Waiting for the statute of limitations to expire for a story, then getting sponsored by a law firm on that video, is one of the funniest things Gob has ever done
I'm glad Goblin never went to prison. He's here now, telling people why they shouldn't do this dumb and illegal stuff. That's more valuable than prison time
@@niclasc2152not rlly. he started doing drugs right after, and kept doing them after rehab for a while. he only smokes weed though now, and drinks still for sure
2005 Pontiac GP driver here goblin your correct about everything except being unemployed I work at McDonald’s so I can continue to put gas in my tweaker car
So many story UA-camrs out there and Goblin is the only one that I feel like is actually telling real stories (I think yolas are too) been watching for years and he just never seems like he’s capping love you gobbers
Gobster I’ve been watching you since about 12 years old 19 now and I ain’t gonna lie. I think you help me grow up a little bit and I just wanna say man I got your notifications on bro I watch every video you got coming out and I want you to keep making videos cause I’ll be with you til the end man love you. Also love pine park
One time I was car hopping and there was this known dealer that lived behind us. He had a few people over and we figured this would be the best time to hit their cars because we figured the extra cars were customers that planned to be there for only a little bit. My friend tried the driver side door on one of them and he said it was locked. I had a gut feeling to check the passenger side of door and it wasn’t locked. There was a case of carts minus 2 boxes (80 carts) of glos that at the time I knew plenty of people who paid 30$ a pop. I put them in my hoodie and without saying a word ran the long way to my house. My friend followed and when we got there he was like what the fuck happened bruh. Then I pulled this out and we were so lit I was shaking. Turns out I’m checking stories the next day seeing who needs, a guy I have bought from a lot, who I had no clue knew dude behind my house posted a pic of the empty case of carts in his car saying he’s done selling and he’s only got bud and no carts. I felt really bad for the dude because he was the only guy I knew who didn’t tax for boxes of carts. Also found a little less then a pound of Reggie in what was a totally empty trailer except for the garage (the guy I knew that lived there that was his room) that I’d all his shit still (he was in jail, idk why it was all there😂) but that’s all a different storey
You never cease to amaze us!😂 like how you got so many good stories?! Your memory is amazing, anyways been watching since 2018-19 keep up the great work
Been going through some stuff and you always put a smile on my face amazing video and amazing sponsorship comments have me dying , love from the U.K. btw !
did goblin just do a add for fucking morgan and morgan, bro im laughing my ass of actually , holly shit props goblin, that js shows how far weed has come, people use to think mf's were drug addicts, ion maybe goblin lmao i mean that in the nicest way possible, but bro ion fucking know how goblin got sposered by morgan n morgan fr omg that shits crazzy
Car hopping with the homies got me pepper spray too (Fubu kept that), some beats (mine), a laptop (went to Myles), and $70 cash (split $30 Fubu, $20 me, $20 Myles). Small retirement town, everyone trusts everyone.
@@xhxhxhxchchchch6901 I’m sorry you don’t understand story writing, I’m sure English class was tough. For me to have an understandable story I need to label people individually In a manner of which is viable for later storytelling, the same way Gobby does with people of whom he is introducing for the first time, and since they are my friends and I have no need to hide their names I’m not gonna mis-label them. Now if it’s needed, I can reference this story and have names for the individuals I’m referencing making it easier to make connections in my statements. Why did you come in here all hostile when I have no fucking clue who you are? If you don’t care about my story, or you have a complaint about my process for telling it, you can courteously hop off of my d***. Good luck out there!
@@turboshazed7370 Not snitching, Fubu was with when I typed it out. Can you identify anyone in the story? Are you capable of figuring out who these people are? Worry about yourself.
Its crazy, idk how relatable your stories are for others, but its literally a stencil of how i grew up, suburbs, pills in highschool, trying crack, ect ect lmao. But i was sent to prison for carhopping. Thats where my story differs. Just some nerdy suburban gamer in prison. Never would've expected it😅
I recently sold an old Pontiac Grand-Am I rebuilt to a dude. He brought it back for a tire plug a few weeks later. My guy had a blow n go, a p of bud in the passenger seat, and had been using the blow n go monitor as a rolling tray. He’s now one of my best friends! 🤞
Imagine getting your stuff stolen from your car some years ago, coming to this video for a hoot and a holler, and realizing goblin was the one who jacked it.
I think it’s funny that his “box” area is literally my local elementary school called Mcvey. Back lot is literally nobody there for school it’s all teens smoking 😭. Most relatable comment of the whole video
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
NO WAY A LAWYER PLUG
first
do more twitter spaces
Hoot and a holler hell yeah right when I’m about to smoke
love ya goblin
Waiting for the statute of limitations to expire for a story, then getting sponsored by a law firm on that video, is one of the funniest things Gob has ever done
I agree 100%
For fuckin sure it is
Lol should i start talking nah other mfs gone be implicated
Especially since it's a personal injury law firm that deals with car wrecks and he got a DUI from getting drunk and crashing into a tree
"Statutes of limitations" Oh boy this one's gonna be a banger
Nice pfp
w pfp
I remember hearing your pfp when it just dropped, goddamn it goes hard as fuck
Ima sub jus cuz u an 01 baby like me
Everytime💪
mf got sponsored by morgan and morgan 😭😭
Who else’s audience could use lawyers as much as Goblin’s?
bro fr I came straight to the comments 😭😭 wtf
🤣
like how tf😂 its goblin so i sat through it
“Had to go to the chiropractor multiple times” 😂 goblin be gaming that system
you know its good when goblin has to wait on the statute of limitations
he deffo hyped it
"Taking a gander at some gloveboxes" is crazy
a little peek 😂
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
“Back in these days I could smoke a blunt and it made me feel like king von” 😭😭😭😭
😂
caught me off guard, I'm dying 😂😂😂😂
bro crushed xanax into the blunt🤣🤣
😂😂
Straight demon time 😂😂
I'm glad Goblin never went to prison. He's here now, telling people why they shouldn't do this dumb and illegal stuff. That's more valuable than prison time
I guess his couple rounds at rehab did their job
@@niclasc2152not rlly. he started doing drugs right after, and kept doing them after rehab for a while. he only smokes weed though now, and drinks still for sure
@@niclasc2152he did them in rehab even, not with anything that could get him high though
@@irisdaniels2318and the shroomies. but california sober is california sober
Then you see the Goblin subreddit 😭
2005 Pontiac GP driver here goblin your correct about everything except being unemployed I work at McDonald’s so I can continue to put gas in my tweaker car
God bless
Gobbless
Bro you down bad I hope your at least younger then 25 otherwise you should be ashamed of yourself
Morgan and Morgan def got someone on their pr team that knows they gotta apply to the youth drug users 😂 💯
“This car’s like a bad bitch.. I was scared of it.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Think it’s really under appreciated how good of a speaker and story teller he is
I be sooo high i forget u talking and watch the game😂
Nice 😂🎉
Lmao fr gta rampages are so mesmerizing for some reason
I literally have to rewind like 30 seconds for this reason. I be zooted at times
"i could smoke a blunt and feel like king von. I was up to no good" thats a damn good quote
Wow goblin is really spoiling us with all these hoots and hollers.
Excellent timing as always Gobby, listening too this while I put a customers car back together 😂😂
When the service writer pissin you off nd you gotta listen to some goblin to chill out
So many story UA-camrs out there and Goblin is the only one that I feel like is actually telling real stories (I think yolas are too) been watching for years and he just never seems like he’s capping love you gobbers
hella hoots, hella hollers
Indeed quite the hoot quite the holler
HELLA TOKES
bay areaaaa
I cant even hoot to this, i immediately hollered
@@unstaybulI’m the opposite, immediately hooted so can’t holler
Morgan & morgan is the perfect gob sponsorship lmfao 😂🤣🤣
Goblin giving 2 People the names “Thing 1 and Thing 2” is really creative.
Usually it ends up with someone getting called Ashley 😂
Gobin how you gonna talk about Morgan and Morgan when you aren’t even gonna use them for your case😂
bros stash runnin low
Gobster I’ve been watching you since about 12 years old 19 now and I ain’t gonna lie. I think you help me grow up a little bit and I just wanna say man I got your notifications on bro I watch every video you got coming out and I want you to keep making videos cause I’ll be with you til the end man love you. Also love pine park
Damn imagine finding out your 12 year old watching this😂parents really gotta be careful with what their kids are doing online
if my 12 yo kid was watching goblin i know i raised him right😂@@AI-Records24
the fact morgan & morgan sponsored you talking about car hopping while killing npcs in gta is insane
goblin never fails to fill me with a thick hot load of content, love it!
what made you choose those words tho
imagine you wait years for your interaction with goblin to be talked about and you get reduced to thing 1 or thing 2
I just got high and started scrolling through youtube and I see a GOBLIN video and it made my day!
Thanks for uploading videos at the right time!
bro my plug didnt answer me today ahhhhhhhhhh
im fucking dry
@@Scotty-vs4lfL
@@TheArtofFugue bruh 6 mins ago he texted me "sorry brotha i was asleep"
Absolutely the most perfectly timed upload. Love you gobby ❤
Literally the only guy I will watch a sponsorship script for😂
“if you have a gun you can pretty much steal from anywhere”😭😭
Love them back to back goblin uploads 🔥
The drug guy getting sponsored by a law firm is great, but him dropping one of the most informative and passionate ads is even better 💀
Goblin, the timing..just *chefs kiss* 🤌
Awesome consistency goblin, keep edging 🙌⭐️
“Those kids they probably have older brothers that sell low-grade marijuana” that was oddly specific 😆😂
11:27 Gobby we need your tarkov gameplay in the background of one of these i stg 😂😂
Coffee, dabs, and a fresh Goblin drop. 🤌🏽
samee best morning combo💨
i love how gobby's gta gameplay is him causing as much havoc as possible
One time I was car hopping and there was this known dealer that lived behind us. He had a few people over and we figured this would be the best time to hit their cars because we figured the extra cars were customers that planned to be there for only a little bit. My friend tried the driver side door on one of them and he said it was locked. I had a gut feeling to check the passenger side of door and it wasn’t locked. There was a case of carts minus 2 boxes (80 carts) of glos that at the time I knew plenty of people who paid 30$ a pop. I put them in my hoodie and without saying a word ran the long way to my house. My friend followed and when we got there he was like what the fuck happened bruh. Then I pulled this out and we were so lit I was shaking. Turns out I’m checking stories the next day seeing who needs, a guy I have bought from a lot, who I had no clue knew dude behind my house posted a pic of the empty case of carts in his car saying he’s done selling and he’s only got bud and no carts. I felt really bad for the dude because he was the only guy I knew who didn’t tax for boxes of carts. Also found a little less then a pound of Reggie in what was a totally empty trailer except for the garage (the guy I knew that lived there that was his room) that I’d all his shit still (he was in jail, idk why it was all there😂) but that’s all a different storey
My boy getting sponsored by insurance companies now? Aye, we up 😤🔥‼️
*law firm but yea we definitely up
to be fair they are more of a scam company than a law firm. Ambulance Chasers are the lowest of the low.
Morgan and Morgan smoking that OnlyGas 😂 they gotta rep their dawg
GOBBY OUT HERE WIT 3 BANGERS IN A ROW🔥🔥🔥
"This car is like a bad bitch i was scared of it" is one of the realist things I've ever heard
May I suggest: Rolling a Backwood on the Play Button? You're up now, and only going up. Time to make it special.
You never cease to amaze us!😂 like how you got so many good stories?! Your memory is amazing, anyways been watching since 2018-19 keep up the great work
THE CONSISTENCY HAS ME STROKING IT
ON GOD SAME
ON GOD I'M STROKING IT TOO!
Just realised that I've been watching gob for almost 8 years, I'm so grateful he helped me through so much shit. Have a hoot people.
lmao the morgan and morgan ad is funny asf
Been going through some stuff and you always put a smile on my face amazing video and amazing sponsorship comments have me dying , love from the U.K. btw !
You already know it’s a hoot and a holler when the statute of limitations has to run out
"That box was like a bad bitch, i wss scared of it" another banger as usual
“A fragment of a penny on the ground and id harvest that” 🤣🤣
I died
@@hannahfoley7274 did you really tho 😉
enjoying a bagel with a new gobby upload this morning🔥💪
This truly was the hootiest video of the year so far. A complete banger.
8:18 this is the only reason cars are better than houses. Less of a chance for it to be inhabited and weapons pulled.
Just finished working out when Goblin uploaded once again another banger. You can't beat this man frfr
My man gob’s car Jackin just so he can hit the serve, that’s a jam bro!!
the Morgan and Morgan sponsor LMAOOO big W but still hilarious
I love you goblin every video I always say the first 10 seconds wit u. Always a hoot and a holler brotha. Keep grinding
did goblin just do a add for fucking morgan and morgan, bro im laughing my ass of actually , holly shit props goblin, that js shows how far weed has come, people use to think mf's were drug addicts, ion maybe goblin lmao i mean that in the nicest way possible, but bro ion fucking know how goblin got sposered by morgan n morgan fr omg that shits crazzy
Smoke a blunt and feel like king Von 🤣🤣🤣 Gob doesn’t disappoint I swear
Impeccable timing 🐐
Man them car hopping days was crazy 😂😂
Imagine if his story videos were animated😂
😂
I really love that bro didn't put ytb ads that just make the stories more captivating
where is the snorting x to cure my depression?? i didn’t even get to watch it
That Morgan & Morgan ad is crazy I didn't know they'd do it for free if they can't help you, gotta check em out
what happened to the ecstasy video?
It’s immaculate everytime GOB DROPS. STR8 banger when gob post
Car hopping with the homies got me pepper spray too (Fubu kept that), some beats (mine), a laptop (went to Myles), and $70 cash (split $30 Fubu, $20 me, $20 Myles).
Small retirement town, everyone trusts everyone.
Why did you add names we have no fukin clue who these people are
@@xhxhxhxchchchch6901 I’m sorry you don’t understand story writing, I’m sure English class was tough.
For me to have an understandable story I need to label people individually In a manner of which is viable for later storytelling, the same way Gobby does with people of whom he is introducing for the first time, and since they are my friends and I have no need to hide their names I’m not gonna mis-label them.
Now if it’s needed, I can reference this story and have names for the individuals I’m referencing making it easier to make connections in my statements.
Why did you come in here all hostile when I have no fucking clue who you are?
If you don’t care about my story, or you have a complaint about my process for telling it, you can courteously hop off of my d***.
Good luck out there!
@@xhxhxhxchchchch6901fr wtf lol
Why the hell you snitching on yourself and friends
@@turboshazed7370 Not snitching, Fubu was with when I typed it out.
Can you identify anyone in the story?
Are you capable of figuring out who these people are?
Worry about yourself.
Its crazy, idk how relatable your stories are for others, but its literally a stencil of how i grew up, suburbs, pills in highschool, trying crack, ect ect lmao. But i was sent to prison for carhopping. Thats where my story differs. Just some nerdy suburban gamer in prison. Never would've expected it😅
Ps: I also never broke anything in the car. No windows, no radios
major respect to goblin for getting morgan and morgan sponsorship, he is really for the people™
Rip the snorting ecstacy to cure my depression video. Saw it once and it was gone. 😢
PERFECT TIMING GOB I JUST RAILED a .5 and popped 2 xans true degen hours!!!!
Nice, you should drink as well
U really callin me out with that pontiac comment 😂😂😂
“i could smoke a blunt and feel like king von!” 😂😂😂 too funny
The Morgan & Morgan sponsorship on the worst thing I ever did for drugs is crazyyy and a major George W Gob
Aye man im a pontiac driver, i have expired tags, fucked up muffler, age 17, full on addict, pothead, skipping school off the bars rn 😂. Real shit too
Bro said he would harvest a fragment of a Penny 😂
My hoots were hooted, and my hollers were hollered! God bless Gob
We luv you goblin! Always get taken back to a nostalgic highschool vibe on your vids!!
Perfect timing as always. Goblin always dropping bangers, especially if he has to wait for statute of limitations.
Gobby with the timing. Currently at schoo off of 3 shots of vodka, 2 blunts, 2 25mg vyvanse, half a tab, 2 gs of mushrooms, and a boofed meth crystal
I recently sold an old Pontiac Grand-Am I rebuilt to a dude. He brought it back for a tire plug a few weeks later. My guy had a blow n go, a p of bud in the passenger seat, and had been using the blow n go monitor as a rolling tray. He’s now one of my best friends! 🤞
That's wild
thanks for inspiring me to always check my car's locked nowadays goblin
Hootin is a gateway to hollering
I miss this kinda content, bros been doing a lot of daily high club and rl stuff, it’s all fire, we love you gobby🫡
Frickin Saul Goodman story arc for Morgan & Morgan
I think you actually called him Julian the last time aswell because I instantly remembered the liquid acid story, one of my favs
Imagine getting your stuff stolen from your car some years ago, coming to this video for a hoot and a holler, and realizing goblin was the one who jacked it.
Goblin is a downright menace to society in the gta gameplay
Can’t believe this man got lawyers sponsoring his ass bro has come a long way I’m so proud
"I acquired loot" is fucking crazy lmao
This is the type of story your friend would tell you while simultaneously saying he's not addicted
''If you have a gun, you can rob anything!'' great way to end the video lol
Bro I never thought I would here a Morgan and morgan ad come from this man
stealing the car change is next level gooning
Loving the daily uploads
Thank god someone mentioned the Morgan and Morgan sponsor. I ran from my kitchen when I heard that shit.
Naaah goblin pulled the Morgan and Morgan plug that’s craaazy
I think it’s funny that his “box” area is literally my local elementary school called Mcvey. Back lot is literally nobody there for school it’s all teens smoking 😭. Most relatable comment of the whole video
About to watch this while I write my essay