great pisscat folks! now can Ted please give me back my prosthetic leg? the big bike parade is tomorrow and if I don't get first place, Shaina will kiss Tomthauamew behind the school instead of me!
The fog gets really bad here in the Central Valley California so I know that feeling of your parents calmly waking up to inform you there was no school
1:59 "You ever go to Florida and you see a bunch of Quebec license plates" I'm from Florida and I saw _two_ Quebec license plates today, not even half a minute apart.
while watching this video, i was scrolling on amazon and it recommended me that exact Garfield cat when i have never searched for a Garfield plushy before
@@anaccount4354 yes but bullets don’t work on charlie. Weve tested this theory in 2000 when time travellers from the future tried to stop his reign. Obviously, he still stands.
8:22 What Charlie is talking about is called a "kenning". A kenning is a name that describes/ is a metaphor for an object. Towtruck, it's a truck that tows. Water bottle, it's a bottle for water. Calling a ship a "wooden whale" or a "sea steed". These are all kennings.
the way schlatt is the only one who hears charlies little random ass quiet jokes and absolutely breaks from laughter, is my favorite thing about the podcast
Fun fact, IF you can get the permission from the Governor, AND get a cop willing to oversee the event, you are allowed to make legal challenges to the death via sword duel in Massachusetts. They can only take place in a specific part of Boston and good luck getting Baker's approval, but you can do it in theory. ALSO I had always figured 'boofing' was just hitting the 'boof' which is what my high school buddies always called a joint
@@Captainbootygod Is pookie another west coast-ism? It's another term I've only heard in passing, I'm assuming it's weed, so "hitting pookie with boof" is laced shit?
Slimecicle’s realization of words was highly relatable to me. Last week I saw a cigarette, and it suddenly dawned on me cigar-ette. Little cigar. That shit had me disassociating.
That conspicuous cut at 18:14, I can only assume that after Ted brought up how much acid attacks hurt he said “let me show you just how much it hurts” and proceeded to throw acid at schlatt and charlie
1:08:46 the way Emma holds out her hand for Ted and he doesnt even notice her and she quietly puts her hand down after a few seconds speaks to me on a spiritual level 1:09:05 Ted, the godsend that he is, saves the day
I live in New Jersey and when Charlie talked about being flung, I immediately thought of the ball at the Jersey shore. It was always there, flinging people around at the boardwalk. My parents never let me do it because they don’t trust boardwalk amusement park rides. I’m actually ecstatic Emma got to talk about it
Finally, she's here this has to be in my top three guests along with Michael reeves and Jaiden animations....on another note the hamster I had when I was 8 was in its ball we where having a nice time in the front yard. This next part I tell you in full vulnerability I prayed to god about this. My hamster got swooped up by my neighbors dog kicked into the street and if that was not enough a family of 4 the Watson family to be exact ran my baby over with their tandem bicycle. Lulu survived but not without a lot of neurological damage and a deep rooted fear of her play ball. Then a year later she escaped and lived in our walls for a while which made me think she was haunting me in spite and I proceeded to try and pray her away for all my childhood. Years later I left for collage and I got a call from my mother....I think you can infer from there what it was about.
This one really started as a fever dream more than the previous ones... It legit made no sense for 11 minutes or more and comes from Charlie spontaneously saying shit half of the time Edit: Nevermind, it made no sense the whole way through but it comes in waves. One second they have a normal conversation and the next they talk about looting a car crash PUBG style.
If you haven’t watch the podcast yet, basically it’s Charlie being starved of physical touch, Ted being bi-polar, Schlatt doing normal Schlatt things, and Emma feeding into all of it.
It's interesting to see how they handle different guests. For some (like FreddieW), they actively keep the focus on them and are constantly asking them questions. Others, like Emma, are kinda just the 4th member where the conversation is the same random topics as always but with additional input. Probably because they already know Emma pretty well so it's not as big of a deal, but it's still interesting.
hearing "I like your shoelaces" spoken aloud yanked a visceral reaction from me. however the most important part was forgotten; the response is meant to be "thanks, I stole them from the president"
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while leaving a 5¢ tip to your waitress because the image of her having to punch in “0.05” for the tip gives me gratification
seriously, how Schlatt keeps a straight face and doesn't just crack up when he's doing his ''bits'' i don't know. Him and Comment Etiquette ever get in a room together and I swear, dimensions would fold in on themselves in fear of what *might* happen.
Those menthol inhalers can legitimately cause permanent damage if your body develops a tolerance that causes your nasal passage to be unable to function properly.
I miss Charlie Slimecicle, back before he got torn apart and eaten by a bunch of little grimblies before he could chulk out - he just made the podcasts so much more lively and wacky
As a “French” Canadian I can confirm we all wear speedo‘s. The reason for this is because our body temperature is always so high that we need proper air flow throughout our bodies to keep us cool so we may survive.
i feel like this podcast is the textbook definition of “boys will be boys”. they just be sayin the funniest shit without being like. horribly bigoted. it’s great.
I don't know how to explain it, this podcast is so chaotic yet so perfect... so not. It's like we have brought the light of Charlie, the dark of Schlatt, and the chaotic neutral of Ted together into a perfect orchestra whose harmonies bless my ears with the sweet sound of baseball bats colliding with kneecaps.
I got so excited when ted mentioned charlie getting flung out of a trebuchet because it has been a life long dream of mine to get launched out of a trebuchet while wearing a wingsuit. I'm not sure whether it would work or not but damn would it be fun.
my friend and his siblings had 3 hamsters and they left for vacation with plenty of hamster food. when they came back there was plenty of hamster food with 1 large dead hamster.
Wait, "Josh"? Does this mean Jawsh is going to be on Chuckles Sandwich for Chuckle Week? Congratulations Joshie! Try not to complain through the entire podcast (even though I'm willing to bet my life savings that you did)!
Damn, I own the nerf gun Charlie was talking about, but I never owned the rocket. I got it at a garage sale and would run around and spray giant spurts of loud air into people faces and get in trouble everytime. I've never heard anyone have this gun, so I was convinced only I had one.
Charlie: I don’t know that it happened but it is a word and I know what it means. Of course you do, Gillion Tidestrider, defenestrator of the adulterists.
8:18 completely relate with Charlie here but oh my god when he started talking about tow trucks i had just a visceral image of a toe truck: a truck that is just a giant toe and now i dont know what to do
My cousin squeezed my hamster’s eyeballs out when I was like 4
RIP your cousin
not cool
pinned and only 8 likes? people must really hate hamster eyeballs
hope the eyeballs were ok
so what was it like being a number
thank u sm for having me on my fav podcast
hello girlboss
RUAHAHAHAHA
3rd ever women on the podcast,
congrats👏
Woman spotted
lets gooooo
One of my favorite podcasts to date! Emma is really funny and has great chemistry with everyone
Boruff's smile at 12:00 was so wholesome and pure it made my entire day. Sorry guys, I have a new favorite member of the podcast.
This was the best one in awhile! Emma matched the vibes impeccably
the fucking "no school" voice fucking ROCKETED ME BACK TO FOURTH GRADE. OH MY GOD. THE FUCKING NOSTALGIA
This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst snorting “schlatts” stick
"floaters" are proteins clumping in the eye fluid and yes an increased amount could be the retina detaching
‘the best feeling is knowing there will be snow outside and waking up to a foot of it’ yes we english people can 100% relate and have had this before
great pisscat folks! now can Ted please give me back my prosthetic leg? the big bike parade is tomorrow and if I don't get first place, Shaina will kiss Tomthauamew behind the school instead of me!
The fog gets really bad here in the Central Valley California so I know that feeling of your parents calmly waking up to inform you there was no school
this is my fav episode by far
no you forgot the most important part of the Tumblr one!! it's "I like your shoelaces" "thanks, I stole them from the president" istg
1:59 "You ever go to Florida and you see a bunch of Quebec license plates"
I'm from Florida and I saw _two_ Quebec license plates today, not even half a minute apart.
Idk why but its so funny to see two people with heavy ny accents speak to each other
Good to see jawsh back there
while watching this video, i was scrolling on amazon and it recommended me that exact Garfield cat when i have never searched for a Garfield plushy before
I watched this entire thing while super high and it was like a hilarious fever dream holy shit lol
as a canadian none of us like quebec unless we live there
51:47 someone clearly hasn't heard of L-Drago
For a episode you guys should do Americans vs Canadians (Canadians are incredibly funny)
the reason Tommy is staying in England is that the grimbles are holding him hostage until he can feed the grimbfather
Charlie is surrounded by three very dangerous people, I'm scared for him.
bro have you see his biceps he could probably take them all on for about 3 minutes
@@louiscortez2936
ted and emma, sure. schlatt has an unfair gun at all times.
@@anaccount4354 yes but bullets don’t work on charlie. Weve tested this theory in 2000 when time travellers from the future tried to stop his reign. Obviously, he still stands.
just wait till he chulks out after roominating for too long, he’ll be fine
Ikr? Ted lied... and people died, Schlatt had 1999, and Emma is an E-girl
8:22 What Charlie is talking about is called a "kenning". A kenning is a name that describes/ is a metaphor for an object. Towtruck, it's a truck that tows. Water bottle, it's a bottle for water. Calling a ship a "wooden whale" or a "sea steed". These are all kennings.
Learned about these when reading Beowulf
i love you
@@climpuright
@@voidsabre_ Yeah, we talked about it when learning about Anglo-Saxon literature/ reading Beowulf.
@@voidsabre_ bruh I didn't learn about those reading Beowulf because my English 4 teacher was an asshole and hated us lol
the way schlatt is the only one who hears charlies little random ass quiet jokes and absolutely breaks from laughter, is my favorite thing about the podcast
Not anymore now ;(
@@TeeheeX23 :(
@@yanaedaneko :((
@@octolingo1892 :(((
@@zetro_cloud :((((
Schlatt displaying his hopeless addiction while Emma watches in despair has got to be one of the best CS intros up to date.
@we will no. Be gone bot.
@@blackprimrose7541 but it's here
@@wrigglenightbug8679 no its not. Its not here, or anywhere
It's left.
It's given up on us.
@@blackprimrose7541 but he said its here are you saying hes a liar??
@@asmallpers0n not surprising a small person would say such a thing
Yeah, I definitely loved the part where Emma Langevin and the Chuckle Sandwich did that very funny bit, I already watched the whole video of course
Oh my god in 4 whole minutes tell me how you where able to do this incredible feat
I loved it when he asked the awesome question!
They’re still talking about bulges for me
man was on watching like at.... 10x speed
New copypasta acquired
Fun fact, IF you can get the permission from the Governor, AND get a cop willing to oversee the event, you are allowed to make legal challenges to the death via sword duel in Massachusetts. They can only take place in a specific part of Boston and good luck getting Baker's approval, but you can do it in theory.
ALSO I had always figured 'boofing' was just hitting the 'boof' which is what my high school buddies always called a joint
I too have only ever heard it used as hitting a "boof."
boof nowadays means bad weed or to take drugs rectally. it isn’t just the way she described, it’s any drug really. people do it a lot with MDMA
I can't wait to watch a white african cyborg and a skilled brazillian samurai duke it out in massachusetts.
Growing up in California, not a single person used Boof as Weed. It was a Term used for Meth. Hitting the Pookie with Boof
@@Captainbootygod Is pookie another west coast-ism? It's another term I've only heard in passing, I'm assuming it's weed, so "hitting pookie with boof" is laced shit?
Slimecicle’s realization of words was highly relatable to me. Last week I saw a cigarette, and it suddenly dawned on me cigar-ette. Little cigar. That shit had me disassociating.
Literally I've had that exact one before. Or like how microwaves are like-- tiny waves that get sent through your food. Crazy.
Oh my god it's a little cigar
oh my god
@@reharm_reality microwaves generate microwaves, which are a form of radiation
thank you, i am now having an existential crisis because of a word
every time Emma talks for a long period of time you can slowly hear the New Jersey accent attempting to escape her like the curse it is.
Hahaha
True
I thought I was crazy, thanks for letting me know that it was actually there.
Thank god New Jersey isn't real 😔💯
@@me-lz7jbthen where am i living gng💀
So glad the chuckle sandwich is including LGBTQ+ representation on their podcast with a person from New Jersey
@@movieblocks9164 PLS THIS IS SENDING ME
@@movieblocks9164 royal mail
@@movieblocks9164 to New Jersey
This might be the funniest comment I’ve ever seen
Ludwig was in the podcast before
That conspicuous cut at 18:14, I can only assume that after Ted brought up how much acid attacks hurt he said “let me show you just how much it hurts” and proceeded to throw acid at schlatt and charlie
Can confirm, I was the acid.
Can confirm, I was the intrusive thought that made him do it
yea sus as shit
Very cool video! I loved the part where Ted and “Schlatt” passionately kissed for 20 whole minutes while Charlie stared blankly into the camera!
I wish bro
Don't give the fanfic writers ammo bro
which time? the third, if you have any taste
I think I have a doctored version, didn't catch this. Very upset
i found it especially entertaining to see emma on the floor crying as it happened!
"Emma you're not a stan anymore, okay? You're bacon" has to be one of the best lines on this podcast
1:08:46 the way Emma holds out her hand for Ted and he doesnt even notice her and she quietly puts her hand down after a few seconds speaks to me on a spiritual level
1:09:05 Ted, the godsend that he is, saves the day
Are they dating
@@danzo5521 no
@@ToastyEggs I'm dating Emma
@@danzo5521 stupid simp boy she doesn't even know you exist!
@@danzo5521 I'm dating you
Ya know Charlie was making so much sense with like water bottle and tow truck and then the boys just made it so much worse
Yeah I lost IQ there
Sometimes it just be like that, you know?
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to this podcast
Well I completely fucking disagree, but okay.
im too high for this man
I love this comment because idk what it means
As a Canadian I can confirm that I perish without the presence of snow. Also thanks for mentioning us
ye
Lol and they perish when the temperature is below 0 even when it’s perfect weather😂
How's the bulge?
this is why we need global warming
wait you guys are real
10 minutes in and Emma might be one of my favorite guests. She's good at playing off of Charlie, Ted, and JengaSchlatt's humor.
Holy shit, Charlie's visceral reaction to "The narwhal bacons at midnight" had me cackling.
I skimmed through. Where is it?
@@christopherminutolo9384 1:12:52 i LOST my shit at charlie's reaction because mine was the same
I'm surprised people don't know the narwhal bacons at midnight
What the fuck are they referring to
@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 an ancient reddit meme.
I live in New Jersey and when Charlie talked about being flung, I immediately thought of the ball at the Jersey shore. It was always there, flinging people around at the boardwalk. My parents never let me do it because they don’t trust boardwalk amusement park rides. I’m actually ecstatic Emma got to talk about it
literally the same for me
Same here.
im losing my mind at 50:30 oh my god schlatt looked terrified. emma is truly the funniest grimblo
Finally, she's here this has to be in my top three guests along with Michael reeves and Jaiden animations....on another note the hamster I had when I was 8 was in its ball we where having a nice time in the front yard. This next part I tell you in full vulnerability I prayed to god about this. My hamster got swooped up by my neighbors dog kicked into the street and if that was not enough a family of 4 the Watson family to be exact ran my baby over with their tandem bicycle. Lulu survived but not without a lot of neurological damage and a deep rooted fear of her play ball.
Then a year later she escaped and lived in our walls for a while which made me think she was haunting me in spite and I proceeded to try and pray her away for all my childhood. Years later I left for collage and I got a call from my mother....I think you can infer from there what it was about.
After almost 50 episodes, Emma is the 3rd ever woman on this podcast.
you love to see it 👏👏👏
minx jaiden emma
perfectally balanced, as all things should be
17 men and 3 women
@@YNEA. three of my favorite people ever 🥺
@@stratford1 men are just so much hotter
This one really started as a fever dream more than the previous ones... It legit made no sense for 11 minutes or more and comes from Charlie spontaneously saying shit half of the time
Edit: Nevermind, it made no sense the whole way through but it comes in waves. One second they have a normal conversation and the next they talk about looting a car crash PUBG style.
This really feels like an improved version of the BS my friends talk about
50:12 and Emma's follow up, easily the best moment of the podcast
If you haven’t watch the podcast yet, basically it’s Charlie being starved of physical touch, Ted being bi-polar, Schlatt doing normal Schlatt things, and Emma feeding into all of it.
Love it when my 4 personalities have a nice conversation about vehicular manslaughter
best podcast to listen to in the hospital after Ted "kneebreaker" nivison brutally beats you up 👍
I don’t know whats worse for me, when ted broke both my kneecaps, or what schlatt did in 99
So glad we had the grimblies as a special guest this episode!
Call up desmond, boys
It's interesting to see how they handle different guests. For some (like FreddieW), they actively keep the focus on them and are constantly asking them questions. Others, like Emma, are kinda just the 4th member where the conversation is the same random topics as always but with additional input. Probably because they already know Emma pretty well so it's not as big of a deal, but it's still interesting.
I love that they didn’t make this one all about the guest and instead Emma just blended and felt like a 4th member of the podcast
charlie being deeply perplexed by the concept of semantics is so real
this comment is picking me up and throwing me in the air
Boruff still deserves his own guest episode. He is a mystical being with an unending void of knowledge.
Boy have i got news for you
Boy have I got news for you
Boy have I got news for you
Boy have i got news for you
Boruff here. I can only say this is correct.
i love charlie’s unhinged energy this episode
I’m dying 😭🤣😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
It’s not gonna be the same without him 😔
man was thirsting emma so hard
@@caiolucasmaia he has a girlfriend?
hearing "I like your shoelaces" spoken aloud yanked a visceral reaction from me. however the most important part was forgotten; the response is meant to be "thanks, I stole them from the president"
Sometimes I think this isn't a bit. Sometimes I think Charlie is coming for us
Who said anything about it being a bit?
Schlatt constantly talks about Christianity like he knows what he talks about, but constantly getting things wrong is so funny
I really want a Bible themed episode where they hear the plot of a Bible story and retell it really terribly
Sounds like a lot of Christians to me
@@GreythornVideo not entirely inaccurate
@@GreythornVideo Sounds like the backstory of protestantism
@@GreythornVideo bruh why do people shit on christianity at literally every opportunity
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while leaving a 5¢ tip to your waitress because the image of her having to punch in “0.05” for the tip gives me gratification
itd be .05$ or 5¢, 0.05 cents is roughly the value of one bitcoin next week
@@ilexdiapason what’s gonna happen to bitcoin?
@@ilexdiapason what's gonna happen to bitcoin......?
wait do the americans have a currency for 0.05 cents??? did they mean $0.05? cause that would make more sense lol
Classic
seriously, how Schlatt keeps a straight face and doesn't just crack up when he's doing his ''bits'' i don't know. Him and Comment Etiquette ever get in a room together and I swear, dimensions would fold in on themselves in fear of what *might* happen.
this is the perfect podcast to drown your sorrows to the burning sensation of alcohol to
hey that’s what i was just doing,, where the camera’s at ?? 🤨🤨
Can’t wait for this “episode” of chuckle Sammy
I like how the more Emma talks about Jersey, her Jersey accent gets stronger and stronger.
the narwhal bacons at Midnight
Love how Emma just hard countered the boys thicc water.
Just brushed it off like “I’ve had thiccer”
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while regretting your life choices!
Those menthol inhalers can legitimately cause permanent damage if your body develops a tolerance that causes your nasal passage to be unable to function properly.
Its fine because "Schlatt" can definitely stop anytime and its not an addiction
I miss Charlie Slimecicle, back before he got torn apart and eaten by a bunch of little grimblies before he could chulk out - he just made the podcasts so much more lively and wacky
Would be down for Emma to be a permanent member
Same
As a “French” Canadian I can confirm we all wear speedo‘s. The reason for this is because our body temperature is always so high that we need proper air flow throughout our bodies to keep us cool so we may survive.
It's because the Montreal Air has contaminated the lungs of everyone in the province and we need to breathe with our skin
Thank you for your wisdom snow one. May the syrup shine brightly upon you ✨️
Thank god the Quebecois are taking responsibility for this one.
Thanks guys, I was kicked out of my moms funeral for clapping for our main man, worth it
i feel like this podcast is the textbook definition of “boys will be boys”. they just be sayin the funniest shit without being like. horribly bigoted. it’s great.
Bro what
Shlatt: I hate it when I go into an air b&b…
Everyone: ah shit here we go again
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while Ted’s mom commits adultery with the Ender Dragon
this is the type of podcast you listen to while serving a nice warm meal to those in need
i dont want to
this is such an ominous comment
Easily one of the funniest podcasts. ‘Molotov cocktails, that’s gonna do nothing against the borgs’ had me in stitches hahaha
I don't know how to explain it, this podcast is so chaotic yet so perfect... so not. It's like we have brought the light of Charlie, the dark of Schlatt, and the chaotic neutral of Ted together into a perfect orchestra whose harmonies bless my ears with the sweet sound of baseball bats colliding with kneecaps.
Oh
I got so excited when ted mentioned charlie getting flung out of a trebuchet because it has been a life long dream of mine to get launched out of a trebuchet while wearing a wingsuit. I'm not sure whether it would work or not but damn would it be fun.
1:07:30 had me crying
I don't think I've ever seen Charlie this deep in such a weird bit
Probably my favorite part of the podcast
okay but they didn't ask the real question:
why do you call if "oven" when you of-in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
day 12 of waiting for episode 50
my friend and his siblings had 3 hamsters and they left for vacation with plenty of hamster food. when they came back there was plenty of hamster food with 1 large dead hamster.
Emma was right hamster storys are funny like this one
So glad you guys could have the real Cruella on your podcast!
Perfect podcast to listen to while waiting on my chuckle sandwich shirt
Nevermind, it came in an hour after I typed that.
The energy Emma brought to the studio is incredible.
emma is so effortlessly cool, love to see them !!
Emma fit in so well with the podcast. Great ep!
Wait, "Josh"? Does this mean Jawsh is going to be on Chuckles Sandwich for Chuckle Week? Congratulations Joshie! Try not to complain through the entire podcast (even though I'm willing to bet my life savings that you did)!
Dude I really hope they filmed one with him
Time for a whole hour of complaining aww man
Altrive is there too
Damn, I own the nerf gun Charlie was talking about, but I never owned the rocket. I got it at a garage sale and would run around and spray giant spurts of loud air into people faces and get in trouble everytime. I've never heard anyone have this gun, so I was convinced only I had one.
This is unironically your best podcast, you brought up the best goddamn topics and shit, love this one
9:08
Schlatt just straight up not understanding Charlie's word association realizations lmao
Charlies bit at the end had me cackling and crying. One of my favourite moments on this podcast.
When Charlie grabbed the photo after the uncompleted ritual I died laughing
Emma stroking the Garfield evokes such a strange and specific energy
they cant stop referencing smiling friends, so where's the zach podcast
Charlie: I don’t know that it happened but it is a word and I know what it means.
Of course you do, Gillion Tidestrider, defenestrator of the adulterists.
GiLlIoN
8:18 completely relate with Charlie here but oh my god when he started talking about tow trucks i had just a visceral image of a toe truck: a truck that is just a giant toe and now i dont know what to do
bro when i first watched this i had a weird feeling, now i'm lesbian
W lesbian
This podcast ruined Emma for me because she looks so tiny next to them 😭
When is this “chuckle sandwich” going to have Weston and Kaylnn “koury” on the podcast?
Probably within the next couple episodes if Connor and Weston were in the studio