Crazy Hypotheticals (The Button) (FULL STREAM)
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Would you guys be interested in more streams like this? Let me know!
Maybe once on a while, but not too often
bro, I loved the tier list and button stream so much, you NEED to do more
yes
This stuff is great, guaranteed hypotheticals were always my favorite things for streamers to talk about.
i absolutely loved this if i'm being honest, this was a blast
i would push all the buttons to instantaneously become an immortal entity that's faced every thing ever
you turn into kirby
Luka Emmerson the Enigmatic UnEmpress i like the way you think
But no one believes you.
You would turn into Stanley, from The Stanley Parable
You would inevitably turn into a furry (the dream)
Salty's new Gamer chair is an instant 10/10
As a trans woman, the idea of deleting every picture of me that currently exists is a benefit all of itself
same
I would love to erase myself from existence
Wait
based
@@fizzydrinkuno That will already happen in 50-60 years. There is no need to waste a perfectly good button on it.
@@caseyp5861 My estimates are 10-20 years
36:11 minority doesn't only mean racial minority, it can also mean a minority of people that like a certain thing. For example, a minority of the population are pedophiles, and if you hate pedophiles like any sane person, this would turn you into one.
Definitely a poorly phrased question, becoming a part of whatever subset group you hate most is a fine hypothetical but the way it's worded is real awkward.
Like minority could be interpreted as anything less common, for example, a Balan Wonderworld fan (truly the most despicable creatures), but it just comes off the wrong way.
yeah but I highly doubt that's what the person who wrote it intended, when someone says minority without any other context like that it can be safely assumed they mean racial minority.
@@conit4125 that or LGBTQ+ members
Do dreamsexuals count as a minority or a plague?
Exactly what I was thinking, if I was a pedophile I think the guilt would make me kill myself.
Stopping the death of Ferdinand wouldn’t stop the war, it was inevitable since the starving Europeans countries were in an alliance against the colonial empires. All that’s doing is stopping an archaic noble dying, which is cringe
Ferdinand was up there in terms of quality of archaic nobility. Also, you realize imperialistic empires were the major players of both sides on the war, right?
@@ayandragon2727 “it was inevitable since the starving European countries were in an alliance against the colonial empires” both side were imperialistic, this is what I said. Also what is a quality noble? Someone who steals a tad less then a bad noble? Someone who has become so politically impotent that merely their birthright is upheld, while they live in luxury of all their taxation pillaging, untouched by the republic? The praising kings, princes and nobles is a meme, they were collectively the worst of their time, similar to capitalist (/imperialists) now. Whatever progressive tendency they had, like the capitalist, are long dead, they aren’t worth defending in the modern day, evidently their progressive nature at a given point should be acknowledged, but with hindsight with how a ruling class emerges and dominates
make him die that die because he died on my birthday so I can technically say WW1 was sparked on my birthday
You also have to remember that Pokémon humans are ridiculously superhuman, so if you get sent to the Pokémon world as like a normal person, you’ll probably get accidentally killed just because people expect you to be way more durable.
well assumedly if you're leaving a suicided body behind, youd be getting a new body capable of whatever a human or equivalent in the world is capable of
I always get scared by captcha tests because it's like... "I missed a red light? But that's impossible! How do I know I'm human? What if I'm actually 1,987 tiny robots piloting an oversized bootleg Muppet?" and then you remember there are bots programmed to beat captcha tests, and now you know you're too dumb to be human or robot, and now you have to figure out if you're some kind of mutant lemming or some shit. Are you? Who the fuck knows at this point?
You are a robot, you just run on Windows Vista.
8:46 salty phantump is literally a dead kid, yamask is just some dead guy, like 40% of ghost types are either eating or made of souls, people prolly die all the time thinking about getting a dragon type only for said dragons parent to rip them in half
Not to mention Dusknoir who can just accidently take a sleeping person's soul, Looking under Mimikyu's cloak WILL kill you, Houndoom's burns never go away, Hatterene will silence anyone who is too loud...
Yveltal speaks for itself.
*Pokemon are terrifying creatures.*
@@thedailybrowser5951 and i love like 85% of them :)
@@deluxxyfan7tristanwood961 Me too buddy, Me too...
except for me it's... only two I dislike?
@@thedailybrowser5951 i just hate bug types, they give poison types a bad name by the sheer amount of association, and the pokemon with douch movesets that some gym leaders or elite 4 use
@@deluxxyfan7tristanwood961 Bugs were the inspiration for the series, So if anything Bugs should be buffed.
the "make one person fall in love with you" one is the death note of sex
The roommate one is absolutely rigged because wouldn’t they just be a murderer?
"Do you think that people die like... horrific accidents in the Pokémon world? Like we never see that in the games, but do you think that it happens? Because that would suck, because if I went into the Pokémon world, I would think that like I could never die by normal causes."
*Clearly someone doesn't know about the story of Machamp's Trainer in Alola.* (We don't SEE it, but the story is told clearly by his wife.)
To answer your question: *Yes, it happens. Yes, you can die by normal means.*
It feels like something changed in Pokemon. Like, in legend arceus they are blood hungry and really really really loves to maul humans to death at any opportunity. And then in modern pokemon its just occasionnal accidents
@@magusperde365 I think PLA just has it so that Pokémon aren't domesticated at all, they aren't used to humans and don't understand just how big a deal killing them is to human society
This made me genuinely curious, and apparently it was revealed that team rocket is in their twenties in the second episode in a drama cd or something like that. Take that as you will
Yep! They’re fully grown adults who hate children.
at 36:16 if were counting like, numeric minorities, for me that thrn me into a billionaire, which is sweet cuz then i could solve a bunch of shit, gg weird racist question get gamered
commented this before i saw salty say the same shit now i am feeling very dumb and irl crying
I was terrified of beedrill because of a route where they would hang out and charge at you if they notice you in Pokemon Ranger Shadows of Almia.
I think the immortal being one is actually just free like salty said. You can do anything, you can just fracture your mind or something into another being that’s also you and have that you just have fun everywhere while the other floats and maybe swap every once in a while.
You don't need to teleport far though. Just teleport in small increments with a bottle of water and a box of protein bars!
Reincarnating in the Pokemon world doesn’t ensure you will be a human, Derrick.
Is that a pro or a con?
@@Sirius10117 i mean for salty it would just be the friendlockes but on the other receding end so
Imagine you appear and you're a vaporeon
@@magusperde365 some things are best left unsaid
POV: you’re the Narrator looking through a list of chairs and tables
ive already pressed the subscribe button what more do you want from me?
Do it again
tmw you try to find a royalty-free chair and it gives you a bunch of empty thrones because it looked for chairs free of their royalty
Okay so here's what you do about the furry assassination. You get a fursuit of that exact OC and then save the archduke while wearing it. Invisible ghost furry would be so confused.
Honestly, the first button would be pretty bad to press if you didn't get to CHOOSE who you are in the fantasy world
However, if it allows you to customize yourself for that world then I'd accept it in a heartbeat
the immortality, earth explodes in 1000 years thing is so stupid. the universe is insanely massive, the chance that earth is the only inhabited planet is insanely small. once the earth is gone, you could just. find a new planet
I imagine it's final destination rules so ni matter what he does, fate will twist the outcome so he remains floating through the vacuum of space
Technically it says you’d be forced to stay in space though, I guess anything DOES include changing what space is
It also says you can do anything. Just instantly create a new planet.
They do specify the vacuum of space though, so you wouldn't get to go to a planet because it isn't a vacuum.
Salty should just make a chair in Minecraft and use lime green concrete around it for the green screen
minority means the smallest, so it's not necessarily a race thing I think it could also mean, for example, racists, child molesters, human trafficers, a Kardashian, at least that's what I thought
For the Pokémon world you HAVE to carry around your own Pokémon. I mean, you are literally told it’s dangerous to go out alone.
The very fact that you need to make a billionaire like you to solve world hunger says a lot about our current world.
35:10 damn, I'd just become a Gamer
alternative title: streamer man exposes his entire political and moral compass over the span of an hour
Salty is the ultimate male wife
What?
@@gamingforfun8662 I will not clarify
Based
Based snufkin pfp
You could become Ken Pender and give sega the rights to their characters back so we finally get sonic chronicles 2
I'd become the smartest person and become Dr. Eggman.
to answer salty's question about team rocket, i looked it up. though we don't have a specific number, they're both officially in their 20s.
How did you get blocked by Ken Penders?
The thing about the pokemon world is that yes, you can get horrifically injured, but then you could just have your Ribombee Pollen Puff you and you'd be fine.
Like you'd be in incredible pain but you'd be OK physically.
You'd have to be one shot so hard you don't even just pass out to outright die in pokemon, unless you're not prepared.
...Like most of the kids they send out on adventure...
...I'm starting to realize why the majority of trainers you meet are adults.
As for the photo one, I don't really mind, but I know my mom would be heartbroken if she lost all my baby pictures.
I couldn't do that to her.
9:00-9:09 That's just the Mount Silver creepypasta in a nutshell.
27:43 isn't that just Shockwave from transformers?
24:27 does this imply that my confort white boy is NOT a virgin?????
You can have an orgasm without losing your virginity, it's called masturbation. Personally, I leave it at the word itself and refuse to imagine anyone performing it.
I'm disappointed you just threw away a nice chair that matched your style in favor of a toilet.
Some of these are questions just shows that how nice and considerate Salty is
Can’t believe salty was copy stricken for the chair of all things
29:30 this makes no logical sense because salty chose for elon musk to become his partner that would do anything he tells him to
as a long-distance runner, the teleportation one sounds great
Salty immediately assuming that the “baddies” in Pokémon were the Pokémon and not, like, Lusamine is very telling. I’d go for the baddies (Lusamine and Cynthia and Rika and Iono probably)
omg salty pngtuber?
26:12 Salty knows Vladimir Putin?
Yeah you die in horrific ways
Some Pokédex’s detail that a bit like Mimikyu sending you to a agonizing slow death just by seeing its true form or mega Salamance being able to slice a person in two etc
34:22
i mean, what if she starts putting her hand on a stove, you'll feel the pain and it could SERIOUSLY hurt her, there is a rare disease which removes pain and its more of a curse then a blessing from what ive heard
20:03 so it’s just what Ben 10 did after the universe was destroyed
He just couldn’t replicate that one smoothie flavor
57:47
I'm sorry wut da fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck???????????????????? When did this garbo happen???
7:00 Omori moment
I would become Ellon musk and buy both Archie and ken penders and sega and spawn more of is archi comics
The dream house thing is so unfortunate bc I would literally just get hatecrimed
blud has the best gaming chair
of 2022 BC ~ 2095
I love how salty spends 6 minutes finding a good chair
idk about you guys but if i ever get the opportunity to go back in time im going to sink columbus's ship
the fact he didn't sit on the Captain's Seat from Sonic Adventure.
Yo Inuyashiki is sick dude glad to see other people who watched it.
You kept getting thrones because you searched royalty
He needs to keep the potty forever
What would you do if you did own the Sonic IP?
17:27 your housemate exclusively eats at chick fil a
the world peace or suits is a "how I met your mother" reference
Immortality is based and no one can convince me otherwise
I answer with my choice and reasoning on each button before I hear your choice
0. Yes I am interested in more streams like this
1. No. Just no.
2. Um, no? (Weird question for a parrot)
3. Absolutely not I don't even like innapropriate stuff and the only options are my dog or a parent of mine unless there's some weird exceptions and inclusions (also it's not non-binary inclusive >.
51:14
But if the person you hate the most is yourself?
Probably could have drawn one
I wanna like the video, but it's at 69, don't wanna ruin the moment
74, forget it
17:35 just soundproof your house
Flightless birds can glide
41:36 also there's a loophole here. if I hit the button, I could become famous for like learning how to do crazy stunts midsong since I wouldn't have to worry about it compromising my skill. Sure it'll be a gimmick but I think it'd be cool as shit still
46:02 This image is so fucking ridiculous, and somehow I doubt an actual furry commissioned it unironically
You could see big bang two
Isn’t the first hypothetical just the plot of Pokémon Legends Arceus?
6:20 questions begin
froggy chair (:
21:00 ahh a man and his cat
Nice chair salt man
For the first one the only world I'd want to go to would be one where I could just fucking cheese the laws of the world. Like imagine an rpg where you could be a god and just gring slimes for eternity.
I fell asleep watching this video and woke up at furry guiding an assassination what
Take over ceo of Nintendo for a day and buy sonic and boom good sonic games made by Nintendo and also sonic in Mario kart and more sonic character smash reps since u gotta have more than one for an ip that you own
no
Alternatively discontinue sonic to save the world
@@urmomgayest sega couldn’t care less about sonic all they know is that he makes them money since it’s sonic the hedgehog a great character with no intent to try and make a good game just like a bunch of random crap like throw him into a book he’s reading to save a genie, become a knight, werewolf with annoying side character, a game where the main villain literal reason he want to destroy everything is because he was called weak! Plus if you still think sega does actually care then why did they throw tails’ character progression from sonic adventure out the window.
If he was owned by Nintendo they would actually take time with there game where it made sense and actually cared about character progression a game like Mario odyssey without the capture mechanic.
That'd also mean the death of ever seeing Sonic on any other platform or system again due to Nintendo's stance on exclusives, as if the genesis games being delisted from steam isn't bad enough imagine the whole series's digital releases being retroactively removed.
Nintendo would probably be much better hands for the series than SEGA in terms of quality control but it sounds really stupid still.
@@_-Lx-_ also Nintendo has several developers, so either we get lucky and intelligent systems, next level games or R&D make it, or on the other hand get Game Freak or some even lesser team
nice chair png
Button 1: Literally a standard isekai. Would not press because I don't wanna be a cliche.
Button 2: Wings? Sick as hell. Press because I would get MAD bitches.
Button 3: I'd drive over to my GF's house then press the button.
Button 4: I don't HAVE to use it to get everywhere, so I'd mostly use it for small stuff. Press.
Button 5: I would simply kill my housemate, because if their political opinions are the opposite of mine, it is both justified and likely in self-defense. Press.
Button 6: Immortality sucks. I do not trust myself with absolute power. Would not press.
Button 7: There aren't really any photos of me I care about. Press.
Button 8: Knowing the answer would ruin the fun. Would not press.
Button 9: Sounds like a VERY unhealthy relationship. Would not press.
Button 10: Without emotion, what's the point of continuing on? Would not press.
Button 11: I do not have the necessary knowledge to properly take advantage of the situation if I were to become, say, Elon Musk. Would not press.
Button 12: Do not trust myself to do a good job. Would not press.
Button 13: I crave human interaction. Would not press.
Button 14: Pain is a necessary part of the human experience. Would not press.
Button 15: I would become a billionaire (.0000344%), and then solve world hunger and homelessness and shit. Press.
Button 16: I'm happy with myself already. Would not press.
Button 17: It's a good personal skill. Press.
Button 18: I don't even own a suit. Press.
Button 19: Sensory overload. Would not press.
Button 20: This is just what working for Elon Musk is like. Press.
Button 21: I should not be the arbiter of whether or not people should die. Would not press.
Button 22: I don't have time for that. Would not press.
Button 23: I would simply not play in public, but actually the accordion slaps. Press.
First :b
The first will you press the button is just tmk lollll
33:29 naww thats a jesus moment right there
56:00 hell yea, I would just enter a folk metal band
So, when's the wedding?
Bro that button be looking real pressable...
30:30 you could be ken penders.
Yeah this is medium brain time
I love chairs
Love you Salty, have a good day
the only v-tuber I've ever enjoyed
Alright, I'll go over mine.
1) No. One of the few things stopping me from following through was the idea of my family dealing with that, so not worth it.
2) Yes. I'm imagining I can curl up in the wings like a blanket or fan myself with them if I get hot. It would take getting used to, but I can imagine getting used to it.
3) No. Oh god no. I'm not into incest.
4) Nope. I tried running to work instead of walking one day. Never again.
5) No. If the roommate doesn't try to kill me, it'd be insufferable.
6) Nah. I want to live a full life and die, thank you.
7) Yes. I was an ugly baby. The only downside I can think of is maybe renewing my ID.
8) I've already decided I'm not gonna figure out the meaning of life, and even if I did it very well might ruin life for me. No thanks.
9) No. I'd rather not mind control my would be future spouse.
10) Nope. Spent way too long repressing way too much. I'd rather not relive that.
11) No. Gonna rephrase 9. Not a fan of mind control period. Even if I improve their life somehow, if they hate it then it's not worth it.
12) Not a fan of the idea of being omnipotent to be honest. Like, I have a hard time just playing a game in sandbox modes, what the hell am I supposed to do with the power to create a new world?
13) I worked way too hard to get a social life and I'm not tearing it down that fast. Pass.
14) What's the downside if you're a masochist? Joking aside, I've gotten better at stress management over the years, and assuming the pain is just physical pain probably yes. Otherwise, if I have to deal with all the mental health stuff probably no. It took me long enough getting my own shit together, I don't need to do it for a dozen+ more people. I'd just have to explain the situation so they don't bang their head against a wall or something.
15) I don't know what'd happen if I pressed the button. Like, would I turn into a mosquito? An apparently lovable mosquito? I'm genuinely curious now, 'cause I've never had a reason to hate any minority, seeing as I belong to a couple groups myself. I'd still rather try to accomplish being liked through my own actions instead of a button press, so pass.
16) No. I'd rather have my deodorant last me 3 days thanks.
17) YES. I don't care about the fame, if I can pick up literally any instrument and play it for fun, that would be awesome.
18) I don't wear suits, so I see this as an absolute win!
19) Nah. Anything too big and I'd instantly go mad, anything too small and why bother, and the few things in the middle significantly change my life enough that I really don't want to fuck things up.
20) No, because while I don't hate anyone I know personally in my life, I don't want some piece of crap politician taking credit for my work, especially if they try to monetize it (remember, they get the credit so patents are likely going their way).
21) Nah, I'm good. Since the downside is tied to using it, not whether or not the person killed was a human garbage heap I'd rather not add shit to a pile that doesn't need it.
22) Fuck yeah, I'll dance at work and nobody can stop me!
23) Who said I'd have to play in public? I'd just do it at home, or for family (since it's still technically private).
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