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    REBEL MOON PART 2 THE SCARGIVER | Double Toasted - Today at Double Toasted we have our Rebel Moon Part 2 The Scargiver review. In this funny video, we look at the Rebel Moon Part 2 trailer before going in-depth into our Rebel Moon Part 2 review. We discuss everything from Zack Snyder and his love of Slow Motion, the action sequences, the story and more! What did you think of Rebel Moon Part 2 The Scargiver? Let us know in the comment section below.
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  • @BryantMitchell
    @BryantMitchell Місяць тому +482

    Zack Snyder, on Wired, said that he started writing this story in high school. I totally believe him.

    • @David-rq9en
      @David-rq9en Місяць тому +57

      I watched that video lol. He gave a pretty reasonable explanation about the slow motion shots, however, he’s not self-aware enough to understand when to use it.

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion Місяць тому

      I said it’s baby’s first N*zi parody and I was RIGHT???

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles Місяць тому +55

      Well Seth Rogen wrote Superbad when he was a teenager and turned out to be a better writer than Snyder lmao

    • @Tomodrones
      @Tomodrones Місяць тому +37

      Yeah but people like Snyder need to understand that you need other writers to look over your stuff and it is okay to have a second draft for something you started in high school. Directors like Seth Rogan and others have stuff they started in high school that they turn into movies that turned out much better than rebel move.

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 Місяць тому +14

      @@David-rq9en what Snyder doesn't get is the effect his slow motion addiction has on the pacing of his movies
      one of the best examples of slow motion is in, unsurprisingly, Lord of the Rings. When the Rohirrim are charging the movie slows down, pans around, lets you appreciate the scale of what's happening while the music builds to set the mood... then suddenly the music cuts, the speed returns to normal, all you're left with is the noise and chaos of battle to really grab you at a visceral level. Build tension, release tension. film making 101.
      With Snyder he tends to do is ass backwards to the detriment of his movies. He tries to build tension, but then he slows the movie to a crawl to show off how pretty the scene is and you loose any emotional impact from what's happening, you are starkly reminded you're watching a movie. And he does this over and over these days, with scene that don't matter at all, and the pacing goes completely down the toilet
      So yeah, the problem really isn't that Snyder uses slow motion, it's that he abuses slow motion.

  • @docvince1491
    @docvince1491 Місяць тому +186

    John Woo used less slow motion in his entire filmography than Snyder did in Rebel Moon

    • @bohamian903
      @bohamian903 Місяць тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @marciliojunior9599
      @marciliojunior9599 Місяць тому +2

      ☠️

    • @Devilsblood
      @Devilsblood Місяць тому +7

      John Woo and Sam Peckinpah combined don't even abuse slow motion like Snyder does.

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles Місяць тому +5

      Don't forget Martin Scorsese too, then again that's a high standard but still he's also one of few filmmakers who likes to use slow motion but didn't overused it. The Wolf of Wall Street had one slow motion scene in the "Steve Madden scene" and that was perfectly executed

    • @llamabot9889
      @llamabot9889 Місяць тому +2

      also less birds

  • @bobbyj8163
    @bobbyj8163 Місяць тому +54

    It amazes me that a movie about a bugs and ants fighting grasshoppers had more emotion and heart put into than this

  • @theresidentteacher2438
    @theresidentteacher2438 Місяць тому +47

    Zach is his OWN Audience. He makes movies for HIMSELF.

    • @lenindominguez1986
      @lenindominguez1986 Місяць тому +1

      Of course and Zach Makes His Own Movies For His OWN Audience So He Can Make Money

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 Місяць тому +2

      Reminds me of Steven Seagal. He makes movies for himself.

    • @lenindominguez1986
      @lenindominguez1986 Місяць тому

      @@fulcrum6760 Steven Seagull Doesn't Need The Audience.
      He is The Audience

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 Місяць тому +1

      @@lenindominguez1986 Just like Snyder.

  • @gcolbyp
    @gcolbyp Місяць тому +39

    You know we can say what we want about how Disney has handled Star Wars in recent years, but after watching these Rebel Moon movies, them denying Snyder into making a Star Wars movie for them was the smartest thing they did.

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion Місяць тому +4

      Imagine how much worse the sequel trilogy would have been? I can’t quite grasp that

  • @ziggy8253
    @ziggy8253 Місяць тому +129

    From “300” to zero - the Zack Snyder Story.

    • @chadwhitfield6946
      @chadwhitfield6946 Місяць тому +9

      He has 4 or 5 good movies. 300, Man of Steel, Dawn of Dead remake, even Watchmen. He needs a partner that's a really good writer.

    • @rodmoore1577
      @rodmoore1577 Місяць тому +9

      Good one! I wish I had come up with that one!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @codinghusky5196
      @codinghusky5196 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@chadwhitfield6946 out of 5, 300 is ACTUALLY good, Man of Steel is saved by being an interesting new take on an old story at a time when visuals weren't an old thing, Dawn of the Dead remake is a total piece of unwatchable sh*t, and Watchmen is a borefest that tries to have style but is really just shite in a nice packaging.
      Aside of 300, if ANY of those were books instead of movies, nobody would get to the 1/3rd before calling it a 3rd.

    • @greysnake2903
      @greysnake2903 Місяць тому +1

      @codinghusky5196 Yes, 300 is so bad it's good.

    • @notmyemail506
      @notmyemail506 15 днів тому

      ​@@greysnake2903nah its just cool as fuck

  • @cameronmcgregor6818
    @cameronmcgregor6818 Місяць тому +195

    I can't wait for Zack Synder's Farmer's Cut of Rebel Moon: The Grain Harvester. 🧑🏿‍🌾🌾😏😆

  • @15Candles
    @15Candles Місяць тому +228

    The fact that at this point, every single Zack Snyder movies desperately need a director's cut is starting to annoyed me so much. Peter Jackson had a theatrical cut and director's cut for LOTR but he didn't spent most of the marketing talking about the director's cut so desperately as his team made a theatrical cut that's good enough to satisfy a lot of people. Something that Snyder certainly didn't do with the Rebel Moon movies 🤷

    • @carlosperalta1714
      @carlosperalta1714 Місяць тому +19

      So true. Why would I watch a Director's Cut of a bad movie that had many issues?!
      It's like slapping a small bandaid to a large wound

    • @TwistedReality13
      @TwistedReality13 Місяць тому +14

      It'll just be a longer version of his shit movies lol

    • @SubterrelProspector
      @SubterrelProspector Місяць тому +5

      The theatrical cuts of Lord of the Rings ARE the director's cuts. They're his preferred cuts.

    • @big2033
      @big2033 Місяць тому +8

      And both versions of Peter Jackson's movies are good.

    • @mudbutt234
      @mudbutt234 Місяць тому +2

      Netflix would only fund Rebel Moon if he gave the pg13 versions of the movie

  • @MrDe4dGuy34
    @MrDe4dGuy34 Місяць тому +101

    This film dared to ask: Can we make farming look epic? The answers is no, but Zack Snyder tried to make it happen. Next he’ll film people eating soup in slow-mo with some lady chanting over it.

    • @sciencefantastic
      @sciencefantastic Місяць тому +20

      He did have a bunch of Nordic women smelling Aquaman’s clothes and singing.

    • @minilopgamer1950
      @minilopgamer1950 Місяць тому +7

      Don’t give him ideas!

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Місяць тому +10

      I know you're joking, but at this point, I wouldn't put it past him to actually do that in a future movie.

    • @lenindominguez1986
      @lenindominguez1986 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@minilopgamer1950Zach Snyder is Like Tommy Wiseau, So Pls Don't Give Him No Ideas

    • @lenindominguez1986
      @lenindominguez1986 Місяць тому

      ​@@michaelstrong5383absolutely

  • @totallytubular8760
    @totallytubular8760 Місяць тому +140

    The long ass scenes of them gathering wheat pissed me off. 😂

    • @cinematicsterling6897
      @cinematicsterling6897 Місяць тому +15

      that was getting on my nerves

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Місяць тому +23

      To quote Spaceballs:
      *"Prepare to fast forward!"*

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion Місяць тому +11

      It was like a 5 minute scene but it felt like 20

    • @scribble5057
      @scribble5057 Місяць тому +9

      It was a farming music video

    • @J_MM
      @J_MM Місяць тому +7

      I was like why is this even in slowmo

  • @almightydominus
    @almightydominus Місяць тому +91

    Relabel Moon is technically the plot of A Bugs Life with Star Wars mixed in 😂

    • @joeortiz7734
      @joeortiz7734 Місяць тому +27

      Bugs life was based on 7 samurai, and Star Wars was inspired by samurai movies.

    • @zainmudassir2964
      @zainmudassir2964 Місяць тому +11

      ​@@joeortiz7734 Akira Kurosawa films to be specific

    • @soulrebel6309
      @soulrebel6309 Місяць тому +3

      A Bug's Life ride at Disneyworld is top tier

    • @williehampton3855
      @williehampton3855 Місяць тому +4

      Yeah, this evil empire trying to conquer this small village just for their crops. That's A Bug's Life in a nutshell.

    • @iitvoii
      @iitvoii Місяць тому +4

      @@williehampton3855 So basically Seven Samurai.

  • @boobootittleman7299
    @boobootittleman7299 Місяць тому +241

    How has Zack Snyder not been put in “director jail” yet?

    • @raycharles704
      @raycharles704 Місяць тому +1

      What’s that?

    • @NelsonMandela1million
      @NelsonMandela1million Місяць тому

      He has a cult of brainwashed idiots.

    • @NOLA0NE
      @NOLA0NE Місяць тому +18

      That's for Directors doing bad stuff in real life

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 Місяць тому +10

      @@NOLA0NEYeah I hate when folks apply that to the director of Whiplash and Babylon.

    • @cashewnuttel9054
      @cashewnuttel9054 Місяць тому +2

      I know right? Especially since I think it was his movies that led to his adopted daughter committing... you know.

  • @RayValdezPhotography
    @RayValdezPhotography Місяць тому +36

    Farmers are beating their wheat to this movie. Well done Snyder.

  • @Jhayzer021
    @Jhayzer021 Місяць тому +51

    In Rebel Moon who control the wheat control the slow motions.

    • @Ebon_Sean
      @Ebon_Sean Місяць тому +3

      The grain must flow....

  • @fulcrum6760
    @fulcrum6760 Місяць тому +104

    The lore gets worse: You’re telling me the Motherworld enslaves inter dimensional god-like beings to become hyper space engines but can’t grow their own grain?!

    • @tobiaslawrence8928
      @tobiaslawrence8928 Місяць тому +18

      The more you think the more it doesn't make sense. I give star wars this at least they'll explain how that would have happened.

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 Місяць тому +25

      @@tobiaslawrence8928 That’s like if Jar Jar beats up Abeloth and can’t beat up Cassian Andor. I can’t believe Snyder fans defend this and resort to insults.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Місяць тому +26

      This is literally the same thing as Ben Affleck asking Michael Bay about the logic of training oil drillers to become astronauts and not the other way around, only to get shot down.

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 Місяць тому +14

      @@michaelstrong5383 And Snyder fans defend this.

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 Місяць тому +13

      it's also an idea he stole from Warhammer 40K.....

  • @poposterous236
    @poposterous236 Місяць тому +101

    Remember when Netflix cancelled your favourite show? They had to make room for big hollywood director Zack Snyder, and they'll give him as much money as he wants with zero notes.

    • @echidna1987
      @echidna1987 Місяць тому +19

      RIP Mind Hunter.

    • @julianhensley8996
      @julianhensley8996 Місяць тому +9

      Rip Bone

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Місяць тому +4

      Still haven't forgiven them for canceling Bone. That could have been an amazing series, but nope. Netflix decided to give us this instead.

    • @alteredego6208
      @alteredego6208 Місяць тому +9

      RIP Marco Polo

    • @jamesmcclaren9759
      @jamesmcclaren9759 Місяць тому +1

      But they did give him notes. One that I remember was that it had to be taken down to Pg13 from rated R to increase audience views. That’s just one major note he spoke about. Perhaps among other conflicts, they gave too many notes

  • @MichelleAlexandria-EM
    @MichelleAlexandria-EM Місяць тому +42

    don't forget, there is the standard Snyder "Oh, there's a 4 hr extended Cut that is the movie I really wanted..." excuse.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 Місяць тому +7

      And his fan base telling us we're too stupid to understand his movies and the director's cuts explain everything

    • @carlosperalta1714
      @carlosperalta1714 Місяць тому +7

      "Sir, you had full creative control!"

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 Місяць тому +5

      @@carlosperalta1714 but you don't understand, they made him make in pg-13. And clearly the problem with these movies is there's not enough sex and gore....

    • @notmyemail506
      @notmyemail506 15 днів тому

      ​@@petriew2018tbf theres never enough sex and gore

  • @bearerofbadnews1375
    @bearerofbadnews1375 Місяць тому +63

    Are we sure Rebal moon isn’t a spiritual successor to Battlefield Earth?

    • @ladyhotep5189
      @ladyhotep5189 Місяць тому +5

      Dayuum 😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Місяць тому +8

      Battlefield Earth gave us a lot of Dutch angles.
      Rebel Moon gave us a lot of slow motion.

    • @klass_1221
      @klass_1221 Місяць тому +2

      "Piece of cake".
      I'm still blocking Battlefield Earth out of my mind.

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 Місяць тому +4

      If a de-aged Terl showed up telling everyone how he was born to conquer galaxies this movie would have gotten a solid 10/10 😅

    • @Shadowman4710
      @Shadowman4710 Місяць тому

      @@klass_1221 I envy you.

  • @delycan4912
    @delycan4912 Місяць тому +39

    Zack Snyder fans are the LAST people to complain about judging movies before they come out. These clowns harass James Gunn daily, and awere judging the new Superman movie before we even had an actor for Superman.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 Місяць тому +10

      The Snyder fans I knew were also quick to defend the theatrical Justice League telling me we were making too much out of the reshoots and Cavill's mustache but when they realized they could blame Joss Whedon for everything suddenly they sang a whole different tune.

    • @GreenPeelEL34
      @GreenPeelEL34 Місяць тому

      Circus freaks, all of them.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Місяць тому +2

      They keep calling Gunn a PDF file

    • @lazuruswolf6668
      @lazuruswolf6668 Місяць тому

      @@mrcritical6751 All because of some bad tweets he made a decade ago, yet if you show the cult the messed up shit Snyder said they will still defend him.

  • @ericng7015
    @ericng7015 Місяць тому +31

    I don't support this movie that will boost Snyder's ego much further
    I do support the entertainment that reviewers gave us reviewing this movie though

  • @matthewjarek3026
    @matthewjarek3026 Місяць тому +13

    My biggest problem with Rebel Moon is that Zack Snyder cast both Daario Naharis’s and he didn’t even have them actually fight each other. COME ON!

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion Місяць тому +1

      That’s so specific and random lmao I love this

  • @kyoijin_bois3016
    @kyoijin_bois3016 Місяць тому +70

    I have been legit waiting on this review like a hawk hovering over a mouse.

    • @lenindominguez1986
      @lenindominguez1986 Місяць тому

      Me Too and I am Like a Hawk Trying To Hover Over a Snake

  • @wildmooseking
    @wildmooseking Місяць тому +65

    Korey isnt kidding about the wheat shots.
    This is borderline pornographic 😂

    • @carlosperalta1714
      @carlosperalta1714 Місяць тому +19

      I'm surprised there wasn't cream of wheat 😂

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion Місяць тому +6

      @@carlosperalta1714y’all are tewwwwwww muccchhhhhh

    • @carlosperalta1714
      @carlosperalta1714 Місяць тому +6

      @@nailinthefashion or not enough 😏

    • @ladyhotep5189
      @ladyhotep5189 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@carlosperalta1714you nasty 😂😂😂

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Місяць тому +9

      Throwing the wheat in the air was the money shot. 😂

  • @rogerm4954
    @rogerm4954 Місяць тому +46

    The fight scenes, while stylish, were like a kid playing with action figures

    • @sir_stride
      @sir_stride Місяць тому +1

      Isn't that literally every action movie ever?

    • @muhammedahmed3291
      @muhammedahmed3291 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@sir_strideNo, good action scenes feel gritty and realistic even when it's fantastical. A kid playing with two bionicles is going to create a crazy "scene" with little internal consistency or weight.

    • @luciusnguyen2449
      @luciusnguyen2449 Місяць тому +7

      @@sir_stride No 🤦‍♂, good action scenes require emotional stakes and tension. We need to know what's the goals of all the sides in the fight, how important the goal is to each side (the deeper the better, to a philosophical level is the best) and, how these goals conflict with one another that's emotional stakes. Tension is how you build a scene so that the audience cannot predict which side is going to end up on top. Without these, the scene will feel empty like kids playing with action figures

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 Місяць тому +1

      @@sir_stride Zack, is that you?

    • @youngrootv
      @youngrootv Місяць тому

      @@muhammedahmed3291the animated Bionicle movies have better action sequences than Rebel Moon unironically. Those movies went crazy when I was younger lol

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 Місяць тому +17

    I was watching that grain scene expecting a Hennessey logo to pop up lol

  • @EJD339
    @EJD339 Місяць тому +20

    Dude thought he was Christopher Nolan after the Snyder Cut.

    • @Ebon_Sean
      @Ebon_Sean Місяць тому +3

      Dude's been trying to be Nolan ever since Nolan helped him make Man of Steel

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion Місяць тому +2

      We have Nolan at home
      The Nolan at home:

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Місяць тому

      Can you imagine Zack Snyder’s Oppenheimer? Just two whole minuets of the test nuke going off

  • @admirekashiri9879
    @admirekashiri9879 Місяць тому +25

    This and Angry Joe’s review have had me in tears! This is hilarious!! 🤣

    • @lenindominguez1986
      @lenindominguez1986 Місяць тому +2

      This is so Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @marcushamner5994
      @marcushamner5994 Місяць тому +1

      @@lenindominguez1986I couldn’t breathe at all! Angry Joe and Double Toasted are on the same page!🤣🤣🤣

    • @lenindominguez1986
      @lenindominguez1986 Місяць тому +2

      @@marcushamner5994 Double Toasted and Angry Joe Should Team Up Together and Make Movie Reviews

    • @marcushamner5994
      @marcushamner5994 Місяць тому +1

      @@lenindominguez1986 i would love to see that collaboration. It’s would be the “Marvel Team Up” and media crossover that is needed.😊👊🏾💙

    • @lenindominguez1986
      @lenindominguez1986 Місяць тому

      @@marcushamner5994 its Power Up

  • @commandZee
    @commandZee Місяць тому +11

    J.J. Abrams: I can make the new Star Wars.
    Zack Snyder: Bro, my Star Wars is better and edgier.
    Denis Villeneuve: Vraiment? Hold my Caribou!

  • @Mvs2527
    @Mvs2527 Місяць тому +18

    This are the types of reviews I come for

  • @getbuckets4252
    @getbuckets4252 Місяць тому +7

    Snyder went from 300 to Budweiser commercials in space

  • @thequietdreamer2186
    @thequietdreamer2186 Місяць тому +67

    “The Scargiver”… sounds like a middle school edgy OC.

    • @Erichwanh
      @Erichwanh Місяць тому +7

      Zack Snyder is a JHS edgelord who, somehow, is given NINE DIGITS to do what he wants for a movie. If you don't know what he wants for Batman in jail, well, it's totally Zack Snyder.

    • @sandroilpelato7153
      @sandroilpelato7153 Місяць тому +5

      Zack is just as mature and clever as an edgy 13 year old...

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 Місяць тому +1

      It's Zack Snyder! He does stuff like that all the time. 😂

    • @luciusnguyen2449
      @luciusnguyen2449 Місяць тому +4

      @@sandroilpelato7153 which explains why his fan are exactly the same as him because he help them fulfill their edgelord fantasy

    • @ericng7015
      @ericng7015 Місяць тому

      Looks like Zack never get passed that phase of his life then

  • @davidcastillo7492
    @davidcastillo7492 Місяць тому +8

    Both Double Toasted and Angry Joe roasting this movie is a thing of beauty 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lenindominguez1986
      @lenindominguez1986 Місяць тому

      Both Double Toasted & Angry Joe Should Team Up Together & Review Good Films

  • @CitizenKen1
    @CitizenKen1 Місяць тому +18

    You know for a director like Snyder, who puts so much emphasis on his cinematography almost like he’s crafting a painting, you’d think he would actually learn how to make his movies watchable.

    • @LeftoverBeefcake
      @LeftoverBeefcake Місяць тому +4

      I really hope Zack just gives up directing (and writing) and only gets hired to be a cinematographer, which he is obviously the most passionate about. He has the George Lucas problem of using his actors as props and not fully fleshed out human beings.

    • @Thallium212
      @Thallium212 Місяць тому +3

      @@LeftoverBeefcakeThat’s my exact issue with Anakin in the prequels. Took the clone wars for me to actually like the character.

  • @nyiniamako
    @nyiniamako Місяць тому +21

    The slow mo is a trick to extend the running time. Without it both movies would fit into one movie.

    • @rodriguez1025
      @rodriguez1025 Місяць тому

      I’d be curious to see how much shorter the movies would be if all the slow Mo was sped up to regular speed.

    • @nyiniamako
      @nyiniamako Місяць тому

      @@rodriguez1025 I think someone should do the math!

  • @matthewjarek3026
    @matthewjarek3026 Місяць тому +11

    Rebel Moon feels like an 8-10 episode Season edited into 4 hours. I get that Zack wants to make these sprawling epics told over several movies, but I don’t know why he doesn’t just do TV instead. His style of storytelling would work so much better that way. And he’d have to work with other writers and directors to help him.

    • @SuperShinobi95
      @SuperShinobi95 Місяць тому +1

      I agree

    • @Peer165
      @Peer165 Місяць тому +3

      So you really want 4 hours of slow-mo wheat harvesting? 😂😂

  • @rodbarnes9624
    @rodbarnes9624 Місяць тому +4

    5:30 That's *ACCURATE.* _"Zack Snyder is the 'Cheesecake Factory' of directors"_ lol! 😆

  • @YangWenli616
    @YangWenli616 Місяць тому +23

    Damn that thumbnail foul! 🤣
    Why you do Djimon Hounsou like that?

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion Місяць тому +3

      Even worse than his singing 💀

    • @elijahbannis6474
      @elijahbannis6474 Місяць тому

      Don't even get me started on his lyrics

    • @JulienHemmendinger
      @JulienHemmendinger Місяць тому

      It's like that in the movie! It's the shot I reference in the review LOL

  • @user-yr7pi3gi2y
    @user-yr7pi3gi2y Місяць тому +5

    The wheat scene looks like a damn cereal commercial.

  • @sankharaYT
    @sankharaYT Місяць тому +11

    Rebel Grain Part 2: The Wheatgiver 🍞🥐🥖

  • @ParkerCS2
    @ParkerCS2 Місяць тому +4

    The overexposure of wheat slow motion is the equivalent to that SpongeBob caveman special with the WTF moment of different images flashing back and forth with dramatic music. Only without the reveal of the human barbershop quartet! Lol 💯

  • @ChrisControversial
    @ChrisControversial Місяць тому +17

    I think the most baffling thing is that people still defend this man. There is nothing wrong with a simple dumb action movie but theres a reason why people love transformers 1 and hate transformers 2. You have to have some competency

    • @bigdreams5554
      @bigdreams5554 Місяць тому +4

      Let's face it, with 8 billion people on planet earth, there's a ton of IQ

    • @doc8013
      @doc8013 Місяць тому +5

      I don't even mind if they like this drudge, I just can't stand that they treat it as some cinematic brilliance that only their small group can comprehend.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 Місяць тому +2

      @@doc8013 Omg if I have one more Snyder bro explain to me how "save Martha" was masterpiece film making

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 Місяць тому +1

      @@doc8013 that's what annoys me the most. "i like this movie' and "this is a good movie" are two entirely different statements.
      I love Flash Gordon. Not because it's a good movie, but because of how wonderfully terrible it all is. Any criticism you want to level at that movie, go for it, i'll probably agree. It's not an indictment of me when you criticize something i enjoy laughing at.
      the Snydercult has made their obsession with Snyder such a part of their personality that they take any criticism as a personal attack, because how can something they love also be bad? It just makes them obnoxious because their starting position is completely illogical but they insist your the one who's just 'hating'.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 Місяць тому +1

      @@petriew2018 yes thank you. A Snyder bro had commented on a review of the first Rebel Moon calling people haters because of how so many people come out of the woodwork to shit on his movies whenever they're released. I had personally countered that Snyder fanboys have spent so much time telling everyone else how awesome he is and whining at anybody that disagrees that they've basically made it impossible to have even lukewarm opinions about him.

  • @mannholloway
    @mannholloway Місяць тому +11

    You master intergalactic space travel and reviving the dead, but you need wheat and can't grow, manufacture, and tend wheat!!!???

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 Місяць тому +2

      In Dead Space, the USG Ishimura had a hydroponics section with fresh vegetation all over the place.

  • @yakuza01
    @yakuza01 Місяць тому +4

    Zack Snyder uses slow-mo the same way I used to make the font extra big as well as the spacing between lines to fill the minimum page requirement for papers back in high school.

  • @JamesTheDominator
    @JamesTheDominator Місяць тому +5

    This empire can supposedly enslave inter dimensional gods to fuel their ships for inter stellar travel yet can’t grow their own wheat…okay Zack

  • @missstar5449
    @missstar5449 Місяць тому +10

    I'm normally not a fan of taking things away from people that they enjoy, but at this point WE have to take "slow mo" away from Zack Snyder! 😂

  • @AllInTheGame01
    @AllInTheGame01 Місяць тому +21

    Quite impressive that despite all the death & destruction in both movies that Snyder & Team were able to make me feel absolutely nothing for the protagonists, that takes real skill from the auteur! The SnyyderCult should always be reminded that even though they think critics have it out for Zack, Audience Scores for the movies he's directed and/or written since 'The Snyder Cut' (RT 93%) are; Army of The Dead (75%), Army of Thieves (69%), Rebel Moon P1 (58%) & P2 (53%). So why haven't the same ppl who rushed to give the Snyder Cut 93% done the same for the rest?!

    • @thecunninlynguist
      @thecunninlynguist Місяць тому +5

      i feel the same way. I did not care about these people, at all.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Місяць тому +2

      Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter both took their time to let us know a lot about their characters and arcs so that the final climatic battle would have emotional stakes.
      Rebel Moon gave us none of that while giving us zero-dimensional characters (calling them one-dimensional would be giving too much credit) and no reason for us to care about them.

    • @AllInTheGame01
      @AllInTheGame01 Місяць тому +5

      @@michaelstrong5383 Couldn't have said it any better! But rest assured that Snyder will not take any of this as a valuable learning opportunity!

    • @SuCKeRPunCH187
      @SuCKeRPunCH187 Місяць тому +2

      because they are dc fans first,

    • @ladyhotep5189
      @ladyhotep5189 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@AllInTheGame01Snyder gonna Snyder....every damn time 😂😂😂

  • @georgekostaras
    @georgekostaras Місяць тому +5

    This movie would have worked better as a sequel to Space Balls. Space Balls: Getting this bread.

  • @terrymcginnis01
    @terrymcginnis01 Місяць тому +4

    I think it'll all come together in Rebel Moon 12

  • @Mr3Submarine
    @Mr3Submarine Місяць тому +6

    Zack Snyder needs to ask himself, “Why…………do I………..have this………..sicko…………obsession………..with……………………………………………slo-mo?”

  • @Darklordjadow1
    @Darklordjadow1 Місяць тому +30

    "Bad guys are stealing a small village's food, so some space heroes band together to save the village!"
    ... so this is the exact plot of Episode 4 of The Mandalorian, only Zack Snyder needs over 5 hours to tell it; gotcha.
    EDIT: Yes, I know it's also the plot of Seven Samurai and Magnificent Seven. I brought up The Mandalorian because it did this apparently 5+ hour plot IN FORTY MINUTES.

    • @DanJackson1977
      @DanJackson1977 Місяць тому +7

      Akira Kurosawa told the same story in 207 minutes... plus intermission.

    • @VandalSauvage
      @VandalSauvage Місяць тому +1

      It’s literally Seven Samurai. Or Magnificent Seven

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1 Місяць тому +5

      @@VandalSauvage I know; I just brought up The Mandalorian to illustrate the point because it wrapped this shit up IN FORTY MINUTES

    • @robertwoods3871
      @robertwoods3871 Місяць тому

      Fancy seeing you here, Jadow. I didn't know you were a toastie!

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Місяць тому

      Hell Blazing Saddles told this story in less than two hours and still had time for a farting session

  • @raycharles704
    @raycharles704 Місяць тому +8

    I’ve not watched it yet but the way y’all describe it. It makes it sound like the most generic sci-fi film that you would actually find on the sci-fi channel.

  • @ni06no
    @ni06no Місяць тому +3

    Love the way y'all express y'all selfs 🤣

  • @josevelazquez6573
    @josevelazquez6573 Місяць тому +8

    Rebel Moon Part 8: In Search of the Rice Field
    Rebel Moon Part 10: Electric Boogaloo!

    • @LeeSixTwenty
      @LeeSixTwenty Місяць тому +1

      Rebel Moon Part 9: The Lampshade of No Real Significance
      Rebel Moon Part 11: The Quest For More Money
      Rebel Moon Part 12: The Imperium Takes Manhattan

    • @notmyemail506
      @notmyemail506 15 днів тому +2

      Your all forgetting the 29 hour extended cuts of all these movies

  • @RandomGod25
    @RandomGod25 Місяць тому +7

    Go watch
    Seven samurai or magnificent seven
    STAR WARS
    And Dune pt 1 and 2

  • @BlackKippahActivity
    @BlackKippahActivity Місяць тому +3

    The amount of slo mo shots were utterly ridiculous 🤣🤣

  • @toddknaperek8225
    @toddknaperek8225 Місяць тому +28

    Wait...so the premise is a giant, violent superior species picks on this inferior community of farmers and steals their grain, while a rag tag group of protagonists fight back against them?
    He didn't rip off a bunch of Sci Fi movies, he ripped off A fucking Bug's Life.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Місяць тому +11

      Ed Skrein's character *_WISHES_* he was anything like Hopper.

    • @bigmojo704
      @bigmojo704 Місяць тому +1

      A bugs life ripped off 7 samurai

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Місяць тому

      Zack just seeing his kids watch Bugs Life and pondering “what if I do that…but not fun”

  • @shinjiikari1989
    @shinjiikari1989 Місяць тому +3

    Next Zack Snyder movie will show slow motion eating

  • @cnohrnospkno
    @cnohrnospkno Місяць тому +1

    When the villagers were giving the heroes gifts based on they're personalities or whatever at the beginning, I thought I had fallen asleep somehow and missed a whole portion of the movie

  • @sulemanrana9525
    @sulemanrana9525 29 днів тому +3

    The Snyder cult crying watching this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AfricanH3ro
    @AfricanH3ro Місяць тому +2

    Experiencing a Zach Snyder script is a great confidence boost for aspiring writers like myself

  • @christophermorris6152
    @christophermorris6152 Місяць тому +3

    😂😂😂 This is the funniest review I've ever heard 😂😂😂

  • @teacupolous
    @teacupolous Місяць тому +1

    Martin’s laugh in this video is so amazing. I just love Martin.

    • @TheSpecsShow
      @TheSpecsShow Місяць тому +1

      It's a tragedy that Billy wasn't on this one too. His laugh always boosts the content

  • @afrostigmeister
    @afrostigmeister Місяць тому +1

    So in summary
    Part 1 : Planting the wheat
    Part 2 : Harvesting the wheat
    Part 3 : Processing the wheat into flour
    Part 4 : Transporting the flour
    Part 5 : Cooking/Making food (using/from flour)
    Part 6 : Plating of said Food (The Menu rip-off+ slowmo)

  • @thewolf01x95
    @thewolf01x95 Місяць тому +2

    It's two types of people in this world.
    1. Those who are snyder fans
    2. Those with functioning brain matter

  • @EltalLajara809
    @EltalLajara809 Місяць тому +5

    been waiting for this review for days lol

  • @jeremyhayes9793
    @jeremyhayes9793 Місяць тому +1

    Martin said Exactly what I did in that the robot became a Literal "deus ex machina" 😂😂

  • @robp6021
    @robp6021 Місяць тому +2

    Rebel moon 3 will have slow motion bowel movements. From 3 different angles.

  • @Ramen_Hibachi
    @Ramen_Hibachi Місяць тому +3

    I would have been pissed if this was a real Star Wars film

  • @GrimDarkNarrator
    @GrimDarkNarrator Місяць тому

    Was very much looking forward to this video. Let the fun begin!

  • @battlion507
    @battlion507 Місяць тому +3

    At this point, Rebel Moon might as well be B roll footage for some Warhammer 40k topic channel.

  • @MrDonniemac5
    @MrDonniemac5 Місяць тому +2

    Zach Snyder is the Jerry Jones of Blockbuster Filmmaking: He wears three hats but is only a "hall of famer" at one of those three jobs. I watched Dune Pt.1 & Pt. 2 back-to-back over the weekend. I'll give the same opportunity to Rebel Moon to understand the vision in totality.

  • @antarchy1
    @antarchy1 Місяць тому +3

    Zach Snyder is Golden Coral. Damn. I remember eating there as a kid. They had whole fried fish. Heads still on em. Look like they been under the heat lamp since the 60s.

  • @domfour8109
    @domfour8109 Місяць тому +2

    They got spaceships but they don't got a combine harvester?

  • @djdoc06
    @djdoc06 Місяць тому +3

    This is Zack Snyder with free rein. He can’t tell a story to save his life, and his dramatic instincts are horrible. 90% of what you liked about the Snyder cut came from your own brain, from the rich history of the comics, like when you see a perfect pretty face that reminds you of an ex, and attribute positive characteristics to it.

  • @octasian
    @octasian Місяць тому +1

    So, did anyone noticed the scratched/cracked lens of the camera as they rode on horses to the village? I thought it was the sun but I don’t think it was.

  • @ACMCUK
    @ACMCUK Місяць тому +1

    The former British prime minister theresa may said she used to run thru fields of wheat as a youth. She must have loved this film

  • @fluffyman85
    @fluffyman85 Місяць тому +1

    "The Zack Snyder of restaurants." - Golden Corral's New Slogan
    And I can't even compliment his visuals when so many shots are badly focused where it's too blurry when things should be clear.

  • @xtreme666bio
    @xtreme666bio Місяць тому

    27:07 The tiny bridge made me laugh so hard

  • @ThaddeusBigsby
    @ThaddeusBigsby Місяць тому +3

    I was in awe by how ridiculous this movie was. Snyder has hit a new level of medicority.

  • @phillipjohnson8903
    @phillipjohnson8903 Місяць тому +2

    I wish he'd go back to his "army" movies. Army of the dead and Army of thieves were great, I was invested in those stories.

  • @nebriancoleman4704
    @nebriancoleman4704 Місяць тому +3

    Zach Snyder is the DJ Screw of the movie industry... Everything Chopped and Screwed..... He should use some of his music.

    • @tapset
      @tapset Місяць тому

      🤡

  • @paperlionkid1787
    @paperlionkid1787 Місяць тому +3

    I've been waiting for this review.

  • @heymima1990
    @heymima1990 Місяць тому +2

    Zach Golden Corral Snyder 😂

  • @infinitevictory1437
    @infinitevictory1437 Місяць тому +1

    Rebel Moon: Make farming great again

  • @kamicoolll
    @kamicoolll Місяць тому +2

    this is one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a while 😂

  • @drjasonfreeman
    @drjasonfreeman Місяць тому +1

    LOL. "WE WANT THAT WHEAT RIGHT THERE."

  • @sayewonn
    @sayewonn Місяць тому +2

    I swear to God Zack Snyder and his obsession with slow motion needs to be studied, its ridiculous.

  • @kevz2474
    @kevz2474 Місяць тому +2

    Snyder's best work is when he's not writing the stories

  • @Xayjohns
    @Xayjohns Місяць тому +1

    There's nothing quite like a Martin Thomas laugh.

  • @tapset
    @tapset Місяць тому +2

    Thank god they never restored the snyderverse

  • @shinndig1293
    @shinndig1293 Місяць тому +1

    Yeah, Disney Star Wars is looking pretty good right now...

  • @bigdreams5554
    @bigdreams5554 Місяць тому +1

    I guess "artisanal organic wheat" is a thing in the future, lol

  • @HorseJoint
    @HorseJoint Місяць тому

    19:30. I love these Oldheads man😅

  • @lordfaust023
    @lordfaust023 Місяць тому +1

    He likes to do slow mo because it increases the runtime for his movies

  • @TacoMan850
    @TacoMan850 Місяць тому

    Finally! I've been waiting for this review lol

  • @babufits1584
    @babufits1584 Місяць тому +1

    Bro, I LOST it at the coal powered space ship, like bitch what? 😭

  • @LARKXHIN
    @LARKXHIN Місяць тому

    "maybe its really a lot of fun!" 😂😂

  • @ejr87r
    @ejr87r Місяць тому +3

    But wait until director's cut, Snyder and his fans favorite go to. It shouldn't take a director's cut to fix your movie. Hundreds of directors understand that except Zack and don't us it as a crutch when their movies don't do well.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 Місяць тому

      Right, if studio mandates mess up your story this consistently, then just maybe adjust your storytelling style.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Місяць тому +4

    Was waiting on this review 😂

  • @jamiekamihachi3135
    @jamiekamihachi3135 Місяць тому +1

    Technically this is pretty accurate for how preindustrial societies harvested wheat and then separated the useful parts from the chaff. Why a sci-fi people don’t have machines like we do I don’t know nor do I know why Snyder made us watch this.