a new cold ones episode is posted. Sometimes I wish I’d never seen them so I could rewatch the magic of these videos from a fresh perspective lol
I love how they spend the first couple moments saying how shit and detestable temu is, then proceed to give them 5000 dollars of their own (viewers) money
My first thought reading the title: morally bankrupt cold ones endorsing temu! Shame! A few seconds into the video: morally respectable cold ones bashing temu! Respect!
I was literally crying with laughter when Chad put on the pink suit and started dancing at 15:36. Even more so, when he put the FNAF mask on. "Bust it down sexual style!" LOL
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Feeling groggy today
REAL (I am now an alcoholic )
The old gods have decided Chad & Max can't have a middle east man mug
Funny animated screaming Mexican man
holy shit srpelo spookymonth
They are not worthy in the eyes of Allah
cold ones is officially haram content
if you ever get invited to cold ones, you should get them one as a gift, pelo
Max's ability to spend unholy amounts of money only to break it all will never cease to amaze me
Guess it's a write off lol..
I mean when the mofos are offered 600k from a strange asian site in an ad deal, they can afford to burn a few 100k
It bugs me... there's poor kids starving in Africa, while these 2 are breaking R/C cars... either use the products or feed them to an Ethiopian!
@@Zackaria_sMax😂
I mean I'm not sure even a starving ethopian would eat an rc car, but yeh get the sentiment, if not the message@@Zackaria_sMax
The autism tshirt, the fedora, the glasses, the WoW weapons, and a trumpet. Chad has become the ultimate redditor
dont forget the stink serum
*Discord mod
@@hannahbell6314 there is no difference
He's built like one
And the newborns
i love when they buy terrible cameras and use the footage. this was such a good episode
I love how they put Japanese subtitles too
So late but the shot of him playing the handpan from the shitty camera really got me. 9:18
@FelixHelix max nearly slipping on the trashcan at 8:31 is an honorably mention
Max unintentionally doing an accurate Tool cover on the steel drums
Which song? I couldn't figure it out
I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious
lmao it actually does sound like the vicarious intro
why does it kinda sound like Lights theme?
Laterlalus
Finally, a new Cold Ones episode
“Finally, green slime”
For real though
Right
finally
cold ones
I was gonna say the same thing
As a Chinese dude I have to thank you for supporting my uncles business
Whuk yo uncle
Ramen noodles
7:48 i love the idea that max was so grossed out he could only shout curses in response
he sings them curses 😂
it's his defense mechanism
@@terriblyterrified8742 accurate lol
It’s good to see that even into their late 60’s, our friends at Cold Ones are still creating content for us to consume
9:20 max just casually playing a tool song
Really what song ? Or are you just joking
Not 100%, but I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious
Ok thanks
i heard the marble machine at first
15:35 Pink Guy has really let himself go since Frank left...
That handpan drum is really nice, probably the best quality item you guys got which is crazy for a temu product. Darcy is keeping the hello kitty camera for sure.
Timestamp?
@@lukamagicc 9:20
wtf his name is Dasi? i always thought it was Darcy said with their accents
@@Ianv14 Pretty sure it is Darcy, maybe he just didn't know how it was spelt, could be im wrong too idk
@@NoodleVerse I don't remember seeing his name spelled, but it sounds like Dasi when Max says it but when Chad is sober it's closer to Darcy and falls off to Dasi the more he drinks so it probably is Darcy and Max just says it like that to mess with him because it's an old English gender neutral name 🤷
At 18:23 amazes me because there is so many 1 second scenes of unexplained things that never come back around
lmao gotta be able to write off all the dumb shit on taxes so it needs to be in the video
@@bryces8153the patreon vid is longer and they go through more
6:32 i just lost it at darcy walking into frame
"OW THATS MY COCK THATS MY COCK"
- Max
dude i just want you to know you get it XDDD im lauging my ass off
I take a break from Cold Ones on accident every now and again and i come back crying laughing
You guys are the best
Having Chad and max on the wrong sides of the table hurts my brain
Nah seriously though
lmaoo i didn’t even notice 😂 i thought they looked a bit different
finally,
alternate dimension Cold Ones
I thought something was off
Do they not switch in most vids? I don't even notice 9/10 times and I have autism.
Getting a temu ad before the video clearly shows Max and Chad are doing great things for the company
You guys could honestly make videos like this forever and I would watch every fucking one.
I don’t think if I’ve seen Max this sober in a looooooong time. 😂
1:06 that aged amazingly
max knew.
Not really, they talk about mr beast all the time
This hello kitty camera is what people use to capture the "alien proof" footage
8:08 litterally filmed in 2022 the production goes fast 🔥🔥🔥
I thought it was a joke. It can't be a 18 months old video, right?
@@riccardodellorto4267 Temu launched in 2022 September, and the big Temu ad wave was last year.
2022/06 can't be the date, because Temu didn't even exist then, and that's AFTER the items arrived, not when they ordered them.
I think that camera is just shit...
Well, it *is* a chinese knockoff
@@toypadbotbots Well, it is a perfečt coverup
@@an0nym00se4 well, that’s perfect.
3:37 I absolutely love the subtle call backs to old vids
Wdym old videos like old cold one videos or old 2017 vids
"the only ethical way to buy beast merch" honestly that aged pretty well
That one scene from robots 6:43
Lmfaooo
max breaking the second sheikh mug broke ME
I loved it when Max gave Chad a big ol’ kiss in this one
6:48 this is amazing
Also max being talented at the handpan reminded of skinny Pete playing the piano
I can't when Chad eats the dried cricket at 7:48 and Max starts singing curses 😂
THE AMOUNT OF SPYWARE THAT'LL BE HERE ONCE WE'LL BE DONE IS RIDICULOUS IM CRYINNGGGG
I really wanted them to show more of the bootleg consoles to see what was up with them, one of them was shown half a second of crash the bandicoot with the comment “that’s really crisp”, another was shown playing Mario, the final one literally only showed the emulator screen lmao
Idk man i think that could've gotten them sued or something lol. Especially by Nintendo
The anbernic 35 (gameboy) is actually pretty cool the console style emulators are hot garbage
they didn't make it@@doug-core8850
It’s the miyoo mini plus. It’s actually pretty legit. There’s custom firmware for it called onion OS that is maintained by the community.
Agree completely. The quickly tossing something aside without even trying it isn't as cute as they think.
Chad turned into Nightwing for like .2 seconds before thwacking the side of his head with the staff.
If you want an extra bit of fun, watch the first part of the vid where they order stuff then come back 3 months later after you've forgotten too! Then you will be surprised along side Max and Chad!
Maxs “NEXT!” Brings me back to his fan openings
Remember the Star Wars kid? 16:42 This is him now. Feel old yet?
Mannn imma miss y’all. I leave for boot camp in February 21st when I get out I stggg I’m watching what I missed and if y’all only post 2 vids when I’m gone imma be pissed man😭😭 but all love 🫡💯
good luck brodie times gonna fly by u got this
Good luck dude!!
Chad was made to be at a Steampunk convention. Max ended up looking like he belongs in an IMVU lobby
this is so accurate lmao
Spending thousands of dollars on items that are only shown for 0.1 seconds 😭😂 I wanted to see how the fake game systems played
The first one they showed was an anbernic 35xx. Well worth tracking down UA-cam reviews. It's a nice thing.
Like the other reply, the anbernic game boy is actually pretty sick and worth checking out the others are garbage
The hello kitty camera video of him playing the trumpet looks like a jazz band lounge fever dream
1:02 "This is the only ethical way to buy Mr. Beast merch" 💀
14:15 Chad looking like the final boss of Discord moderation
There's nothing more precious than a baby Chads laughter. ❤
You guys getting trashed is my favorite. Do another paying Fiverr people, have them make music, and make it an album 😂
I'd listen to it on spotify all the time
@@Slormplo I love their absurdist humor. Technically I'm a Fiverr artist too, and I'd do whatever they'd send 😂
that's actually a really good idea tho
I still find myself singing the krongo song
they do that at the end of the year to burn patreon money as a tax write off
12:48 max you weren’t destined to have that fucking mug
3:07 seeing chad actually nervous about displaying one of these signs out front of the office is an insane culture shock, i remember back in the mid 2010s you couldnt walk down the street in american suburbia without seeing one of these signs.
After the things that Max has put in his mouth, that should not have been his reaction to the cricket 😂
I met King Bach the other day at the comedy store in DTLA, I shook his hand and told him I’m a big fan of his work, but only a spoonful…
17:49 had me dead “geT the FuCk oUtA mY FaCe”
The cloudfit and white fedora goes hard
It's really awesome to see you guys taking the risk and reviewing that under-the-radar website so we, the viewers, know what we're getting into.
I literally get so excited every time I see a new cold ones episode is posted. Sometimes I wish I’d never seen them so I could rewatch the magic of these videos from a fresh perspective lol
Love that every episode is “woah is this so amazing let’s get it” then “wtf is this stupid thing” (tosses it immediately)
11:20, Chad doesn't know weather to be happy, excited, or scared 😂
I got a Temu ad right after the video. The comedy writes itself.
2:30 I think you were ahead of your time with the Drake talk and then immediately followed by you adding children dolls to the cart 😂😂
I love how they spend the first couple moments saying how shit and detestable temu is, then proceed to give them 5000 dollars of their own (viewers) money
Because it’s funny
@@OliviaOli86 This one fell kind of flat though
Funny
@@DantesGrill Me when I state my opinion as fact:
@@TheNefariousPenguin Me when I'm so autismo I need everyone to state that it's an opinion or else I think it's a fact:
I always get a little kindle of joy whenever they post a new vid 😁
first time watching while actually drinking
i'm never watching sober again
Once you smoke crack on your channel it sets the bar so high everyone is just expecting more crack.
It's a vicious crack cycle.
My first thought reading the title: morally bankrupt cold ones endorsing temu! Shame!
A few seconds into the video: morally respectable cold ones bashing temu! Respect!
Chad is such a handsome fella
I guess girls do ❤ his autistic swag after all
Ok
Ok
I thought this one said wholesome last night.. apparently I can't read, anyway, still true
He is
I tagged a real company on Temu's instagram and got banned from commenting on anything for a week. Shit is wild
Getting a temu ad below this video is wild
9:25 unlocked a forgotten memory for some reason
10:55 the tail was upside down. the white part goes ot he bottom, so it curls upwards :3
Max dropping and breaking the bearded man mug was hilarious
I wish the patreon vids were edited as well as the stuff on yt, I’d happily pay more for it
11:40 best bit in the whole video
Reminds me of the Evil Butler in Baldurs Gate 3.
Chad was so happy in this one! I laughed the whole episode
👁️🫦👁️
Honey, a new colds one episode dropped
Chad was born to wear that fit, it suits him too well.
they are back finally
Fr man I was getting sad
Why's that hat and glasses combo look so good on Chad?!
Ooooh more impulse spending! My favorite types of videos by you gents 😌
i love how they just forget to review some priducts and youll just see a random one sitting there open
pink guy gained some weight 15:40
6:48 He rocks the steam punk 😂
Max has probably consumed more asbestos than a 1970s construction worker
Chad right clicking instead of clicking scroll has me ragin
you can click the middle mouse button while hovering over the product to put it into a new tab btw
I didn’t like how Max looked at 17:10 his face scared me
Cold ones always brighten my day. Love ya mates❤
15:15 giving some flashbacks
hahahaha to be young again am i right? I have a question though. is this thumbnail clickbait?
12:47 The hype for the middle eastern man mug and then it later shattering was hilarious
I come back to this video weekly just to see Chad mesmerized by Max playing the hand pan
The hello kitty camera with its footage is the purest piece of consumerism on this planet
9:19 I thought max was going to play the Breaking Bad theme for a second.
I was literally crying with laughter when Chad put on the pink suit and started dancing at 15:36. Even more so, when he put the FNAF mask on. "Bust it down sexual style!" LOL
I love chad’s rendition of “ho ho Korea” at 17:00 truly a beautiful tune
He put on the ring that makes you invisible *"and gay"* 😂😭😭
Damn 9:25 new aphex twin song goes hard
For real it did sounded kinda good
I just wanted to say that this money could have been donated to charity, but this is more important
Finally, Warm Ones
Please do more of these kinds of videos they are my absolute favourite
Can I please have the little pink camera, it would genuinely be perfect for my UA-cam videos, thank you 😌🤝
Haha does actually look like it’d suit your vibe!
hahahh yep thats what i thought 🤔@@monopolymccnn
10:50 the moment everything went wrong 😂
The insides of those cigarettes releasing smoke when you rub them reminds me of white phosphorus. I really hope it's something else
14:35 "sir can you please hold my baby for me for a quick second....😮"
the cut to him playing the steel pan from the hello kitty camera was heavenly