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Feeling groggy today
REAL (I am now an alcoholic )
The old gods have decided Chad & Max can't have a middle east man mug
Funny animated screaming Mexican man
holy shit srpelo spookymonth
They are not worthy in the eyes of Allah
cold ones is officially haram content
if you ever get invited to cold ones, you should get them one as a gift, pelo
The autism tshirt, the fedora, the glasses, the WoW weapons, and a trumpet. Chad has become the ultimate redditor
dont forget the stink serum
*Discord mod
@@hannahbell6314 there is no difference
He's built like one
And the newborns
i love when they buy terrible cameras and use the footage. this was such a good episode
7:48 i love the idea that max was so grossed out he could only shout curses in response
he sings them curses 😂
Max's ability to spend unholy amounts of money only to break it all will never cease to amaze me
Guess it's a write off lol..
I mean when the mofos are offered 600k from a strange asian site in an ad deal, they can afford to burn a few 100k
It bugs me... there's poor kids starving in Africa, while these 2 are breaking R/C cars... either use the products or feed them to an Ethiopian!
@@Zackaria_sMax😂
I mean I'm not sure even a starving ethopian would eat an rc car, but yeh get the sentiment, if not the message@@Zackaria_sMax
As a Chinese dude I have to thank you for supporting my uncles business
Whuk yo uncle
Max unintentionally doing an accurate Tool cover on the steel drums
Which song? I couldn't figure it out
I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious
Finally, a new Cold Ones episode
“Finally, green slime”
For real though
Right
finally
cold ones
I was gonna say the same thing
Having Chad and max on the wrong sides of the table hurts my brain
Nah seriously though
lmaoo i didn’t even notice 😂 i thought they looked a bit different
finally,
alternate dimension Cold Ones
I thought something was off
Do they not switch in most vids? I don't even notice 9/10 times and I have autism.
It’s good to see that even into their late 60’s, our friends at Cold Ones are still creating content for us to consume
6:32 i just lost it at darcy walking into frame
"OW THATS MY COCK THATS MY COCK"
- Max
15:35 Pink Guy has really let himself go since Frank left...
That handpan drum is really nice, probably the best quality item you guys got which is crazy for a temu product. Darcy is keeping the hello kitty camera for sure.
Timestamp?
@@lukamagicc 9:20
wtf his name is Dasi? i always thought it was Darcy said with their accents
@@Ianv14 Pretty sure it is Darcy, maybe he just didn't know how it was spelt, could be im wrong too idk
@@NoodleVerse I don't remember seeing his name spelled, but it sounds like Dasi when Max says it but when Chad is sober it's closer to Darcy and falls off to Dasi the more he drinks so it probably is Darcy and Max just says it like that to mess with him because it's an old English gender neutral name 🤷
The pacing in this video felt so fast like I was watching at 1.25x speed 😅 I'm glad I've got the patreon so I can see the products more
agreed, especially at the start of the video. i think they ordered too many items or something, but its not a crime to have a longer video
I don’t think if I’ve seen Max this sober in a looooooong time. 😂
At 18:23 amazes me because there is so many 1 second scenes of unexplained things that never come back around
lmao gotta be able to write off all the dumb shit on taxes so it needs to be in the video
I'M THE CREATOR OF THE ALLIGATOR MEME. It's so wacky to see a chinese cheap plastic thing of my meme in a cold ones video
You guys could honestly make videos like this forever and I would watch every fucking one.
That one scene from robots 6:43
9:20 max just casually playing a tool song
Really what song ? Or are you just joking
Not 100%, but I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious
Ok thanks
This hello kitty camera is what people use to capture the "alien proof" footage
8:08 litterally filmed in 2022 the production goes fast 🔥🔥🔥
I thought it was a joke. It can't be a 18 months old video, right?
@@riccardodellorto4267 Temu launched in 2022 September, and the big Temu ad wave was last year.
2022/06 can't be the date, because Temu didn't even exist then, and that's AFTER the items arrived, not when they ordered them.
I think that camera is just shit...
Well, it *is* a chinese knockoff
@@toypadbotbots Well, it is a perfečt coverup
@@an0nym00se4 well, that’s perfect.
Remember the Star Wars kid? 16:42 This is him now. Feel old yet?
It's really awesome to see you guys taking the risk and reviewing that under-the-radar website so we, the viewers, know what we're getting into.
Getting a temu ad before the video clearly shows Max and Chad are doing great things for the company
You guys getting trashed is my favorite. Do another paying Fiverr people, have them make music, and make it an album 😂
I'd listen to it on spotify all the time
@@Raltziicoon I love their absurdist humor. Technically I'm a Fiverr artist too, and I'd do whatever they'd send 😂
that's actually a really good idea tho
I still find myself singing the krongo song
they do that at the end of the year to burn patreon money as a tax write off
I purchased a printer off Temu now I'm gay. Pls be safe
Chad was made to be at a Steampunk convention. Max ended up looking like he belongs in an IMVU lobby
14:15 Chad looking like the final boss of Discord moderation
Chad turned into Nightwing for like .2 seconds before thwacking the side of his head with the staff.
My first thought reading the title: morally bankrupt cold ones endorsing temu! Shame!
A few seconds into the video: morally respectable cold ones bashing temu! Respect!
3:07 seeing chad actually nervous about displaying one of these signs out front of the office is an insane culture shock, i remember back in the mid 2010s you couldnt walk down the street in american suburbia without seeing one of these signs.
I really wanted them to show more of the bootleg consoles to see what was up with them, one of them was shown half a second of crash the bandicoot with the comment “that’s really crisp”, another was shown playing Mario, the final one literally only showed the emulator screen lmao
Idk man i think that could've gotten them sued or something lol. Especially by Nintendo
The anbernic 35 (gameboy) is actually pretty cool the console style emulators are hot garbage
they didn't make it@@doug-core8850
It’s the miyoo mini plus. It’s actually pretty legit. There’s custom firmware for it called onion OS that is maintained by the community.
Agree completely. The quickly tossing something aside without even trying it isn't as cute as they think.
max breaking the second sheikh mug broke ME
I literally get so excited every time I see a new cold ones episode is posted. Sometimes I wish I’d never seen them so I could rewatch the magic of these videos from a fresh perspective lol
There's nothing more precious than a baby Chads laughter. ❤
Spending thousands of dollars on items that are only shown for 0.1 seconds 😭😂 I wanted to see how the fake game systems played
The first one they showed was an anbernic 35xx. Well worth tracking down UA-cam reviews. It's a nice thing.
Like the other reply, the anbernic game boy is actually pretty sick and worth checking out the others are garbage
I loved it when Max gave Chad a big ol’ kiss in this one
I was literally crying with laughter when Chad put on the pink suit and started dancing at 15:36. Even more so, when he put the FNAF mask on. "Bust it down sexual style!" LOL
Hey editors, wanna fun fact to flash if they do another Temu episode, flash how many of those packages trace to Xinjiang China. Then you can flash on screen "# of products made in labor camps."
So when Max says, "It was a Chinese guy" in response to "What's this made of?" He's statistically likely.
3:37 I absolutely love the subtle call backs to old vids
After the things that Max has put in his mouth, that should not have been his reaction to the cricket 😂
I can't when Chad eats the dried cricket at 7:48 and Max starts singing curses 😂
These being filmed at 2 am actually makes a lot of sense
I love how they spend the first couple moments saying how shit and detestable temu is, then proceed to give them 5000 dollars of their own (viewers) money
Because it’s funny
@@OliviaOli86 This one fell kind of flat though
Funny
@@DantesGrill Me when I state my opinion as fact:
@@DantesGrill NOT BUSSIN HELLA UNTRU NOT BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I met King Bach the other day at the comedy store in DTLA, I shook his hand and told him I’m a big fan of his work, but only a spoonful…
17:49 had me dead “geT the FuCk oUtA mY FaCe”
The insides of those cigarettes releasing smoke when you rub them reminds me of white phosphorus. I really hope it's something else
Cold ones always brighten my day. Love ya mates❤
I tagged a real company on Temu's instagram and got banned from commenting on anything for a week. Shit is wild
I love seeing you guys and the boys juggle ideas back and forth its awesome and still funny asf cuz each channel has their own character
Ooooh more impulse spending! My favorite types of videos by you gents 😌
Max has probably consumed more asbestos than a 1970s construction worker
Chad is such a handsome fella
I guess girls do ❤ his autistic swag after all
Ok
Ok
I thought this one said wholesome last night.. apparently I can't read, anyway, still true
12:48 max you weren’t destined to have that fucking mug
i needed a new video from you SO BAD HAHAHAHA i got a good laugh 🤣 love u guys ❤
Chad was born to wear that fit, it suits him too well.
first time watching while actually drinking
i'm never watching sober again
Needed this so badly, thank you for making my day
Why's that hat and glasses combo look so good on Chad?!
pink guy gained some weight 15:40
I always get a little kindle of joy whenever they post a new vid 😁
Love that every episode is “woah is this so amazing let’s get it” then “wtf is this stupid thing” (tosses it immediately)
If you want an extra bit of fun, watch the first part of the vid where they order stuff then come back 3 months later after you've forgotten too! Then you will be surprised along side Max and Chad!
11:20, Chad doesn't know weather to be happy, excited, or scared 😂
I wish the patreon vids were edited as well as the stuff on yt, I’d happily pay more for it
6:48 this is amazing
Also max being talented at the handpan reminded of skinny Pete playing the piano
Love the new style content max. Been watching since that god awful crabby patty & the food coloring milk chugs 🤮🤣 All your old videos made me laugh as a kid and the new ones still do today. Thanks man.
Another great vid! Love you guys
they are back finally
Fr man I was getting sad
Mannn imma miss y’all. I leave for boot camp in February 21st when I get out I stggg I’m watching what I missed and if y’all only post 2 vids when I’m gone imma be pissed man😭😭 but all love 🫡💯
good luck brodie times gonna fly by u got this
Good luck dude!!
Total Absurdity but I absolutely love it !! Nice work guys. 🤣🤣
Honey, a new colds one episode dropped
tip: being drunk and watching these makes them 10x better
Chad was so happy in this one! I laughed the whole episode
👁️🫦👁️
They are finally back from the dead!🎉 love you guys ❤ I've been thirsty for some Chad.
Am i the only one who is uncomfortable with the swap of sides that they sit on
Yes! I’ve been waiting for a temu episode!!
I love how the UA-cam sponsorship ad on this video is actually Temu lmao
Good to see new stuff
Please do more of these kinds of videos they are my absolute favourite
He put on the ring that makes you invisible *"and gay"* 😂😭😭
The hello kitty camera with its footage is the purest piece of consumerism on this planet
Getting a temu ad below this video is wild
Idk where else to mention this so Imma just comment it here. Last night I had a dream where I checked this video and the description suddenly said something like "This will be the final Cold Ones video with Chad and most likely the end of this channel. Thank you for the support over the years." Then I was like "what the fuck" and looked into it and it turned out that the Cold Ones team saw some slightly edgy old tweets Chad made years ago and decided he wasn't good for the brand so they kicked him out of the channel. I was pretty relieved when I woke up and realized it was a dream.
The hello kitty camera video of him playing the trumpet looks like a jazz band lounge fever dream
Someone should tell these guys about virtual machines and prepaid credit cards
Finally….new cold ones lore too binge
In you ever do a Cameo Episode again try getting BadlandsChugs, hes an extremely wholsome guy who chugs Like 5liters of Pepsi and milk. Would love to See you Commission him
11:40 best bit in the whole video
Finally, Warm Ones
Max dropping and breaking the bearded man mug was hilarious
Other UA-camrs: Gladly take six figures in sponsorship money to promote sketchy Chinese sweatshop website.
Cold Ones: Spend hundreds of dollars of their own money so they can bash the website incessantly and end their video with "Don't ever buy anything from this website, don't trust the UA-camrs".
And that's why we love them.
If max doesn’t come back soon ima send regirock to his household and make it scream non stop
Finally, an honest review.
Remember to yell "TAIWAN IS A REAL COUNTRY" while opening each package.
Chad wearing the autism shirt with the minecraft sword and deal with it glasses is one of the funniest things I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
I love how they don't realize the tail is on upside-down!!! 😂😂😂
I love that I got an ad for Temu on this video!