Our Barcode player knew that you were supposed to go "1-1-1" but nobody told him *which* 1 that meant. So he just decided to build one of *everything.*
I couldn't past more than medium as I always play campaigns and started playing with ai only to get used before touching ladder. Somehow after abusing liberator until elite and got to play team ladders, I finally could beat elite again with proper game (I overcome the macros)
For real. Where's the fun in watching a game between players who have both solved the game and found a Nash equilibrium already, guaranteeing that there will be no surprises?
Especially when the top tier games typically end in a GG instead of playing out the struggle and maybe the underdog can pull a rabbit outta their ass and take the win or win the base race..
Fwiffo here (Game 2) 😊 much love Lowko! ❤️ I got to Plat concentrating on macro only (ViBE's B2GM) but that means I freak the eff out at anything other than a macro game 🤣 so I've been trying Lowko's 12 pool against stupid stuff strat and hey, it was messy as fcuk but it worked 🤩 For anyone thinking they suck at SC2 and are thinking of quitting, just remember... You can bile your own zerglings and roaches, let your opponent camp a gas in your base for half the game, throw away zerglings at adepts... And still win in Plat 🤣🤣🤣 Hope it was entertaining! Thanks for casting it Lowko ❤️
Really feel like that victory was not earned. I mean, I can't even pick a winner from that match, they were both so terrible in completely different ways. XD
Hi can i ask as im now ont realy sure of answer, but im allmoust sure it was time When manual produsing have faster speed that warping, but in was can be far back in HotS
@@ศกรโสมาภา was was even after point was to it was produse units fasret that was warping cooldown + Warping it self, but yes it that time wasnt mater if you warping in just pilon or pilon with Gateway
What people think SC2 PVP players are like: I have 600APM and can effectively micro and macro with all three races. What SC2 PVP players are actually like: Hello guys and welcome back to cheese simulator 2021. Now for today’s cheese we’re going to be sampling some gouda old fashioned cannon rushing.
Now Lowko in fairness to me - I’ve never went against a proxy whatever the crap that was so my macro sucked hard core. Either way my fam all had a big laugh with the Tommy Tommy comment.
I feel like you just didn’t know when to quit, banging your head against that planetary was counterproductive to say the least. Plus you should’ve split the zerglings when scouting to cover more ground. From what i gather you’re fairly new, if so this was a good game either way :)
Your response was reasonable! Like Lowko said, scouting for stuff is the correct response. And the mechanics will come with more games/practice :) And a tip: If you encounter somebody turtling THIS hard on 1 base (PF, turrents, sensor tower, bunkers), just quadruple your usual expansion rate. Take all the bases, and just make stuff, doesn't really matter what stuff, just have more, waaaaaay more. Great game! :)
You shouldn't yolo into that. From my Terran pov you should have patiently tried to bile that stuff down then eventually get lurker. A few more queens at home maybe a safety spore in each base. I can't rip on you too much for scouting you did try. Glad you beat that garbage. GG! Also, don't over expand Ive lost to garbage because I did that.
Don't sweat. You did win. It was really unfortunate you never scouted the proxy, but there were some big things you could have easily changed in this game. 1. Spend your money. You were floating thousands of resources, and if that went to army evenly split at home and the front, you would be in a much safer position. 2. Know when not to take a fight. The ravager push was decent, but you should not have lost the mutas at the end. It's cool to take out a few turrets, but know when your muta count is too low and you need to retreat. 3. Don't underestimate the PF.
14:25 Fwiffo is a character from Star Control II. He's the captain of the Spathi Eluder StarRunner and the last member of the Hierarchy's Earthguard forces, assigned to guard the slave-shielded Humans Fwiffo is a real hero... 😀
O was more than 1 year without playing. Watched this and think "i can do better". O was Platinum b4 and went straight tô a ranked game. Now i know i cant do It better
I've come to realize that I might be a bit of a masochist considering the fact that the secondhand pain I get from watching these viewer-submitted games is exactly why they're my absolute favorite casts on your channel.
@@garnetg987 I don't know which region you play in, but here in not-Korea-land you can float 2k resources on 3 bases and still get out of gold league lmao
Listen, Lowko, we send our games for assistance and improvement, but also for laughs. If you're in a low league, chances are you're bad for a reason, which when watching from an outside view, can be pretty funny. If a person submits their game and GENUINELY believe they were pretty good and you point out obvious flaws, and they get butt hurt, that is quite literally only their problem.
Yeah, if I actually played SC2 I would probably suck, but I would love to send in a replay to have Lowko make fun of me. I'd know I sucked, and it'd be hilarious.
If you're in a lower league, there's a reason for it. If having a GM point out your mistakes TRIGGERS you and makes you upset, you aren't looking to improve. You're being made fun of as a lower league player not BECAUSE you're a lower league player but because you make mistakes that (if you fix) will help you to climb the ladder.
Lowko is asking himself if he is being a jerk because he makes fun of viewer submissions while winter has a whole series on twitch making fun of people live and posts it on youtube for posterity. Idk why but i find that hillarious.
I was playing a game against a terran in peepmode, and the terran was SO BAD, HE LEGIT MISPLACED HIS NATURAL CC so his pf would be at the ramp. He then proceeded to mine with that cc, make like 2 bunkers at the ramp, 1 bunker at the edge, and 1 bunker at the back of his natural.
Did Lowko forget to mention this or did I miss it? ThErE Is No WaY ThEsE GuYs PlAy In PlAtInUm-LeAgUe! I aM In PlAtINuM aNd WaY bEtTeR tHaN tHeSe TwO! Well I was in fact I was in platinum last time i played Starcraft 2, but that's a few years ago :D
Lowko needs to play some Starcontrol 2. I'd posit that Protos would count as 'big, mean, hostile alien vessels hovering overhead'. Maybe on his other channel :)
Right?! That's why I couldn't be sure I could take the last cannon... Also imagine what horrors were in the main base, best to attack the undefended one way back across the map. Spathi who are brave don't live very long ☺️
27:41 "You'll never really see a pro player lose to a cannon rush" didn't he recently release a video of has beating a pro player with a cannon rush in a best of 5? he literally went 3-1.
These guys are just having fun respect. Man I wish I could just enjoy video games like this don't have to worry about meta don't have to worry about build order don't ha e to worry about sitting in practice testing shit for 4 hours every new patch
That last game..... I have a very strong memory from WOL, losing to a Terran build similar to that on Scrap Station. The PF confused me so much I dropped my guard and got murdered from a proxy I didn't find.... It made me switch to Terran and got 100% win rate on that map after that. :D
I feel a little bad for the people getting roasted, but watching lowko have an aneurysm casting these games is hilarious. If you read this lowko, please keep casting these viewer games if you can handle it. Reminds me of the old days of LAGTV
Don't believe anyone should upload their replay to be cast if they cannot take a ribbin' and maybe learn a thing or two. I enjoy lower league casts for a variety of reasons including the face-palm moments.
23:53 I don't know, zerg only has 64 army supply to protoss' 0. If the protoss actually came back from that because the zerg had no idea how to handle a few void rays that would've been hilarious.
lmao could totally hear the frustrations. I only played a few rounds of mp in SC2, and got my arse totally handed to me. I stopped and haven't played since. I totally can relate to these players you're trashing xD I just feel, if I ever got a couple wins, I'd probably be just as indecisive and random as these guys, just slower hahaha. Maybe that's why I enjoyed this video. These are guys I can relate to, because they don't have god-like macro's and don't play like machines. Not gonna lie, I rather enjoyed this video!
25:03, tbh no point in attacking protos main base atm, its almost depleted on resources and also there is a complete wall = even no probe will come out of there
Yes exactly what I needed. after a hard day of work I come home to relax and play some Starcraft. Then void rays happened. Now I’m gonna watch some lowko
If somebody is sending his replay to Lowko, that means that he/she is a fan, right? So they had to see at least couple of pro games... so there is no excuse why to not have at least build order right. So no, you are no jerk Lowko
I used to play wings of liberty back in the day. Were in diamond league before I got old and didnt have much time to play. So I ended up spending more time watching twitch and youtube. Now, many years later, I dont think I can ever get back into the game because its such a musclememory heavy game and I would just suck at it now. I fear I would just get my behind handed to me in ladder. But these viewer submitted games give me hope.
I've never played SC ladder before. I kind of want to start playing, JUST so I can submit a game to Lowko and get his reactions on how badly the game goes.
Our Barcode player knew that you were supposed to go "1-1-1" but nobody told him *which* 1 that meant. So he just decided to build one of *everything.*
My friend actually came from WC3...he legitimately built one of every terran unit and just tried to micro them.
like Noah, but "one of each" instead of two
I don't mean to flex too hard... but yesterday I beat the medium AI after on the fourth try as Terran. So yeah, I'm thinking about going pro.
With marine voice: "Go! Go! Go!"
With no hope and a Dream your ready!
Good job I thought medium AI was impossible
I couldn't past more than medium as I always play campaigns and started playing with ai only to get used before touching ladder. Somehow after abusing liberator until elite and got to play team ladders, I finally could beat elite again with proper game (I overcome the macros)
If you aren't going PF in your main you won't make it.
This might be an unpopular opinion, but I prefer these lower league amateur games because they're so unpredictable and hilarious.
Yeah, you can taste the fear, and the enthusiasm. Even if it comes from the players massively overreacting, it's nice to see emotion in an RTS.
Agree. I play for fun
For real. Where's the fun in watching a game between players who have both solved the game and found a Nash equilibrium already, guaranteeing that there will be no surprises?
Who woudnt want to watch people who are on the lower leagues
Especially when the top tier games typically end in a GG instead of playing out the struggle and maybe the underdog can pull a rabbit outta their ass and take the win or win the base race..
Lowko everytime he sees a dark shrine researching: I'm gonna blow. Your. Mind.
well...i did discover it from one of Lowko´s video....and it blew my mind.
Fwiffo here (Game 2) 😊 much love Lowko! ❤️ I got to Plat concentrating on macro only (ViBE's B2GM) but that means I freak the eff out at anything other than a macro game 🤣 so I've been trying Lowko's 12 pool against stupid stuff strat and hey, it was messy as fcuk but it worked 🤩
For anyone thinking they suck at SC2 and are thinking of quitting, just remember... You can bile your own zerglings and roaches, let your opponent camp a gas in your base for half the game, throw away zerglings at adepts... And still win in Plat 🤣🤣🤣
Hope it was entertaining! Thanks for casting it Lowko ❤️
👑
Hey quick question did you get your name from star control 2 like the spathi alien guy
You're not a jerk, Lowko! The player opened themselves up to criticism when they submitted the game.
And the player knew what he was in for, Failure, shame and regret.
And it's not like people's actual names and faces are on there 🤣
The last terran player in his mind: "I'm an artist and the map is my canvas."
Tommy: "Mommy, I won! :D"
Really feel like that victory was not earned. I mean, I can't even pick a winner from that match, they were both so terrible in completely different ways. XD
@@daethalion1725 That's a beauty of low level starcraft.
Mommy *with a deep voice*: I'm proud, son.
It's like Squidward vs SpongeBob
Lets be honest Lowko is just practicing for Rank Roulette Season 2.
Hi can i ask as im now ont realy sure of answer, but im allmoust sure it was time When manual produsing have faster speed that warping, but in was can be far back in HotS
@@frantisektichy7830 it was in brood wars when there’s no warp gate…
@@ศกรโสมาภา was was even after
point was to it was produse units fasret that was warping cooldown + Warping it self, but yes it that time wasnt mater if you warping in just pilon or pilon with Gateway
You know your game is boring when Lowko's has to speed up the game 3 times...
Lol that first game was actually so damn slow though
As a bronze league Zerg, and Silver Terran / Protoss… I can say with certainty that these are how most of our games go
Wow, this gives me so much confidence to play SC2. I only played campaigns because I figured ppl that play PVP were God level.
What people think SC2 PVP players are like: I have 600APM and can effectively micro and macro with all three races.
What SC2 PVP players are actually like: Hello guys and welcome back to cheese simulator 2021. Now for today’s cheese we’re going to be sampling some gouda old fashioned cannon rushing.
Dude same here. I suck at trying to mitigate my anxiety in order to make some awesome plays and stick to build orders. Still have loads of fun!
The dark shrine thing hit me really hard. 3 faces? Still dont believe it
same, mind is blown over here
same, mind is blown over here
This is a new discovery for me...
Now Lowko in fairness to me - I’ve never went against a proxy whatever the crap that was so my macro sucked hard core. Either way my fam all had a big laugh with the Tommy Tommy comment.
I feel like you just didn’t know when to quit, banging your head against that planetary was counterproductive to say the least. Plus you should’ve split the zerglings when scouting to cover more ground.
From what i gather you’re fairly new, if so this was a good game either way :)
Your response was reasonable! Like Lowko said, scouting for stuff is the correct response. And the mechanics will come with more games/practice :) And a tip: If you encounter somebody turtling THIS hard on 1 base (PF, turrents, sensor tower, bunkers), just quadruple your usual expansion rate. Take all the bases, and just make stuff, doesn't really matter what stuff, just have more, waaaaaay more.
Great game! :)
You shouldn't yolo into that. From my Terran pov you should have patiently tried to bile that stuff down then eventually get lurker. A few more queens at home maybe a safety spore in each base. I can't rip on you too much for scouting you did try. Glad you beat that garbage. GG! Also, don't over expand Ive lost to garbage because I did that.
Don't sweat. You did win. It was really unfortunate you never scouted the proxy, but there were some big things you could have easily changed in this game. 1. Spend your money. You were floating thousands of resources, and if that went to army evenly split at home and the front, you would be in a much safer position. 2. Know when not to take a fight. The ravager push was decent, but you should not have lost the mutas at the end. It's cool to take out a few turrets, but know when your muta count is too low and you need to retreat. 3. Don't underestimate the PF.
I love these games. "When two Starports love each other...", Lowko, you are great caster.
38:31 Oh my god, I lost it seeing the location of that planetary. Truly some next level play.
14:25 Fwiffo is a character from Star Control II. He's the captain of the Spathi Eluder StarRunner and the last member of the Hierarchy's Earthguard forces, assigned to guard the slave-shielded Humans
Fwiffo is a real hero... 😀
Such an underrated gem of a game. Down with the ULTIMATE EVIL!
O was more than 1 year without playing. Watched this and think "i can do better".
O was Platinum b4 and went straight tô a ranked game.
Now i know i cant do It better
I've come to realize that I might be a bit of a masochist considering the fact that the secondhand pain I get from watching these viewer-submitted games is exactly why they're my absolute favorite casts on your channel.
O man. Here comes the heart attack and high blood pressure
Yes! Viewer games, got to love it.
You're not a jerk. You are commentating from an experienced view point. It is entertaining.
(Super high pitch) “Why is he attacking the orbital com-“
This made my night
got to appreciate lowko trying to prevent a cheese epidemic
BeastyQT said that in Gold League you don’t gotta worry about your build order, rather you just gotta make stuff.
If you want to get out of gold league, you gotta do both.
@@garnetg987 I don't know which region you play in, but here in not-Korea-land you can float 2k resources on 3 bases and still get out of gold league lmao
Listen, Lowko, we send our games for assistance and improvement, but also for laughs.
If you're in a low league, chances are you're bad for a reason, which when watching from an outside view, can be pretty funny.
If a person submits their game and GENUINELY believe they were pretty good and you point out obvious flaws, and they get butt hurt, that is quite literally only their problem.
You're* a bunch of times.
As one of the subjects of Lowko's roasting in Game 2 I endorse this message 👍🏻😉
Yeah, if I actually played SC2 I would probably suck, but I would love to send in a replay to have Lowko make fun of me. I'd know I sucked, and it'd be hilarious.
If you're in a lower league, there's a reason for it. If having a GM point out your mistakes TRIGGERS you and makes you upset, you aren't looking to improve. You're being made fun of as a lower league player not BECAUSE you're a lower league player but because you make mistakes that (if you fix) will help you to climb the ladder.
There is such a thing as being critical about flaws in a bad way. Its a sake of balance
Loko: Wearing my HAS-mat suite to protect me from cheese...
Me: Makes sense
Min: 19:02 Lowko: "The true queen of the swarm OK!
me: spills coffee for a random laugh.
17:13 Voice-actor quality delivery of "there's a gateway" there. Almost sexy.
21:22 Ravager: 'I must go, my Lair needs me'
Lmao nice
Lowko is asking himself if he is being a jerk because he makes fun of viewer submissions while winter has a whole series on twitch making fun of people live and posts it on youtube for posterity. Idk why but i find that hillarious.
people literally paid him to trash talk them. lowko is been too kind imo
Well I don't like winter's casts because he's so mean and despective
Lowko is a humble, and honest guy. Calls it like he sees it!
Definitely want more fan submitted games I laughed my ass off for a solid forty minutes
I started playing SC2 a month ago, and even I cringe when I see these games.
TLDR: You're not the asshole
I was playing a game against a terran in peepmode, and the terran was SO BAD, HE LEGIT MISPLACED HIS NATURAL CC so his pf would be at the ramp.
He then proceeded to mine with that cc, make like 2 bunkers at the ramp, 1 bunker at the edge, and 1 bunker at the back of his natural.
Lowko, honestly. Dude, I actually thought making fun of these players was the whole point of the viewer series. Please don't stop.
*Pro players don't usually lose to cannon rushes.
HAS: Hold my beer.
This was one of the most hilarious lower level casts I’ve ever seen. Keep up the good work man.
I'm pretty sure if winter had casted these he'd have just turned off the game instead of speeding it up lol.
Did Lowko forget to mention this or did I miss it?
ThErE Is No WaY ThEsE GuYs PlAy In PlAtInUm-LeAgUe! I aM In PlAtINuM aNd WaY bEtTeR tHaN tHeSe TwO!
Well I was in fact I was in platinum last time i played Starcraft 2, but that's a few years ago :D
I'm gold and I wish my opponents were as bad as those platinum players!
i love these viewer games, no joke my faves on this channel. much love from Nassau.
I feel like lowko would just die from looking at me booting up StarCraft
I can literally feel Lowko's blood pressure rising with every game
Be nice to the newbies! These games are fun to watch and I'm sure they had fun playing.
30:45 "what barracks?" in the distant microphone. Haha
1) I'm pretty sure all these fans know what to expect when they send in replays 2) your genuine outrage is hilarious. Give them the good news Lowko!
I love you commentating these low tier games! Lots of fun
Lowko says "Worst" Build order
We say "Innovative and entertaining" Build order
this is great man!! fantastic commentary... loved it!!!
"when two starports love each other....!" best quote ever!!!
I love these kind of games so funny and interesting to watch, good to mix up from the pro games
Gotta love the commentary on these, jokes make this worth watching! Gj
Did anyone else hear lowko laughing through his nose quietly in the background?
Wife:"Honey the neighbor is shouting to himself again" Husband: "there isnt anything we can do the police already told us he isnt breaking any laws"
Lowko needs to play some Starcontrol 2. I'd posit that Protos would count as 'big, mean, hostile alien vessels hovering overhead'. Maybe on his other channel :)
Right?! That's why I couldn't be sure I could take the last cannon... Also imagine what horrors were in the main base, best to attack the undefended one way back across the map. Spathi who are brave don't live very long ☺️
"he does believe in sacrifices" LOOOOOOL
When mommy starport loves daddy tech lab, they connect to each other, daddy start glowing green and then banshee came out of mommy.
that.... makes for quite the weird picture... oh god... Please tell me there is NO porn of that XD
Blockading the bridge with a planetary just to mine gas has such powerful energy to it
Semi-Perfect Cell @ 31:13 - "Well, hi Tom!"
Proxies a supply depot refuses to elaborate xdd pure gigachad
27:41 "You'll never really see a pro player lose to a cannon rush"
didn't he recently release a video of has beating a pro player with a cannon rush in a best of 5? he literally went 3-1.
These guys are just having fun respect. Man I wish I could just enjoy video games like this don't have to worry about meta don't have to worry about build order don't ha e to worry about sitting in practice testing shit for 4 hours every new patch
These are the best games to watch, the pros are fun and all but these are relatable games. This is entertainment give us more of these Loko
Last game would fit into Harstem's "Beating grandmaster with stupid stuff" - block every bridge/chokepoint with a planetary before you move on
31:08: I dont know why, but I had to laugh so hard in the introduction.
"Barcode player" vs Tom
Lowko: "professionals don't loose to canon rush"
Has: "Am I a joke to you?"
That last game..... I have a very strong memory from WOL, losing to a Terran build similar to that on Scrap Station. The PF confused me so much I dropped my guard and got murdered from a proxy I didn't find.... It made me switch to Terran and got 100% win rate on that map after that. :D
25:07 Fwiffo? More like whiff-o amirite?
I'm not at all good at basketball it's true 🤣
Fwiffo gets points for the Star Control 2 reference.
Also, I'm not sure if Barcode understands the point of this game.
You got it 😉
I feel a little bad for the people getting roasted, but watching lowko have an aneurysm casting these games is hilarious. If you read this lowko, please keep casting these viewer games if you can handle it. Reminds me of the old days of LAGTV
I enjoy the high stress level commentary of the viewer submitted games
Honestly these type of videos are my favorite
Lowko the dark shrine thing made my brain explode like my mouth actually dropped lmao
That last game was I SWEAR the funniest sc2 game I have seen in -years-. Thanks for sharing 👍😊😀
When Lowko says "and eventually, it is going to be the zerg player" you can hear how he's just given up by that time
Don't believe anyone should upload their replay to be cast if they cannot take a ribbin' and maybe learn a thing or two. I enjoy lower league casts for a variety of reasons including the face-palm moments.
Watching these is like watching the StarCraft embodiment of the "my goals are beyond your comprehension" meme
23:53 I don't know, zerg only has 64 army supply to protoss' 0. If the protoss actually came back from that because the zerg had no idea how to handle a few void rays that would've been hilarious.
I love this so much, viewer submitted games are quite interesting, thanks lowko
lmao could totally hear the frustrations.
I only played a few rounds of mp in SC2, and got my arse totally handed to me. I stopped and haven't played since. I totally can relate to these players you're trashing xD
I just feel, if I ever got a couple wins, I'd probably be just as indecisive and random as these guys, just slower hahaha.
Maybe that's why I enjoyed this video. These are guys I can relate to, because they don't have god-like macro's and don't play like machines.
Not gonna lie, I rather enjoyed this video!
25:03, tbh no point in attacking protos main base atm, its almost depleted on resources and also there is a complete wall = even no probe will come out of there
You have become colder. You used to start with it is your friend Lowko in your intro.. I miss that.
i play silver league and have never seen a build order this bad. these guys are making us silver league heros look really bad in front of Lowko!
I'm bronze hero and i play better than this dudes
I LOVE when Lowko turns away from his mic and yells and laughs super hard. It gets me every time. xD hahah
Can you imagine spend money on the full Mira's marauders skin pack to play like this? this man, living the dream, amazing.
how can you not love lower league matches with their epic 'Engineering bay first' build orders?
Yes exactly what I needed. after a hard day of work I come home to relax and play some Starcraft. Then void rays happened. Now I’m gonna watch some lowko
*Dark shine researching *
No one:
Lowko: I'm gonna blow. Your. Mind.
You’re not being a jerk Lowko, you casted really well. Had a laugh real hard. 🤣🤣
I would love to have this introduction for submitted games "hello my name is lowko, and today it is time to cringe together"
If somebody is sending his replay to Lowko, that means that he/she is a fan, right? So they had to see at least couple of pro games... so there is no excuse why to not have at least build order right. So no, you are no jerk Lowko
I'm 99% sure Mr. Barcode is Florencio testing out his most absurd strategies.
wow, the darkshrine being heads now makes it creepy! I thought it was just a nice crystal thingy
Yep you blown my mind with that dark shrine fact Lowko
Fwiffo is the name of a character you meet in the classic 1992 space opera RPG Star Control 2.
I used to play wings of liberty back in the day. Were in diamond league before I got old and didnt have much time to play. So I ended up spending more time watching twitch and youtube. Now, many years later, I dont think I can ever get back into the game because its such a musclememory heavy game and I would just suck at it now. I fear I would just get my behind handed to me in ladder.
But these viewer submitted games give me hope.
Just because you submit the game doesn't mean you thought you played well, just that it was a hilarious game
Right on time
I've never played SC ladder before. I kind of want to start playing, JUST so I can submit a game to Lowko and get his reactions on how badly the game goes.
Almost 16 minutes into the first game and the army supply is 100 to 18! Lucho REALLY wanted to be safe before moving out!
I can't wait to try some of these builds!!
That was incredible. The planetary for only the 1 gas was legendary. 200IQ x -1