Yeah well I used to do meth so I'd just fucking talk and talk, except I'd show wayyyyy to much of my IDGAF to them. No one really likes me no more 😭💀 lame ass
Goblin, I'm going through some shit living in an uninsured car struggling to find work and I haven't even had weed, I really only have one person in my life and this made me feel less alone. Thanks internet bro Ay god had a plan folks, it was a long road but i got reunited with my folks and our relationship is being repaired in a way i never thought they would want to, finally some days on this horizon where i think i can be genuinely happy without needing to get faded to forget where i came from. Never give up on your family and never assume you know everything about them, and never forget that people can really change
Unrelated to Christmas, but I remember getting so drunk on an empty stomach at my family’s condo in the summertime. Apparently I thought it was a good idea to fling slices of cheese all over the ceiling and windows. I’ll never forget my grandmother waking me up at 6am flaming me while I was still near blackout. What a ride
Honestly thanks Goblin my brother, I’m glad to know my grandmas not the only one to politely call me a homeless person. I don’t feel alone now. Laugh my ass of literally. Happy 420 I mean Christmas everyone. Peace guys
You probably deserve it though. They only say stuff like that out of concern most of the time. 😂 My grandma was a stoner, I think she might still be lol. So she is chill but she would still call me a bum if I was one, and Gobby even calls himself a bum at this point in his life. If you aren’t a bum then you don’t deserve it, but if you fit the description enough you should expect it.
Goblin, I’m 31 and your story’s always remind me a lot of mine and my buddies growing up. It sucks being this old but us not having to worry about any pressed or fake pills was marvelous. I couldn’t imagine popping bars and rolls these days with all this fake stuff but the weed was absolute trash. Mexican brick weed all day baby.
@@rigo-mma yeah I’m just saying even him being probably close to 10 years younger then me that things were a lot different when it came down to prescription drugs and mdma . Hell we had flip phones texting the plugs lol it was a great time to be alive.
@@Aaron25thinfantry we’d take bars and PPs any chance we could as well as blow. We’d definitely be dead if we tried that now days. You legit didn’t have to worry about that shit all back then, hell we never even heard of fent
Merry Christmas goblin I know this bouta be a hoot love you man been watching for a while I found you a lil before you deleted a lot of vids. I wanna thank you for being there when I was going thru a lot I love you man
I remember several years ago I suffered from severe depression and mental disorder. I was addicted to illicit pills, alcohol, and smoking until I was recommended for psilocybin mushroom treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly I'm 8 years clean now. It's quite fascinating how effective they are against anxiety and depression.
To be honest, mushrooms are one of the most amazing things on the planet and it is natural, they serve in many ways not only for mental related issues.
Can you help me with a reliable source I would really appreciate it. Many people talk about mushrooms and psychedelics but nobody talks about where to get them. It is very hard to get a reliable source here in New Zealand. Really need!
Yes, Sporeville. I had the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD, and addiction... Mushrooms definitely made a huge difference to why I'm clean today.
I wish they were readily available in my place. Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He's 59 & has many mental health issues plus probably CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone. He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD knows if it is common for an obsession with violence.
The Goblin timing meme is too real. 😱UA-cam gave me the noti just now 20 hours late. And while 20 hours ago would have been horrible timing rn is perfect. 02:22 just finished my spliff
Reminds me of my last Christmas i was so high i was getting paranoid, you know when you feel like they look at you weird. In reality i think they don't even notice.
I wanna take a moment to appreciate this phenomenal gameplay real quick like damn the police cat and mouse game with the truck best gameplay ive ever seen😊
How tf are you alive to tell these crazy stories!? 😭😂 honestly so grateful for you and your channel though! Hope you’re doing ok! Be safe in 2024 please! 😂🙌🏻🤍
I never thought it would happene but i wore one of your only gas hats and a worker at the dispensary askwd me about the hat and i asked him if he knew about your channel and we talked about how we both really like your content. You have amazing fans goblin!!!
Merry Christmas gob gob just got alcohol poisoning a few days ago and now it feels revolting to drink rn so I can’t get crunk for the holiday frestives so this is as close as I get while hitting the pengamen
Goblin thank you for this video it actually means a lot to me was feeling hella down but your videos make me happy so thank you and merry Christmas my man
this story gives me anxiety bro. I'm 28 now and way better off (addicted to kratom tho) but like until I was 24 I lived exactly like this. I have similar stories for days. Your idea of going onto youtube and telling them is actually brilliant tho. I finally got clean because I blacked out on etizolam at the fucking airport and actually woke up in the ER in san Francisco bro. Like I was at LAX and next thing you know im in the back of an ambulence in san fransisco. Apparently I decided to go buy DXM from the airport store..I hate DXM and only tried it a few times as a teenager lmao. My parents were at the airport in oregon waiting to pick me up and when I didn't pull up i scared my mother more than any fucked up drug thing i've ever done. That was the final catalyst in me stopping that shit. I was so tired of hurting myself and my loved ones. It's just crazy how relatable your stories are. I can feel the nervousness, I can see and hear the upset mother and the conflict between compulsive desire to be high and complex shame. I know trying to hide the fact you're fucked up but mom knows because you've pulled this shit so many times before. I know the lying about what you took even tho its so obvious that you took drugs. All of it bro.....your stories make me relive a part of my life that I am SO GLAD I made it through alive, only one misdemeanor charge, and never permanently ruined my relationship with my family.
Right now I just finished wrapping all of my gifts and I had such a good time and then I go on my phone and you know what's even better a freaking goblin video on Christmas like OMG the timing was amazing bro
Damn really sad story, cant feel good to know your parents know you're a drug addict. Scary how theyll make you use them even around family, its like willingly accepting the fact that you're pushing them away
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!🎅🎅🎅
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Have a wonderful Holiday Season Gobby , hope you smoke some dank and eat something dank
Merry Christmas bro 🎄🎄
Please find out how big of a dab the Carta 2 can efficiently handle 🙏
@@DeathDragon5861 yes the lab page shows baysmokes results
Yeah menu is shit 🤣 tf he on that shit some mid mid
I swear to God I don't know what it is, but every time you're *ANNIHILATED,* all of a sudden, your family wants to talk about your life 😂
just smile and wave boys snile any wavep
Tell me about it, last time I took Molly my mother tried to talk to me about my lack of love as a kid...
Yeah well I used to do meth so I'd just fucking talk and talk, except I'd show wayyyyy to much of my IDGAF to them. No one really likes me no more 😭💀 lame ass
If you're on acid they start talking about philosophy...
Facts😂😂
Goblin, I'm going through some shit living in an uninsured car struggling to find work and I haven't even had weed, I really only have one person in my life and this made me feel less alone. Thanks internet bro
Ay god had a plan folks, it was a long road but i got reunited with my folks and our relationship is being repaired in a way i never thought they would want to, finally some days on this horizon where i think i can be genuinely happy without needing to get faded to forget where i came from. Never give up on your family and never assume you know everything about them, and never forget that people can really change
You got this bro you'll make it through 💪🙏
U got this my man, you’re just hitting a rough rough patch
Nothing lasts forever, the situation your in will get better
I feel you bro, I nearly offed myself today... My arms are trashed. We in same boat man...
Keep yah head up g it can only get better from rock bottom
''He wakes up one morning like Uhhh I'm super anxious dude I gotta pop 4 ladders. Doctor said so.''😂🤣
“My Christmas family dinner was RUINED by Xanax” no goblin…it was ruined by the degen that brought Xanax to a family function 😂
it was ruined by the addiction not the person
@@nicbarth3838bro we're not doing this rn
I mean my family would ruin it before the xannies
Stfu it wasn't ruined at all.
@@Iammoneyman420lmao
Love u gobby if you're ever down just remember you got hundreds of thousands of people who fw you heavy
I'm still in peak
Yooo thanks fortnite 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Thank you Saint Nick for another beautiful benzo story time, a true classic if you will
A real hoot and a holler
Gobby on time for the sesh as always
agreed!!!
Happy xmas guys enjoy ur weed!
@@martinwilson5307 hell yeah man enjoy your reefer too
@@martinwilson5307stupid addict 😂😂😂
Unrelated to Christmas, but I remember getting so drunk on an empty stomach at my family’s condo in the summertime. Apparently I thought it was a good idea to fling slices of cheese all over the ceiling and windows. I’ll never forget my grandmother waking me up at 6am flaming me while I was still near blackout. What a ride
Y'know it's going to be a good Christmas when Goblin uploads a banger 🔥
Jesus is cooler than Xanax
Fake
@@123leoc3no Jesus is cooler
@@123leoc3not a clash royale pfp
Disagree
L take
Gobby with the absolute immaculate timing as always. He never fails to finish for us with aggressiveness.
Get a personality bro
What does personality have anything to do with a guy happy to see a new video being released
Just fuckin be nice it’s Christmas bro tf
@@dezstersna fr dawg is a sad person
@@Natharsus aha you maddddd 😭😭
Honestly thanks Goblin my brother, I’m glad to know my grandmas not the only one to politely call me a homeless person. I don’t feel alone now. Laugh my ass of literally. Happy 420 I mean Christmas everyone. Peace guys
You probably deserve it though. They only say stuff like that out of concern most of the time. 😂 My grandma was a stoner, I think she might still be lol. So she is chill but she would still call me a bum if I was one, and Gobby even calls himself a bum at this point in his life. If you aren’t a bum then you don’t deserve it, but if you fit the description enough you should expect it.
how the xanax stole christmas
Goblin always putting out some straight gas content, I enjoy binge watching the videos & going back at a later date to watch them while high.
Goblin, I’m 31 and your story’s always remind me a lot of mine and my buddies growing up. It sucks being this old but us not having to worry about any pressed or fake pills was marvelous. I couldn’t imagine popping bars and rolls these days with all this fake stuff but the weed was absolute trash. Mexican brick weed all day baby.
I feel that bro. I was an Oxy head when they were all real. I’d be dead af if I used today
Bro 31 isnt old you’re in your prime
@@rigo-mma yeah I’m just saying even him being probably close to 10 years younger then me that things were a lot different when it came down to prescription drugs and mdma . Hell we had flip phones texting the plugs lol it was a great time to be alive.
@@Aaron25thinfantry we’d take bars and PPs any chance we could as well as blow. We’d definitely be dead if we tried that now days. You legit didn’t have to worry about that shit all back then, hell we never even heard of fent
Not old at all
This one story just hit different idk why. Thanks goblin u always deliver bangers
Love you gobby, 105 days clean off fentanyl. You a real one for keeping me occupied when high or sober… merry Christmas ❤❤
Glad you styll here bro 🤘🏻 congratulations & merry Christmas dawg
respect
merry christmas bro and good job
DONT do fent bro
congratulations bro hope u had a good christmas 💯🖤
Merry Christmas goblin I know this bouta be a hoot love you man been watching for a while I found you a lil before you deleted a lot of vids. I wanna thank you for being there when I was going thru a lot I love you man
Bro the absolute carnage goblin is inflicting in gta on every video is just immaculate a true hoot and a holler if you will every single time.
The greatest gift of christmas would be having a smoke sesh whilst gobby telling some of his priceless stories
fire ass video. u the man lets go gobby . aint nun better than gettin faded and listening to the stories
so i guess no one’s gonna talk about the borderline psychotic GTA gameplay lmaooo
It was entertaining tbh
😂😂
thats what Im saying lmao, that dude is a d1 crashout
Absolutely crossed this xmas, legendary timing from the one and only.
Appreciate the old school gta gameplay gobby. Im fucked up right now. Took two dabs, had a bowl and a shot of 151. Im feelin fantastic
The best timing known to man… thanks for this banger gob 🙏🏼
I remember several years ago I suffered from severe depression and mental disorder. I was addicted to illicit pills, alcohol, and smoking until I was recommended for psilocybin mushroom treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly I'm 8 years clean now. It's quite fascinating how effective they are against anxiety and depression.
To be honest, mushrooms are one of the most amazing things on the planet and it is natural, they serve in many ways not only for mental related issues.
Can you help me with a reliable source I would really appreciate it. Many people talk about mushrooms and psychedelics but nobody talks about where to get them. It is very hard to get a reliable source here in New Zealand. Really need!
Yes, Sporeville. I had the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD, and addiction... Mushrooms definitely made a huge difference to why I'm clean today.
I wish they were readily available in my place.
Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He's 59 & has many mental health issues plus probably CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone.
He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD knows if it is common for an obsession with violence.
Is he on Instagram?
The Goblin timing meme is too real. 😱UA-cam gave me the noti just now 20 hours late. And while 20 hours ago would have been horrible timing rn is perfect. 02:22 just finished my spliff
Goddam, this shit was so relatable. My poor innocent family! Lmaoo have a Stoney christmas fam
Lowkey it feels good to feel like you are not only one grilled by family feeling like shit at Christmas bro
have a merry christmas and new year, enjoy it man, we appreciate you ❤
Reminds me of my last Christmas i was so high i was getting paranoid, you know when you feel like they look at you weird. In reality i think they don't even notice.
Perfect timing 🙏 merry Xmas y’all and cheers I know y’all getting lit for the holidays
I knew you would come in clutch as i open presents, merry Christmas Goblin🎅🏾
Always a blessed day when gobby drops🔥🔥🔥
6:40 "wow, that was a rough performance....we don't talk about that"
LOL i truly understand that feeling
I think it'd be more accurate to say "How *_I_* ruined my family christmas with xanax" lol
Love what you do goblin. Keep up the absolutely baller videos
Enjoying this Gobby classic with some Christmas Tree 💨💨
Sometimes I think goblin is gonna run out of stories then he come out with a banger
I wanna take a moment to appreciate this phenomenal gameplay real quick like damn the police cat and mouse game with the truck best gameplay ive ever seen😊
I love when goblin drops while im rolling up. impeccable timing fr
How tf are you alive to tell these crazy stories!? 😭😂 honestly so grateful for you and your channel though! Hope you’re doing ok! Be safe in 2024 please! 😂🙌🏻🤍
I never thought it would happene but i wore one of your only gas hats and a worker at the dispensary askwd me about the hat and i asked him if he knew about your channel and we talked about how we both really like your content. You have amazing fans goblin!!!
RIGHT ON TIME JUST TOOK A BLINKER AND OPENED UA-cam TO THIS ON CHRISTMAS EVE W GOBLIN !!
Merry Christmas Goblin. Thanks for the bed time story 😘
drunk ash onna cruise looking for a video to fall asleep to perfect timing per usually goblin ❤️
Merry Christmas gob gob just got alcohol poisoning a few days ago and now it feels revolting to drink rn so I can’t get crunk for the holiday frestives so this is as close as I get while hitting the pengamen
Just went on a “walk” with the chill cousin. Thank god for Goblin!
Gobby's really on time with this Xmas spesh!
Thank you bro I needed a goblin vid to chill to n merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Gobby hope you have a hoot and a holler
Aw man thats a wild ride, love ya goblin, hope ya had a good christmas this year!
Happy Holidays Brother Goblin 🧟stay safe and baked 🌲🌲🌲
GOB I LOVE YOU FADED AF AND THIS SHIT IS TIMES TO ABSOLUTE PERFECTION
Holy shit man great goblin experience off this tab 🙏🏾😭😭
Goblin thank you for this video it actually means a lot to me was feeling hella down but your videos make me happy so thank you and merry Christmas my man
HO HO HO GOBLINS UPLOADS NEVER FAIL TO FILL ME W XMAS CHEER ‼️🎄🎅
Merry Christmas Goblin hope you have a good one this year!
this story gives me anxiety bro. I'm 28 now and way better off (addicted to kratom tho) but like until I was 24 I lived exactly like this. I have similar stories for days. Your idea of going onto youtube and telling them is actually brilliant tho. I finally got clean because I blacked out on etizolam at the fucking airport and actually woke up in the ER in san Francisco bro. Like I was at LAX and next thing you know im in the back of an ambulence in san fransisco. Apparently I decided to go buy DXM from the airport store..I hate DXM and only tried it a few times as a teenager lmao. My parents were at the airport in oregon waiting to pick me up and when I didn't pull up i scared my mother more than any fucked up drug thing i've ever done. That was the final catalyst in me stopping that shit.
I was so tired of hurting myself and my loved ones. It's just crazy how relatable your stories are. I can feel the nervousness, I can see and hear the upset mother and the conflict between compulsive desire to be high and complex shame. I know trying to hide the fact you're fucked up but mom knows because you've pulled this shit so many times before. I know the lying about what you took even tho its so obvious that you took drugs. All of it bro.....your stories make me relive a part of my life that I am SO GLAD I made it through alive, only one misdemeanor charge, and never permanently ruined my relationship with my family.
Goblins content is always creamy and fulfilling 😩
always warm and creamy 😩
Bruh 💀
hella crossed on this christmas eve. cheers gob for the perfect vid before knocking out 🤘
Merry Christmas goblin sir 💜
Right now I just finished wrapping all of my gifts and I had such a good time and then I go on my phone and you know what's even better a freaking goblin video on Christmas like OMG the timing was amazing bro
Merry Christmas yall i been watching for like 5 years now hope everyone is nice and fried😂😅
Baked asf bois smokin 3 half gram blunts perfect timing for a new gobby vid
Merry Christmas goblin hope you have an amazing day and eat some even better food my boy 🎁🎄🎁 thanks for the late night Christmas Eve present 🎁
Listening to your stories is in a very real way therapeutic
Grandma sliding with Unc is wild 😂
30 min goblin video holy FUCK i am in for a treat
Hell yeah a long story time to get away from the family 😂
Her “affiliate “ 😂😂 bros a corpo 😂
Damn really sad story, cant feel good to know your parents know you're a drug addict. Scary how theyll make you use them even around family, its like willingly accepting the fact that you're pushing them away
This is one of the best stories from you Gob😂
Wheres part 2
dudeeee thats a classic after detox xmas meeting....like trying not to nod out while relatives are watching......
merch jus came in time for the holidays 🔥 love you gobby
“On some disgusting bartard splinter cell shit” had me fucking rolling 😭 oh Gobby. As much as I love these stories, I hope you don’t make any new ones
Perfect timing as always gob
Merry Christmas
Got To Love The Drug Addict Gifts I Feel U Goblin
Merry christmas goblin and cheers to all!!!
Where is part 2?? Cheers gob. Keep making the UA-cam vids plz
thumbnail games been absolutely insane recently keep it up
Xanax Ruined my Family Christmas when you released this so thank you, it was very fitting
No wonder your grandma thought you were a bum after holiday performances like this 😂
Merry Christmas Goblin 🎄🎁
Lmao you said I understand why all stay at home moms just stay at home, drink wine, and pop bars. 😂😂😂😂
It really hit deep when he said that was a terrible performance
I fucking love Xanax . I don’t get to enjoy them as often as I used to but here and there I get to enjoy a dose of the sweet ladder bliss
I love hearing the same intro “what is up lady’s and gentlemen, boys & girls” I say it in my head as soon as I click on the videos
Perfect timing as always rippin the stiizy X blend to this
Goblin video dropped at perfect time. High and drunk rn
Bro Xanax goblin is to wild amazing story though love ya goblin Merry Christmas
I can’t believe goblin just said he dosent eat Chipotle that hurt my soul ngl you will get better goblin don’t worry we here for you
right on time gobby happy holidays
Literally cheifing some mid pacc in the middle of the walk 😂😂 timing is everything
LETS GOOO A GOBLIN CHRISTMAS STORY
goblin plays gta like a menace
Watching this while eating Christmas dinner at my grandparents crib love you gobby
Merry Chrimmus Goblin. Thanks for the Absolute BANGER for Chrimmus Morning. ❤