How to Write the Worst Song Ever
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2024
- How is it possible ....... as a guitarist, singer-songwriter, and performer, I am ABSOLUTELY blown away by the PERFECTION of Colleen Ballinger's "apology" video. She accomplishes so many huge mistakes and reveals so many horrible tendencies in a single song, I felt the need to make this video. Check out my Patreon for the full video, enjoy.
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My Patreon: / andyeff
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IN THIS VIDEO:
00:00 - Lessons 1 - 3 (Before you start)
01:07 - Verse & Chorus “Toxic Gossip Train”
01:37 - The Technique
02:41 - Lessons 4 - 6 (Reveal that narcissism)
04:14 - Lesson 7 (Pause for no reason)
04:48 - Lesson 8 (Insult your aunt)
05:11 - Lesson 9 (Diminish accusations)
06:15 - Lesson 10 (Remind us of your fame)
07:16 - Lesson 11 (Accuse audience of being degenerates)
07:37 - Lesson 12 (Turn chorus into punishment)
08:51 - Lesson 13 (Turn on that self-praise)
09:08 - Lesson 14 (Start name-calling)
09:29 - Lesson 15 (Anticipate and undermine)
10:16 - Lesson 16 (Ignore specifics, get general)
11:04 - Lesson 17 (Gaslight!)
11:58 - Lesson 18 (Offer no evidence in your defense)
12:21 - Lesson 19 (Get ta’ guilting)
12:54 - Lesson 20 (Farts AREN’T funny???)
14:15 - Lesson 21 (Final Lesson: You’re A Good Person)
This was the most top tier snark I have ever witnessed. Standing ovation 👏🏻
Commenting to hopefully boost this in the algorithm, because this is the best snark I've seen in quite a long time! Top tier content!
Turns out the reason I got up today was to stumble on this reaction! Absolutely brilliant. Thank you! 😂
bestie ty for this i will be taking notes 📝
Top 3 lessons I learned from Andrew Friedberg:
Air quotes, when done properly, are always funny.
Always choose sarcasm.
Andrew is an awesome human.
(Disregard the previous lesson mentioned when reading this one. No sarcasm here. Not even a little. Seriously.)
this needs way more views! 😂
How do tag Adam in this?? He NEEDS to see it!!!!
Your video is one of the most intelligent and hilarious responses out there!
What a pop culture legacy
I love this vid❤
THIS. IS. PURE. PERFECTION. 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Brilliant! 😆
haha fantastic
She doesn’t deserve anything, because she has never offered anything to those she hurt. And this is coming from someone who loved her content and watched every single video of hers for years. Even dressed as her character for Halloween 3 separate times. The mask has been taken off and its much uglier than I’d ever imagine.